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• The Island Rat: Breaking Cecilia's Heart
  30 Aug 2007 00:00 (4 replies)

  

  Cecilia, a player of little consequence, is voted out by players of even less consequence, but more hair.
  

• The Island Rat: Survivor Cook Islands Episode 1
  16 Aug 2007 00:00 (9 replies)

  

  The 13th Season of Survivor started well. We now know exactly who the stupid people are.
  

• The Island Rat Crystal Ball 1 - Survivor Cook Islands
  14 Aug 2007 00:00 (6 replies)

  

  Welcome back to the nuthouse.
  

• Survivor SA Episode 2: Bigger. Better. Morons.
  11 Sep 2006 00:00 (0 replies)

  

  Survivor South Africa: Bold. Courageous. Unique. And that's just the choice of font.
  

• Survivor Guatemala: Where Are They Now? An Island Rat Special
  26 Jul 2006 00:00 (0 replies)

  

  The Island Rat has tracked down all of your favourite (and not-so-favourite) Survivor Guatemala contestants.
  

• The Island Rat Episode 13: Dude, Where's Cindy?
  13 Jul 2006 00:00 (0 replies)

  

  Cindy is cursed when she wins the reward challenge and has to make a no-win decision. Not that she would have won anyway.
  

• The Island Rat Episode 12: Observing The Wildlife
  6 Jul 2006 00:00 (0 replies)

  

  Judd's gone. There is nothing more I need to say.
  

• The Island Rat Episode 11: Stephzilla
  29 Jun 2006 00:00 (0 replies)

  

  Steph finally finds something she's good at: complaining. The same thing can be said for Lydia.
  

• The Island Rat Episode 10: The Nut Cracks
  21 Jun 2006 00:00 (0 replies)

  

  Jamie has finally realised that all of his paranoia was spot on and that he is, in fact, being watched by millions of people.
  

• A Tribute to Bobby Jon: An Island Rat Special
  19 Jun 2006 00:00 (0 replies)

  

  I owe everything to Bobby Jon. Without him, nothing seems funny anymore.
  

• The Island Rat Episode 9: The Last of the Southern Gentlecavemen
  14 Jun 2006 00:00 (0 replies)

  

  Bobby Jon makes his final departure from Guatemala, and the Island Rat mourns by being unkind to Jamie.
  

• The Crystal Ball: Episode 2 - Love on the Rocks
  27 Sep 2005 00:00 (0 replies)

  

  SX - CB 2.
  

• Survivor X Episode 1: Extreme Athleticism
  22 Sep 2005 00:00 (0 replies)

  

  Episode 1.
  

• The Survivor Palau Archive
  1 Jan 2006 00:00 (0 replies)

  

  An Archive of the Island Rat's Survivor X: Palau column.
  

• The Island Rat Episode 8: The Caveman Episode
  8 Jun 2006 00:00 (0 replies)

  

  Bobby Jon and Jamie are always going to be remembered as Survivor's greatest cavemen.
  

• The Island Rat Episode 7: Rotting in the Jungle
  31 May 2006 00:00 (0 replies)

  

  Bobby Jon continues to defy the laws of nature by surviving yet another day, thanks in part to Amy delusions of Gary's loyalty.
  

• The Survivor Guatamala Crystal Ball: Episode 7
  30 May 2006 00:00 (0 replies)

  

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• The Island Rat Episode 6: Oxygen Thieves
  24 May 2006 00:00 (0 replies)

  

  This week, Judd shows us what he's really thinking, Bobby Jon and Jamie duel like gentlemen, and everyone else remains pretty boring.
  

• The Island Rat Episode 5: And God Gave Us Bobby Jon
  17 May 2006 00:00 (0 replies)

  

  All of Yaxha's appeals to God failed when Steph broke her curse and rose above her team, her luck, and Jamie to win Immunity.
  

• The Survivor Guatemala Crystal Ball: Episode 5
  16 May 2006 00:00 (0 replies)

  

  This week, the Crystal Ball has a peek into the diaries of some of the Survivors.
  

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