Episode Two:
This is the first of my weekly predictions. I'm pretty good at getting under the skin of Survivors. They're all ridiculously predictable, so that helps. Here's what will happen in this Episode 2 of Survivor X:
* The search for fire will continue. Koror will keep diving into the water to retrieve their box of fire, unwittingly knowing that, once they have it, they will find it completely full of sand, with a little note in it saying "I.O.U - JP". The tribe will be flummoxed.
* The tribe will be attacked enormous rat-like creatures the size of rats. One of the Koror members will die in the ensuing battle. The rats will be eaten.
* Ian will lose his glasses, and, consequently, his magical powers. Look for him to be vulnerable this episode, especially since one of this week's challenges involves hacking into a secure firewalled server.
* Meanwhile, at Ulong, the tribe debates changing their sucky name. They change it to "Extreme Ultra Kickassers." The smart one on the tribe, Angie, convinces them to at least change it to "Asskickers".
* Jeff W. and Kim get cosy. James gets all bent out of joint because he sees ".. Kim as a threat" to his blossoming relationship with Jeff.
* Coby has a hissy fit upon discovering that he's not only not the only gay guy there, but he's the only gay guy not getting any. Coby challenges Jeff W to a dance-off, but I'm not sure who wins.
Will my crystal ball prove clear as day, or dull as, well, a Survivor contestant? We'll just have to see.
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