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The Survivor Guatemala Crystal Ball: Episode 5

Written by Fingolfin from the blog The Island Rat on 16 May 2006
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The Crystal Ball doesn't know what's going to happen this week. However, it has given me a glimpse into the minds of some of the contestants. Here are a few 'Dear Diary' entries from some of our most favourite survivors:



Judd:

Dear diary,

I am the man! I am totally in control of this tribe. I can vote anyone off! Even Steph listens to me.


Steph:

Dear Diary,

As soon as Judd has cleaned up the camp, brushed my hair and washed my feet, we're voting him off.

My eyebrows are being weird again. I knew I should have brought my other set.


Bobby Jon:

Aaaargh diary!

Grrrurghhh had good day. Lifted things mightily and won agRRRRR.


Blake:

Dear Diary,

Well, yes, I'm still humourless. Haha! That would be funny, if I knew what a joke was.


Margaret:

Dear Diary,

Today I loosened the ropes around Blake's hands. I thought I should allow him a bit of freedom. I will take good, good care of him.


Gary:

Dear Diary,

Oops! Sorry, didn't mean to refer to you by your real name.

Dear Hank,

Today was a close one! Danni, that cow, is on my tribe now and is telling everyone I was an NFL star! I don't know how long I can keep distracting them with acts of self-mutilation.


Cindy:

Dear Diary,

I'm worried about my safety! I'm the last Bland Person left! Not since Vecepia has a Bland Person done well, and I'm worried. I wish I could think of something interesting to do, but I'm too bland! And everyone keeps asking me what my name is!

 Enjoy tonight's episode.



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