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What's the fuss or myth about the size of the joystick

Written by FLYINGBIRD from the blog flying high on 03 Feb 2009
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Hey guys I'm new on the blogs hope u'll welcome me. I've been following your articles for the past 8 months and I fell in love with them. Actually you guys fascinate me. I like you all.
Be that as it may, let me share with you this topic about the the fuss or myth of the joystick. Opinions on size of the things vary from one person to another, of course with marked degrees or agreements on certain things.

BE that the case, to date,no dispute surpasses opinions on wether the size of the joysticks matter in small package or is well appreciated in a big measure. However, experts have quelled everybody's fear that size doesn't matter, small or big. I have no way of telling wether they are lying or not.
Victims of size  say there is a matter with size and cannot be persuaded to bring it forth that the bigger size the better the pleasure. They would swear by their ancient ancestors that they wouldn't settle for small when there is big. The question is how big is big and who really must feel wether the size is so big. The cry here is that small size doesn't TAKE women anywhere near pleasure in bedroom sports, is that true? I thought bananas, big  or small, would all taste sweet. After all, aren't they all bananas? So guys what's your opinion.




60 Comments

FLYINGBIRD
03 Feb 2009 21:52

 OK guys as I've mentioned earlier on that I'm new hear here I hope this article will not bore you. Go ahead I'd live to have your opinion. Let's have fun.

Firstdvd
03 Feb 2009 22:30

Hi FLYINGBIRD *waving @ you* as a man, no comment...

Paralyzer
04 Feb 2009 03:38

Welcome and 'interesting' choice 4 ur 1st! Ill let the resident experts: Brown Shuga, Cnglemother, WhiteSockGirl, Beyonce,etc. answer this one,lol

Sana Lwam
04 Feb 2009 14:34

Yes they are all bananas, but i would prefer a shombolozi to a totolozi. 
Again if you know how to use your smalanyana totolozi, thats fine but pls make sure you undress in the dark coz if I see it, that mght just turn me off. LOL

That's my take.

andi01
04 Feb 2009 14:45

No one wants a small totolozi, period. The reasons that women say size doesnt matter are.
-her man has a small-nyana one, so she is consoling herself
-They dont wanna seem liek they have big "punani"s
-Their twin brothers have small-nyana willies.

If size didnt matter, there'd b few cheaters on teh planet. The bigger the better my broer.

Ms. Jay
04 Feb 2009 14:45

kwakwakwakwa Sana Lwam, -

andi01
04 Feb 2009 14:49

Honestly- we stay with men (with small membesr)
-for financial security
-bcoz we dont wanna break deir hearts
-even if he cheats, he will come back, coz some women will kick him to de curve if she discovers that ur man has a small one.
-Bcoz my mother, family & friends think he is a great guy (yah right, thats bcoz they havent shagged him).

seriously- even though umdavazo is great and all, there are other things that make life great. Coz if you have a rich man with small member. U can always buy a vibrator,

mstick
04 Feb 2009 14:52

Tjo tjo tjo you must be psychic my dear i just had sum sum lst nyt with this guy we've been going out since Dec n maobane was our third time doing the sh!t tjo neh his thing is sml i fot i can giv it a chance mara aowa banna ke bona tlala fela.........eish nw im confused cauz he is a good guy yena shem.....mmmm 

Sana Lwam
04 Feb 2009 14:58

@mstick - winter is coming sana, tlala ea bolaya

myname
04 Feb 2009 15:07

LOL Mstick. Honestly i neva have a problem with men. I always get the same size which is medium to me. Esesidlene bamnandi bonke but mhhmmm i think uyi one who came with his smallanyana tots but shame we neva lasts. We dated for 6 months then we became freinds. And we still freinds even today.

Cande
04 Feb 2009 15:12

this weather is soo mhhmhmh, eish kanti e fitlha neng 5 o clock?

mstick
04 Feb 2009 15:13

@myname do you guys eva tok abt hs sml totolozi now that u frnds......lol

mstick
04 Feb 2009 15:22

Eya! e ya bolaya Sana Lwam................i nid to think of sumthing very quick n im nt buying a vibrator

Onna
04 Feb 2009 15:28

Size does count,that said thou if a brotha is packing a shombolozi but does not know how to use it I would pick the medium with experience any time. There isnt a worse thing than a brotha who will just bruise my vjj but bo big o to speak of.
So for me what a brotha can do matters most to me. I would not forgive such a small one to the point of not even feeling when its in thou, then what would be the point?
Also i like length so the brother can be felt the whole way!!!

andi01
04 Feb 2009 15:40

Sum bradas have members soo small, you'll need a microscope, to c dem

ms.tebby
04 Feb 2009 15:44

kwa kwa kwaaaaa! andi01.. 
lemme read again

Onna
04 Feb 2009 15:45

I had this friend who would always find a way of touching the goods before it even gets to first base. She said she did not want to waiste her time wit toothpicks.

Ms. Jay
04 Feb 2009 15:50

I have tried to be a silent blogger on this one but : guys believe it or not those big membared brothers hurt you!!! them long thingies are like swallowing a whole freaking banana!!! and everytime afterwards your wall is in pain like you just got stuffed with a water melon!!!

besides you get pregnant quicker coz its a shorter distance for sperm to reach your eggs

myname
04 Feb 2009 15:52

Hell no Mstick, i will neva tell him iyhooooo. He was a good bf, very handsome with good dentist & he respects me ......so i would neva do that noba angadiqhela

myname
04 Feb 2009 15:54

besides you get pregnant quicker coz its a shorter distance for sperm to reach your eggs LOL I should watch myself. Dankie Jael

Dimago
04 Feb 2009 15:55

besides you get pregnant quicker coz its a shorter distance for sperm to reach your eggs
LOL Jael...

She said she did not want to waiste her time wit toothpicks.
Nkos' yam

BigMama
04 Feb 2009 15:55

Size does matter......... l can´t say more about that eish!!!

Centrepiece
04 Feb 2009 15:55

<<<besides you get pregnant quicker coz its a shorter distance for sperm to reach your eggs>>>......LOL Jael!!!! kwa kwakwak kwa kwa kwa kwa!!!!!!!!!! iyoooooo!

Dimago
04 Feb 2009 15:57

tjo neh his thing is sml i fot i can giv it a chance mara aowa banna ke bona tlala fela.........eish nw im confused cauz he is a good guy yena shem.....mmmm
but does he have skill mstick?

andi01
04 Feb 2009 15:58

not those big membared brothers hurt you!!! - nto necessary, the brother has to coress you kuqala, he cant just pus it in, of coz if he just pushes it in, then it will hurt you. Sweety, punani's can transport babies, so me darling no bombolozi is 2 big 4 punani, de brother has to master the foreplay, finish.

besides you get pregnant quicker coz its a shorter distance for sperm to reach your eggs - biologically not true, sperms love to race, the further they run the exciting it is for them and the stronger they bcom, so if u have a small-nyana man, sperming 2mm into de punani,chances are he will impregnate u first time, and u stcuk wit him, LOL 

andi01
04 Feb 2009 16:00

But ladies lets be honest, do u realise how excited we are when one of us, tell us how he had a one night stand wit a man with huge totolozi.

ms.tebby
04 Feb 2009 16:00

miss J, you cracked my ribs!

Ms. Jay
04 Feb 2009 16:01

well andi, I guess you maybe be rite - i will not argue with you but if we can transport babies then y the hell do we scream whilst doing it? no amount of caressing can make you not scream whilst giving birth to a pumpkin!

ms.tebby
04 Feb 2009 16:03

he he he! great minds together, lots & lots & lots of thinking here  <<<<biologically not true, sperms love to race, the further they run the exciting it is for them and the stronger ....>>>>

belz
04 Feb 2009 16:04

Yho, i thot this was about joysticks, those thing for playstation.

Ms. Jay
04 Feb 2009 16:07

kwakwakwakwakwa belz..........................you are forgiven!!

andi01
04 Feb 2009 16:10

we can transport babies then y the hell do we scream whilst doing it- still the biggest bhombolozi is still smaller than a premature baby. The thing is you should never tell ur Zulu man that his dinges is not big enough, he will be like "incane uma uyiqhathanisa nekabani" and beat the living hell outta you. U just have 2 fake it, and when he goes to the taxi rank, then u can someone satisfying u. get a mantshingilane, that works night and his wife works, day. then when ur partens arent home, u can help each other

Ngqesta
04 Feb 2009 16:10

guys believe it or not those big membared brothers hurt you!!! AMEN JAEL uyitye yonke dear (you have eaten it all...lol lol)

Ms. Jay
04 Feb 2009 16:13

lmao andi and ngqesta - later guys....tmrw

maud
04 Feb 2009 16:20

size does matter to me, but yes there is no need for the lololo to be big but do nothing.

Dimago
04 Feb 2009 16:23

...but yes there is no need for the lololo to be big but do nothing.
LMAO!!!!

andi01
04 Feb 2009 16:24

this guy used to call his "mbazima", and i was soo excited, thinking I am going to cry out loud. When I saw it, yhoooooooo, i had teh worst Terror, of my life. it was sooo big, veins all over. i told him, sorry dear, i cant COPE, with that.

andi01
04 Feb 2009 16:25

Can u picture a small member going in and out of u, making that fart-like noise, (mfaxa, mfaxa, mnximmm, mnximfffff), hell No, I dont want no small member.

myname
04 Feb 2009 16:28

I think im too young for this topic LOL ........kausane guys, have a good evening & its raining eGP. All i need is a personal blanket not electric. Cau

dali
04 Feb 2009 16:30

i also thought i was too young for this topic 

andi i u r killiing me ........

dali
04 Feb 2009 16:32

meant andi u r killing me............ hey engrish

J-Girl
04 Feb 2009 16:34

lol@ mbazima, terror and cope!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! now dats the ish, rite there!!!!! tltltltltl
u killed me there andi01

andi01
04 Feb 2009 16:37

I need to go for So you think you're funny auditions, ngqumakho

Onna
04 Feb 2009 16:41

Andi u should have gone to so u think u r funny, im sure u would be a hundred thou richer today. tl tl tl .......

Onna
04 Feb 2009 16:45

ngqumakho?? that does not sound nice, I meant to complement u sorry sana.

andi01
04 Feb 2009 16:52

Ngqumankho- is a funny phrase, that we used, 2 say as kidds, to give assurance. Its liek I swear on ur mada's punani.

awelani
04 Feb 2009 17:29

haloooo and bye bye

u guys are a whole bunch of crazy peepsssss

haloo Andi, hope u EAR me!!!!lol 

FLYINGBIRD
04 Feb 2009 18:59

LOL 2 Mbazima, terror & COPE
Talking of a small size here, a friend of mine got herself quite a nice catch at a drinking spree. During the romantic talk, a lot was promised from each camp, which preceded& prepared 4 the night ahead. My friend was looking 4ward 2 the night ahead. She appraised the gentleman, liked his eyes, charmed by his handsome face and hung literally on his lips in every word he said. Come bedtime, in the man's apartment, after a warm up here & there, the man undressed & called her yonder. Lo and be hold! She was so shocked and dismayed; the man's size of the joystick was amazingly small, at least according 2 her. She failed 2 control herself & asked 'tjo kanti uzongenza ngani?' It was the man's turn to be surprized coz he neva thot he has a problem, he thot ushaya ngeshombolozi kukhale bantwana. He was so embarrased. My friend left the house  disappointed, whether from the size of the joystick or performance I cant tell.So I pity the man.LOL

Onna
04 Feb 2009 19:23

Haai yo friend uwrongo, coudnt she have made some xcuzinyana and get out without crashing the mans ego? Phela im sure the man has a complex now, he needs therapy.

FLYINGBIRD
04 Feb 2009 19:44

I wonder if there aint a talk doing rounds that when u have it u gotta flaunt it. It appears that those monsters with big sizes have put in their heads that they are a bomb & as soon as they show their size chicks will go gaga with delight. Just come 2 think of the predicament I went through when I visited my ex 4 the first time.(we were lovers then). Being shy like new lovers, I was coiled at the edge of the bird in his apartment. My ax went 4 a bath & when he was done, he came back stark naked sort of 2 impress me with the impressive package. Sure the third was as long as the two normal walking aids & was also hardly outdone in size. I murmered, and my ex was so pleased ; he thot i was impressed. Nay I was shocked & soon it was my turn 2 take abath. I ran my bath 4 such a long time that the boyfriend wondered if I had drowned. .When he checked on me, he found an opened bathroomed window & I long fled into the thickness of the night.  My ex was shocked & we later broke up. I couldn't stand this.

Lady D
05 Feb 2009 00:35

Ya ne...

Firstdvd
05 Feb 2009 06:01

LOL @ FB~~kwa kwa kwa kwa kwa kwa kwa kwa kwa kwa kwa kwa kwa kwa kwa!!!

Snonoza
05 Feb 2009 17:15

Unemanga Flyingbird! Hawu, emanga langaka! I bet you were so impressed with the shombolozi that you drooled throughout the show and couldn't wait for you ex to ummm, best left unsaid. LOL.

Pitilili
05 Feb 2009 17:40


tl tl tl tl tl tl FB mani. 
Hhayi bo Flyingbird ungasiyengi. Umdavazo ungatsi umnandzi kangaka. I believe u ar still cursing your gods for escaping but I dnt blive u shem. 

Otherwise nice topic. I for one strongly bliv no matter the but u must know how to use it realy. 
In most cases guys with small totolozi like to have so many girlfriends and they are more often than not pompous but it becomes funny how the ex girlfriend will then tell everyone kutsi 'bani loyo mosi une-Priga' it is funny. 

>>>"mbazima", Terror, COPE, maye Andy!!! Cha ukhona LMAO


Hi Snonoza long time no C or is it D, bloger.

FLYINGBIRD
05 Feb 2009 18:20

@ Pitilili; Yes umdavaso is very nice but wth ishombolozi u will not enjoy the game, especially the doggy-style unless you wil be counting the stars in the missionary position.

@ snonoza. The shombozi was so scary such that you would have run urself. lol

Pitilili
05 Feb 2009 18:39

@ Flyingbird..... Woooow the dogy style is.....anyway. Are still the people (young) who still count the stars at this age dnt thnk so...

mabhebheza and cleve where are you guys, why are u missing in action?????

Salanikahle nilale kahle futsi nibhudze kahle (Goodby everyone, have sweet dreams and peaceful nights) I am out until tomorrow all the best. 

Nginitsandza nonkhe maBlogers. Lokumhlophe!!!!!!!

Foxxy
05 Feb 2009 19:06

Hi flyingbird.... Welcome and nice article..

Cant believe you ran away..... girl u ungrateful...... Well, i think size definitely matters, if they're both equally skilled then i'll definitely go for the bigger one...

Foxxy
05 Feb 2009 19:11

Another question, which aspect of size matters the most, girth or length? Like, would u rather have short and thick or long and thin?

Sana Lwam
05 Feb 2009 19:57

Ha Flyingbird thats hard to believe. So u left ur bag & purse behind no no no theres an element that needs to be scrutinized in ur story.

Squeeza
05 Feb 2009 20:44

The thing is you should never tell ur Zulu man that his dinges is not big enough, he will be like "incane uma uyiqhathanisa nekabani

LOL! kwa kwa kwa!!!! I dont think a Zulu man would leave you to see the following day if you said that to him


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