The stars of Tinseltown turned out in their matric dance outfits on Sunday (14 September) to enact our 2025 Emmys script
exactly as we wrote it.
Wins all round for
The Studio with a total of 13 - WHOOP!
And a major, momentous snub for the self indulgent and deeply disappointing
The Bear, which won zilch for its tragic Season 3.
The snub was enhanced by the fact that it cleaned up the comedy categories last year and thought it was Mr Big Stuff Carmy.
But no,
someone's eating humble, overhyped pie today and we're thrilled it's not us.
We're also pleased we're not Cate Blanchett because she must be feeling iffy considering she's runner-up of
The Biggest Snub award.
She should have won Best Actress in a Limited or Anthology Series for
Disclaimer, not only for her performance but for the fact that she chose to play the role in what turned out to be a mindbending and brilliant show.
As for our
Biggest Eyeroll award... it goes to
The Pitt, which won five in total, including Outstanding Drama Series. Puhlease.
We dislike it so much we haven't even watched it because we don't "do" medical dramas - Grey's Anatomy put us off for life.
The category should have been won by
The White Lotus.
The ceremony aired live on M-Net in the early hours of this morning and repeats at 21h00 tonight.
Here's a wrap of the key category nominees and winners (
in red and bold) with a selection of categories that interest us specifically, and overall tallies at the end:
Outstanding Drama Series
Andor
The Diplomat
The Last of Us
Paradise
The Pitt
Severance
Slow Horses
The White Lotus
Outstanding Comedy Series
Abbott Elementary
The Bear
Hacks
Nobody Wants This
Only Murders in the Building
Shrinking
The Studio
What We Do in the Shadows
Outstanding Limited or Anthology Series
Adolescence
Black Mirror
Dying for Sex
Monsters: The Lyle and Erik Menendez Story
The Penguin
Outstanding Reality Competition Program
The Amazing Race
RuPaul's Drag Race
Survivor
Top Chef
The Traitors
Outstanding Lead Actress in a Drama Series
Kathy Bates in Matlock as Madeline "Matty" Matlock / Madeline Kingston
Sharon Horgan in Bad Sisters as Eva Garvey
Britt Lower in Severance as Helly R.
Bella Ramsey in The Last of Us as Ellie
Keri Russell in The Diplomat as Katherine "Kate" Wyler
Outstanding Lead Actor in a Drama Series
Sterling K. Brown in Paradise as Xavier Collins
Gary Oldman in Slow Horses as Jackson Lamb
Pedro Pascal in The Last of Us as Joel Miller
Adam Scott in Severance as Mark Scout
Noah Wyle in The Pitt as Dr. Michael "Robby" Robinavitch
Outstanding Lead Actress in a Comedy Series
Uzo Aduba in The Residence as Cordelia Cupp
Kristen Bell in Nobody Wants This as Joanne
Quinta Brunson in Abbott Elementary as Janine Teagues
Ayo Edebiri in The Bear as Sydney "Syd" Adamu
Jean Smart in Hacks as Deborah Vance
Outstanding Lead Actor in a Comedy Series
Adam Brody in Nobody Wants This as Noah Roklov
Seth Rogen in The Studio as Matt Remick
Jason Segel in Shrinking as Jimmy Laird
Martin Short in Only Murders in the Building as Oliver Putnam
Jeremy Allen White in The Bear as Carmen "Carmy" Berzatto
Outstanding Lead Actress in a Limited or Anthology Series or Movie
Cate Blanchett in Disclaimer as Catherine Ravenscroft
Meghann Fahy in Sirens as Devon DeWitt
Rashida Jones in Black Mirror: "Common People" as Amanda Waters
Cristin Milioti in The Penguin as Sofia Falcone / Sofia Gigante / The Hangman
Michelle Williams in Dying for Sex as Molly Kochan
Outstanding Lead Actor in a Limited or Anthology Series or Movie
Colin Farrell in The Penguin as Oswald "Oz" Cobb / The Penguin
Stephen Graham in Adolescence as Eddie Miller
Jake Gyllenhaal in Presumed Innocent as Rozat "Rusty" Sabich
Brian Tyree Henry in Dope Thief as Ray Driscoll
Cooper Koch in Monsters: The Lyle and Erik Menendez Story as Erik Menendez
Outstanding Supporting Actress in a Drama Series
Patricia Arquette in Severance as Harmony Cobel
Carrie Coon in The White Lotus as Laurie Duffy
Katherine LaNasa in The Pitt as Charge Nurse Dana Evans
Julianne Nicholson in Paradise as Samantha "Sinatra" Redmond
Parker Posey in The White Lotus as Victoria Ratliff
Natasha Rothwell in The White Lotus as Belinda Lindsey
Aimee Lou Wood in The White Lotus as Chelsea
Outstanding Supporting Actor in a Drama Series
Zach Cherry in Severance as Dylan George
Walton Goggins in The White Lotus as Rick Hatchett
Jason Isaacs in The White Lotus as Timothy Ratliff
James Marsden in Paradise as President Cal Bradford
Sam Rockwell in The White Lotus as Frank
Tramell Tillman in Severance as Seth Milchick
John Turturro in Severance as Irving Bailiff
Outstanding Supporting Actress in a Comedy Series
Liza Colón-Zayas in The Bear as Tina Marrero
Hannah Einbinder in Hacks as Ava Daniels
Kathryn Hahn in The Studio as Maya Mason
Janelle James in Abbott Elementary as Ava Coleman
Catherine O'Hara in The Studio as Patty Leigh
Sheryl Lee Ralph in Abbott Elementary as Barbara Howard
Jessica Williams in Shrinking as Gaby Evans
Outstanding Supporting Actor in a Comedy Series
Ike Barinholtz in The Studio as Sal Saperstein
Colman Domingo in The Four Seasons as Danny
Harrison Ford in Shrinking as Dr. Paul Rhoades
Jeff Hiller in Somebody Somewhere as Joel
Ebon Moss-Bachrach in The Bear as Richard "Richie" Jerimovich
Michael Urie in Shrinking as Brian
Bowen Yang in Saturday Night Live as various characters
Outstanding Supporting Actress in a Limited or Anthology Series or Movie
Erin Doherty in Adolescence as Briony Ariston
Ruth Negga in Presumed Innocent as Barbara Sabich
Deirdre O'Connell in The Penguin as Francis Cobb
Chloë Sevigny in Monsters: The Lyle and Erik Menendez Story as Kitty Menendez
Jenny Slate in Dying for Sex as Nikki Boyer
Christine Tremarco in Adolescence as Manda Miller
Outstanding Supporting Actor in a Limited or Anthology Series or Movie
Javier Bardem in Monsters: The Lyle and Erik Menendez Story as José Menendez
Bill Camp in Presumed Innocent as Raymond Horgan
Owen Cooper in Adolescence as Jamie Miller
Rob Delaney in Dying for Sex as Neighbor Guy
Peter Sarsgaard in Presumed Innocent as Tommy Motto
Ashley Walters in Adolescence as DI Luke Bascombe
Outstanding Host For A Reality Or Reality Competition Program
RuPaul's Drag Race - RuPaul Charles
Shark Tank - Mark Cuban, Lori Greiner, Kevin O'Leary, Barbara Corcoran, Robert Herjavec, Daymond John, Daniel Lubetzky
The Traitors - Alan Cumming
Top Chef - Kristen Kish
Survivor - Jeff Probst
Outstanding Structured Reality Program
Antiques Roadshow
Diners, Drive-ins And Dives
Love Is Blind
Queer Eye
Shark Tank
Outstanding Unstructured Reality Program
America’s Sweethearts: Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders
Love On The Spectrum
RuPaul's Drag Race: Untucked
The Secret Lives Of Mormon Wives
Welcome To Wrexham
Outstanding Original Main Title Theme Music
Dept. Q - Carlos Rafael Rivera and Scott Frank
Dune: Prophecy - Volker Bertelmann
Lazarus - Kamasi Washington
The Residence - Mark Mothersbaugh
The White Lotus - Cristobal Tapia de Veer
Your Friends & Neighbors - Dominic Lewis and Hamilton Leithauser
Outstanding Music Composition For A Series (Original Dramatic Score)
*The inverted commas reflect the episode title
Andor - "Who Are You?" - Brandon Roberts
Based On A True Story - "Relapse" - Sherri Chung
Cobra Kai - "Blood In Blood Out" - Leo Birenberg and Zach Robinson
Severance - "Cold Harbor" - Theodore Shapiro
The Studio - "The Missing Reel" - Antonio Sánchez
The White Lotus - "Amor Fati" - Cristobal Tapia de Veer
Outstanding Music Composition For A Limited Or Anthology Series, Movie Or Special (Original Dramatic Score)
Black Mirror - "Hotel Reverie" - Ariel Marx
Black Mirror - "USS Callister: Into Infinity" - Daniel Pemberton
Dying For Sex - "It's Not That Serious" - Ariel Marx
Monsters: The Lyle And Erik Menendez Story - "Spree" - Thomas Newman and Julia Newman
The Penguin - "After Hours" - Mick Giacchino
The Supremes At Earl's All-You-Can-Eat - Kathryn Bostic
Outstanding Directing for a Drama Series
Andor - "Who Are You?" - Janus Metz
The Pitt - "6:00 P.M." - Amanda Marsalis
The Pitt - "7:00 A.M." - John Wells
Severance - "Chikhai Bardo" - Jessica Lee Gagné
Severance - "Cold Harbor" - Ben Stiller
Slow Horses - "Hello Goodbye" - Adam Randall
The White Lotus - "Amor Fati" - Mike White
Outstanding Directing for a Comedy Series
The Bear - "Napkins" - Ayo Edebiri
Hacks - "A Slippery Slope" - Lucia Aniello
Mid-Century Modern - "Here's To You, Mrs. Schneiderman" - James Burrows
The Rehearsal - "Pilot's Code" - Nathan Fielder
The Studio - "The Oner" - Seth Rogen and Evan Goldberg
Outstanding Directing for a Limited or Anthology Series or Movie
Adolescence - Philip Barantini
Dying for Sex - "It's Not That Serious" - Shannon Murphy
The Penguin - "Cent'Anni" - Helen Shaver
The Penguin - "A Great or Little Thing" - Jennifer Getzinger
Sirens - "Exile" - Nicole Kassell
Zero Day - Lesli Linka Glatter
Outstanding Writing for a Drama Series
Andor - "Welcome to the Rebellion" - Dan Gilroy
The Pitt - "2:00 P.M." - Joe Sachs
The Pitt - "7:00 A.M." - R. Scott Gemmill
Severance - "Cold Harbor" - Dan Erickson
Slow Horses - "Hello Goodbye" - Will Smith
The White Lotus - "Full-Moon Party" - Mike White
Outstanding Writing for a Comedy Series
Abbott Elementary - "Back to School" - Quinta Brunson
Hacks - "A Slippery Slope" - Lucia Aniello, Paul W. Downs, and Jen Statsky
The Rehearsal - "Pilot's Code" - Nathan Fielder, Carrie Kemper, Adam Locke-Norton, and Eric Notarnicola
Somebody Somewhere - "AGG" - Hannah Bos, Paul Thureen, and Bridget Everett
The Studio - "The Promotion" - Seth Rogen, Evan Goldberg, Peter Huyck, Alex Gregory, and Frida Perez
What We Do in the Shadows - "The Finale" - Sam Johnson, Sarah Naftalis, and Paul Simms
Outstanding Writing for a Limited or Anthology Series or Movie
Adolescence - Jack Thorne and Stephen Graham
Black Mirror - "Common People" - Charlie Brooker and Bisha K. Ali
Dying for Sex - "Good Value Diet Soda" - Kim Rosenstock and Elizabeth Meriwether
The Penguin - "A Great or Little Thing" - Lauren LeFranc
Say Nothing - "The People In The Dirt" - Joshua Zetumer
TALLIES
Shows with two or more wins.
Includes wins from the Creative Awards which happened last weekend.
The Studio 13
The Penguin 9
Adolescence 8
Severance 8
SNL50: The Anniversary Special 8
Andor 5
The Pitt 5
The Traitors 5
Arcane 4
Love, Death + Robots 4
The Boys 3
Bridgerton 3
Hacks 3
Pee-Wee As Himself 3
Saturday Night Live 3
The 67th Annual Grammy Awards 2
100 Foot Wave 2
The Daily Show: Desi Lydic Foxsplains 2
Last Week Tonight With John Oliver 2
The Late Show With Stephen Colbert 2
Love On The Spectrum 2
Welcome To Wrexham 2