In a world where looking and smelling good, suffering for beauty and self-expression through fashion has over the years been labelled a “woman thing”, men are now taking care of how they look and the traditional opinion on beauty and looks is now in the contrary. For style-loving and trend-setting men it has always been an ongoing strive to find comfortable and perfectly fitting attires. Unless you are someone who has an approved book that states that men aren’t supposed to look good then you may continue to read.
Below is list of the type of men whom I’ve seen shockingly breaking to smallest pieces every rule in the book as far as looking presentable is concerned.
“I don’t care” brother type
These guys usually wear poorly-fitting clothes, it’s like they put on the first clean-looking item they get when they open their closets. You’d usually see this brother walking side by side to a hot well-dressed sister, embarrassing her with a huge old shirt his grandma once bought for him. These brothers consider shopping a sinful exercise and believe that any man seen buying clothes should be executed – nigga can’t even attempt to look good on an anniversary dinner date with his girl. They always ignore well-dressed guys. Usually these types of guys get dumped after 3 months, their women even fake orgasms ‘cause he can’t do no job right
Hairstyle Homeboy
A man’s hairstyle is very personal, but some brothers miss the point completely. A comb is a foreign concept to them and messy hair means they got serious swag, well...in their world. Most of their hairstyles scream ’I’m unemployed!’. Dreadlocks and Afro can be rocked nicely without looking like a serial killer; and they find the smell of deodorant irritating, sickening and patronizing. These are the types who dump their girlfriends in public, like Twitter or facebook! Careful ladies!
Pit-digging Dim-Wit
Some brothers’ nails look like they dig roots or vegetables with their bare hands. Even infants yell helplessly when they pick them up. They call guys who carry lip balms nasty names and their role model is probably Robert Mugabe. These guys would spend 3 days wearing one pair of shorts. Not that they don’t have moolah to buy better clothes but they feel like it’s a boring and endless chore to do. The only cream they know is the shaving one. It’s in men’s nature to do hard labour and those hefty mining job types, but it’s no sin to cut nails...these are the type of men who are obsessed with feeding women custard and other sweets with their fingers....yuck!!!
Anti-Cologne Chap
First thing some women notice on a guy is his scent. The scent says a lot about a guy’s comfortability in his own skin, it gives one confidence and you feel invincible if you applied it well. Some guys are of the idea that ‘A man must have a little bad odour’, you are named cheeseboy if you smell good. This is the type of a guy who’d want to get down and dirty with his woman right after a heavy and vigorous gym session. These are also the type that eats and chews with the mouth wide open while busy telling people about last week’ soccer match. aarrrghhh!
Sporty Man
These types of guys at least try their best to look good, but being spotted wearing track pants and a sweater forever will never win you a trophy. Of course comfort is key with every outfit but don’t take your girlfriend to movies in track pants, NO! Some of these guys would go as far as wearing soccer shorts to a shopping mall. This is the type of a man who would enforce getting married in a Kaizer Chiefs gear. Watch out ladies. Anyone can wear a sporty outfit and still look good. Check pic above....
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