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Generations Teasers - May 2012

Written by TVSA Team from the blog on 02 May 2012
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Coming up on Generations this May, 2012:

Tuesday 1 May 2012
Episode 89 (3591)

Phenyo isn't sure how to feel about Jabulani's offer. Senzo confides in Noluntu about the demons he still has to deal with. Queen almost has heart failure when she sees who they're meeting with.

Wednesday 2 May 2012
Episode 90 (3592)


Senzo's had enough of his bad luck and decides to put his foot down. Caleb knows he's being lied to but keeps quiet about it. Ruby's angry at herself for wishing Xolani would call.

Thursday 3 May 2012
Episode 91 (3593)


Mawande reacts defensively when Ngamla's name comes up at home. Steve genially warns Lungile to prepare himself for war. It's only been a few days and already Choppa's in trouble.

Friday 4 May 2012
Episode 92 (3594)


It doesn't go down well when Queen gets another gift from her 'secret admirer'. Dineo is suspicious about her mother's strange behaviour. Noluntu realises she's fallen for the wrong guy again.



Monday 7 May 2012
Episode 93 (3595)


Matthew is angry when his warnings fall on deaf ears. Senzo is oblivious that his friend has feelings for him. Xolani gets blasted from a dizzy height when he shows up at the shebeen.

Tuesday 8 May 2012
Episode 94 (3596)


Jason is not impressed when an early visitor shows up. Caleb is shocked to the core by Akhona's revelation. Lungile lets rip when his anger gets the better of him.

Wednesday 9 May 2012
Episode 95 (3597)


Ngamla drops a bomb which leaves everyone at Ezweni reeling in shock. Noluntu gets a kiss which leaves her weak at the knees. Queen is stumped when she receives a marriage proposal.

Thursday 10 May 2012
Episode 96 (3598)


Nicholas could kick himself when he unwittingly insults the boss's husband. Phenyo's irked when Maude gives him a hard in front of the guys. Shocked Senzo sees a document he wasn't supposed to see.

Friday 11 May 2012
Episode 97 (3599)


Choppa agrees to be a drug addict. Jabulani puts his foot in it in front of the Zondos. Steve proves how serious he was about his marriage proposal.



Monday 14 May 2012
Episode 98 (3600)


Dineo is suspicious when Ruby has to rush off somewhere. One kiss is all it takes for Queen's resistance to crumble. Noluntu finally gets her man.

Tuesday 15 May 2012
Episode 99 (3601)


Jabulani unwittingly rubs salt into Senzo's wounds. Maude's second visit to the shebeen is just as disastrous as her first. Ruby warns Xolani he'll have to toe the line from now on.

Wednesday 16 May 2012
Episode 100 (3602)


Matthew begs Choppa to do the right thing. Caleb urges his daughter to go for what she wants. Someone witnesses a stolen kiss which shocks her beyond words.

Thursday 17 May 2012
Episode 101 (3603)


Noluntu decides to follow her heart. Akhona strikes a bargain with Sandra.
Queen finally gives Steve her answer.

Friday 18 May 2012
Episode 102 (3604)


Ruby has a heart to heart with Xolani. Mawande realises something went down between Dineo and Sello. Senzo makes a complete turnaround which leaves Jason speechless.



Monday 21 May 2012
Episode 103 (3605)


There is no wrath like that of a woman scorned. The music video is sabotaged by a true believer. Ngamla's part in the rape cover up finally comes out.

Tuesday 22 May 2012
Episode 104 (3606)


The cracks in the Ngcobo household are starting to show. Steve announcement at Ezweni catches everyone off guard. Choppa is taken aback when Sandra lashes out at him.

Wednesday 23 May 2012
Episode 105 (3607)


Dineo puts things in perspective for irate Phenyo. Mawande is irked when Caleb has a go at her. Nicholas snaps when Akhona pushes too hard.

Thursday 24 May 2012
Episode 106 (3608)


Noluntu is reduced to tears about the sex scandal issue. Khethiwe is on a mission and Khaphela is not impressed. Lungile realises Queen's not as gung ho about the wedding as she should be.

Friday 25 May 2012
Episode 107 (3609)


Senzo is surprised when his newfound 'brother' wants to organise a boys' night out. Choppa's bitten off more than he can chew. Problem is he doesn't know it yet. Swazi seethes when she's snubbed by Ezweni's new management.



Monday 28 May 2012
Episode 108 (3610)


Dineo flees in shock after witnessing a passionate embrace. Ruby is furious when she finds out Mawande broke her trust. Jason gets a nasty blackmail threat.

Tuesday 29 May 2012
Episode 109 (3611)


Xolani tries to make things better but only makes it worse. Chasing leads for their story is causing tension between the Memelas. Queen is on a mission to create her dream man.

Wednesday 30 May 2012
Episode 110 (3612)


Phenyo is shocked to hear how Ezweni won the Mobile TV tender. Rattled Jason realises their problems are only just starting. Choppa makes a fool out of himself at a very important meeting.

Thursday 31 May 2012
Episode 111 (3613)


Ruby can't handle the stress anymore and calls it quits. Matthew loses his temper and decides to go it on his own. Swazi doesn't get the reaction she expected when she turns up the heat.



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skura
02 May 2012 08:35

1st!!! now lemmi read!!!

Cne
02 May 2012 08:36

2nd :-)

goldie
02 May 2012 08:36

Finally let me read

bomyy
02 May 2012 08:43

4th?

skura
02 May 2012 08:45

Noluntu and Senzo, wow!!! seems like Sbuda is calling it quits ko Ezweni!!! interesting i must say! gotta sit back, relax and enjoy Gen this month!!! morning bloggers

swaziland
02 May 2012 08:46

anybody here? Who is Luntu's new man is it Lungile??

goldie
02 May 2012 08:47

Well bloggers it WAS worth the wait!!!!!AS for Steve queen will be a fool to mabena go he had his chance. Senzos new found brother realy the dhlomo families pops out everywher! Ruby ja neh!!!!!

PC
02 May 2012 08:48

I made it to the top 10.

goldie
02 May 2012 08:49

Where r my manners, gooooood mirroring genlovers!!!!

Mokema
02 May 2012 08:53

Ok

MsChap
02 May 2012 08:55

Top 20 - wow finally

sexy d
02 May 2012 08:55

wow top 20 morning people...let me go and read

Mrs Chix
02 May 2012 09:04

biggiesmalls
02 May 2012 09:05

Another hot month

bomyy
02 May 2012 09:09

I do not mean to be silly or anything, but am i the only one who thought this line was rather funny? lol
Phenyo's irked when Maude gives him a hard in front of the guys.

*continues reading*

MsKim
02 May 2012 09:11

do u think Noluntu w Senzo wld be an item?

MsKim
02 May 2012 09:11

lol bommy

MsKim
02 May 2012 09:13

Noluntu realises she's fallen for the wrong guy again. 

Noluntu finally gets her man. 

is it Senzo??

pjvv
02 May 2012 09:13

Finally, 

Senzo's new found brother - I wonder who this is. May be its "Phenyo".

I knew the truth about the TV Mobile Tender was going to come out. Are they going to revise and give it to Memela Media.

Senzo n Luntu,,,,lol

bomyy
02 May 2012 09:13

Drama drama drama! Senzo has a brother? and as for Queen: thank you very much generations crew for finally putting her at front like that, she deserves it. hahahahahaha fire! fire! fire!!!

it is hot hot hot *taking of clothes*

TR M
02 May 2012 09:26

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm yanee

Favoured
02 May 2012 09:34

ok right

TR M
02 May 2012 09:35

Generation did it this tym.....thy left us hungry for more the is no way u wouldn't wanna c the next episod. Queens dilema with romans, two man fighting for u that is a drama. Noluntu finaly gets her man, just wondering who's that man. Senzo got a new brother, Sbusiso how many kids do u have?

Trixy 123
02 May 2012 09:40

@bomyy....I agree its interesting to have Queen put at the front...she is always involved in other people's lives...Is she finally going to get married?  And to who?

zdwesha
02 May 2012 09:45

drama drama all the way but 2 late

caro
02 May 2012 09:46

top what what..hey everyone...

Tarie
02 May 2012 09:47

Yo, luntu n senzo?sounds intresting.wat truth wl caleb hear n kip quet?

rentsh
02 May 2012 09:47

So much romance this month

gegelegege
02 May 2012 09:52

Morning bloggers,

And the cracks in the Ngcobo houshold are starting to show up!!! mmmmmmmmmh                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                

Manicure
02 May 2012 09:53

at long last!!!!!!!!!!

ayasha
02 May 2012 09:56

morning all iyoooooooo  cant wait

MsKim
02 May 2012 10:14

do u think Mpilo is Dumisane's son??

Vandimerwe
02 May 2012 10:27

bomyy
02 May 2012 10:56

Senzo's bro might be from his mom's side or maybe his foster long lost brother, i see some Zondos some where on the teasers

Mokema
02 May 2012 11:38

Phenyo is Senzo's uncle

bsims
02 May 2012 12:03

Deemo
02 May 2012 12:23

Mo drama and romance this month.im thrilled

Impondokazi
02 May 2012 12:31

Morning bloggers

it's a gud thing i was away, i would've been skinned alive for this late release of teasers *not sure m safe just yet* lol

well here they are, glad u find them super hot n interesting. happy blogging my lovies

Noluntu falls for the wrong guy *Senzo coz they are siblings* lol

Kerrie
02 May 2012 13:14


afternoon bloggers,

It's the month of love in Generations, Cupid is busy poking everyone everywhere with his arrow!

A very interesting month! Noluntu, a man! Mara she's too bitter to have a man that one, she looks like she might be a possessive girlfriend..............anyway, let's watch the space!

bomyy
02 May 2012 13:30

Noluntu is a Ntombi kind of a girl... knows what she wants and goes after it using all the tools she can get. only difference is that she uses the tools even if they are from the devil

skura
02 May 2012 13:35

@Impondokazi - u got me thinking there ( Senzo coz they are siblings) it is possible, really!!! did u see the way Noluntu looked at Senzo last night?

bezu
02 May 2012 13:44

haibo guys is Senzo Bisexual, coz I know he couldnt have a relationship with that lady from Capitec coz he only dates men!!! but lets wait and see... If Charlie from isidingo can go from loving men to dating girls so can Senzo!!!

gugulethu72
02 May 2012 13:47

This month is HOTTTTTTT!!!!!

Impondokazi
02 May 2012 13:56

@Skura........lol no man it's one of those crazy theories we like coming up with., just for fun :)

Noluntu is Mawande's 1st born, could be that Sbuda left her preg already

or if Senzo is older than Noluntu then the following theory could apply

Mawande had Senzo n then decided to give him away since Sbu was no longer in the picture


lol don't think too hard, it's crazy :)

Tshawekazi
02 May 2012 14:15

Hey guyz i'm new ndicela ukwamkelwa nam ndzive ndsekhaya

andzon
02 May 2012 14:25

@Tshawekazi wamkelekile

Queen was loney for so long now she's got 2 men fitting for her.

bomyy
02 May 2012 14:37

maTshawe, welcome sweety

well I am the self appointed usher in here and I give the house rules to new comers
1. please enjoy your stay
2. for the whole week this week u make everybody coffee, get your diary and make sure you get all those coffees right
3. should you have written the whole sentence in Xhosa or any other language besides english please do interprete for us Vendas(and others) or ask some one to do it for you

4. please take all the above as a joke/s(maybe, maybe not) and regard it as your warm welcome *hug*

Impondokazi
02 May 2012 14:49

Bomyy might be joking bt i need my glass of Juice shame, 2 times a day , NOT A JOKE *str8 face* lol

and ja on a serious note shame number 3 is not a joke shame, nna kea boa fela and m very curious, i wanna understand every sentence on this blog lol

A very warm welcome to u tshawekazi, feel at home darling. we can be really crazy here, all in the name of fun :). khululeka my dali

Chix
02 May 2012 15:04

Molo mamTshawe... sendikuthanda mna ke kuba ngabantu base mzini wam abo!!! Wamkelekile ke nomdodi and do not despair I will help you with the coffee soze indodakazi ime yodwa ndikhona ndinguKOTI wakowenu!!!

Impondokazi
02 May 2012 15:07

yhu Chix i'd let her suffer shame, kwabaNomdodi base kangaka lol lol

bomyy
02 May 2012 15:16

Chix do you mind interpreting that pls? ga ka otlwa sepe? in maTshawe your man? Oh dear, sorry I refered to him as sweety, i thougth he was a girl (ndodakazi*sotho accent* is a man right?)

bomyy
02 May 2012 15:18

Oh dear, the pc just goes on and types whatever "rephrase"

Chix do you mind interpreting that pls? ga ka otlwa sepe. is maTshawe your man? Oh dear, sorry I refered to him as sweety, i thougth he was a girl (indodakazi*sotho accent* is a man right?)

Chix
02 May 2012 15:20

Xa engekakugezeli akufuneki umfanise nabanye... So I am giving the her benefit of the doubt!!! Impondo you must always remember that you are also a ndodakazi to someone else... so when you generalize... you are including yourself in the statement... Its like I said to another friend... as a person you are a daughter to you mom, a wife to your hubby, a mother to your kids, a daughter in law to your in laws, and aunt to your sibling's children, an employee at work, a student at some institution but at the end of the day you are JUST IMPONDOKAZI!!! hope you understand me girl.... lol

Prisci
02 May 2012 15:21

ekhwaza, loud, MHOLWENI MHOLWENI MHOLWENI HALLLLOOWWWW
Mpondoooooooooooooooo why did we receive the update soooo latteee heeee phendulaaa (emngxolisa)

good day people 
missed you yhazi 
welcome Tshawekazi gal fell at home ( ukhulule ibhatyi or isketi usixhome pha sisi kusekhaya apha - Mpondo please tolika / translate)

Gen is soooo interesting this month
so is it Steve or Lungile who is going to propose really can't wait......

Impondokazi
02 May 2012 15:22

lol lol uviwe ndim Chixy :)

Impondokazi
02 May 2012 15:23

*zimel'uPrisci emva kocango* lol

Manicure
02 May 2012 15:28

@ Mpondo Chix asked you a question, why did we get the updates late, we want a genuine answer.

@ Tshawe, u are most welcome dear, cup of coffee pls, dont want to repeat maself gal, or else u not getting ur free Manire this friday. 

Impondokazi
02 May 2012 15:37

*Shaking*

oky lovies.............Bra Mfundi's dog died on Wednesday night, he was in a state so he had to take  leave from the 26th, Thursday. but he 4got to give me the memory stick with the teasers n that is why i couldn't update.

Tshawekazi
02 May 2012 15:44

Anx guyz i feel @ home already @bomyy rulez r nt ma style njena lol...

falakhen
02 May 2012 15:44

Steve is the one poor Lungile. Luntu & Jason remember she wanted him badly

falakhen
02 May 2012 15:44

Steve is the one poor Lungile. Luntu & Jason remember she wanted him badly

falakhen
02 May 2012 15:44

Steve is the one poor Lungile. Luntu & Jason remember she wanted him badly

zdwesha
02 May 2012 16:00

waetsi keng bathu ba buzy babuwa siqoza mo 4getting that im tswana *LoL*

Welcome Tshawekazi, plz ask who was last to arrive so that he/she can tell u how i lyk my tea

noluntuz man can b jason, nicholas or matewu

Tshawekazi
02 May 2012 16:08

@chixy i lv izihlobo ke mna n ja im a girl n plz cn any1 tel me abt th cup of coffee thng plzzz....

ayasha
02 May 2012 16:12

there was a wedding of a xhosa woman and a tsonga man. yoo it was amasing how xhosa people do their things, what i picked up from them is that they dont follw musical instruments yhey use their voices to sing and they are not ashamed of their culture.they have so much respect and sooooooo friendly wow i was inlove with dat. couldn't stop loughing whe they were trying to dance in my cultual way( tsonga)  (impondo do you have a brother tell him i got his space) lol joking


@
tshawekazi  you welcome darling(with queen's voice)

bomyy
02 May 2012 16:14

ba botse Zdwesha, waitsi se ke le enaf byang ke se qhotsa se sabona...

bomyy
02 May 2012 16:25

@Tshawekazi it is eithert chixy helps you with that or you ask the latest newcomer before you, none of us is wiiling to repeat themselve, so please be a good newcomer and do the right thing... k sweety? we do understand each other right? good

Impondokazi
02 May 2012 16:37

yebanna.........ekae  juice yaka?, m about to go home now n i haven't recieved a single glass.............Tshawekazi make sure u don't repeat that same mistake again. ..............tomorrow kebatla juice yaka 1st thing when i get here nhe??? gud gal


Oh n another rule, with special reference to Falakhe's mistake: If u post the same reply more than once, say 3 times.......then u'll have to take a break from posting for 3 days, 3 same replies = no replies for 3 days nhe???

tltltl lol lol

Hey Aya lol u are late my darling, my two brothers are taken already, i'll be on the lookout for any available guy thou, just for u :)

Have a fantastic n peaceful evening bloggers nhe, m out mwaaaaaahz

goldie
02 May 2012 16:48

Hi all n welcome home tshawekazi! So no action for Dinny cos all the men r claimd? Guys pleazeeee! It takes forever to read Xhosa re batla ho utlwisisa le rona hleng bathong!

Tshawekazi
02 May 2012 16:58

Chix cn u plz help me do a cup of coffee 4 al the luvly bloggers *engazi noba kubethwa abaphi*

ellablueivy
02 May 2012 18:08

70 replies already...lona bathong ah
not bad ,infact its good...my fav part of a soapie has to be the love triangles so YAY..
bolungile tlhe ba hottt ah,wouldnt mind him as a sugardaddy,not forgetting mazibuko and the chubby steve..
caleb is just so ...............to be mawande'shusband ah ah...tjo!

confie.raty.
02 May 2012 21:19

CONFIE.KATI. Hi guyz, am new ke kgopela lenkamogeleng.

VusiK
02 May 2012 22:29

Welcome confie.raty

dj fats
02 May 2012 23:13

Guys I m back, I have been trying to get hold of mfundi vundla, but failed Plz help its been long for me ,do ? think. Senzo en noluntu are brother en sister,wow it must be very fun, I wish it could be that way .en let jason date noluntu, mawande finding herself back en waking up next to sbuda, plz help me if I m lost,

FLYINGBIRD
02 May 2012 23:27

hey lovely bloggers, let the fun roll...

Mimibob
03 May 2012 01:19

A Chinese guy married a Motswana lady and they had a child together, who unfortunately died after six months. At the funeral, the lady's mother kept saying "Ke itsile... (I knew it).. Somebody finally asked, "O itsile eng mme?", and she replied, "Ke itsile gore dilo tsa Machaena ga di laste".

ayasha
03 May 2012 07:49

morning  loling at the joke wow  nice one

Manicure
03 May 2012 07:57

@ Mimi he married a Tswana lady not a Motswana lady .

mornin bloggers!!!!!!

ayasha
03 May 2012 08:04

@ confie  can i have a cup of tea it must be this way ,i prefer 5 roses  3 teaspon of sugar use fresh milk make sure u re- heat it in the microwave  for 5 minutes TSHAWEKAZI u buy me a pie ya chicken n mushroom,wil b w8ng n pls let me not repeat this again



Wife was sure that her husband was cheating on her with the maid so she laid a trap. One evening she suddenly sent the maid home for the weekend & didn't tell the husband. That night when they went to bed the husband gave the old story: Excuse me my dear, my stomach, & went to the bathroom. The wife promptly went into the maid's bed. She switched the lights off. When in he came silently, He wasted no time or words but quickly got on top of her... When he finished & still panting, the wife said: You didn't expect to find me in this bed, did you? & switched on the light...
No madam, Said the gardener

Kerrie
03 May 2012 08:12


morning bloggers,

Senzo being Mawande son, that would be so interesting! So MJ would be Senzo's brother! uMawande noCaleb, no, they don't gel as a couple!

Dinny is home, relaxed, with Phenyo so no drama for her this month!

Welcome Tshawekazi; mina ngifuna i-Orange juice, freshly squeezed ke ntombazana!

zdwesha
03 May 2012 08:27

hayi im with sbuda abashadi ababiza izibongo ezohlukile angiyizwisisi lento.

Chix
03 May 2012 08:31

Good Morning Lovely Bloggers...

@Bomy I was telling Tshawekazi that she is my sister in law and that she is not going to struggle alone making tea for y'all, I will help her. I also told her that I love her because she is my hubby's sister!!! Well that is basically the summary of what I wrote there.

 I promise not to make long comments again in isiXhosa because there is other people who do not understand!!!

Okay guys your tea, coffee, juice, water, muffins and biscuits are served in the boardroom... please do not push each other there is enough to feed Somalia!!!

@Confie.raty you are most welcome dearest!!!

Deemo
03 May 2012 09:21

Morning mabloggers amahle.gud day

Friend
03 May 2012 09:39

 Hi Gen family, i don' usually commen bt always in the hse, hv a blessed mahala Thursday. Ndinithanda nonke.

bomyy
03 May 2012 09:49

morning mablogger amahle, so it seems generations will not leave us hanging about the mawande memela moeletsi issue, i am so excited...  hehe yazi some time ago i was in the situation uQueen akuyo, i just chose the guy who was there, not umafa avuke(Steve). and it turned out to be the best decision ever! os Queen must choose Lungile please, uSteve is just bluffing nje, where was he all this time!

lileuna
03 May 2012 10:00

Morning good people ! Updates please missed yesterdays episode.

Impondokazi
03 May 2012 10:28

lol u guys

Goord morning

welcome Raty

I also missed last night's episode, only watched the last 5 minutes

Have a gr8 day y'all

Tshawekazi
03 May 2012 10:42

Morning Gen luvrs @chix anx u bst makoti 4 amaTshawe ur ssta inlaw is nt used @ serving ppl....Mawande knws Sbuda better than Ntombi did ndawthu jonga

Tshawekazi
03 May 2012 10:43

Morning Gen luvrs @chix anx u bst makoti 4 amaTshawe ur ssta inlaw is nt used @ serving ppl....Mawande knws Sbuda better than Ntombi did ndawthu jonga

Tshawekazi
03 May 2012 10:44

ayasha
03 May 2012 12:34

lol tshawekazi u just did it  posting 3 comments  of the same tings lol c u on mondae since impo sys 3 post =3 days out.oh xem am gonna miss u lol

bomyy
03 May 2012 12:54

lol ayasha

Tshawekazi please make sure you do all those 100 copies for me before you leave tu, lmao, see you on Monday

Kerrie
03 May 2012 13:12


I love the crazy people in this house, all the time I want a good laugh I check out them Genlovers! Poor Tshawekazi, but you were warned, three strikes and you are out!

100 copies for bomyy and I left three documents for you to type on your desk, before you go, please! i want five copies of each document neh..........lol

ellablueivy
03 May 2012 13:41

for those who say senzo might be mawande's son or noluntu is sibusiso's daughter,uhm it AINT GONNA HAPPEN...PERIOD..

Manicure
03 May 2012 14:15

aooo shames poor Tshawe!!!!!! let me come to your rescue darling, i will help you with the typing, then the three days suspension i will take 1&half and you take 1&a half.



Tshawekazi
03 May 2012 14:46

Oh comeon guyz yimistake njena u knw hw technology cn b sumtimez @Manicure i'd luv tht darling

darlingofmine
03 May 2012 14:58

Hi good people, I am new to this site so I hope I wil get a warm welcome deserved by the Chairperson... I dont take orders, I give them..;-)

Manicure
03 May 2012 15:02

@ Tshawe u dont exchange words with elders here dear, or else u will be the tea lady for the rest of ur life, jus agree to everythin they say.

darlingofmine
03 May 2012 15:05

Senzo's mother was from Ghana, or something like that, so the time Mwanele dissapeared, he had left Akhona's mum pregnt, and Sbuda also left Wandi prgnt, which DOES make Nloluntu and Senzo siblings and Senzo a cousin to Akhona! Why did it take u so long to figure it out ne batho?

bomyy
03 May 2012 15:19

Darlingofmine hello, warm welcome to you, get yourself next to Tshawekazi and she will make things clear to you... Caleb is Noluntu's child period....

bomyy
03 May 2012 15:20

or i mean Nolunti is Caleb's child, period, lol

Kerrie
03 May 2012 15:25


welcome, darlingofmine!*i'mnotthechairpersonthough*
 you have to wait until your turn comes to give orders! i think i'll give you the other pile of documents to be typed that i was saving as a welcome back task for Tshawe! lol

Pastry
03 May 2012 15:33

Heheheeeeee DoM...you dont take orders you give them!

So Madam Chair...what can we do to make you feel welcome your highness! Hahahaaaaa it just gets better and better....

Afternoon everyone and ohhh welcome Tshawekazi!

ASTHASH
03 May 2012 16:40

Hello genlovers! Manicure and Impondo, I miss u guys, bt things are so hectic at wrk, that is why ndinqabile, andikafundi ne Episodes zika May, its jst that I miss U guys

zdwesha
03 May 2012 16:42

At school, a boy is told by a classmate that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret, and that this makes it very easy to blackmail them by saying, "I know the whole truth" even when you don't know anything.

The boy decides to go home and try it out. As he is greeted by his mother at the front door he says, "I know the whole truth." His mother quickly hands him $20 and says, "Just don't tell your father."

Quite pleased, the boy waits for his father to get home from work, and greets him with, "I know the whole truth." The father promptly hands him $40 and says, "Please don't say a word to your mother."

Very pleased, the boy is on his way to school the next day, when he sees the mailman at his front door. The boy greets him by saying, "I know the whole truth."

The mailman drops the mail, opens his arms and says, "Then come give your FATHER a big hug!"

bomyy
03 May 2012 16:45

"Then come give your FATHER a big hug!" kwa kwa kwa kwa! he did not see that one coming, lol

zdwesha
03 May 2012 16:45

@darlingofmine u r fired before u even start  

i think looona yena ufuna umalume uvusik lol lol lol

VusiK
03 May 2012 18:12

I mute until month end @Zdwesha ... This is Y'all's time & turn, esami siza when the drama for the month is over. ... Molo Tshawekazi ... Welcome to the Mad-set !

VusiK
03 May 2012 18:17

My utterings distract the younger viewers!

VusiK
03 May 2012 18:23

(Whenever I start, I can feel some bloggers reaching over & covering the children's eyes & ears).

VusiK
03 May 2012 18:27

lol @Zdwesha ... Sizojonga nje!

Tshawekazi
03 May 2012 18:36

Yhu i'm tired nw i thnk i'm finish wth ur documents kerrie i left them on ur desk n i've made 3 copies of each @bomyy ur 100 copies r ready bye ma luvly bloggers c u on mondæ

Kandyfloss
03 May 2012 19:37

vusiK... nooo!

VusiK
03 May 2012 20:00

What have I done now Kandyfloss?

darlingofmine
03 May 2012 20:56

Yhu i'm tired nw i thnk i'm finish wth ur documents kerrie i left them on ur desk n i've made 3 copies of each @bomyy ur 100 copies r ready bye ma luvly bloggers c u on mondæ  ha ha ha! Its good to be the boss! "Boso ke mang?" u all answer, "KE WENA'...!

darlingofmine
03 May 2012 21:07

A lil boy called Zdwesha could not beat about the bush about anything. He asked all sorts of questions that were embarassing and always gave an honest opinion about everything. Even his first day at school, his mom gave him a note to give to the teacher that read "The views and opinions expressed by this child are not necessarily of the parents, family or friends". So one time their neighbors had a baby but the baby had no ears. Zdwesha's family was invited to come see the baby, so his parents had a long talk with him telling him to talk about anything but avoid the ears topic. He agreed. When they got there he was on his best behaviour saying how cute the baby is. Then he starts to ask the baby's mom some questions, and after everyone was satisfied he is does, he says "can he see?' The mom answers "Yes, perfectly well" "How sure are you about that?" "The Doctor says he has a 20/20 vision" Well good for him cause he sure as well wont be able to wear glasses!'

VusiK
03 May 2012 21:12

hmmmmmmm ?!! ... I'm trying not to laugh, ... but it is almost a fantastic joke ... above good ... definitely above good.

Kandyfloss
03 May 2012 22:28

You mute till month end.. That will be injustice to the blog.

VusiK
03 May 2012 23:24

I mute most of the time... I usually mute till the last week of the month. I don't watch TV , so there is very little I could possibly say.

Manicure
04 May 2012 07:40

morning morning morning bloggers and have a fabulous friday!!!!

ayasha
04 May 2012 07:50

morning!   can we start our day with a smile? 


A man had just been laid off from work. He was standing on the
railing of a high bridge getting ready to jump off, when he
happened
to look down and see a little man with no arms dancing all
around on
the river bank below.

He thought to himself, "Life isn't so bad after all,"
and got off the railing. He then walked down to the river bank
to
thank the little man for saving his life.
"Thank you," he said. "I was going to jump off that bridge and
kill
myself, but when I saw you dancing even though you have no arms, I
changed
my mind."

The armless man replied bitterly..."Dancing? I'm not dancing,
Mmago
mosono, my ass itches, and I can't scratch it, o ntwaela masepa, nxaa!"

Kerrie
04 May 2012 08:04


well done Tshawe, very efficient! i''ll try speak to the big boss to revoke your suspension, you have proved yourself to be worthy! As for DoM, please make sure you done with those documents i gave you yesterday neh!


Kandyfloss, out of curiosity, did you speak to VusiK's woman?

zdwesha
04 May 2012 08:32

gooood morning

i think senzo will find out abt the love child that his dad (zondo) fathered and supported him secretly

some 1 is challenging me but guess what i wont give u a satisfaction bcoz the fact remainz u r new and we need our refreshments

ooooh! & u r still fired.

zdwesha
04 May 2012 08:33

Hellow malume vusik

Vandimerwe
04 May 2012 09:12

waitse what is happening to queen is something which happens in real life ke gore u will stay for some years without a boyfriend and when u think u hav find one........... ijooo u will find a chain of them........ and in most cases u wil make a bad decision....i really feel for her 

where is my manners .............morning bloggers (GENLOVERS)

bomyy
04 May 2012 10:54

Morning gen lovers.... can I get an update? i was so tired izolo i fell asleep during the news, can some one be a sweety and give the update? Mpondolicious kwezo ndawo, khawenze phela yihlo

VusiK
04 May 2012 11:22

I need someone to tutor my nephew in Accounting. he needs an accounting major who is good at teaching (not just someone who is good at accounting & cannot transfer knowledge) ... He is going to be studying his bridgework for his MBA and has Zero accounting knowledge. He is located in Johannesburg & Kempton Park, so someone local because he will make ALL the time necessary for whatever it takes to get up to speed. Please PM me & I will put the best candidate in contact with him. Thanks.

bomyy
04 May 2012 11:24

VusiK you are always recruiting for something , Are you sure u are not in recruitment? lol JK, anyway do your adverts ever work? are there serious people who actually apply for your posts?

Chix
04 May 2012 11:36

A good morning to y'all bloggers... and a very special one to Vusi Kunene aka VusiK!!! Yhooo you guys your jokes are a KILLER... Rotflol!!!

Kandyfloss
04 May 2012 11:36

@kerrie i did get her contacts somehow i failed to connect somehow am not technology Wise. Wil contact her

VusiK
04 May 2012 11:47

@Bomyy ... No, I do not get responses. Hey there Zdwesha, Kerrie, Kandy, Chix, & everybody ... @Kandyfloss .. she says she responded to you ... Check your "Other" Msgs in your inbox)

darlingofmine
04 May 2012 11:52

Rotflmao!!! You guys make my day with your jokes... kwakwakwa!! Kerrie, I wil email u my comments, gape I told u not to use that font, I've got 20/20 vision, consider this your verbal warning... hae, ke lapile dikgopo ke go tshega!!!! 

VusiK
04 May 2012 11:59

My nephew's dad died, & he reached out to me saying he needs me to take him under his wing & grow him in business because he's now the responsible party ekhaya ... My condition is one ... He forgets music & entertainment (he's a sound engineer by profession) & takes his ass back to school & gets an MBA (minimum) ... He qualifies ... He sent a text saying he needs a Tutor, I post what he needs, if I get an acceptable contact, he will get it and work the tutor .... business is always personal with me, lol ... I scrapped the Mali mission because Al Qaeda is holding a South African hostage ... If the Mali govt fixes the problem & the hostage is freed, I will resume the mission & still need the translator & eye candy PA. (My jobs pay very well ...) My nephew is a student ... different worlds. What it does tell is that people are unwilling to work because the Mali mission would have probably lasted a week, and the pay was rather excellent for a week's hard work & being pretty . The Chef .. I could take my chef, but he has zero procurement skills ... I have to chase after him to keep the milk fresh in the fridge, ... count less ensuring that I do not fall victim to food poisoning in Mali!

VusiK
04 May 2012 12:09

@Bomyy .. I do not work for a recruitment agency ... I only deal with the temp positions that effect me personally ... I have an agency, however, it is my prerogative to decide who I take on a mission without using agency staff ... There are plenty of people who are idling at home & have competencies ... I reach out to them if they are interested in supplemental temp income ... If I get no response, I use agency staff. Simple as that.

VusiK
04 May 2012 12:12

@darling... It's a good thing you will never need glasses ... BTW ... I was one of those babies who was sent out with a written disclaimer ... My parents never knew who I offend next as I visit my playpals ... only when the damage is done! It was always a fascination to realise that nobody liked the facts (even when coming from a child) ... My dad's response was ... "From my child's lips ... to God's ears (meaning unadulterated truth can never be challenged) ...

Kandyfloss
04 May 2012 12:27

Vusik havnt seen the response..

VusiK
04 May 2012 12:30

She says she did 2 days ago, i'll ask her to respond again .... add request her & communicate freely.

ayasha
04 May 2012 16:28

@ vusi k  hope u do use the employment equity  4 u wil be charged of discrimination and u wil lose your job


have a fab wknd all love you all mhwaaaa
  
@ tshawe hope to c u on mondae, io will be going to a meeting so will come n fetch at 8:20 am u so that  take minates 4 me (that will be ur welcome

Chris White
04 May 2012 17:20

wow....bt the Senzo and Noluntu's relationship...na a gay dude does not go straight over night and Senzo pho?perhabs Jason

confie.raty.
04 May 2012 20:01

thanks guyz 4 welcuming me, ur tea is on the way bt then i couldn't go and buy muffins my apology.

VusiK
05 May 2012 14:45

@Ayasha ... I do not implement employment equity, never did, never will. Skills & competence only, could not care for employment equity even if it law. Lawmakers know almost zero about business, when government puts money into my business, we might talk. I decide who works for me, not governmental ideas about what should be.

VusiK
05 May 2012 14:55

BTW ... My business is not South African

Kandyfloss
05 May 2012 15:09

"Lawmakers know almost zero about business" lol

VusiK
05 May 2012 15:40

I do not owe anybody anything for what I have accomplished, I decide what happens in my shop.

VusiK
05 May 2012 15:45

Y'Know Kandy ... South Africa is actually headed for the dog economically, I discourage my clients investing here ... I have less than 2% exposure to our country because it is a terrible risk environment for business as per our criteria. It does make me sad to tell people not to invest in my homeland, but I have fiduciary responsibilities to the client that supersede my patriotic urges ... But that is how it is ... when the country fixes its modality, we will naturally re-evaluate.

Guava4
05 May 2012 16:03

@vusik u should let u clients invest here at home especially in tourism let them know how beautiful our country is let them come for personal reasons then

ownah m p
05 May 2012 16:10

Hei i think senzo must father a child the moment he find his way 2 a gud s*x with luntu b4 turning gay again ijoo! Ruby ooh opening up 2 young hunk o ne o nyorilwe huh!

VusiK
05 May 2012 16:34

@Guava ... there is no money i n Tourism. We don't even have a local tourism base of any particular credibility, how can be build an international base? (I own part/ whole of many game ranches, used to own two hotels here ... we are not a large market, and our marketing machine sucks & can never mobilize itself to compete with international destinations even 10% of our potential.

Caramel4U
05 May 2012 17:30

Huh!!!....things are happening ko Generations

ellablueivy
05 May 2012 19:16

uhmm,i think senzo will pretend to be "straight" so his dad and the ancestors accept him because he's tired of being the odd one out....and sibusiso where's he going?,hope its not for good..

lileuna
05 May 2012 23:30

One day an aeropalane cleaner named Jonso was cleaning the pilot's cockpit when he saw a book entitled "How to fly an aeroplane for beginners" Volume 1. He openned the 1st page which read "To start the aeroplane press the red button." He pressed the red button and the engine started. Jonso was pleased and went on to page 2 which read "To move the aeroplane press the blue button". Jonso pressed the blue button and the plane started to move at an amazing speed. Jonso just wanted to fly so he went on to page 3 which read "To fly the plane press the green button". Jonso pressed the green button and the plane started to fly! He was excited. After about 20 minutes of flying Jonso was satisfied and decided it was tym to land, so he decided to turn to page 4. He fainted after reading the instruction... The 4th page read "To land please purchase Volume 2 of this manual at the nearest bookshop..."

Timeline
06 May 2012 00:59

@lileuna, Chrashhhhhhhed!Poor jonso, lol!









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