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Generations Teasers - April 2011

Written by TVSA Team from the blog Generations Teasers on 27 Mar 2011
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Coming up on Generations in April 2011:

Friday 1 April 2011
Episode 67 (3309)

Senzo gets the shock of his life when he arrives at Siqalo. Why is Patricia so "into" plants all of a sudden?

Jigga gives Ruby a lesson on good parenting.



Monday 4 April 2011
Episode 68 (3310)

Sharon is determined to impress her father-in-law - come hell or high water. Khaphela makes a shocking discovery and isn’t sure what to make of it.

Nicholas doesn’t take kindly to being reprimanded in front of his colleagues.

Tuesday 5 April 2011
Episode 69 (3311)


Choppa has to think fast when he’s accused of growing dope at Siqalo. Dumisani fumes when his opinion as MD is disregarded.

As usual, Queen puts two and two together and gets six.

Wednesday 6 April 2011
Episode 70 (3312)

Jason almost chokes on his breakfast when a girl walks in from the bedrooms.

Three township boys are thrilled to be left to their own devices in the Moroka mansion.

Patricia goes cold when she’s confronted at ‘gunpoint’.

Thursday 7 April 2011
Episode 71 (3313)


Sharon has some hard work ahead of her if she wants to impress her in-laws. Samuel confronts an irked Phakeme about the name issue.

Ruby gets an unexpected gift which melts her heart.

Friday 8 April 2011
Episode 72 (3314)

Sizani seems to have resigned herself to the worst. Confident Dineo turns heads when she arrives at the office.

Choppa adds a whole new twist to the umqombothi brew...



Monday 11 April 2011
Episode 73 (3315)

Kenneth tries to hide his jealousy but Ace sees through him. Are Jason and Senzo ready to give it another go?

Not getting an invitation isn’t enough to keep Queen away from a party.

Tuesday 12 April 2011
Episode 74 (3316)


Ruby is suspicious of Jigga’s good mood. Ngamla is riled when he gets a taste of his own medicine.

Patricia is wary and suspicious about an unexpected gift.

Wednesday 13 April 2011
Episode 75 (3317)

Dineo is shocked to hear what the newspapers have to say about her. A stranger arrives at Siqalo Court with her suitcases and all.

Khethiwe’s flattered when a man sends over a drink. Little does she know...

Thursday 14 April 2011
Episode 76 (3318)

Jason vows to deal with a troublesome staff member. Kenneth shows some heart for a change.

A stranger arrives at Mashaba Ads looking for Senzo.

Friday 15 April 2011
Episode 77 (3319)

Things get ugly when mother and daughter have it out. Sharon is shocked and angry to hear what Samuel has done.

The Khumalos aren’t sure what to make of their new in-laws.



Monday 18 April 2011
Episode 78 (3320)

Ace realises he’s bitten off more than he can chew.

Choppa gets punched... by a woman!

Scheming Nicholas is out for revenge.

Tuesday 19 April 2011
Episode 79 (3321)

Angry Phakeme is not in the mood to be messed with. Ngamla can’t help being curious about Senzo’s good mood.

New Horizons clearly hasn’t seen the last of Kenneth yet ...

Wednesday 20 April 2011
Episode 80 (3322)

Irked Dineo makes it clear she can fight her own battles. Diamond isn’t about to back off - he means business.

Katja is shocked and humiliated by what happens at the office

Thursday 21 April 2011
Episode 81 (3323)


Puleng refuses to let Uncle Bennie mess with her. Nicholas is furious when he gets a second warning.

Shocked Ruby needs a drink after what she witnesses in Jigga’s room.

Friday 22 April 2011
Episode 82 (3324)

Ngamla arrives at the Mashaba mansion itching for a fight. The wedding arrangements get off to a bad start.

Jason is furious when Dumisani pulls rank.



Monday 25 April 2011
Episode 83 (3325)

Matthew knows it’s time to come clean but doesn’t know how. Things are decidedly tense in the Dlomo household.

Khethiwe gets a very unwelcome and frightening surprise...

Tuesday 26 April 2011
Episode 84 (3326)


Sharon is devastated after a phone call, unaware that the worst is yet to come. Nicholas can’t figure out what’s so significant about the 15th of March...

Dineo extends an olive branch but it isn’t too well received.

Wednesday 27 April 2011
Episode 85 (3327)

Queen can’t figure out why on earth the bride-to-be is so depressed. Patricia thinks Khaphela’s asking for trouble but he doesn’t want to hear it.

Jason’s throwing a big bash... problem is he doesn’t know about it.

Thursday 28 April 2011
Episode 86 (3328)


Matthew’s impromptu party isn’t as much fun as he was hoping it would be. Katja gets invited to a party but isn’t sure she wants to go.

Senzo gets the shock of his life when he’s caught in the act... again.

Friday 29 April 2011
Episode 87 (3329)


Nicholas finds out the hard way that regret always comes too late. Sharon gets the best wedding present she could ever have hoped for.

Kenneth is taken aback when a compliment brings a staffer to tears.



Generations is on SABC1 Mondays to Fridays at 20h00.



667 Comments

gugulethu72
27 Mar 2011 21:09

Yipeeeeeeeee im number one...now let me read

swazzy
27 Mar 2011 21:10

number two yeeeyii

jkay
27 Mar 2011 21:13

there shld b mo flesh to these teasers. this month sims to b beta bt with kenneth leavin da soapie i dnt no if we hv much 2 look forward 2

Bubble
27 Mar 2011 21:22

M new n alrdy in tOp 4 wOw,bt dnt watch gen dat much anymr yabOra

naishe03
27 Mar 2011 23:23

Wow,made it in2 top 5 boring!!!

Msjackson
28 Mar 2011 00:15

Is kenny leaving gens?

botselicpus
28 Mar 2011 07:18

once in my life am in top 10 *smilling* gape gen is gng to bore us, okare they need fresh talent, blood & soul.

Yemu237
28 Mar 2011 07:40

Ok number 8.had forgotten abt the teasers coz Generations is gettin boring these days.Oh well lemme read!

S.K
28 Mar 2011 07:46

Wow, i made it to top something!  lol

sexy d
28 Mar 2011 07:56

yippie made it to top 10 wow

stemo
28 Mar 2011 08:08

morning all mabloggers, I must generations is boring lately.

Trublu
28 Mar 2011 08:13

Morning peeps

11th?? . wow. I'm always around 30 something. Now lemme read

Talala
28 Mar 2011 08:22

I'm in the top twenty now let go read

Talala
28 Mar 2011 08:32

I meant to say let me go and read

AZTEC
28 Mar 2011 08:36

YIPEEEEEE, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME..........I THINK KAPELA SHUD HAVE A GO AT PATRICIA............QUEEN SHUD GET DUMI INTO BEDNAD KHETI KHETI SHUD HAVE KENNETH?

Omphile M
28 Mar 2011 08:37

What a drama

swazzy
28 Mar 2011 08:39

gen sucks big time ... what sitcom or drama /soapie airs at 20:00 on the other channels one can watch really i gave it a chance but im fed up..

Omphile M
28 Mar 2011 08:41

Tjo am in the top 20 yipeeeeeeee........

liya2010
28 Mar 2011 08:45

charmagal
28 Mar 2011 08:48

yeepi im on top 20

let mee read

charmagal
28 Mar 2011 08:56

@ms jackson yes kenny is leavn gen, his last appearnace will be in August

liya2010
28 Mar 2011 09:02

happy birthday AZTEC and 2 GEN no comment okwangoku

S.K
28 Mar 2011 09:20

I think this month is happening.

mamakaroro
28 Mar 2011 09:27

Morning mabloggers is Kenny leaving,y?

tlouphiri
28 Mar 2011 09:28

hello guys, im back and with full force

Skhuluh
28 Mar 2011 09:32

The only good thng bwt this month is dat the royal family-khumalo's wil b makin appearances.apart frm them its boring as usual...

ntoko
28 Mar 2011 09:36

top 30 now lemme read

Mrs Chix
28 Mar 2011 09:42

Top 30 yippeeeeee, let me read

Mrs Chix
28 Mar 2011 09:42

Top 30 yippeeeeee, let me read

tmoss
28 Mar 2011 09:42

tmoss
28 Mar 2011 09:44

boring

ownah m p
28 Mar 2011 09:44

oooooh my God!
guys i hope u are good

Mrs Chix
28 Mar 2011 09:54

Honestly this is boring.

Vandimerwe
28 Mar 2011 09:58

nxaaaa

chiwanza
28 Mar 2011 10:27

chiwanza
28 Mar 2011 10:27

Xinga
28 Mar 2011 10:31

HAPPY BIRTHDAY AZTEC

bomyy
28 Mar 2011 10:37

oh no! looks like choppa is turning generations into emzini wezintsizwa! argh
goosd morning yol

S.K
28 Mar 2011 10:46

Happy birthday Aztec!!!!

sexy d
28 Mar 2011 10:49

Hapi b day Aztec pls do enjoy ur day

@Tlouphiri welcome back

Cant wait 2 see hey maybe it will b intresting wen tym goes by.

bomyy
28 Mar 2011 11:07

why generations does not do teasers like other soapies? now we have to gues wat is going to happen because of all the riddles, mxm

siyamcela
28 Mar 2011 11:19

Wondering if Kenn iz realy leaving...who will tyk over on Mashaba media

ntoko
28 Mar 2011 12:03


Kusemini bebade ilanga likhipha umkhovu etsheni

okunguBongani kuhlezi e--sitting room amehlo athe njo

kumabonakude. Laphaya ngaphandle uVezi ocelwe ngumaDlamini

unina kaBongani, ujuluke umanzi umatasatasa uzama ukuvala

imbobo eyavulwa nguye uBongani ocingweni olubiyele umuzi.

Kubuye kwale kuVezi kusho, ukuthi mfishane unkabi lona,

acele ukugibela emahlombe kumaDlamini ukuze afinyelele

kahle phezulu ngesipanela sakhe.


Kukhale ucingo:

uBongani: 'Hallo kukwaMthembu ngingakusiza?'

Mthembu : 'Ndodana, usubuyile eskoleni njalo?'

Bongani: 'Yebo baba sengibuyile'

Mthembu : 'Uphi umawakho'

Bongani: 'uMa nanguya laphayana'

Mthembu :'Wenzani?'

Bongani: 'Ubaba uVezi uphezu kwakhe bazama ukuvala

leyambobo engaphuma ngayo'


Waquleka uMthembu



Ngwanab
28 Mar 2011 12:07

Boring shame nothing interesting this month.

nzuzo
28 Mar 2011 12:12

hahahaaaa............ ntoko iyo haykhona.  

bomyy
28 Mar 2011 12:14

lol ntoko

beautybrain
28 Mar 2011 12:28

Shudn't hav bothered. Sou BORING,it frustrates me. NXA

purhase
28 Mar 2011 12:40

When is Ntombi coming back or she has gone for good.

Vandimerwe
28 Mar 2011 12:45

purchase a kere they said 6months.............eish i cant wait for her to come and they must team against kenny.............. (Sbu, senzo and ntombi)

Castaloja
28 Mar 2011 13:22

Thanx for the teasers,i am still puzzled about why Khethiwe had to stab Dumisani to be with him.It is time that Queen got a man,her role in the soapy is fading.Samuel must get Ndoni as the second wife,he is going to be the chief after all,i would love to see how that pends out.Katja's man must appear now,we would love to see these arguments she has been talking about.

S.K
28 Mar 2011 13:49

Aykhona Ntoko, that sounds so dirty!!!! lol

sexy d
28 Mar 2011 14:08

@Ntoko hahaha kwwwaaaaa kwwaaaaa it is indeed dirty

phindy a.k.a rabbit
28 Mar 2011 14:15

hi people
kodwa ntoko ungenzani . ha ha ha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

gambukazi
28 Mar 2011 14:23

ntoko hahahaha, maan.

boring nyan u gen these days.

AZTEC
28 Mar 2011 14:43

THANK YOU............LIYA, XINGA AND SEXY D......MUCH LOVE!!!

S.K
28 Mar 2011 14:50

AZTEC, what about me now? *with an angry face*

underwoman
28 Mar 2011 15:30

it is tym that Queen get a man. Dineo, just stay without a boyfriend to heal and 4get about the mashabas, u will start afresh. 

lizziemalecha
28 Mar 2011 17:46

aggg,generations is sooo not ON this month!!mxm...

ms Lihle
28 Mar 2011 20:19

Guys I hp m wrong hv u notic Shaz's dress code n de way she's hiding her tummy? I thnk de rumours were true she's preg.n nico's contract mst end I'v had enough of dat guy n ppl hus de bride?

S.K
29 Mar 2011 07:21

I think Shaz is preg too! the dress code is just for hiding the tummy for real.
Anyway, can i get an update of yesterday's episode? I couldn't watch!!!!

ntoko
29 Mar 2011 08:11


A MALE TOURIST ASKED A SEX WORKER, WHAT DOES RSA STAND FOR??



SHE REPLIED:

REKA SEX ABUTI....


sexy d
29 Mar 2011 08:19

morning all

@ntoko clever sex worker she is marketing herself lol

titidi
29 Mar 2011 09:08


Shame poor Matthew he's on ARV's, i think is very hard for young person espacial if u living a hertic life like abo-DJ to be on treating. He's smoking dagga and is drinking a lot of alcohol of which that kind of life is not allowed when u on ARV's. S 

Condomm
29 Mar 2011 09:19

hello bloggers, long time!!!

purhase
29 Mar 2011 09:25

Guys my country Botswana is the first to qualify for AFCON 2012. Please celebrate with me,i know Bafana Bafana is also coming.Its the first time we have ever qualified,the mood in Gabs is so high,am so excited Ntoko.

gambukazi
29 Mar 2011 09:25

hai banthu, shame i liked shaz the way she treates her brother.

bomyy
29 Mar 2011 09:30

maybe shas is not preg, myb generations is trying to be real for once and shaz is hiding her after birth mkhaba

S.K
29 Mar 2011 09:39

Oh thanks Tazzy babe, u r a star!!!!

OMG!!! Mat is positive, this smoking and excessive drinking can be so dangerous for him hey!!!! Queen needs a man shame. If Queen were to find out about Mat's status, i cant imagine how she will react!!!!!

Jason will regret this and he will remember Senzo's words when he told him that is something about Nic!!!!!

bomyy
29 Mar 2011 09:50

to add on Taz.t:
Hlomla put his spoilt son in his place after that brat was just disrespecting his father infront of everyone at ezweni, telling his dad about how much he does not like living with him and how much his dad can not stand beautiful women... then the old man had a great come back that left that irritating moskito(nich) humiliated and feeling stupid

S.K
29 Mar 2011 10:00

Wow, what was that come back??

bomyy
29 Mar 2011 10:02

Hlomla: I never liked the idea that you have to work here, but now that you do how about u be a proffesional and behave like an adult? stop bringing personal matters to the office! you are an ambarrasment! to me and your coleagues!

S.K
29 Mar 2011 10:04

LMAO, he asked for it!!!!! I hate that stinking lil pig

S.K
29 Mar 2011 10:04

Thanks bomyy!!!!!

ntoko
29 Mar 2011 10:19

Husband says to wife: "Your bum looks like a braai stand".

Wife gets offended and goes to sleep.

At night the husband politely asks: "Sweetie, don't you feel like
making love?
Wife says: "Do you expect me to light the braai stand just for a small piece of sausage?

AZTEC
29 Mar 2011 11:02

SORRY S.K...................................................THANK YOU AND MAY YOU HAVE A GREAT DAY WITH LOTS OF LUV!!!!

tlouphiri
29 Mar 2011 11:32

thanx @ sexy d, I still love u.

people, can anyone tell me what happen 2 M2D?

sexy d
29 Mar 2011 11:36

@Tlouphiri love u 2
M2D is jst taking a break she said she will be bk once generations becomes more intresting..

charmagal
29 Mar 2011 11:37

GPY   >>>>hai Ntoko..................no noman thus too mch ..



tlouphiri
29 Mar 2011 11:43

@ ntoko: I understand that wife really, how can a husby say that?

bomyy
29 Mar 2011 11:46

a pregnant blonde is conversing with her friend

friend: how are things between you and your husband?
blonde: you know that man is such a jerk and a lying cheater! he cheats so much i am not even sure that this baby i am carrying is his

bomyy
29 Mar 2011 11:51

that husband was rude

maud
29 Mar 2011 12:39

hi everyone till now i am still waiting for you guys to say that i told you that Mathew was positive
@Tazteeq you are scarse

S.K
29 Mar 2011 12:53

@TAZ !!!!!LMAO, that egg mara!!!!! Lolling!!!!!!! tltlltltltltlt
maud, u scarce yourself, what happened to u? Did u say he was positive? LOL,

tryphine
29 Mar 2011 13:17

hi pple.............eish already

gambukazi
29 Mar 2011 13:35

molweni kwakhona tell me guyz is it time for lunch already yho busy busy, 

by the way ehehemmm,i wanted to sa.....................y

love you all.

charmagal
29 Mar 2011 13:58

CAN I GET PREGNANT?

Put yourself in the teacher's position and think about what You would say after hearing this.

In a second grade class, a little girl asks,

Teacher, can my Mommy get pregnant?

How old is your mother, dear? asks the teacher.

Forty. she replies.

Yes, dear, your mother could get pregnant.

The little girl then asks, Can my big sister get pregnant?

Well, dear, how old is your sister?

The little girl answers, Nineteen.

Oh yes, dear, your sister certainly could get pregnant.

The little girl then asks, Can I get pregnant?

How old are you, dear?

The little girl answers, I'm seven years old.

No, dear, you can't get pregnant...

Then, the little boy behind the little girl gives her a poke and says,

See, I told you we had nothing to worry! about.


The teacher fainted!!!

tlouphiri
29 Mar 2011 14:05

@chamagal, i have fainted 2

Mokema
29 Mar 2011 14:09

M glad i m nt seeing much of BL and SSS now m praying for Nich to disappear

Condomm
29 Mar 2011 14:24

Just read Muvhango teasers for April. It's gonna be interesting. It would be better than watching this humpty dumpty.

gambukazi
29 Mar 2011 14:28

@chamagal, yhuu soze unga faint sana nam too.

S.K
29 Mar 2011 14:47

Yoh ay shame, I just fainted too!!! At 7yrs, i would kill the lil thing.

bomyy
29 Mar 2011 14:49

thixo baw onamandla! aint that scary! i would just stand there speechless

sexy d
29 Mar 2011 15:12

@charmagal i could also faint and woke up after a year at the age of seven ''shocking my head''

sexy d
29 Mar 2011 15:12

@charmagal i could also faint and woke up after a year at the age of seven ''shocking my head''

Vandimerwe
29 Mar 2011 15:16

i hv fainted too

maud
29 Mar 2011 16:14

S.K i am around just busy i cant rest CIPRO is making my life miserable with all their changes but hey i do come and check on you guys you know i love you and i cant stay away from you lovely fellows

Msjackson
29 Mar 2011 16:31

Guys i dnt understand why u keep watching gens if u think its boring coz u cum here to complaign about how boring it is as 4 me i enjoy it coz i can that its cuming bck wit vava voom watch da space

gena 1 fan
30 Mar 2011 01:34

gena 1 fan
30 Mar 2011 01:40

hi guys. is Lungile just in Dineo`s Imagination? Nicholas already bringing in girls adn Jason getting jealous? Tiny, Jigga and ... in queen`s house, is Jigga going to move out into the moroka mansion? patricia interested in Choppa` dagga?

S.K
30 Mar 2011 07:15

Morning peeps!
Please keep the jokes coming today, i need them!!!!!

Mokema
30 Mar 2011 07:44

Recap please

Mokema
30 Mar 2011 07:49

A man walks past a beggar every day and gives him R10 and that Continues for a year. Then suddenly the daily donation changes to R7,50.
"Well," the beggar thinks, "it's still better than nothing."
A year passes in this way until the man's daily donation suddenly becomes R5.
"What's going on now?" the beggar asks his donor. "First you give me R10 every day, then R7,50 and now only R5. What's the problem?"
"Well," the man says, "last year my eldest son went to university.
It's very expensive, so I had to cut costs. This year my eldest daughter also went to university, so I had to cut my expenses even further."
"And how many children do you have?" the beggar asks.
"Four," the man replies.
"Well," says the beggar, "I hope you don't plan to educate them all at my expense."

S.K
30 Mar 2011 08:03

LMAO, this beggar thinks he owns this man's pocket now? LOL, good one!!!!!!

sexy d
30 Mar 2011 08:30

morning all

Tshidisok
30 Mar 2011 08:52

Morning to you too sexy d. People m curious, Ive only joined this side last month, n dnt attend to it that much due to my always busy schedule, mara after reading Gen's teasers i realized we will be seeing new faces. question is; how come we never heard of generations auditions? No wonder they end up with people like Matthew and his bear faced friend. whats his name again anyway?

S.K
30 Mar 2011 09:01

Tshidi, his name is Choppa, LMAO!!!!

Mokema
30 Mar 2011 09:03

NO. 1
A man was so jealous of his newly born baby that he put
Poison on the wife's nipples while she was asleep. The next day, their
Driver died of poisoning.

NO.2
A man is dying of cancer, but keeps telling people he is
dying of AIDS. His son asked Dad why? He answered so that when I am
dead, no one will sleep with your mum.

NO.3
A lady lost three panties in her house and blamed her maid
in front of the husband. Maid said sir you are my witness you know I
never wear panties

charmagal
30 Mar 2011 09:08

lol@ moookema-----sir u my witness u knw i nva wear panties lol stupid maid

Tshidisok
30 Mar 2011 09:20

choppa, what kind of a name is that anyway....

bomyy
30 Mar 2011 09:48

Generations is bringing ghetoness into the soapie! that is just messed up! it was suposed to be about ama BEE akuma suburbs, not some karijuana junkie from ekasi, shebeens, etc!

S.K
30 Mar 2011 10:05

Hehehehehe,Mokema, LMAO!!!!
What a stupidmaid. I would slap her

gambukazi
30 Mar 2011 10:13

mokema, hayi shame this beggar, hahahaha seylithemba lakhe.
maid is jelous.

yho hayi kengoku, gen, didnt see that part of dinny getting a comfort from? while she was crying.

MsKim
30 Mar 2011 10:13

they shld jus change the script, o the writers. whether ghetto o mixed o watever they shld change their storylines..

hehehe the way Lungile held Dinewhore, they'll be somting going on there very soon.

Good morning good pple.

Tshidisok
30 Mar 2011 10:26

It is said if you line up all the cars in the world end to end, some @$&? taxi driver would be clever enough to pass all so them. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day, teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat drinking beer all day. The things that comes to those who wait are the things left by those who got there first. He who laughs last thinks slowest......kwi kwi kwi!

Msjackson
30 Mar 2011 10:28

This is deja vour lungile was in india wen karabo needed a shoulder to cry on we she misd tau nd now lungile is in dinnys office to give her a shoulder to cry on dis man doesnt learn neh he will get burned again anyway what is he doing in town

Theoza
30 Mar 2011 10:39

@Msjackson He is back to give his shoulder to Dinnewhore to cry on

vinc
30 Mar 2011 10:52

I see there is a Diamond also joining the show in April, away with stupid names., sham no wonder Oz even called him Choppa, Chappy.

How did Lungile know where to find Dineo, a phone call first will be convincing. Any man is good for the Mzansi Brooke, i would have hated to see her going back to Kenneth.

AZTEC
30 Mar 2011 11:47

A MAN COMPLAINED ABOUT HIS WIFES COOKING EVERYDAY AND ONE DAY SHE GOT SO PISSED OFF THAT  SHE DECIDED TO GIVE HIM A TIN OF DOGS FOOD FOR SUPPER.....RE RAVED ABOUT HOW FANTASTIC THIS NEW DISH WAS. AS SHE WAS SHOPPING SHE TOLD HER SISTER ABOUT IT AND HER SISTER SAID..U ARE GOING TO KILL HIM FEEDING HIM DOG FOOD...AND A MONTH LATER HE WAS DEAD. HER SIS SAID I TOLD U THAT UR GOING TO KILL HIM AND SHE SAID NO...HE WAS IN THE ROAD LICKING HIS BALLS AND A BUS KILLED HIM

Condomm
30 Mar 2011 11:51

@tshidisok , he's name is "humpty dumpty"

magerry
30 Mar 2011 12:20

At the regular Sunday morning service, Rev Roberto announced that he
> was planning to leave for a larger church that would pay him more.
>
> There is a hush within the congregation. No one wants him to leave,
> because he is so popular. Colin, who owns several car dealerships
> stands up and proclaims, "If Rev Roberto stays, I will provide him
> with a new Mercedes every year and his wife with a Honda CRV, to
transport their children!"
>
> The congregation sighs in appreciation and applauds.
>
> Daniel, a successful businessman and lawyer, stands and says, "If Rev
> Roberto will stay on here, I'll personally double his salary and
> establish a foundation to guarantee a free university education for
his children!"
>
> More sighs and loud applause....
>
> Mary age 68, stands and announces with a smile, "If Rev Roberto stays,
> I will provide sex!"
>
>
> There is total silence....
>
> Rev Roberto blushing and asks her: "Mary, you're a wonderful and holy
lady.
> Whatever possessed you to say that?"
>
>
> Mary's 70-year old husband Mike, is now trying to hide, holding his
> forehead
>
>
> with the palm of his hand and shaking his head from side to side,
> while his wife replied,
>
> "Well, I just asked my husband how we could help and he said: "Fuck
him!''

S.K
30 Mar 2011 12:23

LMAO, poor man!!! That's just plain stupidity, so MEN stop complaining. lol

Snuca Babe
30 Mar 2011 12:50

A man returns home from work and enters through the kitchen door. He sees his wife on her hands and knees scrubbing the floor. She only has an apron on, so the husband gets a big hard on and starts humping his wife doggy style.

When he is through he pulls out and at the same time hits her real hard on her head.

"What was that?" the wife screamed "Here I am being so nice to you, and letting you really enjoy yourself. What did you hit me for??"

The husband looks at her and angrily says "For not looking back to see who it was!"


andi01
30 Mar 2011 12:55

Well, I just asked my husband how we could help and he said: "*bleep!*
him!''
  <classic> LOL

S.K
30 Mar 2011 13:56

Shapa Scuca babe shaaaaaaaaaappppppaaa!!!!!!!! LMAO
The husband looks at her and angrily says "For not looking back to see who it was!"

Vandimerwe
30 Mar 2011 14:12

ijerrrrrrrrrrrrrrr @Snuca

Ramocha
30 Mar 2011 15:05

there wil be gud for each other Lungile and diny

Mokema
30 Mar 2011 15:11



You know one thing I heard this morning that made me realize that God really really loves us? A friend of mine just told me how God works. When praying , he said, its like you are placing an order to the Lord:

Imagine you are in a restaurant with a friend. Your friend orders fish and chips but you order steak and chips (Well done). Now your friends order comes through quickly because we all know that fish and chips can be done quick quick compared to a well done steak that will take some time.

Now your friends fish and chips is here and you are longing for it.........What do you do? Take some of the friend’s while you wait for your order or wait patiently for your OWN order….What would your choice be?


Make you decision now before reading further!

Moral of the story is.........

You pray hard for something from God, and you want it well done, you want it well prepared but the problem now is that you cant wait for what God has prepared for you because you are longing for what God has prepared for others....


Let us pray to the Lord and place our orders and our prayers will be answered at the right time.The Lord has prepared a destiny for each and every individual so…………..

WHY CAN’T WE WAIT FOR OUR STEAK????

Enjoy the rest of your day my loving buddies .....and REMEMBER.....................wait for your steak.

S.K
30 Mar 2011 15:19

M gonna ask for my one to be almost raw khona kuzoshesha!!!!!!!

MsKim
30 Mar 2011 16:06

ya they'll be a better match than Lungile n Karabo, somhw Karobo seemed older than Lungile, Paul also seemed a lot older than Dinewhore. perfect match.. Karabo's leftovers. hop Lungile is here stay.

@Mokema danki dear, will be patient from now on.

S.K
31 Mar 2011 07:41

Mornign people!!!!!!!

Lungile is a perfect match for Dineo, except for the fact that its Karabo's left overs. I wonder what is it that he wanted to talk to Kenneth about Dineo.....

Jason, u deserved that punch, i hope he did it twice. I hope u have nightmares at night and think back and learn to appreciate the perfect thing u have before its gone. Senzo will eventually go back to him coz he's a softy and he loves him dearly. Nxa!!!!!!

gambukazi
31 Mar 2011 08:33

morning ppl, this is my last day to day see u around maybe twice a week, i am going to work in the field,so that is the sad part of it not to c u everyday, but what is nice is that i have been promoted so jaa i am going to do what i have been dreaming for.

Vandimerwe
31 Mar 2011 08:37

congrats gambukazi

sexy d
31 Mar 2011 08:38