Generations Teasers - March 2011 | Generations Teasers

Msjackson
27 Feb 2011 20:54

Wow am 1st

PEGIE
27 Feb 2011 20:57

Im 2nd

Msjackson
27 Feb 2011 21:05

Boring again. Karabos ex is it lungile mabena or ? Nd i thought finally pauls gone eish nxx

Yemu237
27 Feb 2011 21:12

Woop woop yey for me im new lemme read!

jkay
27 Feb 2011 21:16

hey yemu u must hv bin logged on when da teasers were put up let mi read. Et least its top 10

Spheddy
27 Feb 2011 21:20

Oh m no4,boring

jkay
27 Feb 2011 21:30

somethin has 2 change in generations otherwise a handful of pple wil b watchin it hope nxt mnth wil b beta

Ntsanwisi
27 Feb 2011 21:42

Numbr 8, oh thts an achievmnt.. Lol

Mimibob
27 Feb 2011 21:50

I'm new. Hope I don't get "addicted" to being first like u guys..

Top 10!

Msjackson
27 Feb 2011 21:51

I think of suing mfundi vundla for giving us rubbish come on we are loyal viewers we dont deserve this.

Mimibob
27 Feb 2011 21:55

I think Gen's teasers should be more informative like other soapies'.

Maybe that's why we think it's boring. We don't have much to look forward to. Too much offlone guessing..

sasi
27 Feb 2011 23:16

You are right Mimibob,the guessing nonsense is so boring.....they should just end GENERATIONS like EGOLI....it's about time

PEGIE
28 Feb 2011 05:20

Thats true Mimi @ Sasi Generations boring dis days.

Khutso mokoto
28 Feb 2011 05:51

Its a gud thng that khetiwe doesnt apear alot dis month

Msjackson
28 Feb 2011 06:53

Jasons attracted to someone at work who could it be nick or katja? But i guess its nick da way he looked at him when he was naked jo he couldnt breath.

Tantrum
28 Feb 2011 07:07

@Msjackson i thnk thy r going 2 hv n affair! And thy say gen is boring, i dont thnk so! Thrs a lot of ACTION nd DRAMA coming up ths month! You wait n c

Tantrum
28 Feb 2011 07:07

@Msjackson i thnk thy r going 2 hv n affair! And thy say gen is boring, i dont thnk so! Thrs a lot of ACTION nd DRAMA coming up ths month! You wait n c

blackiekagiso
28 Feb 2011 07:09

Top 20 let me read.

Msjackson
28 Feb 2011 07:21

Whos donna and choppa? Dineos crazy now that she and paul are having problems she hopes karabo can help her uyahlanya i wish karabo can brush her off nxx

S.K
28 Feb 2011 07:28

Hawu u guys, that was quick!!!!! YOH

ownah m p
28 Feb 2011 07:36

ijo ijo!!!!

S.K
28 Feb 2011 07:42

How boring!!!!

S.K
28 Feb 2011 07:57

What is this man doing to us now!!!!!! I want some drama man. This is what should happen

Nich must screw both Senzo and jason,
Paul must leave
Khethiwe and Khaphela must sleep together and die while still doing it.
Matt must rape Shaz's son, from the back!!!

Mxm

dollic
28 Feb 2011 08:02

Ahgggggggggggggggggggg! B-O-R-I=N-G......When will this people ever get creative?????? yucks!!

ntoko
28 Feb 2011 08:10

come on guys

S.K
28 Feb 2011 08:13

No Ntoko, m not feeling it. For real
I just hope that there are nice things hidden for us to find out as the time goes!!!!

Msjackson
28 Feb 2011 08:13

I think if we ALL STOP watching generationS anymore Mfundi and his will catch a wake up call coz the will be no ratings nd no money coming in nd they will get pressure 4rm sabc to deliver something Good or else they are out on da street and i tell u we will get our nice generations ever

sexy d
28 Feb 2011 08:13

wow made it to top 30 let me go and read..

charmagal
28 Feb 2011 08:21

mxm--------top 100

Talala
28 Feb 2011 08:23

I made it to the top thirty

Boring as ussual. This will be the longest month ever. Come on Mfundi bo simnyamezele uFebruary eBORA enjalo pls sifuna idrama tu.

S.K
28 Feb 2011 08:29

Hello Taz how are you?

I think this Mfundi guy should visit other sopie crew, Isidingo for example, they can teach him a thing or two. Mxm.
Bayasidakelwa nje period!!!!!

sexy d
28 Feb 2011 08:31

morning all

Come on guys its not that bad lets wait for a week or two who knws maybe there is a drama waiting to be unfolded.
@Msjackson choppa ke friend ya Matthew the one who organised him a gig lst week but could not go bcos he was babysitting as for donna le tshabo ga ke ba itse..

charmagal
28 Feb 2011 08:45

borrin storyline
********mxm********

S.K
28 Feb 2011 09:05

Lets just wait and see ke!

Msjackson
28 Feb 2011 09:23

Do the generations team visit this site? Coz if they dnt its not ok they should check this site and see how much their lack of creativitys doing to us. U know what they say if u love something u hang in there until it becomes ok if it does.

Vandimerwe
28 Feb 2011 09:28

Vandimerwe
28 Feb 2011 09:31

Jason finds it hard to hide his attraction to a colleague.

Ngwanab
28 Feb 2011 09:35

Borrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrring not looking forward for March episode.

Vandimerwe
28 Feb 2011 09:42

Khethiwe and Khaphela must sleep together and die while still doing it.

>>>>>>>>>>kwakwaakwaaaa,.............hihihihihihihiii

Mrs Chix
28 Feb 2011 09:44

OMG l couldnt even finish reading the teasers boriiiing. I think its time to find something else to watch or do at 8pm. Isidingo shld be moved to 8pm pllllllllliiiiiiizzzzzz.

ntoko
28 Feb 2011 09:55

Abomakoti

A group of young women decided to arrange for a camp with their

mothers-in-law to hopefully get to know and understand each other better

seeing relations between them were very sour. Two buses were hired, one

for the mothers-in-law and the other for the daughters-in-law.

Unfortunately the bus the mothers-in-law were traveling in was involved

in an accident and all the passengers died on the spot. The daughters in

law shed a few tears but they were all puzzled by one sister who wailed

uncontrollably for what they perceived to be her loss. Her friend asked

her, "Forgive me for asking but why are u crying so hard, I didn't

realize u were so close to your mother-in-law?" to which she replied,

"No we are not close at all, she missed the bus!"

Condomm
28 Feb 2011 10:25

i thought Paul blew his brains out?

S.K
28 Feb 2011 10:28

@Mrs Chix, i couldn't agree with u more.

S.K
28 Feb 2011 10:30

Hahahaha, NTOKO!!!!!! U wrongo mngani wam, u wrongo!!!!! LMAO

charmagal
28 Feb 2011 10:45

lol@NTOKO

OlothandoD
28 Feb 2011 10:54

Hie Lonke

I have just finished reading the teasers and there are boring fo sho, I think we must not jump to conclusions, Gens has never been that good since the departure of Kari, lets just hang on, maybe kuzobamnandi soon.

As for the colleagues Jason is attracted to I cant wait to see but I would think its Nich and must be the one who asks Jason about a dinner invitation which Jason says yes anyway.

sexy d
28 Feb 2011 10:55

@Ntoko kkkwwwwaaaaa kkwaaaaaa that daughter in law o dangerous maybe she should run her mom in law ka koloi so she could follow the rest..

ntoko
28 Feb 2011 11:14

atleast m trying to keep youll going after complaining regarding the latest teasers pardon me i got a soft spot for Bra Mfundi i can't judge him in advanced before i see the action please be patience ok???

georgiam
28 Feb 2011 11:35

i am so sick and tired of paul not telling dineo the truth already!!! hope there will be more excitement than what we see here

nzuzo
28 Feb 2011 12:08

out of topic...

where is makisto monday news i need sum mgosi.

gambukazi
28 Feb 2011 12:13

molweni bangan!!!

andiyazi le iku gen this month.

little bit boring...................!

Theoza
28 Feb 2011 13:02

OK Ntoko we'll try to be patient with uBra Mfundi wakho but seriously the crew yakwaGen shud catch a wake up or these other channels shud just hi-jack this 8 o'clock slot and bring in sumthing interesting for competition we might get hooked.

chiwanza
28 Feb 2011 13:49

***********BORING*************************

nonsense
28 Feb 2011 13:52

ntoko nice one lolest Generations is now boring judging from the teaser there is nothing much to expect this month Bra Mfundi thanks for giving me a reason not to watch generations

Thethe
28 Feb 2011 14:21

HOW THEY HAVE SEX

LANDSCAPERS plant it deeper.

LAWYERS do it in their briefs.

LIBRARIANS do it quietly.

LOCKSMITHS can get into anything.

LONG DISTANCE RUNNERS last longer.

Thethe
28 Feb 2011 15:16

HOW THEY HAVE SEX

MACHINISTS make the best screws.

MAGICIANS are quicker than the eye.

MAINTENANCE MEN sweep 'em off their feet.

MANAGERS supervise others.

MARKETING REPs do it on commission.

MILKMEN deliver twice a week.

MILLIONAIRES pay to have it done.

MINERS sink deeper shafts.

MINISTERS do it on Sundays.

MISSILE MEN have better thrust.

MODELS do it in any position.

MODEM MANUFACTURERS do it with all sorts of characters.

MOTORCYCLISTS like something hot between their legs.

MOVIE STARS do it on film.

MUSICIANS do it with rhythm.

the Mrs
28 Feb 2011 15:56

choppa, litha,

new characters? ABOUT DAMN TIME

ownah m p
28 Feb 2011 16:03

ooh my God thing becomes more complicated even more every day.

qaqamba
28 Feb 2011 16:44

Molweni kulonyaka umtsha 2011,
Guyz im with u all, Gen is boring, how abt we invite Mfundi or TV SA, ASKED HIM TO READ OUR COMMENTS???maybe he will see tht we are very keen with Gen but the way scripts is been written it sucks BIG TIME,

My Idea

How abt kubuye Zoleka with Archi Moroka's son, demanding Karabo Moroka's shares???and the co.?????
also kubuye nofather ka Prince, from Jail,

how do u think guyz???

beautybrain
28 Feb 2011 17:39

tjo,am dissapointed. Wat went wrong ka Gens? Hayi,dis is sou not cool.

zazment
28 Feb 2011 19:33

I agree guys, Generations literally puts me to sleep! I really think that the writers should retire! I think it's this fantasy life that everyone on Gens lives that makes it so boring!!

Msjackson
28 Feb 2011 21:17

Zazement what fantaasy u talking about on gens?

Msjackson
28 Feb 2011 21:23

Gens need someone to create drama nd challenge kenneth coz hes relaxed nd boring since dlomo decided to be a family man so da team must cum up wit an idea to make gens nice coz if they dnt i will start to write da script here for them.

sexy d
01 Mar 2011 08:09

morning all

ntoko
01 Mar 2011 08:30

If you don't want to read below, you may as well watch Generations
later tonight!!

DLOMO : Hawu Mapholoba wabukeka unganeme kwenzenjani?

KHAPHELA : Iqolo lami libuhlungu.

DLOMO : Sengathi uyaguga.

KHAPHELA : Cha, ngithwele kanzima, sizama ukwenza ingane no-Sarah.
Lomfazi ulukhu engibizile akulalwa, ungafunga ukuthi
umjaho wamahhashi.

DLOMO : Haha, kuzomele umyeke ezengaphezulu.

KHAPHELA : Mameshane, umfazi ngaphezulu? yinto engeke yenzeke leyo
ufuna ngithithibale.

DLOMO : Yini kahle kahle inkinga yakho?

KHAPHELA : Inkinga ukuthi nje akezali!

DLOMO : Kuzomele ngikuphe imbiza yami uchathe ngayo.

KHAPHELA : SOOOOOZE, ngayisebenzisa imbiza yakho.

DLOMO : Ngoba?

KHAPHELA : Ikhiqiza IZITABANE

bomyy
01 Mar 2011 08:52

lol Ntoko
Good morning bloggers

charmagal
01 Mar 2011 08:53

Lmao @ntoko, Ikhiqiza IZITABANE
Dlomo: *wamusho ngesbakela umapholoba, the next thng he woke up in hosipital*

Thethe
01 Mar 2011 09:01

@Ntoko translate please,

ntoko
01 Mar 2011 09:03

yeah kuthe kusenjalo kanti uSarah uzethwele wazala igay uNicholas

Teady
01 Mar 2011 09:04

morning everyone
kwaaaaaaa! ntoko u just made my day!

Msjackson
01 Mar 2011 09:16

U people are enjoying gens you even come up with gud jokes. Gud one ntoko

OlothandoD
01 Mar 2011 09:18

morning everyone

@ntoko, kikikikikiki!

Zaza girl
01 Mar 2011 09:24

Gen should learn from other soaps and bring back bad guys like cherel in isidingo. Kenneth as a baddie is just not cracking it. Writers dont know what to do with his character-one min he's evil and the next sweet! The writers need to bring back someone like ntsiki or julia...a real evil bitch.

OlothandoD
01 Mar 2011 09:27

Can someone give me a hint on the teasers dated 30 March 2011.

What is Karabo's ex doing in town? Who could this guy be? Anyone who thinks has a clue please help.

Msjackson
01 Mar 2011 09:41

Lungile mabena i think

ntoko
01 Mar 2011 09:53

Karabo had too many ex's i lost count therefore it will be hard for me to give the clue,but i anticipate that ex won't fall for Dineo because Dinny is always afta Kari's man they busy playing their own Intersexion hahahahahahahahaha forgive me bhuti Mfundi i am not advertising

S.K
01 Mar 2011 09:59

Morning peeps!!!

OlothandoD
01 Mar 2011 10:01

@ntoko, you are very correct, I also have lost count of the ex's.

@Msjackson: Lungile could be the man,

Yo yo yo, Lungile will fall for Dinny!

S.K
01 Mar 2011 10:02

I think that ex is................................................
The bodyguard (Thapelo Mokoena)

lizziemalecha
01 Mar 2011 10:06

the only thing that makes me eager to watch generations is the dineo and paul saga, though its starting to irrtate me a bit...I just hope there is light at the end of the tunnel for those two..and oh,i am homophobic but i think jason and nick would make a cute couple!!senzo must find a girlfriend......steve must come back,queen is sooooo lost

Msjackson
01 Mar 2011 10:17

Come on ppl they aint too many men hawu u can say it 8 men for karabo

zvee
01 Mar 2011 10:17

THat's why Generation didnt get any SAFTA, it is really boring... Some of us are just watching since it's like a norm to watch it.. We've watched this since 1994 if I'm right...We must be really loyal.

OlothandoD
01 Mar 2011 10:19

We now have Lungile and the body guard (Thapelo). What could bring them back to the scenes?

OlothandoD
01 Mar 2011 10:23

I just hope there are not back to replace Paul. At least Tau is not the ex, this time.

As for Queen, Mfundi should just find someone mature for her. Sometimes I feel there is no relevance for her anymore since Princie is at school and Kari left. The house is too big for her and the scenes at home really suck.

S.K
01 Mar 2011 10:42

@Oluthando

Thapelo:
Karabo met with Thapelo in London and she mentioned that Queen is still in KZN and left her a house. He's coming back to hook up le Queenie!

Lungile:
He heard that Paul is leaving and Dineo is all miserable. Also heard that Karabo left le Tau to London and left Sbuda in charge. So, as a businessman he's coming for the business opportunity to challenge Sbuda. As a player, he's coming to screw Dineo!!!!

Guys m tryna make this enjoyable coz i cant stop watching. There should be something we looking forward to. LOL

Vandimerwe
01 Mar 2011 10:42

i think they should find a way of bringing back the moroka family.............even if it can be bo archie's children who hav been lost somewhere......kana new horizons le yone is not serving the purpose anymore,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,i hav been loyal to this gens for 17yrs now...................since last year its a disapointment

or bring back queen's mother

S.K
01 Mar 2011 10:43

Sorry, I meant SA (JHB) not KZN....

MsKim
01 Mar 2011 10:45

Good morning everybody.. i think we shld jus continue with the jokes..

@SK u've got drama girl

Nich must screw both Senzo and jason,
Paul must leave
Khethiwe and Khaphela must sleep together and die while still doing it.
Matt must rape Shaz's son, from the back!!!

LOOOOLEST

MsKim
01 Mar 2011 10:54

am now doubting if Nic is gay, he is jus playing Jason n Jason is really falling for him..

S.K
01 Mar 2011 10:56

Nna I think even if they bring back the most popular Gen actors and actresses, they will kill the story line. What we need here is a hot story line. They can still use the current people only if they major changes on their characters.
-Sbuda should stop being a family man
-Kenneth should be as ruthless, thug as Jack Mabaso
-Senzo must cheat with Katja while Jason is fooling around le Nicholas
-Dineo must start dig info about her dad
-Sharon's mother should come in town and demand Lobola for her daughter
-Senzo's step sister (from the adoptive parents)should come visit and sleep with Jason

M drafting an email to Mfundi as we speak.

bomyy
01 Mar 2011 11:00

most(if not all) of karabo's exes died except for Lungelo Mabena, maybe he met with Ntombi and they are heating it overseas, and he is coming back to break the news to Dlomo

ntoko
01 Mar 2011 11:00

Mandla Sithole for Patricia or Ruby take a pick

ownah m p
01 Mar 2011 11:05

@MsKim and S.K kwakwakwaaaaaa he he ha ha a aha... you gues naild it so pliz keep them rolling.

ntoko
01 Mar 2011 11:06

Goodone Sk most actors and actresses at Gene they became stay soft why Kenny is so sweet i miss his evil ways that leaves u wanna watch more ay ay ay even Dummy is so sweet ay i want sum action Dummy must just slap Khethy for nothing nje just for fun

bomyy
01 Mar 2011 11:07

@SK i am with you, most of Gen charecters have changed their basic charector, Paul that came to generations would never hide such things to his fiancee, Khaphela was wise and very thoughtful of other people's feelings, he would have gotten over this Khethiwe thing a long time ago, Ngamla would never celebrate with his son after that Ngesi account and he would have now suggested that Senzo does something to take Kenny down, Dineo? a succesful editor? in love with Paul and she is falling apart? i think this charecter is out of place, they keep changing her all the time! and Kenny is ruthless, he doesn't have a soft spot for anybody, even his own kids, why would he care for his bro?

Gen does not seem to have the basic charectors of a normal soapi a villiant like Andile nogabu or Jack, a bitchy woman like Julia motene or Ntsiki, Oh not to forget that Generations was about the Morokas, nw that no Moroka has a script it should be renamed to Generations 2 and be about the Dlomos

OlothandoD
01 Mar 2011 11:12

@SK., you have just made Gens live!. If only the email could reach Mfundi.

@bomyy, Ntombi and Lungile heating it overseas, Anything os possible with Mfundi, he can just repeat what happened ti Karabo.

Mrs Chix
01 Mar 2011 11:13

LOL S.K please check if Mfundi has recieved your email, if he does not reply, you should pay him a visit at lunch time and give him your suggestions and dont forget to demand that he should use them.

Condomm
01 Mar 2011 11:22

Bra Mfundi does listen after all. He brought back the memories of Grace and her mother.

S.K
01 Mar 2011 11:22

Dummy must just slap Khethy for nothing nje just for fun

Kodwa NTOKO!!!!!!! ROTFLMAO

OlothandoD
01 Mar 2011 11:28

I dont think violence kaDumi shold resume even if its just for fun. Kenny is the only one who should remain ruthless.

I think Queen's mother should come back and live with her daughter.

ntoko
01 Mar 2011 11:30

kuzophenduka amatafula Kenny le Dinny, Khaphela le Patricia, Ace le Khethiwe, Dummy le Queen, Jason le Nicholas , Senzo le Matthew, oh my did i say Senzo le Matt???? eish Have u ever thought about Sam and Shaz having a huge fight untill Shaz find herself in Sbuda's bed???? aibo doing what since Sbuda is out of the country hahahahaha m just testing you'll

Mokema
01 Mar 2011 11:36

Mfundi wa gafa thwii nna re lapile ka Khaphela, Khethiwe le Dumisane.

Ge e le Samuel le Sharon ga ke sa bolela, at least gona le sengwenyana ka Phakeme.

Why Bridget a sa no boa ge, goba yena Mabaso ka ge ba setse ba boletse a boele Mashaba K.

Msjackson
01 Mar 2011 11:36

I think archies elder son noah should come back to continue da moroka legacy since karabo never sold her shares. I want gens to have another moroka in it coz it will create drama since ngamla thinks new horizons going to be his company.

kid1
01 Mar 2011 11:48

@ntoko pliz translat th conversation between kaphela en sibusiso.

S.K
01 Mar 2011 11:57

Sbuda le Shazzy? Ay ay my friend!!!! Lollest

OlothandoD
01 Mar 2011 12:04

@ ntoko, if only Mfundi could get to know about this things will be better at Gens.

Kenny and Dineo
Khaphela and Patricia
Ace and Khethiwe
Dumisani and Queen
Jason and Nicholas
Senzo and Matthew
Hlomla and Ruby

And @ntoko what about Katja??????????

S.K
01 Mar 2011 12:06

DLOMO : Hawu Mapholoba, u don’t look happy, what’s the matter?

KHAPHELA : My back hurts

DLOMO : U getting old my friend

KHAPHELA : No, things are not good, we trying to make a baby me and Sarah
This woman doesn’t wanna stop, u can swear it horse racing.

DLOMO : Damn, u should let her be on top

KHAPHELA : WTF!!!!, let her on top? That will never happen, over my dead body, u want me to look like a softie?

DLOMO : What is the actual problem here anyway?

KHAPHELA : The main problem here is that she cant bare children!

DLOMO : I should give u my imbiza (some boost) and use it.

KHAPHELA : NEVER, I’ll never use your stuff!!!

DLOMO : Why?

KHAPHELA : Because yours produces GAY PEOPLE!!!!

Hope u understand.

bomyy
01 Mar 2011 12:08

DLOMO: Mapholoba, you don’t look happy, what’s up?

KHAPHELA: My back aches.

DLOMO: Maybe you are getting old.

KHAPHELA: No, I am struggling; I and Sarah are trying to make a baby. This woman calls me all the time! We do not sleep the whole night through

DLOMO: Haha, You must let her be on top

KHAPHELA: A woman on top? Over my dead body! That will never happen. You want me to be an idiot?

DLOMO: Calm down, what is your problem?

KHAPHELA: Problem is she is sterile (infertile)!

DLOMO: I must give you my imbiza and you use it

KHAPHELA: NEEEEEEEVER! I will never use your imbiza

DLOMO: Why?

KHAPHELA: It produces homosexuals

ntoko
01 Mar 2011 12:21

Wow Bommy and Sk u r hired as my professional translators frm today whenever they ask me to translate u must jump dnt even ask how high hahahahahaha

lucilu
01 Mar 2011 13:25

u knw i agree wit u people gen is borring....jack mabaso and ann deviliers must come back we need fun more fun

sexy d
01 Mar 2011 13:48

All i can say you guys rock more than genereation keep it up..

MsKim
01 Mar 2011 13:57

i think they shld jus give Queeny a man (divorcee) with 5 kids..

OlothandoD
01 Mar 2011 14:28

@Tazteeq, kikikikikikikikik

OlothandoD
01 Mar 2011 14:28

@Tazteeq, kikikikikikikikik

ntoko
01 Mar 2011 14:29

Hahahahahaha urs are blue like monkey's Taz

OlothandoD
01 Mar 2011 15:07

What makes a relationship work!

ONE: A hug everyday causes better bonding than words.

TWO: Never humiliate your partner between friends, it can become a habit and cause things to end sooner than you expect.

THREE: Watch how you treat your man/woman; it will be how they start to treat you in the end.

FOUR: When you say, "I Love you", mean it.

FIVE: When you say, "I'm sorry", look the person in the eye.

SIX: Say sorry, confess it with your mouth, don't act your sorry by buying gifts or flowers, say it.

SEVEN: After love making hold your partner and talk - it is the best time to speak your mind.

EIGHT: If your lover was fun before and loses it, then you are not the inspiration you used to be. Try to be that way again!

NINE: Love deeply and passionately. You might get hurt but it's the only way to live life completely.

TEN: In disagreements, fight fairly. No name calling, no saying out words you will regret or not be able to repeat.

ELEVEN: Don't judge people/ your partner by their relatives or family members.

TWELVE: When you are in a serious relationship like marriage, never use the word mine, but OURS, it is the best way to express how you feel about the person. Eg my money, my child, my fridge, my TV, my car, my house.

THIRTEEN: Never treat others better than your lover, others won't always be there to treat you the same.

FOURTEEN: Remember that great love and great achievements involve great
risk.

FIFTEEN: When you have cheated before, watch how you treat your partner afterwards; those wounds take long to heal.

SIXTEEN: Never allow money to get between love, it is the route to evil. Money can't buy love!

SEVENTEEN: Remember the three R's: Respect for self; Respect for your partner; Responsibility for all your actions.

EIGHTEEN: Don't let a little dispute injure a great relationship.

NINETEEN: When you realize you've made a mistake, take immediate steps
to correct it, don't wait to be reminded to realize the mistake.

TWENTY: Smile when picking up the phone. The caller will hear it in your voice.

TWENTY ONE: Never say to your partner that I married earlier or married the wrong person.

TWENTY TWO: Don't let someone you love ever feel you would never commit to them.

TWENTY THREE: If the person you love changes, ask yourself why?

TWENTY FOUR: Watch how you speak to your lover in company, it is how they will treat you thereafter.

TWENTY FIVE: Love does not need material things to hold things together; it needs a hug, a kiss and tons of respect. Without these it will never last.

TWENTY SIX: Tell someone you love them at least once a day.

TWENTY SEVEN: Do something with your lover that will make them happy, and don't always expect them to do things that makes you happy.

TWENTY EIGHT: If there is something you can do that makes your lover laugh every time you do it, then do it quite often.

TWENTY NINE: Kiss your partner every time you leave for somewhere without him/her, and every time you see them again, even if you go somewhere for just ten minutes, you never know if it will be the last time you see him/her.

THIRTY: Always hold your partner once in a while, while you are amongst people, it is the best way you will ever let them feel secure and wanted.

THIRTY ONE: Never shout or insult your partner in a company, it will make them start to hate you.

THIRTY TWO: Have sex at least four times a week; it keeps the spark glowing for much longer. Make it a habit to kiss each other.

THIRTY THREE: Never be selfish during sex, if the other has not been satisfied, make time for it.

THIRTY FOUR: A man can only be called that if he knows how to treat his woman.

THIRTY FIVE: A woman should always see that things are always comfortable for a man when he gets home and when he wakes up.

THIRTY SIX: Men! If you want to know whether a woman would make a good wife, then look to see if she makes a good house-wife.
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OlothandoD
01 Mar 2011 15:50

Knock knock anybody home or you still reading 36 rules of making the relationships work.

S.K
01 Mar 2011 16:00

TWENTY: Smile when picking up the phone. The caller will hear it in your voice.

So true and it makes u wanna fly straight to him.

S.K
01 Mar 2011 16:03

@TAZ, hahahahahaha. Poor nurse. lol

inkosazana
01 Mar 2011 16:08

wow, but if you cheated how do you assure your partner it won't happen again????????

lyfde
01 Mar 2011 16:18

karabo,s ex coming to town, could it be :lungile,khaya motene,dr mandla sithole, glen majozi or who?

Lovable
01 Mar 2011 16:33

@lyfde

Am new hey, Hi All.....surely Gen we'll be going down the drain, if Mandla rises from the dead and Khaya...surely these Karabo's ex coming, will replace Paul so that Dineo can have a new man, who knows.......

S.K
01 Mar 2011 16:36

Khaya, Mandla,Glen according to Gen are dead. But then it would be boring to bring another ghost and try to make up a story about his death. that wud be just boring!

S.K
01 Mar 2011 16:37

Exactly my point @ Lovable

La Dolce Vita
01 Mar 2011 17:35

The ex is LUNGILE.

ownah m p
02 Mar 2011 07:55

why is Paul doing these......i hate it when jas feel a thing for nich

Msjackson
02 Mar 2011 08:26

what happened on gens last night plzzzzzzzzzzzz help. when is paul leaving am tired of him now

Msjackson
02 Mar 2011 09:02

OlothandoD
02 Mar 2011 09:12

Hie All

@Lovable welcome my dear, enjoy your stay and keep the comments rolling!

Jason has feelings for Nicholas

chiwanza
02 Mar 2011 10:25

@LOVABLE U WELCOME DEAR YES JASON HAS STRONG FEELINGS FOR NIC

@ OLOTHANDO THANKS FOR THE RELATION SHIP TIPS KARABOS EX Z LUNGILE MABHENNA

chiwanza
02 Mar 2011 10:25

@LOVABLE U WELCOME DEAR YES JASON HAS STRONG FEELINGS FOR NIC

@ OLOTHANDO THANKS FOR THE RELATION SHIP TIPS KARABOS EX Z LUNGILE MABHENNA

chiwanza
02 Mar 2011 10:25

@LOVABLE U WELCOME DEAR YES JASON HAS STRONG FEELINGS FOR NIC

@ OLOTHANDO THANKS FOR THE RELATION SHIP TIPS KARABOS EX Z LUNGILE MABHENNA

lyfde
02 Mar 2011 10:54

i think prince's father who is in prison will come back to enjoy the moroka legacy

Lovable
02 Mar 2011 11:05

Morning All

@OlothandoD, S.K and Chiwanza thanks guys for the warm welcome.

I don't like Nic, wow! Should that one be released then they are running out off script writers.....I wish Ntsiki should come back ...J

ownah m p
02 Mar 2011 11:08

Gud people how about a joke. or the gen match making

sexy d
02 Mar 2011 11:09

Morning all

Olechuku entered his classroom on the first day of school.

"What's your name?" asked the teacher.

"Olechuku," he replied.

"You're in South Africa now," replied the teacher, "So from now on you
will be known as Sipho."

Olechuku returned home after school. "How was your day, Olechuku?" his
mother asked.

"My name is not Olechuku. I'm in South Africa and now my name is Shipo."

"Are you ashamed of your name? Are you trying to dishonor your parents,
your heritage? Shame on you!" And his mother beat him.

Then she called his father, who beat him again.

The next day Olechuku returned to school. The teacher saw all of his
bruises. "What happened to you, Sipho?" she asked.

"Well ma'am, shortly after becoming a South African, I was attacked by
two Nigerians.

Lovable
02 Mar 2011 11:25

Wow! We’ve done it again!

It’s 2 March day again!

Remember what ever we do to day we do it too much!

We love too much. We talk too much

We eat too much.

Drink too much. We work too much.

Every thing must be too much but only today.

Start now!!!!

gambukazi
02 Mar 2011 12:07

WOWW,ndiyadinakala ke yile ye ziporho ku gen.ezi zothando ke ziyi 36,i think only 3or 5 endizenzayo.

tshepiso
02 Mar 2011 12:09

Mother in Law to Daughter in law: "Listen I don't mean to offend you but my grandson doesn't look like my son at all!!" Daughter in Law to Mother in Law: "Ma, sorry but I have a vag!na between my legs and not a photocopy machine"

ntoko
02 Mar 2011 12:30

A man's brain is divides into 2 parts

ntoko
02 Mar 2011 12:32

A man's brain is divided into 2 parts : Da Right and Da Left part

In the Right......nothing is left

In the Left........ nothing is right

ntoko
02 Mar 2011 12:33

Now u understand while men always struggle????????

ownah m p
02 Mar 2011 14:09

he he he he he!!!!

OlothandoD
02 Mar 2011 14:19

@sexy d and ntoko, he he ehe ehehehe, kikikikikiki, kwkakwakwakwa

Thethe
02 Mar 2011 14:22

One day a young man and woman were in their bedroom making love. All of a sudden a bumble bee entered the bedroom window. As the young lady parted her legs the bee entered her vagina. The woman started screaming, "Oh my god, help me, there's a bee in my vagina!".

The husband immediately took her to the local doctor and explained the situation. The doctor thought for a moment and said, "Hmm, tricky situation. But I have a solution to the problem if young sir would permit".

The husband being very concerned agreed that the doctor could use whatever method to get the bee out of his wife's vagina. The doctor said "OK, what I'm gonna do is rub some honey over the top of my penis and insert it into your wife's vagina. When I feel the bee getting closer to the tip of my dick I shall withdraw it and the bee should hopefully follow my penis out of your wife's vagina."

The husband nodded and gave his approval. The young lady said "Yes, yes, whatever, just get on with it."

So the doctor, after covering the tip of his penis with honey, inserted it into the young lady's vagina. After a few gentle strokes, the doctor said, "I don't think the bee has noticed the honey yet. Perhaps I should go a bit deeper".

So the doctor went deeper and deeper. After a while the doctor began shafting the young lady very hard indeed. The young lady began to quiver with excitement, she began to moan and groan aloud, "Oh doctor, doctor!" she shouted. The doctor, concentrating very hard, looked like he was enjoying himself.

He then put his hands on the young lady's breasts and started making loud noises.

The husband, at this point, suddenly became very annoyed and shouted. "Now wait a minute, what the hell do you think you're doing?!" he blasted.

The doctor, still concentrating, replied: "Change of plan, I'm gonna drown the bastard!!"

Thethe
02 Mar 2011 14:30

Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other and says, "You know, I don't know what else to do. Whenever I go home after we've been out drinking, I turn the headlights off before I get to the driveway. I shut off the engine and coast into the garage. I take my shoes off before I go into the house, I sneak up the stairs, I get undressed in the bathroom. I ease into bed and my wife STILL wakes up and yells at me for staying out so late!"

His buddy looks at him and says, "Well, you're obviously taking the wrong approach. I screech into the driveway, slam the door, storm up the steps, throw my shoes into the closet, jump into bed, rub my hands on my wife's ass and say, 'How about a blowjob?' ... and she's always sound asleep."

S.K
02 Mar 2011 14:35

HAhahahahahahaha, clever doc.

S.K
02 Mar 2011 14:45

LMAO, @Thethe, keep them coming gal

Lovable
02 Mar 2011 14:55

Kade wazi ukuthi ukuze ungene kumele ume, ukuze ume kumele uqine, ukuze uqine kumele uwukhothe.......

Hey kwaze kwanzima ukufaka ukotini enalitini..... LOL :-)

tshepiso
02 Mar 2011 15:02

Types of salaries

WHICH ONE IS YOURS

1. ONION SALARY

YOU GRAB IT,YOU OPEN IT , YOU CRY

2. STORM SALARY

YOU DON'T KNOW WHEN IT'S COMING OR GOING

3. MENSTRUAL SALARY

IT COMES ONCE A MONTH AND LASTS ONLY 3 DAYS

4. MAGIC SALARY

YOU TOUCH IT AND IT DISAPPEARS

I'M SURE THERE IS ONE THAT YOU ARE FAMILIAR WITH.

Lovable
02 Mar 2011 15:05

3

tshepiso
02 Mar 2011 15:10

@ Thete, you make me ho?':?\';,.?">?ÿ

Mrs Chix
02 Mar 2011 15:15

tshepiso hahahahaaa l am very familiar with menstrual salary but sometimes it only lasst 2 day, 3 is usually happens when one of the days sunday.

tshepiso
02 Mar 2011 15:20

Don't fall for sgidlavas - ways to spot a Sgidla waar ????

Sgidla waar are type of women who wakes up during the weekend, goes to the hairsalon, wash up ,dress up and wait at a street to be picked up by any car that's in the mood for fun. Some of them you find them at this party places and they just join you because you have car keys and beer your hands. Sgidlavas don't care where they are going to sleep as long as they can drink alcohol and party.

Here is how to spot a sgidlava
1. You don't struggle to convince her to date you.
2. You do most of the talking and she agrees to anything.
3. She cannot have a decent conversation except about parting and alcohol. You are boring if you don talk to her about those things.
4. She doesn't mind eating spatlo/kota/bunny chow(Township fast food) for beakfast, lunch and supper.
5. She wears carvellas and fake designer labels and fake handbags.
6. She does not know who Kgalema Motlanthe is.
7. You decide to surprise her by visiting her in the morning and meet her coming from who knows where? caring an oversize bag.
8. She probably has kids you have not heard about.
9. She party's every weekend.
10. She gives you the greatest sex you ever had, after a while of dating she just lays there.
11. She is always asking for R10, R20 and so on, so she can buy spatlo/kota/bunny chow.
12. She won't let you know her parents.
13. She becomes moody when you don't give her money and threatens to leave you.
14. She does not mind having sex without a condom.
15. She will love you no matter what if you take her to the hottest party places around.
16. She never sleeps home during weekends and god knows where she sleeps.
17. A taxi drops her off near her house and she tells you it was delivery.
18. She does not mind having sex with you anywhere.

19. ‘’Nka mo dira ‘’is her favourite house track by Nutty Nyc.

CAREFUL WHO YOU DATE!!!

S.K
02 Mar 2011 15:22

hahahahahaha, @Tshepiso. I know the ONION one, LMAO

yogi
02 Mar 2011 15:27

Ha ha ha ha salary #3 yeyam ke leyo

S.K
02 Mar 2011 15:28

*DEAD* Tshepiso....Sgidlava!!!!!! hahahahahaha

tshepiso
02 Mar 2011 15:34

Mine is number 4

bomyy
02 Mar 2011 15:38

Onion is what i got this month *crying*
Good afternoon bloggers

Vandimerwe
02 Mar 2011 15:38

mine is number 1...........

chiwanza
02 Mar 2011 15:44

@tsepiso 4

tshepiso
02 Mar 2011 15:46

SURE MALOME WA ko Pheli
MALOME THABO bathong!

Thabo's nephew passed away, on the funeral day, he makes the Following

speech:

Bagaetsho, re tlile fa today go tlo pata mochana wa ka, Charles wa Doctor who studied in the U.S.A. who is married to an Attorney who studied in Britain and had a daughter who models with Tira Banks ko U.S.A.

On Monday, I got a call on my Nokia, ena ya touch screen, le navigator, thermometer bjalobjalo; la di bona mos, jah, Anjwetsa hore noh, mochana o thotse accidente . Ha ke sheba
Rolex ya ka,ela ya R17500 special, ka thola hore man! its still early, about 6H00. Then I called my wife, o na nkile BMW X5 a ile PE ka yona the previous day, luckily o na sa fitlhile, so she booked a business class ticket plane back. Then ra nka Jaguar, ra yo bona hore ho etsahetseng.

Ha re fitlha, ra thola hore noh, BMW 760li e wele. And so started the funeral arrangements. Re sokotse man ho thola coffin, I made a lot of calls,but to no avail. Ne re batla coffin ya at least R150 000. I was about to give up, ke re I'll just postpone the funeral, ha ke thola a call from Germany, this guy a re he's got a coffin for me for just R300 000, Free delivery. I was so relieved.

Anyway, re tlo etsa so, those of you ba se nang transport, di-Mercedes Vito tsa ka tse eleven di available. Ha re boa mabitleng, ho na le set up ya di fork and knife tables, just allocate yourselves. Le tla thola di-menu, eat and drink as much as you like from the expensive Rented mobile bar.

And ha le tsamaya good people, those of you ba ba tswang bo North West you'll see just ha le kena ka highway, go na le di- filling stations tse about four, le tlatseng your tanks tsa lona there. Lona ba le tswang bo Free State And KZN, you'll see ha le kena ka N3, ho na le Shell garage, do likewise.

Those of you ba ba senang transport, di Mercedes Vito tsa ka di tla le isa gae. And don't forget to take some refreshments for your long trips from the expensive rented mobile bar. Bao bao ba sa nwego like ma ZCC keba diretse special. Ba tlaja voroso esina kolobe, di sandwiches tsago fapafana, batlanwa di 100% orange juices, guava juice, peach juice, granadilla juice, pine apple juice le bo appletizer and so on.
Ke nyaka go apologiser go bao ba tlwaetseng dijo tse chipileng gore ga diteng, gotshwana lebo di binne goede, di khabishi. Gore pila pila ne ke sena nako ya tsona.

I shall thank you.

bomyy
02 Mar 2011 15:56

that is a funeral speech from the movies!! Moruti watsotsi must come and copy, lol!

ntoko
02 Mar 2011 15:58

Oh my bayachoma neh????

tshepiso
02 Mar 2011 16:08

Good nite Bloggers, think about this one, TRUE NEH!

Sorry ladies, I just had to share this. :-)

BEER VS. KUKU . . .

. Beer is always wet. KUKU needs a little work.

-One point to BEER

2. Warm beer tastes awful.

- One point to KUKU

3. A really cold beer is satisfying.

- One point to BEER

4. If after taking a swig of your favorite beer you find a hair between

Your teeth, you may vomit.

- One point to KUKU

5. Ten beers in one night and you cannot drive home. Ten KUKUS in one,

Night and you do not want to drive anywhere.

- One point to KUKU

6. If you have a lot of beer in a public place, your reputation may

Suffer.

If you eat any KUKU in public, you become a legend.

- One point to KUKU

7. If a cop stops you and you smell of beer you may get arrested. If you

smell of KUKU he may buy you a beer.

- One point to KUKU

8. You normally do not find old beer.

- One point to BEER

9. Too much beer and you will think you see flying saucers.

Too much KUKU and you will think you have seen God.

One point to KUKU

10. In most countries there is a tax on beer.

- One point to KUKU

11. If you have another beer the first one never gets pissed off

- One point to BEER

12. You can always be sure if you are the first one to open a bottle or

Can.

- One point to BEER

13. If you shake up a beer it will get all agitated but it eventually

Settles down.

- One point to BEER

14. You always know how much beer is going to cost

- One point to BEER

15. Beer does not have a mother

- One point to BEER

16. Beer never expects to be hugged for half an hour after you drink it

-One point to BEER

17. Aint nothing like kuku on earth though

FINAL SCORE:

BEER : 8

KUKU : 7

That's it! The matter is settled, the clear winner is: BEER

PS: If you are a woman and at this point feel angry, degraded or

Discriminated against, just remember that Beer would experience none of

Those feelings, let alone express them. - An extra point for BEER

The ladies wonder why guys LOVE beer so much.

S.K
02 Mar 2011 16:12

I know Ntoko hey!!!

bomyy
02 Mar 2011 16:13

@tshepiso, you and beer all the time might mean you are lonely, but if u are a thinking man and compromise between these two you might be a happy man!

tshepiso
02 Mar 2011 16:15

Hello Thabang

I received your sms on Saturday. You must have guts to tell me gore kuku ya ka ya nkga. Then why are you after me if kea nkga. Listen here young
brother! I think it is very much better for the one that stinks than the one that will never even satisfy a virgin. Mine can be washed and smells
nice again, with you my brother, you have to go and do some extensions to that boring, unsatisfying chips of yours. Have you ever asked yourself why
you don't have a girlfriend? I guess so. The reason is because you are just a waste of time. I have never come across a peni$ that cannot even fit in
a condom. You are running after me as if you have something to give to me. Do you think I still want to waste more time with you? I don't think so. I
rather use my finger to satisfy myself than to long for something that is next to me but can't do anything with. My finger can do a better job
than that no use thing of yours. Sis man, you must seek advises from your buddies, and get that thing enlarged or you gonna spend the rest of your
life changing girlfriends like underwears because no one will ever stand for that joke.

Be a man and switch on your phone, bastard!!!

What an sms!!!

bomyy
02 Mar 2011 16:20

18SN some of us are under age, yho

Lovable
02 Mar 2011 16:39

PG is advised......tjo tjo!! ke dithata

charmagal
03 Mar 2011 08:41

lmao @ lovable, theteh

mrng mabloggerz amahle

nginithanda nonke

tshepiso
03 Mar 2011 08:43

18SN some of us are under age, yho<<<<<<< Sorry, Please do me a favour DELETE everything from Tshepisowithout reading it.

S.K
03 Mar 2011 08:55

TjoTjo!!!! I was so shocked that this chick actually have guts to tell him on the fone or face to face. hahahahah, classic!!!!

bomyy
03 Mar 2011 09:25

Morning bloggers, just when i was just thinking about my nothings this morning, this crossed my mind:
mmm just realized the advantage of women peeing sitting down, in our bathrooms there are no urinals, so a person can not be sure u r doing number 2 as u r in there. As a guy if u r in the toilet and not the urinal then who ever is watching knows what u r getting up to!

Teady
03 Mar 2011 09:28

LOL BOMYY KWAAAAA!!
That's so true hey

S.K
03 Mar 2011 09:31

Hhehehehehe, BOMYY

bomyy
03 Mar 2011 09:51

a Quick quiz

Are you in the 2% or 98% of the population? 98% of people taking this quick quiz arrive at the same answer... very weird?!
Please follow the instructions below carefully. Go through each step first before pressing the below button, or you'll only ruin everything!
• Think of a number between 1 and 10.
• Multiply the number by 9.
• Add the digits of your result.
• Subtract 5 from your new number.
• Find the letter that corresponds to your number, if 1 = A, 2 = B, 3 = C, etc.
• Think of a country that begins with your letter.
• Write down the name of that country.
• Think of an animal beginning with the second letter of your country.
• Think of the color of that animal.
• Write down the animal and its color.
• Think of an animal that begins with the last letter of your country.
• Think of a fruit that begins with the last letter of this second animal.
• Write down the fruit and the animal.

now scrol down for th results

Sadly, Denmark is an unlikely place to find gray elephants and orange kangaroos!

OlothandoD
03 Mar 2011 11:18

@bomyy, How did you do that!

OlothandoD
03 Mar 2011 11:22

@bomyy,

Now I discovered the trick, the number anyone can think of between 1 and 10 multiplied by nine and add the digits will all give you 9.

No longer wierd to me! lol

OlothandoD
03 Mar 2011 11:32

@bomyy, what if someone has thought of the animal KUDU and the fruit UGLI, when answering these two questions
Think of an animal that begins with the last letter of your country.
• Think of a fruit that begins with the last letter of this second animal.

bomyy
03 Mar 2011 11:35

er this thing has been carefully thought according to the way a human brain operates, that is why those answers come up, and it also depends where you are from! people from other continents have different answers wen it comes to the animals and countries

charmagal
03 Mar 2011 12:01

my answer is totally diff frm yoz

Teady
03 Mar 2011 12:11

i had another country and diff fruit
m too different from the rest...lol

Thethe
03 Mar 2011 12:11

Lunchtime is Lunchtime

The office phone rings, one of the employees picks up and says:
"What kind of an idiot is it that dares to phone me in the middle of my lunch break?!?"
The caller shouts back:
"Do you have any idea whom you are talking to...? I am the CEO of this company!"
The employee replies:
"Do you have any idea whom YOU are talking to?"
Perplexed the CEO mumbles: "NO!!!"
The employee heaves a sigh of relieve and says:
"Thank goodness for that!!" and hangs up.

vinc
03 Mar 2011 12:11

Khethiwe trying to buy Khaphela with shares zaseSqalo, mnxim

Why let Dumi get excited all for nothing and Dumi was right after everything Khapela did to Khethiwe. Stop giving man wrong signals, you dont love Khaps but you choose to give him the shares rather than Dumi. I hope he takes the shares and still hate you.

We are now sharing jokes on Gen blog, warnings to Mfundi & crew