Generations Teasers - February 2011 | Generations Teasers

lorrai
28 Jan 2011 05:40

Ha im no1,now le'mme read.

jkay
28 Jan 2011 05:42

beginners luck m new and i get 2 be numba 2 yeah nw let mi read

Msjackson
28 Jan 2011 06:05

Wow boring as ever mmx

PEGIE
28 Jan 2011 06:18

No.4 nw i cn read

S.K
28 Jan 2011 07:05

Yey m 5th

S.K
28 Jan 2011 07:13

Yoh hayi, for me its quite interesting. Its about time Dineo and Paul's relationship gets shaken up!!!!!! Let's just wait and see.

Msjackson
28 Jan 2011 07:21

Paul nd dinnys relationshp its boring kantsi when is paul leaving gens cnt take this nonsense anymore

ice princess
28 Jan 2011 07:26

Top 10 :-)

LaPam
28 Jan 2011 07:40

When did you guys wake up.......am in top something i know... morning guys

Tambudzai
28 Jan 2011 07:43

Yes morning for the first time am in top 20 it will be a great year for me, love you all my Gen Fam

ownah m p
28 Jan 2011 07:45

finally....... i will read later.

sexy d
28 Jan 2011 08:01

yippee no 12 wow let me go and read

MsKim
28 Jan 2011 08:15

goodmorning ladies and gentlemen. hope u all had a wonderful sleep......
let me read.

gugulethu72
28 Jan 2011 08:18

yippeeeeeeee im number 13, now let me read

Teady
28 Jan 2011 08:21

mncm i'm very late, wanted to be in top ten!
morning my lovies!!!
let me read

Strolicious
28 Jan 2011 08:21

*yawn*

gugulethu72
28 Jan 2011 08:25

I'm soooo loving Dinewhore and Paulie's story line, i never was for the relationship anyway so whatever hurt she is going to encounter, sweet music to my ears...

MsKim
28 Jan 2011 08:27

shame Poli is really dying, thats sad. who's selling they Siqalo share? is it Khaphela?? then Dumisane will buy?? seems Khaphela won't be seeing his wifey anytime soon, do they still phone eachother i wonder

MsKim
28 Jan 2011 08:31

Turns out Linda does mix business and pleasure after all ...
Kenny will be over Dinny soon and this is wen she'll need a mashaba' shoulder to cry on, wonder who the next victim will be coz no mo mashabaz. hope this Capitec chic sticks arnd long enough n keeps keni busy.

Rabu
28 Jan 2011 08:36

Morning Malovies

What happened? Generation teasers came a bit early this month but that's great for a change

S.K
28 Jan 2011 08:46

OMG!!!!! Hey Rabu. *Jumping up and down*
How are u doing? R u blogging on the fone love?

Bigtime
28 Jan 2011 08:48

Watz up wit Pauli? Wateva he's doing 2 Dini, she deserves it. I neva lykd her/their rlshp.

Answers
28 Jan 2011 08:53

So paul is finally going down to Durban for his business. He has been very boring lately. The dineo character has changed a lot and in the process lost its value. since the introduction of Mam Ruby, Dineo has been presented to us as a sweet sixteen who derseves to have a mother. They dress her like a teenager or should I say a girl in her adolesent stage? She is no longer attractive. That big head on a tiny body is there for everyone to see.

SO Khethiwe is going to sell her shares to Dumisani, and continue to be crazy for one more month. Eish, some characters. She will miss the good old times when she used to have one or two line where she just says: "yebo sbari"

Rethabile is back, good for her career. She is a good actor that one.

Msjackson
28 Jan 2011 08:55

Paul must die soon to see how slut dinny will cope without a men. Ntombi watch out pauls dying and dinny will be crying none stop at da office nd she will seduce sbura nd shes gud at dat believe me

ntoko
28 Jan 2011 08:57

morning early birds ok let me read

Vandimerwe
28 Jan 2011 09:00

eish

Hosh
28 Jan 2011 09:06

Yippi, @ last thx tvsa, let me raed

vinc
28 Jan 2011 09:16

HA ha ...fireworks when Dumi and Khaphela become partners, i guess no what Khaphela wanted, good going there Khethi

If Paul dies, then Dinny will go straight to Sbuda and cry crocodile tears, Ntombi i wonder where you are sis, Jezebel is about to strike...i dont think she will want to go back to Kenny but you may never tell with Dinee

Ok now please reveal Dineo's father, may be she will stop chasing after man, you know this excuse that we always get from the soapies, that someone becomes a whore because they didnt have a father figure when they were growing up.

Ok now, with Zamani gone and also Ajax, Paulie to follow..... Who are they going to get, i dont like the new additions, they dont do it for me.. The new additions are Nic, Katja and that Matthew..

Queen, i thought you feel bad about kissing the boy, but when you see him its a different story, you start making bedroom eyes.

BigMama
28 Jan 2011 09:20

Top 30 Yipeeeeeeeeeeeee

liya2010
28 Jan 2011 09:48

morning beautiful peeps im top what what....now le mme read

Mrs Chix
28 Jan 2011 10:06

How come I'm never first........Not fair.

OutofOrder
28 Jan 2011 10:15

HEY BO LOVIESSSS!!!! was away for a moment, (study leave) and yeah i broke some legs LOLest, am back now. Once i get those results, am up for a new position or i leave........ (((((hides))))))

Msuthukazi
28 Jan 2011 10:29

Hi beautiful people!

guyz, did the doctor tell Paullie what couses the pain?

so, all in all, Paul an Dennie are not gonna get married, is that so?

Msjackson
28 Jan 2011 10:32

I thnk so msuthukazi nd dumi nd khethis relationshp is toxic its not ayoba

gugulethu72
28 Jan 2011 10:36

@Msuthukazi no marriage love...and i like it that way...i never liked the relationship from the very start

S.K
28 Jan 2011 11:04

Hey guys, I think Dineo is gonna try to win Kenneth back. He's gonna be Dinny's shoulder to cry on but it will too late!!!!!

ownah m p
28 Jan 2011 11:36

these is hot is just that they are mysterias @ vinc dinny and sbuda ha ha ha!!!!.. matt is goin to make shaz miscarry ka stress se a se mofang.....paul oooh am sorry for you my love......jason, senzo and their sarff hey am confused

charmagal
28 Jan 2011 11:37

i yo hhai mabloggerz niyashesha atleast am on top20

shero
28 Jan 2011 12:15

suffer is good for Dinny,i wil be happy seeing her crying and noone to cry to,mmmmmmmmhhhhhhhhhhhhh,hahahahahahahahahahah,she deserves it big time

Boring but

Msjackson
28 Jan 2011 13:13

I thnk we will have a love triangle wats it wit kartja i dnt see her role in gens its like shes after jason ubika loku why dnt she sort out nic herself instead of running to da big boss watch out senzo u hate nick 4 nothing bru check da blonde gal.

S.K
28 Jan 2011 13:39

@MsJackson, I also think Katja is after Jason and so is Nich. Senzo will just faint.

Msjackson
28 Jan 2011 14:03

@ s.k nick dat one is power hungry, he wants to impress da bosses and get jasons position then jason ass will be a bonus.... Lmao dinny and pauls wedding will be a funeral pauls going eight feet under

SWEETNESSES
28 Jan 2011 14:20

Ayoba top 50!!! that's nt bad at all

ownah m p
28 Jan 2011 14:29

@Msjackson yaa monate o tla fetoga botlhoko(happiness will turn out o be pain and sorrow.

S.K
28 Jan 2011 14:32

No man, they shouldn't make Paul's exit death. That really sucks.

kgetsiyaletsela
28 Jan 2011 14:43

Serves Dinny right! She hurt Kari so it's her turn...Khethi is slowly turning into a criminal

slb
28 Jan 2011 14:53

Hi guys,interestin stuff..lo aitse i rely on you guys 2 understand the teasers as i dont usually do.thanx a lot.love u all...

ntoko
28 Jan 2011 15:08

While creating Husbands, God promised Women that good and ideal Husbands would be found in all corners of the world.

And then He made the earth round. kwakwakwakwakwakwakwa

sexy d
28 Jan 2011 15:11

The lst tym we saw a wedding it was ka Sbu le Ntombi since then its been death come on Mfuthi we need 2 see another wedding soon if there aint any couple u can tie de knot try senzo n jason coz hey gay marriages are allowed akere. bye guys am out of this place have a super weekend till we blog again on monday..

zdwesha
28 Jan 2011 15:23

booooooooooooooooooooooooooorig

Msjackson
28 Jan 2011 15:32

Sex d i dd saw Tau nd karabos wedding it was beautiful in case u ddnt see it so darling it was not ntombi and sbura only

Mokema
28 Jan 2011 15:54

Have a lekker weekend

MaNgwenya
28 Jan 2011 16:06

Is Paul leaving generations??? wat is Nich up to???

slb
28 Jan 2011 16:12

Subject: FW: Men are not romantic-finish & klaar!!

Joyce: Jimmy babe, now that we are engaged, I think we should start
calling each other pet names, sweet names.

James: (uninterested) alright babe. So what do you wanna call me?

Joyce: I think I will call you tiger

James: Why tiger babe?
Joyce: (sexy tone) because you're charming, handsome, smart and
calculating. And you Jimmy babe, what do you wanna call me?

James (still uninterested): I think I will call you zebra

Joyce: (smiling and kissing his cheek) ooh that sweet, why would you
call me that?

James: because of your stretch-marks!!!!!!!!

ownah m p
28 Jan 2011 16:13

bye guys have a lovely wikend.
@ntoko he hehe ijo an out.

Teady
28 Jan 2011 16:20

@ slb kwa kwa kwa poor Joyce
@ ntoko very true gal, so we will never find them hey!

Msjackson
28 Jan 2011 16:30

But i ready somewhere that they wont kill pauls character jc like karabo in case they want to come back i guess they changed their mind. Or he will leave even though hes sick that doesnt mean he will die and get burried.

zam.ngcobo
28 Jan 2011 16:44

Finally little Dinny gets what she deserves, Ntombi you better come back if you know what's good for your marriage little Dinny is on the way to destroy. This month sounds interesting phela January was a bore with Ajax and his ugly looking nurse !!!!

Nicegal
28 Jan 2011 17:11

Khaphela must get a lyf, he must stp hurting khethiwe coz nothin is going 2 bring his baby back, he jst hv 2 move on wit his lyf or join sara in kzn.

beautybrain
28 Jan 2011 19:51

lolest @zam.ngcobo i agr3 hle,dat nurse is ugly wt dat loose hanging uni4m. I dnt c wat is katja n nic doing,dey bore me 2da bone. Im redi 2c kenny's romantc side.

Msjackson
28 Jan 2011 20:46

Well i thnk we must say nicks a SPY hes character is going somewhere. Thank God ajax is gone nd paul, dat nurse, khethiwe, kartja must follow not 2 4get khaphela.

italian kisser
30 Jan 2011 08:33

U knw wht guys wht i thnk iz dat mattwe must get a life,hes a grown up nw

italian kisser
30 Jan 2011 08:33

U knw wht guys wht i thnk iz dat mattwe must get a life,hes a grown up nw

italian kisser
30 Jan 2011 08:34

U knw wht guys wht i thnk iz dat mattwe must get a life,hes a grown up nw

italian kisser
30 Jan 2011 08:34

U knw wht guys wht i thnk iz dat mattwe must get a life,hes a grown up nw

Msjackson
30 Jan 2011 15:36

I dnt know wats wrong wit gens they are busy bringing spoil brats 1st it was nicholas nd now is queens toyboy matthew aikhona

Nsovolution
30 Jan 2011 15:59

Hey ma bloggers.gen contiunes 2b da most boring soapie

S.K
31 Jan 2011 07:56

Morning y'all

Yoh guys I feel so incomplete yet i feel hot today!!! lol, Good on the outside but horrible on the inside!!!!!!!
B2G
Gen is gonna be hot, just wait and see. I choose to e positive!!!!!

gugulethu72
31 Jan 2011 08:01

@Nsovolution - why can't you just make a graceful exit if Generations is the mos boring soapie, don't send out bad vibes here, we are ok!!!!!

gugulethu72
31 Jan 2011 08:02

@Nsovolution - why can't you just make a graceful exit if Generations is the mos boring soapie, don't send out bad vibes here, we are ok!!!!!

S.K
31 Jan 2011 08:09

Thank u Gugulethu72.
@ntoko, i still believe there are good men out there, we just haven't met them yet.

ownah m p
31 Jan 2011 08:17

hey hey!!!!! ajex is finaly gone.

S.K
31 Jan 2011 08:18

Yeah and that's music to my ears!!!!!!!

sexy d
31 Jan 2011 08:19

morning all

S.K
31 Jan 2011 08:40

Hey sexy d !!!!!!!!

lamisto
31 Jan 2011 09:09

February..think its goin to be sooo..exciting..

Msjackson
31 Jan 2011 09:19

Cnt wait to c kenny dating its abt time

ntoko
31 Jan 2011 09:33

Guys i reali dnt understand you'll Generations is ok there is nothing wrong with it i like the fact that its more like Muvhango the entire family can watch they not showing funny things that u can't watch infront of ur parents and kids
What is the Hot soapy???? i was too young to understand but frm the tym i started watching BB I realised that we only learned about sleeping with different men frm generations to generations,cheating,jealousy,and selfishness is that what we want ???? are we critizing the soapy simply because they not showing naked ppl or sex come on guys lets give Bra Mfundi the chance plz i will never stop watching Gene call it what ever name u like but at the end of the day youll always watch.

MAGNET2DISASTER
31 Jan 2011 09:33

HI

ownah m p
31 Jan 2011 09:37

i cant wait to see what will shock kenny.... i gues he will feel like a baboon after all.

Mokema
31 Jan 2011 09:59

Hope you had a lekker weekend, go jelwe batho.

Msjackson
31 Jan 2011 10:17

I wnder when khethi wil stop being crazy

ownah m p
31 Jan 2011 11:16

A joke will be nice.

S.K
31 Jan 2011 12:16

Thank u M2D galfriend........

ntoko
31 Jan 2011 13:01

Wife was sure that her husband was cheating on her with the maid so she
laid a trap

One evening she suddenly sent the maid home for the weekend & didn't
tell the husband,
That night when they went to bed the husband gave the old story: Excuse
me my dear, my stomach, & went to the bathroom
The wife promptly went into the maid's bed.
She switched the lights off.

When in he came silently, He wasted no time or words but quickly got on
top of her...
When he finished & still panting, the wife said: You didn't expect to
find me in this bed, did you? & switched on the light...

No madam, Said the gardener

sexy d
31 Jan 2011 13:06

SPAGHETTI

For several years, a man was having an affair with an
Italian woman. One night, she confided in him that she was pregnant.
Not wanting to ruin His reputation or his marriage, He paid her a large
sum of money if she would go to Italy to secretly have the child.
If she stayed in Italy to raise the child, he would also provide child
support until the child turned 18.

She agreed, but asked how he would know when the baby was born.

To keep it discrete, he told her to simply mail him a post card, and
write 'Spaghetti' on the back. He would then arrange for the child
support payments to begin.

One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his confused wife.
'Honey, 'she said, 'You received a very strange post card today.'
'Oh, just give it to me and I'll explain it later,' he said. The wife
obeyed and watched as her husband read the card, turned white,
and fainted.

On the card was written:

'Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti.

Three with meatballs, two without.

Send extra sauce.

Lex
31 Jan 2011 14:02

I dont know why they dont alter that nurse's uniform so that it fits her perfectly!

S.K
31 Jan 2011 14:06

LMOA @ntoko and sexy d!!!!!!!!!

S.K
31 Jan 2011 14:10

Sipho went up to this girl and tried to charm her by saying,

Sipho: "Hi, I was gonna tell u a joke about my penis bu it's too long."
Girl : "Oh what a coincidence, I was going to tell u a joke about my vagina, but u'll never get it"

ownah m p
31 Jan 2011 14:31

he he he!!!! thats good.....

MsKim
31 Jan 2011 14:38

bwahaha @ntoko nice one.

so she slept with the gardener, if they both liked it i'm sure they'd be 2nd o 3rd time.

MAGNET2DISASTER
31 Jan 2011 14:41

s.k!kwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa,it must be a pretty deep v******

S.K
31 Jan 2011 15:04

M2D!! He thinks he's the clever one but the girl is clever too. LMAO....This made my day!!!!!!! hahahahaha

Thethe
31 Jan 2011 15:11

This year we will experience 4 unusual dates....

1/1/11......1/11/11.....11/1/11..........11/11/11

NOW go figure this out.... Take the last 2 digits of the year you were
born,

plus the age you will be on your birthday this year,

and it WILL EQUAL TO 111... if you were born before the year 2000

It worked for me..

Weird!!!!!!!!

S.K
31 Jan 2011 15:51

hahahaha, yeah!!!!!!!

ownah m p
31 Jan 2011 16:04

@Thethe cleaver neh..sheeeee nice one i like it.

Condomm
31 Jan 2011 16:26

there is a joke i'm missing. about the job vacancy and you have to stand in a line which starts from Cape Town to Pretoria or something.

S.K
31 Jan 2011 16:37

@condomm, What about it?

S.K
31 Jan 2011 16:40

And if it was 2010, it was gonna give u 110 and so on.
Good one

lizziemalecha
31 Jan 2011 17:56

IM soooooooooooooooooooo mad at Mfundi.....y is he doin this to poor Dinny??huz she gonna date now?????I knw she hsnt been miss goody goody over the yrs,but she deserves to be happy after wat kenny put her through...Yea she stole paul 4rm karabo bt paul and karabo's rltnshp soured the moment she lft 4 india,so z nt entirely her fault!I rily thot she was gonna marry paul nd live happily evr after,since she ddn hv a gtreat childhood nt 4getting her horrible marriage to u know who...

Msjackson
31 Jan 2011 19:23

Lizzie dnt worry abt dinny she will find another man she always does lest hope its not dlomo coz ntombi will kill her wen she comes back dat slut deserve wats cuming to her. Maybe paul had a loved son out there she will find him and date him since shes after the mashabas lol dis is funny.

MAGNET2DISASTER
01 Feb 2011 07:11

MORNING

ownah m p
01 Feb 2011 07:43

hey hey!!!

ownah m p
01 Feb 2011 07:49

i think we should not worry that much about dinny paul is not the only one in mashaba family so there is still mazzie, kenny and maybe there is their other lost bro she has a choice....let the bitch taste it!!!!!!

charmagal
01 Feb 2011 08:16

Mrng mabloggerzz amahle

Msjackson
01 Feb 2011 08:19

What hapnd on gens last nyt?

S.K
01 Feb 2011 08:29

Morning people

An brief update, i missed the first part
Queen went to Dinny's office to get her opinion about this guy she kissed. She told her about how young the dude is. Dineo said its fine as long as they share the same hobbies and things. Hehehe, she said to Dinny, "If u did it, i can also do it", Dinny said what do u mean?, in Queens voice, "Darling u moved from the son to the olde brother, back to the son and now the younger brother". Classic!

Paul was in the office and Dinny called to ask if he was working late. He said yes and Dinny wasn't impressed. After that he got a call from Dr Seseane, that she got his results and she must come in today. It sounded serious coz she even said he can come in anytime, the receptionist will squeeze him in.

Khethiwe tried to call Sara so she can take Khapela off her back. Well obviously she wasn't gonna tell her that. She tried to call her with her fone and also with Patricias fone but Sarah didn't wanna speak to her. When Khethiwe told Rithabile about it, Rethabile made her see how bitchy, selfish, stupid and insensitive she's been acting. She aksed her if its not enough to break their marriage, now she wanna use Sarah to get Khaps off her back, she has caused enough pain for them so she must just let them live their own lives in peace.

Rethabile then went to see Khaps, she was worried about him. She told him to try and deal with this loss. She also said he's the person most people look up to and the way he has been lately is really not good. Think Khaphela listened.

Nich has called some company and set a meeting or something, was busy that time so i couldnt get what he did exactly but Jason, Sbuda and Dumi were arguing on whether to act on this or not. I think Nich wasn't suppose to do that. OK, my fellow bloggers will help me on this. lol

I forgot some stuff, eish!!!!

ntoko
01 Feb 2011 08:36

1)Q: Who is a gynecologist?
A: He is the only fool on the earth who looks for problems in a place where others find pleasure!

2)Q: What's the difference between a cricketer and a condom?
A: The cricketer drops the catch, and the condom catches the drop

3)Q: What is the difference between riding a bicycle and riding a woman?
A: To ride a bicycle you position your ass and then move your legs.
To ride a woman you position your legs and then move your ass

4)Q: What three things are common between the sun and a woman’s underwear?
A: Both are hot, both look better while going down and both disappear at night.

5)Q: Why do men ask for a woman's hand in marriage?
A: Because they are tired of using their own

6)Q: What's common between men and video?
A: Both go backward... Forward..backward...forward... Stop and eject

S.K
01 Feb 2011 08:46

Someone is in the mood today. Go Ntoko, Go Ntoko!!!!!!! hahahaha

sexy d
01 Feb 2011 08:46

morning all

@S.K nich approached a company that senzo is preparing an presentation for so that new horizon can also pitch.Sbu, jason and dumi were arguing saying nich is a junior he should approach client bcos they wil look lyk they are desperate but in de end they agreed to meet with that company..

bezu
01 Feb 2011 08:56

@all, morning lovely ppl its been a long time since I've blogged - I missed u all like crazy..

@ s.k thanks for the update sista- i missed gen last night, so it looks like Dinny and Paul's relationship is being tested!!! I wonder if it will survive but then its been a long time coming...for those of u who Ajax Dead/gone - ur wish came true!!!

S.K
01 Feb 2011 09:08

Thanks sexy.

Oh yes, also, Kenny, Senzo and Naomi I Think, lol had a meeting. Didnt go well I think the lady said they not well prepared or something, LOL, this is not good. Anywy, she suggested they continue over dinner. Kenny told Senzo he doesnt want him there.
Turns out Linda does mix business and pleasure after all ... Yes, that exactly what happened yesterday, Rules were meant to be broken, Kenny said. So they gonna do the boinking!!!!!! Wasala Dinny!!!!!!!!!

zam.ngcobo
01 Feb 2011 09:09

Lol I love the way Queen said to Dineo , you went to the son from the son to the father from the father to the son again and now the brother lmao ........

MAGNET2DISASTER
01 Feb 2011 09:18

@S.K LINDA IS THE INTERIOR DESIGNER,THT BIT**H FROM LASTNITE IS CALLED LINDA

MAGNET2DISASTER
01 Feb 2011 09:18

I MEANT NAOMI

MsKim
01 Feb 2011 09:25

thanks SK for the update. Kenny the Charmer who wld hav thot.

S.K
01 Feb 2011 09:26

OH ma bad, but even that Naomi chick, i think she wants a lil bit of Kenny's ass.

baby gal1
01 Feb 2011 10:21

morning mabloggers please can someone help me i just forgot my 6111 security code i was not using it 4 two yrs, but now i want to use it the problem is i cant remember the code. if someone can HELP PLEASE I WILL APPRECIATE IT PLS GUYS

Condomm
01 Feb 2011 10:23

i laughed when kenny brushed off senzo about making arrangements of having dinner with the lady. It was like he said "Back off boy, this part does not concern you"

S.K
01 Feb 2011 10:55

@Condomm, that's Kenny for u. lol

MsWhite
01 Feb 2011 11:14

boring as ever.............

ownah m p
01 Feb 2011 12:07

@S.K ooh you are always watching over us hey.... kenny's ass.. oooh my my!!!
@ntoko ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!!

Theoza
01 Feb 2011 13:38

Ntoko, Ntoko, Ntoko...WOW!!!!!!!those differences...laugh isishwapha sami off...kwakwakwakwa.................

I wish Dinny can cry on Sbusiso's shoulder and he be her knight in shinning amour and see if Ntombi will say "uyitholile indoda yakho" as she said when she started dating Paul when Karabo was still around.

Msuthukazi
01 Feb 2011 14:01

hi good people!

Condomm
01 Feb 2011 14:26

Where are the good people who are used to sharing nice jokes? m longing for a laugh!

ntoko
01 Feb 2011 14:46

A man buys a lie detector robot which slaps people who lie.
He decides 2 test it at dinner one night.

DAD: Son, where were you today during school hours?
SON: At School.
Robot slaps son!
SON: Ok, I lied, I went to the movies.
DAD: Which one?
SON: Toy Story.
Robot slaps son again!
SON: Ok, it was porn.
DAD: ...What?! When I was your age, I didn't even know what porn was.
Robot slaps Dad!
MOM: forgive him dear, after all he is your son.
Robot slaps mom.

ownah m p
01 Feb 2011 14:48

@Condomm thats right man... come on guyz give us a joke!!!!!!!!!!

ownah m p
01 Feb 2011 14:51

@ntoko ha ha ha ha ha ha ha kwakwa the poor is been cheated. ooooh my!!!!!!!!!

S.K
01 Feb 2011 15:36

@ntoko, U just killed me. hahahahahahahahaha

Theoza
01 Feb 2011 15:40

SNAP! that is a family of liars

S.K
01 Feb 2011 15:47

The not necessarily well-prepared student sat in his life science classroom staring at a question on the final exam paper. The question directed: "Give four advantages of breast milk." What to write? He sighed, and began to scribble whatever came into his head, hoping for the best:

1. No need to boil.
2. Cats can't steal it.
3. Available whenever necessary.

So far so good - maybe. But the exam demanded a four-part answer. Again, what to write? Once more, he sighed. He frowned. He scowled, then sighed again. But suddenly, he brightened. He grabbed his pen, and triumphantly, he scribbled his definitive answer:

4. Available in attractive containers

Mokema
01 Feb 2011 15:57

Guys where do you get your jokes, very funny

ntoko
01 Feb 2011 15:59

Good one Sk especially no 4. hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

ownah m p
01 Feb 2011 16:14

ha ha ha ha ha!!! am out!!

S.K
01 Feb 2011 16:43

Hahahahahahahaha, aowa Taz!!!!!!!! Pussy La Aids????? tjo!!!!

S.K
02 Feb 2011 07:36

Morning bloggers

Eish, m not very energetic today. Hope u all doing well.

ownah m p
02 Feb 2011 07:41

morning my bro n sis.

Teady
02 Feb 2011 08:12

morning people!
@ SK you'll be okey gal, i'll send you a red bull

Msuthukazi
02 Feb 2011 08:20

morning to you too!

im so tired this morning, cudnt sleep last nite!

have a nice day!

sexy d
02 Feb 2011 08:22

morning all

@S.K drink redbull it will help..

bezu
02 Feb 2011 08:26

morning lovely ppl,
at last Kenny got some action after a long time!!!!! i really feel for Paul!!!!!!!!

here is something for those longing for some laughter!

The Day the Penis asked for a Raise

I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:

I do physical labour.

I work at great depths.

I plunge headfirst into everything I do.

I do not get weekends or public holidays off.

I work in a damp environment.

I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation.

I work in high temperatures.

My work exposes me to contagious diseases.

Sincerely,

P. Niss

The Response

Dear Penis:

After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have
raised, the administration rejects your request for the following
reasons:

You do not work 8 hours straight.

You fall asleep after brief work periods.

You do not always follow the orders of the management team. You do
not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting other
locations.

You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in
order to start working.

You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift.

You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing
the

Correct protective clothing.

You will retire well before you are 65.

You are unable to work double shifts.

You sometimes leave your designated work area before you have completed
the assigned task..

And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly entering and
exiting the workplace carrying two suspicious-looking bags.

Sincerely,
V. Gina

bezu
02 Feb 2011 08:30

@Taz- u've just made my day!!!hahahahahahahhhh

ownah m p
02 Feb 2011 08:34

@bezu ha ha ha you have just made my day goog one he he he!!

bezu
02 Feb 2011 08:41

guys pls help me out here! last week I didn't get to watch gen so I'm a bit lost --what is wrong with paul -waht is he dying from?

A LADY WALKS INTO A JEWELLERY STORE .. SHE LOOKS AROUND, SPOTS A BEAUTIFUL DIAMOND BRACELET AND WALKS OVER TO INSPECT IT...
AS SHE BENDS OVER TO LOOK MORE CLOSELY, SHE UNEXPECTEDLY FA RTS... VERY EMBARRASSED, SHE LOOKS AROUND NERVOUSLY TO SEE IF ANYONE NOTICED
HER LITTLE WOOPS AND PRAYS THAT A SALESPERSON WAS NOT ANYWHERE NEAR...
AS SHE TURNS AROUND, HER WORST NIGHTMARE MATERIALIZES IN THE FORM OF A SALESMAN STANDING RIGHT BEHIND HER...
GOOD LOOKING AS WELL .. COOL AS A CUCUMBER, HE DISPLAYS ALL OF THE QUALITIES ONE WOULD EXPECT OF A PROFESSIONAL IN A STORE LIKE TIFFANY'S...
HE POLITELY GREETS THE LADY WITH, 'GOOD DAY, MADAM .. HOW MAY WE HELP YOU TODAY???
BLUSHING AND UNCOMFORTABLE, BUT STILL HOPING THAT THE SALESMAN SOMEHOW
MISSED HER LITTLE 'INCIDENT', SHE ASKS, 'SIR, WHAT IS THE PRICE OF THIS LOVELY BRACELET ??'
HE ANSWERS, "MADAM .. IF YOU FARTED JUST LOOKING AT IT - YOU'RE GOING TO
SHIT WHEN I TELL YOU THE PRICE .."

Musarigo
02 Feb 2011 09:03

Morning Guys:

Bigmama, SK ,Tazteeq & Ntoko mncwaaaaahhh yho hayi nizizinja avha hawuhawu ,I can see ukuti uNtoko sekakulile manje

Condomm
02 Feb 2011 09:10

@bezu, nice one!!! carrying two suspicious-looking bags

S.K
02 Feb 2011 09:15

Hahahahahaha, ROTFLMAO!!!!! Bezu, mara why u killing me like this now!!!!!!

Msjackson
02 Feb 2011 09:21

Guys what hapnd on gens last night? Plz help.

bezu
02 Feb 2011 09:26

GRANDPA TO GRANDKID: Go hide, your teacher is here because you bunked school
today!
GRANDKID: YOU go hide... I told her YOU PASSED AWAY!!!

ntoko
02 Feb 2011 09:35

One day little Johnny in the classroom, he really loves his teacher. He
wrote a letter of proposal to his teacher. It goes like this:

"Hi Mam ngikubhalela lencwadi le ngikwazisa ukuthi mina uJohnny ngihlulekile
ukuzibamba ngendlela engikuthanda ngayo. Uthando lwami luyakhula mihla
nemihla mangikubona. Ngiyakuthanda ngempela."

Then Johnny handed the letter to the front desk mate and the mate took it to
next desk mate till the letter reached the teacher. The teacher read the
letter and smiled Johnny thinks everything is ok between him and the
teacher.

There comes the teacher's reply to Johnny.

"Hi Johnny I really understand what you are saying but you are still young,
angifuni abantwana."

Johnny misunderstood the teacher when she says angifuni abantwana. Johnny's
reply to the teacher: "UZOPRIVENTA"
Thatha Johny (LOL)

S.K
02 Feb 2011 09:52

Update MsJackson

Patricia had a chat with Matt, complaining as usal. It enede up nicely though. Khethiwe was there so he also chatted with Matt. She told him she feels lonely and this jail sentence hanging over his head isn't helping either. So they were just offloading their life experiances to each other and ended up promising to see each other some time. So Matt went to see Khethiwe later at Ezweni to invite her to a club. Queen was there too, u know how she is, demanded to go with them and do some buddy hopping!!!!! Dumi was jealous and asked Khethiwe about the invite. But then he claimed to be a concerned friend. Now Queen went to the Ruby's and asked Jigga le Ozzie to teach her some moves since she wanna drop it like its hot at the club. lol

Naomi spent a night le Kenny, and just so u know, they had another round in the morning. Lol. She then after had a meeting with Jason and Sbuda at Ezweni about Capitec account. They were a bit worried after they heard that she knows Senzo as MD of Mashaba Ad. That actually made it clear to them that Senzo has already approached Capitec. Well, Naomi said they have been doing a great job so the account will stay with them for now. Basically They were not ready to sign Mashaba ads.

Oh, Nich is confusing me. He saw Naomi and he was drooling. He said its his kind of woman. Yohh, ay a ke tsebe!!!!!!

While having a meeting with Ezweni, she got an sms from Kenny which read, " Dinner at my place tonight, bring your toothbrush". Well she did bring her toothbrudh along BUT when she told him she had a meeting with Ezweni and told them the account will still stay with them, he just froze, never expected it. She even said that the fact that she slept with him and having a lil bit of fun doesnt mean they coming on board. Kenny was so in a good mood earlier in the day so sure that Naomi and the account will land to Mashaba ads, lil did he know that Naomi was definately coming to his bed but empty handed. lol

Matt is moving in le sbari wa gage!!! Sharon was not impressed. When Khaps saw the boxes, Matt said its all Shaz's stuff and not his. Basically he lied.

Paul went to see Dr Seseane. He got some kind of sickness but they haven't told us yet. All I know is He's dying. That's what he said last night. He went to Tsalanang and demanded something stronger to drink, got drunk till late. When Dineo called, he just looked at the fone, when Senzo asked him to answer, he just said, what's the point coz m already dead, whatever that means. lol

That's all I can remeber for now.

S.K
02 Feb 2011 09:57

Ay askies MsJackson, so many misspelling, ay u'll add 2 and 2 my friend!!!!

Condomm
02 Feb 2011 10:22

way' shaya S.K. 99.9%

ownah m p
02 Feb 2011 10:28

he he he he uu!!!!!!!!!

Msjackson
02 Feb 2011 10:44

To me its looks like paul has cancer.

blackiekagiso
02 Feb 2011 10:47

@s.k you know your staff babe,you just wrote everything that happened last night you dont forget ne?

Msjackson
02 Feb 2011 10:47

Thanks S.K

S.K
02 Feb 2011 10:56

U welcome Msjackson. Thanks guys. @blackie, sometimes i do 4get. lol

Msuthukazi
02 Feb 2011 11:38

a xhosa man and a coloured woman are in court getting dirvoce.the problem was who should get a costody of the child.the wife jumped up and said,your honour, i brought this childinto the world with lobour pains, she should be in my costody.the judge turns into a husband and says,what do you have to say in your defence?the man sat for a whilecontemplating.then slowly rose.

"your honour,if i put a rand in a vending machine,and a coke comes out,who's coke is it, the machines' or mine?

Msuthukazi
02 Feb 2011 12:07

thanks MsJackson, i will watch tonite. didnt last nite it looks like interesting now!

LaPam
02 Feb 2011 12:30

Hey people.... i miss you to bits. just came her to say hello then go. i love you all.

S.K
02 Feb 2011 12:30

LMAO, Clever man!!!! tltltltltlt

ntoko
02 Feb 2011 12:57

goodafternoon good ppl i am so sorry for being late in the blog today i got stuck at home i was about to leave home for work this morning guess what?? my father's Volvo had a flat tyre, he managed to fix the tyre and moved his Volvo,suddenly we discovered that my brother's Jeep had a flat battery due to lights that were on for the entire night oh my!!!! i was so damn irritated because my X3 was packed in the front i had to wait untill the two most expensive cars were moved before i got myself out of the packing bay (traffic at my own yard) Hahahahahahahahahahaha how is that one ppl ayi kabi.

ntoko
02 Feb 2011 12:59

Lol m kidding that was the part of my jokes not for sensitive viewers ayi kabi hahahahahahahaha

CHA CHA CHA
02 Feb 2011 13:05

SK you are really good telling a story like it is! You have a great memory.

I hate this Nic. boy, he's got a bragging character, I just hate it.

Poor Dinny, anything is possible with Dinny, she might go back where she comes from to Kenny's arms then after that Tomas will come back!

Paul shame wabhora, it was even better while he was still involve with Karabo, he was decent.

Queen shame, she is very desparate learning new tricks just to please a young dude like Math. She acts like a Mahosha lately.

S.K
02 Feb 2011 13:14

LOL, @ntoko. Yaz I was like, sh*t, i dont even have a bicycle!!!!! And u busy have the most expensive cars at your house!!!!! Sho!!!!

maud
02 Feb 2011 13:15

@ntoko yaa unezitory yazi

Thethe
02 Feb 2011 14:11

A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before. "You'll get your chance in court." said the Desk Sergeant. "No, no no!" said the man. "I want to know how he got into the house without waking my wife. I've been trying to do that for years!"

ownah m p
02 Feb 2011 14:31

he he he this is nice.

Msuthukazi
02 Feb 2011 15:09

just came to say good bye, talk to you 2moro.

nice evenning to everyone!

Hosh
02 Feb 2011 15:39

Bakithi Im yawning sisthukuthezi somoya wase Cape Town

Msjackson
02 Feb 2011 15:42

Paul is boring i cnt wait 4 him to go, he was better when he was dating karabo nd now he changed into a boring idiot nd da his clothes are ugly old fashioned i wonder wat happened to those he used to wore or maybe he wanted to wooo karabo with those clothes to look a little decent. kahle kahle wats happening with him its time 4 him to GO NOW.

ownah m p
02 Feb 2011 15:51

bye bye. may be i wont be in 2mrw.

MsKim
03 Feb 2011 08:32

Amen Tazteeq. Good morning all. MsJackson am with u 100% abt time Paul goes, as for his wardrop wonder why he has to dress like an old man (bamkhulu Jabulani) Khaphela dresses even better than him somtimes.

charmagal
03 Feb 2011 08:34

mrng 2 u 2Taz n everybdy in da hoyz

Poor Queen she dressed up for Matt n he ddnt even show interest
I like Dumisane
aag Poor Paul he is goin dyin mara y cnt he tell us wats eatn/killn him
lil dinny ................commentless

Teady
03 Feb 2011 08:36

Amen Taz! morning ma blogers!

How can Dumisani lie about being sick like that! hahahaha the man is jealous shame

Thethe
03 Feb 2011 08:52

Three sons left home, went out on their own and prospered. Getting back together, they discussed the gifts they were able to give their elderly mother. The first said, "I built a big house for our mother." The second said, "I sent her a Mercedes with a driver." The third smiled and said, "I've got you both beat. You remember how mom enjoyed reading the Bible? And you know she can't see very well. So I sent her a remarkable parrot that recites the entire Bible. It took elders in the church 12 years to teach him. He's one of a kind. Mama just has to name the chapter and verse, and the parrot recites it."

Soon thereafter, mom sent out her letters of thanks: "Milton," she wrote one son, "The house you built is so huge. I live in only one room, but I have to clean the whole house."

"Gerald," she wrote to another, "I am too old to travel. I stay most of the time at home, so I rarely use the Mercedes. And the driver is so rude!"

"Dearest Donald," she wrote to her third son, "You have the good sense to know what your mother likes. The chicken was delicious."

MAGNET2DISASTER
03 Feb 2011 08:59

MORNING

ntoko
03 Feb 2011 08:59

Wow i am so impress by ur greetings Taz especially those words from a young male Halleluja May God Bless you today through all the steps u gonna take he is Worthy to be praised

Msuthukazi
03 Feb 2011 09:16

molweni bangane' makhaya!

Msjackson
03 Feb 2011 09:39

What hapnd on gens last night?

suzzy82
03 Feb 2011 09:43

where is princie azondiphoxela uma wakhe ,,,lol
ha ha ha @ dumi being sick

ntoko
03 Feb 2011 09:47

Couple agreed that whenever they want to make love they will say "let's make a phone call"

1 day the man sent his son to tell the mum while she was busy in the kitchen
SON: Mum, Dad is asking you to come so he can make a phone call
MUM: Go tel Dad am out of coverage area
DAD: Go tell your mum that if she can't come I will make the call elsewhere
MUM: Go tel your dad if he does that,I will open a call centre here.....kwakwakwakwakwa

chiwanza
03 Feb 2011 10:08

@suzzy u have a point were z uprincie

Theoza
03 Feb 2011 10:34

Shame poor Queen is seriously bored, trying so hard to impress such a young boy?

shero
03 Feb 2011 10:39

Gudday guys
Unbelievable
This year will will experience 4 unsual dates

1/1/11 11/1/11 1/11/11 11/11/11

shero
03 Feb 2011 10:46

Unbelievable Part 2

Now go figure this out ............

Take the last 2 digits of the year you were born plus the age you will be on this year birthday and it will equal to 111................................that is if you were born before the year 2000

Worked for me

Weird!!!!!!!!!!!.

B2G,Kenneth is screwing that Naomi gud for him nowadays,I laughed last nyte when Dumi was pretending to be ill,he didnt want Kheti togo to the club,is it jeolousanhazi

shero
03 Feb 2011 10:46

Unbelievable Part 2

Now go figure this out ............

Take the last 2 digits of the year you were born plus the age you will be on this year birthday and it will equal to 111................................that is if you were born before the year 2000

Worked for me

Weird!!!!!!!!!!!.

B2G,Kenneth is screwing that Naomi gud for him nowadays,I laughed last nyte when Dumi was pretending to be ill,he didnt want Kheti togo to the club,is it jeolous

shero
03 Feb 2011 10:47

Unbelievable Part 2

Now go figure this out ............

Take the last 2 digits of the year you were born plus the age you will be on this year birthday and it will equal to 111................................that is if you were born before the year 2000

Worked for me

Weird!!!!!!!!!!!.

B2G,Kenneth is screwing that Naomi gud for him nowadays,I laughed last nyte when Dumi was pretending to be ill,he didnt want Kheti togo to the club,is it jeolous angazi

shero
03 Feb 2011 10:54

sorry guys i dont know whats wrong with my buttons

askies guys

ice princess
03 Feb 2011 11:02

Hi Guys, how are you all doing. Its been a while, my life has been so hectic but i have just been trusting God to pull me through all of this. As Ntoko says, he is worthy to be praised!

B2G: I havent watched in over two 2 weeks :-( Whats happening with Paulie??

Teady
03 Feb 2011 11:46

Little Chris asked his techer "Do hearts have legs?". The teacher answered "Why do you ask that?" Chris replied, "Yesterday I heard my dad say sweet heart open your legs."

ntoko
03 Feb 2011 11:52

that was kinda cute while Dumi was playing sick, Guys do u think Dummy could go back to his old wicked ways just to pay revenge to Khethiwe.Nah plz he mustn't do that we can't stand Paul dying,miserable Dinny;Lonely Dlomo;Womanizer and Manipulator Kenneth;Sugar Mama Queen;Childish Sam;Overdue pregnant Shaz;

MAGNET2DISASTER
03 Feb 2011 12:00

it takes a lot to change someone,looking at the way dummy 's face changed when he 1st heard about the club thing,i'd say he is the the same old pig

MsKim
03 Feb 2011 12:20

i also noticed it M2D. i think its jus a matter of time

MsKim
03 Feb 2011 12:21

Boobs vs. Willies

A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, 'Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?'

The father, surprised, answers,

'Well, son, a woman goes through three Phases.
In her 20s, a woman's boobs are like melons, round and firm.
In Her 30s to 40s, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit.
After 50, they are like onions'.

'Onions?'

'Yes, you see them and they make you cry.'

This infuriated his wife and daughter, so the daughter said, 'Mom, how Many kinds of 'willies' are there?'

The mother, surprised, smiles and answers, 'Well dear, a man goes through Three phases also.
In his 20s, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and Hard.
In his 30s and 40s, it is like a birch, flexible but reliable.
After his 50s, it is like a Christmas tree'.
'A Christmas tree?'
'Yes --- dead from the roots up and the balls are just for decoration.'

matau09
03 Feb 2011 12:27

Whatever uGeneration uyadika kodwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa......I'm out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

S.K
03 Feb 2011 13:02

Hey guys, work is just hectic.

Please can someone update me ka Gen, yesterday please! I couldn't watch coz i was jumping up and down supporting my boys (Kaizer Chiefs) at the stadium. lol.

Msuthukazi
03 Feb 2011 13:33

@ shero, you welcome sis,@teady, hayi andiyazi ke ye heart with legs,hahahahahahaha!

tlouphiri
03 Feb 2011 14:01

what was the score s.k

S.K
03 Feb 2011 14:30

@tlouphiri, We won, 2-1. Both goals were scored by Sthembiso Ngcobo.

Mabloggers, please update!!!!

S.K
03 Feb 2011 14:44

hahahahaha @ MsKim and Teady......tltltltltltlt

La Dolce Vita
03 Feb 2011 14:53

I'm loving the Xhosa woman who works for Capitec!! She's putting Kenny in his place! *air punch*

S.K
03 Feb 2011 15:05

Sthembile is a gal name but Sthembiso is a guy name.
Dinah? What does it mean?

Condomm
03 Feb 2011 16:17

Once upon a time there were two gentleman discussing business.
Old Guy : Good boy my "girl"!
Younger man : Will you ever stop saying that?
Old Guy : No, I'll never stop saying that.

nonsense
03 Feb 2011 16:27

In an alcohol factory the regular taster died and the director started looking for a new one to hire. A drunkard with ragged, dirty look came to apply for the position. The director of the factory wondered how to send him away. They tested him. They gave him a glass with a drink. He tried it and said, "It’s red wine, a muscat, three years old, grown on a north slope, matured in steel containers." "That’s correct", said the boss. Another glass. "It’s red wine, cabernet, eight years old, a south western slope, oak barrels." "Correct." The director was astonished. He winked at his secretary to suggest something. She brought in a glass of urine. The alcoholic tried it. "It’s a blonde, 26 years old, pregnant in the third month. And if you don’t give me the job, I’ll also tell who’s the father!"

Msjackson
03 Feb 2011 19:33

I wonder how old is matt coz i thnk queen is twice his age but she cnt see dat. Whats wrong her? Its true when they say love is BLIND coz it doesnt see age, eg. Queen, abusive nd lots of rubbish eg. Dumisani.

La Dolce Vita
03 Feb 2011 21:19

@ nonsense kwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! GPY! Lolling fooor daaaaaaaaays!!

MAGNET2DISASTER
04 Feb 2011 06:50

morning

ownah m p
04 Feb 2011 07:51

dumelang am home today. I gues i didnt miss a lot.

S.K
04 Feb 2011 08:06

@nonsense, WHAT!!!!!! hahahahahahahaaha, damn!!!!!!!!! kwakwakwakwakwakwa!!!!!!! ****dead***

Teady
04 Feb 2011 08:07

morning bangani!
Happy friday !!!

charmagal
04 Feb 2011 08:15

HPPR FRIDAY ENDEED TEADY

MRNG LUVN PPLE

Msjackson
04 Feb 2011 08:26

What hapnd on gens last night?

S.K
04 Feb 2011 08:42

MsJackson, i was gonna update u but u guys ignored me point blank yesterday when i kindly asked for an update. Kanti how does it work? Was so disappointed in u guys.

bezu
04 Feb 2011 08:56

morning gud fellas!!

so kenny does have a heart after all hey, I think he really feels for his broer...

it's friday-- thank God its fridayyyyyyyyy!! (singing)

YOU GOTTA LOVE AMAXHOSA AKUTHI MFONDINI!!!!!!!!!!

Amadoda amabini abone itente emhlophe, atsho phakathi engamenywanga.

Ibuze enye indoda kwenye ehleli ecalukwayo.

Indoda 1: Kawutsho wethu, kutshone bani apha?

Indoda 2: Hayi wethu yibirthday.

Indoda 1: Yekabani?

Indoda 2: Andazi mfondini? Ingathi yeka Thuyu.

Indoda 1: Ngongubani apha?

Indoda 2: Andimazi nam ndithe ndigqitha ngendlela ndangena ndiva xa
kuculwa kusithiwa "HAPPY BIRTHDAY Thuyu!!!!!!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY
Thuyu!!!!!!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY
Thuyu!!! "

Msjackson
04 Feb 2011 09:17

S.k darlng sorry abt dat i dnt watch gens this days am at skul i dnt have tv.

S.K
04 Feb 2011 09:43

Its fine MsJackson, m not a violent person. All is good in the hood!!!!

Queen came to work wearing flops, her feet were sore from the dancing last nite.

Sharon is so angry at Sam and Matt that they went partying til midnight. Apparently, since i didnt watch on Wednesday, she agreed that Sam can go clubbing but now she's having a problem with him coming in the early hours of the morning. She shouted at them,in the morning, SAM at work and Queen at Ezweni. Later in the evening, Sam came with a rose or flower (Excuse me, m not very familiar with these lady stuff). Shaz was chopping some onion, so she also chopped that thing infront of Sam. shem.

Paul told Kenny that he has some cancer. Kenny was touched in a way that he even chased Naomi out of his bed, and his house too, saying he got family problems. Dineo was worried, tried to call Paul on his cell but it was on VM. She went to look for him at Mashaba but found Kenneth in his office, worried as she was. She asked if he knows anything about Paul's behaviour but he said he's the last person Paul can confide to. Well she believed him. Later Paul refused to tell Dinny whats bothing him. He kept on gigving silly excuses until he left. He went back to Kenny's house. Kenny told him that He is a MASHABA, they dont give up, they fight until they win, he will be there for him every step of the way. And PAUL, he just did the unexpected. He just told him how can he be the one who is sick cos he is the good brother. Kenny should be the one who has this cancer and not him. He deserves to die. Aowa!!!! Kenny just froze.

Earlier Kenny went to Ruby's, going on and on about how short life is, bla bla bla. He has a heart after all. Also, Naomi came to see Kenny at his office telling him he must never ever do that to her. But them Kenny was still sobbing and the furious mode dropped to zero. lol

Hope it helped.

Teady
04 Feb 2011 09:54

yes you are very good SK and i'm sorry that you didn't get the update yesterday
now you forgot that part ya Dumisane, khethiwe and milton
m not very good at this, forgive me sk!

Msuthukazi
04 Feb 2011 10:04

Molweni namhlanje!

andiyazi i weather yase cape town yenzani, last nite it was raining and now,hayi.

may i get a lift from someone in cape town, trains are nonsense to day!!!

Msjackson
04 Feb 2011 10:26

Thanks s.k

MsKim
04 Feb 2011 10:32

S.K u are a darling, sory abt yesterday dear. you are a very reliable source. i only take a pick on generations during the wk, i get to watch the omnibus saturday coz am out voted at home. Sory hey.

charmagal
04 Feb 2011 10:37

oh ja @Teady Dumisane went to siyathokoza(home ) to fetch his dad and put him in a better home, wen they got hme they found Khethiwe ere n she was surprised n shckd to see Milton n askd dumisane y ddnt he tell her tht he was goin to fetch his dad ey cld hv gne togather..................then dumisane lft the yeo togather thn khethiwe once again opologised.to tata Milton......

ownah m p
04 Feb 2011 11:09

kheti and dumi oooh.

Hosh
04 Feb 2011 11:10

Moning mablogers, @bezu ow kodwa niyasenza shame '' Happy birthday Thuyu'' Lmao

S.K
04 Feb 2011 11:13

It's ok guys, u welcome.

Weiss
04 Feb 2011 11:58

Wow... Generations has really changed. I jst cant keep up. Im finding my way on TVSA after a lifetime of not blogging here.

S.K
04 Feb 2011 12:23

Where have u been Weiss??Gen has changed a lot.

bezu
04 Feb 2011 12:25

@S.K baphi abantu namhlanje! kanti zikhiphani vele!!!

ownah m p
04 Feb 2011 12:33

@bezu nna am just around , i just dont know what to say. a joke pliz...

Weiss
04 Feb 2011 12:35

@S.K. Brother Im still in Abu Dhabi. Not watching Gen here... 2day Im kinda missing S A & not doing anything so I decided 2 check out TVSA. Im impressed with the changes around here.

MsKim
04 Feb 2011 12:40

A man was sitting reading his papers when his wife hit him round the head with a frying pan.
'What was that for?' the man asked.
The wife replied 'That was for the piece of paper with the name Jenny on it that I found in your pants pocket'.
The man then said 'When I was at the races last week Jenny was the name of the horse I bet on'
The wife apologized and went on with the housework.

Three days later the man is watching TV when his wife bashes him on the head with an even bigger frying pan, knocking him unconscious. Upon re-gaining consciousness the man asked why she had hit again.
Wife replied: 'Your Horse phoned!!! '

bezu
04 Feb 2011 12:44

@weiss S.k is a girl!!!

S.K
04 Feb 2011 12:47

Hahahahaha, u cheating bastard! LOL

@Weiss, m a gal buddy!!!!! LOLLEST. By the way where is that place?
@bezu, le nna a ke tsebe gore batho ba kae?

bezu
04 Feb 2011 12:50

@S.k ngiyababona kwezinye izindawo babaleka iGen...!!!lol

Teady
04 Feb 2011 12:54

nna ke teng!

Teady
04 Feb 2011 13:33

In a grammar lesson in eighth grade Mrs. O’Neill said, “Paul, give me a sentence with a direct object.”
Paul replied. “Everyone thinks you are the best teacher in the school.”
“Thank you, Paul,” responded Mrs. O’Neill, “but what is the object?”
“To get the best mark possible,” said Paul

sexy d
04 Feb 2011 13:40

afternoon all

Wow its been a while since i comment its jst there is nothing much o say

@S.K Abu Dhabi is in Dubai
@MsKim shame poor man kwwwwaaaaaaa your horse called he he he ...

Weiss
04 Feb 2011 13:47

@S.K. Sorry gal... Lmao! Ha! Ha! Ha! Even back in the day I always thought S.K is a guy. Nami ppl dnt know if Weiss is a guy or gal... (my vernecular was improving when I was here in Tvsa). Anyway, Abu Dhabi is a neighbor of Dubai.

S.K
04 Feb 2011 13:58

Its kul Weiss, u not the first nor the last one. But what gave u that impression? Is it the comment I posted earlier about the rose or flower? Hahahaha..

Maphindys
04 Feb 2011 14:04

not much 2 say. Generations is boring these days. How long is Khaphela going to hate Khethi and why the hell did they bring back Rethabile. Thank God Ajax and Zamani are so gone hewwww

liya2010
04 Feb 2011 14:07

afternoon beautiful bloggers @ sk tnx nge update

Rabu
04 Feb 2011 14:13

Good Day Malovies

It's been a long time since I blogged and to be honest I missed you so much guys and I'm still going to miss you a lot!

2day it's my last day @ work as I'll be on leave as from Tuesday, 08 February until Tuesday, 08 March 2011. 4from there I'll be on maternity leave until June (approximately 4 months). I would like to take this opportunity and thank each and everyone of u for your love, support, care, and everything. To me you've been like buddies, sisters, and brothers and I feel like I know u personally.

I love u all and please keep the house warm and burning with love. To those who've just joined the house, welcome guys hoping you'll enjoy your stay!

10 000XKisses & Hugs

MAGNET2DISASTER
04 Feb 2011 14:21

HEY

Thethe
04 Feb 2011 14:27

Walking up to a department store's fabric counter, the pretty girl said, "I would like to buy this material for a new dress. How much does it cost?" "Only one kiss per yard," replied the male clerk with a smirk. "That's fine," said the girl. "I'll take ten yards." With expectation and anticipation written all over his face, the clerk quickly measured out the cloth, wrapped it up, then teasingly held it out.

The girl snapped up the package, pointed to the old geezer standing beside her, and smiled, "Grandpa will pay the bill."

MAGNET2DISASTER
04 Feb 2011 14:30

@RABU,COULD YOU PLEASE BLOG AFTER THE BABY IS BORN,JUST TO SHARE THE EXPERIENCE!!!!!!!!!!!!IT WOULD BE SO COOL,GOODLUCK MY LOVELY SISTA

ntoko
04 Feb 2011 14:30

Sk i know u wnt believe me but yesterday i typed an update for u then i sent it but the pc jammed untill i logoff if i were to do it again i dnt mind i can make it up to u

Mrs Tsvangirai
04 Feb 2011 14:32

Sanbona endlini .......

MsKim
04 Feb 2011 14:41

sweeeeet Rabu. All the best dear. and pliz update us on hw the lilly one is n all. dd u go for a scan??

Thethe
04 Feb 2011 14:45

Unusual Funeral

A woman was leaving a convenience store with her
morning coffee when she noticed a most unusual funeral procession
approaching the nearby cemetery.

A long black hearse was followed by a second long
black hearse about 50 feet behind the
first one. Behind the second hearse was a solitary
woman walking a pit bull on a leash. Behind her, a short distance
back, were about 200 women walking single file.

The woman was so curious that she respectfully
approached the woman walking the dog and said,
"I am so sorry for your loss, and I know now is a
bad time to disturb you, but I have never seen a funeral like this.
Whose
funeral is it?"

"My husband's."

"What happened to him?"

The woman replied, "My dog attacked and killed him."

She inquired further, "Well, who is in the second hearse?"

The woman answered, "My mother-in-law. She was
trying to help my husband when the dog turned on her."

A poignant and thoughtful moment of silence passed between the two women.

"Can I borrow the dog?"

"Get in line."

Thethe
04 Feb 2011 14:47

A man was invited for dinner at a friend's house. Every time the host needed something, he preceded his request to his wife by calling her "My Love", "Darling", "Sweetheart", etc., etc. His friend looked at him and said, "That's really nice after all of these years you've been married to keep saying those little pet names." The host said, "Well, honestly, I've forgotten her name."

Condomm
04 Feb 2011 14:51

A young man moved into a new apartment on his own, and went to the lobby to put his name on his mailbox. While there, an attractive young lady came out of the apartment next to the mailboxes wearing a robe.

The boy smiled at the young woman and she started a conversation with him.

As they talked, her robe slipped open, and it was obvious that she had nothing else on. The poor kid broke into a sweat trying to maintain eye contact. After a few minutes, she placed her hand on his arm and said, "Let's go to my apartment, I hear someone coming."

He followed her into her apartment; she closed the door and leaned against it, allowing her robe to fall off completely. Now nude, she purred at him, "What would you say is my best feature?" Flustered and embarrassed, he finally squeaked, "It's got to be your ears!"

Astounded, and a little hurt she asked, "My ears? Look at these breasts; they are full and 100% natural! I work out every day! My butt is firm and solid! Look at my skin - no blemishes anywhere! How can you think that the best part of my body is my ears?"

Clearing his throat, he stammered, "Outside, when you said you heard someone coming? That was me.

nonsense
04 Feb 2011 14:55

Three men were drunk and they stopped a taxi.....the taxi driver figured that > they were not in their minds......so, > > he just switched on the engine and switched it off and told them : > > > "we have arrived"...... > > The first man gave him money..... > the second one thanked him.....but the third one....he slapped the taxi > driver..... > > The taxi driver was stunned because he was hoping that none of them must have > had realized that the car din’t move an inch.....so, he asked the third man : > "what was that for?" > >the third man replied : "control your speed from next time onwards......you > almost killed us....."

MsKim
04 Feb 2011 15:01

bwahahahahahahaha @Thethe u've made my day tjo!

Condomm
04 Feb 2011 15:13

She married and had 13 children. Her husband died. She married again and had 7 more children. Again, Her husband died. But, she remarried and this time had 5 more children. Alas, she finally died.

Standing before her coffin, the preacher prayed for her. He thanked the Lord for this very loving woman and said, “Lord, they’re finally together.”

One mourner leaned over and quietly asked her friend, “Do you think he means her first, second or third husband?” The friend replied, “I think he means her legs.”

Teady
04 Feb 2011 15:38

kwa kwa kwakest you guys are killing me!!!

Msuthukazi
04 Feb 2011 15:45

have a good week-end galz and gents, see you monday!!!!

i wanda what will happen in this week-end? (little bit worried).

Weiss
04 Feb 2011 16:03

@condomm Luv the joke, Lmao... Guyz will b around more often frm nom on. Those who dnt knw me will c tht am a nyc person. Im gonna take a snooze now. Im feeling sleepy. Bye 4 now.

ownah m p
04 Feb 2011 16:18

nice wekend chaoooo!

MAGNET2DISASTER
07 Feb 2011 07:12

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY PEOPLE,I HOPE TODAY YOU'LL IMPROVE AND BLOG LIKE CRAZY,EISH IT'S BEEN BORING FOR A LONG TIME GUYS,PLIZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!! MISS THE OLD TIMES

sexy d
07 Feb 2011 08:14

morning all

@M2D u can say dat again com on guys lets blog lyk old time sake..

lovebry
07 Feb 2011 08:31

Morning !!!!

S.K
07 Feb 2011 08:47

Whatsup my peeps!!!!!!
Hope y'all had a good weekend.

S.K
07 Feb 2011 08:55

Come on everyone, make my day!!!!!!!!
Need to get over what happened ka Friday.....

Teady
07 Feb 2011 09:15

Morning people!
@SK sorry gal for your friday incident!
have a great day malovies!!!

Msjackson
07 Feb 2011 09:17

S.k what happened on friday?

S.K
07 Feb 2011 09:30

I dont think I lost ma wallet MsJackson, but I didnt have it on Friday until i got an sms of my daily limit withdrawal. That when i realised it was gone.

MsKim
07 Feb 2011 09:38

ohh gosh sorry S.K.

S.K
07 Feb 2011 09:43

Thanks guys....

gugulethu72
07 Feb 2011 09:49

@SK...Does this mean someone stole you money Lovie??

Weiss
07 Feb 2011 09:54

Ouch... Sorry S.K. Hope u didnt loose 2 much money, gal.

S.K
07 Feb 2011 09:57

Yeah, that person withdrew money and then went to Edgars and took clothes worth R2070,95. on my account.

MsKim
07 Feb 2011 09:57

good morning ladies n gents. hw was the wkend? mine good good.

do u'all believe in valentines? if so pliz help with ideas, this yr am clueless, movies, romantic dinner, going out for drinks, bot tshirt/boxers, bot cologne, bot whiskey (done that), major problem being with someone for years n years.

my hubby doesn't believe in valentines but i jus enjoy spoiling him coz i believe in it.

so Gents pliz help, anything that wld make you change yo mind abt valentines o somthing that wld make u lye awake at night smiling n replaying wat happened earlier that day.

Ladies anything that worked for you..

B2G
eish i dont really like Dinny's wardrop, her dresses hayi cha. i knw women want to look younger but that no no no no. and wats with their hairstyles, they stay with them mo than 6mnths thats jus not ayoba.

Weiss
07 Feb 2011 10:01

charmagal
07 Feb 2011 10:10

mrng guyz
sorry sk u will be fine
not in a good mood(mo jokes plz mayb i cn accept wats happened ydasy)

ownah m p
07 Feb 2011 10:16

hey guys!!
am so sorry my loely S.K and i hope all you will be fine and pliz just know that i love you.

MAGNET2DISASTER
07 Feb 2011 10:37

@taz, i've been around just waiting and hoping you guys would ease the boredom going on around here mara........................................otherwise am on skype @s.k you are not alone girl i lost a brand new iphone 4 on satis before i got a chance to set a tracker now am doomed

Msjackson
07 Feb 2011 10:47

Here i cum again. What hapens on gens friday? I only saw ruby shouting at paul.

S.K
07 Feb 2011 10:54

Yoh, askies M2D. Those bastards will burn in hell.

ntoko
07 Feb 2011 10:55

Oh my thats bad SK just got here now and i am so heart broken regarding those bad news sorry gal

OlothandoD
07 Feb 2011 11:07

Hie people

I have been away for a while and missed you all a lot.

Take care

S.K
07 Feb 2011 11:37

OluthandoD, o tswa kae?

S.K
07 Feb 2011 11:46

MsJackson, ke busy neh!!! Ntoko help gal

ntoko
07 Feb 2011 11:59

K Msj will update u even though i forgot okunye

ntoko
07 Feb 2011 12:26

As we all know that Paul told Kenny he is dying well Kenny is being supportive to his bro i dnt think he is faking it this time he seem to be so worried,At the other hand while Matt was snoozing on the foyer after he had a late night and he was scared to wake Shaz and Sam he got a wake up call frm Khaphela is m not mistaken and he went upstairs where he spent the rest of the day snoozing until Shaz pitched unexpectedly and she got the shock of her life when she discovered that Matt is still on dagga and staff she flushed them on the sink,

Little Dinny is not coping since she is clueless regarding Paul's life she remained silent until she left the office crying while she held the meeting with her models, Ruby went to see Paul and she gave him a peace of her mind,she demanded explanation as to why Paul is changing his mind regarding wedding and staff it seems Paul wasn't entitled to his opinion at all since Ruby was talking non stop until she left the office, Dummy went to join Sisonke meeting with his father Milton and the group was so excited to publish the story the idea was to promote the group since the outcomes were successful,Dummy and Milton are the perfect example of fruitful project Sisonke even though Milton was not convinced but he had to do what is best for his son like it or not hope i said it all

Msjackson
07 Feb 2011 12:56

Thank u ntoko

Msjackson
07 Feb 2011 12:57

Thank u ntoko

Msuthukazi
07 Feb 2011 13:43

@ MsKim, i dont belive either what is velentines day for?

Thethe
07 Feb 2011 14:56

One day an old woman walked into a shop and got some dog food, she went to pay for it and the cashier said you can't buy that dog food we need evidence that you have a dog, so she bought in her dog and she got the dog food. The next day the same old lady went to get some cat food and the cashier said you can't have that cat food we need evidence that you have a cat, so she went home and got her cat and she got the cat food. Next day the same old lady went in again and she had a box, she told the cashier to put her finger in it, so she did. She said it felt warm and soft, the little old lady then said now you're satisfied can I have some toilet paper please!

S.K
07 Feb 2011 15:09

Vale what??? That name dont exit on my vocab!!!!!!

S.K
07 Feb 2011 15:10

I meant exist

bezu
07 Feb 2011 15:19

Hi ppl,

@thethe - uyalunga u cahsier!!hahahahah
@s.k sorry mfethu ! so what r u going to do about! mayb u shuld go to edgards and try to have those debits reversed...there is this girl who use to work with us - another girl in the office stole her edgards card and wnet and bought goods for abot R4000 something and she the card owner did not leave it - she went to edgards and asked them for tapes (video tapes for that day to prove that it was not her and also the signitures coz the cashier shuld have checked to see if its not forged. she won the case and they caught the thief and charges were reversed maybe u can try it too.

@MsKim I also dont believ n valentine's day so cant help u there sista!!

MsKim
07 Feb 2011 15:29

@msuthukazi..........its jus an excuse for going out o doing somthing special for yo partner. and i knw its somthing u can do any other time but its jus a remind for som of us who forget..

charmagal
07 Feb 2011 16:01

eeww sies @thethe

maud
07 Feb 2011 16:17

Ngelinye ilanga there was this Xhosa woman ebekade ehamba. Wabona umlungu egone umntwana nge bhayi. Lawa ibhayi lika lo mama womlungu angalibonanga.

Waxakeka umama womXhosa ukuthi uzakuthini ngoku, ngoba akazi ukuba yintoni ibhayi ngesilungu….

Wacinga umama, wacinga, wacinga, wavakala esithi…… ! ! !

"MADAM YOUR PORT ELIZABETH HAS FALLEN"

Teady
07 Feb 2011 16:53

hahahaha lol @ maud
@ Taz ofcoz it's very funny

La Dolce Vita
08 Feb 2011 06:37

@ maud u killed me for daaaays! Kwaaaaa!

S.K
08 Feb 2011 07:12

Morning guys
Hope u all had a great evening. I couldn't sleep in this heat.

B2G
M speechless about Paul's case. I would die before i reach that 3 month period!!!!

MAGNET2DISASTER
08 Feb 2011 07:43

maud why did you not translate that joke?you know very well that some of us dont understand.morning all!

sexy d
08 Feb 2011 08:04

morning all

@Maud lol guess english is not our mothers tongue kwwaaaaa kwaaaaa
@S.K darling hw r u dis morning hope u r feeling much better after de whole ordeal dat happened...

B2G
LOL wen kenneth was busy checking himself out shame poor man kante o tshaba loso. As for paul i think its time u tell dinny de truth who knws maybe she will stay or wont. Quenie Quenie there is never a dual moment wen she is around i wonder wat wil she say wen she discovered dat Mat lives with khethi...

charmagal
08 Feb 2011 08:05

mrng mabloggerz amahle

missed gen ydae pls update me

Thethe
08 Feb 2011 08:06

Two guys and a girl were sitting at a bar talking about their lives.
The one guy said, "I'm a YUPPIE. You know, Young Urban Professional."
The second guy responded, "I'm a DINK. You know, Double Income No Kids."
They then asked the woman, "What are you?"
She replied: "I'm a WIFE. You know, Wash, Iron, *bleep!*, Etc."

S.K
08 Feb 2011 08:21

LOL, u guys!!!
I miss LaPam, M2D where did u take her?

S.K
08 Feb 2011 08:28

Let me change!!!!

Paul is only left with 3 months to live.
Matt is going to live with Khethiwe
Nich is gonna be involved with the Ngesi presentation.
Kenneth for the first time is not worried about business, but LIFE
Dinny is calling off the wedding
Milton still hates Khethiwe

So how's that for an update????
LOL, i shall update u soon gal, lil busy right now.

MAGNET2DISASTER
08 Feb 2011 08:28

she moved to a new place coz she got a new job,so she's settling and she'll be back to blogging very soon.but since its a rural kind of place its gonna be rough on her and the electricity shortage haibo!

maud
08 Feb 2011 08:41

@ Thethe the *bleep!* part yes but the wash, iron its a nonono to me
hi guys did you see Keneth checking under his arms ? yaa realy this cancer thing hit him so hard i can feel the stress just watching it on screen, this man can realy act.

about the joke isi Xhosa asitolikwa

S.K
08 Feb 2011 08:42

Paul is strong, i was gonna faint and dont think i was even gonna ask how long!!!!!

maud
08 Feb 2011 08:43

Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is a husband.

MsKim
08 Feb 2011 09:14

u can say that again @ Taz, i also don't think i'd make it for the 3 o 6 mnths. i don't really like Paul but really feel for him. n to think this thing in real life can happen to anyone eishhhhh. its better to live nt knowing wen u'll die than that....

MsKim
08 Feb 2011 09:17

sory good morning boys n girls..
@thethe good one.
@maud yep we always right.

S.K
08 Feb 2011 09:32

Hawu Maud, kahleni bo!!!!! hahahaha

Musarigo
08 Feb 2011 09:37

Maud hahahah

sexy d
08 Feb 2011 09:43

Who cheated?

On a very dark night, a guy on a date parks and gets the girl in the
back seat and they make love.

The girl wants it again and the guy obliges her.

She wants more and they do it again. She still wants more and the guy,
by now exhausted, says:

"Excuse me a minute I have to relieve myself."
While out of the car he notices a guy a half block away changing a flat
tire. He goes up to the guy and says;

"Look, I've got this gal in my car and I've given it to her four or
five
times and she still wants more. I'll change your flat tire if you'll
take over for me."

The guy agrees. He jumps into the back of the car and starts to go at
it
with the woman.

He's just getting to the gravy strokes when a cop knocks on the window
and shines a light on them.

The cop asks, "What're you doing in there?"

The guy says "I'm making love to my wife."

The cop asks, "Why don't you do that at home?"

The guy answers "To tell you the truth, I didn't know it was my wife
until you shined the light on her."

MAGNET2DISASTER
08 Feb 2011 09:49

shit sexy d!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111i would die,man thats not funny @ all,tjotjo

Trublu
08 Feb 2011 09:49

kwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, Sexy D. Wa mpolaya

S.K
08 Feb 2011 09:57

Shoo!!!!!! Ay sexy d....... m speechless.

Condomm
08 Feb 2011 10:22

ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning?

WITNESS: He said, 'Where am I, Cathy?'

ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you?

WITNESS: My name is Susan!

ownah m p
08 Feb 2011 10:24

helo.. i gues i will talk to you later.

ntoko
08 Feb 2011 10:33

Guys plz help on friday i will be attending a dinner party dress code is hawaiin i will wear my flowered shirt and legging plz Maud borrow me ur nice Port Elizabeth to cover my leggings can't show my huge butternuts hahahahahaha

MAGNET2DISASTER
08 Feb 2011 10:38

why are u guys being selfish with that port elizabeth joke?

ntoko
08 Feb 2011 10:48

hahahahahahaha eish guys ur jokes r killing me vandag

Condomm
08 Feb 2011 10:54

@m2d port elizabeth is a bay. so this woman did not know how to define the "bhayi" to the white woman. someone continue there . . .

Teady
08 Feb 2011 11:23

kwa kwa kwa ntoko you need a flowered PE???

Msjackson
08 Feb 2011 11:24

In soapies once you have cancer they gve 3 months to live its becoming a song

Hosh
08 Feb 2011 12:15

Maud's joke: Once upon a time, there was a Xhosa woman who was just walking and then she saw this white lady holding a baby with the baby blanket, the blanket fell off this white woman without seeing it, the Xhosa woman was confused on what to say cos she did not know what is ''ibhayi''(blanket) in English, she thought of the ibhayi name in english and then she said.... ''MADAM YOUR PORT ELIZABETH HAS FALLEN'' xhosa name for Port Elizabeth is ibhayi, more nicer in Xhosa thats why they say isiXhosa asitolikwa

maud
08 Feb 2011 12:56

@hosh thank you ,
@ntoko - do you need red brown port Elizabeth?
@MAGNET2DISASTER - soory i saw your request late, i hope you are sorted now

maud
08 Feb 2011 12:57

Scoop , Khethiwe will sleep with Mat and became pregnant

MsKim
08 Feb 2011 13:01

A woman and a man are involved in a car accident. It's a bad one. Both

of their cars are demolished but amazingly neither of them is hurt.

After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says; "So, you're a man.

That's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's

nothing left, but fortunately we are unhurt. This must be a sign from

God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for

the rest of our days."

The man replied," I agree with you completely. This must be a sign from

God!

The woman continued, "And look at this, here's another miracle. My car

is completely demolished, but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely

God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune." Then

she hands the bottle to the man.

The man nods his head in agreement, opens it, drinks half the bottle and

then hands it back to the woman. The woman takes the bottle,

immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man.

The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"

She replies, "Nah. I think I'll just wait for the police."

Bliksem! Adam ate the apple, too! Men will never learn!

mamini
08 Feb 2011 13:15

HAWU DADWETHU DO YOU THINK UKHETHIWE USENGABAMBA ICWANE NGEMPELA ,UMATT PHELA ILELI ELINCANE NGEMPELA

S.K
08 Feb 2011 13:15

MAUD???????
R u for real now? that will be something!!!!!

S.K
08 Feb 2011 13:19

Hahahahahaha, they will never learn for real!!!!! Poor man.

mamini
08 Feb 2011 13:21

UKHETHIWE INTOMBI YASE KZN AKAKHOLELWA EMACWANENI UFUNA INDODA YANGEMPELA AYI INTO YAKUDLALA,UDINNY UMASHANELA KUNCANE KUDALA KODWA KE NGOBA UTATA UMILTON UVALE INDAWO KE ANYTHING CAN HAPPEND

Weiss
08 Feb 2011 13:35

@maud... Khethiwe will be pregnant? Gosh am so excited 4 her!!!

Weiss
08 Feb 2011 13:39

@maud... Khethiwe will be pregnant? Gosh am so excited 4 her!!! Lol!

Weiss
08 Feb 2011 13:40

@maud... Khethiwe will be pregnant? Gosh am so excited 4 her!!! Lol!

Weiss
08 Feb 2011 13:40

@maud... Khethiwe will be pregnant? Gosh am so excited 4 her!!! Lol!

maud
08 Feb 2011 13:44

you are indeed excited Weis, 4 same replies

available
08 Feb 2011 13:46

wow,is nice to back. i don`t even have a clue on what is going on in generation. but after reading your comment they will be no need for updates. you guys are good on that. @Weiss you can comment tlou.what a welcome back

Weiss
08 Feb 2011 13:55

sanek
08 Feb 2011 14:01

An eldery lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat tight so that it would not blow away in the wind.

A gentleman approached her and said, "Pardon me, madam.. I do not intend to be forward but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?"

"Yes, I know, " said the lady. "I need both my hands to hold onto this hat"

"But madam, you must know that you are not wearing any panties and your privates are exposed!" said the gentleman in earnest

The woman looked down, then back up at the man and replied, "Sir, anything you see down there is 75 years old, I just bought this hat yesterday!"

MAGNET2DISASTER
08 Feb 2011 14:13

hahahahahahahhaahahahahahahh SANEK oa mpolaya...............................lmfbao

Thethe
08 Feb 2011 14:13

A woman is shopping for a pet as a gift for her husband, but she is concerned that the prices that the Pet Shop are charging are very high. She goes to the clerk and explains her concern. "Well, I have a frog in the back that I can let you have for $50," the clerk says. "$50?" the woman replies. "That seems terribly expensive for a frog.” "Well, this frog is worth it. It's been trained to give blow jobs." The woman is stunned, but because her husband loves this sort of sex, and because she is not particularly fond of gorfing cock, she decides the frog might be a good investment. She buys the frog, brings it home, presents it to her husband, and explains its special value. The husband is skeptical, but promises he'll give the frog a try that night. The woman goes to sleep happily knowing she won't be bothered by her husband that night. She is suddenly awakened by a clatter coming from the kitchen. She goes downstairs and finds the frog and her husband pulling out pots and pans and poring over cookbooks. "What are you two doing down here?" she asks. Her husband responds, "If I can teach this frog to cook, you're out of here!"

Hosh
08 Feb 2011 14:18

@ sanek LOL

ownah m p
08 Feb 2011 14:23

he he he he the jokes are killing...you guys killed me.
poor paul hey Taz i agree with you the thoughts wll kill me.

titidi
08 Feb 2011 14:35

Weiss, Weiss, Weiss plsssssssssss don't come with your Weiss attitude here...

Weiss
08 Feb 2011 14:44

titidi? Whats wrong sweetie?... Did u jst fall frm ur bed?... Dont be so grumpy, gal.

sexy d
08 Feb 2011 14:45

@sanek and thethe lol wat a way to end my Tuesday...

ntoko
08 Feb 2011 14:54

Plz peace Majimbos m lifting my white flag

Trublu
08 Feb 2011 15:08

The bride tells her husband, "Honey, you know I'm a virgin and I don't know
anything about sex. Can you explain it to me first?"

"OK, Sweetheart. Putting it simply, we will call your private place 'the
prison' and call my private thing 'the prisoner'. So what we do is: put the
prisoner in the prison.

And then they made love for the first time.

Afterwards, the guy is lying face up on the bed, smiling with satisfaction.

Nudging him, his bride giggles, "Honey the prisoner seems to have escaped."

Turning on his side, he smiles. "Then we will have to re-imprison him."

After the second time they spent, the guy reaches for his cigarettes but
the girl, thoroughly enjoying the new experience of making love, gives him
a suggestive smile, "Honey, the prisoner is out again!"

The man rises to the occasion, but with unsteady legs.

Afterwards, he lays back on the bed, totally exhausted.

She nudges him and says, "Honey, the prisoner escaped again."

Limply turning his head, He YELLS at her, "Hey, its not a life sentence,
OKAY!

Hosh
08 Feb 2011 15:15

A guy has a horny parrot. It's terrible. Every time he reaches into the cage, the bird humps his arm. He invites his mother to tea, and the bird keeps saying foul things. Finally he takes the parrot to a vet. The vet examines the bird extensively, says, "Well, you have a very horny male parrot. I have a sweet young female bird, and for 200 bucks your bird can go in the cage with mine.." The guy's parrot is listening and says, "Come on! Come on! What the f#ck are you waiting for. "Finally, the guy says "All right" and hands over the 200 bucks. The vet takes the parrot, puts him in the cage with the female bird and closes the curtain. Suddenly, "Kwah! Kwah! Kwah!" The cage starts shaking and feathers come flying out. The vet screams, "Holy sh!t," and runs across the room and opens the curtain. The male bird has the female bird down on the bottom of the cage with one claw. With the other claw he's pulling out all her feathers, saying, "For 200 f#cking bucks, I want you naked, b!tch. Naked!"

MAGNET2DISASTER
08 Feb 2011 15:24

@hosh.......................you are insane!my head hurts,,,,,,,,,,,,,,kwaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!

Trublu
08 Feb 2011 15:46

LOL Taz

Msjackson
08 Feb 2011 15:48

Dumisani wil kill mathew, nd queen will slaughter khethi, kants wats wrong wit khethi dis days.

MAGNET2DISASTER
08 Feb 2011 15:53

hehehehehehe!maki on gen!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hosh
08 Feb 2011 15:54

@ Trublu u r killing me, GPY

maud
08 Feb 2011 15:58

hayi bo Tazteeq message received iyoo , we will see and they are going to sleep tonight

ownah m p
08 Feb 2011 15:58

@hosh ooohhhh you have totally killed me... the bitch was in trouble hey he he he kwakwaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!
this is the month of love so whats up guys?
some say they dont believe in valentine coz they show love to their people every day but i say if you dont belive in it you might as well stop beliving in fathers, mothers and womans' day... these are all the same it is just a celebration of our love for each other................. yaaah we show our loved ones that we love them every day but just like fathers, mothers and womans day it is a celebration for us show them more and share it with the others and also compliment them on how they have been all along. Also take it to cosideration that some people dont get a chance to express how they feel to others and this month helps them a lot.... so pliz do not take that oooh love is there everyday so what is the reason of a valentines' day.

Am out of this place 2mrw and just think about it.

ntoko
08 Feb 2011 16:08

Muthu tried to avoid doc fees n said after the operation "I can't see".

Doc says "nurse stand naked in front of him. Muthu says "I can't see.

Doc says"nurse open your legs front of him".

Muthu says "I can't see"

Doc says "Hey madarchod den y ur bala is standing"!!!

maud
08 Feb 2011 16:11

dont worry ownah mp at our home,mine and yours its celebrated whether our husband likes it or not, you will receive your gift and the flowers , chocolates and dinner for three

Tonite
08 Feb 2011 16:14

Hi guys um new here um Luving tha replies........................personaly I thnk Gen is reali boring nwadys!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ownah m p
08 Feb 2011 16:26

@maud ooh i just couldnt go with out telling this my love thank you and hey love you, hubby and the kids so much i just cant wait.

sexy d
09 Feb 2011 08:30

morning all

Dumisane is still crazy abt khethi shame poor you he even wanted to spend de night lol wen khethi said go wild de couch is yours.

sharon ena bothata ba gage ke eng she should be glad coz he knws gore her brother is safe. Kenneth Kenneth paul is not even dead and u r all starting to reminice ka dineo shame mare there is a chance dat he wiil go back to u as soon as paul a fapana le pula.. Kenneth has a heart after all(shocked)

Thethe
09 Feb 2011 08:32

Did you hear about the fellow that was talking to his buddy, when he said, "I don't know what to get my wife for her birthday. She has everything, and besides, she can afford to buy anything she wants. So, I'm stumped." His buddy said, "I have an idea. Why don't you make up a certificate that says she can have two hours of great sex, any way she wants it. She'll probably be thrilled!" So the first fella did just that. The next day his buddy asked, "Well, did you take my suggestion? How did it turn out?" "She loved it. She jumped up, thanked me, kissed me on the mouth, and ran out the door yelling, 'I'll see you in two hours'."

Msjackson
09 Feb 2011 08:55

helo guys what hapnd on gens last nyt update please

Trublu
09 Feb 2011 08:58

Hahahahahahahaha, Thethe. Serves him right lol

Msjackson
09 Feb 2011 08:58

charmagal
09 Feb 2011 09:11

mrng peepz

Msuthukazi
09 Feb 2011 09:12

morning lovely ppl

Teady
09 Feb 2011 09:12

morning mabloggers!
@ sexy d i just lolled when dumisani said "ndicing uba ndizolal apha namhlanje" and Khethiwe replies " go wild the couch is all yours" kwa kwa kwaaaaa!!!

Msjackson
09 Feb 2011 09:14

helo

MsKim
09 Feb 2011 09:24

this is the month of love so whats up guys? just like fathers, mothers and womans day it is a celebration for us show them more and share it with the others and also compliment them on how they have been all along
@ Owner well said dear, never thot of it that way..and yep i celebrate every occassion.. already making plans for valentines..

Thethe
09 Feb 2011 09:33

The two old coots were both only a year short of retirement from the assembly line, but one Monday morning that didn't keep Joe from
boasting to Manny about his sexual endurance. "Three times," gasped Manny admiringly. "How'd you do it?" "It was easy." Joe looked down modestly. "I made love to my wife, and then I rolled over and took a ten-minute nap. When I woke up again, I made love to her again and took another ten-minute nap. And then I put it to her again. Can you believe it! I woke up this morning feeling like a bull, I'll tell you." "I gotta try it," said Manny. "Lorraine won't believe it's happening." So that night he made love to his wife, took a ten-minute nap, made love to her again, took another nap, woke up and made love to her a third time, then rolled over and fell sound asleep. He woke up feeling like a million bucks, pulled on his clothes, and ran to the factory, where he found his boss waiting outside for him. "What's up, Boss?" he asked. "I've been working for you for twenty years and never been late once. You aren't going to hold these twenty minutes against me now, are you?" "What twenty minutes?" growled the boss. "Where were you on Tuesday and Wednesday?"

Mokema
09 Feb 2011 09:56

Thethe ya ne...

sexy d
09 Feb 2011 10:11

@Thethe kwwwwaaaaa kwwaaaaaaa

liya2010
09 Feb 2011 10:29

@thethe u r killing me, andikwazi novalumlomo kuhleka

nonsense
09 Feb 2011 10:30

morning all lets bring some vibe back on this blog come on people @ thethe good going enjoy reading your stuff

ownah m p
09 Feb 2011 10:32

@Tonite wel come to the family
@MisKim thats my gal good one and do it right neh.
@Thethe he he he he he!!!!

oooh hi

Thethe
09 Feb 2011 10:42

A lecturer teaching medicine was giving a classoom observation. He took out a jar of yellow liquid. "This," he explained, "is urine. To be a doctor, you have to be observant of color, smell, sight, and taste."

After saying so, he dipped his finger into the jar and put it into his mouth. His class watched in amazement, most in disgust. But being
the good students that they were, the jar was passed, and one by one, they dipped their finger into the jar and put it into their mouths.

After the last student was done, the lecturer shook his head. "If any of you had been observant, you would have noticed that I put my second finger into the jar and my third finger into my mouth."

MAGNET2DISASTER
09 Feb 2011 10:44

hey guys,i'll blog on gen next month so in the mean time i'll just read coz this blog is too draining this days.maybe di article tsa bo phil le bo makisto will save me from this boredom,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,bye

Thethe
09 Feb 2011 10:46

Two old people, a man and a woman, walk into a hospital. The doctor says to the old man, "I'll need a urine sample, a feces sample, and a blood sample." The old man says, "What?" So the doctor says it again. Once again the old man says, "what?" So the doctor yells it, "I NEED A URINE SAMPLE, A FECES SAMPLE, AND A BLOOD SAMPLE!" With that the old woman turns to the old man and says, "He needs a pair of your underwear!"

Condomm
09 Feb 2011 10:53

Doctor: "It's no good. I can't find anything wrong with you. It must just be the effects of drinking."

Patient: "I'll come back when you're sober then!"

ownah m p
09 Feb 2011 10:54

@Thethe Thethe kwakwaaaaa

Weiss
09 Feb 2011 11:34

Hi every1! What a day I had!! I hve jst had the most racist encounter here... I usually ignore things like that, but today I couldnt. I broke down & cried out of frustration. I tried 2 4get abt by taking a swim in the pool, but Im still boiling even now. The only reason I didnt wring sum1s neck is because I still wanna keep my job. So Im in my roon now, reading ur replies & hoping the will cheer me up... So far its working.

vinc
09 Feb 2011 11:38

Its looks like we only come here to check out the jokes and never to comment on Gen, surely if one of the Gen executives visits the site, this must be a warning. Yes we watch but there is nothing to comment about. We know what happens everyday...E.g.

When Kethiwe & Khaps meet - They start swearing at aech other, When Queen & Matt - Bedroom eyes from Q, When Milton & Khethi meet - Apologies from Kethi & Ugly looks from Milton...... This is 2011, give us exciting story lines. Teach the writers that there are condoms out there, we are tired of this boy sleeps with girl and girl is pregnant. I hope Khethiwe will not sleep with Matt. What is the purpose of these pple falling pregnant and then miscarriage or abortions.... See you in March..., i will be popping in for jokes.

vinc
09 Feb 2011 11:46

They bring new characters, but they dont give them good story lines and they bore within a week of their arrival. I was very excited to see Matt but i call him Lucky Kunene (remember young Lucky of Jerusalem). But hhayi....YAWNING**8###

liya2010
09 Feb 2011 11:54

where is SNAZO A.K.A NAUGHTGAL

Mrs Chix
09 Feb 2011 11:57

@vinc l totally agree with you, l watch Gen every night and complain all the time while watching but l dnt have anything to comment, I have not been commenting for the past 2 months, l just read comments, we need some action plizzzzzzzzzzz

Mrs Chix
09 Feb 2011 11:57

@vinc l totally agree with you, l watch Gen every night and complain all the time while watching but l dnt have anything to comment, I have not been commenting for the past 2 months, l just read comments, we need some action plizzzzzzzzzzz

Msuthukazi
09 Feb 2011 12:14

ppl, im out of here, very sick flu, im going straight home, see u probably 2moro.

tlouphiri
09 Feb 2011 12:59

hello guys

how cab Ace plant this seeds in Kenny's clean mind??????

tlouphiri
09 Feb 2011 13:07

sorry can instead of cab

Thethe
09 Feb 2011 14:32

It got crowded in heaven, so, for one day it was decided only to accept people who had really had a bad day on the day they died. St. Peter was standing at the pearly gates and said to the first man, "Tell me about the day you died."

The man said, "Oh, it was awful. I was sure my wife was having an affair, so I came home early to catch her with him. I searched all over the apartment but couldn't find him anywhere. So I went out onto the balcony, we live on the 25th floor, and found this man hanging over the edge by his fingertips. I went inside, got a hammer, and started hitting his hands. He fell, but landed in some bushes. So, I got the refrigerator and pushed it over the balcony and it crushed him. The strain of the act gave me a heart attack, and I died."

St. Peter couldn't deny that this was a pretty bad day, and since it was a crime of passion, he let the man in.

He then asked the next man in line about the day he died. "Well, sir, it was awful," said the second man. "I was doing aerobics on the balcony of my 26th floor apartment when I twisted my ankle and slipped over the edge. I managed to grab the balcony of the apartment below, but some maniac came out and started pounding on my fingers with a hammer. Luckily I landed in some bushes. But, then the guy dropped a refrigerator on me!"

St. Peter chuckled, let him into heaven and decided he could really start to enjoy this job.

"Tell me about the day you died?", he said to the third man in line.

"OK, picture this, I'm naked, hiding inside a refrigerator...."

tswanza
09 Feb 2011 14:35

A husband working abroad wrote to his wife...

Dear Sweetheart,

I can't send my salary this month, so I am sending 100 kisses. You are my sweetheart.

Your loving husband,
B

His wife replied...
Sweetheart Dearest,
Thanks for the 100 kisses, below is the list of expenses I paid with the Kisses....

1. The Milk man agreed on 2 kisses for one month's milk.
2. The electricity man agreed not to disconnect us only after 7 kisses.
3. Your landlord comes every day to take 2 or 3 kisses instead of the rent
4. Supermarket owner did not accept kisses only, so I gave him other items hope you understand.
5. Other expenses 40 kisses.
Please don't worry about me, I have a remaining balance of 35 kisses and I hope I can complete the month using this balance...
Shall I plan the same for next month? Please Advice!!!

Your Sweet Heart,

vuxy
09 Feb 2011 14:40

Hi! beatiful people; I've missed u a looooooooooot. this year i' based under outreach program/field work with limited office hours.

I have nothing to comment on gen cause its boring.

I STILL LOVE U GUYS!!

ntoko
09 Feb 2011 14:49

New Update ppl Sara is not coming back therefore Khaphela will settle wid Patricia since there will be nothing between Khaphela no Mlamuwakhe, Paul is dead and little Dinny have Kenny as a shoulder to cry on, Khethiwe and Matt they played Bold and Beautiful now Khethy is preggy a stressed Dummy runs to Queen and they live happly ever after, Bored Ruby finally meet Nomvethe Nicho's daddy who also turned out to be Dinny's long lost father the family reconcile wedding bells are in the air again between Kenny and Dinny,Senzo and Jason splitted becuase Nicho and Jason play BB desparate Senzo is back home wid Sbuda and Chrissy and Ntombi

tswanza
09 Feb 2011 14:50

Last week my husband, Thato, organized a trip to Durban, for me, my friend Lineo and her husband Tshepo. Tshepo and I once had sex at their house during Thabiso's birthday party. No one ever found out about this. It was a closely guarded secret. Mid-way to Durban, we stopped at a garage to refresh. Lineo went to the ladies, whilst my husband, Thato, remained in the car, and I went to the shops to buy some drinks and light snacks. While at the fridge taking out drinks out, I felt someone touching my big ass nicely. When I looked back, I saw my friend's husband, Tshepo, smiling at me, I asked him 'what are you doing?', he said to me, 'don't worry your husband is still in the car, with my wife waiting for you'. I smiled at him and he said, he wants to have nyobing with me tonight, I said to him we'll
see what happens when we arrive in Durban .

We bought whatever we were buying and went straight to the car. In the car I was in the back seat with my friend Lineo, our husbands were in the front, with my husband being the driver. When we left home I was wearing a light skirt that goes above my knees,with my curvaceous body out in the open for everyone to envy mybeautiful body. I was really attractive even my husband, Thato, was happy with the way I was. In the car, I was seating behind my husband's seat and Lineo was seating behind hers. This was easy for me to look at Lineo'shusband, obviously for him to have a good view of my legs and pantieswhen I open for him.
His wife was unaware of what I was doing. I could see Tshepo was fidgeting in the front seat but still wanting
more view. My mood had changed in the car, and this caught the attention of Lineo who asked me why am I happy like this, I said to her don't worry am just happy the four of us are going to spend the weekend in Durban .
We arrived in Durban, we parked the car at the Hotel Parking and we started unloading our luggage. While Lineo was busy in th ecar-boot with my husband assisting her, I slowly moved out of the car with my legs wide open for Tshepo to see what he has been missing, at that time he was acting as if he was talking on the phone. We checked in before dinnertime would pass at the hotel. We had reserved two rooms. We went to our rooms to freshen up. I decided to wear a beautiful long evening dress without panties on, as the dress did not require any. My husband said to me I am so beautiful.

Weiss
09 Feb 2011 14:53

Lmao @ Thethe & tswanza...

tswanza
09 Feb 2011 14:59

slb
09 Feb 2011 15:02

@Ntoko,is tht 4 real?Pls tell me u r joking..

tswanza
09 Feb 2011 15:04

I blushed and suna him on the cheek. Afterwards we headed for the dinner hall, where, Lineo and her husband Tshepo were waiting. When we entered the dinner hall, Tshepo was staring at me and I could read his mind which was saying "I want you babe, I just want you". The problem was he could not say it as his wife was there and I was with my husband. We sat down on the round table. I sat next to Tshepo on the left, as he was with his wife who was on his right and my husband on my right. We were eating, laughing and enjoying our food, with my mind not there
but in my friend's husband, and, I know his mind was also in me. When busy talking and eating I felt Tshepo's hand pulling my dress up for him to feel my thighs nicely without any dress disturbing him. I acted
as if there was nothing going on just laughing and looking at my friend Lineo and my husband Thato. My long dress was now turned to something like a mini skirt. My kuku was just in the open, obviously there was no one seeing it. My husband held me by his hand, playing innocently; he was unaware that his friend is opening my legs wider to
play with my Big Hole. I felt his hand gently pushing my legs wider so that he can put his fingers inside my already wet Big Hole. He was playing with kuku nicely and fingering me and I lost concentration on the food, with two men working me on me like this. We finished eating, and my husband said he wants to sleep as he was tired of driving,
Lineo also felt she needed some sleep. Now all eyes were on Tshepo,my friend's husband and I. I said I need to feel the sea before I sleep. Tshepo opted to join me to walk in the beach.

The two of us went to the beach, with one thing in our minds, to nyoba whatever it takes. While walking on the beach I could see Tshepo's Big Willy Shaft bulging with a huge pole on his pants visible and I laughed, knowing very much well that my kuku was also wet and releasing juice, with no panties on, the juice was flowing down my thighs I wanted to cry for his bulging Big Willy Shaft to be inside me. I could not control myself I pulled him to me, next to the 'Ladies'
and suna him. His hugely bulging Big Willy Shaft was touching me. We suned and I felt his hand going up my legs inside my long dress, cried Tshepo, Tshepo, Tshepo". People were passing and looking at us, we
ignored them and continued, and by that time I was unzipping his trouser to release his Big Willy Shaft out. We then moved behind the toilets for some privacy. We were moving, with me holding his Big Willy Shaft with my hand. I pushed him to the wall and lowered his trouser and underwear. I pulled my long dress up to free my legs and squatted with my Big Hole getting fresh sea breeze and started sucking his pipi. I held his bums with my hands with his Big Willy Shaft in my mouth.

His hands were holding my head to his Big Willy Shaft. I moved back and fro on him. I heard him scream, "Ohhhhhhhh!!!!! Lerato, ooouuucccchhhhh!". After releasing his juices in my mouth I stood up and suned him passionately. By that time he was opening my legs wider pulling my dress up, with no panties on, he put his Big Willy Shaft easily inside my wet and tsugetswi Big Hole, I screamed.

"Ahhhhhhhh!". He nyoba me with my body on the wall, his hands carrying my legs and
BigWilly doing in and out. I was enjoying myself. We changed positions, I held the wall with my hands. He put his
hands above my hips and I opened wider for him and he easily slotted his BigWilly in my Big Hole. He was going back and forth from behind,roaring like a lion. I was really happy and crying at the same time. My friend's husband doing it nicely on me from behind. We came and suned with his trousers still down. I then told him we should do it
tomorrow while Thato and Lineo are swimming. By that time he was penetrating me again, with his hand holding my other leg up. He was responding to me while going up and down on me, saying "Yes, yes".

Afterwards he put me down and came from the back. He nyoba me and wished we could do this more in the room at the hotel. We finished and I went to the 'ladies' to refresh and he went to the gents' to clean up. We met outside as if nothing happened between the two of us and went to the hotel. We entered the lift and forgot to press the floors we are going to, as we started kissing and caressing again. We pressed the top floor to give ourselves ample time to enjoy
each other's company.

MAGNET2DISASTER
09 Feb 2011 15:18

NOW THATS WHAT AM TALKING ABOUT,A BIT OF EXCITEMENT,TSWANZA BABE WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?TJO!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111THINGS HAPPEN MARA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ntoko
09 Feb 2011 15:21

Aibo Guys what are you'll blogging about now they gonna block the rum plz lets gets back to gene

Musarigo
09 Feb 2011 15:22

@ Ntwaza mh wena maani: when I first saw ur post I was like mxm, what an essay, i stated reading on the last paragraph.... but yho it seemed lyk i miced a lot ndaqala ekqaleni yho yho yho & now believe me u , my kuku also wants Thato ndimincile ngoku tl tltlt

back 2 Generations: can some1 pls remind Mfundi that when he created Paul, he gave him two pple Rachael & Grace .... I gues ulibele

tswanza
09 Feb 2011 15:32

@ M2D, OH THIS THINGS REALLY DO HAPPEN

MAGNET2DISASTER
09 Feb 2011 15:37

HAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!NTOKO I ACTUALLY THOUGHT OF YOU 1ST WHEN I MADE A LIST OF PEOPLE WHO ARE GOING TO BE AGAINST THIS AND MY WAS I RIGHT,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,KE TSWANZA O TSENYA SPICE MO NAMENG YA TONKI,MMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!UTLWA JAAKA E NKGA MONATE,RONA RE LAPILE KE DITSWAPO,HEHEHEHEHEHEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

tswanza
09 Feb 2011 15:38

We had visitors at dinner time. It was time for them to leave when our daughter Maureen offered to lead us in prayer
Dear God,
I thank you for giving me such lovable parents, thank you for the visitors and their children who ate all my cookies and ice cream. Bless them so that they shall never have to come to our home for supper. Forgive the boy who was wrestling with my sister on her bed and this naughty girl for eating sausage on my brother’s pants as he slept on the settee, and this winter please send clothes to all those poor naked ladies in Daddy's Cell phone, & build shelter to the homeless men who sleep with mum when dad is at work ..…Amen

tswanza
09 Feb 2011 15:48

back to generations, i think kenneth will go for dinny, after paul death

Mrs Chix
09 Feb 2011 15:52

LOLEST tswanza hahaha hahaha pliz continues. hahahaha

liya2010
09 Feb 2011 16:01

@tswanza ROTFLMAO what a way 2 end my day

nzuzo
09 Feb 2011 16:19

Think before U speak!!

Wife goes to Woolworths, sees men's underwear on sale.
She buys a dozen of the same colour.
Goes home and gives hubby.
Hubby protests, "Why buy me same colour? People will think I do not change underwear!!

Wife asks,"Which people?"

charmagal
09 Feb 2011 16:56

@nzuzo---lolest
hes spyin himself

S.K
10 Feb 2011 07:32

Morning y'all.
Missed u yesterday.
When i read nswanza's comments, i just thought M2D will be happiest woman alive!!!!

sexy d
10 Feb 2011 08:49

morning all

@S.K indeed M2D was phela she was busy packing up her clothes to leave this blog wen nswanza come to de rescue''wink''

B2G
KENNETH shame kante o tshaba go swa lol wen he was seeing himself on the coffin..

ntoko
10 Feb 2011 08:57

Sexy-D I was gonna say the same thing we all laughed at home while Kenny cried his lungs out after he saw his pic in the coffin, same applies to the criminals wait untill u point the gujn at them

liya2010
10 Feb 2011 09:01

molweni nonke

did paul realy had 2 go 2 dat ward, why is he torturing himself lyk dat & i think he must tel Dinny dat he's dying

S.K
10 Feb 2011 09:02

Ay Mashaba really killed me. I think that scene was the most laughable one in the whole of Gen scenes!!!!!!

blackiekagiso
10 Feb 2011 09:20

@sexyD leyone toro yateng ene ele maswe thata dont you think?

OlothandoD
10 Feb 2011 09:21

Morning guys

@tswanza eish my lips are sealed

blackiekagiso
10 Feb 2011 09:28

hey s.k how are you tsala?

charmagal
10 Feb 2011 09:33

mrng peepz

Atleast kenny hlpd us yesterday watch gen wth a smile
i laughed so hard ma e scream

liya2010
10 Feb 2011 10:15

NEVA LIE TO YOUR BOSS

Boss said to an employee: " Do you believe in life after death

Employee: " Certainly not! There's no proof of it, he replied

Boss: " Well there is now. After you left early yesterday to go to your uncles funeral, He came here looking 4u

ownah m p
10 Feb 2011 10:24

dumelang.

bezu
10 Feb 2011 11:08

hellowooooooooooooooo pp! missed you guys like crazy !! these days I'm busy with something that'w why I hardly blog!!anyway hope u r all well!!! has anybody heard from our mothers to be!! abo Rabu- thato??

MsKim
10 Feb 2011 11:10

I told her; ''i might not be rich , have money o cars o companies like my friend John, bt i luv u & i adore u.''she looked at me with tears in her eyes & hugged me lyk ther wus no 2mrow & whispered in my ear....'' If u luv me, introduce me to John. . .''

Kenny classic

S.K
10 Feb 2011 12:26

Nurses aren't supposed to laugh........

"Of course I won't laugh," said the nurse. "I'm a professional. In over twenty years I've never laughed at a patient."

"Okay then," said Fred, and he proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the smallest male part the nurse had ever seen. It's length and width was almost identical to a AAA battery.

Unable to control herself, the nurse tried to stop a giggle, but it just came out. And then she started laughing at the fact that she was laughing. Feeling very badly that she had laughed at the man's part, she composed herself as well as she could.

"I am so sorry," she said. "I don't know what came over me. On my honour as a nurse and a lady, I promise that won't happen again. Now, tell me, what seems to be the problem?"

"It's swollen," Fred replied.

She ran out of the room.

benzito
10 Feb 2011 12:59

boring sopie, they rather pay me to watch their stupid sopie.

Mrs Chix
10 Feb 2011 14:06

kwakwakwa nice one S.K

MAGNET2DISASTER
10 Feb 2011 14:14

batho sis tswanza o kae?

ownah m p
10 Feb 2011 14:16

kwaaaa kwaaaaaaaaaaaa ijoooo le polaya ha botshe.

ntoko
10 Feb 2011 14:20

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha swollen hahahahahahahahahahah SK

Hosh
10 Feb 2011 14:36

AAA battery swollen GPY...

ownah m p
10 Feb 2011 14:36

@bezu hei.... you know what i miss those too and hey Thato o sale a tsamaile.

charmagal
10 Feb 2011 14:59

@sk lolest

maloo
10 Feb 2011 22:28

hi mablogs,i have been away for a while but i am back.i was still reading your comments though.guys i am little dissappointed,dont get me wrong mablo,i like most of the jokes,they really make me laugh,but come on guys they are too much.does this mean they is nothing happening in gen this days to comment about?lets see,how about khethiwe boring as ever,complaining about everything.sam and sharon boring sharon not smiling anymore.,dumy he is still munipulative,jealous. Kenneth a monster thanks to ace.imagine him saying paul must make dineo hate him.so that dineo can move on with her life.

S.K
11 Feb 2011 07:18

Maloo sisi, there is nothing interesting about the soupie that can make us comment about from morning till sunset. We stil watch coz we just loyal viewers!!!!!! The more reason to blog is that we love each other too much to stay away from the blog!!!!!!! Jokes are the only thing that can keep us together, for now.

Hope that answers your question.

ownah m p
11 Feb 2011 07:45

hey all!!
@S.K you are so damn right

sexy d
11 Feb 2011 08:58

morning all

@S.K well put there is nothing 2 comment abt in gen..

S.K
11 Feb 2011 09:02

Ok, moving right along.

Lil Johnny has done it again.

An elementary school math teacher asked her class one day, "If there are three birds on a wire, and a farmer shot one, how many are left?"

One little boy said two, but little Sally, realizing it was a trick question, said, "None, 'cause everyone knows that if you shoot at birds they all fly away." The teacher congratulates her on her correct answer.

Little Johnny, however, disagreed. He said, "No, there would be one -- the one that the farmer shot."

The teacher replied, "No, Johnny, you're wrong, but I like the way you think."

"OK, teacher, I have a riddle for you," boasted Johnny. "Let's say three women are at a bar and they each order a single scoop ice cream cone. The first one eats it by gently licking it around the edges, the second slowly sucks the ice cream off the cone from the top, and the third gobbles the top and then sucks the rest out of the cone. Which one is married?"

After a few seconds of contemplation, the teacher replied, "Well, I think it must be the third, the one that gobbles the top and sucks out the inside."

Johnny responded, "No, teacher, you're wrong -- it's the one with the wedding ring. But I like the way you think."

S.K
11 Feb 2011 09:34

Nich will never show up for that Presentation and if he does, it will be a DISASTER!!!

S.K
11 Feb 2011 09:37

I think he will also get fired and Mashaba will welcome him with warm hands

Msjackson
11 Feb 2011 09:52

When is khethis court date or they have forgoten abt it. Nichs sucks lest hope today he will be taught a lesson nd come dwn to earth

MsKim
11 Feb 2011 09:55

One intern's loss is another one's gain I agree with u S.K. i wonder wats going to happen btwn Nich n Senzo (working together)

Kazika
11 Feb 2011 09:57

what is it with khethiwe and the stupid story. she wants people to feel sorr for her. as for keneth i knew the concerned brother act would not last long.

ntoko
11 Feb 2011 10:13

Employee: Excuse me sir, may I talk to you?
Boss: Sure, come on in. What can I do for you?
Employee: Well sir, as you know, I have been an employee of this prestigious firm for over ten years.
Boss: Yes.
Employee: I won't beat around the bush. Sir, I would like a raise. I currently have four companies after me and so I decided to talk to you first.
Boss: A raise? I would love to give you a raise, but this is just not the right time.
Employee: I understand your position, and I know that the current economic down turn has had a negative impact on sales, but you must also take into consideration my hard work, pro- activeness and loyalty to this company for over a decade.
Boss: Taking into account these factors, and considering I don't want to start a brain drain, I'm willing to offer you a ten percent raise and an extra five days of vacation time. How does that sound?
Employee: Great! It's a deal! Thank you, sir!
Boss: Before you go, just out of curiosity, what companies were after you?
Employee: Oh…Truworths, Woolworths, Edgars & my Credit Card Company

LaPam
11 Feb 2011 10:34

Hello People..... i missed you all like crazy. Just popped in to say hello. i have been gone and we have new members of the family, welcome guys.

tswanza
11 Feb 2011 10:52

A husband working abroad wrote to his wife...

Dear Sweetheart,

I can't send my salary this month, so I am sending 100 kisses. You are my sweetheart.

Your loving husband,
B

His wife replied...
Sweetheart Dearest,
Thanks for the 100 kisses, below is the list of expenses I paid with the Kisses....

1. The Milk man agreed on 2 kisses for one month's milk.
2. The electricity man agreed not to disconnect us only after 7 kisses.
3. Your landlord comes every day to take 2 or 3 kisses instead of the rent
4. Supermarket owner did not accept kisses only, so I gave him other items hope you understand.
5. Other expenses 40 kisses.
Please don't worry about me, I have a remaining balance of 35 kisses and I hope I can complete the month using this balance...
Shall I plan the same for next month? Please Advice!!!

Your Sweet Heart,

charmagal
11 Feb 2011 10:54

Poems written by WIFE and HUSBAND…
WIFE:
I wrote your name on sand it got washed.
I wrote your name in air, it was blown away.
Then I wrote your name on my heart & I got Heart Attack.

HUSBAND:
God saw me hungry, he created pizza.
He saw me thirsty, he created Pepsi.
He saw me in dark, he created light.
He saw me without problems, he created YOU…
WIFE:
Twinkle twinkle little star
You should know what you are
And once you know what you are
Mental hospital is not so far.
HUSBAND:
The rain makes all things beautiful.
The grass and flowers too.
If rain makes all things beautiful
Why doesn't it rain on you?
WIFE:
Roses are red; Violets are blue
Monkeys like u should be kept in zoo.
Don't feel so angry you will find me there too
Not in cage but laughing at you..

charmagal
11 Feb 2011 10:56

Husband went on a night out with his friends the wife is
furious and tells the kids that when he comes back they must not open
the door for him.
At about 12 o'clock the husband comes back and knocks the wife tells him
"tsamaya oile robala mo o tswang teng" and the husband answered" gaise
kere ke tlo robala, ke tlo lata chelete. Ke SPECIAL sa bo magosha ko
Sunnyside! The wife opened and said

"Foesek, wa nnyela tsena mo ntlung o robale"

tswanza
11 Feb 2011 11:00

will nicholas succed today, eish that guy!!!

S.K
11 Feb 2011 11:36

Hahahahaha, charmagal!!!!! Clever man.
Guys, m so in love with this language above, not sure if its tswana or sotho but ingishaya ding dong!!!

ntoko
11 Feb 2011 11:42

UThisha ubuza uSipho ukuthi yini inkukhu ngesingisi, Sipho jumps up excited wathi it's a Shicken * in a Zulu accent* the class started laughing and he quickly said " Ngiyadlala AMA pieces"

S.K
11 Feb 2011 11:47

@Taz, they say, a leopard never changes it's spot.

Hosh
11 Feb 2011 11:56

@ Ntoko yooooo....., hayi uyandiqiba grl Gpy

maud
11 Feb 2011 12:20

@ntoko, please you will get me fired ,

titidi
11 Feb 2011 12:30

Amadoda amabini abone itente emhlophe, atsho phakathi engamenywanga.

Ibuze enye indoda kwenye ehleli ecalukwayo.

Indoda 1: Kawutsho wethu, kutshone bani apha?

Indoda 2: Hayi wethu yibirthday.

Indoda 1: Yekabani?

Indoda 2: Andazi mfondini? Ingathi yeka Thuyu.

Indoda 1: Ngongubani apha?

Indoda 2: Andimazi nam ndithe ndigqitha ngendlela ndangena ndiva xa
kuculwa kusithiwa "HAPPY BIRTHDAY Thuyu!!!!!!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY
Thuyu!!!!!!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY
Thuyu!!! "

titidi
11 Feb 2011 12:31

SAD HUSBAND

I spent R 380 to buy my Wife Lunch at Spur and she was excited, I spent R 7 800 for her shopping, she was over the moon and I spent R 120 to buy her airtime, she was happy. But I spent R 50 to buy myself a prostitute (Oh Nkosi yami, is'febenyana nje!) she was angry and wanted to divorce me. This is not fair! Women, they don't get satisfied!!!

gugulethu72
11 Feb 2011 12:57

Someone can i have an update on yesterday's Episode of Generations please????

OlothandoD
11 Feb 2011 13:00

@titidi, lolest, its not only the value of money that counts but what you spend it on that really matters!

S.K
11 Feb 2011 14:29

@Gugulethu

Dineo insisted on knowing what is it that she musn't be told about. Well, Paul wanted to tell her but Kenneth, being the monster that he is, and being brainwashed by Ace, decided to lie and told Dinny that Paul was planning a suprise honeymoon. So, Dinny was happy.

Paul got a letter from the publishers which had bad news. Thye couldnt publish his books. He got frustrated and when Senzo walked in, he saw him on the state but Paul refused to say whats going on. He threw away the letter in the bin and Senzo went an read it. Later at the gym, Senzo told Dineo that Paul heard the bad news. So,poor Dinny drew a conclusion that this is the thing that has been stressing Paul all along. She went home and told Paul that she knows whats going on with him. He was so puzzled coz he thought she was talkin about cancer. Well lucky for him, she was talking about the book.

Matt came to collect his stuff at Shaz's place, they chatted like bro and sis!! They had fun. Then Shaz asked him o move back in, lil did she know that Sam has already asked his mom to visit since the baby is coming.

Khethiwe is being the pain in the butt. She wants that story, Sbuda and Dinny turned her down. Went to Dumi to back her up, stil no luck. He told her that he is just against the whole thing. She's bein a bitch as usual.

Nich was busy preparing for a presentation at night in the office. Sbuda is still sceptical about him heading the presentation. His dad called him to wish him luck! Later he went to have fun with some ladies, not very good in acting but ya! He got drunk and i personally dont think the presentation will happen, never mind pitching at work. LOL

Hope u covered.

ntoko
11 Feb 2011 14:43

I think Nich won't be able to do the presentation but Katja will i bet u, I think by the tym little Dinny get home Paul will be hanging on the roof,hahahahaha m kidding surprise dinner with candle lights and sprinkled roses all over the room nah lets wait and see.

ntoko
11 Feb 2011 14:55

Cheating

Sipho: Dad I want to marry Zandile

Dad: No ways my son, Zandile is your sister, her father was working
in JHB so I had a relationship with her Mum and She gave birth to
Zandile, but please don't tell your Mum.

Sipho: Okay Dad.

Six months later Sipho had courted another lady called Zingisa.

Sipho: Dad I have Zingisa now and I want to marry her

Dad: Son She is also my daughter, Her father was also working at the
Mines so I impregnated her Mum, please don't tell your Mum again.

Sipho had no other means but to let his Mum know about this

Sipho: Mum I wanted to marry Zandile but Dad told me that She is his
child, again I went to Zingisa, again He told me the same story, what is
happening?

Mum: Don't worry my Son, go on with your plans, you can marry whoever
between the two.

Sipho: How? I can't Mum coz they are both my sisters.

Mum: You are not his child; He used to sleep out so Dlamini our
neighbour is your father.

Sipho fainted.

S.K
11 Feb 2011 14:56

Ntoko what u doing to me now, yazi i just laughed out so loud, my boss was passing by. hahahahahaha. And the reason y i jusy lolled so much is that i was thinking of the same thin, Hanging on the roof!!!!!!! hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, kwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwawka!!!!!!!

S.K
11 Feb 2011 14:59

Ay this family!!!!!!!!!

Tito
11 Feb 2011 15:13

Tsanza good one. If it

Tito
11 Feb 2011 15:13

Tsanza good one. If it not a

Tito
11 Feb 2011 15:13

Tsanza good one. If it not a copy a and patse

ntoko
11 Feb 2011 15:16

Guys plz invite me on FB

S.K
11 Feb 2011 15:28

email me your details Ntoko, i mean now.

ntoko
11 Feb 2011 15:34

K

ownah m p
11 Feb 2011 15:37

kwaaaaa kwa kwa you guys are killings me.....ooooh here comes the lecture>>>>" hides">>>>>

MsKim
11 Feb 2011 15:39

full name @ntoko

maud
11 Feb 2011 16:11

pm you real name , you will be sorted

peachez
12 Feb 2011 11:00

Hi guys

A friend of mine introduced me to this site and lucky for me it had to be on a Saterday when absolutely nothing happens in the office. I find all of your blogs to be so refreshing, i am sitting alone at the board and laughing like craze at all of your jokes, especially little johnny... keep well and please keep the humor flowing, oooohhhh @tswanza still waiting for the END!

Msjackson
13 Feb 2011 14:28

Helo helo darlings what happend on gens friday? Nicks presentation, dinny and paul, kenny nd crazy khethiwe plzzzzzzzzzzz help

sexy d
14 Feb 2011 08:17

morning and Hapi valentines day love you all

Msjackson
14 Feb 2011 09:05

thanks sexy d love u too

Msjackson
14 Feb 2011 09:14

blackiekagiso
14 Feb 2011 09:27

good morning my lovies happy valentine's day i love you all.

Msjackson
14 Feb 2011 09:42

well jason will cheat on senzo with the blonde kartja mmm thats drama coming i cnt wait for it

MsKim
14 Feb 2011 09:43

Nick went to work drunk so, Jason went with Ktaja.

thanks guys Happy Valentines to u too.

S.K
14 Feb 2011 09:54

Morning
Have a good day!!!!!!!

ntoko
14 Feb 2011 10:04

I need sum1 who's gonna explain Valentine's Day to me maybe i will reconsider celebrating it otherwise i am so lost, I love everyday and 1 day will never change the way i feel i never sent any messages,gifts and staff i am only responding to the messages sent to me.

italian kisser
14 Feb 2011 10:06

Morning and happy valentines day every one

italian kisser
14 Feb 2011 10:07

Morning and happy valentines day every one

Msuthukazi
14 Feb 2011 11:24

Morning lovely peeps!

OlothandoD
14 Feb 2011 11:43

Morning people

An update on what happened on Friday will be more than welcome!

Love you all

liya2010
14 Feb 2011 11:54

Goeimore almal
Geniet jou dag.....

OlothandoD
14 Feb 2011 12:09

@liya2010

Is that greeting?

MsKim
14 Feb 2011 12:15

jus received flowers n chocolates. i don't care who St Valentines is and wer, how, wat and why. am enjoying my chocolates. now pple in the office r staring its begining to annoy me.. sorry pple am not sharing but got love for y'all.

charmagal
14 Feb 2011 12:17

hawu @Mskim
sharin is carin , wat happnd to dat?

OlothandoD
14 Feb 2011 12:25

Good for you @MsKim,

ownah m p
14 Feb 2011 12:39

dumelang and happy valentine day to you all...
@ntoko oooh you aare not the only one who is lost but i always say that take it as fathers day, mother, womans' day.... you celebrate them to show the people close to you that you love, appreciate and you are proud of them.... this is just a celebration dear for our love for one another. If you dont blv in it you might as well stop celebrating the others.

yogi
14 Feb 2011 13:09

Hi mabloggers!!!! Howzit howzit? Mna m gud.
Andisazi esasjem-jem senkwenkwe singu Nicholas sikrobe kulamnyango wasebar. Uthakatha gqithi. U Katja saved her from embarrasing himself, he comes in smelling lyk a shebeen enxibe yesterdayz clothes n expects u Jason to go to la presentation with him, uyahlanya.

ntoko
14 Feb 2011 13:21

Well said Yogi la ndlela othetha ngayo ivakala ka mmandi kwaye inesigqi esasjem-jem sexhegokazi senkwenkwe ai ai i love isixhosa maan

Msuthukazi
14 Feb 2011 14:36

ja guys, still havin flu.

just pop in and out checking on you guys.

shero
14 Feb 2011 15:05

Gudday Bathong,miss a lot

shero
14 Feb 2011 15:09

Wetha we are Young n Restless Generations , Living in 7de Laan or Weking Backstage de Lord is able 2 make us Bold n Beautiful all the Days of our lives.

Have a nice and wonderful week.love u all

MsKim
14 Feb 2011 15:48

@charmagal... pple love critisizing valentines then they expect u to share yo gifts realllly??

MsKim
14 Feb 2011 16:20

Good one Shero.

i don't think its necessary to analysis the whole valentines meaning o watever...

do u guys ask all these questions abt mothers/fathers day... can we jus enjoy ourselves n shame the devil... we love eachother thats all that matters...

stop being stubborn n enjoy yoself with yo loved ones..

hey ntoko saw yo request, you so beatiful girl.. lovely pics.

S.K
14 Feb 2011 16:34

Shero, my status on FB today. Thank u. Oh yes, m stealing it. lol

peachez
15 Feb 2011 07:50

Goodmorning jews and gentiles, please can the PEACH have an update on Genz last night.....as you all know it was V-day and some of us had dates....

MAGNET2DISASTER
15 Feb 2011 07:53

morning,people i want an explanation from mfundi,i want to know if sharon's womb is made of plastic coz that was the cleanest baby ever born in the history of human kind!anyway shaz nailed the part

Kazika
15 Feb 2011 08:04

Morning everyone. i agree with you mag shaz nailed the part but that baby was way too old to be a newborn baby. It was so cute though i could help but laugh when things did not go a planned and Reheased by sam.

MAGNET2DISASTER
15 Feb 2011 08:09

@kzk did you see the way sam's face reacted when he was watching shaz push?he looked like a grade one student looking for his shoe in the morning,i lolled so bad that tears streamed down my face and to think shaz had to go through that after her baby bro crushed her date with a sugamama!tjo!mfundi o cruel bathong

peachez
15 Feb 2011 08:24

Am i by any chance making blank comments, sk where is you at?

Msjackson
15 Feb 2011 08:29

sam and shaz s baby took a shower and comd his hair before deciding to join us to the world mmm smart kid no wonder why he was old.

ntoko
15 Feb 2011 08:32

Hahahahahahahaahahah @ M2d ok lemme comment ooooohhh thanx Mskim Darling i am beautiful more inside honey and my intention is to meet SK the sooner the better cos she is just a call away we r almost in the same area

Msjackson
15 Feb 2011 08:36

Weiss
15 Feb 2011 08:49

Hello every1! @peachez - patience, love. Sum1 will reply. I wish I could but I cant (just because).

Msjackson
15 Feb 2011 08:50

helo ppl

Kazika
15 Feb 2011 08:56

keneth was right when he said theyvmust do the child a favour and give him to their parents to raise him.

sexy d
15 Feb 2011 08:57

Good morning

@Msjackson kwwwwwaaaa kwwaaaa a shower n comb his hair wow shaz womb must have everything..
@M2D i saw his face lenna i couldnt stop lol
I also say she did indeed nail that part nare samuel wanted to take pics while shaz is busy pushing haikhona o na le sebete as for paul he should knw beter than to trust kenneth wat the hell is he thinking. Shame poor dinny was so looking forward to spend her 1st valentine le paul and he messed it up bcos of kenneth sis man o gashu..

OlothandoD
15 Feb 2011 09:02

Morning bloggers

Are you saying Sharon delivered a baby or what. An update please,

These days am not having a chance to watch Generation and this will continue till Mid March so I will be relying on you guys. Try your level best to help.

Vandimerwe
15 Feb 2011 09:08

morning bloggers, i couldnt agree more shaz nalied the part indeed, and the whole pregnancy thing, she is a very gud actress

yogi
15 Feb 2011 09:13

@ntoko, ja man yadika la nkwenkwe rha.
Dumisani's taken aback and delighted about an unexpected offer.
Patricia is shocked to hear who the new co-owner of Siqalo might be.

Ppl pliiiiiz do not tell me that uKhethiwe is that desperate, uthengisele lamntu umxhaya kangaka ishares zakhe kuba efuna uzicengezelela, rhaaaa emva koba uSBU made her an offer mnxim.

OlothandoD
15 Feb 2011 09:15

@Tazteeq, what happened last nyt am now very eager to know, can you update a poor soul please.

Teady
15 Feb 2011 09:19

bathong kodwa the baby was very clean, i was so dissapointed
couldn't they have found a new born at least!
i hate kenneth for wat he's doing to paul

charmagal
15 Feb 2011 09:20

mrng ma blogs

Pls update us ooooooo(in a mnigerian voice) this week we r too busy i will only strt wtchn gen nxt week

plz mabloggerzzzzzzzz

Agree
15 Feb 2011 09:22

So it means Paul managed to book the whole of Tsalanang?????? as for Shams( Sharon+Sams)'s baby.........the movies does a better rendition of baby birth, they could have used tomato sauce at least.

Having cancer makes you loose your mind bcos thats exactly what Paulie is right now, LOOOOOOOOST.

OlothandoD
15 Feb 2011 09:22

plz mabloggerzzzzzzzz an update

MAGNET2DISASTER
15 Feb 2011 09:25

A Polite Way to Pee

During one of her daily classes a teacher trying to teach good manners
asked her
Students
Teacher : "Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice
young lady, how
Would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?"
Michael : "Just a minute I have to go pee."
Teacher : "That would be rude and impolite."
Teacher : "What about you Peter, how would you say it?"
Peter : "I truly am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom.
I’ll be right back."
Teacher : "That’s better, but it’s still not very nice to say the word
bathroom at the
Dinner table."
Teacher : "And you, Little Johnny , can you use your brains for once
and show us your
Good manners?"
Little Johnny : "Darling, may I please be excused for a brief moment? I
have to shake
Hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I am hoping you will get to
meet after
Dinner."
The teacher fainted……..

Classic!!!!!!!

Kind regards

Msjackson
15 Feb 2011 09:26

paul is so stupid he deserve everything that kennys doing to him is he so desperate for brotherly love to even listen to kennys rubbish , wake up paul i have never seen a stupid., fool like paul in my life ijoooo vele paul makahambe

Msjackson
15 Feb 2011 09:29

why did paul book tsalanang for ?

Msjackson
15 Feb 2011 09:36

Msjackson
15 Feb 2011 09:37

BigMama
15 Feb 2011 09:39

The labour, and delivery of the baby was so poorly done. To be honest woman just don't scream kanjalo nje, since it was a private hospital why did Sam have to stand on the door instead of coming in and cut the baby's ambilical code or hold his wifes hands... And kissing the new born, they should have skipped that part. And Shaz falling asleep immediately after delivering haaaaaaaa. Poor performance or directing. l give it 0 out 0f 10.

Msjackson
15 Feb 2011 09:43

Senzo is starting to realise that things aren't quite the way they used to be. well kartja is taking jason my girl

liya2010
15 Feb 2011 09:43

i feel so sorry 4 Dinny, Paul deserve a clap in the head & Sharon did a trmemendous job on that baby part last....samuel you should go back 2 do THABANG THABONG

BigMama
15 Feb 2011 09:44

The labour, and delivery of the baby was so poorly done. To be honest woman just don't scream kanjalo nje, since it was a private hospital why did Sam have to stand on the door instead of coming in and cut the baby's ambilical code or hold his wifes hands... And kissing the new born, they should have skipped that part. And Shaz falling asleep immediately after delivering haaaaaaaa. Poor performance or directing. l give it 0 out 0f 10.

Msjackson
15 Feb 2011 09:44

Senzo is starting to realise that things aren't quite the way they used to be. well kartja is taking jason my girl

Msjackson
15 Feb 2011 09:45