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EPISODE ONEOMG. I didn't think it was possible to have such a humdinging groups of Pigs that I could be surprised by how killworthy they are, but it is.
Where did they find them and how can they possibly be the best and brightest the US has to offer?
That Bradford is top of my shitlist in ways that are impossible to fully express without needing to smash his obsequious, eye-wrinkling grimace. It's like you can't believe anyone could actually be like that and not want to throttle themselves in loathing.
The only consolation was that the Apex of chicks laughed at him with scorn, seeing him for the cowardly bully that he is the very first moment.
The way he forced them into making his rubbish, plastic toy - I cant' even remember what it was it was so pathetic - it seriously suggested he's the sort who's capable of being a stalking psycho.
Even worse was the way he wormed out of how much his idea sucked and ended up making as if he was responsible for their victory.
I was disappointed when Apex won 'cos he'd defs have gone if they hadn't but their toy turned out way better and they definitely deserved the supper with a waitress each.
Ha! How's Melania for being the most out of proportion thing you've ever seen? Yet again it proved just how much of an arsehole the Worm is when he said she was like a princess with a grace.
I've never seen anything more ridiculous in life - her boobs and her hips and the way they splayed outwards towards the gold furnishings finished me up completely.
Speaking of scorning, I just remembered - that Stacie J. who went so berserk with the eight ball - she was in
Rob Cesternino's Reality TV film Kill Reality - which makes a lot of sense I thought.
Also totally insane is that Pamela who led the Mosaics. To my horror I found myself agreeing with that Raj about the name - ditto, ditto The Donald - WTF the cane? This and his outfits are just such an affectation, no matter how good he proves himself to be at anything - which I doubt he will - there's just no ways I'll never not want to clobber him with it.
Despite her hardness, I felt very differently about Pamela who I thought was very brave taking charge of the guys the way she did - and hysterical when she wouldn't shut up about the kids Dum and Dummer hairstyle. It's funny how someone who has no tact at all can be so intriguing and I find her very much so.
She also looks older than everyone there and yet she's one of the youngest, which is fascinating too - her hardness has been etched into her face, which means it's never gonna soften the way The Donald's suggested it should.
Clearly her hardness means she has absolutely no creativity as she was responsible for agreeing to go with the yawny, yellow, crap Crustacean Nation toy. No wonder the youngsters responded the way they did to it - in fact, thinking about it now, they should have smashed it instead of mooning around the way they did.
It was quite an incredible task wasn't it? Despite how generally uninspiring the toys were, it was remarkable that the Mattel people managed to put them together so quickly.
It's such a cool thing to just go crazy thinking up toys. The first idea the guys had of the water squirter helmut was defs the best.
I've spent huge amounts of time thinking about what toy I would have created and decided it would be one of those jetpack things Duke Nukem has. You zap it on your back, push a button and it lifts you up off the ground for a hover. Not too high obviously - for safety reasons - just a bit so you don't have to walk.
As for Rob getting the whack - he's
such a bad ambassador to the name and deserved it big time. He was one big ball of soft, moaning, attention-seeking baby and I was delighted that The Donald agreed.
How's his hair for getting unbelievably worse. It's greasy, bouffon splayed oddity is not surprising though - apparently he won't let anyone else near it, except Melania, who cuts it.
I lurve the way he's so busy-busy wheeling and dealing he's always doing them a favour arriving to see them.
Did you catch it? What did you think?