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Generations Teasers - May 2011

Written by TVSA Team from the blog Generations Teasers on 25 Apr 2011
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Coming up on Generations this May 2011:

Monday 2 May 2011
Episode 88 (3330)

Carl shows up at the apartment but doesn't get a very warm welcome. Puleng regrets putting her foot in it but the damage is done.

Khethiwe receives a 'gift' which leaves her rattled and terrified.

Tuesday 3 May 2011
Episode 89 (3331)

Kenneth is haunted by the ghosts of the past. Clearly Lungile is used to getting what he wants.

Matthew seems to be going off the rails a bit ...

Wednesday 4 May 2011
Episode 90 (3332)

Senzo invites Jason out so they can talk. Ruby is chuffed when Jigga fusses about his 'schoolwork'. Little does she know... 

Diamond goes to the pay-off point but gets more than he bargained for.

Thursday 5 May 2011
Episode 91 (3333)

Naomi's announcement leaves the men at the table stunned. When all else fails, Kenneth turns on the charm.

Dineo is not impressed by what she sees when she gets home.

Friday 6 May 2011
Episode 92 (3334)

Litha's not sure what to make of Khethiwe's strange behaviour. Katja is warned not to be too trusting.

Ngamla gets a taste of his own medicine and doesn't like it one bit.

Monday 9 May 2011
Episode 93 (3335)

Dineo seethes when her attempt to get one-up on Naomi backfires on her.

Queen is stunned when she's offered a hundred thousand rand in cash.

Lungile isn't as above board as he's led people to believe...

Tuesday 10 May 2011
Episode 94 (3336)

Puleng makes it clear Samuel is not welcome at the family meeting. It's the morning after and Carl realises he made a big mistake...

Matthew drops the bomb that his secret is already out.

Wednesday 11 May 2011
Episode 95 (3337)

Jason's admission leaves Senzo shocked and reeling. Queen is like a dog with a bone when she gets hold of an idea...

Nicholas is stung when he gets snubbed for trying to help.

Thursday 12 May 2011
Episode 96 (3338)

Dumisani can sense Khethiwe is hiding something from him. Dineo can't help being nervous about tonight, and she's not the only one.

Ace thinks he knows how to make the nightmares disappear.

Friday 13 May 2011
Episode 97 (3339)

Matthew and Choppa won't give up on their dream without a fight.

Jigga's delighted about receiving something in the post until he sees what it is.

Kenneth gets to his study and doesn't like what he sees.

Monday 16 May 2011
Episode 98 (3340)

Naomi's morning goes from bad to worse when she witnesses an exchange.

Senzo is lonely and decides to do something about it.

On the other side of the world, an ailing man is dying and alone...

Tuesday 17 May 2011
Episode 99 (3341)

Sharon walks in on a tense situation and wonders what it's about.

Jason isn't sure he's doing the right thing but he can't help himself.

Dineo has no misgivings about what kind of man her ex-husband is.

Wednesday 18 May 2011
Episode 100 (3342)

Khethiwe hopes fixing the wrongs of the past will help to fix the problems of the present.

Ruby arrives at Siqalo Court and lets rip!

What is Lungile really up to?

Thursday 19 May 2011
Episode 101 (3343)

Khaphela is taken aback and alarmed by what he finds in the garage. Samuel remembers an event which could have major implications ...

Feeling bitter and scorned, Naomi decides to get her own back.

Friday 20 May 2011
Episode 102 (3344)

Patricia is shocked by what she reads in the newspaper. Sharon insists an apology is in order but Puleng won't hear of it.

Ace is not going to let his feelings get in the way of protecting himself.

Monday 23 May 2011
Episode 103 (3345)

Khethiwe is rattled when she hears what she got up to during her drunken binge.

Ruby's worried when she's urgently summoned to Jigga's school. Is Nicholas up to his old tricks again?

Tuesday 24 May 2011
Episode 104 (3346)

Jason is fed up with an employee's behaviour and puts his foot down. Kenneth is rattled after a phone call and decides something has to be done.

Dineo makes a shocking discovery.

Wednesday 25 May 2011
Episode 105 (3347)

Ace is shocked to see his ruthless employer close to tears. Sharon doesn't know how to appease her jealous husband.

Could a disclosure about the past be just the information Lungile needs?

Thursday 26 May 2011
Episode 106 (3348)

Senzo has a huge surprise waiting for him when he wakes up. Ozzie and Tiny are finding it hard to get used to life without their friend.

Choppa is shocked when he hears the ugly truth about the woman he's infatuated with.

Friday 27 May 2011
Episode 107 (3349)

Khethiwe's left speechless by a surprise kiss. Penrose calls to say which two interns they've shortlisted.

Puleng's guilty conscience is starting to catch up with her.

Monday 30 May 2011
Episode 108 (3350)

Dineo says the hardest goodbye she's ever had to say. Samuel's had enough of pussy-footing and tells it like it is.

Kenneth finds it's true what they say - regret always comes too late.

Tuesday 31 May 2011
Episode 109 (3351)

Things are very tense in the Khumalo household this morning. Tiki and Tshalo arrive with news about Jigga.

Nicholas overhears something and is not happy about it at all.

Generations is on SABC1 Mondays to Fridays at 20h00.


The General
25 Apr 2011 22:32


25 Apr 2011 23:01

Interestng indeed

25 Apr 2011 23:29

Dying to see the action!

25 Apr 2011 23:38

Cnt wait 2 c Paul & Kenny of course!

25 Apr 2011 23:50


The General
26 Apr 2011 00:15

Eh naishe I don't see anything written about Paul here

26 Apr 2011 00:16

im no6, whoop let me read..

26 Apr 2011 05:35

Top 10 yipee!! Now le'mme read

26 Apr 2011 06:42

wow im in top 10,let me read

26 Apr 2011 06:59

Oh yey!!!!!
M in top  10

Xhosa Lite
26 Apr 2011 07:02

Damn i wanna see this. . Sounds interesting indeed

26 Apr 2011 07:29

Is paul coming back? Wow i knew mr chamer boy lungile mabena is up to no good joo drama drama.

26 Apr 2011 07:55

Atleast de is drama dis month

26 Apr 2011 08:28

Morning guys. Interesting ya

26 Apr 2011 08:37

Interesting indeed. Shame poor Paul is dying alone, wherever he is. Whose going to kiss Khethiwe? Is it that Diamond dude? lollest

26 Apr 2011 09:04

wow am on top20
lt me read

The General
26 Apr 2011 09:44

I see some people writing about Paul coming back, I don't really see anything in the teasers about Paul coming back...

26 Apr 2011 10:21


26 Apr 2011 10:32

@The Gen, they didnt say he's coming back. They just said someone on the other side of the world is dying and alone. LOL

26 Apr 2011 11:16

whats all this abt Paul coming back............................

26 Apr 2011 11:45

dumelang bagolo.....!!!

Mmm....interesting....Am missing something when is Kenneth leaving Generation and I just wonder how is he going to leave generations...???

26 Apr 2011 11:49

On the other side of the world, an ailing man is dying and alone...

26 Apr 2011 11:50


26 Apr 2011 11:52

Well my comment is based on the above statement. Its my own opinion and I for one never said Paul is coming back.

Reply from: S.K Tuesday, April 26, 2011 08:37 AM

Interesting indeed. Shame poor Paul is dying alone, wherever he is. Whose going to kiss Khethiwe? Is it that Diamond dude? lollest

26 Apr 2011 12:11

how come iev never been in th top 10. i need to up my game en that goes to u all who have neva been.

love u all am well en thanx to u guys.

so interesting but the teasers are getting smaller by th day.

26 Apr 2011 12:33

hello guys, did u see? Shaz is not preg at all, did u see her in the gym yesterday? her belly is so flat

26 Apr 2011 12:49

yeah, her belly was flat. Who said she is preggies?

26 Apr 2011 13:23

looks like we made an impact by critisising, this will be hopefully an interesting month, dankie...

26 Apr 2011 14:08

Interesting dis month. Lungile is more like Kenny. Ahh dat Nicolus thing wen wil we stop seeing him on our screens?

26 Apr 2011 14:17

I heard kenny wnt be killed but he will get whats coming to him 4 a long time

26 Apr 2011 14:18

I heard kenny wnt be killed but he will get whats coming to him 4 a long time

26 Apr 2011 14:19

I heard kenny wnt be killed but he will get whats coming to him 4 a long time

26 Apr 2011 14:45

Hi guyz, seems lyk there is drama ths mönth,is paul comn bac.

The General
26 Apr 2011 14:47

I saw the 'Jaco scene' on Saturday's omnibus, and that was bad acting at its worst, as well as Dlomo 'punching' Kenny without even touching his face. Queen should also just leave Generations now cause there's no more storyline for her...

26 Apr 2011 14:55


Khethiwe is driving a tazz???? i saw it on last week on tv!!!!!! tazz??????

26 Apr 2011 15:00

i got the explanation,someone on the other side of the world who is dying  ke Paul,hence the hardest goodbye dineo ever had to make ....don tu think?

26 Apr 2011 15:04

are you referring to khethiwe or  Winnie Modise??????

26 Apr 2011 15:11

Let us laugh a bit plz,there is thz story whn a blac woman had a child with a chinese man so it hapnd that the child became sick,child's anty cried & said i knew it.the chinese did nt understand u knw(english) afta some tym the chinese man went 2 the lady & ask wat she meant by "i knew it"the lady said i knew chinese thns are nt stron i knew ths chld wil die.

26 Apr 2011 15:16

LMAO, Hahahahahahaha. Nice one Kayb

26 Apr 2011 15:50

@Kayb , lol  hayi wena 

@58843,, sana referring to Khaethiwe Buthelezi, hayi bo tazz???? uyenzeni ini imali ka Bhuti Tau???? ade ahambe nge Tazz, i tazz klk izakuthengwa yimina not yena, haaaaaaa

26 Apr 2011 16:03

Hie to you all!

Its been long since I visited this site, I hope this month there will be some action. 

I feel sorry for Paul, and cant wait to see the guy who will kiss Khethy

Love you all maBloggers!

26 Apr 2011 16:06

hi Olo hud....wlcme bk hme...we msd u

26 Apr 2011 16:14

Yeah, I think i saw it too. She was at the packing lot at Siqalo and she was shown coming out of it, even though m not sure if its really a Tazz but it was definately a cheap car!!!! tltltltltltlt

26 Apr 2011 16:40

@Tazteeq, sana Khethiwe she use to have ama  millions frm Bhuti Tau, uwenze ini????? or Generation didnt afford to hire a car for her, corse Connie a.k.a. Karabo Moroka was driving a mercedes Benz, latest, when she saw Tau, at the parking lot, at list nokuba ke ibiyi Polo pLAYA , or Cleo, not Tazz, wena, 

byee all im out,

26 Apr 2011 17:25

OMW!!!dis z a must watch...cant wait already,yipeeeee,gen z definately up 4 a cumback

27 Apr 2011 10:19

alo alo

27 Apr 2011 10:21

ze germans are approaching ze camp were are ze soldiers

27 Apr 2011 10:22

Son: Mummy do you know that our maid is an Angel?
Mummy: Why do you say that?
Son: I saw her naked with her hands up on the wall screaming,
"Oh God I'm coming!
"If it was not for daddy that was holding her tight from behind, she would have gone to heaven

27 Apr 2011 10:23

proper guy

Umwaume umo upepa dobo aisafika pa ng'anda. Aisa sanga abakashi naba lala pa bed ninshi bali mu G string. Elo aisa amba ukuseka guyi. Abakashi ba mwipusha ati finshi muleseka? Nokwisa asuka ati: epo nafyalilwa nsha monapo amatako nayafwala ama pata pata!

27 Apr 2011 10:24

Halo kid. Looks like amabloggers asengakavuki

27 Apr 2011 10:33

Halo sloe lets do this th blogger way
@ Sloe may be they are on strike!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
iam thinking lets encourage them with the word maybe thay are tired of living yah?

27 Apr 2011 10:34

One Day I Decided To Quit

Don’t we all have a day or days that we felt like “I wanted to quit”?
This is so beautiful and so true. Enjoy!!!

One day I decided to quit...

I quit my job, my relationship, my spirituality... I wanted to quit my

I went to the woods to have on last talk with God.

"God", I said. "Can you give me one good reason not to quit?"

His answer surprised me... "Look around", He said. "Do you see the fern
and the bamboo?"

"Yes", I replied.

When I planted the fern and the bamboo seeds, I took very good care of
them. I gave them light. I gave them water.

The fern quickly grew from the earth. Its brilliant green covered the

Yet nothing came from the bamboo seed. But I did not quit on the bamboo.

In the second year the Fern grew more vibrant and plentiful. And again,
nothing came from the bamboo seed. But I did not quit on the bamboo. He

"In the third year, there was still nothing from the bamboo seed. But I
would not quit. In the fourth year, again, there was nothing from the
bamboo seed. "I would not quit." He said. "Then in the fifth year a tiny
sprout emerged from the earth.

Compared to the fern it was seemingly small and insignificant... But just
6 months later the bamboo rose to over 100 feet tall.

It had spent the five years growing roots.

Those roots made it strong and gave it what it needed to survive. I would
not give any of my creations a challenge it could not handle."

He said to me. "Did you know, my child, that all this time you have been
struggling, you have actually been growing roots."

"I would not quit on the bamboo. I will never quit on you. " Don't compare
yourself to others ." He said. " The bamboo had a different purpose than
the fern . Yet, they both make the forest beautiful."

Your time will come, "God said to me. " You will rise high! "

How high should I rise?" I asked.

How high will the bamboo rise?" He asked in return.

"As high as it can?" I questioned.

"Yes." He said, "Give me glory by rising as high as you can."

I left the forest and brought back this story.
I hope these words can help you see that God will never give up on you.

He will never give up on you.
Never regret a day in your life.
Good days give you happiness
Bad days give you experiences;
Both are essential to life.

Keep going...

Happiness keeps you Sweet,

Trials keep you Strong, Sorrows keep you Human,

Failures keep you humble, Success keeps You Glowing,

But Only God keeps You Going! Stay blessed!!!!!!!!

With thanks to Jade Natasha Gailey

27 Apr 2011 10:35

so guys come on en lets have fun. iam going out en wen i come i should find u guyz ok.

mabloggerz i  love you en pulizi cant wait to blog with u.

27 Apr 2011 10:48

Eish encouraging words kid. The only problem wth us is that we fail to wait. We just want God to come through right when we want and if he doesnt we give up. Mabloggers holidays are over come and blog wth us.

27 Apr 2011 11:15

guys help me hear who is ngamla?

27 Apr 2011 11:18

 hey des episodes are boring i thought des month u wl cum up wth sumthing different anywy let me wait for the scenes maybe there is sumthing better.

@the general -yah queen shud leave she is all over gake tsibe le gore position ya gagwe ke eng, or they want her 2 keep audience busy with her style sa go bonyanya but she is booooooooooooring.

with khethiwe pls change he hair style or they is sumthing she is hiding from her ears.........

27 Apr 2011 11:30

@sloe yah God is so amazing and we shoul all thank him. atleast pipo are showing up now
@magerrry ngamla is sibusiso ndlomo. eish i like him wen he says excuse or exchuse me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

27 Apr 2011 11:37

oooh? thanks @kid 1coz i have been wondering why I only get to see this ngamla on the teasers and never on the television lol!

27 Apr 2011 11:46

@ tlouphiri who said shaz is preg? or u a creating ur own scene.

@qaqamba wats wrong wth ur keyboard or u where in a internet cafe running out of money, if khethiwe ane ana le a lot of money she cud hve paid that deveil the day he said he wants 50 grand i dont mind her driving a tazz cauz le her hair style can tel gore no money.
I think ths bastard (Ace )wl kis khethi

27 Apr 2011 12:10

exchuse me pipo now in sibusisoz words!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

27 Apr 2011 13:35

@kid1 i thought i was the only one who heard that rubbish ea exchuse me. i think khethis hairstyle goes with her FAT lips 

27 Apr 2011 14:08

Thanks Kid 1..thos are the words i really nided to hear today u just lifted mt spirits

27 Apr 2011 14:40

@6444 i dont think its ace who wil kiss khethi. Khethi really hates ace. I've been looking at the gen guys and other than dumi i see no other kissing her. Who knows maybe its sbuda or kenny or maybe choppa, ya may be choppa they ar both single and available.

27 Apr 2011 15:51

A little boy went up to his father and asked, "Dad, where did my intelligence come from?" The father replied, "Well, son, you must have got it from your mother, cause I still have mine."

27 Apr 2011 16:30

@S.K & 6444,

 do u remember that some time back we were debating whether in real life shaz is preg or not, and i have been really looking at her, that is why i wrote that comment.

27 Apr 2011 16:45

@lamisto am glad i cud minister to u. whethr we like it or not we need devotion at all times.
@tlouphiri she aint preggers check in drum magazine its all ther. sh brags marriage first en baby next nice move neh

28 Apr 2011 07:25

Mornig y'all.
I can see bloggers were busy yesterday. Eish I was not working but was having a day from hell. LOL

I liked the wedding, it looked cool. I wanna get married!!!! *sobbing*

28 Apr 2011 08:45


the traditional wedding was so lovely, i was so exited like i was there

28 Apr 2011 08:50

Hi s.k Why was the day from hell if u liked th wedding. Anyway dont worry tell urself the next wedding in ur family is urs(b positive gal)

28 Apr 2011 08:56

@ SK hw u gal frnd ....i lvd da wedding as well nw i want a trditional weddin as weell

hw is evrybdy in da hauz

28 Apr 2011 08:58

Ay thing is wena Sloe, I had a horrible day nje period. Then i enjoyed the wedding later (Being Sharon's wedding). LOL

Well m not getting married anytime soon gal, lets just say the day I had proved it. LOL

28 Apr 2011 09:00

Miss charmagal, m all good my love! Wena unjani?

28 Apr 2011 10:30

What is the difference between Windows 95 and Windows 98?

Three years 

peepz were u?

28 Apr 2011 10:31

A student feeling sleepy.....
His head was going down and down due to sleep.......
teacher comes and ask ''what is this''
Student''gravitational pull im testing is still working :D :D :D :D

28 Apr 2011 10:34

Billgates gave 5$ as tip to the waiter. .
WAiter:- Sir Yesterday Your Son gave Me 50$ as tip. , And U Just 5$. ?

Billgates:- He is the Son Of Billionare, I Am the Son Of A Farmer. . .

28 Apr 2011 10:52

goodmorning:i would like to share with u a poem written by a 21yr ol girl ....its a poem thts bth muvin n sad;-ALL THAT I HAVE u askd m my name n i gav u my surname,,u askd f u could col n i gav u my digits,,u askd to see m n i gav u my add,,u askd m to trust u n i gave u my loyalty,,u askd m to luv u n i gavu my heart,u askd to b ur wife n i gav u hppyness,u askd to hold u n i gav u my body,u askd m to believe in u n i gav u confidence,u askd m to forgiv u n i gave u peace,u askd u make u laugh n i sang 4 u,u askd m fo suppt n i carried u,u askd m to help u n i gav u time,u askd m 4 stability n i gave u a family,u askd fo strength n i gav u children,u askd m to shr my life wit u n i gave u my life,i gav u all that u askd 4,i gav more than u askd f4 igav u ALL THAT I HAD......AND THEN I ASKD U TO STOP HURTING M AND U GAVE M HIV.....:(

28 Apr 2011 11:12

Morning all 

 Queen Moroka 'outfit  last nite was stunning, pls give me contact detail or a designer or any info regarding her outfit i really loved it.yoo pls guyz, u can pm if u knw the details. 

28 Apr 2011 11:14

tru @ qaqamba i loved her outfit as well bt eish so ri dnt hv any details

28 Apr 2011 11:29

@6444,, Sana nothing wrong with my keyboard, i am working alone ppl are on leave, so im super bzy sana, humble apologies for my mistakes, haaa.

wht im saying abt Miss Buthelezi is tht, uyenze ini imali??? i knw she gave Khaps amashares wakhe, it was unluck her driving tht car, as she used to have $$$$ frm Bhuti tau.. hope u flw me.
@charmagal... im invited to a wedding in Sept i wouldnt mind to dress like her,

28 Apr 2011 12:00

Mina qaqamba, I follow u my sweety. I dont understand y Khethiwe is broke ngampela. I trully dont understand. 
He had these shares at Siqalo for so long. She even took the internship at Ezweni coz she wanted experience but not money, she said that herself. And now she is a graphic designer, promoted after Karabo's exit. I mean, a TAZZ good people. It doesn't make sense at all to me. 

Maybe its just me and u gal who has a problem. LOL

Snuca Babe
28 Apr 2011 12:08

Hey Guyszzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
I know you missed me oh bathong i did too
mncwa mncwa mncwa

Baph abafana lol

28 Apr 2011 12:12

Hehehehe, whatsup Snuca babe!!!!! Yeah we missed u, U crazy thing!!!

Abekho labafana!!!! u Taz akaphilile shem. Sorry. hahaha

28 Apr 2011 12:14

S.K. thank u sana, 

28 Apr 2011 12:40

hi guyz shaz wedd was very nice i lov it

28 Apr 2011 12:48

@market... Do u know the Zulu saying that goes like....    *Nongena baskidi (basket) uyangena emakethe (market)*????......#justasking

28 Apr 2011 14:27

win 95 has excel,win,all those products that make u viable to do your typing en thing that was the first.
win 98 upgraded the speed en all th products were u use powerpoint i mean beta access.
then came win 2000 an upgrade as well, then 2005 and now 2010 all these are upgrades to enable u to do all ur work easy. hope i help but u can come for more lessons ok.

28 Apr 2011 14:59

PPL i just want to take out lento ilapha kum ku chest,

im in love with Zolisa Xaluva, (a.k.a Jason Malinga) yuu ndiyamthanda la bhuti yuu, shhhhhhh everytime i see him on tv , always blashing,,

wena uthanda bani S.K... CHOPPA????, pls khipha lento ilapha kuwe ku chest, dont be shy, haaaaaaaaa

28 Apr 2011 15:20

I'm crazy in love with sbudda. Kona umasakwatile and ahlahla amehlo he just drive me wild.

28 Apr 2011 15:25

Jason is a looker shem, yababa!!!! Choppa????? Aybo, u sdudla mos mina ndimncinci ngomzimba!!! LMAO

28 Apr 2011 15:28

The guy I was in love with mo Gen left a long time ago. I used to fantasize with the guy. Remember NOAH, Kensani's twin brother? They were in love and found out the day of the wedding that they were twins!!!! 
I used to love that guy shem!!!!

28 Apr 2011 15:45

@Sloe , haaaaaa mhhh and sana muhle u Menzi shame akazenzi, hope u dont get wild infront of your man wena, they get jls, yuuuuu, my one knws tht im in love with Jason, ude wandixolela, haaaaaaaa, and he said as long he is not here c.t.
@S.K.,, why ngingasamkhumbuli, not Karabo's bodyguard??????

Snuca Babe
28 Apr 2011 15:56

SK I remember Noah

He was once a junkie!!!

28 Apr 2011 15:57

@qaqamba say tht again about the jelousy of man. Mara he knows the man has a wife and i cant go 2 him and propose but still he gets angry when i say somethng abt sbudda. I think some men ar just insecure

28 Apr 2011 16:06

@SLoe, haaaaa i love it, just keep him tht wam haaaaaaa

Snuca Babe, wich  one mannnn  the rapper????? remember Tandai,(backstage) used to be a producer ,(Generations) with dreadlocks, he was working with tht thin guy, i 4get his name, is he the one for S,K,???? tht thin guy ???tall one??

28 Apr 2011 16:17

ok i see its confession timebut mina i like or love that dude in obsessed Idris Elba en in the other movie. u guys u got to see th physic of tha man that a proper man ala la la lla!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! whoz with me on this one

28 Apr 2011 16:23

or by the way idris en sibusiso ndlomo sama same

28 Apr 2011 16:25

@Kid1, hayi wena Beyonce's hubby,(obsessed) haaa and also i knw him from Daddy's little gals, he is soo cute wena, his legs, omg., maar he is a bit older for u wena, why dont u take Omario????

28 Apr 2011 16:29

@qaqambai think i will stik to him hez to die for. lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

28 Apr 2011 16:30

Who is Puleng and Naomi from the teasers? New characters mhlawumbi?

28 Apr 2011 16:36

@timone ..puleng is Sharon's mum, dnt knw bout naomi

28 Apr 2011 16:43

ok thanks girl

28 Apr 2011 21:12

It's goibg to be a boring month....what's with new characters ba pallwa ke the ones they already have...... Khethiwe's story kine is boring....Diamond....BORING!!!!!!!!!!

29 Apr 2011 08:06


Naomi is that chick that recently slept with Mashaba who works for Capitec or something? Well I stand to be corrested. The one that Mashaba was sms'ing to bring the toothbrush when coming to supper! lol

Snuca Babe
29 Apr 2011 08:10

Qaqamba he was Khensanis twin ehlala no Baba kwi commune
He was into drugs nje and he was sexy.............

29 Apr 2011 08:37

oh yah u ryt SK thnx.

Mrng peepz

29 Apr 2011 09:07

gen needs ppl like naomi 4rm rythm city ppl who keep u clued 2 the tv not choppa he is not so ayabo

29 Apr 2011 09:21

Molweni bahlobo. Yoyoyo did u see my sbudda when he walked on carl and senzo. I wonder what he wil do. Matewu is naughty bringing gals to bra khaps house.

29 Apr 2011 09:31

Morning All

Guyz did u see Jason last nite, yoo HE IS HOT!!!!!! ndiyamthanda laa bhuti yuuuu
Snuca Babe,,or S.K. , still i dont see his pic , pls pm me will give u my email adrs ,, and forward to me his pic if u have it, 
zdwesha.. im with u i dont want tht Choppa  they can take my cousin brother , im sorry Choppa u are not doing it for me, 
guyz how abt  Puleng and Lungile Mabena???????? as a couple?????

29 Apr 2011 09:53

Qaqamba and Sloe, u guys are crazy!!! You really love these people hey? LOL
Well Sbudda is no more Mr Nice guy and m loving it. Thats the character he plays best!!! I guess Mfundla do read our comments afterall. LOL

i'll find the pic 4 u Qaqamba neh. Wena just PM me your email adress!!!

29 Apr 2011 09:55

29 Apr 2011 09:58

@ sloe imvubu izodlala ebantwini uyayazi usenzo

29 Apr 2011 10:11

LOL, poor Senzo, uzoba ukudla kwenduku nje!!!!lol

29 Apr 2011 10:26

Say that again the new sbusiso uzoshisi nduku. Senzo must find his own flat and so must dineo.

29 Apr 2011 11:05

@qaqamba: i agree wth u those 2 can make  agud couple bt mabena can not hsndle da lady o rata menati thata. o kgonwa ke one makgowa fela.oh.... just kidding.................
oh.. dat weding was u know rocking i liked shaz one a lebga jaaka a princes.

29 Apr 2011 11:23

senzo is in hot soup keeng ane a sa ye ko hotelen or to the guy's apartment, dlomo was lying one as ye gope he wanted 2 find out abt his son.

next tm  the costume designer chose  sumthin difrnt or a new suit for choppa dat one ya boswa ea bora nd its color e tsosa raurau nd when i c the color mala le dibete dia kokobala.

also shav ditedu tsa gagwe o kare tsa sum one from da village.

 i agree wth shaz puleng des time makesure u tkcare of ur son u a alwys after that white bastard who dosnt care abt bana ba gago whats wrong with u kante.

nicholus is just a dog bull dog le gone he just ignores hs father's cal fela ka a silly party is sumone is house  a bata gore a te a tene jason ka gore o ile ko lenyalon le ene a sa le lalediwang even le da way a aparan ka ten u can tel gore ke motho yoo ntsen jan

29 Apr 2011 12:35

OK, take me!!

29 Apr 2011 12:45

Hello my beautiful bloggers, its bin 4 a while i miss u all pro much! B2gen.... Last nyt's episode was an ass whipper. wow

29 Apr 2011 12:45

Hello my beautiful bloggers, its bin 4 a while i miss u all pro much! B2gen.... Last nyt's episode was an ass whipper. wow

29 Apr 2011 13:38

To my dearest Wife

To My Dearest Wife,

During the past year, I have attempted to make love to you 365 times. I have succeeded 36 times, which is an average of only once every 10 days. The following is a list of why I didn't succeed more often:

We will wake the kids - 54 times

It's too late - 15 times

I'm too tired - 42 times

It's too early - 12 times

It's too hot - 18 times

Pretending to be asleep - 31 times

The neighbors will hear - 9 times

Headache or backache - 26 times

Sunburn - 10 times

Your mother will hear us - 9 times

Not in the mood - 21 times

Watching the late show - 17 times

Too sore - 26 times

New hairdo - 6 times

Wrong time of the month - 14 times

You had to go to the bathroom - 19 times

Of the 36 times that I DID succeed, the result was not always satisfying because 6 times you just laid there, 8 times you reminded me that there was a crack in the ceiling, 4 times you told me to hurry up and get it over with, 7 times I had to wake you up to tell you I was finished, and once I was afraid that I had hurt you because you started thrashing around and breathing heavy. Let's try to improve this, shall we??

Love, Your Hubby


To My Dearest Husband,

I think things are a little confused. Here are the REAL reasons you didn't get more than you did this past year:

Came home drunk and tried to screw the cat - 23 times

Did not come home at all - 36 times

Did not come - 21 times

Came too soon - 38 times

Went soft before you got it in - 19 times

Cramps in your leg - 16 times

Working too late - 33 times

You had a rash, probably from a toilet seat - 29 times

Caught yourself in your zipper - 15 times

You had a cold and your nose kept running - 21 times

You had burned your tongue on hot coffee - 9 times

You had a splinter in your finger - 11 times

You lost the notion after thinking about it - 42 times

Came in your pajamas after reading a dirty book - 16 times

The reason I laid still was because you had missed me and were screwing the sheet. You seemed to be having a good time and I didn't want to move and spoil it for you. I wasn't talking about the crack in the ceiling.

What I said was, "Would you like me on my back or kneeling?" The time I was thrashing around and gasping was when you farted and I was fighting for air. Maybe you can work on your "shortcomings?"

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29 Apr 2011 13:38

seems gen is really gettin on again....cant wait till exams r ovr then it will b me and gen 101!!!

guys wats happening 2 dumisane's character?itz slowly but surely fading away..

I think ACE and  DIAMOND are somehow related,,,they kinda look alike...still on that z diamond still around? i want him off screen,the guy gives me the creeps((hides))

dineo n lungile???

lastly, of the three weddings(thandaza n ranthu,aggie n zeb,n of course shaz n sammy) which one takes the cake????

29 Apr 2011 14:16

@ Liz as far as im concerned my no.1 is tantaza and rantu's.

29 Apr 2011 14:18

@ Liz as far as im concerned my no.1 is tantaza and rantu's.

Snuca Babe
29 Apr 2011 15:36

Yeah its Ranthu le Thandaza

29 Apr 2011 15:40

hai nna kere Sam nd Shaz

29 Apr 2011 16:47

I wud say thandi n ranthu coz they are my fav couple...but shaz n sam's wedding ceremony was off the hook,which made me fall in love with the zulu culture(m sooo gonna marry a zulu guy)

Hloni Morakabi
29 Apr 2011 20:55

Whr is uNtombi no Paul kodwa,or nabo bahambile lyk uKarabo? *thnkn*

Hloni Morakabi
29 Apr 2011 21:00

'Tiki & Tshalo' m jst wandarin' ukuthi abobani labo.

30 Apr 2011 06:45

Mornin mablogas,did u see Nich's face whn his dad showd up & he avoided his mum's memorial service dat guy ke bastard.M hapie dat Jason kicked him out of his houz.

30 Apr 2011 06:52

Diamond ga ana vibe he shud be off the screen bathon he is so borin,don't lyk Carl at all.

30 Apr 2011 15:14

Guys seriasly y wud Khethi kiss uDiamond?i thnk Ace s gona help Khethi solve da mess ya Diamond nd da 2wl end up kissin,i mean Kheti n Ace.....way 2many new chracters ds mnth hpe gabana gore bora.n i luv Choppa thnk uya hlegisa.Ntombis on martenity leave n shel b bak, s 4Paul hes gonna come bak seriasly ill,say gudby 2 Diny and die!!!Niks bein der kips us wandarin wat he's gonna do next so i thnk o adder motswakonyana 2mins,i hate hm thou!!!!!

ownah m p
30 Apr 2011 20:34

Hei! Hope u are al fab. @S.K, Taz, Tantrum and 6444 and all of u guyz plz take of the whole family while anty is stil at the bitch land ok. I love u all. Did u al see khapz ka di hot pants?

01 May 2011 07:53

Guyz don't u thnk Matthew is the man dyn alone.

01 May 2011 12:45

Ao  Kayb Mat's still stron n cute dnt thnk otla swa anytym soon.da dying man ke Paul.

01 May 2011 12:46

Ao  Kayb Mat's still stron n cute dnt thnk otla swa anytym soon.da dying man ke Paul.

Baby love
02 May 2011 14:05

Where is everyone, i'm sure u too guys know that blogging site is boring without u anyway how are u all

Lady Noh.
02 May 2011 20:12

Shame poor Carl.

02 May 2011 21:59

Eish guys my goal to be reached is kenneth n dineo to be an item again i think they can make a great couple.

03 May 2011 09:40

Morning y'all

03 May 2011 09:42

Tiki and Tshalo are those two bodyguards tsa MamRuby guys.

Miss Rue
03 May 2011 10:05

haaibo Mateo's behavior is becoming irritating...... and uKhethiwe laye.

Good morning mabloggers, its been long.

Baby love
03 May 2011 10:23

Poor Khethi is in trouble its either she pay that diamond or she rest in peace n wats with sbuda can't senzo be happy,i mean he is wat he is

03 May 2011 10:28

03 May 2011 10:31

03 May 2011 10:36

Puleng (Sharon's mother) seems to amaize me when she shifts the responsibility over Sharon's shoulder by asking her (Sharon) to put Matthew on her medical aid.  What kind of a mother is she?? All she ever cares about is her WHITE boyfriend-Robert.

03 May 2011 10:38

Puleng seems to amize me by shifting the responsibility to Shaz to put Mat on her madical aid.

Snuca Babe
03 May 2011 10:38

Snuca Babe
03 May 2011 10:39

Morning Guys

03 May 2011 13:11

yho just read the rythm city teasers! it is going to be on fire, But Gen gen is picking up shame! a very good step forward generations, i wish they could keep it up! if only they can stop this thing of dragging stories for ever!

good morning everyone in the blog, been a long time

03 May 2011 13:13

Matthew is such a mama's boy, he just proved that, his mother is in town an he is behaving like such a baby, poor shaz!

sexy d
03 May 2011 13:16

afternoon guys

03 May 2011 13:49

Chopa,as crazy as he is,is such a good friend to matt. as for shaz's mother, the woman is juust too much

03 May 2011 14:44

hala hola guys hope you grand. am gud. hey was been happening its so quiet here wats the story? hah how? no jokes here? come on guys buckle up en lets hit th road..................... love u all 

03 May 2011 14:55

Thethe is still recovering from the holiday, uzobuya. LMAO

03 May 2011 16:21

ok fine shaz ur mom didnt raise & yes she is running away 4rm her duties but u cant change the fact dat she iz ur mom show sam respect girl.
khethi u r in trouble ace is the man 4 u 4 now

03 May 2011 16:36

03 May 2011 16:38

A man named Bill woke up on his birthday. His wife and kids didn't even say good morning to him. So, he left for work in a huff. His receptionist, Joanna, said happy birthday. "Thanks, Joanna. That's the nicest thing anyone's said to me all day." Bill relied, pleased. So he worked until his lunch break, when Joanna asked if he fancied a lunch. Instead of taking their usual lunch just outside, they went to a big beautiful bistro. " My apartment is just around the corner. Would you like to visit?" Joanna asked. "Sure, why not?" Bill replied. At her apartment, Bill sat down on the couch. Joanna said she'd be right back and stepped into the bedroom. Minutes later, she came back out followed by Bills family, friends, and co-workers. Bill just sat there... naked.

03 May 2011 16:40

hala nd bye lovin ppl..

*sad* wl be off for two my holid only strtn tomorrow bt wl be chckn on u guys from tym to tym

will miss thou

03 May 2011 16:41

kikiki hayi thats bad..

03 May 2011 21:26

What is lungile REALLY up to? Dis man is up to no good watch da space...

ownah m p
04 May 2011 07:34

Hi, poor paulie he waz so trbl n blck. I feel sorry 4 him. As dineo n lungile if dineo keep on sayn she z not ready 4 a relationshp thn thy should be f**ker mates.

sexy d
04 May 2011 08:14

Morning All

Hau i thought those papars showed us gore paul is in Rio De Jeniro kante o ko cape town hai generation mare yona. kenny ena should go out there and find his brother i mean he is dying all alone shame poor paulie.

Lungile mare ke a smooth talker shame. Matt my brother get hold of your self man show some grown up tuu and take care of your self..

04 May 2011 08:27

Cn sum1 tel me wat hapnd yestadai i did nt manage to watch plz guyz.mornin 2 u al mablogers.

04 May 2011 10:28

sexyd how did you know that was cape town coz i didnt even have the slightest idea where was that place.

04 May 2011 10:28

sexyd how did you know that was cape town coz i didnt even have the slightest idea where was that place.

Snuca Babe
04 May 2011 10:40

Guys I thin U khethiwe uzohlanya
Usehamba ecasha kuma Parking manje
Lol ne Tazz yakhe

04 May 2011 10:50

No comment!!!!

04 May 2011 11:41

if i remember correctly generations used to have award ceremonies every year..what ever happened to those??????

04 May 2011 11:43

@charmagal will miss u. as for polly not anice exit for him, u know they cud have done a proper one like karabo. eventually he will die all by himself in rio or capetown whereever he is. not so much

04 May 2011 13:10

Afternoon guyz...just got back from leave....missed your comments...

sexy d
04 May 2011 13:16

@Taz my bad guess ke tlaile ke reke di spectacles lol

04 May 2011 15:08

it is a Tazz after all, very simple Khethi. Since wen dd Kenny start taking advis from Ace eish, he shld jus go look for his bro hayi. Dinny isn't worth that much.

04 May 2011 16:48

how ever far we have come, we can always go further


A mother had three daughters. On each daughter's wedding day she would
ask her to write back home about their sex lives with their new husbands.
The first wrote back on the second day after she got married arriving with
only a single message: “NESCAFE”
The mother was confused at first, but finally noticed a Nescafe
ad on a newspaper and it said, SATISFACTION, TO THE
So the mother was very happy.
The second daughter got married and after a week she sent home
a letter. There was only one message, it read “BENSON AND
HEDGES”. So the mother looked for a Benson and Hedges ad
and it said, EXTRA LONG, KING SIZE
The mother was happy.
After the third daughter got married, the mother was anxious to
receive a message from her baby. It took 4 weeks for the
message to arrive. When it did, it simply said.
The mother was concerned. She frantically looked through all
the newspapers at home for British Airways ad. She finally
found one and she fainted. The ad read;

04 May 2011 23:35

Hahahahaha! Can't stop laughin Kid1, thts a killer one. U hv rily made my night. Back 2 Gen, so who shot da Xcop?

05 May 2011 11:02

I think ace shot the cop cause khethi told him that he wil give diamond his money. Mara sbuda is too hard now

05 May 2011 12:07

Just to suggest a smalanyana storyline for my fellow industry colleagues at generations.

Int. (Ngamla's apartment)
Senzo; Carl this is not working for me, I am still in love with Jase....

Carl; (silent, looking sad, tears filling his eyes)

Senzo; Please understand, I dont want us to continue seeing each other

Carl storms out and not aware that he is running towards the balcony, he gets there trips and falls over and dies.

Cut to: Senzo looking shocked and storms out and runs to Jason's apartment at Siqalo.

Cut to: Senzo knocking at Jason's door, Jason opens and they kiss and make love the entire weekend.

Snuca Babe
05 May 2011 12:26

Yeah Yeah Tizoz

Snuca Babe
05 May 2011 12:30

1 day a boer policeman stopped a charou who was walking out of the dockyard gates pushing a wheelbarrow with a suspicious looking package in it.
The boer policeman opened the package and found it contained nothing but some old bits of rubbish, sawdust and floor-sweepings.
The next day he stopped the same worker who was again pushing a wheelbarrow
containing a suspicious looking package. Once more it contained nothing of any value.
The same thing happened several days on the trot, until the policeman finally said, "OK, I give up. I know you Charous r sharp ous and u r up to something, but I just can’t tell what. Please, I promise not
to arrest you, but put me out of my misery; tell me what you are stealing.
The Charou replies, "I’m stealing wheelbarrows,YOU KUSU ...

05 May 2011 13:28

Nyc 1 Snuca Babe & i thnk Jason is bein hard on Senzo,they can be just friends.

05 May 2011 14:00

Welxome back Prokza ngwana!! lol

05 May 2011 14:07

Ay wena Tizoz, wa mpolaya shem. Everytime u open your lil mouth u spit craziness!!! Hehehehe

05 May 2011 14:49

Goodafternoon guys i reali miss u so much i only got back to work on Tue m kinda mute since i have no jokes to share and i am not watching TV lately i rather spend my tym in bed or fb,i hate winter can't freeze on the couch bt will never stop loving u guys......

05 May 2011 14:58

Ay wena Tizoz, wa mpolaya shem. Everytime u open your lil mouth u spit craziness!!! Hehehehe


05 May 2011 15:13

@ Tizoz....lmao.....dats plain insanity...but i like...lolest

05 May 2011 16:03

Ha ntoko still kicking. I realy missed you

05 May 2011 16:21

Insanity at its best wena Prokza ngwana!!!lol

06 May 2011 08:04

Oy oy oy SK u doing???? Morning good people!!!!! :-)

06 May 2011 08:17

Morning Proxy

sexy d
06 May 2011 08:41

morning all

Hau wat happened to Diamond body and i wonder who killed coz for sure Ace wouldnt go to do his dirty work. Shame poor khethi wat r u gng to do now cause this thing will definately hunt you for the rest of your life.

Is nicholas really turning a new leaf? hai as for me i dont trust that guy not even for a moment. 

06 May 2011 10:02

@sexyd. i think ace is the one wo killed diamond dat guy is a realy barstad he can do tht nd i think he is the one wo is going to kiss khethiwe

oh poor khethiwe wat wil happen???????

06 May 2011 10:26

Holla heita!!
Prokza m gud ngwana!!!!
she should be glad diamond got eliminated, more shopping for her with that money! .........*dead*

06 May 2011 10:30

06 May 2011 10:30

did you see dineo's eyes when she saw that Kenny was (bazing ) someone in the house, she seemed dissappointed.
i like u Kenny when trying to be charming and he was speaking xhosa it was so romantic (WENA UZAKU THATHA I ADVANTAGE KUM) hey Kenney Kenny .

06 May 2011 11:15

i hope the diamond story line will get even more interesting.

cabanga nje if diamond did not die..then start making Khethiwe's life a living hell by sending her all sorts of nasty gifts with sick notes. until khethiwe gets crazy or confess to the police about the missing docket..

then diamond starts harrasing ace too...until keneth fires him

06 May 2011 11:16

                               hi everyone

06 May 2011 11:25

yeah Maud i saw how Dinny was jelous on seeing that Kenny was busy via Vonkie. but then i think it was kennys plan vele for dinny to see. i mean why would you live clothes like that when you know ukuthi you dont live alone.

and in any case i think that only happens on TV land. the taking of clothes and droppin them everywhere like that

06 May 2011 12:39

Hi guys

06 May 2011 12:56

Hehehehehe TAZTEEQ!!!!!!!! 
Its much better coz she never found an underwear  in the pot after looking for it non stop. It happens. lol ((((hides))))

06 May 2011 12:59

and in any case i think that only happens on TV land. the taking of clothes and droppin them everywhere like that

I don't like the clothes thing all over the place ....

Take a shower ... Have her take a shower/bath .... Give her a bathrobe .... put condoms in the pockets .... then anything goes, anywhere in the house and yard ... I'll do it anywhere, .... but with order ...

06 May 2011 13:14

hi guyz who kill mr diomo i gen last night.

06 May 2011 13:32

Take a shower ... Have her take a shower/bath .... Give her a bathrobe .... put condoms in the pockets .... Now u talking my language. lol

06 May 2011 14:01

Dineo should have done the same with Lunga drop all the clothes down and go to bed and make sure that kenneth is the first one to wake up , ngathi ngiyabona trying to fit in Lunga's underwear and its a small size lol

06 May 2011 14:09

Mrs Chix
06 May 2011 14:13

LOL l would rather take the shower after we are done and do it in the shower also, clothes evrywhere l dont mind

06 May 2011 14:14

LOL @maud......ngathi ngyabona trying to fit in Lunga's underwear and its a small dats a killer!!!!!!!!!

06 May 2011 14:27

LOL l would rather take the shower after we are done and do it in the shower also, clothes evrywhere l dont mind

Showering after is a must ... does not have to immediate .... Some loving is so wonderful I do enjoy the funk to linger ....

Nothing worse that un-pre-showered passionate Lovemaking .... I like my Loving clean and fresh smelling before I get going!

06 May 2011 14:34

Ha! Tazteeq .... it's never good when rushed .... there's always an anticlimax somewhere .....

It's actually fantastic in the garage ... in the car! ... nobody'll sneak up on you and mug you in your own garage with your pants down ....

At least in the back of the car in the garage ... the doors are open .... It is very uncomfortable screwing in a car with the doors closed.

06 May 2011 14:42

@tazreeq .... try it the other way round .... start in the living room, go through all the rooms, garden ... back in the remainder of the house and then end up in the car in the garage .... works .... did it ...

Just make sure the help has the weekend off ... I once was all into it with two women and the chef came in to prepare the weekend's cooking just before he went home for the weekend.

our staff should never witness our debauchery hey!

Talk embarrassment ....

The most embarrassing though was once when I was supposed to be overseas and had a few women over ... naked & all at my lake house and my family decided it was a good time to go and ontspan there ....

... There I was with a bevy of gown wearing muses and My parents, sister & her children, brother in law & his wife, and the children pouring into the house in an uncoordinated stream ...

I put up a brave face ... but the embarrassment was there ... my dad was like "Eh Mfana'm ... uyazidla izingane zabantu ne!?!"

You Betcha!

06 May 2011 14:44

there r those days u cant wait at all immidietly wen u enter the door u just wanna bang the door & get started, then after u can take a shower
Saying "uhh honey what a welcome home"

06 May 2011 14:48

there r those days u cant wait at all immidietly wen u enter the door u just wanna bang the door & get started, then after u can take a shower

No more rush for me .... I want no "What just happened" convos after ....

She should know what's coming ..... women have talent in guilting one after some really banging sex ... I don't play that spontaneous sex anymore .... Too risky on too many fronts

06 May 2011 14:49

@VusiK, dont you sweat when you do "it", whats the use of showering when you'll be smelling of sweat after that? bathing should be done strictly after the do!

Shower before and shower afterward ... I sweat very little, she does ... so I shower after as well ... but not necessarily immediately after.

06 May 2011 14:52

... actually ... most of my biggest embarrassment sex-caught moments are when a friend brings a friend over and *bleep!* happens because it is all unpredictable!

Nowadays .... I always dismiss the staff and make sure I take them to their transport before I go fetch anyone ... be it one or plenty!

06 May 2011 14:59

I lyk the way youll comment when it comes to f@#%*ing yet u always find storylines boring cos they dnt dala i am watching youll

06 May 2011 14:59

few woman over- VusiK- uyabonamanje i a very scared of you i am even shaking- can i ask you something? i am going to ask you anyway- what kind of a person are you my friend please give me a brieve profile of your self tu my f...

well unfortunately some of us dont have showers so sizilalela kunjalo plus ,this thing yoku washa washa sizoze siphume ne taste nxa lol

06 May 2011 15:06

I'm a brother who works extremely hard ... Lives hard, Loves Hard ....

Completely committed when committed, but when I am single .... I do let loose in a big way - Big time!

Akukho taste ozoyithola la!

I am your friend .... I do not screw my friends ......

Yababona osis laba abazibuka esibukwenin bese bazikholhlise ukuthi ubuso nezinqe, amathanga, amabele, nama flat-stomach azobathengela ama Masion nama Lamborghini ..... Ngidla bona en-masse wholesale!

Futhi soze ngincenge .... uma engafuni ... makahambe ... she has some other friends somewhere who are ready to supplement and substitute .... ongafuni ukuza nomngane wakhe .... umngane loyo uzoza nabanye ... akasale .... sizohamba thina!

Plus my company does me great favour by making the shiny things they like available at my discretion ....

06 May 2011 15:06

@maud well unfortunately some of us dont have showers so sizilalela kunjalo plus ,this thing yoku washa washa sizoze siphume ne taste nxa......u killing me here.....u r as real as they come....lolest 

06 May 2011 15:08

... but Maud .... when I do decide on a woman to commit with ... I commit absolutely ....

They turn out to be psychos eventually, therefore, I generally find myself in the single pool more often than in the committed pool!

06 May 2011 15:10

@ VusiK are u currently committed to anyone??? hope u don't mind me asking....u seem like u leading a very interesting life.

06 May 2011 15:17

... but personally ... I just detest people who believe they're doing one a favour by breathing the air I breathe before I do ....

If I like someone and ask "What do you do? ...." Don't say I'm a Model! The "Shag you" demon in me goes to full power in a nano-second hey!

I won't use the shiny things as a tool but they're rather obvious ... and they latch on ... the rest sometimes leads to the embarrassing situations listed above!

06 May 2011 15:19

@proxy .... I am not committed ... am very single .... but I was checking out a social worker yesterday

She is humble, down to earth, earthy, focused and balanced .... and has a man for four years and that stops me from making any move ....

I will not ever run a line on someone who has someone!

06 May 2011 15:23

@ VusiK....i like that..... I will not ever run a line on someone who has someone! That shows muturity and intelligence of which some guyz don't have....

06 May 2011 15:28

Ta Proxy ... If she says she's with someone .... Step Off!

Anything more violates whatever she has going for her ...

I met a really awesome looking woman .... preety, thick, great everything (except the very thick makeup) .... I stepped up ... asked "are you married?" .... she said yes ... I apologised for approaching her and stepped off

If she was not married, the next set of questions would be Got a man ... committed ... Single in that order and if single ......I GOT A WINNER ....

I am a size 28, no beer belly, have a full physical life .... other than my eyes,  face and neck .... one would not tell my age!

06 May 2011 15:30

well well mfundi vundla u must watch dude gen block is becoming very interesting than gen itself.

06 May 2011 15:31

well well mfundi vundla u must watch dude gen block is becoming very interesting than gen itself.


06 May 2011 15:34

@ VusiK.....mmmmm u quite a smooth operator i about your it open for discussion???? lol

06 May 2011 15:35

It's on my profile .... I don't hide the truth ... I am 43

06 May 2011 15:39

Thanx 4 yo honesty...much u've been around the block and played the field.....a lot of guyz might learn a thing or two from u...i think...

06 May 2011 15:41

@maud ...

I am also overt, blunt, unpretentious

If I see two women together and both are absolutely hot ..... and the chat starts ... I'll say "What's wrong with dating you both" ... most men think it anyway .... 90.99% failure rate .... but the 0.01% success will be a memorable experience ....

I live for the memorable experiences .....

Boring is Boring!

I don't live for boring!