Last night (Friday) the failures went for 3-course dinner to a fancy restaurant in-the-sky for their arena reward and came back high as missiles.
When I switched on the tele - Crayzee (Mwisho) was in the Jacuzzi with preaching Psaloma (Paloma) screaming about how she wants a real man that doesn’t want a woman who will strip for Africa to like her.
She also scream-preached that if a man wants her he will come to Zambia, and as all this is happening – DHC (Uti) was a bystander looking all sheepish and scared playing with the veggies by the Jacuzzi.
Crayzee was busy slurring that Psaloma is his size. Psaloma wrestled him (with her crack showing) in the jacuzzi and finally straddled him while scream-preaching incoherent things about Tanzania wanting Namibia or Zambia.
The only sane failure in the house at that point was Pathetic (Munya), who eventually managed to get her out the Jacuzzi. She carried on her rant in the house to Kiss-kiss (Code) about being Peter Manda’s daughter, screaming: “I am here to make a difference”.
Pathetic got my respect and complete adoration when he told Psaloma to flippen shut-up and listen to two things he had to say. He said: “Don't fu##en put yourself in a position where someone can take advantage of you. I don't care the fu##en continental whose daughter you are.”
As all this was happening, Mdashe (Sheila) was busy getting some gal-on-gal action with Playmate (Meryl). It got so heated; you could see each movement and action as the sheets rustled and the mic she wore caught every little sound they made.
The farmers (barnmates) were also watching - thinking Crayzee and Playmate were stupid for doing what they were doing while the lights were on. Smelly (Hannington) looked closer and said: “That’s my ring”. Yep, the ring he gave to Mda-She.
When the gals pulled down the covers - all I could hear was Yakahahaa (Yakob) calling out the Lord’s name “Sweet Jesus” in vain. BBOS (Lerato) missed the reveal as she was in the bathroom and was shocked to be told that it was Mda-she and Playmate under the covers.
When they saw Crayzee in the bathroom having a shower, all they kept screaming was that he must go to the bedroom but he had already gotten there before he went to shower… yep, Crayzee had gone to fetch something in the wardrobe and saw the moving sheets where he sleeps with Playmate. His face registered shock as he walked to the bed, took his bathing things and went to shower.
Crayzee finished his bathing and went upstairs to the bedroom. He asked his Playmate to put some lotion on his back… eeeeewwww! He strolled around the bed and gets into bed next to Mdashe, who then swapped with Playmate to sandwich her.
Smelly was screaming from the burn: “It’s a threesome now!”. . Smellyana then, all of a sudden, got really cosy with him after the tele was switched off!
Mda-she would not leave the benefrie-ship bed as Playmate lived up to her name, busy getting action with Crayzeee. DHC was visibly shocked as he brought some meat to Mda-she to find her in the bed with the benefrie-ship and said: “What are YOU doing?” Yep, the rest of the failures were eating AGAIN after eating a 3 course dinner!!!
As the failures came to bed, Kamoany (Kaone) decided to go all sci-fi and irritating with kangas and Crayzee’s hat and be irritating. I wanted Mdashe to go all gangsta on him and biatch slap the irritant.
Ntsoaki (Big Brother) intervened in time by calling him to the diary room - also Playmate marching him to his bed when he came back slowed him down a bit.
The FBI crew (midnight crew) went outside to cool down after a heated argument with the sci-fi cricket Kamoany (Kaone) and DHC started singing like a canary about Psaloma’s Jacuzzi action with Crayzee.
Mdashe and DHC tried to convince Crayzee that Psaloma is trying to make him look like a woman abuser and get him evicted. I did not agree with anything they said and loved how Crayzee told them that he was in the house before them so he knows what he is doing.
At this point all I know is I am in awe of Ntsoaki (Big Brother) for not succumbing to pressures and showing the uhdikts what she felt was good for the ratings. They may take away shower hour but could not take away the real drama that the failures got themselves into.
I am happy that Mdashe and Playmate showed Africa that there are same-sex people who are attracted to each other and that having rules and regulations will never rule over emotions. I, however, forsee an uproar in some African countries for the Lesbian action - is another banning and regulation battle on the cards?
I strongly believe in LIVE and LET LIVE - what Mda-she and Playmate do with their lives and bodies is for them to deal with. No human being must judge them. What they did is not taboo - it happens! There are people that live that life - they should not do so in fear or be ridiculed. It is their lives. Living in denial and trying to force people to conform to what you believe is the way life should be, will not change anybody.
They may have done it for votes but at this point I don’t care as it forces Africa to get their heads out of the sand and face the truth.