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The Observer: Phobias and Celebrities?

Written by TheObserver from the blog TheTVObserver on 10 Nov 2008
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I wonder if any of you have taken the time, even if it’s a second, to consider the stressful circumstances which are Phobias. They “Phobias” (in the clinical meaning of the term) arise from a combination of external events and internal predispositions.

I remember a scene from Days of Our Lives, when one of my then favorite star, Vivian Alamain, when she buried Carly alive and she “Carly” woke up in her coffin. Vivian had rigged the coffin with lights, a limited oxygen supply, a tank of water. That freaked me out for years, oh man…. Thinking about it now gives me hives! When I watched Kill Bill and the same happened to Uma Thurman, it brought back some serious freak-out moments.

So this got me thinking, what in our world of celebrity addicted television viewers, is the scope of phobias and superstitions? With a strong focus on phobias.

Sophia Loren is reported to be extremely superstitious and always wears something red and carries a packet of salt. Elton John eats off only Versace crockery, believing the designer's spirit lives in every plate . . . (I can say so many things right now, but I choose to pass). Olympic soccer star Brandi Chastain travels with a pet purple frog in her shoe bag "to keep my shoes safe."

Michael Jordan wears North Carolina gym shorts under his trunks. Eminem is scared of owls, go figure!. Andie MacDowell turns the light switch on and off three times before going nighty-night. Don’t they call that OCD?

Rose McGowan, whilst battling agoraphobia, would only leave her house once a week. In the middle of the night. Maybe she should’ve asked the producers to connect her with a real life witch during her stint as “Paige Matthews” on Charmed to cast a spell.

Pierce Brosnan has claustrophobia . . .You mean James Bond has issues! YEAH! Kirsten Dunst has arachnophobia. That's spiders. Jennifer Aniston tried a hypnotist to cure her phobias. "Didn't help," she says . . . When flying, Jennifer Grey has a rigorous routine ritual: "I kiss the plane, walk in right foot first, and sit in a certain position." Stephen King, master of mystery, avoids heights . . . Hahahahahahaha

With Ashanti, it's a bad recurring dream. "My whole family goes on this cruise ship, something happens to me and they're all standing around me." Kareem Abdul-Jabbar: "I've dreamed I was home, and I jumped into my body, and it was falling apart, and it was alarming, and I was looking inside my foot."

Once, playing the role of Hamlet, Daniel Day-Lewis suddenly left the stage and didn't return. Claimed he'd seen his father's ghost . Talk about a spiritual connection. "I was sleeping on my futon on the floor, and some sort of spirit came down from who knows where. And made love to me. And it was sheer bliss. And then floated away. And now this Something watches over me." . . . Hamilton College historian Hans Broedel.

I wonder if any of our local TV stars have any phobias or superstition? Well, we know that they have superstitions, as for phobias ....that would be very interesting. But on the question of phobias, I have discovered a lot of them and these are just a few I thought you will enjoy. Keep an open mind and laugh….
  • Ablutophobia- Fear of washing or bathing. “C’mon that is just being dirty”
  • Acarophobia- Fear of itching or of the insects that cause itching. “Nasty”
  • Agateophobia- Fear of insanity. “Hello!, Ain't we all, when the bank messes you around with your balance. Who wants to see an Insufficient funds notice when you know you have money”
  • Alektorophobia- Fear of chickens. “I thought that's what they call being vegetarian?”
  • Alliumphobia- Fear of garlic. “Vampire Alert!”
  • Anablephobia- Fear of looking up. “That’s not having a neck” hahahahaha
  • Androphobia- Fear of men. “That’s called not getting any”
  • Anthropophobia- Fear of people or society. “Hermit”
  • Arachibutyrophobia- Fear of peanut butter sticking to the roof of the mouth. “That’s irritation”
  • Barophobia- Fear of gravity. “Oh, just when I thought they were called ghosts”
  • Cacophobia- Fear of ugliness. “Models”
  • Caligynephobia/Venustraphobia- Fear of beautiful women. “Bang Gaat”
  • Cleptophobia- Fear of stealing. “What we really need in South Africa”
  • Decidophobia- Fear of making decisions. “Politics”
  • Didaskaleinophobia- Fear of going to school. “Uneducated”
  • Dutchphobia- Fear of the Dutch. “Jan van Riebeeck”
  • Ephebiphobia- Fear of teenagers. “Parenting”
  • Epistemophobia- Fear of knowledge. “Stupidity”
  • Eurotophobia- Fear of female genitalia. “Gay”
  • Hadephobia- Fear of hell. “Christianity”
  • Lachanophobia- Fear of vegetables “Live Stock Farmer”
  • Medorthophobia- Fear of an erect penis. “Overwhelmed, hahahaha (had to keep it PG)”
  • Papaphobia- Fear of the Pope. “Satanist”
  • Phronemophobia- Fear of thinking. “Bimbos”
  • Syphilophobia- Fear of syphilis. “On Night Stand”
  • Trypanophobia- Fear of injections. “Alcoholism” "Use you imagination

And finally, Phobophobia’s the fear of phobias.

By The Observer

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34 Comments

Brown Shuga
10 Nov 2008 01:09

<<<<I remember a scene from Days of Our Lives, when one of my then favorite star, Vivian Alamain, when she buried Carly alive and she “Carly” woke up in her coffin. Vivian had rigged the coffin with lights, a limited oxygen supply, a tank of water. That freaked me out for years, oh man…. Thinking about it now gives me hives!>>>> I remember this! It was the freakiest thing ever....Please please double check, triple check if I'm really dead before y'all put me in a coffin!!!

heavenly
10 Nov 2008 01:16

I remember this! It was the freakiest thing ever....Please please double check, triple check if I'm really dead before y'all put me in a coffin!!!LOL@BS tell me about it, scary!!!

LOL@ the observers defination of the phobias but i dont understand Trypanophobia- Fear of injections. “Alcoholism” "Use you imagination pls explain because i have this phobia, actually quite a few >this is one of them.


Brown Shuga
10 Nov 2008 01:34

Well Mr. Phobia, the one phobia I do NOT have is Merdothophobia

Brown Shuga
10 Nov 2008 01:37

actually might be suffering from MerdothoMANIA!

GML
10 Nov 2008 08:23

I have this Trypanophobia- Fear of injections.

Totally cannot look at people being injected like those women from that make over show on e-tv.

Joe
10 Nov 2008 11:54

Hah Brown Shuga, you are supposed to keep that mania to yourself, otherwise people will make some assumptions that maybe wrong!

Mna I am suffering from Venustramania!

andi01
10 Nov 2008 12:34

I know some people

Ablutophobia- Fear of washing or bathing
- Zola 7
Acarophobia- Fear of itching or of the insects that cause itching. “Nasty- Thebe, this one time they were performing in Graff Reinet a friend of mine had an insect on her face and he said "sweety remove dat animal from ur face".
Agateophobia-Andio1
Alliumphobia- Fear of garlic- Definetly not Manto Tshabalala
Cacophobia- Fear of ugliness.- M (the blocker)
Epistemophobia- Fear of knowledge- Julius Malema (i hear he prefers woodwork)


Cande
10 Nov 2008 12:37

ooh Andi, please man..Has it ever come across your mind that maybe just Maybe Zola's skin is like that??
C'mon now i dont think Zola doesnt wash

andi01
10 Nov 2008 12:48

@Cande- i know he doesnt LOL

Cande
10 Nov 2008 12:52

and how will you know?? You are 1 of the students who are his neigbours & are sharing him?

andi01
10 Nov 2008 12:57

LOL @ Cande, somethings are better left unsaid

Toxic
10 Nov 2008 13:02

What is fear of driving under bridges called? I have that fear.........I keep thinking the bridge will collapse just as i am driving beneath it and am now looking for helmets!

Shuga babe
10 Nov 2008 13:03

<<Epistemophobia- Fear of knowledge- Julius Malema (i hear he prefers woodwork)>> 

Andi01,
I'm sure you don't sleep at night dreaming about President Juliua Malema, i don't recall a day you finish blogging without saying a thing about him.

andi01
10 Nov 2008 13:05

@Shuga Babe- then you must be suffering from amnesia, coz i havent spoken about that "dinges" since 2 weeks ago.

lepogo
10 Nov 2008 13:07

Very enlightening.....

Andi1,u r a staer-keep it crazy in here.ROFLMAO

Cande
10 Nov 2008 13:12

he he he Toxic, and you not scared of driving on the bridge??

Shuga babe
10 Nov 2008 13:14

@Andi01, See you even know the date,* 2 weeks ago*  

@Toxic, are you perhaps my twin sister???. yoooooo I'm so scared of driving beneath the bridge, let alone when there's a truck  passing on the it!!!!!!!!!!

Toxic
10 Nov 2008 13:14

No Cande. I think i have a bigger chance of surviving a bridge collapsing beneath me than above me.

andi01
10 Nov 2008 13:28

@Shuga Babe- its bcz everytime i speak about him, my body itch for a whole week. but I wont quit its my nature to speak up against ignorance if i see it.

Toxic
10 Nov 2008 13:50

@Toxic, are you perhaps my twin sister???. yoooooo I'm so scared of driving beneath the bridge, let alone when there's a truck passing on the it!!!!!!!!!!

LMAO SB, me too!!!!

TheObserver
10 Nov 2008 14:12

Dear Toxic

This other day when driving to Benoni with a friend, we approached a bridge which was obviously being attended to by the public works. As we drove under the bridge, a huge slab of concrete fall just seconds after our passing. The thud alone was enough to convince us that we had died. It was beyond terrifying; I was shaking all over and could not deal with having to go back using the same road.

Just when you think it can’t get worse, I don’t know if any of you guys have had this experience but, on the Allandale off ramp (to Kempton Park from Kyalami, Sandton, or Pretoria), the bridge physically shakes when there is a heavily load truck driving over it. When it happens whilst you are on top of the bridge in your care, it feels like death is just knocking and giving you a wave.

The Observer

faraimagic
10 Nov 2008 14:13

Tjo i heard this on radio.......Azania...Yes Azania Ndoro(metro)

faraimagic
10 Nov 2008 14:14

wat do you call the fear of Bloggers?

TheObserver
10 Nov 2008 14:17

Dear Heavenly

“Alcoholism” "Use you imagination pls explain

When I said use your imagination I meant any of the following:
If you are a drug addict you might be so terrified of needles that you end up being an alcoholic instead; You could be so terrified of injections that you would need a serious drink to get through any of those doctors appointments or insulin injections in the case diabetics; All in all you cant be a doctor and be scared of injections….imagine being a patient. (That’s what I meant when I said use your imagination Heavenly)

PS: I know how it’s like thou to fear injections; I have a phobia for veins. I always have a tough time when they draw blood from me, because finding any of my veins is a mission. I find them (veins) to be a very disturbing sight. I always ask for a very skilled nurse because the trail and error experience with injections is not the highlight of my trip to the doctor.
.
The Observer

faraimagic
10 Nov 2008 14:18

What do you call fear of sex?

Toxic
10 Nov 2008 14:22

Ob, it happens on the M1 as well.,,,the bridge shaking that is...

Shuga babe
10 Nov 2008 14:22

<<@Shuga Babe- its bcz everytime i speak about him, my body itch for a whole week>>  

LMAO @Andi01, kwakwakwakwa!! next time you speak about him your body will itch for the rest of your life hahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Simmone
10 Nov 2008 14:25

Ablutophobia- Fear of washing or bathing - Zola 7  and Zulu boy suffer from this

Cande
10 Nov 2008 14:25

SEXOPHOBIA wena Farai

andi01
10 Nov 2008 14:26

What do you call fear of sex?- Crazy-ophobia, anyone who fears sex is C-R-A-Z-Y

Shuga babe
10 Nov 2008 14:28

"Just when you think it can’t get worse, I don’t know if any of you guys have had this experience but, on the Allandale off ramp (to Kempton Park from Kyalami, Sandton, or Pretoria), the bridge physically shakes when there is a heavily load truck driving over it. When it happens whilst you are on top of the bridge in your care, it feels like death is just knocking and giving you a wave"

@OB, Are you serious!!! oh no no no no this isn't good, I have a very bad feeling about  bridges. but never experiance the shaking, I don't know what i would do. yoooooooo!!! 

@Toxic,
please do by all means to avoid this bridge.

TheObserver
10 Nov 2008 14:28

Dear faraimagic

Erotophobia- Fear of sexual love or sexual questions.
Genophobia- Fear of sex.
Paraphobia- Fear of sexual perversion

belz
10 Nov 2008 15:01

Medorthophobia- Fear of an erect penis> Never never never, God please, can you make sure that i dont experience anything like this in my life, please.

Interesting article Observer.

TerryN
06 Aug 2009 15:08

LMAO Belz


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