YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW HAPPY I AM THAT THIS IS OVER.
The last episode kicks off with Crystal trying to call her boyfriend. She thinks they might have flown the guy to the house and she starts to sort of panic. Firstly may I just say that this was not a good kick-off, since they do not give viewers a good continuation from the last episode. However, those watching are by now expecting this type of crap. She then begins to throw tantrums whilst Erin try’s to calm her down and make her see reason. I thought Crystal was afraid that the arrival of the boyfriend will reveal certain things about their relationship which will leave her embarrassed.
The other housemates Jason and Dick attempt to stop Crystal from freaking out and she goes on and on by saying the boyfriend wants to have control over her life. She then says the house is not making her feel better but instead she claims makes her crazy. Well honey that is what secrets, lies and living a lie would do to you. She is packed and then leaves. At the diner table Jason has a conversation with Saint Kimberly and she goes on about how weak and in a messed up relationship she is in. Then Jason starts to apologies to Kimberly for going off at her. Now for Kimberly this is a perfect opportunity to play righteous and she said “excuse my Christianity but I will slap you with this steak” because we “Christians” get tempted sometimes. Honey, you don’t get tempted you are conquered… by the devil, and you have no idea.
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Dr. Phil makes an unscheduled lunch drop by and immediately Erin makes a funny comment that “she is in love with Dr. Phil”. Why am I not surprised, you like them white miss thing! The doctor then explains the importance of being in the house. In a move only Dr. Phil is famous for, he pulls her sister in to the conversation without the knowledge of Kimberly, and I knew then that this was going to be good because this women is a soap opera by herself and everyone around her is just plain old extras. Kimberly did not know her sister had arrived.
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The doctor tells the sister that Kimberly is judgmental, hypocritical, self righteous and that it gets in her way, but the sister knows the truth. She (the sister) said that Kimberly is a sweet girl but she is very paranoid and she does not say anything positive about anyone. Kimberly then adds that they (Dr. Phil and her own sister) are making her out be a horrible person, a bitch and who walks around with a bible beating people around with it. HELLO – You are exactly that miss thing!
The sister then says that she’s had great friends in her life but not a single one is in her life right now and she as well as everyone wonders why. They play a video of the sister saying that whenever Kimberly walks into a room everyone has to take a breath and stomach her. At this time Saint Kimberly is about to perform one her famous miracles…. They then played a video of Kimberly saying that Dr. Phil and her sister lied about her not having friends. Dr. Phil then asks her if she is going to defend this or does she care about the truth. The sister added a shocker… she said they (Kimberly and her) are not even that close. Hello
Guys you should have seen this Kimberly women, she was very close to beaming with ever lasting light and go off. The sister adds that she makes everyone feel like crap and that Kimberly is the one that “ASKED” (clue) to be on the show. Kimberly jumps because her sister was beginning to open up the Kimberly-Pandora. Kimberly then said she came on the show to talk about her Christianity. Dr. Phil asks Kimberly if she does not want him to speak to her. Dr. Phil then tells her that whenever people try and tell her the truth she becomes defensive and refuses to listen. Then… oh man this was good… Kimberly says “well I am going go to hell then”. The sister and Dr. Phil say now you are being sarcastic.
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Dr. Phil pulls his word challenge and drives the message home and she begins to scratch her head as a sign of completely being lost. But just as Kimberly is known for Drama-Superior, she walks off and begins to list all the things she has in her life; ”I have a great job, a great condo, I have my sanity, I’m faithful in God, I have great parents” and she goes on and on… meanwhile her sister is trying to get her to see reason. They then add a video of the sister acknowledging that she does in fact have a great life but she has no one to share it with…. BINGO…… I bet you this whole craziness was started by a MAN, possibly a Christian man who screwed with her heart. The lack of such and all the benefits involved, result in a build-up a lot of resentment to anyone and anything that looks like its having more fun and joy than Saint K.
Dr. Phil tells the sisters that he is going to give them time to talk. They go outside and Kimberly starts yet another screaming match and she says that this is all a setup and they argue. She questions Dr. Phil’s integrity. The sister points out interesting things about her and she continues to ramp. The funny thing is that Kimberly was so loud and they run a video of Kimberly bashing the very sister trying to make her see reason. On the video Kimberly makes statements that her sister was flown all the way to the house because she didn’t even have a job, and why out of all her sister would they pick her. If this is how Christians behave…… it makes sense, because if conviction of your faith looks like this, then Kimberly will be convicted.
The housemates where taken to the Los Angeles Mission (help-centre “feeding and all”) and Erin did not want to get out of the car and she was just not having it. Immediately when Erin was given an apron she asked “are those new” the poor guy, David, answered “yes”.
Lets take a moment be to reflect, I am not surprised by this behavior from Erin especially when she made her “I AM HEALED” type recovery yesterday towards the end of the show. Part of my clues are to help you se through the tricks of TV. Erin’s behavior is perfect give-away of staged contestants.
David then tells Erin that it’s like feeding your babies; people also need to be helped. Erin answers “Oh yeah” C’mon guys! They should put her through a meat grinder maybe she would come out shredded and ready to be real. Meanwhile David asks Kimberly to cut some onions and she begins… by telling this perfect stranger that everyone hates her on the show, even her sister came on to talk bad about her. Obviously the other housemates where around and they try to address this by asking David (black Christian guy) about his faith. Saint Kimberly of Hypocrites just completely lets the devil in her come out by interrupting David whilst telling Dick and Jason about his relationship with God. David then said that is why people have a problem with Bible Thumpers. David then invites everyone to the LAM’s prayer session where Dick asks if it would be good for a non believer to join in; however he does not mind observing. They go into a room where they pray and David asks if anyone has a prayer request just to say thank you. Guess whose hand went up first……! Did she give thanks…. NO! She complained to God. They finished and started feeding people and Kimberly was serving potatoes, Jason – the fish sticks and Erin served the people. Erin went to a table and thanked the people for the opportunity to serve them.
Finally they get to talk to Dr. Phil one last time and he addresses all their issues. All I could think about was… You all are hope less and you should just get the hell out, but I am not Dr. Phil. They make their way to their bedrooms and they start packing, when Kimberly makes an announcement that she is a gym teacher…. Lord have mercy on those poor children. If I had kids in her gym class, I would immediately petition the school to get my kids out. She is toxic. The funniest was when Jason tried to talk to Kimberly and begun by saying she should stop hiding behind God and she must learn to take accountability…. Only for Kimberly to leave Jason talking by himself! But almost all have confessed that Kimberly being part of the housemates made it easier for them to learn.
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