First thing - I must apologize for the pic quality, and spelling mistakes, my F7 button is not working to do a spell check - who wrote “sended” last week?
I thought having a PVR meant that you can download the programs you record to your laptop or to other external storage gadgets. At least the LCD is HD Ready (lol). I love Gospel music especially traditional gospel.
The Judge The show should have been called the
“Lindelani Mkhize Show: I want to be a gospel star but I am talentless and worse than Khanyi Mbau & Paris Hilton combined”. Thabo, the host first gave us Lindelani’s history and why he is qualified to be the sole judge of the show. Hayi kabi, but really now, did we really need a lesson about Lindelani? We all know that he is a talented, vertically challenged, and biggest gyrator in SA and has discovered so many wanna-be Rebecca’s that can fill 3 Putco buses.
Host - Thabo Sunday world says he is 30, Sunday Sun say he is 28 - you decide who you want to believe maar all I’m saying is I’m 21. Bhuti can you give me an opportunity to host one of the 25 shows you host on SA TV? Please? I’m jobless.
PE The first stop was PE, and the 1st person to audition was a guy wearing a Leather Jacket who sang Wakrazulwa , followed by another character who looked like he came out of a lucky packet. You know what, Msholozi should put a law that will prohibit parents, brothers, sisters , etc from lying to their family members about their singing abilities. How on earth does your mother, father, husband or wife allow you to humiliate yourself on public TV LIKE THAT? These people’s parents should really be arrested or be hanged. Where is Jackie Selebi when you need him? Did I hear Pikoli saying Hillbrow?
Bloem
Next stop was Bloem - now I know why I’m afraid to go to Free State. Hayi people from Bloem provided the best entertainment on the show.
Aunt Jeremiah Ooops I meant Bhuti Jeremiah killed me.
Love you doll maar you can’t sing - I bet your grandmother wanted to commit suicide when she saw you on TV. Lindelani was nasty at times as well. I don’t blame you bhuti, after all you discovered some of the greatest gospel artists we have in Mzantsi.
Next was my girl/boy Obakeng -
“girl you rocked” - at first you looked like Sibusiso Zuma, but by the time you finished “talking/singing” you looked like one of the Sun Goddess creators - Vanya or Thando - you choose which one you like.
Hayi ke uBhuti ka “I don’t mind waiding – shame he meant to say I don’t mind waiting. Sekgoa is difficult I give up, even shower singers can’t pronounce the queen’s language. Africa is really hardship, oops I meant hard – Ag English is difficult.
Durban
Shame Lindelani was so excited to be in Durban, but he should have known from the first person to audition that, Durban was going to be a disappointment.
Mbali reminded me of high school, when we used to sing “Our Father” every morning before the start of classes. Lindelani’s comments were spot on
“Sisi you really don’t belong here” Don’t you love Shorty’s comments?
Cape Town The second last stop was Kaapstad, Tashi you never told us that Capetonians can sing? The Twins were awesome and I think Lindelani was hush not to give them the opportunity to be part of the other 30 finalist.
Hayi ke Mxolisi – he sang as if he was part of the Selby Branch of Amadodana aseWisile. If you haven’t scene them, please get yourself to Central Methodist Church in Downtown Jozi, next to Dali Mpofu’s house – oops I meant next to the Johannesburg High Court.
Zimkhitha reminded me of sis Ribs, with her over-the-top gestures and antics. And I actually thought she would do wonders for sis Lusanda’s group or being sis Ribs’s replacement
Jozi Jozi Jozi The last stop was JOZI, and you all know how jozi people do it. Hayi the Lion King guy nearly killed me. There I thought how on earth did he make it to be part of the London cast of the Lion King for 3 years nogal? Lindelani’s comments floored me. Then again who am i? I was told as early as Sub B/Grade 2 that I will never make it as mass choir singer? Mind you who has ever been refused to be part of a mass Choir? Teachers can be nasty YAZI.
Jozi did not want to be outdone by Bloem, ngoba the FINALE had to come from Jozi- from a guy called Amos, I was seating on top of a coffee table when he performed and I literally fell from the table. M-----y----- G—o---d-----La------la-------la----la X 5. Repeat after me bloggers La---la----la—la. What did you expect from someone who first told lies about himself ….
1. “I was born to Sing” – Ja right, you were born to sing while doing Nr 2 in the toilet,
2. “I was part of a community church.. Ooops I meant Choir” – Really Bhuti? I wonder which Choir is that? Don’t lie and say Soweto Gospel Choir.
If you watched the show please tell me your thoughts. I said it a month ago that this is going to be the best reality show coming out of SABC2 - and judging from the 1st episode, I was not off the mark.