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Coals of Mzansi

Written by AQUILOGY from the blog //YAWN/// on 04 Feb 2008
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welcome to the 1st Coals of Mzansi awards, the purpose of these awards is to celebrate bad tv programmes, it takes a special breed of ~~idiots~~ people to create a really bad programme so let's give them a round of applause.
And The winners are...............

Mzansi coal actress
The secretary of Mukwevho milling she's probably the worst actress in tv history

Mzansi coal actor
Zola for his role as the community builder in Zola7

Mzansi coal soapie
its a tie between generations and 7 de laan

Mzansi coal sitcom
Font (you would think it would better 'cause its done by stand up comedians but its terribly unfunny)

Mzansi coal Drama series
Is there anyone who still watches Zone14? Why?

Mzansi coal Music programme
Live(Even my little brother thinks this show sucks)

Mzansi coal game show
That show Mandisa presents, comes on very late on e-tv ,its so bad i forgot what its called

Mzansi coal storyline
the whole fats thing on rhythm city, why does it have to be the fat guy who can't mack chicks le tlwaela didodla gampe

Mzansi coal theme song
Bay of plenty's theme song kinda suck balls it doesnt do justice to the show

Thank you for reading through these awards, you can comment on them on add your own catergories. the winners can come and collect their bag of coal and donate them to Eskom

32 Comments

mabhebheza
04 Feb 2008 10:57

Aquilogy..u back!..Amalahle awards..LOL...maar wena*sigh* ok yah Mandisa show definelty is the worse nite show

Brown Shuga
04 Feb 2008 13:36

Mzansi coal actress
The secretary of Mukwevho milling she's probably the worst actress in tv history
LOL is she still bad?

Mzansi coal actor
Zola for his role as the community builder in Zola7
LOL I'm so tired of that movie ek se!!

Mzansi coal soapie
its a tie between generations and 7 de laan
7de laan, no drama! Happy season all year round! I'll rather watch Karabo & her baby drama than 7de laan se "happy" mense.

Mzansi coal sitcom
Font (you would think it would better 'cause its done by stand up comedians but its terribly unfunny)
ALL SA SITCOMS should share this award.....

Mzansi coal Drama series
Is there anyone who still watches Zone14? Why?
TDC is gonna kill you ka Zone 14 but I've never been able to watch this drama it's a total bore!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Mzansi coal Music programme
Live(Even my little brother thinks this show sucks)
You are so right, I love the presenters but the show just fails to grab my attention. No matter how much I try.

Mzansi coal game show
That show Mandisa presents, comes on very late on e-tv ,its so bad i forgot what its called
Only saw it's promos....

Mzansi coal storyline
the whole fats thing on rhythm city, why does it have to be the fat guy who can't mack chicks le tlwaela didodla gampe
Rhythm City is one of the worst soaps around....

Mzansi coal theme song
Bay of plenty's theme song kinda suck balls it doesnt do justice to the show
The promos alone are a turn off....

Great award Aquilogy and I agree with almost all of them!!!!!!!

Nanana
04 Feb 2008 21:46

Mzansi coal actress
The secretary of Mukwevho milling she's probably the worst actress in tv history

A SPECIAL MENTION SHOULD BE MADE ON THIS AWARDS TO PHEKO'S OFFICE DECORATION WHERE GREEN READING LAMPS ARE PILED UP TOGETHER AS DECORATION,IF THATS WHAT INTERIOR DESIGNING IS ABOUT,IT SHOULD BE BANNED

Mzansi coal actor
Zola for his role as the community builder in Zola7
ZOLA LOOKS LIKE HE IS ON AN ALL TIME HIGH,HE HAS ADOPTED THE NASTY HABIT OF CUTTING PEOPLE MIDWAY THEIR SENTENCES,AND AS FOR THE CONCEPT OF THE SHOW,HE HAS LOST THE PLOT BECAUSE DTI CAN DO BETTER DELIVERY THAN HIM.

Mzansi coal soapie
its a tie between generations and 7 de laan
IT HAS TO BE GENERATIONS,THE LIGHTING IS SO BRIGHT IT HURTS MY EYES,WHEN GENERATIONS IS ON KOKASI YOU WOULD SWEAR ITS STILL DAYLIGHT OR AN ECLIPSE

Mzansi coal sitcom
Font (you would think it would better 'cause its done by stand up comedians but its terribly unfunny)

NO NO IT HAS TO BE GABRIEL,BUT I SORT OF LIKE IT IN A FUNNY TWISTED KINDA WAY.
Mzansi coal Drama series
Is there anyone who still watches Zone14? Why? YEP.PEOPLE WHO ARE BORED

Mzansi coal Music programme
Live(Even my little brother thinks this show sucks)
I AGRREEE

Mzansi coal game show
That show Mandisa presents, comes on very late on e-tv ,its so bad i forgot what its called
OOOPS MANDISA

Mzansi coal storyline
the whole fats thing on rhythm city, why does it have to be the fat guy who can't mack chicks le tlwaela didodla gampe
WHAT SUCKS ABOUT THAT RHYTHM CITY IS THE WAY THEY DRESS PAM AND MMABATHO,IT HORRENDOUS

Mzansi coal theme song
Bay of plenty's theme song kinda suck balls it doesnt do justice to the show
RHYTHM CITY

Thank you for reading through these awards, you can comment on them on add your own catergories. the winners can come and collect their bag of coal and donate them to Eskom
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAH

azHOT
04 Feb 2008 23:42

nanana=lay off Gabriel!! LOL! Font has a strange way of making comedians so not funny!!!!!!!

Toodecent
05 Feb 2008 00:45

Mzansi coal actor
Zola for his role as the community builder in Zola7
Ga ona malebogo....not long someone wanted to be a stipper what did he do? It may even be your half sister whom you dont know.
Mzansi coal Drama series
Is there anyone who still watches Zone14? Why?
Yep...I do and not ke jele patje, so shotop....!!!
Mzansi coal storyline
the whole fats thing on rhythm city, why does it have to be the fat guy who can't mack chicks le tlwaela didodla gampe
I love the Fats storyline it rocks.. ok maybe ba tlwaela didotla gampe but still it rocks.

monchooza
05 Feb 2008 00:58

Yesss there is still people to watch zone 14.......and thats Monchooza.sue me

lilmama
05 Feb 2008 01:05

I agree with most of teh things said... But me I'ld be more comfortable pointing out the good stuff, there's a lot of whack shows and actors and presenters its easier to just point out the few promising ones.

BS...not all SA sitcoms are coal yho, ok this might go back a while ago...The very 1st season of City Sesla was cool...but the writers ran out of ideas in the second - it was too dofff...And Nomzamo, it was a cool show - untill they change the main characters, who does that seriously now.

Preshiii
05 Feb 2008 01:05

Yep...I do and not ke jele patje, so shotop....!!! Hi hi hi....Awww TDC Bathong....

Hallloooooooooo Aqui....welcome back dude / dudette...I sorely missed you...cant wait for the picture no words thingy....it makes my days! LOL!

andi01
05 Feb 2008 01:18

@Aqui, nice topic homz, but what I find very funny is that you remember PJ Powers song, amalahle amalahle, wesicela amalahle, i thought amalahle was used to symbolize HOTNESS, now u teaching me sungthing new.
@TDC, i am with u broer, i wont miss zone 14 for anything, i usually even stay for de reapeats, yep dats how much i love it.
@ya all- its good 2 be back, have been around but blogging silently (in vuvu from zone 14's voice)

Toodecent
05 Feb 2008 01:24

Gud to cya back Andi...!

andi01
05 Feb 2008 01:41

@TDC-like wise brada

Foxy gal
05 Feb 2008 01:46

Oh yes i do watch zone 14 & I miss TDC's recaps......what happened TDC???!!!!!!!!!

Nonny
05 Feb 2008 01:53

???? And now Mzansi Coal Awards........hehehe Aquilogy!!!!

monchooza
05 Feb 2008 01:54

ungaze ubuze again Foxy gal (ngikukhumbululile wena maaaan)

Toodecent
05 Feb 2008 01:55

Was supposed to do it oday Foxy...(Do 2 weeks episodes recap) will have it next week. Its funny because people say they hate it but its the most watched drama in SA...the same sh*t happens with soapies as generations is most watched.

Foxy gal
05 Feb 2008 02:09

@ Monchoo - Awazi wena bengisenkingeni phela nale Load shedding eyavela ngabon'ukuthi bathi it may take even 5 yrs to be resolved - (i was gona be outta my mind yinkumbulo nje qha) Ngathi Oh hell I'm going back to my family TVSA so yeah here i am BACK!!!!!!!!!!

@ TDC - I'll be waiting patiently cos i know when u do it, u gona do it well!!!!!!!!

sponono
05 Feb 2008 02:12

Coals...mmmhhh I donno...coals have a potential of gettin HOT...and they are ussally part of an exciting event (braai/party etc) and they represent power..i.e FIRE so I think y'all are complementing these shows and actors...LOL just a thought.......(I'm not an SABC/ETV agent...)

maybe ..mzansi ashes...LOL

Miss K
05 Feb 2008 02:13

TDC and Monchoo u know i luv u guys but i seriously didn't know there are people who watch Zone 14 and that Bay of Plenty thingy! Seriously!
But as they say 'Different strokes for different folks'!

Foxy gal
05 Feb 2008 02:21

Helloooooooooo Sponono!!!!!!

Good point as usual mfanakithi.... LOL

Nonny
05 Feb 2008 02:22

LOL at Sponono and Mzansi Ashes............hihihi........yazi wena u are ever original!!!

Tshd21
05 Feb 2008 08:24

Welcome back Aqui.....

Lol @ Spopo.....

Feza
06 Feb 2008 06:00

hey hey hey I watch Zone 14, so pleazeeeeee.

snogabe
07 Feb 2008 15:30

People Zone 14 is HOT 4 us and the likes of TDC, Monchy, Andi, Foxy the list goes on and on. It is full of everything that Generations lack I always compare it to Gen every Monday and I c what Gen is lacking. U want drug story u find, soccer u get, romance, cheating, family standing together and not caring 4 each other, it embraces true african culture. I was not even aware it is trouble for a deaf person to be a soccer player.....................

celeb-struck
11 Feb 2008 02:40

no guys i tink live is a hot show,whats gona happen nw that andile's wokin 4 ckifm?does that mean wer nt gon c ths hot bro friday nyts jst b4 we go2 bed?damn!!as 4 tha mandisa show,if it wasnt nyc,u wudnt evn hv knwn it exist,so 2 shw dat u actuali njoy it,uv watchd it a coupla tyms,i min hw els wud u hv knw dat its wak?ur a fan.lol!

celeb-struck
11 Feb 2008 02:40

KJ
27 Feb 2008 06:39

I DEFINATETLY AGREE. I DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW THESE SHOWS ARE ON AIR. WHATS SAD IS THAT THEY ARE GOING NO WHERE, SINCE WE STILL HAVE MILLIONS OF PEOPLE WATCHING THEM, AS LONG AS SABC IS GETTING GOOD AR'S, THEY WILL KEEP GIVING US CHEEP QUALITY SHOWS.
IF ONLY WE COULD ALL HAVE DSTV.

carino
28 Oct 2008 15:00

****just looking back***

BigMama
28 Oct 2008 15:05

Mzansi coal article writer

AQUILOGY, you really deserve the award.

Reggie
28 Oct 2008 15:16

PLZ ALLOW ME TO REBUT Yo statements!!

Mzansi coal actress
The secretary of Mukwevho milling she's probably the worst actress in tv history
I THINK ITS BERLINDA FROM GENERATIONS

Mzansi coal actor
Zola for his role as the community builder in Zola7
FOR ME ACTUALLY ITS SCANDAL'S LENTSWE

Mzansi coal soapie
its a tie between generations and 7 de laan
RHYTHM CITY, period!

Mzansi coal sitcom
Font (you would think it would better 'cause its done by stand up comedians but its terribly unfunny)
CITY SES'LA

Mzansi coal Drama series
Is there anyone who still watches Zone14? Why?
NOW ZONE 14 IS HITORY LETS RATHER SAY ITS HILLSIDE ON SABC 2

Mzansi coal Music programme
Live(Even my little brother thinks this show sucks)
MUSIC LOUNGE DOLL, D SHOW REALLY SUCKS

Mzansi coal game show
That show Mandisa presents, comes on very late on e-tv ,its so bad i forgot what its called
NOW DAT MAKES THE TWO OF US

Mzansi coal storyline
the whole fats thing on rhythm city, why does it have to be the fat guy who can't mack chicks le tlwaela didodla gampe
MY POINT EXACTLY!

Mzansi coal theme song
Bay of plenty's theme song kinda suck balls it doesnt do justice to the show
THE ONE SUNG ON THE INTEROGATION ROOM! HUH!

lol at y0 last paragraph

Reggie
28 Oct 2008 15:25

TVSA's coal blogger!: SWAZI95

TVSA's coal author: HARAMBE24, his articles are alwasy based on sexuality! not so say its bad mara i think its too much!

95
24
lol

Earth
28 Oct 2008 15:38

after reading this article,all I can say is thank goodness for DSTV!

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