Channel: Series (104)
Day: Friday
Time: 08H00pm
The remaining nine Ladies in the Prince’s ever-shrinking harem received news that there will be one group date, a two-on-one date and a one-one date with Prince Lorenzo. The Ladies had to compete for the one-on-one date in an opera singing competition. Jami won the competition.
Prince Lorenzo and Lady Jami’s date was nothing but a bad replica of a scene from Pretty Woman. Lady Jami dressed up in a red satin dress and long white sleeves (to cover up her tattoos, Lady Erica’s opinion not mine) and Prince Lorenzo bestowed her with diamond earrings and necklace worth a cool 2 million dollars.
Since this was a date done in Pretty Woman style, they went to the opera house for a private show. Laced with champagne, Lady Jami tortured us again with the opera aria that landed her the dream fairytale date. The Bachelor acted as if he enjoyed it but we do know what happened to Lady Andrea when she attempted to serenade the Prince. He shattered her fairytale dream.
These Ladies should learn from the mistakes that others made and try to avoid them. How hard can it be? Sing in the shower only, say no to wine, but do show some love to a tree.
Prince Lorenzo and Lady Jami
I think the Prince is lame. He may not be a commoner but he is lame. He told Lady Jami that it was the most romantic night of his life but he can’t give her a rose because he did not feel any chemistry when he danced with her. It was like dancing with his sister. He could not come up with a more original line?
The Prince sent Jami home with a broken heart and no jewelry.
Lady Erica, not a big fan of Lady Jami, predicted that the Prince would send Jami home because the tattooed Jami and the Prince are so not compatible. She, Lady Socialite, is totally the only one that is perfect for Lorenzo because he is not a commoner. Yes, Lady Erica, we got the message. Lorenzo is royalty so he must choose a snob from a privileged background to become his Princess.
Group date in Tuscany
The Prince took Lady Jeanette, Lady Desiree, Lady Lisa, Lady Gina, Lady Sadie and Lady Jennifer to Tuscany for some wine tasting. Lady Lisa, who hugs tree as a hobby, did not like the group set up because it is not romantic. The self-assured tree-loving Lady is used to have the Prince to her own selfish self.
Reserved and timid Lady Jeanette joined the battle for the desired date rose and pulled the Prince aside for a little heart to heart. The Prince told her that she is hard to read but he likes that about her. She responded that she came to the show to find someone special and she thinks that he is special. The chemistry that was ignited during that very boring conversation certainly escaped me but the Prince recognized it because he presented the date rose to her.
Prince Lorenzo
I am actually starting to like Lady Sadie even though I find typical good, nice and sweet girls just boring. The good girl confessed her pure status to the Prince. He told her that he admires her pure status. He told us that he never dated a virgin before. Yes, Royal One, we noticed. The awkward hug and the kiss on the cheek spoke volumes.
Prince Lorenzo and Lady Lisa
During his one-on-one time with Lady Lisa, the Prince once again told the self-assured tree hugger that he enjoyed their one-on-one time together. Just when I thought he could not be any lamer, he asked permission for a kiss. The Royal Lame One must really like Lady Lisa because this was the first that he actually initiated a kiss. Lady Lisa is of course now in fairytale heaven because her famous five-year plan is like so on track after that magical kiss. I am not sure about the magic because, for the first time, the Prince sent Lady Lisa without the protection of a date rose to the rose ceremony.
The Prince and his six companions turned the heat up during a truth and dare game in his room. Raunchy Lady Desiree fed the Prince a grape with her mouth and sweet Lady Jennifer drank wine from the royal bellybutton.
Lady Erica
Lady Erica told us that she communicates with Lady Agnese the best because she speaks English slowly and with an Italian accent. The socialite thinks that Agnese does not deserve the rose because she is a gold digger. Lady Agnese does not have a high opinion of the judgmental socialite either because the American is crazy but not so beautiful.
But the Ladies had to hide their not-so flattering opinions of each other and competed for a rose on a two-on-one date with the Prince.
The Prince decided to spend some time with the two Ladies in his room because that is the best way to get to know someone. Yeah, we are familiar with the scenario. The Prince, multiple ladies and his bed. The bed parties are featuring now regularly on the show.
The Ladies raided the royal closet and changed into the Princes' shirts and boxers. Then the three of them had dinner, beer and pizza, on the royal bed. I am not so sure that I like romance the royal fairytale way.
The Prince took Lady Socialite aside for a private conversation. As usual, the privileged socialite blabbed away and then told the Prince to ask her anything so that he can get to know the real Erica. The Prince did not feel that it was necessary to ask questions because he already knows. Ouch, dear Privileged One, that was a huge blinking neon sign.
The Prince and his Italian Lady had another one of their awkward conversations. Lady Agnese told the Prince that she is studying hard to learn English but the Prince is concerned about the language barriers. He likes Agnese but in order to have a relationship, you have to communicate. Prince, here is an idea, why not pondering the idea of a pure physical relationship? It is not as if you had any serious stimulating conversations thus far.
The Prince decided that he preferred Lady Agnese's Italian accent over the Italian accent of Lady Erica and presented the rose to the Agnese. He then escorted the rejected socialite, who mumbled something about how she had been judged her whole life, to the car. The Prince made sure that the incoherent Princess wannabe got in the car while she was still trying to explain to him how unfairly he treated her and what a bad mistake he just made.
The Prince returned to the Italian Lady with the raging hormones. They watched fireworks from the royal balcony and then made some fireworks of their own.
The Prince gave out four more roses at the rose ceremony and broke Gina’s heart when he presented the last rose to Lady Desiree.
Prince Lorenzo and Lady Gina
The Royal Harem is now reduced to three blondes and three brunettes:
Sadie
Jennifer
Desiree
Jeanette
Lisa
Agnese