I am so addicted to Big Brother Africa, I can't help myself...thank goodness for being solo coz lawd knows I would be dumped by now...
In today's live show, the housemates had to perform for the Idols Judges and I'm sure Big Brother is like
"That's not what I had in mind"...well, Biggie, if you had asked me I would have told you that if you plan anything, don't include Mara coz she has a way of spoiling things....
I honestly don't know why she has been retained as Idols judge..or perhaps my comment is because I don't really know what is required of them. Her comments just don't make sense to me shem..
Randall was there looking sour as always...Gaaddd, you can't help but love his comments though...most of them that is. You idols judges need to know that you aren't as cool as you think you are...except of course, Gareth, I like Gareth.
(I know some of you are looking at me funny right now)
Here's what I remember from their perfomances and my questions to them.
RICHARD - TANZANIA
Richard went out dressed in a bra and a skirt and said that in every man there's a woman. He says he always dresses up in his wife's clothes when at home.
Well, I've already said my piece about Richard and his usual "wife talk" all I'ma say is thank you for showing us your manhood earlier...it's umm...nice.
Question: How long are you gonna keep this charade for?
KWAKU - GHANA
Kwaku was rapping about something, I only heard the part where he said "hunger" and another word I heard was "benefit", the rest I couldn't make out...I can't hear rappers mina, I'm sorry. After he was done with the rapping, he started dancing and showed us some super Usher moves. I must say, I was pleasantly surprised coz I really didn't think he could dance.
O rata bo "
my man" too much maan...I like him though, he's got a nice bod and he's cool....
It's obvious he's the "Gideon" of the house. He's got the walk, the music, you know?!
The judges were kinda impressed with him.
TATIANA - ANGOLA
I like Tatiana. She did a perfomance about a gal who commits suicide in exchange for God ending the poverty, deaths in Africa and the judges were like "Suicide is not the solution."
Eish, those judges can be thick (oops), KB had to explain that she was just trying to send out a message...
OFUNNEKA - NAIJA
One of my Top 3 Most Boring housemates...Gaaaddd somebody help her out of that house..She got all dressed up in an African attire, got her face looking all scary and perfomed a Nigerian dance for the judges. They loved it but I think she's a waste of space, they could have gotten someone better to represent Naija. She seems very lost in that house and that so called "dance" she did yesterday?? Lawd have mercy!!!
I was laughing at one sms that came through saying her Nigerian citizenship needs to be verified coz there's no way she's from there hi hi hi hi hi
JUSTICE - BOTSWANA
One of my top 3 boring housemates....Botswana feels let down, ek se. If I hear one more word about "debate this" or "debate that"...I'm going to Sasani studios to throw a tantrum. Justice needs to :
- Stop sleeping all the time
- Stop laughing like that coz his laugh is irritating
- Stop telling us (and housemates) about debating
- Please STOP singing
When it was time for him to perform, he went to "debate" about how Africa doesn't make anything for themselves. We get things made in Japan/Taiwan/Germany etc.
Randall rightfully told him, "You raised the point but failed to make a point"...Amen. And sadly, this is the case with every topic he tries to talk about that....THAT or maybe I just block my hearing when he opens his mouth.
MERYL - NAMIBIA
Miss Silicone boobs huh?? Well, I think I've voiced my feelings on her, Richard asked her "
Does everything you do have to be so sexy?" I don't know whether married man is having trouble keeping his hands off her but damn, this gal is flashing her assets for all the guys in the house to see...Kwaku especially.
I have a feeling Max doesn't like her much...just an observation from their interactions.
Her perfomance was her in a Britney spears inspired look telling us of her new fashion line, which I doubt any of you would be interested in so ....NEXT..
LERATO - MZANSI
The life and soul of Big Brother Africa 2. She really should cover up but that aside, gal is loud and fun to be with. There's just something so sweet about people who are able to laugh at themselves. She knows she's huge and has no qualms with that. She knows she can't sing but that didn't stop her from singing for the judges.
Mara was asked how she felt about the group's perfomance and instead said "Lerato, I'm worried about you." Lerato kept asking "Why"...and Mara was so phoxa'd she answered "I don't know why." he he he he she shouldn't have started ish she couldn't finish coz Lerato told her "Well, you need a stylist and you need a makeover." he he he he he That was the best thing about this show so far!!
Mara must never!!!
CODE - MALAWI
I don't really have an opinion on Code. He's playing it safe. Not too loud, not too quiet, I don't know what to think of him. He's Frank, the music guy and seems to get along with the other housemates.
I think he sang something for the judges, dedicated to Malawi, it was okay.
MAXWELL - ZAMBIA
Baby!!!!! Who doesn't like Baby, huh? He's Lerato's best buddy in the house and I really hope the girlfriend, pictured below with his mom, doesn't mind.
Maxi did a talk about AIDS (what else?) , the stigma attached to it and jah, no comment. He's Max, he could never go wrong in my eyes....oh, he must just brush that chest hair of his...dikgobe tseo maan!!!
I had a chat to Max's girl and his mom at the launch and I told missy to get ready for a breakup coz it's tough being a faithful partner in a BB house...Mudiaga and Ify would know...he he he he he
BERTHA - ZIMBABWE
Bertha has a beautiful singing voice and she perfomed a "domestic violence" inspired piece for the judges and I don't know what it was Mara was criticizing but she did admit that Bertha has a future in acting. Eish Mara had a slip of the tongue thingy and ended up talking about SABC/Muvhango on an MNET show & her face looked so "oops" like afterwards....
Bertha, I'm reconsidering that whole "Bertha Fan Club" membership thing...I don't support people who sleep in the house and don't play in the jacuzzi...
MAUREEN - UGANDA
Lovely Maureen danced for the judges and it was kinda cute. She's such a respectful child. Like Helen (BBN) in some ways but less conniving of course. They will keep her in the house in the first few rounds coz they feel sorry for her and what she's been through in her short life. I wish I could just give her a hug too...she's too sweet for words. I like her, so humble. Hope she remembers that this is a game and starts playing.
JEFF - KENYA
Jeff, who sounds so much like Glen Lewis is the MOST BORING HOUSEMATE IN BBA 2.
All I wanna ask him is, "Bro, when are you getting out of the closet?"
When Richard was putting on his bra, Jeff tried to help him and Richard was on some "Just don't touch my ass man..." he he he Shame Jeff.
She He did some BORING poem about "him" and how he's the authour of some book, which I will never buy...if the writer is that boring, what would make the book so interesting?????? He MUST PLEASE DO HIMSELF A FAVOUR AND LEAVE THAT HOUSE...uyakhinya!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Can the housemates please get him in the Jacuzzi to play a game of truth and dare before he goes next week?
MY QUESTION TO KB:
Boy, when are you asking me out??