The first episode of Real Goboza did nothing much out of the original to spark the desired vibe to stir the entertainment industry.
In their debut, one could not help but notice the countless loop-holes. This was much to everyone's frustration, as witnessed in the previous article titled: - “Real Goboza debut”.
Not all hope is lost, because we love our South African entertainment industry. Don't we just....
I believe that collectively we can save the sinking Real Goboza ship.... This boo-boo gotta be fixed ASAP; We don't want more mistakes next week.
We've critised enough, but now it's time we put pen to paper and make RGB give us what we want. In our bid to save Real Goboza, I feel these are the areas RGB can focus on to keep us glued to our screens come Wednesday 9pm:
1. The dress sense.
Maybe something less formal can boost the confidence of the presenters.
(Hey, maybe Trevor's tie was too tight or Dineo's heels were killing her. If they go casual then Lelo needs a suit ASAP:) ha! Ha! Ha!
2. The sound.
We heard that there were some technical glitches (pun intended). Cum now…
3. The links.
Why would u put Malik's picture to introduce Lelo's slot? Or maybe they know something we don't know? Still, if you won't explain the link (eish, another pun) to us, then it's gosta go.
Ah. Maybe you know that Mzekezeke aka Dj Sbu, was due to have a show called Sfun’ ukwazi on SABC some time this year (ya, what happened to it? Sfun’ukwazi). Well, RGB has a link with the same name and guess what? The shlebs (it looked like trompies) are doing the "Khotha" pose - ala Ngwazi. Now wait, didn't Mzeke & crew come up with the Khotha gesture? Mmmmh... Did RGB steal Sbu's idea? Ayeye RGB - uSbu uzoniganda ngeHummer yakhe.
4. The updates.
Please! please! please! Don't tell us anything we know, especially not stuff from the Sunday newspapers. Did you have to cut out the articles, mara? I mean, we don't want to duplicate Shwashwi. Rather do a follow up on the Sunday stories if you can't find new material. You have 4 days to come up with a follow up, so asseblief tog.
5. Interviews.
Please make up your mind on who's doing the interviews. Is it Lelo or Dineo? Why so many interviews? Then again, why are you interviewing these shlebs? We have Jam Alley to do that. We have One that does that. We have Noleen who achieved that. We have Yo Tv that’s doing that. Unless they have something juicy and very NEW we don't wanna hear them.
6. What's in your bag.
ha! ha! ha! I can't believe they have this insert. If we won't find anything interesting in the bag - then ASIFUNU'KWAZI!
7. The presenters.
Let's pause this one and come back to it, after a couple of shows (really meaning after the next show - ha! ha! ha!).
8. Recording people's backs.
No more of that. I'm sure Oprah thought - FAN ALERT! & ducked.
9. Surprise us.
Now, this is my wish for the show. Please give us something we do not expect, because according to Shlebiology (that's the new study of shlebs), next week you will interview Kelly Khumalo and Dj Sbu is most likely to show his new ride. Please disappoint me on this one - you have a whole week to plan the disappointment.
oh ... and don't make false promises like the Andile Ncube story - ya, I have not forgotten, but I do forgive you.
So, what did I miss out? Agree or Disagree?