Hang onto your barf bag dear reader.
TLC's smacking us with a gosh darn yuckfest return: My Strange Addiction, 10 years after it first aired.
It's subtitled Still Addicted? and premieres this Tuesday 11 June at 20h00.
It includes a mix of past people and new ones who have what the channel describes as "unusual cravings". Talk about a euphemism!
As you'll see from the trailer, their cravings are so "unusual" it's difficult to believe that they're true - but then you see the woman with the Z-sized boobs that look real and you kinda have to believe.
Are you ready to witness? You've. Been. Warned.
Series synopsis
After a decade-long hiatus, My Strange Addiction returns with a mix of familiar faces and new individuals showcasing their unique addictions.
From a woman addicted to eating toilet paper and a man having intimate relations with a car to a couple who drinks their own urine and a man who eats raw chicken, see how far these people will go to satisfy their unusual cravings.