Kat: I'm so embarrassed - I'm going to down as the most naive person in the game.
Yip. Too true Kat, too true.
Despite the fact that I've spent the season rolling my eyes at Kat I really felt for her on Survivor last night - especially because she sobbed. Poor thing didn't have a clue.
Who could blame her? Both Kat and Sabrina were so oblivious to the danger they were in it was bizarre to see. Kim's officially become the Don of the game, brandishing her power and immunity like the head of the Mafia - secretly and ruthlessly taking out anyone she sees as a threat.
The Lady Boss after the hit.
And now she has enemies. Despite the inevitable backlash that will no doubt ensue, she made the right decisions this week - particularly when she refused to let Kat win the immunity challenge. If she had, she would have handed power to Kat and decreased her own status. She was right to fight for immunity because no-one can
ever assume they're safe.
As a result she now has to deal with a very disgruntled jury who will blame her for everything whereas Chelsea's going to come out smelling like roses because she hasn't done anything to piss anyone off yet. Instead, she's been happy to be in the #2 spot and would win if the final two came down to her and Kim.
Same thing with Sabrina. And Tarzan. All three of them would beat Kim in a final two right now which makes her position volatile so I'm quizzy to see what move she makes next.
Tarzan needs to go next as far as I'm concerned. I've had enough of him and I'm bored now. I don't know why Jeff makes such a fuss of him. At least his wife was a bit interesting - when she arrived for the reward challenge I scrutinized her face to see if she was a
cat woman. But no, she wasn't - looked normal and unplasticated I thought.
Seeing them all blubber for their families was fun as per usual. I didn't agree with them that Kat was selfish in her choices about who to take on the reward challenge though. Yes, it was dumb strategically but everyone wanted to see their family and friends - life is short for everyone, not just Tarzan and his wife because they're older.
Kat and that cousin of hers ... I was very uncomfortable with all the fuss between them - was waaaaaaay too overdone for cousins!
Will she forgive Kim for the betrayal? Her Ponderosa vids should shed some light - will post them soon.
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