If you're a guy and you're looking to land a date, do not, under
any circumstances say that you're a drinker as if it's some sort of achievement and expect to get lucky. Just ask Ted on last night's premiere of Take Me Out SA.
Such a tosser. He was like a piece of chewing gum stuck to your shoe. The person who was most savvy to the fact that he's such a problem was Marbz, one of the 30 girls on the dating panel. Which I like ... that the show's keeping the same chikita's each week.
Speaking of weeks etc. ... you'll have noticed that the extra gossip show didn't start after the first episode - the episode went on for longer instead. It's because no-one's been on a date yet so it'll start next week Tuesday, after the first three dates.
So where was I? ... the second dude, James. Who was more passionate about that stick of his than he was about the girls. He was also too fidgety, as if he was hiding something which annoyed me. The biggest no-no with him though was that he obviously lacks good judgement because he chose the wrong date.
I wanted him to choose Tintswalo instead of Ndumieh - both of them are fiery but Tintswalo looks as if she really would have given him a run for his money. That boob-ribbon cleavage of hers, her heavy lids and attitude - he was obviously too terrified to choose her!
Enter Simphiwe who proved that size matters. The tallest of the three, he was popular immediately and inspired such interest, someone exploded with: "Take me Simphiwe, I'm yours!"
Which he ignored. The offer was too hott for him to handle too! Still, I'm not counting it against him because he was cool. My best was when he said he wanted someone to share his new moments with. I believed it - didn't feel he was just saying it to impress. He knew it sounded good but meant it too.
I have no doubt that him and Sylvia will have the best time out of the three on their date.
Let's hope she doesn't do the leg thing through the date.