It's about time Nonhle Thema made a come back onto our TV screens, before she pulls a Vinolia Mashego. Or worse, before she works as a security guard because she loves the BOOM!! (That's a Trevor Noah joke BTW)
She might not be the most loved person right now, but does it mean she must go hungry? Hawww people, let's all SIT DOWN and let her "unRoyal Highness" showcase her gaganess.
The Jury was out a while back that Nonhle Goes To Hollywood was not exactly a huge success. Granted!
Now it's time for her to make real money with a "real" Reality show, instead of telling us half truths "that her money is in the US". That line was used when people still believed that the world was flat. Like really, how did the money get stuck in the US? Can it not take the next flight to SA or hitch a ride on a ship? Even better, why can't it simply make its way straight into her Bank Account... Now that's an idea... **Rolling Eyes**
Back to the Reality Show...
Since madam loves travelling and was the first South African to go to America, she can take another trip and call her show "Nonhle Goes Gaga." OR maybe "Sit Down!" OR whatever really, just as long as it has nothing to do with going to or coming back from Hollywood. We all know how that ended...
By now, you are probably wondering why even bother with Nonhle...
Ok. As much as she makes some of us want to pull out our bought hair and go natural... This new Nonhle is the definition of DRAMA!!!
Thanks to the Feather Awards for confirming that, by awarding her the status of "Drama Queen of the year."
Considering, that she's a Good Girl Gone Bad... it would be quite a site and extremely entertaining to see that transformation:
-We'd finally see the make-believe million dollar mansion
-Her beautiful behind being sued
-Madam dodging slaps and punches from celebs
-We'd find out if Kenny Kunene is her official sponsor
-We'd watch South Africa go into a great depression because she's punishing us by making her perfume available to other African countries excluding Mzansi...
-The most epic episode would be her walk of shame as she finally sends her demo to YFM
Maybe I'm just a silly hater who doesn't have R10 million, but I think if there was ever a good time for Miss Thema to make a reality show. It would be now! Why should all her drama go to waste?
Kenny Kunene has set the standard for Mzansi Reality shows. The ideal successor would have been Khanyi Mbau but now that she's decided to become a saint, we'll move right along.
Another contendor is the resurrected Michael Jackson aka Mshoza. So, whilst we wait for her to get permission from ubabu Jacob Mnisi...
The spotlight is on you Nonhle!!!