Movida in Sunninghill was the place and Thursday was the day. Females were gaudy and yelling in ecstasy as hunky Cosmopolitan Calendar men graced the stage with their masculine presence. TVSA was there to capture the storm of women’s intimate apparel thrown to stage in pure excitement and eyeful-devouring that spread screams of lust across the room.
Called to stage one by one and expectedly showing up half naked, they sent poor women on yet another knee-weak scream-trip. A few other men in the midst couldn’t help but throw in their screaming talents in the mix...
Lalla covering for V Entertainment! Very nice girl!
Ultimately Bobby van Jaarsveld scooped the Cosmopolitan’ Sexiest Man for 2012 announced by the Cosmopolitan editor herself in the most meanest of the miniest dresses I’ve ever seen in leopard print. In addition to the plastic-looking trophy and the much desired title was a whopping R10 000 in cash baybay! Dang!
We arrived a little late to the do and missed quite a lot of action, including Liquid Deep’s performance. When we arrived the host of the party was some unknown female specie with a perfectly well-rehearsed northern-surburb accent, initially your girl B, who clearly disappeared after the party ‘cause i couldn’t see her anywhere...
Announcing the winner, its the presenter and the Cosmopolitan Editor
Snapped here with the Mag editor, its the 2012 Cosmopolitan's Sexiest Man!
Brutal fruit was the main sponsor of the event and we were greeted with a bottle at threshold. One could bath in it, the drinks were served in abundance.
Jen Su herself! she had to be there...
I must admit that the party wasn’t celebrity packed; only bumped into a few famous faces. From my observations, I could easily conclude that Cosmopolitan has a HUGE white following...in all honesty, Cosmopolitan has always been ‘Just another magazine’ in my head but my perception on the mag changed after the event.
David Tlale posing for TVSA
Our very own Makisto posing with the GQ coverboy Cecil Mleshane
I do however have a few gripes, it didn’t look like the party was well planned. If you didn’t know the name of the lady who was giving Goodybags then you were not getting none. Refreshments scarcity, dry sushi-like finger-snack were served...and we had to buy our own drinks and the place was too hot...hayi!
Mika Stefano and Selumathunzi's Lunga. Mika wasnt so delighted with the choice of the winner
On other news, shock spread through KZN when a man believed to be the late Maskandi Star Khulekani "Mgqumeni" Khumalo was seen roaming the streets. Sunday Sun reports that people drove as far as 600km to see this man. ‘Mgqumeni’ said he woke up in a bush somewhere and for some reason he managed to consciously make his way into town. After the Twitter buzz about his fakeness, Monday World also puts its stamp on the droning Twenvelope: BOGUS!
The Real Mgqumeni
The 'Other' MgqumeniYes, She is news and for some reason she always ends up on Monday World. Apparently Nonhle Thema was busy having an orgy when we were celebrating the end of 2011 outdoors with fireworks and binging on braaied meat and booze. This comes after a ‘twight’/twitter fight and a heavy tweets-exchange-bloodbath between Nonhle and Morale Veritas last week after Nonhle openly discussed Veritas’ aunt’s private parts. When will Nonhle Sit Down though? Yawn!
ya ya ya Nonhle! Sit Down maan!
On more ‘Yawn’ news, Prosper Mkwaiwa was reported to have had a mini stress-attack after Sunday World ran the story that his wife had a lesbian relationship with Queen Elizabeth. Poor Prosper was even seen wandering the streets by himself. Friends thought he was so drained by his wife’s lesbo-case that they were scared he might commit suicide...Yawn Again!
Prosper and Tina
We at Monday World yet again wish all bloggers a wonderful stress-free week ahead...