Are you on Twitter? Do you know your celebrities and what they tweet about? Let us put your twoledge to the ultimate Twitter test.
Someone said we live in the times of smartphones and not so smart people. Is this true? Well, since almost all TVSA bloggers have smartphones, can we please prove to ourselves that we are also smart? Yeap, we are gonna play a little twame [game] and the winner is a certified smart person.
Since most of us are following the so-called celebrities on Twitter, let us put our knowledge of their handels to the test and please don’t cheat.
This is how it works:Name: She has that “B*” in her name.
She is adored by over 330 000 people on Twitter, well, maybe not all of them but a significant number does.
Answer: @Bonang_M or Bonang Matheba
Got it? Now here we go.
Name: So and so and her magazine.Clues: She is mostly criticised for wanting to be a celebrity since she quotes herself in her magazine and even does a photo shoot week in and week out so she can publish new pics of herself in her weekly mag. She wants to be the next Oprah.
Name: This One PhliesClues: She must leave TV alone and focus on radio because that’s what she is good at. After interviewing one confused celeb, the so-called celeb tried to commit suicide. This girl speaks Sepedi on her TV show.
Name: Naak what what who spells music not with a c. (Is it a case of smartphone and not so smart people)Clues: He is on that show that just got moved to SABC 2 because the show’s viewers far outnumber silly soccer viewers.
Name: Boom, silly hatersClues: I can buy the whole of
TVSA Y-FM and hire y’all to clean my shoes. East that, silly haters.
Name: Black name, white surnameClues: “When I grow up I wanna be a celebrity.” Whoop whoop! She is the ultimate queen of gossip and pulls no punches.
Name: Radio show hostClues: She has interviewed almost every significant politician in SA. She believes Christianity is a myth. She grabs the bull by its horns. Well, she is almost like a mini-Debora Patta but this one does listen. Her radio station is in Sandton. She got married in 2010. Ja eish, where is Endings and Beginnings though?
Name: Blogger and Twitterer of note (Ms what what)Clues: She doesn’t know whether to tweet as herself or her site. I presume when she grows up she wants to be a celebrity.
Name: Not so long ago he was online then later a vandal or somethingClues: His boring show is back on TV or just ended, can’t remember since I do not watch. He is gaining weight again. After he made a fool of himself at the SAMAs not so long ago with his outfit, he came out with his guns blazing and I suspect he got a stylist as the fashion police had issued a warrant for his arrest.
Name: The first 2 letters of her name are most South African URLs.Clues: She released a CD that catapulted her into instant stardom. Recently lied to the REAL magazine and said she is single but was outed in the tabloids as dating some Capetonian nigger or something. Anyway, I am tired of reading tabloids. This year I am saving my money and not buying tabloids. Anyway, back to clues. She was rumoured to be a maid for her boss lady.
Name: Sister Boss was rebellious to Muvhango ordersClues: Ninety percent of her tweets are hash-tagged #Dearchild. If you don’t get this one, you have a smartphone and you are not so smart. Period!
Can we please see your answers?
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