Day 37: 12 June 2012

Segololo
12 Jun 2012 06:57

Guides for Uhdikts

Idiotz - housemates
Prezzo - PP, Princess Prezzo, Grade 1 , Mr Edblo Double Bed from Ellerince (Kenya Branch), Mr Velcro, Dick P, Prickzzo, Asshole
DKB -QueenD Queen DKB, pumpum, Dick D
LadyMay - Tjatji, Valium, MayMay
Barbz- Barbie, Xanax
Mampi -Stirrer, wooden spoon, IG, Village Gal, Inferior Goods, Duracell Bunny, Garfield hair, Ratatata, Pap, Hairline, thunder thighs
Maneta - Moneyta, Maneater
Upville- Weirdville, Pukeville
Downville - overcrowded market, Whoreville , Idumota Market, Gangland
Zainab - Empress Z, EmprezzZ, ZZZZ, Z
Hildah - boobstrosity
Ola - Goliath
Chris - David
Kyle - Preacherman's son
Seydou - Romeo , Seydumb, Mr-degree-from-London, Mirror Mirror
Luke - Book of Luke
Goldie - Giggles, giggle nation, Mrs Velcro, the maid, Giggler, lithium, sniffels, giggly pukestar, SEW (Sniffly Embarrassing Woman)
Talia - Paranoia
Esperanca - Experience
Keegan - keeeeegs, green card
Goldie and Prezzo - the lovers, PreGo, PreGold, tunapuke
Roki - Abraham
Janneta - spy, Skin and bones, scarecrow, superspy, Skin & Bones, S&B
Mildred - Eazzzy, Milly, Baking Soda
Mampi and maneta - Kangaroos
gossiping - kangarooing
Seydou and Talia - SeyLia
Junia - Mkhabisto, Fifi's boss
Junia's stomach - Fifi
Edith - Banana (from quote Edith: IT'S BEEN TOO LONG NO ACTION........ARE THERE ANY BANANAS LEFT?) , Bannana

Keitta - Father-to-be, FTB, FTBNM (Father-to-be-no-more)

Tamara - Shero (according to the idiotz) Queen of Sheba

Malonza - scatterbrain??
???? -Quasimodo

Segololo
12 Jun 2012 07:21

Haaai noh! Idumota is filthy! can Big brother put a twist and for a downgrade... I would so downgrade SEW and Loony... the market folk need a maid...

Cnglemother
12 Jun 2012 07:36

kwakwakwa!

Segololo
12 Jun 2012 07:36

idiots in Idumota being woken up by the trainer - he is pulling the covers and really getting them up...

Segololo
12 Jun 2012 09:20

This week, 4 housemates up for eviction. Whom do you want to save ( week 5 ) ? Keagan 35.95 % (2627) Junia 26.41 % (1930) Lee 20.01 % (1462) Jessica 17.64 % (1289) Total votes: 7308 Looks like Junia has fans, uhdikts... According to this poll .... http://bigbrotherafrica.com/poll/index.php?action=results&poll_ident=288

Segololo
12 Jun 2012 09:21

Uhdikts, fifi's boss has fans... Tjerrr! Who arethe pople voting?

Simosihle
12 Jun 2012 09:26

Hi Uhdikts, new on the blog.
Maybe fif's boss going to upville will make Loony may to open up. i found out dat she's a well known singer with lots of awards
http://www.mdeep.co.za/index.php/artists/8-artists

Segololo
12 Jun 2012 09:31

@Simo, the loony one is playing an act that may cost her in the long run.... Uhdikts want the women that sings "bring the house down" on her promo...

Segololo
12 Jun 2012 09:32

Fifi's boss will only push loony more into the closet and the act... I don't think she will do much and being starstruck will work against her... Not that she has done much except develop fifi and catch some sleep...

Simosihle
12 Jun 2012 09:38

Fifi's boss is somehow loose on men maybe Abraham gonna get some with her der. Beside Keagan i don't see any entertainer between the other three nominees. Lee's jst Keagan's bodyguard, Jessica ya her body gonna make d president loose control. eish i don't know who else to vote for. any ideas?

Segololo
12 Jun 2012 10:01

Naaaah! Abraham looks for "perfection" from his choice of woman, fifi's bosss has no chance with him...

Segololo
12 Jun 2012 10:02

Maybe Luke's mistress will have a better chance... That booty! And also Ftbnm will be crushing on her...

Segololo
12 Jun 2012 10:44

task brief in Weirdville with everybody on their regular spot...

Segololo
12 Jun 2012 10:48

Loony - "Maybe Jay-Z will come visit us this wek"
Prickzzzo - "Who needs Jay-Z while I am here?"

*dead...

Segololo
12 Jun 2012 10:50

a scooter has been delivered in weirdville.. they are all going outside to check it out.. except SEW who is stuck in the kitchen...

Segololo
12 Jun 2012 10:51

Prickzzzo is asking for the keys, Loonty says they are expected to pimp up the bike...

Segololo
12 Jun 2012 10:52

Xanax says the bike is childish and so girly... Loony is now pretending to be a photographer saying "gimme sexy, gimme sexy" as Xanax is busy posing on the scooter...

Segololo
12 Jun 2012 10:53

a mini - mr bean car - has been delievered in whoreville...

Segololo
12 Jun 2012 10:54

Keegs to everyone "It's my last week , so I can do what I wanna do?

Malonza/alex asks who wants to have sex in the car... Keegs says "Janneta, put your hand up"

Segololo
12 Jun 2012 10:55

bum shorts are the choice of outfit in Idumota today...

Segololo
12 Jun 2012 10:56

they are busy pushing the car ... and it almost went into the jaccuzzi... LOL

Segololo
12 Jun 2012 10:57

Alex/malonza is sitting in the backseat of the car...

Segololo
12 Jun 2012 11:03

the idumota boys are loving the car, pushing it backwards and forwards in the yard... quiet fast, I must say... whilst lee is "driving"...

sopie lover
12 Jun 2012 11:03

Alex have almost square baird n Malonza has a gotie so can u say who z who now?

Segololo
12 Jun 2012 11:03

these boys are dum!

Segololo
12 Jun 2012 11:05

@soap, will try... I struggle hey! I tried to sue the colours and earrings but nope... I think the thinner one of the two is Alex... is that right?

Segololo
12 Jun 2012 11:05

Greencard is now on top of the car. he is gonna dent that car...

Segololo
12 Jun 2012 11:07

Alex/Malonza in earrings is busy jumping on the car... lee and Alex/Malonza are now tying to tip the car over... with Luke's widow encouraging them to carry it... I think they are gonna mess this car up... at the rate they are going....

Segololo
12 Jun 2012 11:08

they are putting a fire stencil on the car... they are getting ready pimp it...

Gyan
12 Jun 2012 11:18

Naaaah! Abraham looks for "perfection" from his choice of woman, fifi's bosss has no chance with him... @Sego...I dont think Abraham has much option, hey...who cares about looks in the midst of poverty?
Thanks for the updates!!! Fifi's boss will definately send the Loony one to the brink...if she gets upgraded and i wldnt mind that at all.

Nonwe
12 Jun 2012 11:25

segs its malonza close to the car......he is the one wearing a lilac-bluish *bleep!* and striped short with sun shades

Nonwe
12 Jun 2012 11:26

@segs it was malonza and lee trying to tip the car

Nonwe
12 Jun 2012 11:27

blue shirt****

Nonwe
12 Jun 2012 11:28

@segs.....malonza is the one in the car now

Nonwe
12 Jun 2012 11:30

janette just played the role of a prostitute to lee and nafe.....she said 100 dollars for two of them.....nafe the american said it is his birthday she should bring it down while lee the indian said 80 dollars for both........then janette said since it's his birthday....she'll take just 150

Nonwe
12 Jun 2012 11:35

btw prickzo spent good three hours gossiping Keitta to Goldie last night.....how i knew? I watched three different shows, one hour each, came back to bba and saw prickzo still gossiping. With the giggly pukester still trying to smuggle in some giggles

sopie lover
12 Jun 2012 11:52

@ Segs.. k m nt watchin at the moment so m nt sure who z thiner than who

Simosihle
12 Jun 2012 12:17

Alex's complextion is darker, has bigger with kind of pimple scars face and likes to wear bigger & not so appealing clothes whereas Malonza wear tighter clothes, lighter complexion and skinner.

Segololo
12 Jun 2012 12:37

Loony is singing in the DS... she is very talented... her childish act is tiring!

Segololo
12 Jun 2012 12:38

ok... so Malonza is the skinny one... got it!

Segololo
12 Jun 2012 12:39

Weirdville wagered 100%... Loony says most of them are creative, dance is close their hearts... there is no singing so she is gonna do her first rap

Segololo
12 Jun 2012 12:40

the weirdos were expressionless when she read the brief... she strood on a chair so they can all see her... LOL

Segololo
12 Jun 2012 12:43

loony likes xanax and SEW cooking.. they also like her cooking.

Segololo
12 Jun 2012 12:47

SEW in kitchen with Abraham and Loony... Maneater is next in DS... I have a meeting... later!

rainbowjnb
12 Jun 2012 13:18

Biggie's been asking the weirdvillers if they are eating properly and who's cooking is the best.

Barbie - yes, gained a bit of weight but it's not bad. Likes her own cooking most because she gets to cook what she wants. Looney's next because she has a health fetish but cooks really nice food but she kinds of expect everyone to eat everything she has cooked. Intimated Giggles smothered the food in oil and cooks weird combinations because she wants to impress Prickzo. Made Grapefruit marinated chicken the other day, and a 1 pot meal the other with Beef, Chicken, Lentils & veg.

Looney - has gained 1kg. Is OK with it. Loves Barbie's food - simple and straight forward. Hers too. Giggles number 3. People seem to like her cooking, they are peaceful and content when eating what she has cooked.

Maneater - Barbs most because Zims and SAans eat almost the same. No.2 Looney's. Doesn't like 'others' - didn't mention pukestar by name - because they deepfry and cook meat to death. Doesn't cook because Pukestar monopolises the pots and even when she tries to start cooking she gets relegated to peeling vegetables

Keitta - Lady May is number one. He overeats everytime she cooks - her food is just too beautiful. Barbs' next.

Roki - Lady May cooks food for the ordinary man. She is fantastic. Barbs is exotics, cooks for kings and he is no king. Kinda mentioned Giggles as an afterthought and put her in 2nd place.

Missed the Prikzo session

poshspice
12 Jun 2012 13:30

Hello everyone....I'll be voting for Keegan and Lee. Despite their ignorance about other Mzansi cultures (which I blame on their socialisation) they have really blended in with everyone and through their actions and treatment of everyone I haven't seen anything that can be interpreted as racist or discriminatory. Like Edith said Keegan is just honest. He told the truth about his limited exposure and interaction with blacks. But he is really having a time of his life in the house...showing all his colours-aggressive,fun, he take debates issues and participate fully on tasks and games in the house Tjo Loony May, I remember her on some awards ceremony that were held in Nigeria if I'm not mistaken wearing a weird outfit...that had a pink bra showing and some strange top!!! ..

poshspice
12 Jun 2012 13:30

Hello everyone....I'll be voting for Keegan and Lee. Despite their ignorance about other Mzansi cultures (which I blame on their socialisation) they have really blended in with everyone and through their actions and treatment of everyone I haven't seen anything that can be interpreted as racist or discriminatory. Like Edith said Keegan is just honest. He told the truth about his limited exposure and interaction with blacks. But he is really having a time of his life in the house...showing all his colours-aggressive,fun, he take debates issues and participate fully on tasks and games in the house Tjo Loony May, I remember her on some awards ceremony that were held in Nigeria if I'm not mistaken wearing a weird outfit...that had a pink bra showing and some strange top!!! ..

poshspice
12 Jun 2012 13:30

Hello everyone....I'll be voting for Keegan and Lee. Despite their ignorance about other Mzansi cultures (which I blame on their socialisation) they have really blended in with everyone and through their actions and treatment of everyone I haven't seen anything that can be interpreted as racist or discriminatory. Like Edith said Keegan is just honest. He told the truth about his limited exposure and interaction with blacks. But he is really having a time of his life in the house...showing all his colours-aggressive,fun, he take debates issues and participate fully on tasks and games in the house Tjo Loony May, I remember her on some awards ceremony that were held in Nigeria if I'm not mistaken wearing a weird outfit...that had a pink bra showing and some strange top!!! ..

poshspice
12 Jun 2012 13:36

Thanks for the updates they keep us going ......and sorry about multiplied posts !!!

Gyan
12 Jun 2012 13:44

@poshspice...I'm waiting for keegan to be upgraded because to be honest I dont watch whoreville. i always support an interesting character, accrding to my standards, regardless of their country , even social standing. I hope he is as funny as people say. He might be just what we need to give weirdville some oxygen. My heart is sore for Rocky, he was my fav and now he's just part of the furniture...you hardly see him. What happened. Probably thought he'd be the only Loony one and was shocked to find the celeb house full of them Loonys.

Thibi
12 Jun 2012 13:46

I guess Loony May likes pink heh like bras, heels etc.

Vesa
12 Jun 2012 14:21

I'm sad cause I haven't been watching my fave shows hleng!

nightschoolteacher
12 Jun 2012 14:57

So, Wati should have tried master chef instead.

Nonwe
12 Jun 2012 17:14

so after practically living in the kitchen, giggles food isn't even the best. So why is she there? To poison the house?

Segololo
12 Jun 2012 17:17

@Nonwe - she be cooking juju not to get nominated.. LOL!

Nonwe
12 Jun 2012 17:18

cooking***

Nonwe
12 Jun 2012 17:19

lol @segs......i don't think that is working either

nightschoolteacher
12 Jun 2012 17:25

<<Giggles smothered the food in oil and cooks weird combinations because she wants to impress Prickzo. Made Grapefruit marinated chicken the other day, and a 1 pot meal the other with Beef, Chicken, Lentils & veg>>

Yikes!

Segololo
12 Jun 2012 17:26

tjerr!!!! this nominations are good yong! I have seeen so much of fifi's boss and Luke's widow this week ... like more than the entire 6 weeks they have been in there... it's like the bro-otto machine told them to move and bounce their arses for votes... nkosi nofefe!

Segololo
12 Jun 2012 17:28

now they are on the screen with some sprite basketball tops, bouncimh their bums for the cameras... can the camera ignore them? we are not entertained... they were as dead as duck fethers in pillows for the first 6 weeks.. we are accustomed to not SEEEING them... its OK!

Segololo
12 Jun 2012 17:29

*switches off TV! AND decoder... and Drifta!

Segololo
12 Jun 2012 17:30

can I please be excused from interviewing the namlish widows?

Nonwe
12 Jun 2012 17:34

no!

Boni11
12 Jun 2012 17:36

Gosh, imagine eating chicken marinated in grapefruit, sies!

Nonwe
12 Jun 2012 17:37

grose?

Tshd21
12 Jun 2012 17:55

Hello uhdikts...

I was glued to my screen the whole day but was just too lazy to type up the updates...

The only thing that interested me today was when Loony May was rehearsing her rap lyrics in front of DickP and Abraham...

She insisted they close their eyes or look the other direction while she does and also warned them, in a four-year-old's voice, that she put two vulgar words in.

The two laughed out loud and said Loony's two vulgar words are probably "stupid" and "ugly" because she is too perfect. Can you guys imagine their shock when Loony dropped shit and mother fucker in her lyrics??

That was classic!! The three got interrupted because FTBNM went for his DS. Abraham was soo impressed and even gave her a hug while DickP was shocked that Loony was actually good...

Loony's lyrics were good though...LOL

Cnglemother
12 Jun 2012 18:55

my Giggles going all Luke Ngunyen on idiotz kwakwakwa!thank u for the updates!Loony is scared to swear since thar Namlish awards saga lol!cute!

Segololo
12 Jun 2012 19:13

Nonwe, you are ruthless... What am i expected to ask them?

nightschoolteacher
12 Jun 2012 19:42

So who's side is FTBNM on?

Segololo
12 Jun 2012 21:25

@nst, huh?

sweetopia
12 Jun 2012 22:19

More like prezzo's side

nightschoolteacher
12 Jun 2012 22:34

@segs ... he's gossiping with everyone about the others.

Segololo
12 Jun 2012 23:27

Why why why would we wanna watch SEW doing her hair? Mxcimmmm

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