Tjo its been ages since I have added my flavour up here. Feels like waking from the dead. Anyway my name is
ToodY but you...you already know that right? :-) Honoured to bring you this week’s edition of
Monday World... blah blah blah ... Now with all that out of the way let’s get down to the business you silly haters love the most:
Madea’s Big Happy Family the Tyler Perry movie is out in cinemas and, as expected, Tyler has everyone running into the all the Ster Kinekor Junction Cinemas. Damn even white people make it to Sterland in mini buses these days. Well I haven’t really been to that cinema and found rainbow nation laughing together like it’s a prescription.
Anyway the movie is fine, I’ma give it 7 all because most of its scene’s are over performed. Like really, you have scenes where you feel like you watching a Nigerian movie where the guy spends 10 minutes doing the “thoughts in my mind” scene.
Not sure if they take that long because Perry has to get out of the Madea suit and say “CUT” or they just needed to extend the runtime. Anyway go check it out - it's Perry after all and the movie guarantees a few laughs to recover from the boredom of the long boring scenes.
So WWE SMACKDOWN came to South Africa and oh boy did they make it huge this time? Trust me, ETV knows their ish and that's why they feeding the nation a dose every day.
That show is a money spinner and if I hear anyone say its fake, gal check your weave first ... yeah I know it's a guy thing Lol. This past Saturday ETV and TVSA made it possible for your boy to get firsthand experience. Felt like I was little Jimmy all over again.
Well the punches and the moves are all real, though they do try not to draw blood. Loved it so much, from Alberto Del Rio saying it's people’s destiny to be in the Cheap seats of the Dome to Randy Orton delivering an RKO to defend the World Heavyweight Championship and make my night.
Got there late so I missed out on the one-on-one interviews and the only pictures I could get aren’t the best of shots. WWE are very strict about content of their programme - like I can't upload a 60-second clip of the action, especially if it has a finishing move.
Now before I bore y'all to death let me get to the gossip that we all love.
So Dineo Ranaka says Nonhle’s vjayjay can fit a bus and then Sizwe backs her up hmm...Did you get up close to that Dark and Lovely nokkie Mr Dlomo?
Anyway who has laid Nonhle mara 'cause I gave up on that before Dineo was even a sidekick on Drive Time, now she has a show and the Ms is pulling in numbers so I hear - but obviously not money as Nonhle tweeted they all broke at Yfm.
You gotta love Nonhle mara weitse, she tweets crap and then she makes it on all the newspapers that don’t matter and a magazine. That’s an achievement in a way. Ah ...Teko Modise has finally kicked something but not a soccer ball still, this time his wife off their home. Well so says a Sunday Newspaper.
On BBA News ... MissP has left the house, and will finally get some much needed shagg. Some lucky bastard out there will have their bed as a land of milk and honey oopss...but she been in there for long hey?
Finally Weza has gone back to Nonhle and Alex to Ghana. The way it seems we might as well have the 2 Nigerians winning this season - that's if Luclay gets evicted this week or at least one of the Naija’s is taking home the money.
Well that’s expected. And whatsup with MNET wanting us to pay for the naked shower and sex scenes anyway? Even Sondeza is free and it has better content than the quick sex we have seen taking place under those sheets. By the way, which one of you is there blogger’s? LOL.
Ok am out, off to get popocorn I need to watch SA politics very closely this days as it seems to get muddy.
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