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5 questions i dont like being asked

Written by Best-Achiever from the blog Only the Best is Achieved Here on 12 Aug 2009
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There are questions that real make me sick in the stomach and I real don’t get it why people like asking them, I real don’t like it when

1. Im sitting there all sad and crying you come over and ask me “ARE YOU OK?”, I mean real now, why would I cry and have a sad face if im ok, am I not supposed to be smiling if I was ok.

2. When a person dial my number and I pick a phone and say hello and the person on the other side ask “WHO AM I SPEAKING TO?”, hhayi bo who’s number did you dial

3. We just hired a movie, we all sitting and watching it, something worrying happens to one of the character and you ask me “IS S/HE GONNA BE FINE?”, I only started watching this movie with you, im not the director, writer or actor, so how am I supposed to know

4. We are sitting and someone we know pass by and she is pregnant, and you ask me “IS SHE PREGNANT?”, hhayi bo cant you differentiate between Mkhaba and pregnant woman?

5. When im going out whether with someone or alone shopping or whatever and you ask me "WHEN WILL YOU BE BACK?", are you dump, as soon as im done

So bloggers what I those questions you wish people will stop asking you.

220 Comments

Best-Achiever
12 Aug 2009 10:04

what are your questions?

Cande
12 Aug 2009 10:06

I hate "Who am i speaking to" especially if the person called me..NXA

Pooky
12 Aug 2009 10:08

When are you getting married
You dont have a child yet, why not?

I HATE THESE STUPID QUESTIONS......

Best-Achiever
12 Aug 2009 10:11

You dont have a child yet, why not?

yes Pooky ... i mean not all of us qualify for a grant ...tl tl tl tl tl tl and not all of us want to have kids.

TKSM
12 Aug 2009 10:12

Nice one BA......got to love no1 and 2......let me think what ticks me off!!!

ms.tebby
12 Aug 2009 10:13

you sitting with someone & when there is nothing else to say they ask you "So, wa reng fela?" WTH

Savanah Dry
12 Aug 2009 10:13

When a person dial my number and I pick a phone and say hello and the person on the other side ask “WHO AM I SPEAKING TO?”, hhayi bo who’s number did you dial

We just hired a movie, we all sitting and watching it, something worrying happens to one of the character and you ask me “IS S/HE GONNA BE FINE?”, I only started watching this movie with you, im not the director, writer or actor, so how am I supposed to know

Renegade
12 Aug 2009 10:13

Why are you still living at home?

TKSM
12 Aug 2009 10:13

Nice one BA......got to love no1 and 2......let me think... what ticks me off? Well

1. Sitting in a taxi...the fare is 9 rands, you pay with R10 and the one taking the money asks you....ni'ngaki la??? I mean like dah!!!

Smilo
12 Aug 2009 10:14

Why aren't you married?

dali
12 Aug 2009 10:16

im guilty of no 1 BA!

Best-Achiever
12 Aug 2009 10:17

Sitting in a taxi...the fare is 9 rands, you pay with R10 and the one taking the money asks you....ni'ngaki la??? I mean like dah!!!

Why are you still living at home?

kwa kwa kwa kwa kwa

Loreal
12 Aug 2009 10:18

1.When someone is shelling me,when i say i can't on something and he asks WHY nxxxxx back off man!!!! lol
2."Who am i speaking to this one is kind of ukuhlonipha umuntu abanye izingane zakubo uma ziba ansela amafoni azisho ukuthi "hello BA's phone Terry speaking" so wena uzovele uhlale phezu kwendaba kanti cha akusiye u BA okhulumayo just imagine!!!!!

Sslave
12 Aug 2009 10:19

The one that drives me up the wall is when you ask someone a question like "Are you hungry?" and they'll ask you "nna?" "me?" no not you the fu** street kid next to you, yes you idiot, nxx..

Zazacious
12 Aug 2009 10:19

yes tksm 1. Sitting in a taxi...the fare is 9 rands, you pay with R10 and the one taking the money asks you....ni'ngaki la??? I mean like dah!!! lol that gets me everytime

Ms. Jay
12 Aug 2009 10:21

tl tlt lttltltltlt - nice one mumfundi.......

Katlegom
12 Aug 2009 10:22

i hate it when a person calls me and the first thing he/she say to me is "where are you"?
is that my name, what happened to hello?

Loreal
12 Aug 2009 10:23

LOL @kaglegom

Katlegom
12 Aug 2009 10:24

you sitting with someone & when there is nothing else to say they ask you "So, wa reng fela?" WTH
@ms.tebby kwa kwa kwa, that's classic!

Pooky
12 Aug 2009 10:24

Can i have your number = NO
Can i give you mine then = No thanks

Loreal
12 Aug 2009 10:26

Can i have your number = NO
Can i give you mine then = No thanks

When he says "can i give u mine then" vele umhlabe ngempama nxx

Best-Achiever
12 Aug 2009 10:27

i hate it when a person calls me and the first thing he/she say to me is "where are you"? is that my name, what happened to hello?

my lil sister always says in Heaven. LOL

Green.arrow
12 Aug 2009 10:27

...lol TKSM
the second one is the worst....i have grown the guts to say....No...who are you...who am I speaking to????....it recently happned and it was an old woman, i felt i was being impolite.

no. 1 is a sad one for me, i never show sadness arround people.....But over the phone, when u catch me off guard,when im sad somehow i sound happy..when im well and serene...i sound sad ???

Im sure there is a lot...but this one gets to me...its very recent

Kganthe when do you finish studying??????
.....eh....never!!!!!

Katlegom
12 Aug 2009 10:28

a friend calls he ask you what you doing you tell him ke plomile le medi, then he ask you which one, WTH??

a friend calls you on a friday afternoon and ask, iskhipani? i mean thats all we can talk about, night life. come on guy!?

Sslave
12 Aug 2009 10:29

what does lol stand for?

Or you're in cape town and when you mention that you're from pretoria, then they'll ask you if you know "matome" from mamelodi. like wtf , is he a celebrity or what? i don't even know mamelodi..

Green.arrow
12 Aug 2009 10:30

"So, wa reng fela?" ......lol....^10

cuz-cuz
12 Aug 2009 10:30

ooh thank you BA for a new and exciting article, Questions i hate
-how much do u earn ?
-are u sure you are straight, that after dumping a guy that all my friends like duhh

there are lots of this irritating questions that ppl just luv to ask, will be back later with more.

Katlegom
12 Aug 2009 10:31

@Best-Achiever, kwa kwa kwa kwa...dead!
that's classic man, iM going to use your lil sisters' answer , triple LOL!

Best-Achiever
12 Aug 2009 10:33

Kganthe when do you finish studying??????
.....eh....never!!!!!
.....LOL GA. tjo ppl like that

what does lol stand for?
Laugh Out Loud

lady gaga
12 Aug 2009 10:38

-how much do u earn ? this question really pisses me off, when a person asks me this i only see myself giving them a hot klap, like what the f***ck, it aint ur business

Sammis
12 Aug 2009 10:39

you sitting with someone & when there is nothing else to say they ask you "So, wa reng fela?" WTH This just cracked me up. lol

Or you in bed and someone calls your name and you answer and they ask, "Are you sleeping?" I mean like I would answer you if I was sleeping!

TerryN
12 Aug 2009 10:41

1. Sitting in a taxi...the fare is 9 rands, you pay with R10 and the one taking the money asks you....ni'ngaki la??? I mean like dah!!!

ROTFLMAO

Cody
12 Aug 2009 10:42

LOL y'all. Gud one BA!! lemme think

Sammis
12 Aug 2009 10:44

By the way nice one BA. It's been dead here for the past few days

Loreal
12 Aug 2009 10:44

@TerryN you like using this what does ROTFLMAO mean???

TerryN
12 Aug 2009 10:46

If you work for govt u will understand this:
when ppl asked what level are u on...? nxxa! they fishing ukuthi how much are you earning. I HATE IT.

Pepsi Cola
12 Aug 2009 10:46

Thanks You Best-Archiever

There are questions that real make me sick in the stomach and I real don’t get it why people like asking them, I real don’t like it when

Phoning me on my Cell phone you don't even greet: UKUPHI???????? I become piss-off with that question everytime someone asks me, atleast greet me first & then ask were am I. People who like to ask that question a ppl who don't even have a car to peak u up when u answer back. Ke bo Yello-pages, 2 finger.

TerryN
12 Aug 2009 10:48

TerryN you like using this what does ROTFLMAO mean???

Rolling on the floor laffing my @ss off @ Loreal

Loreal
12 Aug 2009 10:53

Thanks TerryN
Do you think that we have met before or do I know u!!!

I don't khow

monchooza
12 Aug 2009 10:55

Kanti ubhaya nini i Kari

Cande
12 Aug 2009 10:55

When there is only two of us in a place and i say something and the other person ask gore "are you talking to me??" Duhh i dont speak to walls silly

Best-Achiever
12 Aug 2009 10:56

do i know you from somewhere?

who cares!

Sammis
12 Aug 2009 10:56

. Sitting in a taxi...the fare is 9 rands, you pay with R10 and the one taking the money asks you....ni'ngaki la??? I mean like dah!!!
Or the oterh way around when someone pays with R10 and they say "One". Yah jusy MAYYBE the fool might think it's two so let me clarify. Smartass people!

Sammis
12 Aug 2009 10:57

oterh = other

awelani
12 Aug 2009 10:57

So what does your husband say about you going to parties and going home late?? and this Q is asked by my family, kanti am I not suppose to have a life??

awelani
12 Aug 2009 10:58

Sitting in a taxi...the fare is 9 rands, you pay with R10 and the one taking the money asks you....ni'ngaki la??? LMAO!!

Cody
12 Aug 2009 10:59

Why are you loosing weigh? even worse, why are you gaining weight? im mean...helloooo!

Sslave
12 Aug 2009 11:00

Why is such a beautiful lady sitting alone in this beautiful place? Hey dude that is so 1999 (rolling my eyes and taking my drink to the bar, punk)

Zazacious
12 Aug 2009 11:01

BA I love your sister.lol thats a good answer

lol @ slave (thats funny lmao) (ppl are staring at me lmao-ing like this)Or you're in cape town and when you mention that you're from pretoria, then they'll ask you if you know "matome" from mamelodi. like wtf , is he a celebrity or what? i don't even know mamelodi..

Im so sick of being asked when I finish studying. damn man il finish when i finish hawu(are you paying my fees or something)

monchooza
12 Aug 2009 11:01

i Hate it when you ask i price for anything i have bought....so my ansa is always...."ngiyithole esgodini ejozi cheap cheap"

awelani
12 Aug 2009 11:03

When are you having another child?? do I look like angelina jolie or heidi klum?? nxaaa!!,,,,and when are you buying a house??I will buy one when i can afford it.

mabhebheza
12 Aug 2009 11:03

Qs i hate..
Phone call i the middle of the nite : Hello ulele?... (no im jogging?)
Nice jeans bezimali vele......(NX)
Do u still u love me?....Nonsesical Q kanti y willl i waste my time kawena
or u telling a story then umntu athi serious ?,,,,no im lying

awelani
12 Aug 2009 11:04

LOL @ Monchoo, nami i will do the same from now on.

felfel
12 Aug 2009 11:05

I hate it when HR people ask textbook questions in interviews like the ever vague "Tell me about ur self" question, i laways ask back, "what exactly do you want to know?", nxa!!!

a friend asked me the other day, "How much do u have in ur savings, i wanna compare with myself cos u been working longer?" I mean reeeaally now, people have no tact. i dont even ask a friend how much their bond is, thats wat bond consultants are for.

Pepsi Cola
12 Aug 2009 11:06

Hey,Hey Bafowethu I hate this one:

USAPHILA????????? BENGITHI SOWAFA,

SO WHY A U SPEAKING TO SOME ONE YOU THOUGHT HE/SHE PASSED AWAY LONG TIME AGO. BATHUNG LEYATINA KA FUNNY Q's THAT U KEEP ASKING PEOPLE & AT THE VERY SAME TIME U DON'T WANT PPL TO ASK YOU.

monchooza
12 Aug 2009 11:07

you still work for that company??? as if its the worst company in mzansi

maud
12 Aug 2009 11:08

those who calls you then ask you (ngikhuluma nobani) who did you think you were calling?

those who phones and ask you usemsebenzini ? u busy? off cause i am busy i am at work daaah

ukuphi yona iyangihlanyisa, because i hear it every hour.

monchooza
12 Aug 2009 11:09

LOL awe then they ask you for directions...or bathi " hayi wena uyachoma, jozi you ngeke nami ngingayithenga"

Ruby Red
12 Aug 2009 11:10

DO YOU KNOW ME?

Best-Achiever
12 Aug 2009 11:10

i Hate it when you ask i price for anything i have bought....so my ansa is always...."ngiyithole esgodini ejozi cheap cheap"

tl tl tl tl tl tl Monchoo

some ppl calculate isalary yakho ngestayela, they'll ask you,
them: are you owning this flat
you: Yes
them: how is the instalment
you: R5K
them: does that include levies and rates
you: No
them: How are levies
you : 1k
Them: so you par R6k for the place
you: yeah sort of
them: what's your car instalment
i mean duh im not stuip

Best-Achiever
12 Aug 2009 11:13

Classic mabhebheza ..i like them your answers ..especial the serious part because i also ask that a lot tl tl tlt ltl

TerryN
12 Aug 2009 11:14

USAPHILA????????? BENGITHI SOWAFA,

CTFU...OMG that is nasty pepsi

Green.arrow
12 Aug 2009 11:15

Hello ulele?... (no im jogging?) ........lol^10.....hai...dankie BS, this is a lot of fun...

Pooky
12 Aug 2009 11:15

u 2 are going out for 4 years now??....and he hasnt proposed????? why???
COZ HE HASNT ASKED ME.....or id say...........angazi, ASK HIM

cuz-cuz
12 Aug 2009 11:17

code :Why are you loosing weigh? thats worse, yah and they will go on to ask if u r okay or what are u taking like sliming pills or whatever

and those that ask if usindisiwe uwumzalwane na, sewabhabhadiswa and why hhaibo that for me and God.

do you have a car, hhawu u finished high skool and u went to varsity and them after high skool they started working and they expect u to have a car , kid like them hhaibo.

or those that ask how much do you contribute at home, the amount you give to yo parents.
I

awelani
12 Aug 2009 11:17

they just make me sick Monchoo

LOL @ Jogging, tl tl tl

mabhebheza
12 Aug 2009 11:18

or they ask you about umuntu wakudala enani funda naye....hee wayaphi u Lungani Nhlapo.wa kwa grade 11 usamkhumbula maar?..i mean duh do i keep tabs of all the peolpe in the past life!

Umuntu akubuze nge ex yakudala yesemadulo
Y vele wahlukana no Themba maar shame umntana bantu wat did he say vele when u said its over?......................ehehe its not ur business aw!!!

Ruby Red
12 Aug 2009 11:21

do you love me?

Tshedza
12 Aug 2009 11:25

Nice 1,i'm liking this. Qtns i hate 1.Why doesn't your baby look like you?.......Duh,am i God? 2.Them: So where do you work? Me: Im a home executive Them: Hawu.....WHY?? Me: why cant i be 1?(in a sarcastic way)

Sslave
12 Aug 2009 11:26

You are busy doing IT and he asks you, Did you come? I'd say no how can I?

mabhebheza
12 Aug 2009 11:27

A friend use 2say
Girl: Baby Awfuni ukungi thengela lunch neh?
Dude: u qale nge answer ..Awfuni..... vele angfuni....!!

awelani
12 Aug 2009 11:29

1.Why doesn't your baby look like you?.......Duh,am i God?lol or vhari, Y daz ur baby look so much like his father??who the hell is he suppose to like, kenny mash??

Tshedza
12 Aug 2009 11:30

Tshoo,sorry guys. My answer looks like 1 long line, was suppose to be in a paragraphs kinda thingy (lol) Any1 to teach to show me the ropes?

Ruby Red
12 Aug 2009 11:31

do you know...so and so...?

are you related to so and so?

all because maybe you share isibongo!

awelani
12 Aug 2009 11:32

LOL Mabhebheza

ms.tebby
12 Aug 2009 11:33

...ngiyithole esgodini ejozi cheap cheap">>>kwa kwa kwa kwa kwa kwa kwaaaa

Pooky
12 Aug 2009 11:33

Yoh wohlukene nomntu wakho
*Yes
..so awunamntu sana??
*No i dont have
Haibo kulengqele(cold) ingaka...u could at least have waited for i-summer to end things
So ulala wedwa gal??
*Yes

awelani
12 Aug 2009 11:34

Tshedza wee, just hit the "enter" button on ur keyboard.

Ruby Red
12 Aug 2009 11:37

Sslave................that's a killer?

add also,

was that good.............................no!

do you like it(his dick)...............no!

what about .......can you suck me?.................................yhooo!

mabhebheza
12 Aug 2009 11:37

Esih SSlave uyabona le ka di u cum ungu bora ukokugcina i just say was i suppose 2?

When u have been away on martenity leave and u back @work tjoo
Unjani.?....Nginjalo
HOWS the Baby?....baby is brown
Uyakhula maar umntana?..haii she is stick on one spot akakhuli niks
Uthini nje ubabakhe maar.....?? Jehova nxxxxx
Umenza nini umunye?.....im already pregnant kanti u blind

The worse q .......y ungangibulisi vele? ,,,,,becoz the is no law that says i must greet every person i see wena uthelele ungabulisi!

Pooky
12 Aug 2009 11:39

LMAO mabhebheza uyaphoxa sana shuu

Best-Achiever
12 Aug 2009 11:40

Tjo... ngiyakkoyika Mabhebheza

mabhebheza
12 Aug 2009 11:41

Pooky xakethi so ulala wedwa ubothi haii dilala no buti wakho just until i winter iphela ...will start hunting 4a better one nge summer time

awelani
12 Aug 2009 11:42

LMAO Mabhebheza, tjoo,

mabhebheza
12 Aug 2009 11:42

Pooky xakethi so ulala wedwa ubothi haii dilala no buti wakho just until i winter iphela ...will start hunting 4a better one nge summer time

Tshedza
12 Aug 2009 11:43

You are reading a book and some stranger comments. ”Wow, seems like a nice book, are you enjoying it?............Err...no im not,im just pretending that’s why im in chapter 7,you idiot.

ms.tebby
12 Aug 2009 11:43

mabhebheza & monchooza you are XX hot today, i just cant stop laughing

TerryN
12 Aug 2009 11:45

Guys some job interview questions can really pissed me off:

Tell us everything about yourself
Well I started out as the sperm who won the race...then the rest is history

Why do you want to work here?
DUH, I need to earn a living.... got bills to pay.

So, what salary range are you looking for?
Honestly, do they really want the truth? How about 1m?

Tshedza
12 Aug 2009 11:48

Hey,Awelani,ndi kho rwa enter uswikela mara zwi kho bala. blogging s not for mi i guezz,maybe should go back to silent blogging. I've got so many qtns i hate but this pc is dissappointing me,nxa!

Sslave
12 Aug 2009 11:49

oh he eh mabhebz, you're killing me here... some/most of us are in offices, Okay?

@ Ruby Red, someone asked me that question this weekend. Do you like it? Is it the right size? My goodness gracious me.. just do your job and stop chit chatting.. Will you take penis enlargements if I said no?

cleve
12 Aug 2009 11:50

OMW BA< stunning article...... eish i'm busy today. Trust you guys to come up with an article when i'm busy.NX!!!!!!!!!!!

felfel
12 Aug 2009 11:56

In an interview:

Question: Wats ur 5 year plan / where do u see urself in 5 years?

Answer: Signing ur cheque as u get me tea.

or

Answer: I live for today incase tomorrow never comes.

maud
12 Aug 2009 12:01

LOl @Sslave- you should have ask him if does he realy want to know, that will desturb his mind for the rest of his life.

mstick
12 Aug 2009 12:01

Kanti ubhaya nini i Kari

hate that Q as well Moncho

awelani
12 Aug 2009 12:04

then maybe ur keyboard has juice stains Tshedza,lol, its time u change it.

Loreal
12 Aug 2009 12:08

Question: Wats ur 5 year plan / where do u see urself in 5 years?

Answer: Signing ur cheque as u get me tea.

or

Answer: I live for today incase tomorrow never comes

then maybe ur keyboard has juice stains Tshedza,lol, its time u change it. LMAO

You are reading a book and some stranger comments. â€Wow, seems like a nice book, are you enjoying it?............Err...no im not,im just pretending thatâ€™s why im in chapter 7,you idiot.

I can't stop laughing my collagues are wondering ukuthi kwenzekani vele!!!!

blueroze
12 Aug 2009 12:12

these are the qs i hate withall my heart

1. ke bua le mang?--when you have dialed my number. i just be polite and drop the phone in yuor ears.
2. papa wa ......(my son's name) o kae or ke mang?----i mean bathong??
3. so a re o nyala leng?-----yeses!!1

monchooza
12 Aug 2009 12:16

uzongipha nini lezicathulo zinhle yong futhi zingangihlala

mstick
12 Aug 2009 12:18

nice article BA...

Hey Cleve-age here is a Q 4 u seeing u busy " how much do they pay you".....lol

mstick
12 Aug 2009 12:20

Tell us everything about yourself
Well I started out as the sperm who won the race...then the rest is history

bua ha ha ha ha ha ha........they probably hired him

mabhebheza
12 Aug 2009 12:24

LMAO @felfel tjo dats a gud 1 ....rotflma @TerryN 1st i started as a sperm dat worn the race wakwa kwa kwa kwa!!

My mum use 2say when u ask her ...mama uhlekani? ...ngihleka ukufakwakho
i hate umuntu angene etaxini bese athi iyaphi letaxi? ...nx i just answer iyaphambili emuva kugcwele..or iyalapho wena ungayi khona nx!!

U doing ur shopping @Edgars or where eva Sorry malini le jacket (as if u work there ) i answer haai sis mahala namhlanje its a final clearance ...& walk away nx do i look like i work here

Loreal
12 Aug 2009 12:27

Stop it guyz i can't stop hleking nhizoze ngixoshwe lol

Green.arrow
12 Aug 2009 12:30

...im scared to ask people how much the get paid....I always hope someone arround me will...lol....coz i do kinda sorta wanna know.

....i hate this one too..
person: where are you?...
Me: im at home...
person: im just by your place...im coming.....
Me: "scream like crazy"......and compose myslef so tht i can be hospitable even tho' i was not in the mood tht day...

Renegade
12 Aug 2009 12:32

uzongipha nini lezicathulo zinhle yong futhi zingangihlala Kwkwka Monchy

Lol YES! I hate that.

Esp if it's like:
That jacket is a bit tight on you, you must give it to me! AAAHHH!

Tshedza
12 Aug 2009 12:32

LOL @ Mabhebheza and the Edgars story...........i'm gonna use it.

Heartsbreaker
12 Aug 2009 12:33

Kwa kwa kwa kwa kwa y'all are cracking me up.........Nice one BA.

Most irritating Questions!.

1.what are you studying?........Before i can even answer,....Are you doing nursing?.......i mean WTF? Why do you ask if you already have an answer?Wrong one 4 that matter.Nxa

2.Are you working already? i know you are working.........So why ask if you know already.

3. Congrats heard u got your degree,What u going to do next ?Diploma?.....WTF?

Lbg
12 Aug 2009 12:34

Or you're in cape town and when you mention that you're from pretoria, then they'll ask you if you know "matome" from mamelodi. like wtf , is he a celebrity or what? i don't even know mamelodi..

I get that a lot a 60 yr old person asking me bout someone in his age range I mean ruri now how will i know a sixty yr old in that area.

Or wen are you goin to buy car???? ....it must mean if you don have a car you really don work you mus be lying or something

Nice one BA

blueroze
12 Aug 2009 12:35

DO YOU KNOW ME? this one i answer the same way everytime esp old relatives and friends of my parents (whom i know my parents dont pull that stunts on their kids causei told them it aint funny)--NO. (and smile; move past them)

the one chic used to ask me when will i finish studying.....after i graduated she said nothing...she just passed on (so while i was studying she was very busy and careless)

the one Q i hate is this "SO GO RAYA GORE WA GOLA NEH?" and this comes Q is directly after this one O BEREKA KAE?

This Q traumatised my mom "GA A ISE A KEREYE MEREKO? O FEDITSE MARA KO SEKOLONG?

I'm getting this one most esp when they want to my boyfriend ".....(my son) o tshwana le mang?"

MENSE MENSE MENSE

JadaPinkett
12 Aug 2009 12:35

LOL......BA....I feel u there my frnd but ke mina there's a question i really hate en i get it everyday especial to ppl from the sites... en that question says " What do u do for a living" cha shame kumane kuthi angishone

TerryN
12 Aug 2009 12:36

3. Congrats heard u got your degree,What u going to do next ?Diploma?.....WTF?

LMAO

JadaPinkett
12 Aug 2009 12:38

Why are you loosing weigh? even worse, why are you gaining weight? im mean...helloooo! ................@Cody.................ay ke nami le ingicika tu gal.

Angiphathi ke yalo omane acele my cellphone number or my email address

Best-Achiever
12 Aug 2009 12:42

" What do u do for a living"

LOL JP .. tell them you dont do anything, you live by God's Grace

myname
12 Aug 2009 12:44

Hi Guys,

Ninjani? - Dont bother i know lol

mstick
12 Aug 2009 12:50

This one gets to me

Q:Tjoo o le o mobotse soo why o kwana le monna o mobe soo
A: because all the hansome guys are gay

so what my man is ugly his a man 4 heaven sake atleast he shows his beauty on his 3rd leg

mstick
12 Aug 2009 12:53

i meant Handsome:-)

GML
12 Aug 2009 12:54

Why le Article ivela ngi busy so? And I'm leaving now. Eish.

A Question I hate the most.

Hooo wena, why ungena mabele so? O flat mos.....
Duh??? I have them, not the size you would like to have.
I normally ask them
Wena, why ungekho directly proportional to everything else?

Ms personality
12 Aug 2009 12:59

hi guyz nice one B.A
When i ask my mom "mama uyenzelani leyonto" she would say ngizenzala izidenga zibuze..........ouch

lady gaga
12 Aug 2009 13:02

lol @mstic......thats classic

Lbg
12 Aug 2009 13:06

why GML r busy now eish

Hooo wena, why ungena mabele so? O flat mos..... LOL

mstick
12 Aug 2009 13:23

U doing ur shopping @Edgars or where eva Sorry malini le jacket (as if u work there ) i answer haai sis mahala namhlanje its a final clearance ...& walk away nx do i look like i work here

tjo tjo tjo kr kr kr kr kr kr kr good 1

Ms personality
12 Aug 2009 13:26

there is three questions that i really hate everytime my boss walk into the office he'd ask:

So whats happening???
Whats the story ?????
Are you o.k??
and just ask all this in one sentence ..........iyhooooooooooo ayi

tshepiso
12 Aug 2009 13:29

I hate questions like:

1. Are u coming baby?during our Sexintercourse - can't you feel me dammit!
2. A newcomer who ask me my fantasies - how the hell should shold I have fantasies on a first date.I hardly know you!
3. Why are so dry? oh why don't you masturbating me?

GUYS PLEASE BE REAL.

ms.tebby
12 Aug 2009 13:35

**hope this wont turn into a sex article**

Best-Achiever
12 Aug 2009 13:37

**hope this wont turn into a sex article**

ME and YOU BOTH Ms. Tebby

TerryN
12 Aug 2009 13:37

1. Are u coming baby?during our Sexintercourse - can't you feel me dammit!

Tshepiso gal...please dont get me started with that stupid question.
It just put me off...nxxxa!!

Savanah Dry
12 Aug 2009 13:39

when in the Salon getting your hair done and the lady next to you goes
is that your hair????
Hello whose hair do you think it is its on my head!!!

Ms personality
12 Aug 2009 13:40

and at the taxi rank when uconducter ask you sisi uyahamba? helloooooooo if i am putting a foot in front of the other its definetly means ngiyahamba..............

blueroze
12 Aug 2009 13:45

qi qi qi qi tlt ltltltltltltlt
huuuuu wiiiiiiii
thank you BA for making my day

TerryN
12 Aug 2009 13:47

LMAO Ms personality...
basho njalo?...nkosi yami thats a dumb question!!

Lela
12 Aug 2009 13:50

When are guys getting married? and I'm thinking haybo we've only been together for 2nhalf years and I know people who have been together for ten years and are still not married haysuka.

tshepiso
12 Aug 2009 13:51

**hope this wont turn into a sex article**

but it is what I hate to be asked.

mabhebheza
12 Aug 2009 13:57

LMAO Ms personality eish i just haai ngizovakasha erank..!!

Matha
12 Aug 2009 14:01

@TerryN.... basho njalo? thats a most irritating question...

Sslave
12 Aug 2009 14:06

IS THAT YOUR CAR? no it's your boyfriend's.. what the!!!

Loreal
12 Aug 2009 14:11

" What do u do for a living"

I don't live
and at the taxi rank when uconducter ask you sisi uyahamba? helloooooooo if i am putting a foot in front of the other its definetly means ngiyahamba.............

LMAO I'll try this one

Sammis
12 Aug 2009 14:15

LOL I'm loving the answers ya'll are giving to these questions!

Amza
12 Aug 2009 14:28

when in the Salon getting your hair done and the lady next to you goes
is that your hair????
Hello whose hair do you think it is its on my head!!!

I know this serious irritates me as well, and because I like my extension I respond by saying.
Yes it is my hair and I have a receipt to prove it...nxa

zozoe
12 Aug 2009 14:30

kwa kwa kwa kwa!!!!!!!!!!!
kwa kwa kwa kwa kwa !!!!!!!!
kwa kwa kwa kwa kwa kwa kwa!!!!!!!!!!

shoooooooooo!!!!!!

TerryN
12 Aug 2009 14:30

@TerryN.... basho njalo? thats a most irritating question...

haai bo Matha...manje usubhekise kumina...LOL

myname
12 Aug 2009 14:32

My son is darker than me so ppl always ask me, Is he my son? One day i was feeling a little pissed so i told them No he is my sperm donor. For Gods sake why cant u think maybe ufuze ubaba wakhe mfiiiimmmm

I also hate that q yemoto as if buying a car is like buying some bread.

Another 1 le marriage as if u gonna marry urself. You have been 2gether 4 so long nyweh nyweh nyweh (So what? ??????)

When are u finishing studying?...uyabona ke le, omnye umama once asked me emotweni....u can imagine everybody looked at me as if ke sistlayela. I said mama studying its not like u r paging a magazine, u get stuck & u go forward & i didnt know it bothers u so much that as from 1990 until now im still studying & i dont remember my mum going to your house asking 4 a loan....my mom just gave me that look & she knew i was fed up. I wa really pissed nyani

felfel
12 Aug 2009 14:33

the one that really gets to me is the Nigerians in CT when they greet, nigga will just say "How are you" while passing u on the road as if he actually cares, like WTF!!! its just irritating to hear even if i know i wont answer.

JadaPinkett
12 Aug 2009 14:43

I also hate this "When u buying ur own car" en i get lyk duh! no money

blueroze
12 Aug 2009 14:45

mathata
12 Aug 2009 14:48

you talk to someone,you ask a question..yes or No,he respond with his head..it just makes me sick ,

How old are you...what comes to my mind,how ugly iam to look so old,is like fotsek to a person,this is NO NO question

Heartsbreaker
12 Aug 2009 14:50

You just fell off the stairs or chair or you just fell..............someone asks "Are you Ok bandla?.......Ha wa utlwa bohloko?...i mean really am not made from stainless steel.Nxaa

JadaPinkett
12 Aug 2009 14:56

lol @Heartbreaker

blueroze
12 Aug 2009 14:56

the other is
you still dont have a licence (drivers that is)
as if they dont know the hassels at DLTCs......at least with this one i just smile cause i have passed

similar to this is
how many times have you failed you drivers test?

did he pay lobola or he just booked with a ring?

am i fat? (and it is coming from a fat person---what do you say mara he?)

Matha
12 Aug 2009 14:57

Sales Person: What are you doing for a living?
Me: Im running my own business.
Sales Person: Can you get a confirmation letter from your boss?
Me: WTF

Sammis
12 Aug 2009 15:01

Sales Person: What are you doing for a living?
Me: Im running my own business.
Sales Person: Can you get a confirmation letter from your boss?
Me: WTF Yho Matha! Are you for real???

Okay let's admit guys: Most of us are guilty of asking some of the above questions! Though we say we hate them! lol

aviebabes
12 Aug 2009 15:04

uyithenga nini imoto?.....andinamali
uyenzani imali yakho?....buza kuyihlo no nyoko...

I HATE THIS QUESTION COZ NOT ALL OF US HAVE A CAR AS I PRIORITY

JadaPinkett
12 Aug 2009 15:05

here's another annoying question............wat do u do during the weekdnd or ur free tym

JadaPinkett
12 Aug 2009 15:06

uyithenga nini imoto?.....andinamali
uyenzani imali yakho?....buza kuyihlo no nyoko...

I HATE THIS QUESTION COZ NOT ALL OF US HAVE A CAR AS I PRIORITY
Hahahahahahahaha LOL<<<<LMAO at this one

dali
12 Aug 2009 15:07

Jeez so many notes to take fo de G2G! u guys dont like a lot of things en im guilty of sum things here!

this is too much though, atleast i have till November to read all dis! tl tl tl tl tl

mathata
12 Aug 2009 15:07

we have Function Are you MRS..... nice to meet you.i like your country,yes your hubby was good to us last time.

hubby pass by mistake ,Is this your husband?

mother f**,who am i talking too.

blueroze
12 Aug 2009 15:10

mathata!!! hihihihihihihihihiih
this article is turning into a "hit'

Matha
12 Aug 2009 15:11

Yooooooo…!!!...mahlo madala..mahlo madala jou ass.

Best-Achiever
12 Aug 2009 15:13

nabhizi nazenzela zonke izinto uthi niyogana pho nina?

Amza
12 Aug 2009 15:14

@Matha

hahahahahahah....
What happened to common Sense? Ka nnete..mara didnt you say you are your own boss huh?..

TerryN
12 Aug 2009 15:17

Yooooooo…!!!...mahlo madala..mahlo madala jou ass.

CTFU...tl tl tl tl tl lt

JadaPinkett
12 Aug 2009 15:18

Haibo !guyz nithini kwalaba abathi "uyiqaqa nini ibonding yakho so uzongipha yona coz wena vele uyasebenza" tjo damn wat's wrong with ppl kanti.

Best-Achiever
12 Aug 2009 15:19

and the killer one ..you are going with someone inside the shop, they see whatever thay wanna buy, take it and on the counter they turn to you and ask "dont you have R5.00 ungigcwalisela ngiyashoda" .... didnt you know that your money wont be enogh for that

Freemale
12 Aug 2009 15:20

Thanks for this article, you saved the day.

My one question that I realy really really I hate people asking me is since well I have only one child and he is now 12 years of age you will hear people going. When are you having another child?

I mean really now ....

JadaPinkett
12 Aug 2009 15:23

dont you have R5.00 ungigcwalisela ngiyashoda" .... didnt you know that your money wont be enogh for that................Hawe mah! BA nginqaba nawo ukhona ccoz akayibuyisi en futhiujwayela kabi.

suzzy82
12 Aug 2009 15:28

Can i have your number = NO
Can i give you mine then = No thanks

When he says "can i give u mine then" vele umhlabe ngempama nxx

lol..lol...lol..nyani ungazibone sowuyitshisile impama

mna my aunt use to ask who was calling you?akanamahloni tu ngeloxesha its my cell phone ...use to tell her its my phone and that call was mine
why r they calling you at night ,,,because its a cell phone so i'm available 24/7

Green.arrow
12 Aug 2009 15:28

...lol lol lol...ny breaks are a bliss....thank u again sisi

i gotta admit..most of my friends are working and whenver i see them i ask them....."when r u buying a car?"....i repent...its really not tht differnt frm pple asking me when i get done with school.....

mathata
12 Aug 2009 15:28

calling phela are you around?...(using a local cell no)..are you ov ver seaa,choma your no says 082

you just say haaaa mathata fela

Best-Achiever
12 Aug 2009 15:28

LOL JP ..i envy your guts..for the life in me i can refuse anyone help if i have means.... no wonder i dont like goong around with my handbag and purse ..i just leave it in the car if i know i dont wanna buy anything

and there are those, you give them a lift and they reach for that money thinging in your car and you hear them saying "tjo so much money, can i take r10 and buy drink" as if the life is not enough

BigMama
12 Aug 2009 15:30

@Dali.........l am good at asking all those questions, eish 95% of them.

Best-Achiever
12 Aug 2009 15:31

mna my aunt use to ask who was calling you?akanamahloni tu ngeloxesha its my cell phone ...use to tell her its my phone and that call was mine

hhayi ke mina my aunts suzzy82 like to say..."wumkhwenyana lowo, tjo he has money, you have been on a phone okoko"

Green.arrow
12 Aug 2009 15:31

dont you have R5.00 ungigcwalisela ngiyashoda" .... didnt you know that your money wont be enogh for that................lol thats my sister ryt there...and she yells so that pple can hear and u cant say no.......plus u know she's not returning it...nc nc nc

Freemale
12 Aug 2009 15:34

Lol @Amza, you mean you can show them a receipt. You must have been Gatvol for you to answer like that...

mathata
12 Aug 2009 15:35

hei! do you have 5 rand,ba etswela skolong.

i dont know whay ppl have this habit in SA

Awethu
12 Aug 2009 15:38

Hey guys, I`ve just joined.

The question I hate is this, You greet someone and they don`t remember you and they say 'Ungubani kanene'

Green.arrow
12 Aug 2009 15:39

are you around?...(using a local cell no)..are you ov ver seaa,choma your no says 082
bua ha ha ha....ke mathata fela moo mathata..lolest...

and there are those, you give them a lift and they reach for that money thinging in your car and you hear them saying "tjo so much money, can i take r10 and buy drink" as if the life is not enough
nah ah...das wrong....i respect pple's cars so much...i get scared to even ask for a fan/heater or whatever.....no no....
My brothers kinda taught me tht money is for tollgates and parking guys tips...no no no

felfel
12 Aug 2009 15:40

wat do u do during the weekdnd or ur free tym JP i hate this question too, i sometimes reply with "i spend my time having sex" just to shut them up or when i'm really irritated, i say "nothing i watch TV all weekend long, just sitting twiddling my toes in front of my 27cm black and white tv in my shack drinking oros and eating cheesenaks", nxa, it works i tell u

Green.arrow
12 Aug 2009 15:42

The question I hate is this, You greet someone and they don`t remember you and they say 'Ungubani kanene'
..oooh...das a tough one.....(im enjoying the break lol) i 4got this dude's name and aksed him yesterday to invite me on FB....wheeew......now i know

JadaPinkett
12 Aug 2009 15:45

Owk guyz wat abt if uvakashele umngani then one of the neighbours or relative abahhlala kude bathi"sabwubona ntombazane? uvume... bese bethi "hawu uzalwa ubani ke wena la ekhaya " tjo kumane kuthi angife

Loreal
12 Aug 2009 15:47

wat do u do during the weekdnd or ur free tym JP i hate this question too, i sometimes reply with "i spend my time having sex" just to shut them up or when i'm really irritated, i say "nothing i watch TV all weekend long, just sitting twiddling my toes in front of my 27cm black and white tv in my shack drinking oros and eating cheesenaks", nxa, it works i tell u

lol felfet

I'm dying guyz!!!

TerryN
12 Aug 2009 15:53

uvume... bese bethi "hawu uzalwa ubani ke wena la ekhaya " tjo kumane kuthi angife

LOL @ JadaP

mathata
12 Aug 2009 15:55

how much did they paid for your lobola? are kidding me..

ppl dont have shame for asking.

nonzuzo
12 Aug 2009 15:56

@matha.....lol...

A friend of mine who's preggiez was in a taxi with this woman from the same street as her and she asked her ukuthi "why ungapriventi?" just like that and uthi she froze she cudn't figure out what to say...

Awethu
12 Aug 2009 15:59

@Green Arrow what are you saying now 2 me? m not even on Facebook, phone lost.
So it wasn`t me

Tshd21
12 Aug 2009 16:00

Hi guys, I'm new here, please welcome me... WTF??

DJ Why why
12 Aug 2009 16:01

1. Sitting in a taxi...the fare is 9 rands, you pay with R10 and the one taking the money asks you....ni'ngaki la??? I mean like dah!!!

Kwa kwa kwa kwa!

DJ Why why
12 Aug 2009 16:05

i hate it when a person calls me and the first thing he/she say to me is "where are you"? is that my name, what happened to hello?

OMG, my friend is soooo guilty of this one, i HATE it especially when i am in a foul mood, i pretend i did nt hear her, WTF???

Ms personality
12 Aug 2009 16:07

@ nonzuzo LOL......................

mathata
12 Aug 2009 16:07

@tshd21 LOL

Green.arrow
12 Aug 2009 16:19

bboy am i glad it cant be you Awethu...phela its a small world...and if u were tht dude he'd be so offended tht i 4got his name (he has got a small hear...lol)........wheeew x2........

But u see the dilemma is..asking "kana whats ur name?" is not cool,...so nna i hustle...and as i hustle i pray i dont have to mention ur name and then i go hunting for it....
..eish..i did tht last week with one of my newly found galfriends....

Green.arrow
12 Aug 2009 16:19

bboy am i glad it cant be you Awethu...phela its a small world...and if u were tht dude he'd be so offended tht i 4got his name (he has got a small heart...lol)........wheeew x2........

But u see the dilemma is..asking "kana whats ur name?" is not cool,...so nna i hustle...and as i hustle i pray i dont have to mention ur name and then i go hunting for it....
..eish..i did tht last week with one of my newly found galfriends....

Loreal
12 Aug 2009 16:21

G2G GUYZ!!!!

cleve
12 Aug 2009 16:23

yini manje kanti????

DJ Why why
12 Aug 2009 16:31

How about some relative u last saw when u were 5 or 6, and they ask you, " do u recognise me??" WTF???

Loved in CPT, (isiduko-clan name) ungumamni.???...I come from Pondoland and Xhosas are nt familiar with my "sduko" . Aaaarghhh! i hate this 1......

Another one: UYA NINI EGYMINI??? - wtf, mofo??? uke wangizwa ngibuza ngeplastic surgery appointment ....nxxxxx ngazongphaphela!

Pooky
12 Aug 2009 16:34

maara Y Loreal?

......anyway....love u all....gunite

monchooza
12 Aug 2009 16:36

loreal uyisphukuphuku maan

I hate it when umuntu tells me to say hi to my mother and then athi "uzothi ubuliswe ubani?" eish kuthi ngife yaz bese ngivele ngithi " ngizothi kusho wena
if uthi ngingubani mina? ngithi haaibo ngiyakwazi moss why kumele ngizichaze manje?"

Toodecent
12 Aug 2009 18:48

The one I hate most when at an event or club is "o parkile kae?" I mean dudette /dude come on now, are people written on their face that they have cars?.. And uyansukela I dont even have 1ne..

mstick
12 Aug 2009 20:03

Firstdvd
12 Aug 2009 21:42

"CAN I ASK YOU A QUESTION".......Hellooooo dats a question nje!

Best-Achiever
13 Aug 2009 07:34

you receive a call and someone ask you "Can you guess who am i" .... helang basadi!

Loreal
13 Aug 2009 09:19

loreal uyisphukuphuku maan

Why do u say that Manchooza???

cleve
13 Aug 2009 09:26

The one I hate most when at an event or club is "o parkile kae?" I mean dudette /dude come on now, are people written on their face that they have cars?.. And uyansukela I dont even have 1ne..

kwa kwa kwa kwa!!!!!!!! Opakile kae.........

"Can you guess who am i" ....

Reminds me of kudala when guys used to shela

nice
13 Aug 2009 10:29

Shoo my ribs are sore from laughing!!

Where are you ? In heaven
Are you sleeping? No jogging
How much is this? Mahala, its the final clearance
How much did you pay? esgoding, cheap cheap
What do you do for a living? Nothing, live by God's grace

Total classics, and I am so adopting

mstick
13 Aug 2009 10:52

hey Cleve-age

DJ Why why
13 Aug 2009 11:53

This dude did nt honour an appointment and then he asks, "okwatile"????
...nxxx, does he knows how silly you sound replying, " eeeh ya! "

cleve
13 Aug 2009 12:16

Hey Match-stick............ LOL

TKSM
14 Aug 2009 15:13

you are walking on the street minding your own business and a twit says to you...in a LOUD voice.....baby kanti ukwateleni.......am i suppose to walk around with a smiling face jwalo e kare ke afala?

BigMama
14 Aug 2009 15:15

@TKSM.......Yes you are suppose to smile, that smile can make a difference in someone's life.

felfel
14 Aug 2009 15:27

uzuhambe uqhekeka estratweni uzokhubeka sana, lol

u4me
14 Aug 2009 15:58

some1 ask you, are you sure (guarantee) you will stay with her for the rest of your life? hey, am i aprophet or phsychic(sp) to know the next 40 years of my life, nxxx

Matswakable
14 Aug 2009 16:42

someone walking into your office and you are busy on a call. They try hard to get your attention and when you look at them they whisper "are you on the phone"? duh - can't you see? Why are you whispering if Im not on the phone?

Cody
14 Aug 2009 16:56

when you are busy talking to someone and you ask them a question and they say "who me?"

Matswakable
17 Aug 2009 12:27

When you are busy doing it with your man and he can no longer contain his excitement and the next thing you hear him ask "Baby, ke mang o go rutileng go etsa ga monate so?"

maud
17 Aug 2009 12:35

Matswakable ,i think this question was ask Saturday or Sunday its still fresh ne?

Matswakable
17 Aug 2009 12:39

lol maud

Holiday
17 Aug 2009 13:21

Irritating question, Ngwano o fiti neh???

Matha
17 Aug 2009 13:25

@Holiday, i dont see that irritating. yes ke fit then? wtf.

maud
17 Aug 2009 13:25

Baby, ke mang o go rutileng go etsa ga monate so- its your Dad

maud
17 Aug 2009 13:26

@Matha -why ask if vele you see tha ke Fit?it is a irritating question

maud
17 Aug 2009 13:27

baby you will never leave me ne? yes i will as soon as i find someone better than you moron

Ngqesta
17 Aug 2009 13:37

When a person dial my number and I pick a phone and say hello and the person on the other side ask “WHO AM I SPEAKING TO?”, hhayi bo who’s number did you dial ....I always reply with yet another question on this one.....I'd ask.."who do you want to speak to?"

Ain
01 Sep 2009 15:09

Who do u tink u r? I hyt dat qwtn..

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