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Written by blueroze from the blog Nothing blue here on 10 Jul 2009
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This is a happy article for a Friday while we wait patiently and embracing the weekend

Now; while we do that let us give each other advices vital to our lives this time and age.

Ladies if you had to advice a friend who wants to move in with a boyfriend what will you say?

To give the mother of all BJs; what is it that you must do or have to know?

If you see a colleague’s eyebrows shaped so bad as if she uses a protractor to line them; how must you approach her? And what must you say?

And there is this thing of cheap shinning wigs with fringes…….how do you tell one never to wear that hideous thing again?

What is the best style in mdavaso that will make men beg for more?

If a man wearing a brentwood (with sunglasses bought at the corner) tries to shela you, what will you say?

What hairstyles must men stay away from?

What is it with people shaving both sides and leave skir pot type of hair in the middle?on the head people on the head

while on shaving; why do people wear sleeveless and not shave their underarm lawns?

Why do people bite their nails? How does this make you feel?

Which song do you want play when you enter the church on your wedding day?

Which song will you choose for your 1st dance at the reception?

if you want buy a car (first time buyer) which one (s) must you consider; or better yet what must you know for sure?

Is it rural to have distoyi meisies that are more than 5?

Do you prefer you man wearing briefs(esp those with diefferent colours; bo animal print and the likes) or boxers?

How can we get rid of silver stripes? Please don’t say bio sungthing unless you are proof it works?

Now there are dimples mo reverse yo mhaba…does drinking warm water really rid those? Have you ever seen them on a person wearing white pants?

The ladies who love to rock heels and cannot walk them properly, you find them looking like a retarded horse.
Which polite words can use to tell them never to wear them?

What is up with this "nka mo dira" song? ba mo dira eng?

For the purpose of having fun today let us answer this qs; not fight; if you have sungthing funny you share do so….~~yes go off topic and don’t apologise.~~

But if you start a fight….note that the author of this article will delete your fight response.

97 Comments

blueroze
10 Jul 2009 10:25

let us roll.................

Renegade
10 Jul 2009 10:31

What hairstyles must men stay away from?
SCURL!!!!!!!!!

Is it rural to have distoyi meisies that are more than 5?
Extremely!

Do you prefer you man wearing briefs(esp those with diefferent colours; bo animal print and the likes) or boxers?
Neither

How can we get rid of silver stripes? Please don’t say bio sungthing unless you are proof it works?
Nothing works for silver stripes!

Pepsi Cola
10 Jul 2009 10:32

@Blueroze

Yippie, Yippie Iwas the first one, ashee I wil procede with yo questions when I come back I was called to do someting fast!!!

But good questions Blueroze, we will start the week-end nicely with yo artitle it's interesting, I am coming back to roll................................. just give some few minutes

Renegade
10 Jul 2009 10:33

NIce question by the way blueroze, can't wait to see more replies

blueroze
10 Jul 2009 10:37

ta Rene and Pepsi
i cant wait as well
maybe the mood will be uplifted a bit

Zah000
10 Jul 2009 10:41

If a man wearing a brentwood (with sunglasses bought at the corner) tries to shela you, what will you say? <<< Waze wazithanda bo. Fokof!!!

Which song will you choose for your 1st dance at the reception?<<<< Make Me Whole by Amel Lerraux or La La La by DJ Sndara

awelani
10 Jul 2009 10:42

hehehehehe, Nice 1 Broze.

If a man wearing a brentwood (with sunglasses bought at the corner) tries to shela you, what will you say? ..Um very tired and not in the mood to tok, so he must leave me alone....

What hairstyles must men stay away from? I agree with Rene, S Curls are a big No No and Perm.

What is it with people shaving both sides and leave skir pot type of hair in the middle? its fashion Broze, but some people end up looking hideous.

while on shaving; why do people wear sleeveless and not shave their underarm lawns? Maybe they didn have enaf time,lol..but its not ON!!

Why do people bite their nails? How does this make you feel? I BITE MY NAILS WHEN UM NERVOURS OR BORED, I CANT EXPLAIN THE FEELING, BUT I JUST ENJOY IT. dont judge me,lol

Do you prefer you man wearing briefs(esp those with diefferent colours; bo animal print and the likes) or boxers? boxers on nothing :)

How can we get rid of silver stripes? Please don’t say bio sungthing unless you are proof it works? i will wait to see an aswer for this one.

Now there are dimples mo reverse yo mhaba…does drinking warm water really rid those? Have you ever seen them on a person wearing white pants? @least I dont have them,,i say stay away from white pants if u know u have potholes...

The ladies who love to rock heels and cannot walk them properly, you find them looking like a retarded horse.
Which polite words can use to tell them never to wear them? I crack when i see them walikng like these, I mean Y torture yourself mara??

blueroze
10 Jul 2009 10:45

boxers on nothing :)
and you had to add kinkyness at the end:)

LMAO @ potholes

awelani
10 Jul 2009 10:49

Bluroze, i dont wana be delayed when about to get it on,lol..

Pooky
10 Jul 2009 10:54

If a man wearing a brentwood (with sunglasses bought at the corner) tries to shela you, what will you say?
-you are very brave

What hairstyles must men stay away from?
S-Curl...German -Cut...Relaxed hair

Do you prefer you man wearing briefs(esp those with diefferent colours; bo animal print and the likes) or boxers?
boxers...white or black but preferably white

Now there are dimples mo reverse yo mhaba…does drinking warm water really rid those? Have you ever seen them on a person wearing white pants?
I think exercising to firm them up will definately help instead of depending solely on water to do the job, yes the butt and thigh exercises can be excrusiating but its all worth it at the end

GML
10 Jul 2009 10:57

If you see a colleague’s eyebrows shaped so bad as if she uses a protractor to line them; how must you approach her? And what must you say?
I would tell the colleague to let them grow and let me shape them for her. I would be deadly honest and tell her that she looks weird. And peopl ein the office are talking about how ugly her eyebrows are. I would make myself look the angel by suggesting to tweez her

And there is this thing of cheap shinning wigs with fringes…….how do you tell one never to wear that hideous thing again?
I would say. My friend, why dont you just save money and put in binding for your hair? It would look much better.

What is the best style in mdavaso that will make men beg for more?
Kynsa oyster style

felfel
10 Jul 2009 10:57

Ladies if you had to advice a friend who wants to move in with a boyfriend what will you say? Hide ur wallet!!!!

To give the mother of all BJs; what is it that you must do or have to know
Save ur teeth for chewing a bone, saliva helps the process, nothing worse than a dry bj, lol, and make sure u are actually enjoying it then u'll excell.

Now there are dimples mo reverse yo mhaba…does drinking warm water really rid those? Have you ever seen them on a person wearing white pants?
Exercise will help u, and drinking water yes but not necesarily warm water, just water, dry brushing them thighs is also very good (with a body brush).

How can we get rid of silver stripes? Please don’t say bio sungthing unless you are proof it works?
Try buying all the tissue oils in the store and some vitamin E cream or happy Event, gooi them all in a container mix mix it up and use twice daily, u'll have legs/thighs that shine like Barbie's. lol

Pooky
10 Jul 2009 11:02

To give the mother of all BJs; what is it that you must do or have to know?
first of all u must know a certain blogga whos name starts with an H ...he'l tell u exactly what u need to know about blowing a man senseless....am clueless in this category im afraid

blueroze
10 Jul 2009 11:08

Kynsa oyster style
care to elaborate Gugs?

Sslave
10 Jul 2009 11:11

To give the mother of all BJs; what is it that you must do or have to know?
Your partner must seat and open both legs. You must now kneel down, hold both the balls with two hands, put itotolozi inside your mouth, move your mouth and hands harmonically up and down and very deep sometimes as if you're chocking yourself. If he's married he'll divorce by sending an sms right after that.

What is the best style in mdavaso that will make men beg for more?

While this differs from man to man, through my experiences, I've discovered that the deeper it is in the better. So choose a position that will allow the whole totolozi to be inside. I found the position were he is sleeping flat on his back and I come sit on top of it (facing same direction with him) with bent open legs to be the most dangerous one. You must now move up and down rythmically, starting slow and increasing the pace until he reaches heaven. If he is beyond 50 pls don't try this with him for he may have a cardiac arrest.

What is it with people shaving both sides and leave skir pot type of hair in the middle?

It's called Brazillian Bikini Wax!

TheLady
10 Jul 2009 11:11

"What is the best style in mdavaso that will make men beg for more?
Kynsa oyster style" GML woman get your butt here!Explain this to mois please...how do I do this?

awelani
10 Jul 2009 11:13

Ladies if you had to advice a friend who wants to move in with a boyfriend what will you say? Hide ur wallet!!!! LMAO

TheLady
10 Jul 2009 11:14

"What is it with people shaving both sides and leave skir pot type of hair in the middle?

It's called Brazillian Bikini Wax!"

Are we talking nzeft's or hair on your head?

awelani
10 Jul 2009 11:17

What is it with people shaving both sides and leave skir pot type of hair in the middle? its fashion Broze, but some people end up looking hideous...which hair are u tokin about kanti? mina i thot ur tokin about on your head,lol,,kanti you mean down thurrrrrr,,lol, eish..lol

Renegade
10 Jul 2009 11:18

nothing worse than a dry bj, lol, and make sure u are actually enjoying it then u'll excell.

Hau, is it possible for a blow job to be dry..lol?

awelani
10 Jul 2009 11:19

Felfel<<<How can we get rid of silver stripes? Please don’t say bio sungthing unless you are proof it works?
Try buying all the tissue oils in the store and some vitamin E cream or happy Event, gooi them all in a container mix mix it up and use twice daily, u'll have legs/thighs that shine like Barbie's. lol >>>>u serious????

TKSM
10 Jul 2009 11:20

HAAI SUKA MADODA!!!!!!!!!!!!Nice one brooze.....lemme finish reading.......AND i will be BUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!BUHAHAHABUHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

blueroze
10 Jul 2009 11:25

If he's married he'll divorce by sending an sms right after that.
ki ki ki ki ki ki (i just can imagine him sending that sms)

If he is beyond 50 pls don't try this with him for he may have a cardiac arrest.
nkos' nofefe doing a 50 yr old

"What is it with people shaving both sides and leave skir pot type of hair in the middle?

It's called Brazillian Bikini Wax!"

Are we talking nzeft's or hair on your head?

this make me realise that the reader did not understand the q........
neway>>>>>>>>moving right along

Matha
10 Jul 2009 11:25

What is it with people shaving both sides and leave skir pot type of hair in the middle? its fashion Broze, but some people end up looking hideous...Because u cant play on that part is very sensitive...

felfel
10 Jul 2009 11:32

Renegade yes, lack of lubrication, u can lubricatewith ur spit or better yet when ya'll is loungin and playin around, spread sum chocolate sauce, honey or syrup on it and lick it all off, beats the bland taste of d!ck skin and/or salty pre-cum.

Awelani i've never tried it, i always forget to stock up, but to me it makes all the sense cos u got all the ingredients rite there and the key one ofcos, Vitamin E!!!
Back in high school i used to use Happy Event mixed with Justine tissue oil and my legs would be so glossy and smooth.

Renegade
10 Jul 2009 11:33

What is it with people shaving both sides and leave skir pot type of hair in the middle?
I'm pretty sure this question relates to the mohawks people have on their heads...I mean, how would one know how ppl shave down there?

Pepsi Cola
10 Jul 2009 11:33

@ Bluerose (I back my luv!!!!!!!!)

If you see a colleague’s eyebrows shaped so bad as if she uses a protractor to line them; how must you approach her? And what must you say?

I call them abo(Satan)!!!! cuz when they wake up in the morning that's when u realize that this person is ugly, Why should they remove evryting they hav to trim.

What is the best style in mdavaso that will make men beg for more?

Be on top, but he must c your back, not your face, then shake what yo mama gave you.

What hairstyles must men stay away from?

Dreadlogs, my guy has them, & he does not want to cut them, The just get in my way when we a doing it, that is why I prefer 2 b on top cuz thre's nothing that getting in m way.

Do you prefer you man wearing briefs(esp those with diefferent colours; bo animal print and the likes) or boxers?

I for 1 prefer those tight boxers which a made in cotton, they just turn me on!!!!!!!

How can we get rid of silver stripes? Please don’t say bio sungthing unless you are proof it works?

Ladies try Spirit and glacerine it works for me, do not apply thickly, just lightly.

GML
10 Jul 2009 11:33

To give the mother of all BJs; what is it that you must do or have to know?
Do not use teeth and by no means should you blow air in the penises direction. Just because it's called Blow Job doesnt mean you have to literally blow the man.
Try to take in as much of him as you can. Up and down and then play with the head and cover your teeth with your lips to give him an extra something. Also like his balls but gently especially between the balls. That sensitive line will make him scream for more. And try to get as far as the base of his penis- use you r tongue to lick that and he will thank you for it.

Kynsa oyster style:
you lay flat on your back- he comes on top of you but not in a missionary style. Sort of like an X(your bodies should make an X but he should still be able to penetrate you. You should be able to feel him more against the vaginal wall depending on the side his on. It's the best especially if he can still reach the top of the wall. You should be able to climax within minutes. It might not work first time around but once you're used to this position it can do wonders.

Another style- sure to make him go mad
If your lying flat of your stomach(pref on your bed this may get uncomfortable) and he takes it from the back- It is advisable that you (only once in a while) push your but out as if you're lifting yourself of the bed using your elbows or hands(but must be bent like when doing push ups). He will go mad.
I discovered this by mistake when I wanted him to get off me and I sort of tried to get off the bed and he just went oooooh, yes baby. And I knew i had a killer.

Ngqesta
10 Jul 2009 11:33

To give the mother of all BJs; what is it that you must do or have to know? You bond with the totolozi…tl tl tl, lick it like you really love what you’re doing. With BJ’s …it’s either you give it your all or you don’t do it at all coz the receiver can always tell the difference

If you see a colleague’s eyebrows shaped so bad as if she uses a protractor to line them; how must you approach her? And what must you say? You don’t say anything…it is none of your business!

And there is this thing of cheap shinning wigs with fringes…….how do you tell one never to wear that hideous thing again? Look the other way…it ain’t on your head

What is the best style in mdavaso that will make men beg for more? Different stroked for different folks…most men love having a woman on top, riding…however please take note I said MOST.

If a man wearing a brentwood (with sunglasses bought at the corner) tries to shela you, what will you say? I’d politely tell him am taken…coz I know I just don’t do the brentwood and Omega type

What hairstyles must men stay away from? the Afro ...you know the one when the hair is just too long to be short and too short to be long…the one that only gets combed with an Afro Comb

What is it with people shaving both sides and leave skir pot type of hair in the middle? LOL..I have always wondered myself

while on shaving; why do people wear sleeveless and not shave their underarm lawns? We have a term for it with my sisters…we call it ‘a Rebecca’

Why do people bite their nails? How does this make you feel? I bite mine (un-awarely) when am nervous and/or stressed out

Which song do you want play when you enter the church on your wedding day? I played Spokazi’s Ndiyabulela…dedicating it to my parents….it was lovely

Which song will you choose for your 1st dance at the reception? Played Dave Koz – Know by Heart

Is it rural to have distoyi meisies that are more than 5? I have no idea what distoyi meisies are.

Do you prefer you man wearing briefs(esp those with diefferent colours; bo animal print and the likes) or boxers? Close fitting boxers

How can we get rid of silver stripes? Please don’t say bio sungthing unless you are proof it works? Nothing…absolutely nothing works…am using Bio-oil anyway…suppose to just feel like am doing something about it

Now there are dimples mo reverse yo mhaba…does drinking warm water really rid those? Have you ever seen them on a person wearing white pants? Lol…lol…the less said the better

The ladies who love to rock heels and cannot walk them properly, you find them looking like a retarded horse.
Which polite words can use to tell them never to wear them? Feel sorry for them, then look the other way…you don’t know how they’d take whatever you have to say…PLUS as uncomfortable as they look…..they obviously want to rock them heels

Zah000
10 Jul 2009 11:37

Kanti where's GML?? I want to hear about the oyster thingie!!

Renegade yes, lack of lubrication, u can lubricatewith ur spit or better yet when ya'll is loungin and playin around, spread sum chocolate sauce, honey or syrup on it and lick it all off, beats the bland taste of d!ck skin and/or salty pre-cum.
For some reason i don't like BJs.... Reading about the nice taste of salty pre-cum makes me feel weird nje kancane

Pepsi Cola
10 Jul 2009 11:39

@Bluerose

ta Rene and Pepsi
i cant wait as well
maybe the mood will be uplifted a bit

IS YOUR MOOD THE SAME OR IT HAS CHANGED!!!! OR DO U WANT MORE?!!!!

Zah000
10 Jul 2009 11:41

If your lying flat of your stomach(pref on your bed this may get uncomfortable) and he takes it from the back- It is advisable that you (only once in a while) push your but out as if you're lifting yourself of the bed using your elbows or hands(but must be bent like when doing push ups). He will go mad. <<<< I LOVE THIS STYLE :-) I once made a grown-ass man scream "Awe Mah" with this

Ngqesta
10 Jul 2009 11:44

Kynsa oyster style:
you lay flat on your back- he comes on top of you but not in a missionary style. Sort of like an X(your bodies should make an X but he should still be able to penetrate you. You should be able to feel him more against the vaginal wall depending on the side his on. It's the best especially if he can still reach the top of the wall. You should be able to climax within minutes. It might not work first time around but once you're used to this position it can do wonders.
AGREED. Best position ever....well for me.!

awelani
10 Jul 2009 11:49

this article is very soon gonna concentrate more on sex positions than on other question which were asked,lol..um not complaining , um just saying, tl tl tl

Pepsi Cola
10 Jul 2009 11:49

@ Zah000

I once made a grown-ass man scream "Awe Mah" with this!!

Sure S'khokho uyaibeka, ngithanda abafana nawe. Give us more more and more!!
Do u know that song by Joe!!....more & more.

Pepsi Cola
10 Jul 2009 11:54

@ Awe!!! lani

this article is very soon gonna concentrate more on sex positions than on other question which were asked,lol..um not complaining , um just saying, tl tl tl

Ingathi uyazi we turn to luv articles of sex, if it was an examination every 1 was going 2 get 100 %, Bluerose usibeke endaweni yethu siyabonga!!!!!

Pooky
10 Jul 2009 11:54

slowwwly but surely turning into another sex blog i c lol....

awelani
10 Jul 2009 11:56

Pepsi, not just love articles, we can turn ANY article to sex article very easy,lol

GML
10 Jul 2009 11:58

@ Awe: I have another sex position but I will not share it a I'm afraid of turning this article into a sex article. Or maybe I should an article about positions I know. hmmm

blueroze
10 Jul 2009 11:59

I call them abo(Satan)!!!! Pepsi o stout

when the hair is just too long to be short and too short to be long>>>>i love the explanation

we call it ‘a Rebecca’ for some reason i thought of Dr Ribs...i donno why

distoyi meisies brides maids

DO U WANT MORE?!!!!give more if you can Pepsi

"Awe Mah" LMAO

Zah000
10 Jul 2009 12:01

@ GML: For the purpose of having fun today let us answer this qs; not fight; if you have sungthing funny you share do so….yes go off topic and don’t apologise.

blueroze
10 Jul 2009 12:03

GML share--tl tl tl tl
i delete fight posts only hihihihihihi
awe you know how bloggers are..they fight like they know each other
advice like there has never been Sis Dolly before

and like i said anything funny (and insightful) is welcomed

Zah000
10 Jul 2009 12:03

distoyi meisies brides maids<<<< Ohhhh!! In that case, it's very much rural!! I'd prefer 2 or 3

awelani
10 Jul 2009 12:04

GML, please write that article, i tell u, it will be a HIT!!lol

distoyi meisies brides maids,,thanx, was scratching my head and my pride cudnt let me ask,lol

cleve
10 Jul 2009 12:04

GML, quite a lesson there............ LOL

awelani
10 Jul 2009 12:06

LMAO @ Zah00,, tl tl tl tl, u had to highlight the <<yes go off topic and dont apologise", lol

awelani
10 Jul 2009 12:08

like an X(your bodies should make an X but he should still be able to penetrate you. You should be able to feel him more against the vaginal wall depending on the side his on. It's the best especially if he can still reach the top of the wall. You should be able to climax within minutes. It might not work first time around but once you're used to this position it can do wonders. **Mhmmmmmm, um so gonna try this,,i feel sorry for the neibas,lol****

Zah000
10 Jul 2009 12:08

LOL. Phela that's enough protection!! Plus I'm soooo curious

Smilo
10 Jul 2009 12:10

Ladies if you had to advice a friend who wants to move in with a boyfriend what will you say? Firstly, i would want to know the reason they are moving in together. Financial, love, preparing for marriage etc.

To give the mother of all BJs; what is it that you must do or have to know? Don't use your teeth...

If you see a colleague’s eyebrows shaped so bad as if she uses a protractor to line them; how must you approach her? And what must you say? Will email her a perfect10/sorbet what what price list...

If a man wearing a brentwood (with sunglasses bought at the corner) tries to shela you, what will you say? will not even give him a chance to shela

What hairstyles must men stay away from? cornrows/relax
while on shaving; why do people wear sleeveless and not shave their underarm lawns? banginyanyisa kanjani labo

Why do people bite their nails? Boredom How does this make you feel?

Which song do you want play when you enter the church on your wedding day? Kenny Lattimore... All my tomorrow

if you want buy a car (first time buyer) which one (s) must you consider; or better yet what must you know for sure? Fuel consumption, maintanance (parts), safety feauters

Is it rural to have distoyi meisies that are more than 5? not really, but i think ku expensive

Do you prefer you man wearing briefs(esp those with diefferent colours; bo animal print and the likes) or boxers? BOXERS...

How can we get rid of silver stripes? Please don’t say bio sungthing unless you are proof it works? It worked for me Justine Tissue oil... even during pregnancy.

Pepsi Cola
10 Jul 2009 12:14

@Bluerose

If a man wearing a brentwood (with sunglasses bought at the corner) tries to shela you, what will you say?

I agree, wait till the rain comes, u wil c ukuthi ibrentwood will feel like, it feels like he is in a sea, he can't even run umuntu wakhona, the way it swallows water it can drain the hole Gauteng.

Don't even think about ama glasses some they look like Mr Ray Charles, atleast Mr Ray can't see, bona-ke umthole umuntu wakhona emnyama tshu, umanya nevaseline blue seal. Most of them (Amap.............)some ppl wil b offended.

GML
10 Jul 2009 12:21

Ladies if you had to advice a friend who wants to move in with a boyfriend what will you say?
It's totaly up to her- Be prepared to be an unmarried wife. That's eseentially what one becomes. I tlak from experience. and dont combine salaries- talk about who is responsible for what
To give the mother of all BJs; what is it that you must do or have to know?
Refer to my answer above
If you see a colleague’s eyebrows shaped so bad as if she uses a protractor to line them; how must you approach her? And what must you say?
Refer to my answer above
And there is this thing of cheap shinning wigs with fringes…….how do you tell one never to wear that hideous thing again?
Refer to answer above
What is the best style in mdavaso that will make men beg for more?
Refer to answer above
If a man wearing a brentwood (with sunglasses bought at the corner) tries to shela you, what will you say?
I would ask him "Unje?"
What hairstyles must men stay away from?
relaxed hair- i dont see myself fighting with my man for the moisturiser and the mirror
What is it with people shaving both sides and leave skir pot type of hair in the middle?on the head people on the head
i dont know why but I do experiment shaving with my vjay jay. I let hubby shave it anyway he wants. his favourite is shaving a T for his name.
while on shaving; why do people wear sleeveless and not shave their underarm lawns?
Angazi why- all I know is that I hate it. I just tell people I know to shave. just like that. Mgani wami, haai man ushave
Why do people bite their nails? How does this make you feel?
I dont know- I cannot bite my nails to save my life but will do it if my nail breaks and I have no cutter with me
Which song do you want play when you enter the church on your wedding day?
any Kenny G music (instrumentals)
Which song will you choose for your 1st dance at the reception?
Will let hubby pick it as he was a professional dancer and he will teach me a routine to do for the 1st dance
if you want buy a car (first time buyer) which one (s) must you consider; or better yet what must you know for sure?
I will consider any car with boot space- I will buy a car when i fall preggies. It will be used for car seats etc.
Is it rural to have distoyi meisies that are more than 5?
No it's not. It's people who have plenty of friends and family who all want to be part of the wedding. In trying not to disappoint any1 the bride agrees to have all of them her bridal party
Do you prefer you man wearing briefs(esp those with diefferent colours; bo animal print and the likes) or boxers?
Briefs- Only solid colours like balck- i hate bokers- it's like he is hanging nje
How can we get rid of silver stripes? Please don’t say bio sungthing unless you are proof it works?
I have absolutely no stretch marks- I am using happy event as a friend said it will help with strectch marks when I fall preggies
Now there are dimples mo reverse yo mhaba…does drinking warm water really rid those? Have you ever seen them on a per

ms.tebby
10 Jul 2009 12:22

If you see a colleague’s eyebrows shaped so bad as if she uses a protractor to line them; how must you approach her?>>>LMAO kwa kwa kwa kwaaaa, a lot of girls around where i am sitting have this 1 problem..lemme continue

Pepsi Cola
10 Jul 2009 12:27

@Bluerose

The ladies who love to rock heels and cannot walk them properly, you find them looking like a retarded horse.
Which polite words can use to tell them never to wear them?

Ungagitsheli ngabo "Simple the Best" De is a song which is sing by Tina Turna & the is a house that steps down in that song. Bafana naleloHHashi umabenyathela!!!!!!!!!!!

He trying to b a charma, he is thinking he is buying out abo 2by2

What is up with this "nka mo dira" song? ba mo dira eng?

awelani
10 Jul 2009 12:28

GML, stop it with your ""Refer to my answer above""..lol

blueroze
10 Jul 2009 12:41

I agree, wait till the rain comes, u wil c ukuthi ibrentwood will feel like, it feels like he is in a sea, he can't even run umuntu wakhona, the way it swallows water it can drain the hole Gauteng.

Don't even think about ama glasses some they look like Mr Ray Charles, atleast Mr Ray can't see, bona-ke umthole umuntu wakhona emnyama tshu, umanya nevaseline blue seal. Most of them (Amap.............)some ppl wil b offended.

LUHTEPIMP...Pepsi you are crazzzy

TheLady
10 Jul 2009 12:46

"What is it with people shaving both sides and leave skir pot type of hair in the middle?on the head people on the head
The Answer
i dont know why but I do experiment shaving with my vjay jay. I let hubby shave it anyway he wants. his favourite is shaving a T for his name. "

kwakwakwakwa

Pepsi Cola
10 Jul 2009 12:47

@ ms tebby

If you see a colleague’s eyebrows shaped so bad as if she uses a protractor to line them; how must you approach her?>>>LMAO kwa kwa kwa kwaaaa, a lot of girls around where i am sitting have this 1 problem..lemme continue

Askies, can't help it but ant u tromatised by those ladies, I wonder ukuthi ulala kanjani mina, I was going 2 b fustrated everyday looking @ those Chanse Eyebrows dailly. KeboSatane really, we need 2 buy them big,big forks.

Pepsi Cola
10 Jul 2009 12:55

@BLUEROSE

I agree, wait till the rain comes, u wil c ukuthi ibrentwood will feel like, it feels like he is in a sea, he can't even run umuntu wakhona, the way it swallows water it can drain the hole Gauteng.

DO YOU KNOW THAT TROUSER IT'S ONLY DRY-CLEANED NO WASH AND WWEAR IMAGINE THE BOYFRIEND COMPLAINS UKUTHI HE DOES NOT HAV MONY 2 TAKE OUT HIS BRENTWOOD. "NKAMO DIRA KA KLAP'

maud
10 Jul 2009 13:00

Do you prefer you man wearing briefs(esp those with diefferent colours; bo animal print and the likes) or boxers? - i am more interested in whats inside the boxers

the eyebrow statement , sorry but i dont get it, do you have to tell her, i mean if she is comfortable with her eyebrows , after all is her eyebrows, not being negetive but i believe everyone has his /her own style and way of living, and as long as you it does not hurt you in anyway , why make it your problem.

What hairstyles must men stay away from- perm, dreads

GML
10 Jul 2009 13:00

I brentwood is washed only with a chemical called perk. Otherwise it will shrink if washed with water

Pepsi Cola
10 Jul 2009 13:00

HEY GUY'S JUST HAVE A FABULOUS WEEK-END LUV U ALL.

I HAV LOL FOR THE DAY ENJOYED MY FRIDAY, NOW C YOU ON MONDAY
PLEASE LEYETSHWARE KGANTLE ON WEEK-END, DO'NT WANT TO HEAR MOTHO ARE UTSHERWE KE BHABALAZI.

CHAUW-CAUW LUV U ALL & B BLESSED.................

blueroze
10 Jul 2009 13:04

Otherwise it will shrink if washed with waterLMAO @ brentwood blog
@maud you have interesting replies please answer ada Qs

maud
10 Jul 2009 13:24

What is up with this "nka mo dira" song? ba mo dira eng? sorry i dont believe in local is lekker, so i dont buy local music most of them sing shhhhh

If a man wearing a brentwood (with sunglasses bought at the corner) tries to shela you, what will you say? if you love him and he is wearing a brown brentwood buy him a black one to change with, makagcoke ngamakausi a white buy him red. menze dom worse, he will be yours and yours alone

What is the best style in mdavaso that will make men beg for more? - every style as long as its done with passion and proffesionaly.

I once made a grown-ass man scream "Awe Mah" with this!! dont they all do?
noma ungayibeka emathangeni he is still going to scream Mawe

hey guys my computer is not working ,i am using my bosses PC.
and its hard for me to concetrate as she is always here with me, i wonder bazoyilungisa nini man.

blueroze- i hope i have tried to answer the Qs

JadaPinkett
10 Jul 2009 13:41

Ay guyz niyakhuluma ngalemilomo yenu .................anyway nice one i like ur comments

Vesa
10 Jul 2009 14:25

How can we get rid of silver stripes? Please don’t say bio sungthing unless you are proof it works?

Vesa
10 Jul 2009 14:27

How can we get rid of silver stripes? Please don’t say bio sungthing unless you are proof it works?

I did laser treatment...it minimises the appearance, depending on your skin complexion.

Zah000
10 Jul 2009 14:36

NGAZE NGABHOREKA!!!! TJOE!!!

Ms. Jay
10 Jul 2009 14:47

tl tl tl tl tl

belz
10 Jul 2009 14:48

Oh my dear Lord!

mathata
10 Jul 2009 14:50

iyooooooooooooo that eyebrow is a real UMBRELLA.

advice that i can give it to anyone or friend who want to move in with her dude...life is full of s*

remove any expectation from anyone.

Zah000
10 Jul 2009 14:53

It's so quiet in this office so i feel sleepy manje. Wish it 4 already

belz
10 Jul 2009 14:55

Zah000, mna ke i've got so much to do, kodwa ndiyabaleka ngoku.

Green.arrow
10 Jul 2009 14:55

Which song do you want play when you enter the church on your wedding day? A moment like this (leona lewis or kelly clarkson...i love both versions...and mine)

Which song will you choose for your 1st dance at the reception?
Fall again...Glen Lewis...i just Youtudeb it...

I see there parctically no solutions for silver stribes...i dont wanna have them when i get married....guys help hle...!!!

Is it rural to have distoyi meisies that are more than 5?
if my mom and aunt have anything to do with it like they did with my borther...ther will be more than 5 pairs....i love those ladies.....

Ngqesta
10 Jul 2009 14:56

Ay guyz niyakhuluma ngalemilomo yenu ...sikhuluma ngezandla JP...tl tl tl

babetm
10 Jul 2009 15:02

lolling at some of the replies.kwakwakwakwa

maud
10 Jul 2009 15:06

stroy mesies i wish i can have only two, you waist too much on them especialy as the first dress and shoes comes from you, but mina i have five.

myname
10 Jul 2009 15:07

LOL Bloggers,

Who needs Cosmo mag, pornography etc while u have TVSA bloggers for free.......

belz
10 Jul 2009 15:27

myname wethu unjani??? uthini umsebenzi.

myname
10 Jul 2009 15:42

Hi Belz, ndigrand sana. I've been stealing TVSA. Lord knows im addicted to this site & i cant just stop like that. Its been hectic doll ever since Thursday & i heard we r moving out so its gonna b worse. I so wish its a rumour coz i hate packing.

Wena ugrand phofu?

myname
10 Jul 2009 15:52

Belz ndiyavaya mfethu, bye nhe.....y'all enjoy ur weekend!

monchooza
10 Jul 2009 15:59

Why do people bite their nails? How does this make you feel?

okey mina i dont bite/eat my nails i simply cut them with my teeth.....and it makes me feel good seeing my nails nicely cut, clean and short

Ngqesta
10 Jul 2009 16:02

tl tl tl....hayi Monchooza uyibhoza man yho!.ROFL

GML
10 Jul 2009 16:04

Mochoo it's still biting your nails...

monchooza
10 Jul 2009 16:05

What is up with this "nka mo dira" song? ba mo dira eng?

dont care what they are diring, all i know is that i love the song and "batswana lerona yana bantsa di card tse so"

Zah000
10 Jul 2009 16:06

LMAO... animuyeke, he's "cutting them with his teeth" haw!! tl tl tl tl tl

maud
10 Jul 2009 16:13

@Zah000- lol and i guess his teeth a sharp like a nail cleeper,
akunandaba wena Monchooza as long as they are clean and short.

nami i use to cut them but by then bengithi ngiyawaluma, thanks to manchoosa to explaine everything to me, until i started using i curx its called Sweet and bitter,it is so bitter to that extend that even today angiyisi iminywe yami emazinyweni nangephutha.

monchooza
10 Jul 2009 16:43

Thank you Zah000
Maud i dont use nail cutter ngoba i always cut myself bese ngiphuma igazi

zozoe
13 Jul 2009 13:04

lol

cleve
13 Jul 2009 13:09

What is up with this "nka mo dira" song? ba mo dira eng?

dont care what they are diring, all i know is that i love the song and "batswana lerona yana bantsa di card tse so"

Tjo I looooovvvvvve that song.....

Don't worry I'm also a teeth cutter so the on;y way I can stop is when I have acrylic on!

belz
13 Jul 2009 13:13

nami i bite my nails, i dont know how i feel, it jsut happens, ngibona sengdlile kuphela. myname ndigrand sthandwa sam.

belz
13 Jul 2009 13:16

Which song do you want play when you enter the church on your wedding day?
>>> After all is said and done, Beyonce.

Which song will you choose for your 1st dance at the reception>>> Nishonjalo manfuna shambe nani, Cleo.

Strolicious
13 Jul 2009 13:28

Lol Belz uthanda umjaivo...

babetm
13 Jul 2009 15:27

i thought i was the only one, so it seems like we r many.lol

i used to bite my nails until a certain lady (client) told me that i must stop bitting my nails and next time when she comes to our office she wants to see my nails. since then i no longer bite them , it was hard to stop bcos i used to bite them every second

why do people bite their nalis
1. when im stressed
2. to cut them short
3.when i need to take a cdecision about something
4. when i need to study

How does this make you feel?
after biting them i feel relaxed and stress free

SmartGuy
14 Jul 2009 12:47

If your lying flat of your stomach(pref on your bed this may get uncomfortable) and he takes it from the back- It is advisable that you (only once in a while) push your but out as if you're lifting yourself of the bed using your elbows or hands(but must be bent like when doing push ups). He will go mad.
I discovered this by mistake when I wanted him to get off me and I sort of tried to get off the bed and he just went oooooh, yes baby. And I knew i had a killer.

This is true!!!!!

Menzi
14 Jul 2009 14:17

jinxed
14 Jul 2009 14:56

Nka mo dira. i love this song so much,it rocks-for me it does and i think there is a lot of creativity and uniqueness.

blueroze
15 Jul 2009 08:18

why do people bite their nalis
1. when im stressed
2. to cut them short
3.when i need to take a cdecision about something
4. when i need to study

i was once under this category
but i am no longer daar, okay i do it part time
yes i was cutting my nail with my teeth

love ya'll for crazy answers

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