Weren’t you proud of Lulu last night on Soul City? The way she warded off the greasy men trying (unashamedly) to find room in her pants! Bravo. My friend Busi smsed me to say:
Busi: Yuuu! THIS DISGUSTING WHITE TRASH! Standard behaviour 4 the taxi driver, sigh – the joys of being a beautiful woman.
Yes you are beautiful my friend, ‘tis quite the burden is it not? Anyway, first it was the leather jacket director at presenting audition who, after Lulu-Belle failed dismally at saying a single line properly, suggested they go to his place for some wine seeing that that’s all Lulu-Belle is good for (insulting). Then it was Mr Zola Budd the taxi driver calling her baby and would have probably suggested he go buy Lulu-Belle some Chicken Licken hot wings had she not gone “I’m not your baby” on him.
She really had gotten brownie points from me until she was back at the super market begging ou Madlisa Zimele for food and mula. Hey, hard times. Now, I was wondering when she was going to play the guilt trump card on ou Madlisa, who in turn played it on his darling daughter Mihlali (I love the feminist in her, always asking her mom questions like why her dad never washes the dishes and all).
Young feminist Mihlali found out that her daddy was jolling with Lulu. Ou Zimela, how can you ask the poor thing not to tell her mom, and keep it a secret? You don’t disappoint do you?
A thought: Could Zimele have gotten the virus from Lulu and passed it on (who knows how long Lulu has had to “hussle”). All I know is that when her and Zulu Boy Zakes decide to consummate (if they haven’t already) she better not pull a Dineo and say they don’t have to use a condom because they trust each other.
Trust, unless you are talking about the condom brand, does not prevent STDs.
Dineo added that her and Bulela need not worry since they are both first timers, plus, she popped the pill, that morning I’m sure, so there goes the possibility of pregnancy out the window.
Busi: This little tramp Dineo!! Sies, she planned it, whole virginity and HIV talk! She gon fall pregnant en lose out on her American Scholarship.
It’s actually London my friend, but point made. Ja, I wouldn’t quite call Dineo a tramp, but maybe say that she has a damp mind. I mean was she not the one telling Lulu that her sleeping with Zimele for a tin of Lucky Star is equal to prostitution. I guess being awarded a scholarship does not necessarily make you wiser.
Maybe we should stand up for ou Zimele for joining Sol in advising Tefo to stick to his wife (excuse the pun), and sit promptly back down again for all his wrongs.
P.S. Anyone catch Soweto Gospel Choir’s performance at the Oscars last night on M-net? I did. They swept onto stage from behind John Legend to back him on some movie soundtrack song in the 5 second chorus. Sigh. I’d promised my sister to sms her as soon as they came on, but as I should have known, their appearance (which did not equal a performance) was over before I could press send...
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