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WHAT IF???

Written by kick-s from the blog The KickS Page on 24 Nov 2008
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I was watching 3Talk and they were talking about climbing mount kilimanjaro and i thought hayi suka, so i changed channels. I paused when a sexy video of the late Aaliyah playing with a snake, caught my attention.
Watching this video got me thinking, what if she were still alive? Would Beyonce be monopolising the hip- hop scene by booty hopping like this?

Then my mind started wondering, what if the ANC had not fired Mbeki? Would Cope be in existance today?
Then my pondering got a bit personal, what if i had accepted that marriage proposal? Would i be in this space that i'm in right now?
What if i had held on and continued with my Private Pilot's Licence training?

As much as they may say you can't relive history, you can't redo what has happened, but one cannot help but wonder...what if things had not happened the way they did???

Please note, we're not regretting anything here...just wondering....what if?????? 

226 Comments

kick-s
24 Nov 2008 20:56

Come on people, lets make this interesting. WHAT IF????

kick-s
24 Nov 2008 20:56

Come on people, lets make this interesting. WHAT IF????

Firstdvd
25 Nov 2008 07:07

What If~~~

Sobza
25 Nov 2008 07:29

I guess we will never know. Everything happens for a reason.

kick-s
25 Nov 2008 08:36

What if Karabo had kept quiet, would Grace have left?

monchooza
25 Nov 2008 08:44

what if the was no technical glitch...would Anele still be in the competition???

nice
25 Nov 2008 08:46

What if I never got the sexiest women in SA, would I have joined TVSA?

What if I go to the get-together on Sat and meet the bloggers and bump into someone I know and dont like?

Toxic
25 Nov 2008 09:07

What if i had accepted the bursary to study a BCom qualification, would i even be on TVSA today?

kick-s
25 Nov 2008 09:21

hahaha, nice one nice.

kick-s
25 Nov 2008 09:25

What if it rains on Saturday?

carino
25 Nov 2008 09:30

What if my mom had not smiled at my dad... would papa have asked her out? would they have made me?

awelani
25 Nov 2008 09:31

What if Hubby locks me in on saturday so that i cant go to the get2geda? :(

LOL @ Nice, but..

Kicks, please dont say dat, it cant rain, no wayz....

Nonny
25 Nov 2008 09:31

Nice one kick-s, short and straight to the point, just the way I like it.

What if i had held on and continued with my Private Pilot's Licence training?
Please carry on with this training, ure already in teh industry so I have no idea what is stopping u. 

Mina I have a million what if's? 
My latest and most daunting what if, what if things don’t work out the way I expect them to abroad and then I have to come back to my family to hear them say: “we told you to stay, but u decided to leave a secure job for uncertainty”

awelani
25 Nov 2008 09:32

meant: LOL @ Nice, but.. True

Nonny
25 Nov 2008 09:34

What if it rains on Saturday?
kwa kwa kwa, inkulu indaba nomgqibelo.

What if my parents knew that when they did umemulo wami, I was not a virgin.

Nonny
25 Nov 2008 09:36

What if Adam & Eve didn't deceive God in the garden of Eden, would we be really living lavida loca? Eish mara, these two dumbasses, really spoit it fo us.

sowayto_gal
25 Nov 2008 09:39

what if Khanyisile mbau didnt stop eating, would she still be skin and bones......

what if JZ wasnt Zulu, would he be this popular.....

what if i told my landlady to kick ma a#s, lol....

thsere
25 Nov 2008 09:40

What if i was Mustepe's Patrice Mustepe Daughter ? What if i waz stil  a virgin , bengizokwazi kanjani ukuthi kumnandi ukudavaza ?

Best-Achiever
25 Nov 2008 09:40

what if things don’t work out the way I expect them to abroad

Nonny .. you also have overseas offer ... im so sceptical about accepting mine and time is running out on me .... my what if on thatone has nothing to do with my family but with myself ....i justcant come make up my mind if i'll be doing the right thing for taking it or not....and everyone tells me it is my call to make.

Nonny What if ..we are going to the same company, there and we wont even realise that we knew each other?

kick-s
25 Nov 2008 09:45

What if they never invented condoms?

Nonny
25 Nov 2008 09:45

what if JZ wasnt Zulu, would he be this popular.....
hehehehhe I also always ask myself the same question, coz I get so ticket off when people make comments like: "JZ must be president, coz sikhathele ukuphwathwa ngama Xhosa".........I mean WTF??? 

Nonny What if ..we are going to the same company, there and we wont even realise that we knew each other?
And it's a small world my friend. But don't worry when I leave, I will write an exit blog a tvsa. 

Nonny
25 Nov 2008 09:46

What if they never invented condoms?
It would be skoon waya waya and people dying like flies left, right & center!!!

kick-s
25 Nov 2008 09:46

What if Obama were a white man, would he have won?

Toxic
25 Nov 2008 09:46

Where do all those unborn babies hang out? Like if you were going to be pregnant with A but fell pregnant with B, where is this baby u were gon make with A? 

Like, if i was to fall pregnant this year with guy A and it only happens next year, would i still give birth to the baby i was gon give birth to this year if the conception had happened?

i know that's not a what if but i can't stop thinking about this!

Nonny
25 Nov 2008 09:49

What if Obama were a white man, would he have won?
yes he would've.

Where do all those unborn babies hang out? Like if you were going to be pregnant with A but fell pregnant with B, where is this baby u were gon make with A? 
Baby Nonny is confused!!!!

Cande
25 Nov 2008 09:50

he he he Toxic, LOL

Nonny
25 Nov 2008 09:51

What if South Africa didn't have the history of Apartheid?

TheLady
25 Nov 2008 09:52

"What if my parents knew that when they did umemulo wami, I was not a virgin."

I feel you Nons

Best-Achiever
25 Nov 2008 09:55

What if my parents knew that when they did umemulo wami, I was not a virgin."

Nonny + The Lady ... didnt umhlwehlwe tear apart because of this(not being a virgin)?

What if my boss find out that the i wont be going out for lunch but will be attending a meeting withmy client?

Toxic
25 Nov 2008 09:56

What if English wasn't a universal language? What language would we be communicating in on TVSA?

thsere
25 Nov 2008 09:58

What if there waz no AIDS wouldnt be nice?

GML
25 Nov 2008 10:01

What if I let my friend have my man, would I be engaged to someone else or would I have found someone like him??????

TheLady
25 Nov 2008 10:02

BA...nope it did not and I did everything by the book (jumped over the fire etc)

Sbam
25 Nov 2008 10:06

What if we were all millionairs, would we even care about each ada!! hmm

PY
25 Nov 2008 10:06

What if i never kissed that guy from the first place would i be cheating on my boyfriend now...
what if my boyfriend never cheated on me from the first place...would i be... not feeling guilty for cheating on him

awelani
25 Nov 2008 10:06

Where do all those unborn babies hang out? Like if you were going to be pregnant with A but fell pregnant with B, where is this baby u were gon make with A?
Baby Nonny is confused!! Um also confused..Tox, what r y saying?

Best-Achiever
25 Nov 2008 10:07

BA...nope it did not and I did everything by the book (jumped over the fire etc)

i heard that if you are not a virgin and you didnt inform the elders, it does tear apart uma sekugidwa.... you are such risk takers kodwa guys... kanti didnt they perform viginity test before umemulo

maddie
25 Nov 2008 10:08

I ran into a friend of yours the other day
And I asked her how you've been
She said my girl is fine; just bought a house, got a job, real good man
I told her I was glad for you; that's wonderful
But does she ever ask `bout me?
She said she's happy with her life right now
Let her go, let her be
And I told myself I would, but something in my heart just would not let you go
I just wanna know

[Chorus:]
What if we were wrong about each other?
What if you were really made for me?
What if we was `sposed to be together?
Would that not mean anything?
What if that was `sposed to be my house that you go home to every day?
How can you be sure that things are better?
If you can't be sure your heart is still here with me
Still wanting me

kick-s
25 Nov 2008 10:09

What if there were no different races in the world, just one race?

TheLady
25 Nov 2008 10:12

yho BA I wouldn't have been able to live with the disappointment my mom would have felt. And worse BF was there too...

My sister was also no longer a virgin-she didn't tell and her mhlwehlwe was fine too.

Nonny
25 Nov 2008 10:12

Nonny + The Lady ... didnt umhlwehlwe tear apart because of this(not being a virgin)?

hahahahaa, don't even go there BA, well u see the thing is, I was almost not so lucky that on day the weather was 32 dgrees, it was as hott as hell. But fortiunately for me I had two of impelesi's *right hand ladies*.......they were so good, coz I had a meeting with them in advance and I said: "Galfriends, ya'll know this mhwehlwe can tear coz I've been davazad more than once already but u will not allow that, u two are going to be my "mhlwehlwe co-oirdinators", so everytime they saw a little crack, they would come to me and we would re-position the mwhlwehlwe ann so it didn't tear".........I said praise GAAAAD coz that would've been an embarrassment and a half, coz a friend of mine on her 21st, yena her mhwehlwe fell and she was so humiliated.

kick-s
25 Nov 2008 10:14

PY you and your boyfriend have cheated on each other so much that you might as well be politicians.

Best-Achiever
25 Nov 2008 10:14

LOL @ maddie ... some mfakaca sent me that song ... some people have nerves yazi

Cody
25 Nov 2008 10:14

This mhlwehlwe thing sounds interesting what is it?

Best-Achiever
25 Nov 2008 10:16

Ok the Lady ...
Sho ..hectic Nons

Nonny
25 Nov 2008 10:16

i heard that if you are not a virgin and you didnt inform the elders, it does tear apart uma sekugidwa.... you are such risk takers kodwa guys... kanti didnt they perform viginity test before umemulo
On my ceremony, they did perform a virginity test and i bribed the mama who tested me and so she confirmed that I was really a virgin, guys I tell u, my parents were so ecstatic, but sometimes I can't help but feel guilty especially when we are watching my umemulo DVD with teh entire family, eish I think I'll tell them the truth when I am atleast 30, when I know 21 is far away, coz manje it's still too fresh.

TheLady
25 Nov 2008 10:18

LOL at the mpelesi's with a mission


Nonny-when you had to gwaza the ground with your spear-weren't you worried that it might fall?
I gwazad mine so hard it was half way in-there was just no way I was gonna b humiliated by a spear when umhlwehlwe was still intact.

I spoke to my aunt (umalumekazi-she my girl) and asked to her to leave the damn umhlwehlwe in bleach if it's not white enough-luckily it was white.

Best-Achiever
25 Nov 2008 10:19

eish I think I'll tell them the truth when I am atleast 30, when I know 21 is far away, coz manje it's still too fresh

hahaha Nonny ... you are such a criminal and this wontchange the fact that you betrayed them ...LOL

awelani
25 Nov 2008 10:19

U r bad Nonny,,i-corruption iyonke indawo mos,

TheLady
25 Nov 2008 10:21

Cody-it's the fatty white 'meat' from a cow-you get to wrap it around you.

Am never telling Nonny ever!! I swear I'll die with it! Even if my sister comes clean-I was a virgin-that's my story am sticking with it.

PY
25 Nov 2008 10:22

PY you and your boyfriend have cheated on each other so much that you might as well be politicians.....LOL.........LOL.........LOL....   @kick-s
This mhlwehlwe thing sounds interesting what is it? I was about to ask the same question Cody...is it like a skirt or an underware?...how does it tear without being teared by a person...yho...the Zulu ancestors are strong hey

LM
25 Nov 2008 10:23

Nice one Kick-S......LMAO@Toxic wena mara eish, o weired yazi...LOL! 

What if the first company that offered me training and gave me a job wasn't this one I'm currently working for....will I still be 'practicing' in what I studied for, because now I'm doing something different?

Toxic
25 Nov 2008 10:24

Awe/Nonny:

let's say you and your partners were going to have a child this year right? Now when u conceive (boy/girl) with your partners, you know there's a baby on the way. What i'm asking is if you don't conceive this year and you conceive next year, would the baby you end up with be the same baby you were going to have if you conceived this year??? If not, where does this 'this year' baby go to?

Bra Bizza
25 Nov 2008 10:24

kick-s
25 Nov 2008 10:25

ok, back to WHAT IF....

Toxic
25 Nov 2008 10:26

This mhlwehlwe thing sounds interesting what is it? 

wanna know too!

LM
25 Nov 2008 10:27

LMAO@ Nonny and TheLady......

Cande
25 Nov 2008 10:28

PY you and your boyfriend have cheated on each other so much that you might as well be politicians

kwa kwa kwa hehehhehehhe

Best-Achiever
25 Nov 2008 10:31

Nonny + The Lady ... what re you going to do then when the groom's family come to pay lobola beacause they need to perfom viginity test so they will know if they can ask for inkomo kamama or not

Best-Achiever
25 Nov 2008 10:31

Nonny + The Lady ... what re you going to do then when the groom's family come to pay lobola beacause they need to perfom viginity test so they will know if they can ask for inkomo kamama or not

Nonny
25 Nov 2008 10:31

Nonny-when you had to gwaza the ground with your spear-weren't you worried that it might fall?
I gwazad mine so hard it was half way in-there was just no way I was gonna b humiliated by a spear when umhlwehlwe was still intact.
hehehehehehe I tell my hlwehlwe co-ordinators took care of everything, so I was busy sinaring *ngisina* and having a good time colllecting all the money, and I even lost count of how many times I pointed the spear to my boyfriend and everytime he came to put money on my head he would say: "Sengikhokhela ikomo yakho engiyidlayo yini?"

Tox, thanks for the bay A, baby B explanation, I get it now.

Am never telling Nonny ever!! I swear I'll die with it! Even if my sister comes clean-I was a virgin-that's my story am sticking with it.
heheheh siyafana mina nawe, how would I look my dad in the eye, sengingamane ngibhekane nalelicala on judgemebnt day, vele I won't be alone...LOL

azHOT
25 Nov 2008 10:33

Toxic and ur baby confusion...hai man. lol

Nonny, wena u decceive abazali, kodwa mngani!!! 

my what if is ,what if pubery and adolescentce had never struck? wuld i be a different person?

TheLady
25 Nov 2008 10:33

I can't explain it properly guys-but when slaughtering a cow-there's the fat between the skin and the meet-that's umhlwehlwe. The elders are suppose to wrap it around your shoulders or they tear enough for you to put in your head.

Some other parts of KZN believe that if it turns brownish in colour you are no longer a virgin (you are not pure anymore, white symbolises that mos). And ke it tears and sometimes it even falls when you there dancing-believe me I have seen it happen a couple of times. 

For my umemulo I was stiffer than uMgobhi coz I didn't want any mistake!

Cody
25 Nov 2008 10:38

Sixple LOL and triple kwaaz!!! to all you madlozi cheaters!!!  i guess desperate times call for desperate measures hey!!!!!  

Nonny all i can say is otsotsi!!! my word girl. You bribe aboMama???? how much did you pay?

TheLady. huu haai sisi o strong you bribe amadlozi????!!!!!!!! triple lol!!!! what happed to your virginity testing? okay the lady i see that thing, is it the one that covers all the insides??


how does it tear without being teared by a person...yho...the Zulu ancestors are strong hey  LOL PY,i am also wondering, but TheLady told the ancestors where to get off cause her mhlwehlwe was not going to fall!! she was a virgin for that day period!! he he he!!!

Nonny
25 Nov 2008 10:38

Nonny + The Lady ... what re you going to do then when the groom's family come to pay lobola beacause they need to perfom viginity test so they will know if they can ask for inkomo kamama or not
I don't plan to get married, and besides, my parents know I am sexually active now, but they still have pride in knowing that at 21 I was still a virgin though. So they won't ask for 1st hand lobolla, they will ask for a second hand price for their daughter...LOL

TheLady
25 Nov 2008 10:39

BA-Men nowadays are very understanding..I'll just say 'babes youknow my situation mos-pay 11 cows...am worth it' and then he sorts out his uncles athi he is the one who did it...anyway bake balibonaphi bona ivirgin lilotshololwa? (where have they seen or heard of lobola being paid for a virgin?)

Nonny
25 Nov 2008 10:42

For my umemulo I was stiffer than uMgobhi coz I didn't want any mistake!
hahahha mina I didn't wanna give anything away, so I was verty active and not stiff.

I can't explain it properly guys-but when slaughtering a cow-there's the fat between the skin and the meet-that's umhlwehlwe
Perfect explanation, that is umhlwehlwe guys and then u have to wear it around ur neck while u dance and collect money for being a good gal till 21.

Nonny all i can say is otsotsi!!! my word girl. You bribe aboMama???? how much did you pay?
I am embarrased to even say how much, but okusalayo it was a good fee.

LOL PY,i am also wondering, but TheLady told the ancestors where to get off cause her mhlwehlwe was not going to fall!! she was a virgin for that day period!! he he he!!!
kwa kwa kwa kwa

Cody
25 Nov 2008 10:42

@ kicks ok, back to WHAT IF....


Tox: you are hectic, that is a big what if indeed!!!!!!!!!


What if Nonny and the Lady didnt tell us about their memulo?? would we have known that they are memulo cheaters?? what if other people want to know about mhlwehlwe? what if memulo for us basotho's is interesting??? what if yeh?? what if?????

MaMchunu
25 Nov 2008 10:44

What if my dad had not died when I was 7 years old, what kind of person would I be? 

What if my little brother was not born disabled, would I even have a sibling?

What if my mom hadnt given up on me, would she be proud of my achievements then? 

What if my mom and I actually got along, would she not resent me for missing my dad?

What if I didnt need my dad now more than ever?

What if...what if...what if???

nice
25 Nov 2008 10:44

off topic,

@nonny, BA and The lady, if you dont mind. Will you please write a blog about umemulo and how it is done. i have always wanted to know for my own curiousity and Egoli they do too many shortcuts, and the only thing I am sure of is the money part on the head. please gals

Sorry kicks:-(

Best-Achiever
25 Nov 2008 10:46

Nonny + The Lady i give up ...hhayi nina guys you are something else... dont thing i can be able to lie and hold it together like you ... and beside my mother is Swati so there is no way you can rob a Swati woman when it comes to seeing if you re still a virgin or not ... she can tell without testing you...

anyway bake balibonaphi bona ivirgin lilotshololwa?
There are still there dear ... my sister was a virgin when she got married, her mother-in-law was the one who washed the sheets they used on the night after the wedding with blood stains in it.

Nonny
25 Nov 2008 10:47

BA-Men nowadays are very understanding..I'll just say 'babes youknow my situation mos-pay 11 cows...am worth it' and
But if I get married to my current BF, he has agreed that he will lobolla me like a virgin, and then I can repay him the extra cows on the side coz I'm worth it.

belz
25 Nov 2008 10:47

LOL!!!! Tox!!!
LOL!!! @ the non-virgins.

belz
25 Nov 2008 10:49

then I can repay him the extra cows on the side coz I'm worth it.> hahahahahahaha

Best-Achiever
25 Nov 2008 10:52

he has agreed that he will lobolla me like a virgin, and then I can repay him the extra cows on the side coz I'm worth it ..LOL LOL

Nonny ... you are walking alone my dear(in Bee's voice)

Cody
25 Nov 2008 10:53

For my umemulo I was stiffer than uMgobhi coz I didn't want any mistake! triple lol TheLady!!! kwa kwa kwa!!!

TheLady
25 Nov 2008 10:56

Nice no promises there dear-but i will do the research, coz different parts of KZN do it differently (slight difference).

I have heard of a surgery (it's expensive though) where the saw  (thunga) the hymen back!! A friend ofmine (she's Muslim) had it...and she bled on the first night with hubby. 

I spoke to my ex (first bf) told him I want that damn cow, but my man said he doesn't want it and he can pay all 11 cows.

your what ifs MaMchunu are making me sad. Hang in there girl! 

TheLady
25 Nov 2008 10:58

eish apologies kick-s-here goes

what if Nonny had not said anything about umemulo? LOL

Strolicious
25 Nov 2008 10:58

what if i dont go to my man 's year end party on saturday....wld he dump me?,i really wanna be with yal mabloggers....

Nonny and Thelady.....niyi zikhokho

sexyd
25 Nov 2008 10:58

eish lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!! @ stories abt umhlwehlwe

Nonny
25 Nov 2008 11:03

MaMchunu, what if u decided that as of today you u will have a more positive attituide and remember that everything happens for a reason.

kick-s
25 Nov 2008 09:21

hahaha, nice one nice.

Gqah
25 Nov 2008 11:03

What if:

My parents are still alive.

i was fired the by SA Navy

I became an actress as i wished when i was in school

I agree to sleep with that guy so that i can get a director post

I did not came back to work at Ulundi, my home town

Cody
25 Nov 2008 11:05

I spoke to my ex (first bf) told him I want that damn cow, but my man said he doesn't want it and he can pay all 11 cows. 

@ the lady.What if i was wondering whether zulu's give livestock as lobola or money? what if i was wondering how much 11 cows cost nowadays, as i had to pay something like R7000 when had my mokete for at my house???? what if i think eleven cows are too much??? what if??? hell yeh what if??

monchooza
25 Nov 2008 11:11

Bathong...things you girls do...my sister is turning 21 in 2010 so we have to do umemulo....eish and that girl is very clever maybe naye she will bribe abomama abazomthesta....as for me i promised her a car....so i guess before i get that car i will take her to a doctor...just so that ngibe ne shoo

kick-s
25 Nov 2008 09:25

What if it rains on Saturday?

Nonny
25 Nov 2008 11:12

what if Nonny had not said anything about umemulo? LOL
LOL I should've just kept my big mouth shut, coz now everyone is curious abt umhwehlwe and amalobolla.

Nonny and Thelady.....niyi zikhokho 
I know Stroh, but isiZulu sithi: "Akukho qili elazikhotha emhlane"

Miss K
25 Nov 2008 11:14

What if Mr T. was still alive, would i be married with babies now?
What if i didnt leave my job kwa Govt, would i be a manager now?

TheLady
25 Nov 2008 11:15

Codzzz..some still do-especially those staying in farms...My cousin lobolad with livestock.

It's all about negotiating-if your man sends really good people they'd pay a reasonable price-if they are slow..then i feel sorry for your man. The cows are not the same price-the most expensive is the mother's cow (you being a virgin...eish) followed by your daddy's cow..the 9th cow is cheaper than the two and then ke from that point every cow is +- a third less then the one before it...(eg 8th cow is R3000, 7th cow would most probably be R2750 and so forth). The standard amount for most people is usually around R25000 (It differs from family to family)

What if I was I wondering what a mokete is?

Nonny
25 Nov 2008 11:17

Bathong...things you girls do...my sister is turning 21 in 2010 so we have to do umemulo....eish and that girl is very clever maybe naye she will bribe abomama abazomthesta....as for me i promised her a car....so i guess before i get that car i will take her to a doctor...just so that ngibe ne shoo
hahah don't be like that Monchy, nawe uyawadla amantombazane, so naye usisi wakho kumele adliwe...LOL

what if i think eleven cows are too much??? what if??? hell yeh what if??
What if I said, I actually think 11 cows are too little?,,,,,,tl tl tl tl, just kidding, I know what u mean coz izinkomo ziyabiza manje. Mina my dad is the type that wants Live stock, so that is worse, u can't get a decent cow for R6 000, it ha to b 7-8 grand.

PY
25 Nov 2008 11:20

OK! umhlwehlwe.....in Xhosa its called...umhlehlo...
What if i never googled  SATV (to found out whats up on TV, unaware that there was TVSA site)....would i be chating on TVSA today.....

Cody
25 Nov 2008 11:22

what if i wanted to say ohhh i understand now TheLady???

What if what you are saying is becoming more interesting?? what if i want to ask more question but am afraid of kicks??

what if i told you mokete is a feast? what if that is the right answer??

what if i cant stop LMAOing at the umemolo cheaters??

what if there was a blog saying OFF TOPIC continuation of memulo TOPIC????

what if i was about to say buha ha ha ha again???? what if stru? what if???

carino
25 Nov 2008 09:30

What if my mom had not smiled at my dad... would papa have asked her out? would they have made me?

TheLady
25 Nov 2008 11:27

What if I wanna know what kind of a feast is mokete?

What if there was a blog where we taught each other our cultures?


What if after reading  Nonny's 'akukho qili lazikhotha emhlane' am feeling guilty for the first time?

Nonny
25 Nov 2008 11:29

what if there was a blog saying OFF TOPIC continuation of memulo TOPIC????
hahahahah what if I were to say: "Cody, get over this memulo business or open that blog u are talking abt?"

what if i cant stop LMAOing at the umemolo cheaters?? 
What if I were to say I am thankful I brought teh subject up, coz now I feel less guilty knowing I am not the only cheater?

awelani
25 Nov 2008 09:31

What if Hubby locks me in on saturday so that i cant go to the get2geda? :(

LOL @ Nice, but..

Kicks, please dont say dat, it cant rain, no wayz....

Nonny
25 Nov 2008 09:31

Nice one kick-s, short and straight to the point, just the way I like it.

What if i had held on and continued with my Private Pilot's Licence training?
Please carry on with this training, ure already in teh industry so I have no idea what is stopping u. 

Mina I have a million what if's? 
My latest and most daunting what if, what if things don’t work out the way I expect them to abroad and then I have to come back to my family to hear them say: “we told you to stay, but u decided to leave a secure job for uncertainty”

awelani
25 Nov 2008 09:32

meant: LOL @ Nice, but.. True

Nonny
25 Nov 2008 11:35

What if after reading Nonny's 'akukho qili lazikhotha emhlane' am feeling guilty for the first time?
What if I told u that feeling guilty won't get u anywhere coz the damage is done?

dali
25 Nov 2008 11:38

what if i never registered on TVSA??????????? 

what would i be doing now mmmmmmmmmm nothing!!!!!!!!!!!!

TVSA ROCKS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Zah000
25 Nov 2008 11:39

@ Nonny: Sengikhokhela le nkomo yakho engiyidlayo yini? ha ha ha ha hahaaa
This just killed me!!!!!

Gqah: Kuphi noLundi??

Nonny
25 Nov 2008 09:34

What if it rains on Saturday?
kwa kwa kwa, inkulu indaba nomgqibelo.

What if my parents knew that when they did umemulo wami, I was not a virgin.

Cody
25 Nov 2008 11:39

@ TheLady
What if I wanna know what kind of a feast is mokete?

What if i told you mokete is any kind of feast, be it ancestoral or party?what if it is mostly ancestoral.

What if there was a blog where we taught each other our cultures? 
 what if i said hell yeh????

@ Nons
hahahahah what if I were to say: "Cody, get over this memulo business or open that blog u are talking abt?"

what if the person who has started the OFF-TOPIC blog trends would make one??? what if there was once a blog of  Off-Topic ezamasiko noma yini???? what if we all moved there?? what if i think that blog is too full??

 what if i said no-offence Kicks????

Nonny
25 Nov 2008 09:36

What if Adam & Eve didn't deceive God in the garden of Eden, would we be really living lavida loca? Eish mara, these two dumbasses, really spoit it fo us.

cleve
25 Nov 2008 11:44

What if i said I was not enjoying reading your responses? But I am.

Nonny
25 Nov 2008 11:46

what if the person who has started the OFF-TOPIC blog trends would make one??? what if there was once a blog of Off-Topic ezamasiko noma yini???? what if we all moved there?? what if i think that blog is too full??
hahahah Cody, what I said u are lazy and passing the buck? why don't u open an Off-Topic Ezomemulo namasiko blog?

sowayto_gal
25 Nov 2008 09:39

what if Khanyisile mbau didnt stop eating, would she still be skin and bones......

what if JZ wasnt Zulu, would he be this popular.....

what if i told my landlady to kick ma a#s, lol....

Nonny
25 Nov 2008 11:48

What if kick-S replied to her article, so that she could tell us where to get off if she doesn't like the angle it has taken?

Mzozy
25 Nov 2008 11:49

What if I had never met my boyfriend would I be with someone else or lonely?  and what would that person be like?  Was he gonna accept me as I am or was he gonna complain about my weight all the times?

thsere
25 Nov 2008 09:40

What if i was Mustepe's Patrice Mustepe Daughter ? What if i waz stil  a virgin , bengizokwazi kanjani ukuthi kumnandi ukudavaza ?

Best-Achiever
25 Nov 2008 09:40

what if things don’t work out the way I expect them to abroad

Nonny .. you also have overseas offer ... im so sceptical about accepting mine and time is running out on me .... my what if on thatone has nothing to do with my family but with myself ....i justcant come make up my mind if i'll be doing the right thing for taking it or not....and everyone tells me it is my call to make.

Nonny What if ..we are going to the same company, there and we wont even realise that we knew each other?

tha - bang
25 Nov 2008 12:06

lol u guys are hilarious

mabhebheza
25 Nov 2008 12:07

What if my mom was still alive?

What if i never met sum of the bloggers ?

What if i didnt have a complicated lifestyle?

Sbam
25 Nov 2008 12:15

what if the person who has started the OFF-TOPIC blog trends would make one??? what if there was once a blog of Off-Topic ezamasiko noma yini???? what if we all moved there?? what if i think that blog is too full??
As a person who is planning 2 b a mada 2 zulu kids, this is very informative 4 me, sori, but thanx 4 de off-topic.
hmm but i'm thinking what if i cancel all my plans 2 become ngwetsi(makoti) ya kozulung, coz u guys hve sooo many things [exchanging of gifts(maba), i think and now memulo] neee, cost of leaving peeps!!!!

phyzo
25 Nov 2008 12:15

What if mabhebeza never lost hlohlimpi?

kick-s
25 Nov 2008 09:45

What if they never invented condoms?

phyzo
25 Nov 2008 12:15

What if mabhebeza never lost hlohlimpi?

Nonny
25 Nov 2008 09:45

what if JZ wasnt Zulu, would he be this popular.....
hehehehhe I also always ask myself the same question, coz I get so ticket off when people make comments like: "JZ must be president, coz sikhathele ukuphwathwa ngama Xhosa".........I mean WTF??? 

Nonny What if ..we are going to the same company, there and we wont even realise that we knew each other?
And it's a small world my friend. But don't worry when I leave, I will write an exit blog a tvsa. 

Nonny
25 Nov 2008 09:46

What if they never invented condoms?
It would be skoon waya waya and people dying like flies left, right & center!!!

libra
25 Nov 2008 12:24

what if my being tired and a bit naseua(SP) is a sign of being preggies what if its a false alarm all over again so i wont buy home tests and consult until its obvious.

kick-s
25 Nov 2008 09:46

What if Obama were a white man, would he have won?

Toxic
25 Nov 2008 09:46

Where do all those unborn babies hang out? Like if you were going to be pregnant with A but fell pregnant with B, where is this baby u were gon make with A? 

Like, if i was to fall pregnant this year with guy A and it only happens next year, would i still give birth to the baby i was gon give birth to this year if the conception had happened?

i know that's not a what if but i can't stop thinking about this!

mabhebheza
25 Nov 2008 12:30

*kwek*

Nonny
25 Nov 2008 09:49

What if Obama were a white man, would he have won?
yes he would've.

Where do all those unborn babies hang out? Like if you were going to be pregnant with A but fell pregnant with B, where is this baby u were gon make with A? 
Baby Nonny is confused!!!!

Cande
25 Nov 2008 09:50

he he he Toxic, LOL

TheLady
25 Nov 2008 12:33

What if I told you I wished for a baby badly too Libra?

Nonny
25 Nov 2008 09:51

What if South Africa didn't have the history of Apartheid?

kick-s
25 Nov 2008 12:35

To all the memulo people...WHAT IF i followed my name and kicked your a$$eS

TheLady
25 Nov 2008 09:52

"What if my parents knew that when they did umemulo wami, I was not a virgin."

I feel you Nons

TheLady
25 Nov 2008 12:37

what if we apologised?

cuz-cuz
25 Nov 2008 12:39

what if i had studied what i wanted instead of letting my mom decide for me?

anyway dat would have never happened , she even escourted me to registration to make sure i register her degree .  eish

Cody
25 Nov 2008 12:39

To all the memulo people...WHAT IF i followed my name and kicked your a$$eS

buha ha ha ha!! what if i told you i took the topic to Nonny's off topic articles and suddenly all the zulu's are not replying?

Best-Achiever
25 Nov 2008 09:55

What if my parents knew that when they did umemulo wami, I was not a virgin."

Nonny + The Lady ... didnt umhlwehlwe tear apart because of this(not being a virgin)?

What if my boss find out that the i wont be going out for lunch but will be attending a meeting withmy client?

TheLady
25 Nov 2008 12:41

what if I said am coming Codzzzzz?

Toxic
25 Nov 2008 09:56

What if English wasn't a universal language? What language would we be communicating in on TVSA?

Cody
25 Nov 2008 12:43

@ TheLady what if I said am coming Codzzzzz? what if i said follow me???????

Nonny
25 Nov 2008 12:48

To all the memulo people...WHAT IF i followed my name and kicked your a$$eS
heheheheheh what if I said I knew kick-s was gonna wanna kick our a$$es for real. So ke we respect u gal, no more memulo talk, hear that Cody & TheLady, no more!!!!

Nonny
25 Nov 2008 12:51

buha ha ha ha!! what if i told you i took the topic to Nonny's off topic articles and suddenly all the zulu's are not replying?
hehehe what if I told u I am there but just being a silent blogger?....kwa kwa kwa, ok that's a lie.

thsere
25 Nov 2008 09:58

What if there waz no AIDS wouldnt be nice?

GML
25 Nov 2008 10:01

What if I let my friend have my man, would I be engaged to someone else or would I have found someone like him??????

TheLady
25 Nov 2008 10:02

BA...nope it did not and I did everything by the book (jumped over the fire etc)

Sbam
25 Nov 2008 10:06

What if we were all millionairs, would we even care about each ada!! hmm

PY
25 Nov 2008 10:06

What if i never kissed that guy from the first place would i be cheating on my boyfriend now...
what if my boyfriend never cheated on me from the first place...would i be... not feeling guilty for cheating on him

awelani
25 Nov 2008 10:06

Where do all those unborn babies hang out? Like if you were going to be pregnant with A but fell pregnant with B, where is this baby u were gon make with A?
Baby Nonny is confused!! Um also confused..Tox, what r y saying?

Best-Achiever
25 Nov 2008 10:07

BA...nope it did not and I did everything by the book (jumped over the fire etc)

i heard that if you are not a virgin and you didnt inform the elders, it does tear apart uma sekugidwa.... you are such risk takers kodwa guys... kanti didnt they perform viginity test before umemulo

maddie
25 Nov 2008 10:08

I ran into a friend of yours the other day
And I asked her how you've been
She said my girl is fine; just bought a house, got a job, real good man
I told her I was glad for you; that's wonderful
But does she ever ask `bout me?
She said she's happy with her life right now
Let her go, let her be
And I told myself I would, but something in my heart just would not let you go
I just wanna know

[Chorus:]
What if we were wrong about each other?
What if you were really made for me?
What if we was `sposed to be together?
Would that not mean anything?
What if that was `sposed to be my house that you go home to every day?
How can you be sure that things are better?
If you can't be sure your heart is still here with me
Still wanting me

kick-s
25 Nov 2008 10:09

What if there were no different races in the world, just one race?

TheLady
25 Nov 2008 10:12

yho BA I wouldn't have been able to live with the disappointment my mom would have felt. And worse BF was there too...

My sister was also no longer a virgin-she didn't tell and her mhlwehlwe was fine too.

Nonny
25 Nov 2008 10:12

Nonny + The Lady ... didnt umhlwehlwe tear apart because of this(not being a virgin)?

hahahahaa, don't even go there BA, well u see the thing is, I was almost not so lucky that on day the weather was 32 dgrees, it was as hott as hell. But fortiunately for me I had two of impelesi's *right hand ladies*.......they were so good, coz I had a meeting with them in advance and I said: "Galfriends, ya'll know this mhwehlwe can tear coz I've been davazad more than once already but u will not allow that, u two are going to be my "mhlwehlwe co-oirdinators", so everytime they saw a little crack, they would come to me and we would re-position the mwhlwehlwe ann so it didn't tear".........I said praise GAAAAD coz that would've been an embarrassment and a half, coz a friend of mine on her 21st, yena her mhwehlwe fell and she was so humiliated.

kick-s
25 Nov 2008 10:14

PY you and your boyfriend have cheated on each other so much that you might as well be politicians.

Best-Achiever
25 Nov 2008 10:14

LOL @ maddie ... some mfakaca sent me that song ... some people have nerves yazi

Cody
25 Nov 2008 10:14

This mhlwehlwe thing sounds interesting what is it?

Best-Achiever
25 Nov 2008 10:16

Ok the Lady ...
Sho ..hectic Nons

Nonny
25 Nov 2008 10:16

i heard that if you are not a virgin and you didnt inform the elders, it does tear apart uma sekugidwa.... you are such risk takers kodwa guys... kanti didnt they perform viginity test before umemulo
On my ceremony, they did perform a virginity test and i bribed the mama who tested me and so she confirmed that I was really a virgin, guys I tell u, my parents were so ecstatic, but sometimes I can't help but feel guilty especially when we are watching my umemulo DVD with teh entire family, eish I think I'll tell them the truth when I am atleast 30, when I know 21 is far away, coz manje it's still too fresh.

TheLady
25 Nov 2008 10:18

LOL at the mpelesi's with a mission


Nonny-when you had to gwaza the ground with your spear-weren't you worried that it might fall?
I gwazad mine so hard it was half way in-there was just no way I was gonna b humiliated by a spear when umhlwehlwe was still intact.

I spoke to my aunt (umalumekazi-she my girl) and asked to her to leave the damn umhlwehlwe in bleach if it's not white enough-luckily it was white.

Best-Achiever
25 Nov 2008 10:19

eish I think I'll tell them the truth when I am atleast 30, when I know 21 is far away, coz manje it's still too fresh

hahaha Nonny ... you are such a criminal and this wontchange the fact that you betrayed them ...LOL

awelani
25 Nov 2008 10:19

U r bad Nonny,,i-corruption iyonke indawo mos,

TheLady
25 Nov 2008 10:21

Cody-it's the fatty white 'meat' from a cow-you get to wrap it around you.

Am never telling Nonny ever!! I swear I'll die with it! Even if my sister comes clean-I was a virgin-that's my story am sticking with it.

PY
25 Nov 2008 10:22

PY you and your boyfriend have cheated on each other so much that you might as well be politicians.....LOL.........LOL.........LOL....   @kick-s
This mhlwehlwe thing sounds interesting what is it? I was about to ask the same question Cody...is it like a skirt or an underware?...how does it tear without being teared by a person...yho...the Zulu ancestors are strong hey

LM
25 Nov 2008 10:23

Nice one Kick-S......LMAO@Toxic wena mara eish, o weired yazi...LOL! 

What if the first company that offered me training and gave me a job wasn't this one I'm currently working for....will I still be 'practicing' in what I studied for, because now I'm doing something different?

Toxic
25 Nov 2008 10:24

Awe/Nonny:

let's say you and your partners were going to have a child this year right? Now when u conceive (boy/girl) with your partners, you know there's a baby on the way. What i'm asking is if you don't conceive this year and you conceive next year, would the baby you end up with be the same baby you were going to have if you conceived this year??? If not, where does this 'this year' baby go to?

Bra Bizza
25 Nov 2008 10:24

kick-s
25 Nov 2008 10:25

ok, back to WHAT IF....

Toxic
25 Nov 2008 10:26

This mhlwehlwe thing sounds interesting what is it? 

wanna know too!

LM
25 Nov 2008 10:27

LMAO@ Nonny and TheLady......

Cande
25 Nov 2008 10:28

PY you and your boyfriend have cheated on each other so much that you might as well be politicians

kwa kwa kwa hehehhehehhe

Best-Achiever
25 Nov 2008 10:31

Nonny + The Lady ... what re you going to do then when the groom's family come to pay lobola beacause they need to perfom viginity test so they will know if they can ask for inkomo kamama or not

Best-Achiever
25 Nov 2008 10:31

Nonny + The Lady ... what re you going to do then when the groom's family come to pay lobola beacause they need to perfom viginity test so they will know if they can ask for inkomo kamama or not

Nonny
25 Nov 2008 10:31

Nonny-when you had to gwaza the ground with your spear-weren't you worried that it might fall?
I gwazad mine so hard it was half way in-there was just no way I was gonna b humiliated by a spear when umhlwehlwe was still intact.
hehehehehehe I tell my hlwehlwe co-ordinators took care of everything, so I was busy sinaring *ngisina* and having a good time colllecting all the money, and I even lost count of how many times I pointed the spear to my boyfriend and everytime he came to put money on my head he would say: "Sengikhokhela ikomo yakho engiyidlayo yini?"

Tox, thanks for the bay A, baby B explanation, I get it now.

Am never telling Nonny ever!! I swear I'll die with it! Even if my sister comes clean-I was a virgin-that's my story am sticking with it.
heheheh siyafana mina nawe, how would I look my dad in the eye, sengingamane ngibhekane nalelicala on judgemebnt day, vele I won't be alone...LOL

azHOT
25 Nov 2008 10:33

Toxic and ur baby confusion...hai man. lol

Nonny, wena u decceive abazali, kodwa mngani!!! 

my what if is ,what if pubery and adolescentce had never struck? wuld i be a different person?

TheLady
25 Nov 2008 10:33

I can't explain it properly guys-but when slaughtering a cow-there's the fat between the skin and the meet-that's umhlwehlwe. The elders are suppose to wrap it around your shoulders or they tear enough for you to put in your head.

Some other parts of KZN believe that if it turns brownish in colour you are no longer a virgin (you are not pure anymore, white symbolises that mos). And ke it tears and sometimes it even falls when you there dancing-believe me I have seen it happen a couple of times. 

For my umemulo I was stiffer than uMgobhi coz I didn't want any mistake!

Cody
25 Nov 2008 10:38

Sixple LOL and triple kwaaz!!! to all you madlozi cheaters!!!  i guess desperate times call for desperate measures hey!!!!!  

Nonny all i can say is otsotsi!!! my word girl. You bribe aboMama???? how much did you pay?

TheLady. huu haai sisi o strong you bribe amadlozi????!!!!!!!! triple lol!!!! what happed to your virginity testing? okay the lady i see that thing, is it the one that covers all the insides??


how does it tear without being teared by a person...yho...the Zulu ancestors are strong hey  LOL PY,i am also wondering, but TheLady told the ancestors where to get off cause her mhlwehlwe was not going to fall!! she was a virgin for that day period!! he he he!!!

Nonny
25 Nov 2008 10:38

Nonny + The Lady ... what re you going to do then when the groom's family come to pay lobola beacause they need to perfom viginity test so they will know if they can ask for inkomo kamama or not
I don't plan to get married, and besides, my parents know I am sexually active now, but they still have pride in knowing that at 21 I was still a virgin though. So they won't ask for 1st hand lobolla, they will ask for a second hand price for their daughter...LOL

TheLady
25 Nov 2008 10:39

BA-Men nowadays are very understanding..I'll just say 'babes youknow my situation mos-pay 11 cows...am worth it' and then he sorts out his uncles athi he is the one who did it...anyway bake balibonaphi bona ivirgin lilotshololwa? (where have they seen or heard of lobola being paid for a virgin?)

Nonny
25 Nov 2008 10:42

For my umemulo I was stiffer than uMgobhi coz I didn't want any mistake!
hahahha mina I didn't wanna give anything away, so I was verty active and not stiff.

I can't explain it properly guys-but when slaughtering a cow-there's the fat between the skin and the meet-that's umhlwehlwe
Perfect explanation, that is umhlwehlwe guys and then u have to wear it around ur neck while u dance and collect money for being a good gal till 21.

Nonny all i can say is otsotsi!!! my word girl. You bribe aboMama???? how much did you pay?
I am embarrased to even say how much, but okusalayo it was a good fee.

LOL PY,i am also wondering, but TheLady told the ancestors where to get off cause her mhlwehlwe was not going to fall!! she was a virgin for that day period!! he he he!!!
kwa kwa kwa kwa

Cody
25 Nov 2008 10:42

@ kicks ok, back to WHAT IF....


Tox: you are hectic, that is a big what if indeed!!!!!!!!!


What if Nonny and the Lady didnt tell us about their memulo?? would we have known that they are memulo cheaters?? what if other people want to know about mhlwehlwe? what if memulo for us basotho's is interesting??? what if yeh?? what if?????

MaMchunu
25 Nov 2008 10:44

What if my dad had not died when I was 7 years old, what kind of person would I be? 

What if my little brother was not born disabled, would I even have a sibling?

What if my mom hadnt given up on me, would she be proud of my achievements then? 

What if my mom and I actually got along, would she not resent me for missing my dad?

What if I didnt need my dad now more than ever?

What if...what if...what if???

nice
25 Nov 2008 10:44

off topic,

@nonny, BA and The lady, if you dont mind. Will you please write a blog about umemulo and how it is done. i have always wanted to know for my own curiousity and Egoli they do too many shortcuts, and the only thing I am sure of is the money part on the head. please gals

Sorry kicks:-(

Best-Achiever
25 Nov 2008 10:46

Nonny + The Lady i give up ...hhayi nina guys you are something else... dont thing i can be able to lie and hold it together like you ... and beside my mother is Swati so there is no way you can rob a Swati woman when it comes to seeing if you re still a virgin or not ... she can tell without testing you...

anyway bake balibonaphi bona ivirgin lilotshololwa?
There are still there dear ... my sister was a virgin when she got married, her mother-in-law was the one who washed the sheets they used on the night after the wedding with blood stains in it.

Nonny
25 Nov 2008 10:47

BA-Men nowadays are very understanding..I'll just say 'babes youknow my situation mos-pay 11 cows...am worth it' and
But if I get married to my current BF, he has agreed that he will lobolla me like a virgin, and then I can repay him the extra cows on the side coz I'm worth it.

belz
25 Nov 2008 10:47

LOL!!!! Tox!!!
LOL!!! @ the non-virgins.

belz
25 Nov 2008 10:49

then I can repay him the extra cows on the side coz I'm worth it.> hahahahahahaha

Best-Achiever
25 Nov 2008 10:52

he has agreed that he will lobolla me like a virgin, and then I can repay him the extra cows on the side coz I'm worth it ..LOL LOL

Nonny ... you are walking alone my dear(in Bee's voice)

Cody
25 Nov 2008 10:53

For my umemulo I was stiffer than uMgobhi coz I didn't want any mistake! triple lol TheLady!!! kwa kwa kwa!!!

TheLady
25 Nov 2008 10:56

Nice no promises there dear-but i will do the research, coz different parts of KZN do it differently (slight difference).

I have heard of a surgery (it's expensive though) where the saw  (thunga) the hymen back!! A friend ofmine (she's Muslim) had it...and she bled on the first night with hubby. 

I spoke to my ex (first bf) told him I want that damn cow, but my man said he doesn't want it and he can pay all 11 cows.

your what ifs MaMchunu are making me sad. Hang in there girl! 

TheLady
25 Nov 2008 10:58

eish apologies kick-s-here goes

what if Nonny had not said anything about umemulo? LOL

Strolicious
25 Nov 2008 10:58

what if i dont go to my man 's year end party on saturday....wld he dump me?,i really wanna be with yal mabloggers....

Nonny and Thelady.....niyi zikhokho

sexyd
25 Nov 2008 10:58

eish lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!! @ stories abt umhlwehlwe

Nonny
25 Nov 2008 11:03

MaMchunu, what if u decided that as of today you u will have a more positive attituide and remember that everything happens for a reason.

Gqah
25 Nov 2008 11:03

What if:

My parents are still alive.

i was fired the by SA Navy

I became an actress as i wished when i was in school

I agree to sleep with that guy so that i can get a director post

I did not came back to work at Ulundi, my home town

Cody
25 Nov 2008 11:05

I spoke to my ex (first bf) told him I want that damn cow, but my man said he doesn't want it and he can pay all 11 cows. 

@ the lady.What if i was wondering whether zulu's give livestock as lobola or money? what if i was wondering how much 11 cows cost nowadays, as i had to pay something like R7000 when had my mokete for at my house???? what if i think eleven cows are too much??? what if??? hell yeh what if??

monchooza
25 Nov 2008 11:11

Bathong...things you girls do...my sister is turning 21 in 2010 so we have to do umemulo....eish and that girl is very clever maybe naye she will bribe abomama abazomthesta....as for me i promised her a car....so i guess before i get that car i will take her to a doctor...just so that ngibe ne shoo

Nonny
25 Nov 2008 11:12

what if Nonny had not said anything about umemulo? LOL
LOL I should've just kept my big mouth shut, coz now everyone is curious abt umhwehlwe and amalobolla.

Nonny and Thelady.....niyi zikhokho 
I know Stroh, but isiZulu sithi: "Akukho qili elazikhotha emhlane"

Miss K
25 Nov 2008 11:14

What if Mr T. was still alive, would i be married with babies now?
What if i didnt leave my job kwa Govt, would i be a manager now?

TheLady
25 Nov 2008 11:15

Codzzz..some still do-especially those staying in farms...My cousin lobolad with livestock.

It's all about negotiating-if your man sends really good people they'd pay a reasonable price-if they are slow..then i feel sorry for your man. The cows are not the same price-the most expensive is the mother's cow (you being a virgin...eish) followed by your daddy's cow..the 9th cow is cheaper than the two and then ke from that point every cow is +- a third less then the one before it...(eg 8th cow is R3000, 7th cow would most probably be R2750 and so forth). The standard amount for most people is usually around R25000 (It differs from family to family)

What if I was I wondering what a mokete is?

Nonny
25 Nov 2008 11:17

Bathong...things you girls do...my sister is turning 21 in 2010 so we have to do umemulo....eish and that girl is very clever maybe naye she will bribe abomama abazomthesta....as for me i promised her a car....so i guess before i get that car i will take her to a doctor...just so that ngibe ne shoo
hahah don't be like that Monchy, nawe uyawadla amantombazane, so naye usisi wakho kumele adliwe...LOL

what if i think eleven cows are too much??? what if??? hell yeh what if??
What if I said, I actually think 11 cows are too little?,,,,,,tl tl tl tl, just kidding, I know what u mean coz izinkomo ziyabiza manje. Mina my dad is the type that wants Live stock, so that is worse, u can't get a decent cow for R6 000, it ha to b 7-8 grand.

PY
25 Nov 2008 11:20

OK! umhlwehlwe.....in Xhosa its called...umhlehlo...
What if i never googled  SATV (to found out whats up on TV, unaware that there was TVSA site)....would i be chating on TVSA today.....

Cody
25 Nov 2008 11:22

what if i wanted to say ohhh i understand now TheLady???

What if what you are saying is becoming more interesting?? what if i want to ask more question but am afraid of kicks??

what if i told you mokete is a feast? what if that is the right answer??

what if i cant stop LMAOing at the umemolo cheaters??

what if there was a blog saying OFF TOPIC continuation of memulo TOPIC????

what if i was about to say buha ha ha ha again???? what if stru? what if???

TheLady
25 Nov 2008 11:27

What if I wanna know what kind of a feast is mokete?

What if there was a blog where we taught each other our cultures?


What if after reading  Nonny's 'akukho qili lazikhotha emhlane' am feeling guilty for the first time?

Nonny
25 Nov 2008 11:29

what if there was a blog saying OFF TOPIC continuation of memulo TOPIC????
hahahahah what if I were to say: "Cody, get over this memulo business or open that blog u are talking abt?"

what if i cant stop LMAOing at the umemolo cheaters?? 
What if I were to say I am thankful I brought teh subject up, coz now I feel less guilty knowing I am not the only cheater?

Nonny
25 Nov 2008 11:35

What if after reading Nonny's 'akukho qili lazikhotha emhlane' am feeling guilty for the first time?
What if I told u that feeling guilty won't get u anywhere coz the damage is done?

dali
25 Nov 2008 11:38

what if i never registered on TVSA??????????? 

what would i be doing now mmmmmmmmmm nothing!!!!!!!!!!!!

TVSA ROCKS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Zah000
25 Nov 2008 11:39

@ Nonny: Sengikhokhela le nkomo yakho engiyidlayo yini? ha ha ha ha hahaaa
This just killed me!!!!!

Gqah: Kuphi noLundi??

Cody
25 Nov 2008 11:39

@ TheLady
What if I wanna know what kind of a feast is mokete?

What if i told you mokete is any kind of feast, be it ancestoral or party?what if it is mostly ancestoral.

What if there was a blog where we taught each other our cultures? 
 what if i said hell yeh????

@ Nons
hahahahah what if I were to say: "Cody, get over this memulo business or open that blog u are talking abt?"

what if the person who has started the OFF-TOPIC blog trends would make one??? what if there was once a blog of  Off-Topic ezamasiko noma yini???? what if we all moved there?? what if i think that blog is too full??

 what if i said no-offence Kicks????

cleve
25 Nov 2008 11:44

What if i said I was not enjoying reading your responses? But I am.

Nonny
25 Nov 2008 11:46

what if the person who has started the OFF-TOPIC blog trends would make one??? what if there was once a blog of Off-Topic ezamasiko noma yini???? what if we all moved there?? what if i think that blog is too full??
hahahah Cody, what I said u are lazy and passing the buck? why don't u open an Off-Topic Ezomemulo namasiko blog?

Nonny
25 Nov 2008 11:48

What if kick-S replied to her article, so that she could tell us where to get off if she doesn't like the angle it has taken?

Mzozy
25 Nov 2008 11:49

What if I had never met my boyfriend would I be with someone else or lonely?  and what would that person be like?  Was he gonna accept me as I am or was he gonna complain about my weight all the times?

tha - bang
25 Nov 2008 12:06

lol u guys are hilarious

mabhebheza
25 Nov 2008 12:07

What if my mom was still alive?

What if i never met sum of the bloggers ?

What if i didnt have a complicated lifestyle?

Sbam
25 Nov 2008 12:15

what if the person who has started the OFF-TOPIC blog trends would make one??? what if there was once a blog of Off-Topic ezamasiko noma yini???? what if we all moved there?? what if i think that blog is too full??
As a person who is planning 2 b a mada 2 zulu kids, this is very informative 4 me, sori, but thanx 4 de off-topic.
hmm but i'm thinking what if i cancel all my plans 2 become ngwetsi(makoti) ya kozulung, coz u guys hve sooo many things [exchanging of gifts(maba), i think and now memulo] neee, cost of leaving peeps!!!!

phyzo
25 Nov 2008 12:15

What if mabhebeza never lost hlohlimpi?

phyzo
25 Nov 2008 12:15

What if mabhebeza never lost hlohlimpi?

libra
25 Nov 2008 12:24

what if my being tired and a bit naseua(SP) is a sign of being preggies what if its a false alarm all over again so i wont buy home tests and consult until its obvious.

mabhebheza
25 Nov 2008 12:30

*kwek*

TheLady
25 Nov 2008 12:33

What if I told you I wished for a baby badly too Libra?

kick-s
25 Nov 2008 12:35

To all the memulo people...WHAT IF i followed my name and kicked your a$$eS

TheLady
25 Nov 2008 12:37

what if we apologised?

cuz-cuz
25 Nov 2008 12:39

what if i had studied what i wanted instead of letting my mom decide for me?

anyway dat would have never happened , she even escourted me to registration to make sure i register her degree .  eish

Cody
25 Nov 2008 12:39

To all the memulo people...WHAT IF i followed my name and kicked your a$$eS

buha ha ha ha!! what if i told you i took the topic to Nonny's off topic articles and suddenly all the zulu's are not replying?

TheLady
25 Nov 2008 12:41

what if I said am coming Codzzzzz?

Cody
25 Nov 2008 12:43

@ TheLady what if I said am coming Codzzzzz? what if i said follow me???????

Nonny
25 Nov 2008 12:48

To all the memulo people...WHAT IF i followed my name and kicked your a$$eS
heheheheheh what if I said I knew kick-s was gonna wanna kick our a$$es for real. So ke we respect u gal, no more memulo talk, hear that Cody & TheLady, no more!!!!

Nonny
25 Nov 2008 12:51

buha ha ha ha!! what if i told you i took the topic to Nonny's off topic articles and suddenly all the zulu's are not replying?
hehehe what if I told u I am there but just being a silent blogger?....kwa kwa kwa, ok that's a lie.

kick-s
26 Nov 2008 09:57

Dear Cody 

I'll try to be all Ghandi about this. Even if you find someone's article boring, what you did yesterday on my blog, announcing that you're moving to another article and canvassing for others to follow you, was offside. It is called sabotaging my blog, ukundi phaka inkunzi or jack-rolling my article. I'm sure you wouldn't appreciate someone doing the same on your article.

It was UNCOOL. But no hard-feeling.

kick-s
26 Nov 2008 09:57

Dear Cody 

I'll try to be all Ghandi about this. Even if you find someone's article boring, what you did yesterday on my blog, announcing that you're moving to another article and canvassing for others to follow you, was offside. It is called sabotaging my blog, ukundi phaka inkunzi or jack-rolling my article. I'm sure you wouldn't appreciate someone doing the same on your article.

It was UNCOOL. But no hard-feeling.

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