A married couple at the Zoo walks past the gorilla
enclosure.
Says the woman: ' Mark , do you know that gorillas are
the only animals which resemble men in their
behavior???
Look, seeing that no one is looking, I'll expose one
of my breasts to it and see how horny it gets just as
men do'.
Mary then exposes one of her breasts, and, sure enough
the gorilla begins to get a hard-on and grabs the bars
of the enclosure as if it wanted to break free.
'See - says the woman - 'Now I know why you react the
way you do, men can't control their animal instincts
just like gorillas can't'.
Says Mark : 'Now expose both breasts and let us see
what happens'.
The woman exposes both breasts to the gorilla and it
gets very excited and is now desperately trying to
escape from the enclosure.
Says Mark : 'This is incredible, now pull your skirt
up, turn around
and expose your bum to it and let us see what will
happen'!!!
The woman pull her skirt up turns around with her bum
to the gorilla which by now, extremely aroused, breaks
free from the enclosure, grabs the woman and starts
yanking the clothes off her.
The woman yells: ' Mark , what do I do now? Please,
help me'!!!
Mark replies: 'Now give it one of the excuses that you
usually give me:
That you don't feel like it
That you have a headache
That you're tired
That your throat is aching
That it is still too early
That I must understand you as a woman
That you are depressed
That you are in one of those days
That you are having a very busy week
That all you need is just to cuddle up
That you're tensed up
That you have to wake up very early tomorrow
That you woke up very early today
That you walked for long and your feet are aching
That caresses and hugs is all that you want today
That you're so tensed up that all you want is a good
massage to make you relax
That you feel like watching TV
That you don't wanna miss the soapies
That you're from the Hair salon and therefore you
can't move and spoil your hair
Go on, explain all that to the gorilla and if it
understands, if you can
persuade it, then I promise you that from today on
I'll accept your
excuses'!
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