My Love 4 Ever U

Shammah
04 Nov 2008 14:32

Mineral water in a bottle

cleve
04 Nov 2008 14:34

Shammah this is SA, there is no market for such. SA is not celebrity crazy. SO good luck. I hope it sells.

Shammah
04 Nov 2008 14:32

Mineral water in a bottle

cleve
04 Nov 2008 14:34

Shammah this is SA, there is no market for such. SA is not celebrity crazy. SO good luck. I hope it sells.

carino
04 Nov 2008 14:37

where's the article?

cleve
04 Nov 2008 14:45

there was no article carino, go to hlubi's thought's for week 5 then you'll see where I got that from.

Best-Achiever
04 Nov 2008 14:47

where's the article? LOL carino
picture pls Shamma, otherwise you are loosing me as a customer, i was gonna order 310 bottles for something something

awelani
04 Nov 2008 14:47

blllllllllllll brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr bllllllllllllllllllllll (drink my coke),,BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!

carino
04 Nov 2008 14:50

Shammah dearie.. sometimes t helps to ask questions when you dont understand something....

Dont go around writing Media Reads as blurps.... Just write to admin@tvsa.co.za and ask them how you can go about advertising your water here on the site...

Centrepiece
04 Nov 2008 14:50

There we go again, when is this going to end? PLEASE PEOPLE GROW UP!!!!!!!!!!

carino
04 Nov 2008 14:50

LOL @ awelani

Tshd21
04 Nov 2008 14:52

And to think me...being a sucker for love....came running after seing the headline My Love For Ever You.....wtf??

what aka mathata
04 Nov 2008 14:55

@sham,i do get you,it did happen to me,i think we must have a class (day)how to create a blog.

but d r is no such a thing MY LOVE 4 EVER U,IM GRADUATE when comming to bad spelling but this,.....hm.

even Madiba he does not have l for ever love for u.

Shammah
04 Nov 2008 14:56

James the Taxi Driver and his lovey lady have placed an order for PULA MOLOMO (Mouth Opener) for their Traditional marriage Lobola negotiations - moving away from the traditional whisky bottle present as a gift to open the discussion/negotiations.

Ordinary SA people are now realising that they are as valuable as like other in overseas. Negative thinking like "There is no Such Market for SA" send wrong negative energy in the universe as a result we fail to reap the reward that we plant out there. Everything you say with your own MOUTH will happen.

Becareful and be positive for others, you will see and realise your own benefits soon by simply sending out positive messages for others first.

Check this and Imagine how SA will look like if intercaltural marriage becomes a norm: www.lobolaonline.co.za

Be a customer of Shammah and reap the reward for life. Start referring customers to us and see your salary double in 3 months - YES in 3 months for you Cleve remember positive thinking brings positive energy unto others and desires to bring good things to you as long as you do good to others.

awelani
04 Nov 2008 14:57

And to think me...being a sucker for love....came running after seing the headline My Love For Ever You.....wtf??>>>Gal I thought it was an article bout some's loved one who has passed away,,NX!!!

@ shammah, there's a link right under the SCD link "How Dumb Are You, click here to find out" maybe u shed rush there ASAP....

TerryN
04 Nov 2008 14:58

And to think me...being a sucker for love....came running after seing the headline My Love For Ever You.....wtf??

ROFLOL @ Tshd21
You were not the only one...:-)

awelani
04 Nov 2008 14:58

but d r is no such a thing MY LOVE 4 EVER U,IM GRADUATE when comming to bad spelling but this,.....hm. even Madiba he does not have l for ever love for u. kwa kwa kwa kwa kwa kwa kwa hi hi hi hihmi tl tl tl tl tl tlt lt l@ Dmath, LOL LOL

Shuga babe
04 Nov 2008 14:59

@JP hahahahaha!!!!!!!!!

awelani
04 Nov 2008 14:59

En nou??

zo
04 Nov 2008 15:01

holla mathata, graduate in wrong spelling.

mara wachaza yazi sisi, i love you to bits !

Cody
04 Nov 2008 15:04

@ shammah, there's a link right under the SCD link "How Dumb Are You, click here to find out" maybe u shed rush there ASAP....

kwa kwa kwa my water almost broke because of this sentence!! Awe you got me into stiches!!!

Cody
04 Nov 2008 15:06

D-Maths ontja sani!!!!!!!

awelani
04 Nov 2008 15:06

Cody, u serious?? gal um sorry,

what aka mathata
04 Nov 2008 15:11

she\he forgot to take the medication,you ppl you dont get it,we need a class for a day of to create a blog.

Shamma,famba beayela meneer ashe kolwene kore shelo shake ashi fanbe kahle,nama longo ba tsenkelega,laa=even white ppl are confused.

what aka mathata
04 Nov 2008 15:13

@cody,thax but not hou hou akere.

TheLady
04 Nov 2008 15:14

Help Mathata, translate please
"Shamma, go back to school..... "I don't get the rest

Strolicious
04 Nov 2008 15:16

Tshd21>>>>>>>>>>>>And to think me...being a sucker for love....came running after seing the headline My Love For Ever You.....wtf?? same story

awelani
04 Nov 2008 15:16

LOL @ Mathata

Best-Achiever
04 Nov 2008 15:18

Shamma love, we aint fighting with you all we need to know, is the discription of what you are talking about, How it will benefit us, how much does it cost where can we get it and the sample of it in a form of a picture .... not just an empty-supposed-to-be-article thing. we will do our best to support you or even steal the idea while empowering you and make mola for our self

Shammah
04 Nov 2008 15:27

Guys - Thanks to u all 4 replying.

You are awesome and wonderful in the eyes of the universe and I know that each one of you have a good heart to walk into WOOLWORTHS, PICK N PAY and ETC and buy Municipal water that is been reversed in the form of osmosis and purified with little added minerals for taste and you believe that your money matched the product in your hand, The same product that you bought has a foreign confusing name that comes from another spirit that you dont even know whether it comes from the grave yards in Germany or Brazil and yet you feel proud about it because it comes from a reliable distributor who was cought on CAMERA during SPECIAL ASSIGNMENT and yet your country is blessed with full of natural mineral water in your back yards....here the son of the soils SHAMMAH is creating a whole new world for you to be proud of your self to drink your own sweat - in the form of a mineral water branded with your name on it BUT....... you get excited the other way round PROOF ME WRONG that you deserve the best 4 EVER Love and make Her/Him happy - surprises him/her with his/her names on the Mineral Water Bottle - Go ahead order your flaovors today call me 076 129 6110

TheLady
04 Nov 2008 15:31

LMAO...hayi Shammah you don't give up...

Centrepiece
04 Nov 2008 15:34

Where did they get shim from? He never gives up!!!

Cody
04 Nov 2008 15:34

Shammah my skat, there is no one disputing your mineral water marketing concept, people just wish you could have created a blog for a more significant marketing tool.not an empty blog, tuu skatti, if we didnt go to Hlubi's blog, we would still be amazed at what you are talkin' about dawg.

Cande
04 Nov 2008 15:35

Phew, *taking a deep breath*

awelani
04 Nov 2008 15:37

blllllllllllll brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr bllllllllllllllllllllll (drink my coke),,BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!

Cody
04 Nov 2008 15:40

Awe is jy reg?? kwa kwa kwa!!

awelani
04 Nov 2008 15:43

um not sure gal, not sure, maybe i need to drink amanzi ka shammah,,,

Cody
04 Nov 2008 15:47

Ha ha ha!! Awe, Hlubi Still kanene?? you must be trippin' dawg!!

what aka mathata
04 Nov 2008 15:48

shammah,girl or boy hai man you know business my dear,hai man you are scratching,to send this msg.

you told yourself this bleksems must get what im trying to say,heeeeee.im comming home ,

wait for me at the airport,i want to buy that damn water,haa helang basadi,maybe your boss will shutup.

i just picture your boss asking you did you wrote the blog(mogabe VC british accent

hey that dude he can push,tell him im going to buy that water BUT he must pay for advertisement.
girl you n your boss your are catty.

awelani
04 Nov 2008 15:52

Sixple LOL @ Mathata....

myname
04 Nov 2008 15:54

Maar why?????? ROTFLMAOL..... Shammah you are unbelievable!!!!!!!

what aka mathata
04 Nov 2008 16:11

shamah,i do feel you my love,you have good skills of marketing,but if your boss can sell this water at some retail stores why are wasting your finger print like this?

shamma even if you work for someone i think the commission you get you must save it ,n sell some thing for yourself,with love n rspect you have the best skills.

you will make more money,those tricks you have ,are your own brand,girl take my words,

you have what it takes to be your own boss.this is not a joke.

Shuga babe
04 Nov 2008 16:18

ROTFLMAO @ Mathata and Shammah
hahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!! kwakwakwa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!! kwakwakwa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!! kwakwakwa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!! kwakwakwa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Reggie
04 Nov 2008 16:28

this joke is not funny

Shammah
04 Nov 2008 15:27

Guys - Thanks to u all 4 replying.

You are awesome and wonderful in the eyes of the universe and I know that each one of you have a good heart to walk into WOOLWORTHS, PICK N PAY and ETC and buy Municipal water that is been reversed in the form of osmosis and purified with little added minerals for taste and you believe that your money matched the product in your hand, The same product that you bought has a foreign confusing name that comes from another spirit that you dont even know whether it comes from the grave yards in Germany or Brazil and yet you feel proud about it because it comes from a reliable distributor who was cought on CAMERA during SPECIAL ASSIGNMENT and yet your country is blessed with full of natural mineral water in your back yards....here the son of the soils SHAMMAH is creating a whole new world for you to be proud of your self to drink your own sweat - in the form of a mineral water branded with your name on it BUT....... you get excited the other way round PROOF ME WRONG that you deserve the best 4 EVER Love and make Her/Him happy - surprises him/her with his/her names on the Mineral Water Bottle - Go ahead order your flaovors today call me 076 129 6110

TheLady
04 Nov 2008 15:31

LMAO...hayi Shammah you don't give up...

Centrepiece
04 Nov 2008 15:34

Where did they get shim from? He never gives up!!!

Cody
04 Nov 2008 15:34

Shammah my skat, there is no one disputing your mineral water marketing concept, people just wish you could have created a blog for a more significant marketing tool.not an empty blog, tuu skatti, if we didnt go to Hlubi's blog, we would still be amazed at what you are talkin' about dawg.

Cande
04 Nov 2008 15:35

Phew, *taking a deep breath*

DJ Why why
04 Nov 2008 17:10

Oh nkosi yam!!!!!

awelani
04 Nov 2008 15:37

blllllllllllll brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr bllllllllllllllllllllll (drink my coke),,BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!

Cody
04 Nov 2008 15:40

Awe is jy reg?? kwa kwa kwa!!

awelani
04 Nov 2008 15:43

um not sure gal, not sure, maybe i need to drink amanzi ka shammah,,,

Cody
04 Nov 2008 15:47

Ha ha ha!! Awe, Hlubi Still kanene?? you must be trippin' dawg!!

what aka mathata
04 Nov 2008 15:48

shammah,girl or boy hai man you know business my dear,hai man you are scratching,to send this msg.

you told yourself this bleksems must get what im trying to say,heeeeee.im comming home ,

wait for me at the airport,i want to buy that damn water,haa helang basadi,maybe your boss will shutup.

i just picture your boss asking you did you wrote the blog(mogabe VC british accent

hey that dude he can push,tell him im going to buy that water BUT he must pay for advertisement.
girl you n your boss your are catty.

awelani
04 Nov 2008 15:52

Sixple LOL @ Mathata....

myname
04 Nov 2008 15:54

Maar why?????? ROTFLMAOL..... Shammah you are unbelievable!!!!!!!

what aka mathata
04 Nov 2008 16:11

shamah,i do feel you my love,you have good skills of marketing,but if your boss can sell this water at some retail stores why are wasting your finger print like this?

shamma even if you work for someone i think the commission you get you must save it ,n sell some thing for yourself,with love n rspect you have the best skills.

you will make more money,those tricks you have ,are your own brand,girl take my words,

you have what it takes to be your own boss.this is not a joke.

Shuga babe
04 Nov 2008 16:18

ROTFLMAO @ Mathata and Shammah
hahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!! kwakwakwa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!! kwakwakwa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!! kwakwakwa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!! kwakwakwa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Reggie
04 Nov 2008 16:28

this joke is not funny

DJ Why why
04 Nov 2008 17:10

Oh nkosi yam!!!!!

Shammah
05 Nov 2008 11:40

NOTE: I am self employed and I am in SMME space - BEE element i.n.o Enterprise Development Code 600 has not yet worked for me in my own country.

Listen to my story and advice appropriately:

Each time I sell my product to fellow black business men/women they think I represent another white owned firm. They ask me if I have a website so that they can check me out, even if I sent them my profile it does not work. I cannot afford to have a single page website at this stage.

When I forward them quotation they compare my costing to that of ABI (The Coke Company) and believe you me there is no way I can beat COKE prices, even PEPSI is still trying.

When I approach ORDINARY INDIVIDUALS like TAXI Drivers. CLEANERS, BANK CLERKS, Police guys, Construction Workers and Security guys, I do get support from them and YET what good is it if MY COST OF SALES EXCEED REVENUE SALES.

Then there is this market called BLACK DIAMOND which majority of them are among you. To have support from this market you need to be extremely annointed with the holy oil. Barata Di lo tsa go etswa ke Makgowa more than orginally made by their fellow brothers and sisters. Perhaps I need to partner with a white person in order to do well...... Se tlare sa motho moso ke lekgowa - do u still believe that? Can a black man succeed if s/he partner with a white person?

My genious friend has incredibly innovated LOBOLA CONTRACT for BLACK MARRIAGES but he RECEIVES good business from Coloured nations and few whites who are looking to partner with Black Ladies for BEE reasons and yet majority of Black Men keep asking him if the CONTRACT is legit or if he is a lawyer or something - Black guys have so many excuses in avoiding to support each other, WHAT amused me is that their UNCLES are not even Attorneys or Lawyers and they trust the unworthy untrusted relatives who dissapoint them each weekend as we witness in the DAILY SUN stories and other press media. I think is time that we stop the nonesense and do good to ourselves. Check his site: www.lobolaonline.co.za and let me know if you dont like his concept or if you will support him....its your call. O-Barack has done it because of his people and YOU TOO can do it for yourselves. You are so many to suffer like this. YOU HAVE THE ECONOMIC POWERS IN YOUR HANDS to change your mind-set and be different on the face of the earth - LOOK AT THE JEWS, LOOK AT THE INDIANS, and The rest. They support each other all the way - Look what is happening now in our Government? where is UNITY?
ARE WE BEING CONTROLLED BY MONEY? or ARE WE TRYING TO CONTROL IT?

Are we a nation of Obedience or Disobedience?

I will blog you until you are unblogged to learn that you are the kings and queens of this beautifull blessed nation that is hosting 2010 world cup.

Wake - up

GoldenSta
05 Nov 2008 12:08

Shammah I don't even know why I'm responding to you but I am so here goes...

Firstly you wrote a title and NOTHING else and the title and the things you're going on about are not related in any way. I hope that’s not a reflection of how you do business.

You could be selling a good product but going about it the wrong way using the wrong platform. Don't expect black people to support you cause you're black. You need to be also relevant and appealing to your market.

By the way I'm only talking about the last reply you've posted.

The stuff you're going on about has some truth in it but I'm not gonna go into all that. This statement I particularly do not agree with.

<<WHAT amused me is that their UNCLES are not even Attorneys or Lawyers and they trust the unworthy untrusted relatives who dissapoint them each weekend as we witness in the DAILY SUN stories and other press media.>>

Do not generalise because of a few sensationalised stories on rubbish tabloids. For many this way is working just fine. Some people do not want to turn lobola into a business with contracts they would rather keep it traditional and about building ties between families. Your friend must work his but off marketing his product and showing people why they should leave what they know for what he's proposing, that's how business is done...

witty lady
05 Nov 2008 12:11

Darling is the text supposed to be invisible?shu.

Cande
05 Nov 2008 12:15

*Phew*

witty lady
05 Nov 2008 12:18

Cande, I feel u gal... all u can say to this emptiness is *phew* hehehe

Shuga babe
05 Nov 2008 12:29

OK Shammah what are you nagging about here?????

Ayobaness
05 Nov 2008 12:39

Lmfao...tjhe win Shammah...you just turned into a major hit on TVSA over a minute!!

This started out really funny but now I'm a bit sceptical!! Wow..none the less, you did grab my attention eith the love caption!!

By the way, stop replying. I think you've proved your point already!! YOU ARE DUMD!! Or domo as the kasi peoples would say.

Ayobaness syndrome baby!!

awelani
05 Nov 2008 12:39

shammah just needs to drink some her water, she'll be fine..

carino
05 Nov 2008 12:44

Haibo!! where's everyone, kanti????

Is there a basement party that i havent been invited to????

Cande
05 Nov 2008 12:46

everyone is taling & watching Barak Obama Carino

Cande
05 Nov 2008 12:48

meant talking

tracy
05 Nov 2008 13:03

@Shuga babe- hahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!! kwakwakwa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!! kwakwakwa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!! kwakwakwa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!! kwakwakwa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

gal what did I say to you

Shammah
05 Nov 2008 11:40

NOTE: I am self employed and I am in SMME space - BEE element i.n.o Enterprise Development Code 600 has not yet worked for me in my own country.

Listen to my story and advice appropriately:

Each time I sell my product to fellow black business men/women they think I represent another white owned firm. They ask me if I have a website so that they can check me out, even if I sent them my profile it does not work. I cannot afford to have a single page website at this stage.

When I forward them quotation they compare my costing to that of ABI (The Coke Company) and believe you me there is no way I can beat COKE prices, even PEPSI is still trying.

When I approach ORDINARY INDIVIDUALS like TAXI Drivers. CLEANERS, BANK CLERKS, Police guys, Construction Workers and Security guys, I do get support from them and YET what good is it if MY COST OF SALES EXCEED REVENUE SALES.

Then there is this market called BLACK DIAMOND which majority of them are among you. To have support from this market you need to be extremely annointed with the holy oil. Barata Di lo tsa go etswa ke Makgowa more than orginally made by their fellow brothers and sisters. Perhaps I need to partner with a white person in order to do well...... Se tlare sa motho moso ke lekgowa - do u still believe that? Can a black man succeed if s/he partner with a white person?

My genious friend has incredibly innovated LOBOLA CONTRACT for BLACK MARRIAGES but he RECEIVES good business from Coloured nations and few whites who are looking to partner with Black Ladies for BEE reasons and yet majority of Black Men keep asking him if the CONTRACT is legit or if he is a lawyer or something - Black guys have so many excuses in avoiding to support each other, WHAT amused me is that their UNCLES are not even Attorneys or Lawyers and they trust the unworthy untrusted relatives who dissapoint them each weekend as we witness in the DAILY SUN stories and other press media. I think is time that we stop the nonesense and do good to ourselves. Check his site: www.lobolaonline.co.za and let me know if you dont like his concept or if you will support him....its your call. O-Barack has done it because of his people and YOU TOO can do it for yourselves. You are so many to suffer like this. YOU HAVE THE ECONOMIC POWERS IN YOUR HANDS to change your mind-set and be different on the face of the earth - LOOK AT THE JEWS, LOOK AT THE INDIANS, and The rest. They support each other all the way - Look what is happening now in our Government? where is UNITY?
ARE WE BEING CONTROLLED BY MONEY? or ARE WE TRYING TO CONTROL IT?

Are we a nation of Obedience or Disobedience?

I will blog you until you are unblogged to learn that you are the kings and queens of this beautifull blessed nation that is hosting 2010 world cup.

Wake - up

GoldenSta
05 Nov 2008 12:08

Shammah I don't even know why I'm responding to you but I am so here goes...

Firstly you wrote a title and NOTHING else and the title and the things you're going on about are not related in any way. I hope that’s not a reflection of how you do business.

You could be selling a good product but going about it the wrong way using the wrong platform. Don't expect black people to support you cause you're black. You need to be also relevant and appealing to your market.

By the way I'm only talking about the last reply you've posted.

The stuff you're going on about has some truth in it but I'm not gonna go into all that. This statement I particularly do not agree with.

<<WHAT amused me is that their UNCLES are not even Attorneys or Lawyers and they trust the unworthy untrusted relatives who dissapoint them each weekend as we witness in the DAILY SUN stories and other press media.>>

Do not generalise because of a few sensationalised stories on rubbish tabloids. For many this way is working just fine. Some people do not want to turn lobola into a business with contracts they would rather keep it traditional and about building ties between families. Your friend must work his but off marketing his product and showing people why they should leave what they know for what he's proposing, that's how business is done...

witty lady
05 Nov 2008 12:11

Darling is the text supposed to be invisible?shu.

Cande
05 Nov 2008 12:15

*Phew*

witty lady
05 Nov 2008 12:18

Cande, I feel u gal... all u can say to this emptiness is *phew* hehehe

Shuga babe
05 Nov 2008 12:29

OK Shammah what are you nagging about here?????

Ayobaness
05 Nov 2008 12:39

Lmfao...tjhe win Shammah...you just turned into a major hit on TVSA over a minute!!

This started out really funny but now I'm a bit sceptical!! Wow..none the less, you did grab my attention eith the love caption!!

By the way, stop replying. I think you've proved your point already!! YOU ARE DUMD!! Or domo as the kasi peoples would say.

Ayobaness syndrome baby!!

awelani
05 Nov 2008 12:39

shammah just needs to drink some her water, she'll be fine..

carino
05 Nov 2008 12:44

Haibo!! where's everyone, kanti????

Is there a basement party that i havent been invited to????

Cande
05 Nov 2008 12:46

everyone is taling & watching Barak Obama Carino

Cande
05 Nov 2008 12:48

meant talking

tracy
05 Nov 2008 13:03

@Shuga babe- hahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!! kwakwakwa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!! kwakwakwa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!! kwakwakwa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!! kwakwakwa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

gal what did I say to you

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