Day 16: 9 September 2008

Paralyzer
09 Sep 2008 00:35

Lu n Mu,what r u guys doing?it's heartbreakin stuff!

Paralyzer
09 Sep 2008 00:41

They were in bed, n lu told munya the reasn she cn only offer friendship is that she still has lots of baggage 4rm previous relationship...munya said that he understands but still wanted her to clarify wer he fits in...friends she says...munya then said they shud keep there distance n she says fine n kicks him out of her bed!

Cnglemother
09 Sep 2008 00:44

Testing

Cnglemother
09 Sep 2008 00:49

This *bleep!* is only working now and i sat the whole night tryna blog wit no luck and missed all the action.good morning Pizniz.im so irritated wit opera mini.y'all need 2 pray 4 me 2nyt that im able to blog.almost at work so blogging wont b an issue.

Paralyzer
09 Sep 2008 00:49

Munya then smokes in garden lookin really heartbroken...enter ricco with some advice (albeit stupid!)...says mu must ignore n pretend 2 b interestd in other ppl n in a week she wud crack...he says thats what he was plannin to (except gooi tawana,as suggestd by ricco) not admittin that this is so much more than just sex, bcoz he is in luv! Ill c 4 how long they will nt speak to each other!

Segololo
09 Sep 2008 01:23

morning guys! muganzi shud also be here soon. sLatoya first. pls vote.

Lahvee
09 Sep 2008 01:35

aaahhh... can I go into the house and hug Munya!!! Atleast Lu is clever enough to tell him she got baggage. and one "late night conversation" they had, Munya called her the Psycho girl - coz she has so much emotional drama, and his mama always told him "stay away from the psycho girl" - so clearly Munya forgot about what his mom said. Lu does have baggage though...tjo.. But.. he can let Munya be there for her...eish...

If Slutoya leaves, I'll personally kill her for being all close to Ricco!!!

Thanx Pizniz for that very important update!!!

Toodecent
09 Sep 2008 01:40

I kept on following what you addicts were saying all night but when trying to reply and error message would occir. thanks addicts ;-)

Cnglemother
09 Sep 2008 01:42

shame Pizniz u really love this couple i really dont give a damn what they do coz they bore me to death with the "your skin is beautiful talk" its minus one problem for me.

Guys lstnite was hillarious, THAMAWA-THAMAWA! The KHRUYIN IN DA BEDRUM finished me! tl-tl-tl! Shame on you guys u were all crackin at her breakdown but why was it so funny!

Segololo
09 Sep 2008 01:46

eish! cma! that phone better werk vandag. missed u yesterday. our jers-man, was abused + called names. hahaha! (Mimi-language) mini is gon hurrt haself exurcizing luk dat. thami has got a beeg bouncy battocks hai. sLatoya mast go! tawana can go to exile island. sheila is not going anywhere!

Cnglemother
09 Sep 2008 01:46

Guys what are we gonna do coz AFRICA is gonna take Thamawa

Cnglemother
09 Sep 2008 01:46

Guys what are we gonna do coz AFRICA is gonna take Thamawa otu

Segololo
09 Sep 2008 01:50

vote 4 sLatoya! vote 4 sLatoya! vote 4 sLatoya!

Lahvee
09 Sep 2008 01:54

Guys... Im going out of the office... so plz keep posting neh.. Pizniz..Sego.. do your thing guys!! Mimi is going to become our enthutheyna! heheeh! Mimi for president

Cnglemother
09 Sep 2008 01:56

Guys what are we gonna do coz AFRICA is gonna take Thamawa out and after her breakdown lstnite i still want her in the house. How do we get rid of sLatoya? Sheila is obviously staying coz she's gangsta like that and there's only two women with brains in that house we cant be left with the DIVA from Accra; sLutoya;Hazel and Lu coz that's torture at its best.

Sego i missed you guys too but u kept me entertained fosho, TK is da man he got sum action! Where was he yesterday?

Thamawa going "ofcoz I am not a man I dont have balls" LMAO! sarong wearing freak Morris is in lala-land fosho, what's up with all this selfhelp book talk he was feeding Thamawa? going "I know u for a better person Thawana" six days.

Miss K
09 Sep 2008 02:22

Imagine how surprised Slutoya is gonna be on Sunday when Ricco reveals that he didn't change the nominations!!!! I can't wait, the biatch is so confident that she's safe!

Cnglemother
09 Sep 2008 02:30

@Miss K i am waiting for the "cold war" he's gonna put btwn Ricco&Morris.

Paralyzer
09 Sep 2008 02:34

Morris was really irritatin during tawana-gate! Yo the sms strip was mean 2 tawana. Who by the way propositiond tk,he told sheila. She said he shud jus tel her hes nt interestd unless he is! We must come up with a mimi-dictionary!

Beyonce
09 Sep 2008 02:38

So guyz, who do we kick out first--- Tawana or Slutoya??

Paralyzer
09 Sep 2008 02:41

Wel slutoya bcoz i wud kill 2 c another break down like last nite,he he!

Paralyzer
09 Sep 2008 02:45

Shame I feel munyas pain n frustration...they buried that stupid bird last nite n mimi n lu said that maybe morris will c da bird in his dreams,he he. Why is uti all of a sudden sleepin in the bedroom?

Cnglemother
09 Sep 2008 02:49

Slutoya peeps but AFRICA is fond of her so its gonna be a tough call. Tawana must stay

Paralyzer
09 Sep 2008 02:55

Cant believe no one saw the thing btwn tk and tawana...I think it's gonna be tough for tawana to make it....her own fault she must nominate strategically, then maybe more people with have been up for eviction (or like ppl on the sms strap say invected)....

Cnglemother
09 Sep 2008 03:00

Pizniz had u seen it b4 yesterday? i saw them walking into the house while Waxxy was playing and did not think they were going to tossle under the blankets. Did they discuss it all before going to the BEDRUM?

Fluffy Head
09 Sep 2008 03:06

Elllo blockers....how my addicts doing.

I'll open BAA_A after the show....for now, lets feed our addictions

Beyonce
09 Sep 2008 03:07

Ok, what breakdown(Tawana) are ya'll talking about? Please fill me in...

WhiteSockGirl
09 Sep 2008 03:27

Damn,... Pizniz,... your girl has sommmmeee serious issues. Yoh,...neh man. Munya,... GET AWAY FROM THAT PSYCHO DRAMA QUEEEN!!!!!!

Cng, Meme J wrote about your boy,.. LMAO. Did you see that conversation between your boy and Sheila?? Tawana is STALKING your boy.. I sooo love BBA3. I think I need to take a sabbatical until the end of November.

Meme J... I LOVE YOUR COLUMN. LOVE IT, LOVE IT.

Paralyzer
09 Sep 2008 03:30

Yo u missed out..i dnt think any1 saw tk n tawana. Did u c hazels rsn 4 nominatin mimi:"i cnt wear that outfit, i hav a degree in biochemistry!",lol. Yesterday mimi was grating DA KURITZ..everyone was apparently NEVUS..he he he

Cnglemother
09 Sep 2008 03:35

Addicts have u noticed that Beyonce does not watch and we always have to fill her in? Chikita you need to abandon your household chores and work related things and start watching coz u r always behind.

Mrs Carter, Thamawa was traumatised by the nominayshanz (mimi lingo), she creidAddicts have u noticed that Beyonce does not watch and we always have to fill her in, Chikita you need to abandon your household chores and work related things and start watching coz u r always behind. She cried like a woman who just lost her husband, Mr Sarong(Morris) and Hazel were there to comfort her, it was so hillarious. I am sure she was hoping that Munya would walk and comfort her LOL! She had pauses and would talk gibberish and start crying hysterically – that’s when I cracking up.

Nollywood (Uti) entered and joined the comforting, he was behind Thamawa’s back and the camera zoomed on him and he had this big naughty smile and I was like WTF? How can I forget her getting all religious and how much God does 123;ABC and said “one thing I am gonna take out of this house is religion” LOL!
Ricco enters and goes “ Nigga me too I cry and you know I’m gangsta” and the entire room ended up laughing – end of story.

Pizniz fill in the bits I left out.

Cande
09 Sep 2008 03:38

Meme J... I LOVE YOUR COLUMN. LOVE IT, LOVE IT.

Please provide the link WSG...

Thank you guys for keeping me updated

WhiteSockGirl
09 Sep 2008 03:43

<<<<Yesterday mimi was grating DA KURITZ..everyone was apparently NEVUS..he he he>>>>>

Pizniz or Cngle, please translate! Only you two and Lahvee understand that Mimi language

Paralyzer
09 Sep 2008 03:43

I kno she has i$sues, i wudve run 4 da hills...i still like her though....i wonda wat lerato has 2 say this wk coz shes been a sour puss about da show!

Cnglemother
09 Sep 2008 03:43

Hi WSG, how can I get hold of MemeJ's article, coz I need to sort out the beef she has with my boy ASAP LOL!

Did you see that conversation between your boy and Sheila?? when was this?

Tawana is STALKING your boy.. I am luving it! just shows the Nigga is an underground playa that dont let his dirty laundry hang in the public like that, U know what I mean maan". He is gangsta like that, i am so glad he was not nominated coz he was gonna be out like that.

Cnglemother
09 Sep 2008 03:48

DA KURITZ - the carrots
NEVUS - nervous
Aks - ask
Big E - Biggie

Will keep adding more.

Paralyzer
09 Sep 2008 03:48

Da kuritz=the carrots nevus=nervous he he he!

WhiteSockGirl
09 Sep 2008 03:55

<<<Hi WSG, how can I get hold of MemeJ's article, coz I need to sort out the beef she has with my boy ASAP LOL! >>>

I am looking for the link,... If I can't get it, I will scan the article.

<<<Did you see that conversation between your boy and Sheila?? when was this? >>>>>

Before and after the funeral. He told Sheila that he does not know what to with Tawana,... it seems as if she forcing herself on him. And Sheila told him "Just say NO',.. or just avoid her.' It was hillarious. Because he kept on saying that he can't say NO now because he did not say NO that night,... how would it look now. Then he would go on and play the victim because he was High/Drunk... LMAO It was so damn funny. But Sheila, her advice was so macho,... typical the type of advice one guy would give to another guy

Fluffy Head
09 Sep 2008 03:58

Cnlgm: Don't you think Ricco is just adorable...with his twich..Coz all of them were strugling to calm her down and he came in said some nonsense and she was laughing

Cnglemother
09 Sep 2008 03:59

Sathafrikah - South Africa
Wuman- women/woman

Shuwa/Shamawa/Mashawu, its a swear word in native ghanania/Angolana language not sure but Ricco & Mimi use this line when dissing each other. I just love it. I does not soud nice when used by other Hsmates.

WSG these Hsmates maybe ditzzy at times but in terms of laughter and keeping us entertained they do it very well.

Beyonce
09 Sep 2008 04:00

Thanx Cyngle One... to answer your question I am Superwoman, when I get home I cook, blog, watch tv, bath the kids,feed the kids, help kids with homework, do my claims, help hubby(with everything)... Did I mention feed the kids? You see, I'm bound to miss some tit bits of BBA!!!

Paralyzer
09 Sep 2008 04:02

True bout sheila...gangsta gal took a bit of a knock..i need that loud mouth back! Whats up wit all the sad luv songs...

Fluffy Head
09 Sep 2008 04:02

DA KURITZ - the carrots
NEVUS - nervous
Aks - ask
Big E - Biggie

kwa kw akw akwakakw ka tltltltll tltltl LMAO

Nna my only issue why don't these peopel know food??? Hazel pretends to be a good cook and she calls gem squash a type of mushroom...Its like they are in another planet and wondering what the heck is 'Big E' feeding us

Cande
09 Sep 2008 04:07

WSG please mail it to me 2...

Did I mention feed the kids? You see, I'm bound to miss some tit bits of BBA!!!

tl tl tl, which kids?

Cnglemother
09 Sep 2008 04:10

But Sheila, her advice was so macho,... typical the type of advice one guy would give to another guy - what are u trying to say bout my gal? she went missing afta da nominayshanz lst nite -

Because he kept on saying that he can't say NO now because he did not say NO that night,... how would it look now. Then he would go on and play the victim because he was High/Drunk... LMAO - Damn knowing my boy i am sure he made it all funny and dopey, going "u know maan when a gal is tryna force herself on ya there's nuthing u can do maan" "don know wat was doing maan, u know wat i mean maan"

Fluff u just love Ricco and find every little excuse to put him on the map, but that was cool fosho. For me as long as he walks around the house in his boxers i am happy! His milky body just does it for me and then he opens his mouth and i run to the bathroom.

Paralyzer
09 Sep 2008 04:12

I wonda wat mimi is gona say in her diary....i hope it is soon i must get 2 gym 4 a change...i didnt kno mimi had a degree in biochemistry?wtf

WhiteSockGirl
09 Sep 2008 04:17

The link:

http://www.namibian.com.na/2008/September/africa/0827530E3F.html

The Namibian (http://www.namibian.com.na/HTML/Lead.html)

Big Brother Africa 3: Fakes, flatliners and the art of being evil

JEAN SUTHERLAND

SUNDAY'S fake double eviction couldn't have scrambled the housemates' brains more if Big Brother had tossed a dozen eggs into a cement mixer.

Talk about getting yolk on your face.

They ranted, they raved.

They even threatened Biggie. Tawana bucked and butted like one of her beloved billygoats, muttering about contracts.

She inferred that if it wasn't for having signed on the dotted line, she would *%$@ off and leave the house.

Blusterado in desperado city.

Evil.

E.V.I.L.

I love it.

Mainly.

But anything that gets even a hint of movement out of TK has to be good! He raised his eyebrows, pouted and grumbled.

Go TK, go! Ouch.

The big Zambian really needs to realise that he is a human and not an alternative life form.

Seems he left his mojo as well as his skidmarks on the ramp when he entered the house.

The notorious B.I.G. he is not.

Lucille initially looked as if she'd been tased.

Eish, the girl was as pale as Casper the Friendly Ghost.

But I think that's got more to do with her late-night chats with Munya.

Tawana rasped like a turbo-charged but rusty cheese grater, Sheila was all vroom vroom on steroids and Munya mulled the psychological impact! Uti? Aaaaah Uti ... the near inscrutable Uti, the Bible-punching Uti, the women-wary, insult-slinging Uti.

Hmmmmmm.

I think the Nigerian is probably the housemate with the strongest divide-and-rule tendencies.

Watch this space.

But what about his Sunday hairstyle? It looked like a cross between a roadrunner's feather crest and a poor man's Elvis quiff.

REALITY RAGE Back to faking it.

Psychological warfare is now the name of the game in the house.

Housemates felt Biggie had "messed with our minds", "played us" and were "freaked out".

Tawana feared that this type of tangling with their emotions could cause a heart attack! I think given half a chance, the housemates would have evicted Big Brother.

And the two 'evictees'? During his fake interview with KB, Thami said he felt he'd been punked, but said there was not much he would miss apart from the chance to win the US$100 000.

You've got to be kidding! Thami looked set to equal Usain Bolt's 100-metre record as he sprinted back to the house after being told he could return! Asked about his time, Morris said he'd kept it flat and just tried to live his life.

Spot on bro.

Flat is the operative word.

And what did he do once back inside? Morris had one of his minor moments.

After some hugs and hullos, he stood alone in a corner and ... well sulked.

Later Thami and Morris had an Iron John huddle over their near booting, and how many people had voted for them.

And therein lies the devil.

None of the remaining housemates thought to ask - that I heard anyway - if Thami and Morris had been through the normal 'who voted for you' procedure.

Technically the two of them now have an advantage, some would say unfair advantage, especially given that one of them was supposed to be on the verge of eviction.

Just hope the other 10 housemates don't feel sorry for the 'evictees'.

If they have one Machiavellian muscle between them, strateg

cleve
09 Sep 2008 04:17

Africa wants SLUTOYA out. She is gone!!!!!!!! Anyways Tawana is next???

WhiteSockGirl
09 Sep 2008 04:20

Cande,... sorry, I just saw your reply now.

WhiteSockGirl
09 Sep 2008 04:21

The carrots were nervous??? Hehehe,.. Mimi,.. Mimi

WhiteSockGirl
09 Sep 2008 04:23

Pizniz,.. how is Munya doing? I feel so sad for that boy,.. I almost totally forgave for Sunday night? I need to get some work done,.. BBA is going to get me fired

Paralyzer
09 Sep 2008 04:31

No, it was 2 different situations,we just buildin a mimi dictionary...ha ha ha ha. Good article above...morris=flat,he he

Paralyzer
09 Sep 2008 04:35

Mimi doing ad libs 4 alicia keys no one, sounds like those spoken word stuff! Munyas just keepin busy wit task,best medicine! I swear he was gona cry last nite!

Paralyzer
09 Sep 2008 04:42

Sum1 plz tell morris "the ghost whisperer" he cnt dance...or rather he looks like a fairy...wsg rather wrk otherwise u wont b able to afford subscription, he he

WhiteSockGirl
09 Sep 2008 04:46

I think you are right! LOL Have a couple of reports due next week Tuesday!

No TVSA or biggie till tonight!

Cnglemother
09 Sep 2008 04:47

Mrs Carter now i understand if its that way, some of us dont have lives at all hence we even know they say certain words. Lets get one thing straight, i dont recap where Slutoya Munya & Lucille are the centre of the topic. Will only recap on Munya when he is doing a one man show and not when he talks about Lu's skin.

The big Zambian really needs to realise that he is a human and not an alternative life form. Seems he left his mojo as well as his skidmarks on the ramp when he entered the house. The notorious B.I.G. he is not. - OMG, this analysis hit me hard LOL! MemeJ how could you gal? that alternative life form that he believes in got me hooked, how old is he by the way.

Cnglemother
09 Sep 2008 04:51

nowan-nowan nowan hahah, khan get in da way of ayfil for you, Mimi doing Alicia's no one.

Paralyzer
09 Sep 2008 05:16

Mimi: "he (some african artist) is very hund..sum"...i had 2 think awhile 4 that 1...eish i need 2 study...tk has a leopard print alice band on,completing the tinky winky look..he he...i think mimi is gona lose her voice soon n im cing way 2 much of ricco, put "sum punts on" like mims wud say!

Holy Ghost Fire
09 Sep 2008 05:42

<<<Africa wants SLUTOYA out>>>

I beg to differ, I want Tawana out. I can't stand he voice. Soccer season is back & since Dali Tambo failed 2 get rid of Gloria Nton'nton on soccer commentation, my ears can't take it anymore.

Paralyzer
09 Sep 2008 05:44

Lol@cngl...yo, i like mimi! U mus c wat she's wearing,short black shorts, a cloth around her boobs n a bandana on her head!

Teeza
09 Sep 2008 05:49

Sego babe, the look on Slutoya's face as she leaves?? PRICELESS!! These guys shud be brutal to be kind and tell Mimzo she cannot sing:-)

Paralyzer
09 Sep 2008 05:51

We dnt really like tawana,we jus want her in da house 4 drama! sLatoya is pole dancin n grindin, i guess she doesnt kno that 80% of viewers are wumun!

Paralyzer
09 Sep 2008 06:12

Sms strip:can sum1 get tk a sports bra plz! They calling morris, boris! He he he. Diary sessions. Slatoya: they nominated me coz the hot piece of cake is gettin too hot 4 them to handle and i will nt get evicted! Dreamland, i say, she thinks ricco savd her!

Cnglemother
09 Sep 2008 06:14

PRICELESS!! These guys shud be brutal to be kind and tell Mimzo she cannot sing:-) LOL! and she wud tell them, WAREVA-WAREVA (whatever)

@Pizniz Mimzo is bhaad 4 ya sistim- you sound just like her now.

...i think mimi is gona lose her voice soon - she better not lose it coz i would be devastated if i dont hear dat voys. They better play a Beyonce song tonite coz the Beyonce moments are just too hillarious. I wont forget her dansi muves on sathaday nayth with Ricco

Paralyzer
09 Sep 2008 06:25

Yo cngle u r worse (or like boris wud say, WAST read as wasp with t) than me with mimi lingo...big-e is nt aksin about lu n mu..jeez

mpule
09 Sep 2008 06:32

I want Tawana out!!

Cnglemother
09 Sep 2008 06:43

(or like boris wud say, WAST read as wasp with t) LMAO! do u know many times i praktisd dis luking at my skrin to get da meaning!

are dey duwin dayary seshinz? was Thamawa aksd bout har KHRUYIN IN DA BEDRUM?

Paralyzer
09 Sep 2008 06:47

Lol@mimi...she seems down. Here's sum quotes: Muskulin,she was KRUYIN thru lust nite (big e aks her bout tawama), a TREADT (latoya told her da rsn she was nominted), KLASHIN (her n latoyas game plans),my strategy is WAKKIN. He he he he, kwa kwa kwa...Some stuff i cudnt undastand,but she is njoyin da game!

Cnglemother
09 Sep 2008 07:00

kwa-kwa-kwa! tl-tl-tl! u finishd me, wat stratejy? so har (mimzo) and Latoya hav a gem plun? so haw waz da hawsi fo har last nayt. Im njoyin yo reekhaphs Pizniz.

Muskulin =?

Paralyzer
09 Sep 2008 07:14

Masculine...she was refering to the guys workin n the float. Respect to thami: i will not console tawana coz i nominated and i want her gone! He also wants to b lockd in thd glass room with lucille..if im non responsive, morris in the diary room...zzzz

Lahvee
09 Sep 2008 07:15

<<The carrots were nervous???>> Yes WSG!! Wouldn't you be nervous if u were a KURITZ being grated between Mimi's thighs!!! She had her that grater between her legs.. it was really disturbing.

So maybe the house is going crazy.. e.g. Tawana's breakdown. Its not stress...its just Mimi's Juju!! Its Mimi STRUTHEJHI (strategy)!! It traumatized me seeing food so close to that "area"...eeuuwww!!

cleve
09 Sep 2008 07:15

Reply SEP 9, 2008 1:17 PM
ok latoya is not helping her case right now in the diary room she said cos the others are jealous of her cos she is soo hot and thats why they nominated her. In addition to that, she claims tanzania has won the show over and over again (?? i thought it was only once!) so the others are scared she is gonna win!! What a girl She cant even tell that its cos of what she is doing to morris and ricco and the funny part is, its mostly the boys who nominated her!!

Latoya is living in dream world, The guys are the ones who nominated her. So we must wake her up, she is not the hottest>

cleve
09 Sep 2008 07:16

Cngle ma-you have never liked Mimi since day 1.

Cande
09 Sep 2008 07:22

I wish they could have voted Lucille or Hazel out, they are SOOOO BORING

Paralyzer
09 Sep 2008 07:24

Boris is such a loser...im not an immediate thinker...just get out...why does he use this big wrds n terms,he does nt make sense at all! Only wsg undastand my pain of this guy on my screen..ag nee, tk in diary rm!

Cnglemother
09 Sep 2008 07:29

U got it rong cleve,what i hav 4 Mimzo aint no hayt.yes she was nat ma favorayti hawsmeyth in da biginin but bcoz of har diva antics i started likin har.

Paralyzer
09 Sep 2008 07:33

Lol@lahvee..she said kruyin in diary room...he he. I dnt understand sLatoya's arrogance (mimi wud say BITCH!), she is nt likable at all.

Paralyzer
09 Sep 2008 07:38

I dnt c hate towards mimi on sms strip! Leave lu alone plz, she aint borin. Hazel n boris r killin me. Cngle b careful, u gona start talkin n write like that@wrk!lol

Lahvee
09 Sep 2008 07:43

Yooo Cngle & Pizniz... my collegues think I inhayled some LUFFIN GESS. u guys are killing me with this mLingo!! Tjooo!!

Yu jast fuwnd ah siver (silver) Laaining to Mimi..She'll be ah enthutheyna til dee end!!

Muganzi
09 Sep 2008 08:02

why Latoya...why!! That slut gives one hell of a shower moment!!
All things constant, she is supposed to fly away to Dodoma., but after last night's meltdown, i see Tawana voted off...

2 housemates evicted to the "Dustbin house"........Tawana and Latoya

Permanent Evictee.....Tawana

Uganda is baying for Sheila's blood(mbu she keeps nominating the terminally boring Morris).....but it wont be enough..The girl aint going anywhere...

Slutoya...returns to the house with a vengeance!!! Shower Hour, We Can Believe in!!!!

Paralyzer
09 Sep 2008 08:06

Ya mimi, me like her very much. Ag, tawana is rubbin munyas hand, hes apparently injured! OMG, i wish u cud c mimi dancin in that outfit,he he he

Beyonce
09 Sep 2008 08:29

Biggie has asked the housemates not to go outside... I wonder what his pippo are doing there.

Geeze, how short is short? Mimis hotpants are like 0,5cm short!!! Gal got liver I tell you..

cleve
09 Sep 2008 08:37

Geeze, how short is short? Mimis hotpants are like 0,5cm short!!! Gal got liver I tell you..

Beyonce.... kwakwakwakwakwakwakwa!!!!!!!!!

Teeza
09 Sep 2008 08:41

That Sheila babe had a good diary session, but then I like her to bits, warts and all:-)

Paralyzer
09 Sep 2008 09:31

Lu and Mu dance partners, up close!!!!! Can't wait to c the teletubby dance...

Paralyzer
09 Sep 2008 09:40

Nooooooooooo...fcuking Uti basically forced his way, now he and Lucille are partners (I don't think she minds though).....another day then...

Teeza
09 Sep 2008 09:56

Para, don't u feel sum strange chemistry now that they've swoped partners? At friendship level Mu and Sheila get along quite easily. Not sure what Lu's case is honestly , and it's taking a toll on Munya.

Paralyzer
09 Sep 2008 10:06

When they wer practisin b4 the swop, mu n lu had "hot" chemistry. Uti is makin his move!

WhiteSockGirl
09 Sep 2008 12:14

<<The carrots were nervous???>> Yes WSG!! Wouldn't you be nervous if u were a KURITZ being grated between Mimi's thighs!!! She had her that grater between her legs.. it was really disturbing.

Nervous? Hell, yeah!! Just the mental image is causing severe trauma....

WhiteSockGirl
09 Sep 2008 12:18

<<<<<When they wer practisin b4 the swop, mu n lu had "hot" chemistry. Uti is makin his move!>>>>>

Pizniz, it seems to me as if Lu is actually into it... that giggles say a lot

Cnglemother
09 Sep 2008 12:28

Testing 1 2 1 2

WhiteSockGirl
09 Sep 2008 12:32

<<<<Testing 1 2 1 2>>>>

LMAO

Cnglemother
09 Sep 2008 12:35

Yippee!i can post 2nyt,WSG let me go take ma kloths outta da mashin,fix sumthin 2 eat and i wil b bak!Mimi has khavad har bhady with dat evening drass.those shorts she had on 4 da dans wer off da hook lol!

Paralyzer
09 Sep 2008 12:36

Im also usin opera. Havent watchd 4 the last 3 hours, so proud of myself! Mimi n morris nt appealin...

Paralyzer
09 Sep 2008 12:36

Im also usin opera. Havent watchd 4 the last 3 hours, so proud of myself! Mimi n morris nt appealin...

Cnglemother
09 Sep 2008 12:39

Yippee!i can post tonite,WSG let me go take ma kloths outta da mashin,fix sumthin to eat and i wil b bak Mimi has khavad har bhady with dat evening drass.those shorts she had on 4 da dans wer off da hook lol!

WhiteSockGirl
09 Sep 2008 12:40

Geez,.... I feel stupid. I had to read your reply 6 times Cnga... not down with the lingo...

Paralyzer
09 Sep 2008 12:41

Im startin to struggle to understand cngle ala mimi...she claims biggie listened to her, thats why they have this task...lol

WhiteSockGirl
09 Sep 2008 12:45

LOL... Ok,... Now I get the lingo. It is damn funny... you guys.

Is she cooking? In her evening drass? I missed the shorts.

Mimi just asked Sheila if she has to 'seperate her food' because she is using fish. I am lost,....

Where is Munya? His psycho ex is enjoying her little rendevouz way too much.

WhiteSockGirl
09 Sep 2008 12:48

what is happening to Lu? That noises sound almost illegal

Paralyzer
09 Sep 2008 12:53

Mimis da WAST cook,she dish for herself or she is the 1st to take a plate...u shudve seen her wit those shorts n just a banda for a bra...her STUMAK was all ova the place!

WhiteSockGirl
09 Sep 2008 12:59

Laaawwwwwddd,. what is in that pot? It looks lethal

Paralyzer
09 Sep 2008 12:59

Ah wsg, i think lu has a really cute laugh...again them wit da KURITZ...lol is the instructor also 4rm ghana...

Paralyzer
09 Sep 2008 13:02

Sms strap:Threats or no threats Botswana, Tawana is QUICK QUICK OUT..ha ha ha ha ha

Cnglemother
09 Sep 2008 13:03

Stop it Pizniz!im choking.dat drass is off da hook,luk at da boobie-area.she was gossipin wit Rikko.

WhiteSockGirl
09 Sep 2008 13:07

I give up,... you men are so in to this psycho girls with issues.
Now she giggles like a 13 year old…. I can’t keep up with her high and lows. She is bio-polar

What is up with Lu's Yankee accent now?

WhiteSockGirl
09 Sep 2008 13:07

I give up,... you men are so in to this psycho girls with issues.
Now she giggles like a 13 year old…. I can’t keep up with her high and lows. She is bio-polar

What is up with Lu's Yankee accent now?

Lahvee
09 Sep 2008 13:08

ncooh.. seems like Lu and Munya are playing again. He just put icecube in her tshirt...and she's laughing...

WhiteSockGirl
09 Sep 2008 13:11

she was gossipin wit Rikko.

About????

WhiteSockGirl
09 Sep 2008 13:12

Lahvee,... you just don't give up do you? You and Pizniz,... 'sigh'

Cnglemother
09 Sep 2008 13:15

So Sheila goes shopping and goes to a men's shop 2 pick up those men's tracksuits?i dont get it-how does she do a showoff 2 her girls with a plastic bag full of golfshirts -thank God she's a preetygal,where's TK?

Paralyzer
09 Sep 2008 13:19

Hi hi hi, ham is meat 4rom cow, now i hav heard everything! Whats was da gossip about?

Lahvee
09 Sep 2008 13:20

Guys who's that under the purple throw?? Why is she hiding?? Is it Tawana?? And is Sheila wearing TK's boxers?? That girl maan, she be wearing man shorts.. thats not gangsta!!

Cnglemother
09 Sep 2008 13:21

WSG,she was bout 2 tell him sumthin,she had 2 make him promise wat dey tok bout wil stay btwn da 2 of dem.lumpshops=lamb chops thanx 2 Boris lol!

WhiteSockGirl
09 Sep 2008 13:22

Link:
http://www.namibian.com.na/2008/September/national/08274F5F33.html

Big Brother Africa 3: Quirky SMSes

* IF u have a problem with Thami, see a shrink. We don't get paid to listen to your problems.

* ARE u quite sure Thami is from SA because he's remind me of Justice - irritating.

* TAWANA is the nanny of the crib.

* A NOTE to TK. A coat of many colours will not make u lively.

* IS TK in the house? I don't see his jersey.

* I THINK the jersey is the girlfriend ... so please stop hating the couple.

* MUNYA will kiss her (Lucille). He's taking it easy. There's no hurry in Zimbabwe.

* BIG Brother please block all the birthday wishes from the party puppers (sic).

* NO fans for Uti until he gets some growing up.

* LUCILLE is as hot as the Namib Desert. Give them hell girl.

* THIS Munya is de heat.

* SHEILA is the most beautiful girl in the house. She's just not feminine.

* WHAT I like about Thami is that the ladies in the house can't penetrate him.

* RICCO needs to put his shirt back on, his ribs are starting to scratch my TV.

* Compiled by Jean Sutherland

Paralyzer
09 Sep 2008 13:23

Guys there is chemistry btwn mu n lu! Lol@cngl about sheila n her golf shirts!

Lahvee
09 Sep 2008 13:25

<<ham is meat 4rom cow>> who's quote is that?? shim deserves a nomination..hehehe

WSG, I aint giving up on Muncille, they got unfinished bhizness :-)

Tawana says she's gonna pass out one night. U know I was thinking about it, if she actually faints on sunday when she gets "envicted" they must not cut to the garden, we want to see it all!! heheh can u see how im already seeing Tawana's next literal breakdown!

WhiteSockGirl
09 Sep 2008 13:25

Cnga, do you know what the peeps on the BBA forum are saying about the 'incident' on Saturday night between THE JERSEY and Tawana?

Paralyzer
09 Sep 2008 13:27

Those smses are fun-ny! Boris also speak really bad,ghana n uganda mus b neighbours! Latoya sleepin,pity its nt permanent!

Cnglemother
09 Sep 2008 13:29

What is in that pot? Lu luks terrified looking at the contents.

WhiteSockGirl
09 Sep 2008 13:31

My favorites:

* A NOTE to TK. A coat of many colours will not make u lively.

* IS TK in the house? I don't see his jersey.

* I THINK the jersey is the girlfriend ... so please stop hating the couple.

WhiteSockGirl
09 Sep 2008 13:31

My favorites:

* A NOTE to TK. A coat of many colours will not make u lively.

* IS TK in the house? I don't see his jersey.

* I THINK the jersey is the girlfriend ... so please stop hating the couple.

Paralyzer
09 Sep 2008 13:31

Boris is the ne who doesnt know his meat! @lahvee.Why did tawana wana pass out? That wud b very funny!

WhiteSockGirl
09 Sep 2008 13:32

Pizniz, our boy Boris is on the screen. Check out his body language.... he has such a crush on Lu's latest conquest

WhiteSockGirl
09 Sep 2008 13:33

What are they talking about? I don't get it

WhiteSockGirl
09 Sep 2008 13:36

Oh laawwwwdddd,... save me from Uti

Paralyzer
09 Sep 2008 13:37

There is touchin, he cudnt wait 2 get into bed wit uti dis afternoon...he also has a zebra striped speedo,no straight man wil wear that..his starin into uti's eyes,how sweet!

Cnglemother
09 Sep 2008 13:39

Favorite smsLMAO!

Paralyzer
09 Sep 2008 13:40

What is up with tks gloves, isnt it like 30degrees in jhb!

WhiteSockGirl
09 Sep 2008 13:43

TK,... looks uhm , a bit bloated????

Cnglemother
09 Sep 2008 13:47

Text is missing from my previous sms damn operamini,atleast i can post lemme stop complaining their server might go down again on me.

Paralyzer
09 Sep 2008 13:47

I really like sheila n uti's relationship, they bro's! Mnet must b lovin the free promotion for tv shows,except heroes!

Lahvee
09 Sep 2008 13:55

Latoya has morphed into Ricco's tail!

Lahvee
09 Sep 2008 14:06

Guys I know we are Afrikhuns and we suppose to eat with our hunds! But can Big-E please give these ppl proper cuttlery. Eating with egg lifters, wodden spoons, serving spoons, or whatever u call those things is just not Gangsta!! Show Big-E to the nearest shop plz, even plastic ones will do!! Yeses!!

WhiteSockGirl
09 Sep 2008 14:11

Alles omtrent Slatoya irriteer me - especially her voice. Have not heard one intelligent word from her yet... Yesterday she told Tami that she liked Abby's game... and that she watched BBA1 because of Abby. It is like she idolized Abby,... now, does that not say much about the girl

WhiteSockGirl
09 Sep 2008 14:16

They did not think the 'mal huis' theme through properly,... like with everything else they are doing. Very amateurish. But I have to give it to the housemates, they are handling it well. I would have been totally ‘mal’ by now

Paralyzer
09 Sep 2008 14:16

I dnt think we gona hear from cngle anymore...opera mini is fcuked up again....

Lahvee
09 Sep 2008 14:31

Tawana is trying TK's strategy... she's laying low, worried sick!! She wonders how Shiela and Latoya are handling nominations so well... but judging by the sms's, she could be next.. eish.. Latoya is not worth my airtime...

Gosh that Jersey must be smelling of stale smoke, armpit and sweat smell... eeeuuww. He said earlier that he hasnt showered in 2days... agghhh!!!! the jersey is alive all of sunday tho', its the cigarettes I guess.

Ricco would so fit in here in Cape Town. Cape Flats to be exact!! on some "hoss" thats how they greet..!!

Lady D
09 Sep 2008 14:42

Hi good peeps!Mimi is singing again.Mara what's with TK wearing the jersey,shorts,cap and gloves,i mean duhhhh!!!My gal Sheila is coming back!!!

Hey guys did you the amount of salt Mimi poured when she was cooking pap and i didn't hear anyone complaining

Mimi dictionary:Soffer=Suffer

Segololo
09 Sep 2008 14:58

WSG: Cng, Meme J wrote about your boy,.. >> Please send me the article... scan and mail it...

Segololo
09 Sep 2008 15:42

Does sLatoya actually think her jerry springer dance moves entertain us? She is lazy.. doesn't do tasks with a PHASHUN (passion), her Tatiana screams for Ricco just make me so UNGRY (angry), her cellulite pants *shaking head*, her STRUTHEJHI (strategy) to cause a fight between men is lame and sssssssoooooooo NOT entertaining...

MUGANZI:<<Slutoya...returns to the house with a vengeance!!! Shower Hour, We Can Believe in!!!!>> BUT Thamawa will come up for eviction again. She is an IRRITASHUN (irritation) at times but do we really want to watch a bad remake of the RiTa (Richiana) and AbGae (Abby and Gaetano) REELAESHUNSHUPS (relationships) on this BIG-E?
Come on!! Let's get rid of SLatoya, Send Thamawa to exile island, leave Sheila in the house and see who jers-man(TK) will pounce on next...

PEEEPLE(people) can someone please tell BIG-E that the hyena must stop giggling... Really, now!! He giggles all the time that I even think he giggles when he is peeing in the loo..

Why is Ricco wearing heels? Mimi earliuer was gaaning (going) on about HUR (her) salsa.. Can Big-E please let the woman do her thing!!!

Segololo
09 Sep 2008 15:44

BYE DA WEI (by the way) you can vote on the BIG-E website every hour!! GO vote, PEEEEPLE!!!

MADENZA
09 Sep 2008 16:44

latoya is actully very dump guys, she thinks ricco saved her bt i am voting for tawana

Meme J
09 Sep 2008 16:56

Oy peeps! See y'all and especially WSG are taking my name in vain!!
Tx WSG ... I'm struggling a bit this year ... this group hasn't got me as fired up as last year - yet! U're welcome to contribute a guest column!!!!! Truly :) :)
Any funny text or weird messages also welcome.
Hey Cnglemother, think your boy is sweet, but hella he needs to be resuscitated (sp?)!!
I always come here to check for the action I've missed and all your insightful and inciteful comments!! LOLZzzzz:)

Loving this tango task!!

Meme J
09 Sep 2008 17:01

@Lahvee: Latoya has morphed into Ricco's tail!
I about fell off my chair laughing!!
WSG, you're not going to like me tomorrow. I put in a few good words about Latoya, barely. Just so think the three up this week is the wrong choice.
Latoya's good for few more weeks. Tawana is so unbling, just like TK!!!
And Sheila's dayum cool.
It really should have been Morris and Thami - sorry SA peeps!!!

Meme J
09 Sep 2008 17:05

@ WSG: Now she giggles like a 13 year old…. I can’t keep up with her high and lows. She is bio-polar .

You make her sound like a threatened species of polar bear!! LOLz

Segololo
09 Sep 2008 18:28

Meme J<<U're welcome to contribute a guest column!!!!! Truly :) :) >>just might take you up on this one... So be careful when making such offers. SEERIUS (serious)

<<It really should have been Morris and Thami - sorry SA peeps!!! >> Whut (what) are you APULIGAIZING (apologising) for? I can't stand that hyena!!! Good gaad! I want him off my screen so badly I was hoping all of them would nominate him and Big-E would not even have a second nominee to put against him and he would get EMMIDIHATE(immediate) ENVICSHUN (eviction)

<<She is bio-polar . >> Ahem! BUT who exactly are you talking about here? (using My MIMI biochemistry degree) Meme J, THAAR IS NUTTING LYK BAYO-PHOLA... IT IS BAYE-PHOLAR!! (Meme J, there is nothing like bio-polar... it is bi-polar!!)

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