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CONFESSION OF A GAY BLAK MAN: September, SHAG ME IN MY CAR TOE!

Written by HARAMBE24 from the blog CONFESSION OF A GAY BLAK MAN: September, SHAG ME IN MY CAR TOE! on 08 Sep 2008
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HARAMBE24
08 Sep 2008 15:11

Happy reading people and enjoy it...might be the......

HARAMBE24
08 Sep 2008 15:11

Happy reading people and enjoy it...might be the......

Firstdvd
08 Sep 2008 15:27

H24 is back on his feet agaiiinnnnn! You remind me of this song SEX IN THE KITCHEN by R. Kelly. To be honest, i've been there lol! tl tl tl tl tl tl tl tl!

HARAMBE24
08 Sep 2008 15:30

You see, i am not alone with my parking lot drama...

Sam2say
08 Sep 2008 15:40

So u r gay, gantle gantle wena H25 i mean H24

Firstdvd
08 Sep 2008 15:41

Ja you not the only one but when i told my friend, he advice me to stop doing it, mean in the car because of X Y Z...But i had to understand him as he's never done it before!

Golden Star
09 Sep 2008 02:05

@H24 Your articles always leave me in awe. You seem to be having all the fun sana, hay'bo leave some for us kaloku :)

HARAMBE24
09 Sep 2008 02:10

thefun cums with a lot of heart pain golden star..lol

Centrepiece
09 Sep 2008 02:19

Good H24, i felt sorry for you when i read the article you wrote before this one........ but then i can see that you are not going to go down, you are a fighter.

Keep on having a good shag wherever and whenever!!!!!!! One question though what would you do if you had a chance to see that guy again????????

HARAMBE24
09 Sep 2008 02:23

Centrepiece: One question though what would you do if you had a chance to see that guy again????????
i would do him in a public park this time around....

Centrepiece
09 Sep 2008 02:28

......... @ H24 That good heh????? tl tl tl !!

Nonny
09 Sep 2008 02:40

Good for u H24, nami I've done it quite allot in the car and I really love the thrill.

"(note: this might be my last confession of a gay black man article. I might deregister as Harambe24 to H24. Not sure yet, so hang on to your bloumas toe)"
U can change ur username a thousand times, as long as u remain urself asinandaba!!!!

Nonny
09 Sep 2008 02:42

I also usd to hate functions like ama beauty contests, funerals & ama get-2-geda amancane, until I realised that that's where ziwa khona.

Cande
09 Sep 2008 02:42

H24, i am still in shock.

HARAMBE24
09 Sep 2008 02:46

Cande: shock, for what -- its the truth and wena Nonny: shem, LOL...o stout

pariri
09 Sep 2008 02:48

When the crowd cheered inside the hall, I was busy cheering on for every thrust!!!! haahahahahaha H24 uhamba wedwa sana
so hang on to your bloumas toe, double LOL

Nonny
09 Sep 2008 02:51

H24, i am still in shock.
Don't u have any gay friends Cande? This is nothing. My one gay friend is our close friend's FATHER's shag mate, and our friend has no idea.

carino
09 Sep 2008 02:58

My one gay friend is our close friend's FATHER's shag mate, and our friend has no idea.

Lawd have mercy!!!!!

J-Girl
09 Sep 2008 03:05

I'm with Nonny, doesnt matter what u change your name to, as long as the articles are there, we will love you still

Pooky
09 Sep 2008 03:06

My one gay friend is our close friend's FATHER's shag mate, and our friend has no idea.

WHAT?? oh my gosh

Cande
09 Sep 2008 03:12

n't u have any gay friends Cande? This is nothing. My one gay friend is our close friend's FATHER's shag mate, and our friend has no idea.

Gawd..! you guys.nc nc nc

HARAMBE24
09 Sep 2008 03:13

Nonny: that is so true girl......My one gay friend is our close friend's FATHER's shag mate, and our friend has no idea.
WTF?????

Toxic
09 Sep 2008 03:29

Enjoyed reading this H24...............nothing more to say except u have a liver! was this pageant for gay people? like, how did u know the guy u picked up was gay?

myname
09 Sep 2008 03:33

Nkos'onofefe H24 maar ustout maan...... Eish talking about ismackdown, this past weekend i had a wonderful shag from my New Shangaan man. Ooooh God bless him (in Isley Brother's voice). DAMIT!!! Viva Harambe LOL

andi01
09 Sep 2008 03:42

My one gay friend is our close friend's FATHER's shag mate, and our friend has no idea. My my my

@H24, u crazy ass nigga, did u use protection

Orie
09 Sep 2008 03:43

H24 .... SO are you gay??? Did you use condoms,,, I see something about cum and car tissue.... Mhhhh,. I also had a great shagging weekend as promised last week thursday... It was more than I expected. Maybe we should meet H24 and shag our partners in the parking lot (rite next to each other), we'll c who'll cum first and who will scream the loudest.

Nonny
09 Sep 2008 03:51

"Eish talking about ismackdown, this past weekend i had a wonderful shag from my New Shangaan man. "
halala Myname, siyakubongela mtakama, nathi usidlele kulowomthombo wakho...LOL

"Was this pageant for gay people? like, how did u know the guy u picked up was gay?"
@ Tox, u know how gay people are, they always try their luck and sometimes they are really lucky.

Lawd have mercy!!!!!
yah man Miss Party aka Carino, I always say that will all the things that we witness nowadays, liyabhubha fo sho izwe!!!!

Nonny
09 Sep 2008 03:54

H24 .... SO are you gay???
The blog title is: "CONFESSION OF A GAY BLACK MAN"......so clearly he is gay Orie, next thing u are gonna ask H24 is: "Are u black?".

JadaPinkett
09 Sep 2008 03:54

HARAMBERA24...You damn killing about this article coz it turns me on... And sengize ngachama...Awe mah ngaze ngafa ukuqhanyelwa!

Fox_River
09 Sep 2008 03:55

good question Orie, Did you use a condom

Orie
09 Sep 2008 03:58

@Nonny.....Yho. Okay I understand,,, But H24.. offer yanga ikhadivha yo vulea...

andi01
09 Sep 2008 04:03

ROTFLMAOL, @ Nonny-The blog title is: "CONFESSION OF A GAY BLACK MAN"......so clearly he is gay Orie, next thing u are gonna ask H24 is: "Are u black?".and after Orie will be like, are you confessing?, LOL

Msoe
09 Sep 2008 04:06

You neva unswered H24, how did you know that the guy was gay? You can fit at the the feet compartment .....tjo! you small hey

pinkdollar
09 Sep 2008 04:06

And sengize ngachama... - Oh Jada uweak vriendin, more visual 8ex entics have been discussed here ..
good question Orie, Did you use a condom - one thing i 'know' about this proudly gay boy is he's not only horny but clever too - so i wouldnt worry about that, or kanjani Harambe?

thank you Harambe

Nonny
09 Sep 2008 04:09

and after Orie will be like, are you confessing?, LOL
ahhahahaaha Andi01, glad to see u are getting my point!

HARAMBERA24...You damn killing about this article coz it turns me on... And sengize ngachama...Awe mah ngaze ngafa ukuqhanyelwa!
LMAO @ Jada, u weak thing, uqanyelwe ngempela hey, u can't even spell Harambe's name now.

molibelis
09 Sep 2008 04:12

Bathong Tjovitjo ke yona, Dont mind about the palace

Centrepiece
09 Sep 2008 04:19

................@ Orie i am still waiting for the juicy details, so pls GB or PM me, whatever suits you.

p.s. are you still friends with the dude?

molibelis
09 Sep 2008 04:20

Did the Guy make Love to u or he Fucked U,girl....Confess, or mabye le havile sex feela......they say Fucking is good dont mind about the Pain........it will be over soon but pls Fuck Me Papie.........iyooooooooooooooooo Ho monate blokong

myname
09 Sep 2008 04:25

Eish Nonny bengikhohlwe ngayo yonke into standwa sam. I was somewhere LOL. ......No more dry season for mwaaa. ......Kunini ndilamba rhaaaa

mabhebheza
09 Sep 2008 04:28

Mokgotsi..!
Uskhokho sa papa!

myname
09 Sep 2008 04:30

Mobelis u r on fire babes hahahahahaha this blog e monate darling

pinkdollar
09 Sep 2008 04:38

Did the Guy make Love to u or he Fucked U - does it matter? most important fact is...he came & enjoyed the ride

Orie
09 Sep 2008 04:42

@centrepiece....We are still friends,, Thursday I met him and he just looked at me( He ended up saying "where should we start?") I answered anywere.. so we watched movies and wen its time for bed he just held me and Gaaaaaddd he smelled delicious..... so we kissed and by the time he penetrates I was like mississipi river, Very wet and helped him in, Ohhhh Centre, The guy is good, he took his time and now I knw its not about the styles, Its actually about knowing how to use the machine....

We decided not to work of friday and yesterday so that we can just enjoy our self. Our self phones were off and It was just us and the shagg, I think I enjoy sleeping with him. Not sure if its love yet but he is good and hge is Venda so maybe thats why i enjoyed.....He also know how to play around with his tongue, not those people who beleive that kissing is about transporting their saliva (mathe/mare) to you.. thats disgusting....So I had a super good shagging long weekend,, rite now my thingy is craving for him still. He is just so good

belz
09 Sep 2008 04:43

and after Orie will be like, are you confessing> LMAO!!! molibelis: you need an exorcist!!!!

libra
09 Sep 2008 04:46

dont you guys know that some straight guys prefare a gay shag now and then just to keep them motivated and inspired,they say men know how to do it better.

Nonny
09 Sep 2008 04:55

Did the Guy make Love to u or he Fucked U - does it matter? most important fact is...he came & enjoyed the ride
Thank u Pinkdollar for the responmse u gave, Yazi phela this is like asking: "Did u guys hold hands and pray b4 u shagged".......hayi man, bathong, stop aksing imibuzo engasile, clearly this session was not about making love, but getting a good *bleep!* and that's what H24 got!!!

"dont you guys know that some straight guys prefare a gay shag now and then just to keep them motivated and inspired,they say men know how to do it better."
This is so true Libra, vele futhi it has been proven that gay men give the best blow jobs, coz they are men themselves, and futhi they live on the back door/chocolate factory that mosty woman don't like entertaining!!!

pinkdollar
09 Sep 2008 05:03

dont you guys know that some straight guys prefare a gay shag - i think you ladies should try it too - have a one night stand with your best friend, lick her the only way you wish a man would do it and that's the way straight men feel about gays. Publicly they act like they hate them but behind the closed doorrs - they love the tight entrances..or is it exits..LOL

pinkdollar
09 Sep 2008 05:04

doorrs - meant to write doors

Nonny
09 Sep 2008 05:07

Publicly they act like they hate them but behind the closed doorrs - they love the tight entrances..or is it exits..LOL
ahahahaha Pindollar rather say exits, that suddenly have two way functions.......LOL

pinkdollar
09 Sep 2008 05:13

Pindollar rather say exits, that suddenly have two way functions.......- i think we should add one more function - analingus...not sure if that's what its called tho (licking that area)...yuck some things people do in the name of horniness

Nonny
09 Sep 2008 05:27

"think we should add one more function - analingus...not sure if that's what its called tho (licking that area)...yuck some things people do in the name of horniness"
EEEEEEWWWWW, that is really yucky, imagine while a person is licking and the tongue returns to ur mouth with a bt of ishlama-hlama........ewww,....oh hell no!!!

andi01
09 Sep 2008 05:29

Ehe he he he

pinkdollar
09 Sep 2008 05:30

EEEEEEWWWWW, that is really yucky, imagine while a person is licking and the tongue returns to ur mouth with a bt of ishlama-hlama........ewww,....oh hell no!!! - some people get turned on by this....i would fart in the mouth if someone did that to me

andi01
09 Sep 2008 05:31

they love the tight entrances..or is it exits.- any exit point can be used as an entrance unless there is a "NO ENTRY SIGN", yah just like the one hanging in my black arse.

andi01
09 Sep 2008 05:34

ROTFLMAOL @ pinkdollar-some people get turned on by this....i would fart in the mouth if someone did that to me

Nonny
09 Sep 2008 05:36

"ome people get turned on by this....i would fart in the mouth if someone did that to me"
hhahahahaha OMG, Pinkdollar I haven't laughed this much all day, the imagery of farting in someone's mouth is killing me!!!!

any exit point can be used as an entrance unless there is a "NO ENTRY SIGN", yah just like the one hanging in my black arse.
hahahaha Andile, u like breaking ama rules ne?

andi01
09 Sep 2008 05:55

@ Nonny- sweety rules were made to be broken. Niggas can be bore their black asses all they want as long as they keep me outa dat. i dont mind getting all the "chocolate brown" details

pinkdollar
09 Sep 2008 05:59

Niggas can be bore their black asses all they want as long as they keep me outa dat - i dare you to give it a try andi01...you'll be hooked, that's a promise

andi01
09 Sep 2008 06:05

@ Nonny- mngane I have a problem, I spend 4 days without my man, and when I see him over the weekends he shags me (1 round friday night, 1 saturday morning, 1 saturday night, and 1 sunday night) according to him we shouldnt rush ngomdavazo coz we have our whole lives ahead & that to him sex shouldnt be the main aim of the relationship, he loves umdavazo with me, but he loves me more than he loves umdavazo. According to me this is called "umdavazo starvation"
What shud i do, coz I love him, I am considering spikiung his dring with Viarga so that he can davaza me till cows come how, coz he is great when it comes to davazing

andi01
09 Sep 2008 06:08

@ Pinkdollar-i dare you to give it a try andi01...you'll be hooked, that's a promise. HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, like hell i wud be Nigga pulezzzzz. Yhooo imagine me gettin my tiny behind being bhobozwad, hay khona, NEVER

pariri
09 Sep 2008 06:10

i would fart in the mouth if someone did that to me
LOL haybo pinkdollar hehehehehehehhe

pinkdollar
09 Sep 2008 06:14

HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO - that was just classic.
Yhooo imagine me gettin my tiny behind being bhobozwad, - maybe for this function only find umuntu onocikicane to onwaya you there ONLY and get you used to the exit being used as an entrance..

What shud i do, coz I love him, - I feel like sis Dolly now. Seduce him more. Sleep without your panties on and rub your behind on his thing...that should arouse him. Or give him a blow job everytime you want some

andi01
09 Sep 2008 06:22

@Pinkdollar, i do sleep without ma panties but i just hate feeling like I have to always make the first . The thing is I dont want him thinking I am a b**ch (which i am by nature), coz this might decrease my mothers chances of getting some lobola from this great fakhin nigga.

I will do the blow job (woza friday, boy by saturday morning his tummy will be bloated LOL)

andi01
09 Sep 2008 06:23

Sometimes I think he is stingy bcoz he knows how lekker his dinges is. thinking about it makes me jaas.

pinkdollar
09 Sep 2008 06:27

I will do the blow job (woza friday, boy by saturday morning his tummy will be bloated LOL) ha haaaa....zange ndahleka kangaka andi..yini..nawe kaloku dont blow him like you're blowing a balloon - that's a different blow altogether..i still cant stop LOL thou

tisto
09 Sep 2008 06:28

hey guys, i tried doing it bt ayzange ingene mayb my but hole is so small can any1 gv advice. i realy want to try it pppplllllzzzzz!!

pinkdollar
09 Sep 2008 06:30

harambe did explain how to master this tisto..just can remember on which blog. just leave a message on his gb, he'll happily advise

HARAMBE24
09 Sep 2008 06:36

Toxic: i wanted the guy, and i was not going to ask if he is gay or not. But the way he shags, i bet he is "straight". this was not a gay contest, it was just a beauty contest. Orie do zhia offer ya we...YES, I DID USE A CONDOM AND A LUBE - HAPPY NOW?

BY THE WAY, WE FUCKED PERIOD..I DONT HAVE SEX OR MAKE LOVE - SO NIGHTIES

andi01
09 Sep 2008 06:38

@Pinkdollar- I once dated a jail-bird, who tried to enter through the back door, I refused and he dumped me, i guess that put me off the whole "back door" thing. The girl he dated after me says he enjoyed the back door more than her front door, which i find frightening. So i guess I will never try this, ha-a sana not for me.

@Pinkdollar-nawe kaloku dont blow him like you're blowing a balloon - that's a different blow altogether, LOL, chill nigga I know what you mean (have done it before), I just wanted you to laugh.

pinkdollar
09 Sep 2008 06:43

chill nigga I know what you mean (have done it before), I just wanted you to laugh.
phewwww (that's my big sigh of relief) you almost had me worried there...umnt' wabantu ebezakusuza the whole week following that LOL

andi01
09 Sep 2008 06:46

@Pinkdollar-umnt' wabantu ebezakusuza the whole week following that LOL, ehleli eyintsuzi kakade (he likes baked beans LOL)

Madam Dee
09 Sep 2008 06:52

@TISTO get a lubricant, someone mentioned it sometime ago, bt hey guys i imagine this whole behind business to be painful,it sounds fascinating though.
Anyways heres something else, i saw this threesome video and this lady was shagged both ways. i know im a freak but has any of the ladies in TVSA tried a threesome. im thinking of doing it, pls advise

HARAMBE24
09 Sep 2008 06:55

Madam Dee: yes,i have done them.....but i am not a girl

Madam Dee
09 Sep 2008 07:21

@H24, dont leave me hanging phela, and?

HARAMBE24
09 Sep 2008 07:26

@ Madam Dee-----It was out of this world...i was exhousted ...i think it is something one should do once - not everyday....the guys where hott...

PY
09 Sep 2008 07:41

This blow job thing reminds me of the dream dream i had between sunday night or monday morning (not sure about the time coz i did'nt check it)...I dreamed sucking my man's totolozi & it turned to a pink colour although it is balck in colour....I wanted 2 vomit but then I wake only 2 find out that i was dreaming i quickly went 2 the loo and washed my mouth.....my gaud iTotolozi kaTikolosh

PY
09 Sep 2008 07:45

i meant ,this blow job thingy reminds me of the dream...ignore the reapited word dream

PY
09 Sep 2008 07:47

balck in colour....I wanted 2 vomit but then I wake up only mistake again sorry guyz

pinkdollar
09 Sep 2008 08:26

dreamed sucking my man's totolozi & it turned to a pink colour although it is balck in colour - say whaattt??? hayi i think you need a real suck so you dont dream such nonsense. Hay uqinisile bandla yekathikoloshe wangempela ejikayo in colour...think ilovane (dont know engrish word for it)

Nonny
09 Sep 2008 08:33

Sometimes I think he is stingy bcoz he knows how lekker his dinges is. thinking about it makes me jaas.
Andile, I would never survive with a man this stingy. Ngingavele ngitshontshe eceleni. But ke ncenga sisi, since u love the guys, uyoze athambe shem!!!

zozozo
09 Sep 2008 08:50

i can imagine itotolosi ka tk,,,yho gal you got a bad dream(lOL)anyways
maybe u should try ur mans and see if des a diffrnce?

Shadow
10 Sep 2008 19:31

I walked up to the guy and asked him where the toilets are? He thought I was mad but he pointed me at the direction. I told him that the contest is boring and that if we go to the bathrooms, we can still come back and find the contest still on. He thought I was joking and I was not. He was not keen on the whole bathroom shag as people where walking in and out of the area.
Sjoooe...U got guts H24. Big-ups!!

beckyre
06 Oct 2009 16:24

hi, i know this is long overdue, but i once tried doing it at the back but the thing couldn't get inside my behind, we tried so hard that my asshole became very painful for 2 days. so how do u guyz do it. or is it because my mans thing is big?

mathata
06 Oct 2009 16:44

lord has mersoooooooooo!

Storrm
06 Oct 2009 16:50

oh my gosh Harambe LOL...let me read on

MAGNET2DISASTER
07 Oct 2010 13:00

WOW!THATS ALL I CAN SAY

CNAZO A.K.A NAUGHTYGAL
07 Oct 2010 13:53

beckyre =we tried so hard that my asshole became very painful for 2 days. so how do u guyz do it. or is it because my mans thing is big? lol it happened to me when it was my first time to do it ,it was very pain full,even now i dont enjoy it that much coz i painfull
azange ndahleka so eish guys your comments ziyangigqiba

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