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I dont know how you do it

Written by Puma from the blog I dont know how you do it on 29 Aug 2008
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Well, in an attempt to spice things up in the bedroom, my partner and I took our love-making one gear up and changed directions from front to rear entry.
Well... we tried to at least. After several attempts and what felt like a broken anus later, I was bitterly disappointed in the fact that maybe I am not anatomically equipt to take it in where something is meant to come out!!!

So, how does everyone else manage it? How lubricated must one really be? Does it help if your partner has a macaroni for a penis?

My apologies upfront if anyone of you might find this offensive and crude. And to the sexually liberated, please do enlighten me.

30 Comments

Puma
29 Aug 2008 08:42

Well then...

andi01
29 Aug 2008 08:46

First and for most, how big is your man's dinges???

zolx
29 Aug 2008 08:51

I'd also like to know how people manage, cause the first time we tried i had piles..now how do you guys do it...H24 are you in the house to come to the rescue?

ouch
29 Aug 2008 08:56

@ Zolx, so I am not alone then!
@ Andi01: It's big enough to NOT allow entry whatsoever!!!!

Toodecent
29 Aug 2008 08:56

Never thought Takwendo's babesfsssss would be on TVSA ;-)

ouch
29 Aug 2008 08:58

Huh?

Nonny
29 Aug 2008 08:58

"Well, in an attempt to spice things up in the bedroom, my partner and I took our love-making one gear up and changed directions from front to rear entry."
I like the way u phrased this. Neway mina I think that chocolate factory should only be for exit purposes, coz umangenana khona is too damn painful, I'd rather leave that department to the shims to explore vele abana option bona........LOL!!!!

eish-bo
29 Aug 2008 09:03

he he he

ouch
29 Aug 2008 09:04

Harambe 24!!!! Where are you?! Get your ass out here ( ass being the operative word) and give some expert advise on the matter : )!!!

andi01
29 Aug 2008 09:31

@Nonny- hay cha nami maybe ke I am old fashioned but I honestly belive that, the back door shouldnt be an option between male and female.

Puma
29 Aug 2008 09:37

I personally haven't tried it and I don't know if I will, but I have heard from some of my girlfriends that it does become very pleasurable after some time.
Good luck OUCH, for me that is territory I am not ready to venture into.

Pooky
29 Aug 2008 09:43

HARAMBE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ukuphi??

imandi ma udakiwe
iyanyisa ma u -sober
But now that i dont drink anymore i guess i'll neva do it again

TheLady
29 Aug 2008 09:49

Maybe you should start with a finger up your behind. That I loooove. He has to be gently though eg touch the area around that-when you are really enjoying it he can stick his finger in. Now that's heaven. I haven't tried itotolozi ngiyasaba.

ouch
29 Aug 2008 09:54

Yep, tried the finger tactic and really enjoyed it!

playgal
29 Aug 2008 10:02

my man always tries to do it as in when he knows im in da mood he wil take out his toto wen its in da front door and he would wanna purposely put it in da backdoor.
think dat its just not da way to go coz obviously wen da front door is sour wen u put him in how much more wen u allow him to go to da back?

and anyway there are other things u can do to spice it up and fun places u can do it, at just to make it more enjoyable 2 u without da

Pooky
29 Aug 2008 10:04

wow Lady!!!!

I remember when i arrived here last year Oct, how tabooish it was to talk about totolozis/positions/backdoors/blow jobz , the whole shebang. ngikhumbula ngelinye ilanga ngizibuzela nje a few naughty Qs, shu ngaphoxwa kanjani shem...yah neh how times have changed......en nou yoh ayipheli iveki kungathethwa ngayo.....LOL

Peachy
29 Aug 2008 10:27

LOL @ Pooky.....now you can go ahead ask your naughty Q's dear, atleast you wont be phoxwa-ed much!!

But seriously, when he gets through the back door, what happens to the front door in the meanwhile...i mean its (front door) supposed to stay warm, hot and inviting, isn't it?? One surely gets hurt through the back door, not unless your guy is genlty and mhhhh...warm himself!!!

HARAMBE24
29 Aug 2008 10:44

SFEBE se bareng ke harambe is here....
Darling, this is easy ..gay men have this kind of sex every day..i just had my legs on a car dashboard not so long ago. How to screw from the back: Get a water based lubrication, clicks has them dear....and lubricate that ass of yours, there is no such thing as too much lubrication oil...gooi man...Rim: honey this is when your man screws you with his finger, let him lubricate his finger and start by using one finger and then the next one...this should be done gentle..if he can sqeeze in two fingers and your still fine..his totolozi will be fine in there........RELAX your anus muscles darling, the more you relax the less painful it gets...Why its painful: its when the muscles around you anus are not streched..virgin anus darling, once his fingers poke through the tight area..the inside of you is very hallow..you can take any size of any dick..SHUT UP: i know what i am talking about....the first time you have anal sex with him , it must be gentle..lots of rimming and foreplay..the idea is to get your anus muscles relaxed..let him not rush into popping his pipi...gentle, let him slide in..dont forget the lube, alwasy lubi his pipi or codom...it is suppose to get sore the first couple of times but after a while, your muscles get used to it and you can have a fab ass shag..LOts of love.....harambelicious

what aka mathata
29 Aug 2008 16:33

let me call DR LOVE,esho.

awelani
30 Aug 2008 03:17

where are the parents?? LOL

:-)

humbelani
30 Aug 2008 04:06

I think Thami is going to bring the mula home

TheLady
30 Aug 2008 05:32

Thanx H24-let me go speak to my man, he suggested we upgrade from the finger to a carrot hahaha.

carino
30 Aug 2008 06:04

hayi cha ngiyabonga.... its painful enough doing its job, now how will it feel like if its doing something else.....yho.. ngeke mina shem... ipunani is made for this cos its flexible... why put your hole in such torture when you have a perfect puni???

awelani
30 Aug 2008 06:12

he suggested we upgrade from the finger to a carrot hahaha.tl tl tl tl,, i cant picture myself doing it, No NO No!! u go ahead and do it 4 us who will NEVER do it.

Lushi
30 Aug 2008 09:57

Hayi nam Enkosi bantu benkosi not in my anus andidlali kanjalo

Shezi0
03 Sep 2008 06:45

@ TheLady i like the finger idea i'm gonna try it

zowee
03 Sep 2008 07:01

and then ungaphumi unuka ke ngoku umnwe?

Floh
06 Sep 2008 04:17

So umumwe ugqokiswa i gloves or icondom, phela emgodini kunodoti sonke siyazi bandla.

Advice: PLEASE HAVE AIR FRESHNER HANDY SO AFTER THE SHAGGY SHAGGY, YOU SPRAY THE ROOM.

Mina ngiyithanda ngaphambili.

Floh
06 Sep 2008 04:17

DJ Why why
07 Sep 2008 04:06

Ha ha ha ha ha @ Zowee, that's what i have been thinking......the Ecoli on the finger/nails. LOL at airfreshner!

Hayi maan am too old school for that, have had two peops try slyly to go there, and i wud ask if they are nt lost ....with a killa look on my face....that says ...I DARE YOU TO SAY YES.

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