Written by Toxic from the blog Anything Goes on 22 Aug 2008 Favourite this post
Toodecent 22 Aug 2008 02:09
Toodecent 22 Aug 2008 02:10
Nonny 22 Aug 2008 02:16
Nice article Tox, but ke I on't drink alcohol *but ke if u do catch me drunk one day, just know that day will be my first time*..........LOLMy friend figures that when you’re constantly getting sloshed, your face takes on a certain expression and if you continue drinking excessively, the expression sets in you then get the phuza face. Think Blade Nzimande!ahahhahahah this is a good one, eish but PF is a scary thing, especially on women!!!
Toxic 22 Aug 2008 02:17
awelani 22 Aug 2008 02:19
Toxic 22 Aug 2008 02:20
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tha - bang 22 Aug 2008 02:24
Nonny 22 Aug 2008 02:24
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Nonny 22 Aug 2008 02:27
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Toodecent 22 Aug 2008 02:28
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Toxic 22 Aug 2008 02:30
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Renegade 22 Aug 2008 02:36
monchooza 22 Aug 2008 02:37
kick-s 22 Aug 2008 02:37
WhiteSockGirl 22 Aug 2008 02:37
Nonny 22 Aug 2008 02:38
Luksta 22 Aug 2008 02:40
Toxic 22 Aug 2008 02:41
awelani 22 Aug 2008 02:49
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Segololo 22 Aug 2008 02:56
belz 22 Aug 2008 02:57
Nonny 22 Aug 2008 03:02
Segololo 22 Aug 2008 03:03
Toxic 22 Aug 2008 03:05
carino 22 Aug 2008 03:06
carino 22 Aug 2008 03:08
Miss K 22 Aug 2008 03:10
Renegade 22 Aug 2008 03:10
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Cody 22 Aug 2008 03:13
Pooky 22 Aug 2008 03:16
Toxic 22 Aug 2008 03:17
Miss K 22 Aug 2008 03:17
Renegade 22 Aug 2008 03:19
Nonny 22 Aug 2008 03:21
Cody 22 Aug 2008 03:21
New Cafe's Faithful Bitch Me too Miss K
Cody 22 Aug 2008 03:24
Renegade 22 Aug 2008 03:25
Jordan 22 Aug 2008 03:25
molibelis 22 Aug 2008 03:28
I dont have problem le batho ba Nwang,but bibble says Lenwe empa le se ke la Tahwa,so if u have been drunk,its all depand on u,
Toxic 22 Aug 2008 03:29
Miss K 22 Aug 2008 03:32
Pooky 22 Aug 2008 03:32
haiybo yini ngathi nifuna igazi lam'..........LOLphumani ku Nonny zidakwane.....phumani, phuma sathane!!! LOL
Nonny 22 Aug 2008 03:34
Pooky 22 Aug 2008 03:34
Renegade 22 Aug 2008 03:36
Nonny 22 Aug 2008 03:36
Toxic 22 Aug 2008 03:38
Renegade 22 Aug 2008 03:38
Toodecent 22 Aug 2008 03:41
One drink I always make sure that whenever I drink it, I have a solution for it meaning am covered its Amarula. Sh!t that thing the more I drink it and get drunk the more horney I get and its not nice drinking it with HOT babesffs next to you or winding around. ;-(
Toxic 22 Aug 2008 03:43
Toxic 22 Aug 2008 03:44
tha - bang 22 Aug 2008 03:45
Pooky 22 Aug 2008 03:48
carino 22 Aug 2008 03:48
Strolicious 22 Aug 2008 03:49
u guys r passinate abt ur drinks ne...mina i one of those who r naturally tipsy ,i do drink occasional.there is this guys abesihamba naye so uyabuza niphuzani .i told him i want a liquo cooler athini wayibona etv manje sewufuna ukuyiphuza ngemali yami,wena Nonny uma ngiku maginer wena ngathi uyilaba abaphuza bese bacule kakhulu,phezulu ngo razo(raketi) jack
carino 22 Aug 2008 03:49
Nonny 22 Aug 2008 03:50
Pooky 22 Aug 2008 03:53
carino 22 Aug 2008 03:54
Nonny 22 Aug 2008 03:54
Renegade 22 Aug 2008 03:57
Nonny 22 Aug 2008 03:57
felfel 22 Aug 2008 03:57
carino 22 Aug 2008 04:01
felfel 22 Aug 2008 04:02
Strolicious 22 Aug 2008 04:04
awuzi hlobo kwamnandi ekhaya, nice article Tox xpecial for vanday,Nonny shlobo ngigcwele ngawe.....
Pooky 22 Aug 2008 04:05
ever tasted those those brandy chocolates from Sweets from Heaven??...shu zi strongo shem but very nice, i used to buy a whole buch and eat them whenever i had man problems...zazinglaslisa kamnanditalk about killing two birds with one stone....chocolate + booze...LOL
felfel 22 Aug 2008 04:08
Pooky 22 Aug 2008 04:09
monchooza 22 Aug 2008 04:15
Cnglemother 22 Aug 2008 04:15
mabhebheza 22 Aug 2008 04:15
Pooky 22 Aug 2008 04:16
Segololo 22 Aug 2008 04:17
Centrepiece 22 Aug 2008 04:18
carino 22 Aug 2008 04:19
Ngqesta 22 Aug 2008 04:24
Segololo 22 Aug 2008 04:24
Pooky 22 Aug 2008 04:25
carino 22 Aug 2008 04:28
mabhebheza 22 Aug 2008 04:32
Cody 22 Aug 2008 04:33
I once heard of a Strawberry Daquiri, on backstage, Marubini liked to order it at Dukes, that is when i tried it just to sound clever to guys! hai, i couldnt even drink the whole glass, the guys asked, hawu, you said that is what you normally order mos, i just said, no maan im just not feeling well today! hai bo cleva mare!!!!I like the faithful Bitch with that pink clitoris hanging! mmmmm! i also liked this shooter.......mmm the name excapes me... ya maan! the blow job, very nice, i want to try that flamming lambogini (news cafe). has anyone tried it?
awelani 22 Aug 2008 04:36
sjura 22 Aug 2008 04:37
felfel 22 Aug 2008 04:37
carino 22 Aug 2008 04:40
awelani 22 Aug 2008 04:40
sjura 22 Aug 2008 04:42
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Centrepiece 22 Aug 2008 04:43
Cody 22 Aug 2008 04:44
Centrepiece 22 Aug 2008 04:45
Pooky 22 Aug 2008 04:46
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myname 22 Aug 2008 04:53
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mabhebheza 22 Aug 2008 04:57
Cody 22 Aug 2008 04:59
Toxic 22 Aug 2008 04:59
Awelani, i've edited it. U can come play :)Long Island is also nice but very toxic....soooo much vodka but i love me some vodka...............@Felfel: yeah, one glass and i've had enough. Don't buy one from Primi @ Heathway pleaseeeee! TOTAL rip-off. right now i am having some Mauritian rum, which my boss bought for the office....I am having it in a mug....so yah people here in the office think its coffee that i am drinking..LMAO Monchoo!!
felfel 22 Aug 2008 04:59
Sjura J&B is nice with lemonade neh......yha That Long Island is expensive but it lasts and does the trick, but yhoo hayi it toxic, vodka , gin, tequila and rum in one glass CABANGA!!!!Cody that strawberry daquiri is boring to me now coz of all the ice, its not worth the money and it can make you suffer brain freeze from all that crushed ice.........they also have a virgin one with no alcohol.........boring
Pooky 22 Aug 2008 04:59
awelani 22 Aug 2008 05:00
awelani 22 Aug 2008 05:05
Pooky 22 Aug 2008 05:08
LOL@ this Takunyisa word...is it Ndakunyisa in xhosa???Yatsho yandicingisa this cheap wine that's called Intombeneshori / Patyutyu/ Oom Tas/ Mtshovalale........LOL
sjura 22 Aug 2008 05:10
Holler! 22 Aug 2008 05:10
monchooza 22 Aug 2008 05:11
Cnglemother 22 Aug 2008 05:14
Pooky 22 Aug 2008 05:14
Pooky 22 Aug 2008 05:16
Segololo 22 Aug 2008 05:20
mabhebheza 22 Aug 2008 05:20
belz 22 Aug 2008 05:24
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mabhebheza 22 Aug 2008 05:25
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mabhebheza 22 Aug 2008 05:30
awelani 22 Aug 2008 05:30
Toxic 22 Aug 2008 05:35
Segololo, your story is hilarious babe! can't copy it cause it's soo long mara it cracked me up!!!i dont drink beer its 2bitter so if ikati lidla eziko( poverty/Broke) i will mix beer with lots of Sugar & Foro ,Sweeto or Oros ! 4the sake of i plugg.... LOL Mabhebheza*is this an AA meeting...Hello centrepiece (greeting u is, Tox, Rene, Sego, Monchooza, Pooky & the rest of zwidakwa zwa tvsa), lemme taka a long walk outta here b4 i get hit by 'stray' bottles,, - - - - - -Bonita(Multiple Personalities Disroder)?? LOLtl tl tl tl Awelani!!Phuza face is caused by: the expression ur face makes ie( frown ) when u take strong stuff..mostly cheap alchohol..eg...cheap brandy or Takunyisa ... copyrights www.mabhebheza@ziyawa.comThatha mababes!
Toxic 22 Aug 2008 05:44
Molilo 22 Aug 2008 05:45
Holler! 22 Aug 2008 05:48
sjura 22 Aug 2008 05:50
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Holler! 22 Aug 2008 06:01
carino 22 Aug 2008 06:05
Holler! 22 Aug 2008 06:08
Segololo 22 Aug 2008 06:08
awelani 22 Aug 2008 06:11
And am I the only one that thinks Southern Comfort is a bit too oily??? Nna it always used to go down like Borstol...Recovering Alcoholic in the house..tl tl tl.
Cody 22 Aug 2008 06:16
Segololo 22 Aug 2008 06:20
Onna 22 Aug 2008 06:21
Onna 22 Aug 2008 06:22
JadaPinkett 22 Aug 2008 06:30
felfel 22 Aug 2008 06:42
Toxic 22 Aug 2008 06:52
Thanks Sego for the link!LOL @ Jada's drunk breakdownsFelfel.....i was never one to experiment mara i can't see how that mixture would make me drunk so maybe u're right it was in your heads.....
PY 22 Aug 2008 07:00
carino 22 Aug 2008 07:21
<<And am I the only one that thinks Southern Comfort is a bit too oily??? Nna it always used to go down like Borstol...Recovering Alcoholic in the house..tl tl tl. >> and the first sign of an alcoholic is denying they drink.... Hhhhhhmmmmmmm!hahahahaahahahaaahaaa
Miss K 22 Aug 2008 07:23
Toxic 22 Aug 2008 07:25
Pooky 22 Aug 2008 07:35
Toxic 22 Aug 2008 08:06
i think we all had an uncle that forced us to taste beer at some point in our lives....
belz 22 Aug 2008 08:08
carino 22 Aug 2008 08:22
awelani 22 Aug 2008 08:27
carino 22 Aug 2008 08:28
Cande 23 Aug 2008 14:40
Brown Shuga 24 Aug 2008 03:59
Toxic, you drink?? You don't look/sound like someone who drinks. *walks on by*
sjura 25 Aug 2008 04:32
Toxic 25 Aug 2008 04:37
Cande 07 Nov 2008 15:01
Best-Achiever 07 Nov 2008 15:10
Cande ...you can do with Shamma's services, i hope she gets in touch with you
Cande 07 Nov 2008 15:16
Best-Achiever 07 Nov 2008 15:29
Cande 07 Nov 2008 15:33
Shuga babe 07 Nov 2008 15:36
LMAO @ Cande
carino 07 Nov 2008 15:40
TheLady 07 Nov 2008 15:55
just reminded I need to buy ama savanna for uDecember...otherwise I'll have to downgrade to iburchell
monchooza 10 Mar 2009 10:32
TheLady 10 Mar 2009 10:40
awelani 10 Mar 2009 10:52
monchooza 10 Mar 2009 11:03
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KeleFabulous 10 Mar 2009 12:28
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