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Its No Rocket Science Now, isn't?

Written by Best-Achiever from the blog Only the Best is Achieved Here on 22 May 2008
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There are real some of the things we don’t need to go to school in order to know them, manners for example this is something you learn without going to school, and luckily learn it from any person.

It always a surprise to see how some people real lack simple manners, Good Manners are no rocket science bathong!, like these simple things: Please …

Don't eat while talking on the phone. Making boxing noises in someone's ear isn't nice and doesn't show good manners. Don't eat while talking, and please chew with your mouth closed, im not interested in seeing rice doing cha cha cha dance in your mouth.

Dont carry your conversation into a bathroom. Some things are just meant to be private and not shared over the phone. And there's nothing worse than having a phone conversation and the other person is carrying on a chat, perhaps not listening to what you're saying and when talking you can't tell if they are speaking to you or the other person in the room, why don’t you tell me you are still busy?

Don’t use dish-cloth to swab your mouth: it is a dish cloth for heaven sake, not a mouth cloth, just use the swab if there are no soviets (sp).

Close you mouth with a hand when yawning … we real don’t wanna see those two palatine tonsils, and while at that, just yawn, don’t yawn and talk at the same time. And don’t forget to do the same when sneezing/coughing.

I can go-on and on about this .. but I choose to stop here and let bloggers say other things that are overlooked good manners …
so what are simple manners that we are supposed to know?

140 Comments

MamaOmpha
22 May 2008 05:11

Nice one Bestest

I hate it when you are next to sumone and they are busy chewing ichappies and they are making sounds like the are popping bubble wrap. That gets to me so much.

and the sound of sumone sipping tea.

Best-Achiever
22 May 2008 05:15

Yep ... the chappies MamaO .. it is disgusting indeed

monchooza
22 May 2008 05:25

and please people must stop coughing, whilst on the phone.
if its a must for you to cough then simply move the phone away from your face and cough...

Dimago
22 May 2008 05:30

dont dig your nose in public...

Mambox
22 May 2008 05:33

Drinki the tea/coffee properly don't hlohloloza(lack of a better word) the damn thing!

Strolicious
22 May 2008 05:35

Close you mouth with a hand when yawning ....my 2 yrs old son put his hand emlomeni if his yawning,isn't dat cute...............i also hate da echo,if u r talking with some1 who is using a bathroom.
and please people must stop coughing, whilst on the phone.
if its a must for you to cough then simply move the phone away from your face and cough...Monchooza>>>>>>>>>i do dat if im pretending to be sick.

Strolicious
22 May 2008 05:38

carino
22 May 2008 05:41

yah, nhe...

Golden Star
22 May 2008 05:45

In one building I once worked in, there were these two ladies who didn't close the toilet while using it believe it or not. I overheard one of them saying she doesn't like closed doors.

Charlie Brown
22 May 2008 05:59

My main reason for wanting a car is because in the Taxis you get people WHO SNEEZE WITHOUT COVERING THEIR MOUTH! Its THEEE most disgusting thing ever. You can actually see the little green germs flying happily to you! Plus to top it all off there is always spit that comes out!

So there you are sitting in the taxi minding your own business and this person decides to infect you with whatever disgusting deadly disease! First you need to "thatha i-cover tsotsi" but too late coz the little green gremlin germs are already entering your every pore! Then you obviously need an umbrella coz the uninvited spit shower that comes with will definately give you the next case of the German Measles! Nx!!!!!!!

ITS NOT ROCKET SCIENCE - COVER YOUR MOUTH WHEN SNEEZING!!!!!

Nonny
22 May 2008 06:03

Nice one BA.

"Drinki the tea/coffee properly don't hlohloloza(lack of a better word) the damn thing!"
To be more specific, Mambox is referring to slurping like the FRISCO ad, it's such bad manners!!!!

Best-Achiever
22 May 2008 06:07

eish Charlie ... its bad

Nonny
22 May 2008 06:09

"First you need to "thatha i-cover tsotsi" but too late coz the little green gremlin germs are already entering your every pore! Then you obviously need an umbrella coz the uninvited spit shower that comes with will definately give you the next case of the German Measles! Nx!!!!!!!"
ROTFLMAO..........kwa kwa kwa Charlie, it's good to have u back mtwana!!!!

Fluffy Head
22 May 2008 06:11

So will you be happy when you call me and I say, please call back I'm eating or I wanna peee??

If I am at a house (i do this as well) and I ask for something to clean my hands and you offer me the swab what am I supposed to do? Cause really even of I use my hands to clean my mouth then swab for the hands_same difference..one has a middle man and one does not.

Anyway good blog_interesting stuff

The only thing I can add
Intombazane especially when you are wearing a skirt, please mind how you sit..No one wants to see your winnie the pooh dzunga

carino
22 May 2008 06:14

ROTFLMAO @Charlie

You can actually see the little green germs flying happily to you

& the imagery is killing me... Quick! Domestos!

Mambox
22 May 2008 06:19

@Nonny ngiyabonga mngani, i actually didn't know there's a word for that...

Miss K
22 May 2008 06:22

Please cover your mouth when ure using the tooth pick, i don't wanna see your left overs!! Damn and some people put the left overs back in the mouth and chew them! That is sooo disgusting!!

Lex
22 May 2008 06:26

Nice one BA,some people's lack of manners...,eish.

Best-Achiever
22 May 2008 06:29

So will you be happy when you call me and I say, please call back I'm eating or I wanna peee??
@Fluffy ... i will be more than happy dear.

If I am at a house (i do this as well) and I ask for something to clean my hands and you offer me the swab what am I supposed to do? Cause really even of I use my hands to clean my mouth then swab for the hands_same difference..one has a middle man and one does not.

@Fluffy ... better use the swab than MY dish cloth luv

Fluffy Head
22 May 2008 06:32

Swab and Dishcloth is the same thing....atleast that's how I understand it..
The one is bigger: U use to dry
The other small: u use to wash dishes and clean surfaces..

Miss K
22 May 2008 06:36

LOL @ Fluffly

Hlehle
22 May 2008 06:36

1.People if ever u want to blow your nose go to the Bathroom or to the other Room where there is no one there. Imagine u r in the middle of ur super and i just blow mt nose what will u do? My white collegues always do that and they always ask me why do i go to the bathroom when i need to blow my nose, i told them its not gud manners to blow ur nose infront of people. Did they ever stop NO.

2. U walk in into a conversation and ask who the hell are u talking about? why dnt u sit down a listen and try if u can put 2 & 2 together and cum up with 4 or apologise and ask if you can ask who they r talking about.

3. Never interrupt sum1 frm a meal e.g the whole family is sitting having supper and u ask a child or anyone to stand up a bring u water, why dnt u do that urself. Thats all i have this time, i'll think of sumthing else later.

Charlie Brown
22 May 2008 06:36

Damn and some people put the left overs back in the mouth and chew them! That is sooo disgusting!! - Thanx for the imagery Miss K!!!!!!!!!!

@ Nonny - thanx girl! I know i've been quiet but eish work!

I think its bad manners to whenthis happens:
You are wearing your finest outfit and you are either with your friends or coming to work. Maybe its a new sweater and you looks SO DAMN FINE and you can feel it! So this chick who is NOT your friend more like an acquaintance she comes up to you: "Yooo sana, you look amazing in that sweater! " And you - knowing fully well you look like a million dollars and you dont really need that complement from her - but you are polite. So you smile and say "Oh, this old thing....thanx girl!" Then she goes - " Girl where did you buy it??" - Makes my blood boil! Its bad manners to ask!

Nonny
22 May 2008 06:37

Ukukhipha iphenti ezingqeni in public, is bad manners to me, pls guys wear proper fitting underware so that it sits well and it doesn't irritate u when it's too tight on ur bum crack and u have to sorth the "matter" out in front of phamb'kwabantu......LOL!!!!!

Mambox
22 May 2008 06:37

@Miss K Damn and some people put the left overs back in the mouth and chew them! That is sooo disgusting!!

wat's wrong with that? it's not like it was on the floor...mina shem i would but not in everybody's full view...

Best-Achiever
22 May 2008 06:41

The one is bigger: U use to dry
The other small: u use to wash dishes and clean surfaces..

@Fluffly ... this makes it different darling, you would be able to differentiate them if there wasnt a difference noe would you?

Nonny
22 May 2008 06:42

"Girl where did you buy it??" - Makes my blood boil! Its bad manners to ask!"
U see I don't do allot of asking Charlie, but I don't mind telling a person where the sweater is from. Why don't u wanna be asked??? I have also noticed that people tell u the wrong place if u ask, that's also bad manners to me, rather be honest that u don't divulge ur ngoja's........LOL

Nonny
22 May 2008 06:45

Oh another bad manners is I say: "Gal u look beautiful in that red dress"
U respond: "I KNOW!!!"

Damn ngivele ngishaywe iload-shedding when a person says that I get speechless, I mean what happened to saying: "Thank You"........the I KNOW thing is just not on for me!!!!

Best-Achiever
22 May 2008 06:47

Ukukhipha iphenti ezingqeni in public, is bad manners to me ..
You can say that again Nonny ... and wearing a white/any bright underwear and white pant, and you can see through the pant that the underware's color .... Aowa bathong!

Best-Achiever
22 May 2008 06:52

Oh another bad manners is I say: "Gal u look beautiful in that red dress"
U respond: "I KNOW!!!"
@Nonny .. there was one gal back at tertiary when given a complement used to say ....That's why i bought it, you also noticed?.... hhayi mina was dissapointed at first but then i heard he saying that several time and each time she said it again, i'll just laugh .... she didnt had a THANK YOU vein in her body

Miss K
22 May 2008 06:53

@Charlie i'm fine with u asking where i bought it from, the killer question is 'Ibiyi malini sana? (How much was it?)' Hay ke that irritates the shyt out of me coz usually u are asked this question in front of others and 2 things can happen if u tell the real price 1).They'll gossip about your cheap ngojas or 2) They'll make u feel bad for paying that much for a sweater!

Toxic
22 May 2008 06:55

Why don't u wanna be asked??? I have also noticed that people tell u the wrong place if u ask, that's also bad manners to me, rather be honest that u don't divulge ur ngoja's........LOL

LOL!!!! I notice that people do that as well and don't get why someone is asking if they are not intending to go and buy it too.

Miss K
22 May 2008 06:58

I think its bad manners that my friends ask me to come fetch them (every month end) from the mall after they finish their grocery shopping and they don't even give me R20 petrol or at least buy me some Savannas!

Mambox
22 May 2008 07:03

@Miss K 'Ibiyi malini sana? (How much was it?)' Hay ke that irritates the shyt out of me coz usually u are asked this question in front of others and 2 things can happen if u tell the real price 1)

Don't get offended gurl, everybody knows ngojaz are cheap, if you don't tell them the price, they'll still see you as a cheap skate since uthenga engojeni...

Charlie Brown
22 May 2008 07:04

U see I don't do allot of asking Charlie, but I don't mind telling a person where the sweater is from. Why don't u wanna be asked??? I have also noticed that people tell u the wrong place if u ask, that's also bad manners to me, rather be honest that u don't divulge ur ngoja's........LOL @ Nonny - I dont want to be asked because the only reason wena ungibuza is so you can go buy it yourself! I think its cheesy and shows lack of character and creativity if you have to blatantly copy someone's style! Especailly if its someone you know!

Mina I dont ask - I complement and walk away. It doesnt matter if its from Jenny Button or Pick n Pay - why do you need to explain where you bought it?!!! I think it rude!!!!!!!!!

pastor chic
22 May 2008 07:06

"Gal u look beautiful in that red dress"
U respond: "I KNOW!!!" kante its bad-manners eish i do it all the time...

Charlie Brown
22 May 2008 07:12

I feel you Miss K!

carino
22 May 2008 07:18

I think its bad manners that my friends ask me to come fetch them (every month end) from the mall after they finish their grocery shopping and they don't even give me R20 petrol or at least buy me some Savannas!

Eish, Miss K, you can say that again. nna I don mind when its my closest friend doing it every month. and its also not wrong if its just a friend doing it once in a while....

But if the just a friend is gon do it all the time, hayi, kaloku....

And on the Savannah's note... on the way to indulge in those Hunters Hard Lemons, lets be clear as to who's paying for what coz... i mean, i might be driving but angithi if you hadnt suggested to Phola my Audi Astra 3 would be doing iPetrol Shedding in the garage??? Akere???

Nonny
22 May 2008 07:20

"I think its cheesy and shows lack of character and creativity if you have to blatantly copy someone's style! Especailly if its someone you know!"
NO NO Charlie, sometimes a person asks coz they've been looking for that particular item and finally they see someone wearing it, and so fanele babuze otherwise ingane engakhali ifelela embelekweni in that case!!!!,

Miss K
22 May 2008 07:21

LOL @ Audi Astra 3...hu Carino u have an elephant's memory!

Simmone
22 May 2008 07:22

Opening someone else’s fridge especially if that person is not even your friend or relative and you’re just visiting.

Not flushing after urinating, even in a public toilet.

Cutting your nails in public.

Giving a compliment and then find something to criticize, like Oh your dress is nice but it would be better if it was red.

carino
22 May 2008 07:24

It's also bad manner to NOT say "Bless You" when I sneeze...

carino
22 May 2008 07:25

It's also bad manner to NOT say "Bless You" when I sneeze...

Miss K
22 May 2008 07:27

I feel u on the fridge thing Simmone especially if ure hit by rand shedding like me and there's left over pap and water in your fridge! LOL

Nonny
22 May 2008 07:31

"It's also bad manner to NOT say "Bless You" when I sneeze..."
@ Carino, what if I like to say: "Makhosi Amakhulu" when u sneeze?..........LOL..........jus kidding, I'll remember to say: "Bless You"

Best-Achiever
22 May 2008 07:31

left over pap and water in your fridge! ....LOL @MIss K

Simmone
22 May 2008 07:32

LOL@ Miss K…..My fridge is my sanctuary, when the rand is low I even store used teabags and to have someone open it and make comments about the contents drives me mad especially in January.

carino
22 May 2008 07:32

It's also bad manner to NOT say "Bless You" when I sneeze...

Okay, we all know thats supposed to be manners, right?

carino
22 May 2008 07:34

Mambox
22 May 2008 07:34

@Simmone Opening someone else’s fridge especially if that person is not even your friend or relative and you’re just visiting.
even if it's a relative nje it's bad manners. last week me and this girl went to visit a friend of mine's mother...we went to the bedroom because the mother was there, and this girl just takes a slab of chocolate from the dresser and opens it, the mother asks y she's opening it an the girl was like "i also have a mother" and i though that just just TOO RUDE and yena she took it as a joke nje ghaaa!!!

Sana Lwam
22 May 2008 07:34

Opening your emails and finding those stupid chain mails about "years of bad luck if you dont send it back to 15 people".

LM
22 May 2008 07:37

And on the Savannah's note... on the way to indulge in those Hunters Hard Lemons, lets be clear as to who's paying for what coz... i mean, i might be driving but angithi if you hadnt suggested to Phola my Audi Astra 3 would be doing iPetrol Shedding in the garage??? Akere??? LMAO Carino....wangikhumbuza i Mazda Astra 3!!!!

It's bad manners to ask someone how much they are paying for things like bond, car, food, petrol and stuff like that....it's so personal batho. Creepy people do that so that they can add those expenses and sort of finalise how much a person is earning.

It's bad manners to ask me how much was in the gift card I gave another friend so that they can buy shimself a present...why is it any of ur business?

Toxic
22 May 2008 07:38

1.I find the idols judges very rude-especially that Scar dude.
2. I think it's rude of people to insist on speaking another language (bo English so) and then ruin the listening experience.
3. It's rude of DJs to subject us to their hoarse voices the morning after the event-whatever it is or insist on working when they have flu.
4. It's rude of Noeleen to continue that facade she calls a show.
5. It's bad manners to ask someone if they are pregnant before they tell you they are-hayi man i have umkhaba and i'm living with it!

Best-Achiever
22 May 2008 07:39

we went to the bedroom because the mother was there, and this girl just takes a slab of chocolate from the dresser and opens it, the mother asks y she's opening it an the girl was like "i also have a mother" and i though that just just TOO RUDE and yena she took it as a joke nje ghaaa!!!
@Mambox ... that's not only bad manners it is also DISRESPECT

Nonny
22 May 2008 07:43

"Okay, we all know thats supposed to be manners, right?"
@ Carino - If that's ur way of saying "Bloggers, even Miss Spell Checker has to recheck her own replies", it's ok, we feel better for all the torture u give us...........LOL

"Creepy people do that so that they can add those expenses and sort of finalise how much a person is earning."
Oh really LM???, damn man people are sick kanti!!!!

It's also bad manners to ask a person how much they earn........*plus too u might just kill urself when u realize what u make per annum, others earn that monthly............LOL*

Best-Achiever
22 May 2008 07:46

It's bad manners to ask someone how much they are paying for things like bond, car, food, petrol and stuff like that....it's so personal batho. Creepy people do that so that they can add those expenses and sort of finalise how much a person is earning.

@LM ... i have been asked that question so many times and you'll hear the remark like "Eish some people know what they are working for, so much money?", and i just tell you, actual i didnt include the money that is in my account .... it is even worse when someone ask you how much are you earning ... i just tell you that you real dont wanna know because if you do you'll quit your job

Yehake!
22 May 2008 07:49

imagine you have the Flue neh? and you have to blow your nose every 10 min..and then nise meeting and you constantly go out to blow ur nose now that is not cool people...eish kodwa sometimes we live our lives as if we don't sh*t,don't f*rt,we don't burp we don't do nothing mense.. hayi it's not on and i know vele you have to have a certain manner of doing things...

i must admit though i use to hate it when someone will find me eating and send me around like an idiot(o),and you must understand what was the reason behind "bless you "Carino my sweet... in the olden days people use to believe gore when you sneeze evil spirits would enter you r body hence they would say bless you! sooo i will retain my bless you's if i dont want to bless that person!!

Golden Star
22 May 2008 07:50

I think it's bad manners if I visit someone and they invite me to the bedroom even worse they are naked still dressing up or something. It's equally bad when someone comes to my place and they assume they can proceed to the bedroom. Hay' maan wait in the lounge!

ocean1
22 May 2008 07:51

ohh!! and drinking from a bottle people its so irritating while u still intend sharing whatever u're drinking

carino
22 May 2008 07:51

last week me and this girl went to visit a friend of mine's mother...we went to the bedroom because the mother was there, and this girl just takes a slab of chocolate from the dresser and opens it, the mother asks y she's opening it an the girl was like "i also have a mother" and i though that just just TOO RUDE and yena she took it as a joke nje ghaaa!!!

Sorry im blonde... I dont see where the "i also have a mother" bit came from.

LM
22 May 2008 08:00

have been asked that question so many times and you'll hear the remark like "Eish some people know what they are working for, so much money?", and i just tell you, actual i didnt include the money that is in my account .... it is even worse when someone ask you how much are you earning ... i just tell you that you real dont wanna know because if you do you'll quit your job. LMAO B-A...you hv got a liver, yazi!!!!

People with housekeepers/helpers/aunties: It's bad manners to live your bed undone and expect the poor woman to make it up for you especially if you were wrestling with your man the previous nite and all the evidence is there...and those towels with spm...common ladies.

Fluffy Head
22 May 2008 08:03

It's bad manners to ask someone how much they are paying for things like bond, car, food, petrol and stuff like that....it's so personal batho. Creepy people do that so that they can add those expenses and sort of finalise how much a person is earning.
Eish that's one question that ticks me off__how much are u paying on ur house???
Real Story: this girl asked me how much I'm paying for my car a month (I'm not even her frend I just know her through a friend of a friend)....eish, I could not believe what came out of my mouth
"how many time have you had sxe this week?" She was like how can you ask me that ntombazana....and I was like my point exactly.

LM
22 May 2008 08:04

Ukukhipha iphenti ezingqeni in public, is bad manners to me, pls guys wear proper fitting underware so that it sits well and it doesn't irritate u when it's too tight on ur bum crack and u have to sorth the "matter" out in front of phamb'kwabantu......LOL!!!!! Nonny, I must admit I'm guilty of this annoying habit!

Toxic
22 May 2008 08:06

Sorry im blonde... I dont see where the "i also have a mother" bit came from.

thanks for asking, i also don't get it. If she had said "She's also my mother" i would have been tempted to understand it.

Mambox
22 May 2008 08:12

@Carino Sorry im blonde... I dont see where the "i also have a mother" bit came from.

I don't know either but that's exactly what she said darling!

Miss K
22 May 2008 08:13

LOL @ Fluffy.....u really shut her up for good! Im sure she'll think twice before asking that question ever again!

Nonny
22 May 2008 08:15

"Nonny, I must admit I'm guilty of this annoying habit!"
Please my love it's bad, atleast ke don't wear underaware if u're gonna fiddle with it!!!

LMAO @ Tox & Carino, u guys really wanna understand this mother point ne?.............hehehe nami zisha nge load shedding kumina, kucima izibane........LOL!!!!

Mambox
22 May 2008 08:16

maybe she meant ungangincikiseleli (Nonny translate please i would have used stingy but i'm not sure if it's appropriate) coz i also have a mother....Gawd knows!

Hlehle
22 May 2008 08:16

I have that Flu right now Yehake and i'm in & out doing that but i'm not in a meeting. I feel like i cud stay home and cum back when i better.

Charlie Brown
22 May 2008 08:16

@Toxic - 3. It's rude of DJs to subject us to their hoarse voices the morning after the event-whatever it is or insist on working when they have flu. Is this directed to Bad Boy on Metro? Coz he sounded a bit fluie this morning! LOL

4. It's rude of Noeleen to continue that facade she calls a show. HERE! HERE!!!!!!!! ROTL!!!!!!!!!!!

carino
22 May 2008 08:19

OFF-TOPIC:

Did I read wrong, or did Jabu wa Malaika confess to having AIDS?

Fluffy Head
22 May 2008 08:22

Nonny: atleast ke don't wear underaware if u're gonna fiddle with it!!! \\
OGM, ROFTLMAO....LOOOOL>.....

Fluffy Head
22 May 2008 08:22

Nonny: atleast ke don't wear underaware if u're gonna fiddle with it!!! \\
OGM, ROFTLMAO....LOOOOL>.....

Sana Lwam
22 May 2008 08:22

@Carino about time that man is sick as a dog, just confirming all our suspicions

Toxic
22 May 2008 08:26

Is this directed to Bad Boy on Metro? Coz he sounded a bit fluie this morning! LOL
Charlie, i was listening to 5fm and out of the blue he was on explaining Gareth's absence...GAAAAAAAAAD he sounded terrible. I felt like gargling with lemon and honey from just listening to him!

Did I read wrong, or did Jabu wa Malaika confess to having AIDS?

It's highly unlikely-improbable that YOU read wrong so pls tell us where you read this bit of truth.....

carino
22 May 2008 08:30

By the way, people... the title of this article is supposed to be:

Its no Rocket Science, now, is it?

Instead of

Its no Rocket Science, now, isn't?

It's been disturbing me for the whole day...

LM
22 May 2008 08:34

Please my love it's bad, atleast ke don't wear underaware if u're gonna fiddle with it!!! Shooo! then I must seriouly sign up for that spinning class before I acn even think of this. Eish the problem with panties is that we are not allowed to fit them in stores but again I understand the reasons behind this.

Fluffy...hau, wa ntshega (laugh) ga kana (so bad)...will get you..LOL!!!

I find the idols judges very rude-especially that Scar dude: Toxic, this Scar thing yena thinks he is all that...he is never satisfied with anyone's performance

Toxic
22 May 2008 08:35

Carino, here's your towel LOL!!!

carino
22 May 2008 08:36

It's highly unlikely-improbable that YOU read wrong so pls tell us where you read this bit of truth.....

Okay... I just received this pdf file of a newspaper clip....
He wasnt confessing to having AIDS. Its just the headline that gives those ideas.

I've now read the story and he's saying he's not, istead he's got TB and he's recovering... that it all started at the Namibian Airport where he went mal... and faced the possibility of being taken to Sterkfontein.

Nonny
22 May 2008 08:36

Did I read wrong, or did Jabu wa Malaika confess to having AIDS?
U read wrong, let me get the Daily News Tonight Section from yesterday and tell u what he said when he was asked if he has AIDS, wait now I'll be 5 minutes!!!!

Nonny
22 May 2008 08:41

Javas, do u have AIDS?
I have TB. The symptoms of AIDS and TB are the same, even down to ur skin getting darker.

That's what he said Carino, damn man his pic in the Daily News is so sad, and I think it was rude of Therese Owen to ask him such a "heavy & personal" question as the very first question of the interview, hayi man that is not good manners!!!!!

LM
22 May 2008 08:42

Carino...LMAO...shem, you and Nonny are one of your kind when it comes to scruitinising (sp) things...I didn't even notice it. The only thing I LOLed at was this:soviets (sp). Was not really laughing at the spelling error but at how she (B-A)must be calling or pronouncing them..so the imagination just killed me!

Toxic
22 May 2008 08:44

Carino...LMAO...shem, you and Nonny are one of your kind when it comes to scruitinising (sp) things...I didn't even notice it. The only thing I LOLed at was this:soviets (sp). Was not really laughing at the spelling error but at how she (B-A)must be calling or pronouncing them..so the imagination just killed me!

1.LOL
2.LOL

carino
22 May 2008 08:48

LOL

SilverFox
22 May 2008 08:53

Nonny
22 May 2008 08:56

@ Tox, LOL point 1, I'll ignore that coz sengihembe *one of our own kind*....yesess if that's not an insult then I don't know what is........LOL
LOL point2, BA wrote soviets deliberately, it's a joke in KZN to say soviets instead of serviettes, I'm sure BA was just adding a bit of humour in her article, angithi sisi???

Bye guys
May u all have a fabulous weekend, Nonny won't be here tomorrow *I know others will be in celebration*........but ke sadly i will return NGENKANI nange three on Monday.........heheheehe, so enjoy it while it lasts.....see u and love u all!!!!

Peace!!!!

LM
22 May 2008 09:11

@ Tox, LOL point 1, I'll ignore that coz sengihembe *one of our own kind*....yesess if that's not an insult then I don't know what is........LOL
LOL point2, BA wrote soviets deliberately, it's a joke in KZN to say soviets instead of serviettes, I'm sure BA was just adding a bit of humour in her article, angithi sisi??? Is this a point where I'm supposed to apologise? Well sorry, askies....didn't mean to offend anyone....will blame it on English! B-A, sorry with your soviets...Nonny (ur spin doctor. LOL) has spoken on your behalf!

Best-Achiever
22 May 2008 23:59

@Carino ..... My grammar and spelling may not be as good as yours but they did put forth a positive effort. Having an opinion is one thing, but being insulting is a sign of bad manners.
And carino let us get this straight ... im not responsible of you self-worth loss dear and trying to find faults in what others do may boast your ego only for a short period but it certainly will never give your self-esteem back ... rather consult the proffesionals to help you get back what you lost. Grammer and Spelling Check will not do you any favours!

About soviets ...i did put sp in brackets to show that im not sure of the spelling andi stand to be corrected, so thanks for the correction.

moya
23 May 2008 00:59

Well well well I never though I'd see this day ,It hurts doesn't it BA ,I guess now you know the way it feels to be phoxad and laughed at by others .it hurts sooooooo bad ,esp if its done by your so called friends.

Carino stop it ,your being insensetive ,why do you keep on making people feel intimidated maar ,you are a bully Carino and its time you stopped ,by now we'all know that you know your english very well ,its impressive but quit making others feel small just because they're not at your level Pliz !!!!!!

Best-Achiever
23 May 2008 01:07

@moya ... is carino my friend? ... i didn't know
maybe you are mistaking me for someone else ... i dont phoxa or laf at ppl not unless i know they understand it's a joke

Nosakhe
23 May 2008 01:12

Yaqala ke inkathazo madoda!

carino
23 May 2008 01:21

Best Achiever, please check your GB

LM
23 May 2008 01:22

About soviets ...i did put sp in brackets to show that im not sure of the spelling andi stand to be corrected, so thanks for the correction. B-A sisi...yazi sometimes it is challenging to try bring a point across when the 'talking' is done through writing....I still say I wasn't laughing at ur spelling error, I saw that sp..I also use it a lot...eish, don't really know how to explain this further. Let me retreat into my cocoon and join the silent ones!

sponono
23 May 2008 01:34

Nonny I'm guilty of the coffie slurping thing..but onyl amongst friends and whne its really hot and i'm rushing...hi hi hi LOL

anyways I HATE people who stand behind me while I'm reading a mag/newspaper and they are also reeading it...BUY YOURS or just politely ask if I could lend you when I"m done (even the library newspapers..yes give me my space...DANG!! some even go as far as holding the page they are interested in while you go to anotehr page eish I reaaaaaly hate that

I ALSO HATE PEOPLE WHO STARE FOR NO APPARENT REASON but nje they just like watching people in the eyes..even at strangers, I find that its usually people who were sort of ingonred and rejected during their high-school years and they used to stare at popular kids or something...I donno but just stop staring at people

(people stop with the cat-fights..hawu..i was still enjoyin this article...and there you go pullin out claws (*in my sexist tone.*..eish women!!!!)

moya
23 May 2008 01:40

I ALSO HATE PEOPLE WHO STARE FOR NO APPARENT REASON but nje they just like watching people in the eyes..even at strangers, I find that its usually people who were sort of ingonred and rejected during their high-school years and they used to stare at popular kids or something...I donno but just stop staring at people

ok this is soooooooooo damn funny ,sponono how did you come up with that mumbo jumbo, youre a funny man sponono ,I like your perspection of things

Linomtha
23 May 2008 01:41

@NONY Ukukhipha iphenti ezingqeni in public, is bad manners to me, pls guys wear proper fitting underware so that it sits well and it doesn't irritate u when it's too tight on ur bum crack and u have to sorth the "matter" out in front of phamb'kwabantu.

Nony gay ive catch up this message today so sori mabloggers for a late reply.Anyway you know imini izafani emsebanzini so iwas hot and hecticfor past 2 days.Gal i aggree with you lanto ayikho tu and some of them bane minyama (Scratch Marks) so just imagine uphuma eTaxini nantso i-Gstring ivela nalo minyama mibi so good ppl masilungiseni uhlobo lonxiba.

Best-Achiever
23 May 2008 01:43

I ALSO HATE PEOPLE WHO STARE FOR NO APPARENT REASON but nje they just like watching people in the eyes..even at strangers, I find that its usually people who were sort of ingonred and rejected during their high-school years and they used to stare at popular kids or something...I donno but just stop staring at people
@sponono LOL at being ignored and rejected during high school ...LOL

(people stop with the cat-fights..hawu..i was still enjoyin this article...and there you go pullin out claws (*in my sexist tone.*..eish women!!!!

some women will never stop being kids, they just cant grow no matter what is said .... that's just the truth

monchooza
23 May 2008 01:49

Out of topic

Vuyo Mokeona of Joyous Celebrations, sadly past on this morning....

nokubonga
23 May 2008 01:51

LOL at being ignored and rejected during high school ...LOL

Its a like TVSA its a platform to catch up. I understand!!!!!

Toxic
23 May 2008 01:53

ok this is soooooooooo damn funny ,sponono how did you come up with that mumbo jumbo, youre a funny man sponono ,I like your perspection of things

LOL!

Gal i aggree with you lanto ayikho tu and some of them bane minyama (Scratch Marks) so just imagine uphuma eTaxini nantso i-Gstring ivela nalo minyama mibi so good ppl masilungiseni uhlobo lonxiba

LOL!!

Fluffy Head
23 May 2008 01:55

Eish I also don't like being stared at...But some people are just made to stare...

carino
23 May 2008 02:01

Monchoooza... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.....

Best-Achiever
23 May 2008 02:03

Oh No Monchooza ... that's sad

Fluffy Head
23 May 2008 02:08

Moon, are you for real???? NOOOoooo oooo wwaaaawwaaaayssss

poshspice
23 May 2008 02:21

sponono
23 May 2008 02:25

noooooooooo monchooza...that is sad about Vuyo Mokoena eish i-sgora esingaka pho ..poof gone just like that...haayi man.....

anyways...I also dont understand mostly Model C girls- why they cant greet people they find in offices or if they sit next to you -a simple hello/sawubona will suffice...but nooo they'll just waltz in and carry on with their twanged (sometimes broken) english as if there's nobody there..shissh ..and I've spoken to a couple of peeps who've expereinced the same thing.. is it some kind of (aloofness-english-white-culture adopted from these model c schools or parenting....eish

Linomtha
23 May 2008 02:28

@ Monchooza Vuyo Mokeona of Joyous Celebrations, sadly past on this morning...

Oh my god .....what do you mean past on?.

SilverFox
23 May 2008 02:36

How did Vuyo die? Hau bantu! Are you for real!

carino
23 May 2008 02:42

@SilverFox - apparently he's been in hospital & he had Leukemia.

bad, bad, bad...

nokubonga
23 May 2008 02:45

May his soul rest in peace Amen!

Linomtha
23 May 2008 02:46

@Sponono anyways...I also dont understand mostly Model C girls- why they cant greet people they find in offices or if they sit next to you -a simple hello/sawubona will suffice...but nooo they'll just waltz in and carry on with their twanged (sometimes broken) english .

Hey sponza I dont know where to start,you know what mna ndikwi Front line office they just come in and say were is your boss? ndingekaphenduli they go straight to my bosse's office.what is worse my boss know anything abt admin duty he send them to me again so to me its too difficult to help them becoz baphakamile,So gyz why benjalo Dani?

monchooza
23 May 2008 02:48

its true guys, Ayafa amaqhawe ziyasala izibongo. May his soul rest in peace

Linomtha
23 May 2008 02:51

"I really cant blv you guys" Vuyo is late?
@Carino he had Leukemia
Sigulo sini eso?

Miss-Tick
23 May 2008 02:54

Leukemia its cancer.........dont know what part of the body get affected???

Hlehle
23 May 2008 02:58

Oh my God i didnt know that he was sick. My Condolences to the Family.

carino
23 May 2008 02:58

Cancer of the blood and bone marrow.

LM
23 May 2008 03:00

This is so sad!

Leukemia its cancer: I think is cancer that affects the blood?

I though he had brain tumour??

Miss-Tick
23 May 2008 03:00

Just checked on de net Leukaemia is cancer of de white blood cells....eish Biology mara White Blood Cells

ocean1
23 May 2008 03:07

this is so sad ppl, I didn't even know the guy was sick, may his soul rest in peace

Dimago
23 May 2008 03:11

Oh, i'm so sad about Vuyo

Linomtha
23 May 2008 03:12

Thanks Miss-Tick for let me know i was clueless really,Oh sheim poor Vuyo ayimnandi ivoice yakhe.

Msoe
23 May 2008 03:13

May Vuyo's soul rest in (pieces),,,arg sorry in peace. Akwehlanga lungehli.

Miss-Tick
23 May 2008 03:20

Oh sheim poor Vuyo ayimnandi ivoice yakhe.......

yes his voice was sooooooo nice......i loved 2 particular songs on Joyous 2 track no 5 (Uthando Lwami) and track no 7(Lenjabulo).......

Just started singing those 2 songs an i feel lyk crying

Earth
23 May 2008 03:22

Dumelang

Akgang tse di botlhoko....May his soul RIP

On a different note

I myself went to a traditional model C school,but I still greet others and never give people attitute.I may speak with an accent,but I still respect my elders and do not laugh at those who don't speak like me.Not all people who went to Model C schools are like that,and I honestly do not believe that there is anything wrong with correcting someone else,especially when it's done with good intentions,but if it's to belittle someone else then it's wrong.

MADENZA
23 May 2008 03:22

wow, sad news indeed.

Pooky
23 May 2008 03:30

What I have to say will make you stop eating at parties and medirong (events) - Mostly cooks drop some food and pick it up from the floor and put it back in the pot. Most cooks at the funerals are old people that tsuba snuff (smoke snuff) ... use your imagination!

@ Silverfox
...... that's why mos the funeral and mncimbi food are always so tasty and delicious.....LOL
Heish but i'll never eat it again ever since i 'd witnessed this big mama at my cousin's funeral, scouping the rice with her bare hands(ndandiyela i-plate yami yesibini coz the food was sooo lekker), heish but when i saw that big bossomed mama with the dirty vest digging in the rice with her hands like that , damn i got so naar and vowed never to eat ukutya okuphekwe ngabamama bapheka e-back......and even now whenever i see that chop chop chop advert on tv of those mamas singing and chopping away at that gal's wedding, i just get flesh- backs of those dark hands scooping away at that Speko rice ...hihihihhihi

Msoe
23 May 2008 03:39

Vuyo had a brain tumor. His family was pleading for donations so he could have surgury which would have cost him a couple of millions. But i guess it wasnt meant for him to live coz some of the money was raised already. Its sad really.

sponono
23 May 2008 03:42

why some black people (ok maybe other races do it sometimes..but mostly blacks) loooove to collect extra food /cakes/buiscuits from the tables during office functions and either put it in their lunch boxes or foils claiming to takin it for their kids or sum child at home...its emarrassing......

or when people DONT SWITCH OFF cellphones in meetings or class no matter how many times its been mentioned....the phone just rings worse if it has one of thee house-tracks or some stupid track....yerrrrrrrrrrrrr

and people who are exta sweaty (maybe from gym/running/work or whateever but finding a way to smear their sweat on you when passing and just sayin "sorry" for bumping on to you NOT for smearing you with stinkin sweat....yucks!!!!!

Pooky
23 May 2008 03:42

Yoh hayi shem uVuyo, may his soul rest in peace............Two thousand and "great" is not so great yazi for our beloved artist yazi. Since the year has started our artists have been passing on left right & centre...heart breaking bethunani

Best-Achiever
23 May 2008 03:45

LOL @ Pooky

Pooky
23 May 2008 03:47

why some black people (ok maybe other races do it sometimes..but mostly blacks) loooove to collect extra food /cakes/buiscuits from the tables during office functions and either put it in their lunch boxes or foils claiming to takin it for their kids or sum child at home...its emarrassing......

Sponza you can say that again buti wam....

moya
23 May 2008 03:54

Eish Pooky that was nothing ,mina i went to one funeral whether the food was lekker and the juice huuu so cold and tasty ,me and my sista couldn't get enough of the juice we went for more ,so the society ladies were almost done with serving people ,they allowed us to get the juice ourselves ,listen to this guyz " the juice was in that big blue thing i dont remember what its called ,and as my sista was stirring the juice she noticed that there was something in there she tried to pull that thing out with the that big spoon ,yhoo you'll never beleive what came out of there " a baby's nappy yes ipampers *sigh * apparantely a stupid lazy woman who was too lazy to throw away the dirty nappy decided to let her five year old do it ,the little one thought that big blue thing was a rubbish can .did i tell you that the nappy was full of sh**

Vesa
23 May 2008 03:55

Another out of topic

Somizi has been found guilty of of indecently assaulting a man.

Vesa
23 May 2008 03:58

the little one thought that big blue thing was a rubbish can .did i tell you that the nappy was full of sh**......oh no!!

Linomtha
23 May 2008 03:59

Its hard for me to accept this,Im gonna watch his live show tonight just to cormfort myself.

nice
23 May 2008 04:00

Spo and pooky, it is because we cant bear the thought of food being wasted...............do you know what happens when we leave it in those tables. LOL

Pooky
23 May 2008 04:00

LMAO @ moya, no wonder you kept having ama re-fills, it had that extra minty taste hahahahahah sies man

Miss-Tick
23 May 2008 04:01

Arg............eewu........nooooooo.......Moya.......baby nappy how gross is that and u guys went 4 a phinda mzala..........the sh*t must have been good.....

Pooky
23 May 2008 04:08

LOL @ Nice....

Best-Achiever
23 May 2008 04:21

hectic stuff there Moya

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