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I am out of here

Written by HARAMBE24 from the blog CONFESSIONS OF A GAY BLACK MEN: what an anti-orgasm on 18 May 2008
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HARAMBE24
19 May 2008 01:48

dont be shy, dish it all up

Porsch
19 May 2008 01:51

Hi
number one yeeeeeeeeeeeeppppppppppppppppee

Porsch
19 May 2008 01:52

Hi
number one yeeeeeeeeeeeeppppppppppppppppee

Porsch
19 May 2008 01:53

Hi
number one yeeeeeeeeeeeeppppppppppppppppee

Toxic
19 May 2008 02:01

so I had to wake up in the morning with is face up my face and that childish grin - as he asks, How was I last night? It took me an hour to say the word, great. He left my place fast – I told him I was going to gym – I have never been to one, no breakfast in bed this time.

ROFLMAO!!!!!!! I can just see that expression on his face!!

Nna, i'm like a sponge...soaking it all in so i don't have advice on ManA/C to dish out as long as you keep writing , i'll keep reading!!

Toxic
19 May 2008 02:03

Porsch
19 May 2008 02:04

HARAMBE o ngwana mang mare yeee???? ROTF,LMAO,PL
Ke a o rata o utlwa haimaaan!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hai mabloggers .. haha hahahhahahahhahahahhahahhahha

HARAMBE24
19 May 2008 02:04

i think manje i need THERAPY - where is Felicia Mabuza-Settle?

suzzy82
19 May 2008 02:06

If he had a car, I would have thrown him out that night – he he he ....lol...lol....lol

Mambox
19 May 2008 02:10

Awe Harambe i'm so looking forward to reading this, i haven't read it but i'm sure it's gonna be GOOD!!! love your articles...

Nonny
19 May 2008 02:10

"Married ladies be warned, if you think your man is playing solitaire on the net – your so wrong, he is probably asking me to MMS him my picture in nude."
LMAO, u really don't beat around the bush Harambe24, kwa kwa kwa, shem yazi I keep imaging the poor guy who u broke his virginity!!!!

monchooza
19 May 2008 02:11

he he he he he he............

suzzy82
19 May 2008 02:15

H24 .....teach him until he get there ,u know how V can be

HARAMBE24
19 May 2008 02:18

Porsch: i love back sweetie! Eish Nonny - the sooner i forget about him the better i can get my mojo back. and monchooza: stop laughing, phela this is a matter of national priority - my live is over.

Nonny
19 May 2008 02:25

Harambe24, I still believe u should've been more patient with optionB, coz u know how ama freshers are, as soon as they get the hang of things they tend to be really good.

peaces
19 May 2008 02:34

HARAMBE24;Kwewu hayi I'm speechless.You never dissapoint me luvy.

blk sunshine
19 May 2008 02:39

I think u need to go after A and never ever think of the mess B made ever agn. I hope he wasnt all tok, h8 it wen ppl blow there own horns then end up bng crap in bed...

HARAMBE24
19 May 2008 02:45

blk sunshine: your so right, he talked too much and little action.

Latifah
19 May 2008 02:51

@Nonny Harambe is a man of action and I need action now and then.....so what you are saying is not going to work for our home boy Harambe by saying I still believe u should've been more patient with optionB, coz u know how ama freshers are, as soon as they get the hang of things they tend to be really good.
I am so loving you my friend I really do love you and your articles you rock. I wish I can see you mahlo le mahlo. If I was in your world I would have taken you a long time ago . You would have been my breakfast.snacks,lunch snacks, supper,snacks and last but not least my favourite dessert.I can see you had a breakslow instead of a breakfast sorry but I now that AAAAAAAA is going to make up for all not so mess that was left by BBBBBBBB.YOU GO BRO

HARAMBE24
19 May 2008 02:55

Bona fa Latifah : mara really, stru -- i am so not going to entertain B... i am need to move on dear. Ill have to see if i can get C upgraded from being a back-up to a regular

andi01
19 May 2008 03:01

ha ha ha Harambe24, eish sani, hari baba, i should have warned you about ama V's, the only thing good ka bona is that they are "disease free". When I used to pick up guys, from sheebens, I made sure I know 5 of his ex gilrfirends b4 opening my Jerusalem gates for him, bcoz this land is holly I dont want people playin games with it. if you enter make sure your being there is never forgotten, of course as soon as i get the next one, the former one is nothing but history, that almost doesnt exist.

Yehake!
19 May 2008 03:55

Eish Pulltogether24(Harambe) drama,drama,drama...one wishes they had a hectic life like yours.. mara where is the patience for starters? mhhn? you started somewhere nawe mos? so plz maybe after tasting the fruit he would get addicted...and you would probarbly be thinking along the lines of marriage with him ofcourse mab-B(even though i can't imagine you being confined to just one man...?

HARAMBE24
19 May 2008 04:37

Yahake: i know they say black dont crack but they do sag honey, so yes - i might have to be confined to one guy sometimes in the future but not now... but honey i had to learn fast...and i am still learning..mara lo was as green as avocado...

Blogmania
19 May 2008 05:23

@ andi01 ....When I used to pick up guys, from sheebens, I made sure I know 5 of his ex gilrfirends b4 opening my Jerusalem gates for him .................LMABAO

KeleFabulous
19 May 2008 05:27

this is hilarious. mara shem at least you didn't disilusion (sp) the poor boy and he thinks he was great. LOL and the fact that you at least went out of your way to teach him some tricks...i know alotta women who woulda just gone straight to bed, left or asked dude to get the stepping!

i hear alot of people say internet dating doesn't work for them. maybe it's diff for the gay community...

HARAMBE24
19 May 2008 05:30

KELEFABULOUS: fanally you dragged you firm behind home and commented...honey internet dating is a freak show...the least said the better.

ngwana
19 May 2008 06:00

I am in the same situation you we in, its been a month and if i dont get a man in my bed i am going to go nuts.
I even thought about going to the ESPN thing after party to see if i can find a young thing to take home but decided Zambezi was too far to drive.
Harambe when you get your hands on A, i really hope he satisfies that hunger.
I hope i'll get lucky to this weekend, i cant believe a hot girl like me is not getting any.

KeleFabulous
19 May 2008 06:11

tvsa has issues today...i get error msg's i don't know how many times!

yho, thank God i'm not the only one who's not getting some @ ngwana. LOL

mara Harambe you's a bad influence. i'm actually thinking, even contemplating, a one night stand. i fantasise about how sordid it could be, and just walking away afterwards...

HARAMBE24
19 May 2008 06:13

ngwana i feel sorry for you --- but girl - you better get laid soon or you go nuts. i am currenlty working on another totolozi for this weekend - its coming straight from another province. A is still playing games with me - he hasnt reposnded to my seducative smses yet...mara ngi zomthola and he will be so grateful.

Nonny
19 May 2008 06:24

"i am currenlty working on another totolozi for this weekend"
@ Harambe24, I hope u are aware that totolozi is pinky finger small kinda thingie, a man like you should be organizing a lekker sbombolozi for ur ultimate pleasure, hayi indaba ye cheese curls............LOL

andi01
19 May 2008 06:32

@Nonny, its not about the size of the machine gun, its whethet Mr JZ can use the machine gun, he's been nagging us to give to him. Bigger size can bring both pleasure and pain, while small size can bring boredom and satisfaction, so dont make our less-fortunate in the "JZ's machine gun" department, brothers feel useless.

Porsch
19 May 2008 06:37

@HARAMBE, please ignore my ignorance but pppppppppplllllllllllllllllleaaaaaaaaaaase tell/share IN DETAIL, what you did/said to the poor young man when you taught him......lol(naughty face)

nna ke batla ho tseba....... and only two weeks????? mmmmhhhhhh

Nonny
19 May 2008 06:39

"Bigger size can bring both pleasure and pain, while small size can bring boredom and satisfaction, so dont make our less-fortunate in the "JZ's machine gun" department, brothers feel useless"
@ Andi01, I get ur point but TOO small is not ON *nomatter how well the gun is used, ukukitazeka afukufunakali.........LOL*!!!!

andi01
19 May 2008 06:39

So harambe24, are you the bull in the kraal, or do you let the visitor bull you around.

andi01
19 May 2008 06:43

@Nonny, you right girl there are those machine guns that you not sure if they have entered the Jerusalem gates or they are still in Faro's land. that my friend is disaster, It is un uforgivable sin for any1 to tolerate that, not in a million years. shud tell de guy to go find him self a super bhangalala (for enlargement)

Hlehle
19 May 2008 06:46

Bigger size can bring both pleasure and pain, while small size can bring boredom and satisfaction, so dont make our less-fortunate in the "JZ's machine gun" department, brothers feel useless"

I salute u there Andi01.

Latifah
19 May 2008 06:53

Shoooo niyakhuluma bandla anyway you are expressing yourselves. Mina ke Harambe it's been 2 months no getting any.I even went on line dating is it safe, the online dating I mean. The other thing if I may ask is it painful for you when you shag another person at the back door do you also feel the pain when some1 comes thru back door, just curious.

Nonny
19 May 2008 07:01

"I even went on line dating is it safe, the online dating I mean."
Latifah gal, mina I am not a fan of online dating, call me precautious but somehow I believe that why vele umuntu has to resort to online dating and not date in real life, fo sho khona okushodayo and it seems too desperate *to me*. And besides when u are dating online I am sure it's easy for a person to portray themself as a Halle Berry when they are a Missy Elliot........so hell no!!!!!

Afrodiva
19 May 2008 07:02

@ H24 I laughed my lungs out, hai uya rocker shem, your articles are so addictive that i check them every single day!!! :) eish to all the bloggers who are mdavaza less, i feel you, i'll dedicate my first round to y'all *tonight* tl tl tl tl tl tl tl tl ***wink***

Hlehle
19 May 2008 07:07

HARAMBE24
19 May 2008 07:13

Nonny: i love you but let me say , SUKA when it comes to online dating. it is fun and safe, you have to make precautions...dont bring the bastard home unless you wanna shag him...details sana: i am meeting sumbody ka 4, if he is hot -- i'll do him-no questions asked...the skunk in me.

Latifah: Go for it dear, its this stereotype that only ugly,despertae people go on line and that is so not true...harambe is never desperate for TOTOLOZI which i have just been told gore its SBOMBOLOZI. And stop preserving that cake like its milk...go sika le khekhe...

PORSCH: wena, o rata ditaba tsa batho ba bagolo...how am i suppose to tell you all about my class of mdavazo. PM me and i will share.

ANDI01: small matters only in cellphones dear, a strong black negro must have a big strong machine to match his ******ls!

Nonny
19 May 2008 07:18

"harambe is never desperate for TOTOLOZI which i have just been told gore its SBOMBOLOZI."
I see u learn quite fast hey H24, sana I am impressed...........LOL

"ANDI01: small matters only in cellphones dear, a strong black negro must have a big strong machine to match his ******ls!"
Amen to that!!!!!!!!!! Size DOES counts!!!!

Tshd21
19 May 2008 07:46

ROTFLMAO!!!!
Everytime i read your articles, I'm left convinced that my life is boring!! Will reply after hrs dude neh??

Porsch
19 May 2008 07:56

Someone please HELP, how do i PM???????(Private msg)

HARAMBE24
19 May 2008 08:08

OKAY DEAR PORSCH... scroll up and look on the right... there is a gold member thing and under it there is ...my home, private messages etc. click on private massages and youll be libarated...

Cande
19 May 2008 08:16

will read when i get home..

Porsch
19 May 2008 08:17

Okay, i've sent you a message so, please do tell..... hehehehhehehehheheh
yepppiieiieie(My sordid mind) not me!!! hehheheheh

ngwana
19 May 2008 08:55

Latifah: i know a few married couples that met online, i guess its a risk you take.

You could end up happy in love or you could end up chopped into pieces.

Cande
19 May 2008 09:04

village boys, where is this place called Mafikeng?
Careful Harambe, careful..LOL..let me go back and read

LM
19 May 2008 09:12

LMAO Harambe...you never cease to amaze me...I always laugh so hard I end up being forced to lie about what I'm laughing at...Eish joe!!

Cande
19 May 2008 09:15

I think B needs more time to learn Harambe, give him more time...

HARAMBE24
19 May 2008 11:10

Cande --- i have just finished smooching my 4 pm date -- B is the last thing on my mind..he is dead as far as i can think. Who is B, anyway?

Mara serious why boys from mafikeng can not give harambe a good shag?

Tshd21
19 May 2008 11:27

How many guys from Mafikeng have you shagged kgante H???? LOL

And don't be wasting your time with B tuu?? Because dude, it's winter....too cold to "educate" people!! Lots of action to keep warm in need!!

HARAMBE24
19 May 2008 11:32

I have lost count --they can fill up a joburg double decker metro bus....kidding

Lady D
19 May 2008 12:15

Hahahaha i am so ROTFLMBAO.I have been waiting for this for the whole weekend.Nna i thought gore wena and B will be compatable hence the same age group.Eish babes,hadi.Now focus on project Shag A,much as he is palying hard to getg,but i trust you,aint no man is gonna escape you cause you hot like that.

Wa mpolaya.B is soo lat week Saturday,move on babes and forgett you ever saw him.My PM is missing you!!!!!!!!!!

Hei Tshd21,how are you doing ausi?

HARAMBE24
19 May 2008 12:58

WENA LADY D: your so guilty as charge and you know why...its all your fault...i am so LOL...i was waiting the whole day for wena to bitach out...

Lady D
19 May 2008 13:36

Mokgotsi,its not my fault,its not your fault but B's fault,phela how were we to know gore he is a 20something year old who hasn't been dlehwad??/Its his fault and for that we are sooo gonna forgott about him.Rember the project continues,focus babes foucus!!!

I am loving this.

HARAMBE24
19 May 2008 13:43

LADY D: Mokgotsi dont even start...mata, A is ignoring me its not funny...i think he finally smelled that i am double crossing him..mara sana, i am so focused...i am about to do the whole fasting thing for his Sbombolozi...i'll call him tomorrow night and pretend that they broke into my house and stole my TV. He is so going to feel pity, hell be at my house ASAP. You see sweetie, you taught me well.

tizoz
19 May 2008 13:48

ukuphela kwento eniyaziyo nje nikhuluma ngomdavazo all the time......

HARAMBE24
19 May 2008 13:56

tizoz ---- what do you want us to talk about? when did wena, you got some mdavazo he?

Lady D
19 May 2008 13:59

Hahhaha you are such a good student!!!Trust me A smelled nothing,he's just too busy also doing what you are doing,waitse mos this beautifull boys!!!So we want him to do what he is doing outside,to do it with you too.But hen wena you are going to be sue to come an animal he will most definatey have to come for me.We just to get him to you,dats all.

About the TV story,what if he gives you support over the phone???Eish wee need a plan.Now go check you PM.

EISH TVSA IS PMSng,this error messages irritates big time.

Lady D
19 May 2008 14:02

Tizoz didn't you see the age restriction,no under 18 so be a good boy/girl o robale ne????

tizoz
19 May 2008 14:20

I am a good boy Harambe brought up by church going parents.... I dont talk about izinto zabantu abadala.

this is where Ngithath' Ikhava.... cause I can hear your screams! lol!

tizoz
19 May 2008 14:24

Lady D... I am off to bed tannie... LOL!

HARAMBE24
19 May 2008 14:26

TIZOZ baby: you need my expertise to teach you izinto zabantu abadala...I love you too much to allow you to go into the world without amatools for a happy long life. I am here for you baby..talk, this is 3TALK NO HARAMBE... does the church teach you about BJ?

Brown Shuga
19 May 2008 14:31

<<<Tizoz didn't you see the age restriction,no under 18 so be a good boy/girl o robale ne????>>
LOL

tizoz
19 May 2008 14:32

What! BJ! we do not talk about needs of the flesh. the bible condems those who do evil things!

HARAMBE24
19 May 2008 14:36

And how do they expect wena TIZOZ to become a grown up husband with human needs? Mdavazo is part of the human race - dont you know pastor khathide?

tizoz
19 May 2008 14:37

Hey Suga babes I cant believe you let them diss me like dat!

tizoz
19 May 2008 14:39

Am jus kiddin wena Harambe! (i like it when they say "in HHP's voice")

Lady D
19 May 2008 14:41

BS mokgotsi what are you doing here,or wa refresher??Dibuka my friend!!!

?Tizoz:good boy my girl,now sleep tight,tannie is right behind you.Remember to switch that light.LOL

I am out!!!

HARAMBE24
19 May 2008 14:42

BROWN SHUGA: knows which team to support, and girl you beta stick with me as we save lo TIZOZ from a life of endless boredom in the bedroom.

Lady D
19 May 2008 14:49

I know i said i am out.Tizoz that'ikhave mfeto!!!!

I am out for real now!!!

tizoz
19 May 2008 14:51

go on am listening....

tizoz
19 May 2008 14:54

lol Lady D, uHarambu is teachim me umdavazo

HARAMBE24
19 May 2008 14:54

tizoz....how old are you sweetie? i do not want to get you excited in all the right places with my talk...its the maid who washes those sheets.so i pity her.

tizoz
19 May 2008 15:09

I am a 40 year old Virgin, not like Kelly Khumalo or Khethiwe but the real deal!

HARAMBE24
20 May 2008 01:36

agh shame TIZOZ ...YOUR BEYOND HELP.

Onna
20 May 2008 01:40

I must say I read this article yesterday but all the talk about sibhombolozi made me go to bed to put my gazunga as i like to call it to good use. I say its mine because i get to use use it when ever or where ever im lucky like that. And no not a vibrator, a husband. I always enjoy yo articles, they give so much insight to yo world. I was just unsettled by what u said about married men because my husband has a gay friend and there is never a dull moment in his life. He is always chasing the next lay. How is it going with yo adoption or u have not decided yet?

HARAMBE24
20 May 2008 01:47

Onna: you have no need to be worried about your man's friends, i have lots of married men as friends and they are great...i swear to you, its platonic and nothing sexually about it. The best thing about having them as friend is that they play the protective role of a big brother in my life -which i sometimes need as i tend to get into trouble with my many men. His friends probably respect you as a woman becoz you have welcomed them, acceptance is very important to gay men and once they get that from straight people - they guard it like gold.

I am not sure about the adoption thing anymore sweetie, too many forms to fill up.

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