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5 things i would never do

Written by Renegade from the blog Nonny on 11 Mar 2008
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OK, I know it is always said that you must NEVER say NEVER, but as a person there are limits that we all have. In nature I am very adventurous but I do have my DO NOT go zones.

Five things I would never do:
1. I wouldn’t dare betray the trust that anyone has in me, especially my family and friends. It takes a lot of time to allow yourself to trust someone and personally I believe that once you have built that trust guard it with your life because it comes in handy when you need a trustworthy person the most.

2. I don’t see myself being in relationship with someone who abuses me physically. I have never been hit by my own father and I have given him so much stress as the rebellious teenager that I was, so why the hell would I allow indoda enanamazinyo awu 32/31 to do that???? Actually any form of abuse is unaccepatable, but physical is COMPLETELY unacceptable!!!!!!!!

3. I can’t see myself wearing bright colours to a funeral. I don’t know why but I somehow feel that a funeral is an occasion where even ophaphiyosi like me need to be humble and dress accordingly, coz really now I don’t see myself rocking a yellow suit to a funeral……..uzothini kodwa umufi………….LOL

4. I don’t ever see myself having plastic surgery, u know I have this phobia of doing things that are irreversible and plastic surgery is like that. Once it’s done it’s done and when u miss the old u, u can’t go back. So rather find peace and contentment with who you are and live life to the fullest.

5. Most importantly, I would never compromise my morals and my principles, coz I certainly believe in the saying that: “If you stand up for nothing, you will fall for everything!”

So bloggers, please share with Nonny what are the 5 things that you would never do????………* just forget about the never say never saying for a while………LOL*



328 Comments

Nonny
11 Mar 2008 04:00

Found it after running around the whole place looking for this.........hayi shem I need a TVSA course when it comes to these things. Neway thanks for all ur help Renegade.........u are a star...........(((((((((CYBER HUG)))))))))

Bloggers, feel free to share what are the 5 things u would never do????

Renegade
11 Mar 2008 04:05

Lol, I was about to PM you to tell you its under "general" Lol. Anyway, twas a pleasure man, (((((((CYBER HUG))))))) right back at you

Anyway, here's my list of 5:

1. I will never intentionally hurt my mother.

2. I will never drive drunk

3. I will never stand for any abuse in a relationship. (yes, me too)

4. I will never stop eating meat, I love it too much.

5. Finally, I will never stop replying and blogging on TVSA. (haha)

Renegade
11 Mar 2008 04:09

Oh, and i would never skip lunch, which is where I'm headed now, see u in abt an hour guys

MADENZA
11 Mar 2008 04:16

!. i will never go for a year without sex.

poshspice
11 Mar 2008 04:22

Rene 'I will never drive drunk'

it's a bit risky to say never on this one Rene, unless you do not drink at all...

depending on the definition of 'DRUNK' -1 or 2 glasses of amarula or wine is that drunk? 

peaces
11 Mar 2008 04:23

1.I'd never wear anything short,NEVER!                        
 2.I'd never stop loving and believing in GOD.
 3.I'd never ever relax my natural, beautiful afro.
 4.I'd never give up on my wishes and dreams.
 5.I'd never stop loving the love of my life and our baby(on the way).

Molilo
11 Mar 2008 04:24

1) Never marry a penniless Sugar daddy
2) Sacrifice my happiness for someone
3) Compromise my principles for someone
4) Buy because everyone is buying
5) Live beyond my financial means

Nonny
11 Mar 2008 04:25

"i will never go for a year without sex."
LOL Madenza............even a month is unbearable, a year..........I'd just die.........LOL

"I will never intentionally hurt my mother."..........@ Rene- Argh man, mommy would be so proud!!!
"Finally, I will never stop replying and blogging on TVSA. (haha)"..........kinda reminds me of me, mina the only time I am a silent blogger is when unforseen circumstances move me away from my PC..............LOL

MADENZA
11 Mar 2008 04:26

Never marry a penniless Sugar daddy, meaning that you can marry an Ugly shuga daddy LOL.

faraimagic
11 Mar 2008 04:26

LOL Madenza.........

1....i will never stop smoking weed!

2...i wud never be miserable for other people's sake

3....i will never stop loving my Woman.......i love you sweety!mwaah mwaah mwah

4...i will never liv my woman for another...

5....i will never stop spying!

Nonny
11 Mar 2008 04:29

Molilo & Peaces.........wow u guys inspire me.........I like it when u say, u will never stop beleiving in God.........that's the spirit!!!

Molilo
11 Mar 2008 04:29

Yes Madenza and u will know the reason y I married him ugliness or not money knows no limit

azHOT
11 Mar 2008 04:29

I will never drive drunk 

I will never stand for any abuse in a relationship especially since i've been a victim (yes, me too) 

i will never go for a year without sex LOL... @ Madenza....njengoba ngihlulwa izinyanga ezimbalwa nje??

i will NEVER allow anyone to make me do anything i don't agree with

i will never compromise my standards, values and principles for any  peson

faraimagic
11 Mar 2008 04:31

Molilo LOL.....she take my money ,wen im in need oooh she'za gold digger way overtime....LMAO!!!!you are the best!

Nonny
11 Mar 2008 04:33

"....i will never stop loving my Woman.......i love you sweety!mwaah mwaah mwah"...............OMG u are so sweet Fara or are u saying this coz u high??????...........LOL.........jus kidding ur woman is lucyk........as a matter of fact damn lucky!!!

Cnglemother
11 Mar 2008 04:34

Nonny why 5? thats a lot believe me. I am still cabanging will be back.



faraimagic
11 Mar 2008 04:35

yipeeee Nonny's first article!...you deserve  a big box of D.H. Nonnilicious!

azHOT
11 Mar 2008 04:37

i will never stop believing in God(the power of a praying woman)

faraimagic
11 Mar 2008 04:37

Nonny ....im the lucky one....too bad she cant coment back she is too much of a celeb....mara she always reads here!!!!!!

azHOT
11 Mar 2008 04:38

@ farai..its not her first time...she lost her virginity long ago.............LOL

thanks for the article mngani! its making me think...

Pooky
11 Mar 2008 04:39

i will never believe in anything else but God

I will never stop using makeup

I will never stop believing in myself

I will never  lie again
 
I will never stop lying......LOL

Jordan
11 Mar 2008 04:40

I will never:
1.stop walking up to ladies just to say: “you are gorgeous”!
2.swearing. Yeah, it’s unladylike, but can’t help it.
3.be as thin as I want to be, (this I will leave to Madlozi)
4.stop calling it like I see it
5.will never go 1 day without listening to at least 5hrs of music

Nice one Nonny...

faraimagic
11 Mar 2008 04:40

dont ask who.....you all know her!

Nonny
11 Mar 2008 04:41

"Nonny why 5? thats a lot believe me. I am still cabanging will be back."..........OK for the slow couches like wena Cnglemom u can shaya ur 5 things one at a time...........LOL

"yipeeee Nonny's first article!...you deserve a big box of D.H. Nonnilicious!"...........Sorry to burst ur excitement bubble Fara, but my friendz always post my articles for me, hence the reason why u think it's my first article, my first one was posted by Azhot, my second by Tox and this one by Rene.........I'm just lucky & lazy like that hey........LOL

Best-Achiever
11 Mar 2008 04:43

I would never stop having Faith in God and my dreams
I would never stop loving my family
I would never compromise my values and principles to please anyone
I would never stop trying to be the best in everything i do
I would never stop loving and respecting myself

faraimagic
11 Mar 2008 04:44

dont ask who.....you all know her!

monchooza
11 Mar 2008 04:44

I will never ever drink alcohol when I am Drunk

poshspice
11 Mar 2008 04:44

i will never stop loving my Woman.......i love you sweety!mwaah mwaah mwah 


ahh this is sooo sweet man..

Nonny
11 Mar 2008 04:45

"Nice one Nonny...".......thanks Jordy!!!
never "be as thin as I want to be, (this I will leave to Madlozi)".........Same here Jordan!!!
"thanks for the article mngani! its making me think".........it's a pleasure Azhot!!!

poshspice
11 Mar 2008 04:47

Fara 'she is too much of a celeb....mara she always reads here!!!!!!

yess I wanted to ask that but .actually deleted it after writing it....well it does make sense now

monchooza
11 Mar 2008 04:47

Is there a lady here that says she will never stop rocking weaves??? can i see some handsup

suzzy82
11 Mar 2008 04:51


i'll never let anyone hurt me 

i'll never stop loving my baby 

i'll never have sex without condom 

i'll never reduce my boobs to a smaller size (gaad 4 wt)

i'll never share my man with anyone

MADENZA
11 Mar 2008 04:55

i'll never have sex without condom, i guess you will never have babies.

Nonny
11 Mar 2008 04:57

"i'll never share my man with anyone"..........@ Suzzy82 I'm sure u mean "I wiill never share my man knowingly, coz unknowingly cheating happens allot and u can't guarantee that it won't happen to u!!!

Cnglemother
11 Mar 2008 04:59


1. Would neva change sexual orientation for curiosity sake, love men so much even if i dont have one for now but i'll bounce back.

2. Would neva change my beliefs so i could fit and to be perceived as socially acceptable.

3. Would never try to please any man at the expense of my son's happiness, i love that boy so much so indoda emngathandiyo but wanting me can take a shot'left.



Feza
11 Mar 2008 05:00

1. I will never love someone who does not wanna love me back

2. I will never compromise my hapiness, I dont do favours if they dont favour me back

3. I will never try to be what I'm not

4. I never have and never will fake an orgasm...if i didnt, i didnt and if you ask: NO, i didnt!

5. I dont know how to put this in english but in Setswana it goes: Ga nkitla ke itatola Morena..

poshspice
11 Mar 2008 05:00

 I don't believe in never cause I think that's when people hide deadly secrets that could be resolved had people talked about it, I hope ya'll understand this is just a commitment and it's OKAY if at one stage in your life uphunyuka......

here we go: 

I will never rely on a man to keep my head above water

I will never stop loving my son (do I have a choice)

I will never break up another woman's marriage 

I will never stand for abuse ever again

I will never allow fear for failure to stop persuing my dreams

faraimagic
11 Mar 2008 05:00

azHot LMAO   i guess i dont know for real....we never had sex yet so i wudnt say besides im the virgin here!!!! he he he he

PrettyPree
11 Mar 2008 05:01


I will never believe in madlozi















Toxic
11 Mar 2008 05:01

1. I WILL NEVER EVER FINISH A BOTTLE OF 4 COUSINS ON MY OWN IN ONE SITTING

2. I WILL NEVER WALK TO ANY PLACE IF I CAN DRIVE TO GET THERE-Who said walking was fun???

3. I WILL NEVER WAKE UP AT 5.00AM IF I CAN WAKE UP AT 5.02AM

4. I WILL NEVER STOP USING VASELINE ON MY LIPS

5. I WILL NOT SEEK HELP FOR MY ADDICTIONS-I like them like that!

mabhebheza
11 Mar 2008 05:03

Nice 1 Buzum
I would never stop lovin my mum..( wherever she is hell or heaven)
Never stop believing that i was meant for success 1 day i will be the best advocate in the world
Never 4get amadlozi (ancestors) exist ..and i must being Thomas ukholwa ngokubona..
Never stop lovin umdavazo...Hlohli of nie..i must get  and get 2the fullest..Ayidli ipapa phela le dy ding!!

poshspice
11 Mar 2008 05:05

will never love someone who does not wanna love me back 

echoed...we stay in relationships hoping the other person's love will grow...but it never does...love the one who loves you. okay I've decided it that's not the case He'd rather love me more than I love....damn there's nothing hurting like hoping someone will love you back and they never do

Jordan
11 Mar 2008 05:08


<<<I will never believe in madlozi>>

LOL!! Madlozi will hook you up!!!

faraimagic
11 Mar 2008 05:10

one advice!!!!wen you break up with someone...dont give up as you will find happiness in someone else again....take it as a blessing!start searching and never feel down!

Username
11 Mar 2008 05:12

I will never beg anyone or anything for something that I believe is rightfully mine

I will never stop calling my mommy twice a week just to say I love you mommy

I will never stop being who I am just to please people

I will never drink alcohol

I will never stop calling myself a Christian even thou some of my beliefs clash with some bible bashing right-wing activists. Only I and my God know where I will end up.

Cnglemother
11 Mar 2008 05:12

@ mabhebheza Never stop lovin umdavazo...Hlohli of nie..i must get and get 2the fullest..Ayidli ipapa phela le dy ding!! i can understand in your situation, ingathi ungawuthola ubusuku nemini xa uzithwele. LOL!

monchooza
11 Mar 2008 05:13

<> LOL!! Madlozi will hook you up!!! = nami i will never kholelwa in them Dlozis

Pooky
11 Mar 2008 05:14

i will never stop loving my Woman.......i love you sweety!mwaah mwaah mwah 

undicingisa uMenzi Ngubane(Sibusiso Dlomo) when he was saying all his i love you's to his fiance at the Mzansi Awards...................so sweet shem kodwa.....so who is she ke coz i certainly dont know her...sfunukwazi farai

i will never stop loving my man
i will never stop being greatefull to the Almighty for giving me another chance in life
i will nevar stop laughing at some of your silly  replies
i will never become umaghosha(spelling) /prostitute, i'd rather scrub toilets

Nonny
11 Mar 2008 05:17

hehehe.........ur responses people are killing me.........LOL

faraimagic
11 Mar 2008 05:18

LMAO>>>>>>LOL ....LOL

Toxic wats the difference between 5:00am and 5:02am?LOL LOL.......

suzzy82
11 Mar 2008 05:19

@MADENZA: i mean it ,no more babies

faraimagic
11 Mar 2008 05:21

@pooky i aint telling!...if you can keep a secret...so can i!!!

Sdakamiswa
11 Mar 2008 05:23

I willl never ever....

take (hard) drugs again
take any of my ex’s back
gamble petty cash from work
drive a car beyond 160km/h
cheat with a friends girl
have sex on the first date

....ever again.

Nonny
11 Mar 2008 05:25

@ Pooky, Fara is Prosper and is dating Kelly Khumalo, now u know my buzum.........LOL

Toxic
11 Mar 2008 05:26

Farai, you've just become much more attractive----who is this woman that you will never leave or cheat on huh??? What does she have that we don't have, hmmmm? Hayi guys i suddenly have a crush on Farai!!!!

Nonny
11 Mar 2008 05:27

LOL at Sdakamiswa saying EVER AGAIN at the end..........that's the good one!!!

Bra Bizza
11 Mar 2008 05:28

@Sdakamiswa......ha ha ha ha....never have sex on the first date?

Mathaz
11 Mar 2008 05:31

I would never make decision withoout God's approval

I would never go where the Holy Spirit is not present

I would never try to create wealth for my great great grand kids

I would never stop loving my late date

I would never hurt anyone intentionally

Mathaz
11 Mar 2008 05:34

I would never try to create wealth for my great great grand kids  What i meant was i would never give up trying to create wealth for them.  English can be boring at times

Msoe
11 Mar 2008 05:36

1. I will never have sex without a condom again
2. I will never tell a lie to my best friend Lerato
3. I will never date a guy with dreads again
4. I will never buy a size 5 takkies just because there is no size 6 (blisters sho!)
5. I will never stop shopping for designer clothes.

Nonny
11 Mar 2008 05:36

"Sdakamiswa......ha ha ha ha....never have sex on the first date?"..........@ Bra Bizza, he did say NEVER AGAIN meaning he has done it b4 and it can inevitablly happen again...........LOL

Pooky
11 Mar 2008 05:37

@pooky i aint telling!...if you can keep a secret...so can i!!!

@ Pooky, Fara is Prosper and is dating Kelly Khumalo, now u know my buzum.........LOL
Hayike farai i dont blame you for loving her sooooo much...phela wathola elo khekhe lingeka dliwa, you had the first cut and byte mos..........whats keeping you from marrying her kengoku??????

Nonny
11 Mar 2008 05:39

"I will never date a guy with dreads again"..............Monchooza confession time mfana, what did u do that turned Msoe off so badly that she wants nothing to do with the entire dreadlocks community???.............LOL 

Beyonce
11 Mar 2008 05:43

I will never take ILLICIT drugs..(again)

carino
11 Mar 2008 05:43

1. I will never stop loving God.

2. I will never stop beleiving that God loves me.

3. I will never stop appreciating my parents.

4. I will never settle for second best

5. I will never stoop going an extra mile, always, to help other people

and 

6. I will never stop lahving Nonny... she's so her! Normally when people write articles like this, they sit back & watch us reply but yena, she's here, re-replying to each reply.

That's sweet.

I give her a standing ovation.

azHOT
11 Mar 2008 05:44

i will never stop calling it like I see it
a spade is a spade is a spade..isht!....................AMEN!!

Preshiii
11 Mar 2008 05:46

I will never ever vote for Jacob Zuma!

I will never stop being bold & expressing who I am, even if it means I stand against masses

I will never believe in slaughtering a cow for someone who didn't have one whilst he was alive, but now suddenly requires me to slaughter him 2 cows from the grave to "give me success"...Life & all things pertaining to it come from God...that's my story & I'm sticking to it.

I will never do things just because its culture or tradition - whose culture & whose tradition I ask???

I will never stand in a bank queue, unless its of absolute necessity. I will keep using & thanking God for cellphone banking & internet banking. The last time I was in a bank was 7 months ago!



azHOT
11 Mar 2008 05:49

I will never have sex without a condom again @ Msoe...not for all the money in the world

Sdakamiswa
11 Mar 2008 05:50

'ILLICIT' thats the word I was looking for thanx @ B

Bizza its on this weekend mfethu....

nonimaas ........ hello he he he he......

Nonny
11 Mar 2008 05:52

I will never tell my parents that I was actually not a virgin when they did uMemulo wami...........*As a matter of fact I abstained for two weeks before the ceremony so technically was a V-dot,,,,,,,,,,LOL*

I will never allow anyone to make me feel bad that I blog and send emails to my friends everyday of my working life..........*unless Eiskom intervenes*...........(afterall what was the struggle for if we can't reap the rewards?..........LOL)

monchooza
11 Mar 2008 05:53

Mara Dr B...which drugs are those, ori usho ama grandpa nama dipring

PrettyPree
11 Mar 2008 05:54

I will never have sex when I do not feel like it (pretending this orgasm thing, makes me sick)

azHOT
11 Mar 2008 05:55

Dr B...its been a while! nice to see you again and PLEASE, stay away from them drugs ne?.LOL

faraimagic
11 Mar 2008 05:56

hey for the i dont know how many time  im not Prosper!and he is not me!

Porsch
11 Mar 2008 05:59

1. i will never stop crying

2. i will never stop smiling

3.  i will never stop being a comforter to my loved ones and strangers

4.  i will never stop believing that there is goodness in every human being

5.  i will never stop believing that i am an instrument of GOD and there is a reason
     why a lie awake at night dreaming

Nonny
11 Mar 2008 05:59

Hallo Sdakwamiswa.............if I see ur name I instantly crave a DH yazi............LOL

"I will never stop lahving Nonny... she's so her! Normally when people write articles like this, they sit back & watch us reply but yena, she's here, re-replying to each reply.
That's sweet.
I give her a standing ovation."

.........
Hayi man u are too sweet Carino kambe what's the reason u can't be a 24/7 blogger like mwa???? (and no I aint brown nozzying people...........LOL)..........If I sit and don't reply, what will I do then, twiddle my thumbs wu shem ngeke I can'y...........and vele ya'll now that blogging is who I am?...........LOL

Y4K
11 Mar 2008 06:00

Hahaha Preshiiiii yhini ukundihlekisa kangaka.

J-Girl
11 Mar 2008 06:01

@ Sdakamiswa -have sex on the first date

....ever again.
- i feel you there, i feel you LOL

i will never ever go bald - i neva knew my head is shaped so...TRAUMZZZ!!!

i will never ever live in a house without Hunter's Dry or Export....EVER

i will never ever work for a small company, unless I'm owner or co-owner or something

i will never ever date a guy that is younger than myself

i will never ever go without french tips unless my fingers were cut off or something like that.

faraimagic
11 Mar 2008 06:02

Nonny dont make me use my Magic..........wena TDC you started this,you must fix it!

Pooky
11 Mar 2008 06:02

. I will never stop lahving Nonny... she's so her! Normally when people write articles like this, they sit back & watch us reply but yena, she's here, re-replying to each reply.

That's sweet.

I give her a standing ovation. 

Carino
that is soooo sweet of you yazi...and all you said is true, she's always there to give back amaresponses nokuba its not her article...if you reply to her its a guarantee that she'll come back to you.......yazi it just shows ukuthi she's a reliable friend nokuba ukwacyber world.........i just hope your homegals know what a blessing you are to them coz abantu abanjengawe Nonns are rare sisi......

Nami i give her a standing ovation.
 

Miss K
11 Mar 2008 06:02

Hi peeps..

I will never...
1. Date a married man
2. Marry a broke ass nigger..yeah call me shallow if u will
3. Expiriment with drugs....except alcohol 
4. Stop rocking my weave....are u happy moonch
5. Kill for money

Sdakamiswa
11 Mar 2008 06:04

I will never ever ever admit to anyone I was 18 doing 2nd yr at varsity when I lost my virginity.......

faraimagic
11 Mar 2008 06:04

Toxic.....are you sure about wat you wrote there?  lets hope you have natural hair coz someone might fight you LOL......

Pooky
11 Mar 2008 06:05

oh and by the way people especially wena sponza, i'm not brown nosing...LOL

faraimagic
11 Mar 2008 06:06

Sdakamiswa   you just broke yo promise....now we know yo secret!

Renegade
11 Mar 2008 06:07

I will never go to lunch for so long and miss all the action, eish!

@PoshSpice: I drink yes, but if i know i'm gonna drive, then i make sure i'm not drunk. Thing is, i drink Savannah light, and am naturally a light drinker, so the most i'll drink is 3. 
And if i'm drinking cocktails, then i'm not driving.

Miss K
11 Mar 2008 06:08

@ Preshii I will never ever vote for Jacob Zuma! ....I second that X 10000000000

Y4K
11 Mar 2008 06:10

I will never kill maself

I will never stop drinking Rum & Lime

I will never stop tathing amachance (lotto)

I will never use drugs

I will never have a second baby

Nonny
11 Mar 2008 06:13

"Carino that is soooo sweet of you yazi...and all you said is true, she's always there to give back amaresponses nokuba its not her article...if you reply to her its a guarantee that she'll come back to you.......yazi it just shows ukuthi she's a reliable friend nokuba ukwacyber world.........i just hope your homegals know what a blessing you are to them coz abantu abanjengawe Nonns are rare sisi......
Nami i give her a standing ovation. "

hayini guys, Pooky & Carino stop it now........*ok don't stop, I mean do stop...LOL*, phela these people that are always hating on me will think I paid u guys for all these sweet words. Thanks buzum Pooky......(ur Dr Phil talk really caught me offgaurd!!!), now I gotta waste the company's money and print this page...........LOL

Toxic
11 Mar 2008 06:13

Toxic.....are you sure about wat you wrote there? lets hope you have natural hair coz someone might fight you LOL......

Eish Farai, yeah i am serious. There's just something about you, can't get u out of my mind!

Porsch
11 Mar 2008 06:14

@sdakamiswa.>>>>>>>>>>>will never ever ever admit to anyone I was 18 doing 2nd yr at varsity when I lost my virginity

is that a bad/good thing? that u were only 18??????

@ Preshii & Miss K>>>>>>>>>>>>will never ever vote for Jacob Zuma

I Have just a political party to vote for, just say the word>>>>>>>>>>

faraimagic
11 Mar 2008 06:15

i will never upload my picture here.!........dont wana feel like people are looking at me wen i move around!im not a celeb!LOL  who knows you might bump into any of ya strangers!!!!the few Bloggers i have met are fine....you know who you are and thanx for not telling wat you saw and who i am! i will keep on paying you guys more money!!!!with a 10%increase!LOL...........mara i wud luv to meet Toxic andTDC!

carino
11 Mar 2008 06:15

People, i think i've been left behind with this whole Brown nosing business. Would I be correct when i say, when i lick Pooky's a$$ (obviously not literally), right now, i'll be Pooknosing?? 

Only looking for clarity.

Miss K
11 Mar 2008 06:16

@ Toxic Eish Farai, yeah i am serious. There's just something about you, can't get u out of my mind!...yhooo its really a leap yr nabo oToxic beshela amadoda LOL

Teej
11 Mar 2008 06:16

Good one Nonz....

@Toxic - I WILL NEVER EVER FINISH A BOTTLE OF 4 COUSINS ON MY OWN IN ONE SITTING.LOL,I beg to differ.
@AzHot - Never drive drunk,haai my frend.....NEVER SAY NEVER!!!!!!!

1. I will never NOT finish a bottle of 4cousins alone (love the stuff to bits)
2. I will never betray my friends and family.Not even if you paid me.
3. I will never sleep without a condom.....Yoh!!!! phela Im not a celeb.
4.I shall NOT vote for Jacob Zuma.....Id rather immigrate to Zim.LOL
5.I will never stop believing in GOD,and thanking him for all his blessing.

Preshiii
11 Mar 2008 06:17

I will never...
1. Date a married man.....
Amen Miss K ...Amen! 

2. I will never negotiate to have a child with anyone I'm not married to.

3. I will never leave my man when his job comes to an end & he's actively pursuing another one

4. I will never sleep with anyone without testing for HIV...irrespective of whether we're using condoms...anything can happen to that condom (am not taking chances) 



J-Girl
11 Mar 2008 06:18

@ Farai - I'm convinced that you are Prosper and am not changin my view till you prove me othawise...

faraimagic
11 Mar 2008 06:21

Toxic  im just me!   the funny thing is i lost a couple of chicks in my past ,they all left me ,saying they dont deserve me hi hi hi!...where have you heard of such!!!?they were all saying the same thing ,just like wat you have said..and also that im too good to be true..i was scaring them off...yho sometimes its not right to be nice neh?im scared!!!!LOL

Renegade
11 Mar 2008 06:21

@Mathaz: I would never make decision withoout God's approval

How do u know when u have God's approval? I would really like to know this one.
 

Preshiii
11 Mar 2008 06:21

People, i think i've been left behind with this whole Brown nosing business. Would I be correct when i say, when i lick Pooky's a$$ (obviously not literally), right now, i'll be Pooknosing?? 


LOL @ Carino...that makes 2 of us...haven't been here in a while!

faraimagic
11 Mar 2008 06:24

J-Girl  ok tell me why do you think im Prosper?   is it becoz TDC started the whole thing?

who else think im Prosper?

Zee Babes!
11 Mar 2008 06:25

Nca one Buzum

1.  I will never stop loving my huge crazy family 
2.  I will never stop believing in God (whether um high or not)
3.  I can never leave without my spectacles
4.  I will never compromise  for anyone else (true love starts 4rm within)
5.  I will never stop loving me (nezipejeje zami)
6.  I will stop smoking

Toxic
11 Mar 2008 06:29

they were all saying the same thing ,just like wat you have said..and also that im too good to be true..i was scaring them off...yho sometimes its not right to be nice neh?im scared!!!!LOL

You come across as one of those deeply caring guys, you know the kind that's considerate and generous in every possible way-that's the appeal for me. Anyway, hope she takes good care of you otherwise, you know where to find me *wink*

Sdakamiswa
11 Mar 2008 06:30

@porsch... njenge ndoda sowumdala kakhulu only if uyenza sowuna 18 and sowuphumile eskolweni  ...all my boys were havin chow whilst we were in high school......

Gucci
11 Mar 2008 06:30

I will never..

1. Leave My Mkhukhu even if they build RDP houses, I will accept but sell it, and then go back to My Mkhukhu...angithi I pay No rent?Free Life is gud life!! LOL..

2. Buy  Truworths/Topics clothes...PEP is there for a reason....they even have a Winikhaya Competition on Yamampela so that I can claim that I live emkhukhwini!!

3. Stop laughing even though I got yellow and gold teeth *smiling*

4. Realy believe that Zuma actually  said that he took a shower after having SEX. I mean, is that Our next president to be? Terrible...

5. I will never stop stealing this Internet to be here....this is much fun and after all...this is where I learn My english coz I always learn a New word and use it when I get back to My mkhukhu friends *cheesy smile*

U sure u only wanted 5 reasons Nonz?

faraimagic
11 Mar 2008 06:31

LOL Teej......i shall not vote for Jacob Zuma...I'd rather migrate to Zim.........LOL

Nonny
11 Mar 2008 06:32

"Toxic im just me! the funny thing is i lost a couple of chicks in my past ,they all left me ,saying they dont deserve me hi hi hi!...where have you heard of such!!!?"..............Yah man Fara, tis strange nami I left a sweet guy like u coz he was just TOO good to be true..........ngeke mina ngithanda ama rough necks BIG TIME>>>>>>>>>>>>LOL

As for Preshiii & Carino, u guys are lost coz ya'll are not constant in ur blogging.............LOL.........But ke if u really wanna be  informed read yesterday's replies in the article titled: "The week that was" by Brown Shuga and u will know exactly what brown nosing is, and it come with examples........gotta love the creative and innovative spirit yama bloggers ne..............LOL

J-Girl
11 Mar 2008 06:37

J-Girl ok tell me why do you think im Prosper? is it becoz TDC started the whole thing?  - yes and didnt do much denying either


faraimagic
11 Mar 2008 06:37

Tox  lets just say i was  well groomed!.....my granny taught me a lot.........every woman is very special!.........im at a point where i see everywoman  beutiful whether she wears weave or not! so i chose my woman coz of her heart not looks!

carino
11 Mar 2008 06:37

This is what i'm talkin about . I knew Nonny would respond. Isnt that just so sweet?

Or am I brown nosing, still?

mabhebheza
11 Mar 2008 06:39

Im never...
eish i 4got*scratching my head*
Preshii  Pooky *waving my skaterbol*....

Im never ( forced my situation) to have casual dates no strings attached type( nt one night stand plss)...Hlohlie uqenda ubumnadi maar yazi
Im never goin 2stop watchin the Nigerian movies ( damn funny) 
I never telling ppl the hard core truth eish sumtyms it bruiese ones ego( sry neh)
I never giv up on my dream about Will Smith & DJ Sbu....(pls im no groupie bt eish 
*singing* Something uuuu ..i wanna knw wat issss 

Porsch
11 Mar 2008 06:39

@sdakamiswa, okay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i'll never ask this question again, whose's that new Forgive and Forget Presenter??????

carino
11 Mar 2008 06:40

You go, Farai

And @farai, please report to your PM now

Nonny
11 Mar 2008 06:40

LMFBAO at Gucci's entire reply, I wanted more than 5 reasons, actually 5 is the minimum so feel free to carry on..........*plz do Gucci I need the laugh*. And wena Cnglemom u only gave three, shaya ngevernacular ke wena mngani ngoba ngiyabona uGeorge ukuvalele ekhoneni and futhi kulawula mina lana.............LOL

faraimagic
11 Mar 2008 06:45

Carino pliz if you dont mind P.M me coz im about to go i have a brief meeting in a few minutes so i will reply as soon as im back!

Renegade
11 Mar 2008 06:47

@Sdakamiswa- 18? Wow, i'm suprised, but thats nice shem.

mabhebheza
11 Mar 2008 06:47

i cant help but admire farai...u 2sweet ..i hope that woman knws how lucky she is...*((Cyber SMILE ear 2 ear)) 2 farai...and miss No name brand!!

Nonny
11 Mar 2008 06:47

"Hlohlie uqenda ubumnadi maar yazi".............NO NO Mabhebheza, don't allow Hlohlimpi *for those who not know this is Mabe's unborn baby*.......kindly liaise (xoxisana) no Cnglemommy and she will tell u that ithuba lakho leli coz umuntu wesimame umnandi kakhulu uma emithi so plz PM each other nibonisane............LOL........(just kidding me I would never promote ubuf*b*.........*wink wink*)

Vutmi
11 Mar 2008 06:49

i will never stop believing that God has a good plan for me
I would never sleep with you(you know who you are and stop pmsing me), id rather shag a bummer.
i will never trade my family for anything
i will never stop supporting the glamour boys
i will never say never again...LOL

Renegade
11 Mar 2008 06:49

Lol @Tox, u treading on dangerous ground, didn't faraimagic say his girl reads here, next thing u know u'll be getting ama PM from her...hehe

Toxic
11 Mar 2008 06:50

Tox lets just say i was well groomed!.....my granny taught me a lot.........every woman is very special!.........im at a point where i see everywoman beutiful whether she wears weave or not! so i chose my woman coz of her heart not looks!

Props to your granny!!!!!!!

azHOT
11 Mar 2008 06:52

OFF TOPIC Ngiyaxolisa buzum Nonny....

this anti-Zuma thing has me confused. if he didn't take a shower or have 7 wives and was never connected to Shabir Sheikh...would ya'll still hate as much? 

Nonny..i especially want your answer

Nonny
11 Mar 2008 06:53

While on the subject of NEVER............

Can someone remember that old Metro FM advert, talking about things that will never happen????

It went like: "Never will South African Prisons be empty and never will Brenda Fassie win Miss South Africa".............I would always LMAO when I hear it coz uMabrrr was still alive and I would always wonder what she thinks of that statement.........I loved that advert..........RIP Mabrrrrrrrrr!!!!

Toxic
11 Mar 2008 06:53

Rene, where did he say that? My goodness, i must have missed it....sorry girl-in-Farai's life, you're a lucky woman BTW!

Zee Babes!
11 Mar 2008 06:53

@ Y4K - I will never have a second baby = once bitten twice shy? ihe

Vutmi
11 Mar 2008 06:53

I will never leave my man when his job comes to an end & he's actively pursuing another one...as jy suiker?? we are talking stinking broke here, no cute presents, no more dinning out and stuff!!! think you can hadle that

azHOT
11 Mar 2008 06:57

@Sdakamiswa- 18? Wow, i'm suprised, but thats nice shem.

@ Renegade
= suprised? how old were you frend? 

faraimagic
11 Mar 2008 06:57

I WILL NEVER ABANDON MY KIDS!nomatter how bad their mother can be! i will sacrifice my time and happiness  to make it work! must live and love life!

Miss K
11 Mar 2008 06:57

@ Farai...do u have a brother???

mabhebheza
11 Mar 2008 06:58

Gucci...I lov u in ur mkhumkhu & ur yellow teeth the more reason y ama BEE wil cal u.. phela they see some Empowerment apho kuwe...

Fluffy Head
11 Mar 2008 06:59

Shoo interesting responses....Lmao, at never ever ever again

I'll never
1. Drink alcohol, smoke or do drugs...I know u think i'm boring but who cares.

2. Have sex without a condom, unless I'm in a private island with a man I know grew up there alone...with no human beings or animals, then I can trust him

3. Stop loving God and honouring him

4. Stop loving my family and being loyal to my friends 

5. Get married legally...I'll stick to the traditional way, it reduces a lot of complications should the divorce possibilities come up.

6. Stop playing, laughing and enjoying the simple things in life

Miss K
11 Mar 2008 07:00

@ Toxic Stay away from Farai....Uzobethwa wena!

Y4K
11 Mar 2008 07:01

@Zee Babes =once bitten twice shy? ihe

No man I had complications. I can bear more babies but am 2 scared.

Toxic
11 Mar 2008 07:02

@ Farai...do u have a brother??? 

LOL, Miss K!!!

azHOT
11 Mar 2008 07:02

@ Vutmi, mngani its seker

Nonny
11 Mar 2008 07:04

"I would never sleep with you(you know who you are and stop pmsing me), id rather shag a bummer.".........@ Vutmi........the only way to stop this man from harrassing u is to name and shame them ubani vele??? Hayi it's so unfare that thina we are busy blogging and people are organising sex buddies behind the scenes!!!

"if he didn't take a shower or have 7 wives and was never connected to Shabir Sheikh...would ya'll still hate as much?
Nonny..i especially want your answer"............Azhot
, for once I am gonna put myself first and not give a detailed answer about Jacob Zuma, coz at the end of the day this is my article and I don't want it to take a political direction.............*yini vele mngani the one day I post something u ask me abt JZ..........no no no uwrongo sana..............LOL*

But ke I AM VERY ANTI ZUMA PERIOD, NO MATTER WHAT I WILL NEVER SUPPORT THAT MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

carino
11 Mar 2008 07:05

My other 5*

1. I will never stop saying my mind!

2. I will never accept poverty

3. I will never accept failure

4. I will never love a man who does not love himself

5. I will never commit suicide!

mabhebheza
11 Mar 2008 07:05

Haaa Nonny u want Hlohlie 2have differnt ears ...  haai friend i dont want ivezandlebe mina....
farai i cant help but ask .uqunyiwe dali ( r u high)
just a Q dnt shoot me and pls imibuzo ayi buzani( eish cant translate that)

Renegade
11 Mar 2008 07:05

@Toxic, scroll back-
Reply from: faraimagic 3/11/2008 12:37:44 PM
Nonny ....im the lucky one....too bad she cant coment back she is too much of a celeb....mara she always reads here!!!!!! 

@azHOT
Im suprised coz Sdaka is a guy,and normaly, guys in high school have long done the deed. 
Come to think of it, i was also 18 and in 2nd year when i did it for the first time.
(Ok, to be honest, i was in matric when it happened for the first time, but that was so wrong and traumatizing that i decide to erase it and proclaim myself a virgin again,coz its all in the mind mos,hehe)

faraimagic
11 Mar 2008 07:07


i dont see any harm in making frends!anyone wud understand that!....and yes Toxic i do have brothers but they are not in S.A  and they are married...only my younger brothers aint and they are very young...less than 18!

faraimagic
11 Mar 2008 07:08

i ment she is too much of a celeb coz she is a blogger here not the other way!

mabhebheza
11 Mar 2008 07:10

Vutmi...pls green the person ((hlaza lomntu plss)) is second u Nonny ...y madlalisa emvakwendlu ..(mina ngingu baba ubani umama??)) base kabi!!

Nonny
11 Mar 2008 07:11

"Gucci...I lov u in ur mkhumkhu & ur yellow teeth the more reason y ama BEE wil cal u.. phela they see some Empowerment apho kuwe..."...............LMAO..........this is a good one Mabhebheza..........ama BEE abona iEmpowerment kuGucci............LOL...........then they will look at her and say: "This gal has the potential to be beautiful, so lets transform her in2 a superstar.........LOL"

Renegade
11 Mar 2008 07:13

Oh my gosh! We have a TVSA couple, thats so cool, hau farai, u must share, things like that bring such bliss to everyone, next thing you know i'll also have me a man from here. 
Just to be clear, who are the regular male bloggers, coz some of your names are confusing, but i know:
Sdaka
Mandenza
TDC
Sponono
Farai
doenst count anymore....
who else...?

azHOT
11 Mar 2008 07:13

LMAO@ Renegade.........................kwa kwa kwa!!!!!.....................

Nonny..............i'm sorry i tried to sabotage i article yakho mngani ne?.........................LOL

i respect your opinion on the matter and will now leave it at that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Renegade
11 Mar 2008 07:15

@Vutmi, are you serious?

Miss K
11 Mar 2008 07:16

@ Farai...only my younger brothers aint and they are very young...less than 18!....eish dammit!

faraimagic
11 Mar 2008 07:18

Renegade  i didnt say that did i?i said she is forever bussy so she just browse thru not blogging!!!!!its not a big deal!some day you will know but not now!

azHOT
11 Mar 2008 07:18

Farai...i could do a toyboy..............LOL

Username
11 Mar 2008 07:20

@ Vutmi .......I would never sleep with you(you know who you are and stop pmsing me), id rather shag a bummer. 

Dr Phil says the best way to get rid of a "stalker" is to expose him.......lol


Cnglemother
11 Mar 2008 07:21

Its so hard to log into TVSA, am so frustrated, getting a black screen all the time.

Pooky
11 Mar 2008 07:22

Hallo Mabhebheza mama kaBonyongo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

azHOT
11 Mar 2008 07:22

Nonny mngani=150 replies......and counting

mabhebheza
11 Mar 2008 07:22

Adding Renegade list
Bra Bizza
Tizoz
Monchooza
Edgards
Lepogo( where r brotha..ur in need apha men shortage)

Madoda vela kaloku tyni .....!!

Kim Possible
11 Mar 2008 07:24

Nice one Nonns....

My 5 Things....
1) I will never stop believing & trusting in GOD almighty
2) I will never question my Financé love for me coz its certany out of this world
3) I will never trade my Little Kimza or any of my family for anything even though my older sista ewu khanda limtshela okwakhe...love u sis
4) I will never let people take me for granted
5) i will never say never........

Hey Yall BBB's Kimmy Miss u all

Renegade
11 Mar 2008 07:25

@Faraimagic:
I ment she is too much of a celeb coz she is a blogger here not the other way!

I assumed from that statement that she is a blogger here, a well know one coz of the celeb part. But anyway, its fine, mina i'm just a hopeless romantic, any sign of romance has me weak at the knees, i know, i'm wack like that!

@MissK - Depends how much less that 18 we are talking...hehe

azHOT
11 Mar 2008 07:27

LOL: @ Cnglemummy

Nonny
11 Mar 2008 07:28

"Nonny mngani=150 replies......and counting"...............LOL at Azhot, I didn't even notice.........*wink wink*

Mabhebheza and Renegade...........
now can ya'll understand why we end up sharing, coz even kwa TVSA there is a shortage of men, just like outside.............LOL

mabhebheza
11 Mar 2008 07:29

haai Pooky..Boyongo Chomie oh nkosi yam... bless my my bambino!!
Cnglemother...unyathele i corns kabani shuu trouble...friend*TVSA Goin live soon(2008)

carino
11 Mar 2008 07:29

@Kimmy 2) I will never question my Financé love for me coz its certany out of this world


I'm sure you meant Fiance, lahv... Otherwise it gives a whole lot different meaning.
Like, he's a Bra Mthembu kind of Fiance.

Toxic
11 Mar 2008 07:32

(Ok, to be honest, i was in matric when it happened for the first time, but that was so wrong and traumatizing that i decide to erase it and proclaim myself a virgin again,coz its all in the mind mos,hehe)

HAAHHAAHAH, I so know what you mean!!!

Other men on site:

Monchooza
Lekese
Lepogo
Blacqbooi
Edgards
Madomado??
Matlhoadibona


tembil
11 Mar 2008 07:37

good one Nonny

I will never buy a size 5 takkies just because there is no size 6 (blisters sho!)
hahahahahaha @Msoe thats my no.1 as well
2. I'll never let a man control me
3. I'll never stop believing in God
4. I'll never drink alcohol
5. I'll never stop respecting my mom and taking her advice

Tshd21
11 Mar 2008 07:37


I will never say I love you if I don't mean it...

I will never smoke dagga again.....did it for experiment..

I will never stop eating meat...

I will never stop praying...

I will never stop going for a "visit" at the cemetery everytime I go back home...

Nonny
11 Mar 2008 07:38

@ Tox, madomado is Female..........*I think*........actually I know...........unless they have changed their sexual orientation!!!!

faraimagic
11 Mar 2008 07:39

Tsh21 its a pity you will never smoke the holly weed again...shame on you......mara how was the experiment!

mabhebheza
11 Mar 2008 07:40

How do u do it....mense never drink alchohol....imandi kangaka i Savvanah bethuna...!! I worse xa yo banda....*thirsty already*

Nonny
11 Mar 2008 07:42

Nice to see u are settling well at TVSA Tembil............((((((((CYBER HUG))))))))))

@ Tshd21, nami I will never stop eating meat...............(and I mean all forms of inyama...........*wink wink*!!!) 

azHOT
11 Mar 2008 07:43

mabhebheza=ngikuzwa ngaphakathi my dear.!!!.............  ngasho ngoma

Miss K
11 Mar 2008 07:44

@ Renegade..its a pity im not a craddle snatcher!!
@Toxic...here's a suggestion for your next article...how about u play cupid for the single male and female bloggers? Who knows what might happen?? A wedding? cat fight?

Nonny
11 Mar 2008 07:46

Nice to see u are settling well Tembil...........((((((((((CYBER HUG))))))))))

@ Tshd21, nami I will NEVER stop eating meat..........and I mean all forms of meat.............*wink wink*............LOL

Kim Possible
11 Mar 2008 07:47

faraimagic
11 Mar 2008 07:47

take it from me...you dont wana date someone who blogs here you will always be second!LOL

Mathaz
11 Mar 2008 07:47

How do u know when u have God's approval? I would really like to know this one. 

@ Rene
:  God always communicates with us, through the holy spirit.  If you are in constant communication with  God, you tend to recognise his voice and his approval.  It takes time to be in tune with him if you are willing to listen to what the holy spirit is saying and obeying him then God has ways of revealing himself to you.

azHOT
11 Mar 2008 07:47

Miss K...i recently became VERY single...............LOL

Kim Possible
11 Mar 2008 07:49

@carino : phela gal its all included in there ITS NOT a spelling error
Fin- Finance
ancé- Fiancé

just joking that what happens ne when you are had a long day wifout DH hahaha

Kim Possible
11 Mar 2008 07:49

@carino : phela gal its all included in there ITS NOT a spelling error
Fin- Finance
ancé- Fiancé

just joking that what happens ne when you had a long day wifout DH hahaha

Kim Possible
11 Mar 2008 07:49

im not drunk people

Kim Possible
11 Mar 2008 07:49

@carino : phela gal its all included in there ITS NOT a spelling error
Fin- Finance
ancé- Fiancé

just joking that what happens ne when you had a long day wifout DH hahaha

Miss K
11 Mar 2008 07:50

@mabhebheza ulintshontsho lika Sathane...now i have to go to Tops after work!!
C why i don't wanna be preggies anytime soon...i'll have to forsake my Savvana for 9 months!! Yho hay just the thought is unbearble.  

faraimagic
11 Mar 2008 07:51

guys you wont beliv wat im doing!im blogging while having a meeting....in campus square news cafe' and guess who is here? that Siyabonga charecter from bay of plenty...he always act abusing drugs!yho these celebs bussy shellering kids ag shame!

katleebabe
11 Mar 2008 07:53

I wil never  ever leave home thursday just to party and come back on monday late after work never.
@ Nonny i so love your responses ungshaya ngaphakathi njunju. dankie son


carino
11 Mar 2008 07:56

Tox, how exactly can madomado be a guy,  when she's expressed so many times, how she believes strongly in *girl pride*?


Haai, Kimmy... I can see what happens to you when you havent taken your dose. You are literally shivering, and shame, poor mouse. I'm imagining you having a fit.

Miss K
11 Mar 2008 07:56

@ Farai at least ur second to someone...i'm third to no 1

@ azHot...welcome to the f#$$ked up club of singlehood..it was nice the first 6 months but nee man this is kak now!!!!

mabhebheza
11 Mar 2008 07:57

LOL@MIss intshosho lika Satan....I think i must really ask the docter that just 1 glass a day 4the next 5months wont coz harm nah....i mean its just 1 cold glass a day than i  TONS OF carry pack in 2days ( SAT & SUN) almost evry weekend yhuu Nkosi ndingu no Tyityi..yazi...
But again its just 1 glass nyana a month...aw uzolwane bantu...any doctors in the house precsription plss!!

faraimagic
11 Mar 2008 07:58

i will never ever go to a shrink~!!!!
or a councilor,relationship adviser.....you wont be surprised if she/he cant even manage her own relationship.....emagine going to a Devorce coucilor who is not married or in the middle of a devorce?...wat advise will she give you?

myname
11 Mar 2008 08:00

Afternoon Everybody .................Thanks Nonny im here bcoz of ur message darling.......... Hambani bathatkathi u will never win. .......Firstly I wil Never leave TVSA & i will never call people by names LOL . ............ I will Never take back my babys papa NEVER . ............. I will Never stop moisturizing myself nge Dolly Varden Glycerine .................I will never abandon my family & my baby boy...................I will never stop believing inluv

carino
11 Mar 2008 08:01

@Miss K @mabhebheza ulintshontsho lika Sathane...now i have to go to Tops after work!!

Is that TOPICS. Please check out that dress ka-Chomee while you at it.

Nonny
11 Mar 2008 08:01

"that Siyabonga charecter from bay of plenty...he always act abusing drugs!yho these celebs bussy shellering kids ag shame!"............Yah man Siyabonga Shibe is from Durban and he thinks he is all that, mximmmmmm plz spill ur drink on him and act like it's a mistake Fara????

"@ Nonny i so love your responses ungshaya ngaphakathi njunju. dankie son".............Thanks katleebabe.......nawe it would be good to see u here more often yazi!!!!

Renegade
11 Mar 2008 08:06

@MissK - phela this article is all about the never's in our lives, nami i once said i will never cradle snatch...i'm just kiddding, under 18 is a bit too much, still in high school i'm sure. 

Tsho, hai, we are short of men for real: So its:
Sdaka
Mandenza
TDC
Sponono
Farai
Bra Bizza
Tizoz
Edgards
Lepogo 
Monchooza
Lekese(never seen him around) 
Blacqbooi 
Matlhoadibona(always thought he was a she)

These ones must comfirm their status,so some of us can pick and choose.
Coz mina i will never date a taken guy (I said this at some other point, but i ended up falling for somebody's man, so now i'm extra careful)

Pooky
11 Mar 2008 08:06

HALLO KIMMMMMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WELCOME BACK MYNAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

mabhebheza
11 Mar 2008 08:07

Oh Carino.friend i can telluhlale ubambe ibhatji..( never buy ur own booze).TOps is Liquor store man...Leave Chomee and her Topics dress she got enuff plubicity izolo...lol

faraimagic
11 Mar 2008 08:09

LADDIES......never go out there looking for love you will be dissapointed!...speaking as a man i wudnt want to date someone who is desparate?the whole thing wont be genuwine.........mara i wud luv to date a woman who has confidence in herself.like coming straight to me and tell me how she feels....that is soooooo sexy!
and its a turn off to date someone who likes things!
NOW THIS IS HOW you must trap love....like a butterfly...wen you want to catch a butter fly you go wearing attracting colours in a garden,then you must stand after a while a butterfly will come on its own....mara if you force things you will always catch a Moth(that one that looks like a butterfly mara it flies at night) becareful! 

Nanana
11 Mar 2008 08:10

1.I would never wear a wig.
2.I would never lead someone to believe I like him then act the other way.
3.I would never relax my hair.
4.I will never get married.
5.I would never stand to see someoe ridiculed (excuse the spelling)

monchooza
11 Mar 2008 08:10

Renegade how long have you been here, and you still dont know ME Monchooza.......as in like thee Monchooza wala

carino
11 Mar 2008 08:10

And Luke, hleng, bantu....

myname
11 Mar 2008 08:11

Thanks Pooky

Renegade
11 Mar 2008 08:12

@Mathaz, I see, thanks

Cnglemother
11 Mar 2008 08:12

Yo bafazi am so frustrated iTVSA indenzela ezibukwayo namhlanje, kuvele kufreeze yonke into kubemnyama pam, andikafundi nerepliez to see kuyiwangaphi. Im sorry tvsa for all the nasty things i said yesterday, give me a chance to blog nempintshi zam.

Nonny
11 Mar 2008 08:12

"Is that TOPICS. Please check out that dress ka-Chomee while you at it."..........NO NO Carino I will not allow u to bring skanky dressers to my article........only ladies allowed...............*or atleast lady pretenders ke.........LOL*

"Afternoon Everybody .................Thanks Nonny im here bcoz of ur message darling..........".........@Myname.............
(((((((((((CYBER HUG))))))))))))) *jumping up and down like a lunatic*.............Yazi at the back of my head I knew that even though u haven't replied to a single article namuhla, u will say something here, phela mina nginguNonny kayiONE...........LOL at the ghetto talk. Thanks gal and I am gald that nobody has changed u, coz u are great the way u are...........and abt iglycerina........it reminds me of my trip to emakethi to get it for the tight corn rows I once had..........LOL..........the things we do for beauty!!!!

Nah Nah
11 Mar 2008 08:13



1. I will never tell my man that i'm actually the greatest flirt he's ever dated & I used to cheat..
2. I will never stop missing my gran & my best friend-they both in heaven I hope..
3. I will never stop blunting--Never!!
4. I will never cut my hair
5. I will never use muti to get/keep a man

Tshd21
11 Mar 2008 08:14

I will never ever stop using my ever reliable Zum-Bak.....tried other things but they crack my lips..

Toxic
11 Mar 2008 08:15

ohkay abt Madomado-name sounded masculine *sheepish grin*

Is that TOPICS. Please check out that dress ka-Chomee while you at it.

Nah, Carino....TOPS is that spar "bottle store" so she's going there to get her savannah!

Miss K
11 Mar 2008 08:17

@ Carino its Tops gal..just to grab a few Savannas! And its all Mabhebheza's fault coz i was not thinking about alcohol till she mentioned it! 

@ Farai..i know what u mean about shrinks...i was dating a psychiatrist who was helping ppl on a daily basis but he was crap when it came to dealing with his own relationship! Nxiiii!

mabhebheza
11 Mar 2008 08:17

Oh Bum CNGle mother....u sound so traumetised ....becareful my friend ...U might be xperiencing..Load shedding ..kunyama pam!! lol sry friendino...

Moonch hows ur mum just askin 2sweets and peanuts sake..?

Renegade
11 Mar 2008 08:18

Hai faraimagic, we've been waiting in the garden looking all bright, but all we getting are bees...we are tired, and are taking action....
Nah man i'm just kidding, all this is in the name of fun. I hope no one here actively goes out looking for love, coz that'll never work. But i like your butterfly analogy.

@Monchooza, of course i know you, for some reason, i couldnt think any further, but u are on the list now, so ungamangali when u get ama PM...lol

Nonny
11 Mar 2008 08:19

"Im sorry tvsa for all the nasty things i said yesterday, give me a chance to blog nempintshi zam."................LOL @ Cnglemom - hayi mngani after this sweetness of pleading and begging u will fo sho be blogging with ease............kodwake nawe ziphathe kahle tu nami I was once in ur shoes yazi I know the feeling............LOL

myname
11 Mar 2008 08:19

guys im leaving bye

faraimagic
11 Mar 2008 08:19

Nonilicious do you still smoke?hasnt the price gone up yet?...the reason i like weed is the price neva goes up...it stays on a fixed price!LOL and its cheap!

mabhebheza
11 Mar 2008 08:21

Pls ui asked can one have one glass a day 4the next 5months wont coz harm 2HLohie..
Its just 1 glass

faraimagic
11 Mar 2008 08:23

Renegade  guys get intimmidated.....so be the one to walk up to him if you like him!!!!!and we man have wat i call a male sydrome answer! man cant say no!LOL

Miss K
11 Mar 2008 08:23

@ Farai...thatha! i like your advice about men and butterflies.
So why am i still single? Maybe my colours are not attractive enuf or the garden im in doesnt have too many butterflies??

Toxic
11 Mar 2008 08:23

Hai faraimagic, we've been waiting in the garden looking all bright, but all we getting are bees...we are tired, and are taking action....
Nah man i'm just kidding, all this is in the name of fun. I hope no one here actively goes out looking for love, coz that'll never work. But i like your butterfly analogy. 

LMAO Rene @ the bees thing!! 

True Farai, desperation is a turn off -you're very wise i see!

Nonny
11 Mar 2008 08:25

Guys I'm about to bounce, thank u so much for the replies..........I am still LMAO at other people's responses..........ya'll are the best...........who would have known that if boredom is handled in a constrctive way, ur day can end up being so much fun............LOL!!!!

Cheers evrrrrbody!!!!

Toxic
11 Mar 2008 08:26

Miss K -butterflies are out flying while we're working our arses off! By the time we knock off, what else is there but the moths??? So in a nutshell, get in the habit of BUNKING work and go stand in the gardens LOL!

suzzy82
11 Mar 2008 08:28

@Tshd21:I will never smoke dagga again.....did it for experiment......imnandi kanje

Bra Bizza
11 Mar 2008 08:30

LMAO Farai.......it stays on a fixed price!LOL and its cheap!

Renegade
11 Mar 2008 08:30

 @Faraimagic: I think we can all agree, desperation is a turn off. But where do u draw the line. I'm sure for some guys, walking up to him seems desperate? Or is it not? 

Lol@ male syndrome answer!

@MissK, I'm also wondering about the same thing. 

@Toxic, the bees thing is  funny, but its true ne?

Cnglemother
11 Mar 2008 08:30

Mabhebheza ungamoshi uHlohlimpi ngebhiya, asifuni mtwana ovuza amathe.  Myname welcome home sitandwa.

faraimagic
11 Mar 2008 08:31

well you want advice ?ask me i will do a HITCH on you....

Miss K  its never too late......if i had it in my power i wud help all the singles to get a date in less than a week!LOL...it 

it depends where you hang around!the type of the people you meet.....beliv me you will win!.

Miss K
11 Mar 2008 08:32

Bye my lovely cyber frends.

Savvana here I come!! First 1 i'll dedicate to u Mabhebeza!

Nonny
11 Mar 2008 08:32

"Nonilicious do you still smoke?hasnt the price gone up yet?...the reason i like weed is the price neva goes up...it stays on a fixed price!LOL and its cheap!".................Ya Fara I still smoke, and I ain't planning to quit anytime soon, but I don't mean I will NEVER quit............LOL..........and yes the price has gone up by 66c *dammit*, but finally I found a Indian connection (tons of them in Durban, yet that say it's the Kingdom of the Zulu's........hehehe.........irony of life) (u know the uncle of a uncle story yamandiya.......LOL) Neway I found an old bally here in Durbs who sells a DH 20 for R17 per pack, so that way the increase doesn't affect me..........unless I've changed handbags and forgot to take my cigarette pack, then I buy a loose for R1.50..........so four for the day is R6...........hayi man the state of living is ridiculous in SA manje, phela we are not a first world country man Mr Trevor Manuel............LOL

Renegade
11 Mar 2008 08:33

@TOXIC:So in a nutshell, get in the habit of BUNKING work and go stand in the gardens LOL

I'm am having a literal picture of this right now, and i'm LMAO. Hai, kodwa we have it bad.

Anyway, Nonny thanks for the cool article, i'm sure my boss aint so grateful though. Nami I'm off.

faraimagic
11 Mar 2008 08:36

Renegade  there are many ways to catch a man...1st of all you need to be yoself.....you will neva go wrong....
always smile........feel free around people andbe wise and smart!
independent,and love people...but must of all dont be afraid to show the love you posses...for more points be goal orientad!as  we man dont want door mates anymore!

Renegade
11 Mar 2008 08:39

But isnt that what u find intimidating, the independant woman? Eish, this is not a 4h30 discussion, faraimagic, i'll tickle you wisdom further tomorrow, have a good evening

carino
11 Mar 2008 08:40

@Nonny... I'm really sorry for bringing up some topics to your blog.

Im shying away... in my humbleness

Just that some of us, who do not drink, we have no idea what TOPS is. really sorry

Otherwise, have a fabulous evening

@farai LOL at the fly-by-night moths comment.

faraimagic
11 Mar 2008 08:40

i had a great time vandag....wish you all the best to singles!  

faraimagic
11 Mar 2008 08:43

bye all!

Cnglemother
11 Mar 2008 08:43

Eish only getting to view this topic now and people are already leaving, I am so bruised.

faraimagic
11 Mar 2008 08:45

bottom line is love dont make no sense.......wait till you find the guy then you will start asking yoself why you dated him in the fisrt place...its always best to stay single!!!

Nonny
11 Mar 2008 08:49

LOL........at all of yall, now I'm really outta here, cheers people!!!

"Anyway, Nonny thanks for the cool article, i'm sure my boss aint so grateful though. Nami I'm off".............Rene plz stop complaining like u are a call center agent who gets paid on commission, u are still gonna get ur full salary at the end of the month ne???............LOL........but ke it was a worthwhile day!!!!

faraimagic
11 Mar 2008 08:49

last words! you cant expect to have the best without expiriencing some ups and downs.....its not just dating but its building!...wen you get into a relationship you lay a foundation first...cement it so it becums strong you build it up...mara if you come and start building without a foundation.......everything falls down............love you all...mwwah mwaaah!

monchooza
11 Mar 2008 08:49

Congrats nonny 2 hundred and tedi someting replayz

carino
11 Mar 2008 08:50

Bye guys.....

faraimagic
11 Mar 2008 08:51

now back to the topic...i will never stop bloging TVSA.......sky is the limit!

Cnglemother
11 Mar 2008 08:53

Congrats nonny 2 hundred and tedi someting replayz, besifuna lokho vele noma besesikhuluma udoti ekugcineni, cheers ma people.

Nonny
11 Mar 2008 08:53

"I am so bruised."..............Khululeka Cnglemom my article will still be here tomorrow, I see this bruising thing lana kwa TVSA is become too commom, so tomorrow I'm bringing remedy blue for all ur bruises hear that????.............LOL

Vutmi
11 Mar 2008 09:00

I see i missed out while i was trying to make a living.

@ Vutmi, mngani its seker - azHOT...thanx 4 being the spell checker that you are, just realise i was talking bout sugar...phela im practising incase i decide to be someone's skoendogter..LOL

.".........@ Vutmi........the only way to stop this man from harrassing u is to name and shame them ubani vele??? Hayi it's so unfare that thina we are busy blogging and people are organising sex buddies behind the scenes!!!...it kills you to be in the dark heh Nonny? ha ha ha 

Dr Phil says the best way to get rid of a "stalker" is to expose him.......lol...who said its a him???? and the plot thickens....HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

@Vutmi, are you serious?...mmmm

BTW printing out the whole thing, it will make an intresting reading...c you tommorrow good people...i gotta go have tea(go figure) with the vanilla boy. Good Evening

Pooky
11 Mar 2008 09:02

Mabhebheza ungamoshi uHlohlimpi ngebhiya, asifuni mtwana ovuza amathe
LOL @ cnglemom
......

Vutmi
11 Mar 2008 09:03

c(read) you tommorrow good people...

Shadow
11 Mar 2008 13:16

@Renegade...Are you sure that they are not all after-niners, before some of u can pick and choose?

KeleFabulous
11 Mar 2008 13:16

hehe Nony you remind me why i love this place so much even thou...

i will never:
stop rocking weaves (they're da bomb!)
shave off all my eyebrows (some women mara!)
be as thin as naomi campbell
allow sorrow to eliminate the good in my life somuch it almost killed me
forget the fabulous sex i had with Lepogo.

Bra Bizza
11 Mar 2008 13:26

@Shadow...could you clarify your statement....after-niners....abo bani labo

Shadow
11 Mar 2008 13:41

@Bra Bizza what i meant was, 'Are u sure that there are no after-niners...'
It could be that not all of the guys are straight...if u catch my drift.

Bra Bizza
11 Mar 2008 13:45

@Shadow...from the guys that i speak to.......no sisi we're dont swing that way....

mabhebheza
11 Mar 2008 13:50

@KeleFab..am i seeing things...fabolous sex with Lepogo
Huh...????the 1& only blogger..,he he eee!! uweee

mabhebheza
11 Mar 2008 13:53

and yes KElefab i second u ont the weaves ( they rock!!)kodwa they can be damn itchy..!!

Molilo
11 Mar 2008 13:56

Chesa wena Kele. Lepogo is the man, this means his PM will be floaded with messages.    

Shadow
11 Mar 2008 14:01

@Bra Bizza...What a relief!!!

mabhebheza
11 Mar 2008 14:06

Tjo..tjo..bethuna..kanti kunje apha ebusuku..kelefab b4 we make a big deal pls answer my Q?
.Yah.neh.soes waar !!( as the afrikaaners wil say)..

Bra Bizza
11 Mar 2008 14:23

awu Mabhebheza....wa buza i bus ibaliwe?

Nonny
11 Mar 2008 23:41

Morning people,

I see people are having the time of their lives here at TVSA at night, while some of us are sleeping, having good sex, watching Mzansi fo sho or bonding with our families he????............LOL

"I will never forget the fabulous sex i had with Lepogo."
And Kele, damn gal I envy u, phela a gal can just sense that a guy like Lepogo is damn good in bed..............LOL

"hehe Nonny you remind me why i love this place so much even thou... "
@ Kelefab, I know what u mean hey.................

.".........@ Vutmi........the only way to stop this man from harrassing u is to name and shame them ubani vele??? Hayi it's so unfare that thina we are busy blogging and people are organising sex buddies behind the scenes!!!...it kills you to be in the dark heh Nonny? ha ha ha"

Vutmi
sisi, this is not about me being in the dark, I am thinking about ur best interests yazi, just expose the damn loser so he can finally leave u in peace..............then direct him to Renegade or Toxic, I'm sure they won't mind the harrassment..............LOL 

Oh and bloggers...........I will never, hear that??? I mean NEVER forgive u guys if I fail my major EXAM on Saturday (15/03/08 @ 09h00) coz I am blogging more than I study.............LOL..........and love and at the same time despise ur'll for that!!!!

Renegade
11 Mar 2008 23:51

@shadow, thats why I said they must declared their status before blogging. Today, i've made a vow to be more scarce, and Nonny you right, no commission, but eish, the guilt is killing me.

Toxic
11 Mar 2008 23:59

then direct him to Renegade or Toxic, I'm sure they won't mind the harrassment..............LOL 

Vutmi, please don't!!!!!!!!! Wena Nonny, ngizokushaya nge CYPER KLAP!!

Renegade
12 Mar 2008 00:06

Hai hai Nonny, Toxic's right,  phela that guy is a bee, and we want butterflies

Vutmi
12 Mar 2008 00:09

might as well direct him/her to you Nonny, maybe shim will help you study...

I am thinking about ur best interests...yeah right!!! appreciated though 

Toxic
12 Mar 2008 00:14

LMAO Rene!!!!! He's a moth!!

Mzozy
12 Mar 2008 03:29

1.  I will never be a lesbian!!!
2.  I will never stop believing in God!
3.  I will never cheat in a relationship!
4.  I will never kill someone!
5.  I will never hate someone!

mabhebheza
12 Mar 2008 05:12

Uhmmmm......!!!
I  shall never 4get wat i just heard

HAaaaaaaaaaaaaaan
LEpogo....uwueeee yhuu Buzums PM Me now!!!

TRC
12 Mar 2008 05:22

HA...HA....HA!! 

Fantastic sex with Lepogo???? u make me laugh.....!!

TRC
12 Mar 2008 05:26

in fact I'm not done laffing HIHIHIHI KWAKWA.....KWA!!!

Tl......tl.....tl.....

mabhebheza
12 Mar 2008 05:33

TRC...wat is so laughious( eexcuse my GEorge)
ELeborate pls......phela as Nonny as mentioned Lepogo sounded like a mamba in in bed ...I stand 2b corrected pls 

TRC
12 Mar 2008 05:35

aaargghh more like an EARTHWORM, THE SMALLEST ONE U CAN FIND!!!

TRC
12 Mar 2008 05:36

MAMBA my BEAUTIFUL ANKLES!!

mabhebheza
12 Mar 2008 05:37

Welcome..2tvsa.!!by the way u new ...kodwa yini ungena nge DLovu iyangena!! haai i sense ikinga nje mina!!

mabhebheza
12 Mar 2008 05:41

OH No...u didnt haa......haaaaaaaaaaa *mouth wide open*
Pppl niyangibonisa nah???????
Jeaolisy makes u nasty! sies u must b ashamed ra!!

TRC
12 Mar 2008 05:42

mabhebheza!! ENKOSI STHANDWA!!!

Truth and reconciliation babes!! I'm here to tell iqiniso k'phela.

no manga manga business. I hate people that give props where its definately not due.

Toxic
12 Mar 2008 05:45

Hi TRC.......tell us more....

TRC
12 Mar 2008 05:49

I have been a silent blogger 4 ages..... just watching and doing my own thing on the side.

If 2 people don't know what they are doing it seems great 2 them.

mabhebheza
12 Mar 2008 05:50

Toxic nami iwant 2hear this more .....Truth and Reconciliation,,,,
Ishushu le soup yakho TRC....

azHOT
12 Mar 2008 05:51

hey Tox!

TRC
12 Mar 2008 05:52

MY SWEET SOUP.

Nonny
12 Mar 2008 05:53

Firstly welcome to TVSA T0RC...........I see u have a bit of truth to tell, do feel free sisi................LOL

"Buzums PM Me now!!!...........".........@ Mabhebheza - I am going there right now my buzum!!!

And now what's the story with Lepogo, someone says it's a mamba, the other says it's a earthworm??? Lepogo wherever u are plz just come to Nonny, so I can set the record staight and check, test and clarify for the curious people, coz clearly ur size issue is slowly but surelyy taking over my article.............LOL..........*and BTW this is in the interests of the topic which is NEVER, and vele there is an article that allows ya'll to be off-topc so plz ziphatheni kahle lana.............LOL*

Toxic
12 Mar 2008 05:59

hey AzHot!!!!

TRC......you have an audience, phuma neqiniso sisi!!

TRC
12 Mar 2008 06:03

Nonny..... BELIEVE ME you DON'T WANNA DO THAT 2 URSELF SISI!!

Setting the record straight.....?? *shaking my head* u can go ahead if you want 2... dnt say I didnt warn you about wasting your cake.

mabhebheza
12 Mar 2008 06:05

PHuma neqiniso sisi ..nami second that

Nonny i wanted 2PM u on this story saka  Lepogo in ur blog  phela kanti u saw it haaike...
its truth time phela nangu u TRC is teeling like it is..hard core 
So Screts time is over...so nomore PM 4u
sry Buzum

Kodwa TRC...y r u givin bits and pieces ..full story muntu!!

felfel
12 Mar 2008 06:09

Awu people mense, ke mang this Lepogo person ?

Renegade
12 Mar 2008 06:10

Eish, am i getting this,is the issue here the size of Lepogo's manhood?

Nonny
12 Mar 2008 06:10

LOL............u guys are crazy and I love ur'll for that..........so TRC..........what are u waiting for we are all ears, hurry up I have an OFF TOPIC blog to attend to...........LOL????

Nonny
12 Mar 2008 06:14

We are waiting TRC!!!!!!!!

Cnglemother
12 Mar 2008 06:15

TRC pls dear move your bags & stuff to the other blog so we can all be on the same page.

felfel
12 Mar 2008 06:26

uTRC usethusa ngenyoka ezifile

Toxic
12 Mar 2008 06:50

A message to TRC from Kele:

Haai this is shocking. TRC clearly you have some issues with Lepogo and that’s really for the both of you to sort out. If you’ve been a silent blogger for ages, as you say you have been, I’m surprised you can’t tell the difference between jest and REAL. As much as I like to tell all (hehehe) I do have some secrets bathong! I hope you sort out whatever issues you’ve got with Lepogo cause MAYBE he is what you say he is but is trashing him this way going to do you or anyone else, any good?

Miss Fabulous


mabhebheza
12 Mar 2008 07:16

Guess TRC ..slithered back 2her hole...now whos manga manga bizniss heh??
Thanks Toxic..or Kelefab...

Nonny
12 Mar 2008 07:22

Thanks Miss Fabulous,

Yazi when TRC first started talking I thought this was a joke, but now I can see that the lady has chosen a certainly bad way to enter TVSA. 
TRC - This is Cyberworld sisi wami, so there's a thin line between blogging and putting out ur dirty laundry and also dirying a loved bloggers name in the process.
Lepogo - We know u better and I would certainly never use some person that i don't even know to judge u.

Nonny
12 Mar 2008 07:24

I meant.........and also dirtying (sp).............

faraimagic
12 Mar 2008 07:28

yho....who is loosing their marbles here? its hot here!

Dintha
12 Mar 2008 08:28

Esih, sometimes I hate my job. Especially when I miss such a heated session. BTW kemang Lepogo?

Nonny
12 Mar 2008 23:36

@ Dintha - Lepogo is on of TVSA bloggers!!!

lepogo
13 Mar 2008 00:37

The biggest advantage of the cyberworld is that we are all able to remain faceless and unknown and maybe also malicious for as long we feel better with our efforts.

Suffice to say that I have kele on the virtual world,and being a classy and sophisticated woman she is,for a fact I would know she is not the type who kiss and tell.Not that there is anything to be told.Just we clicked and she remains the smartest woman I have met and I am sure her comments were NOT out of jest.

Pity I cant say much about TRC,maybe just she epitomises what I dislike about floozie minded attention seeking weirdo with a fixation for earthworms.And,ya,if she would have known me,she would have had the guts of saying so when she saw the worm fall outta my pants.

But being a sweet thing that I am,Im putting my digits here for her to call and tell it to my face: 073 954 8396.

One luv

Renegade
13 Mar 2008 00:43

Tsho, mina I thought this was all a joke. 
Anyway, if anyone is looking for me, PM me, i'm off to a meeting outside the office, will only be back after lunch...

Vutmi
13 Mar 2008 00:44

heh ayeye TRC ayeye!!!!!! you are in deep duudu

Nonny
13 Mar 2008 01:35

*Standing Ovation* Lepogo, damn u have a way with words!!!!

myname
13 Mar 2008 01:51

Hi Lepogo take it eazy man ....................... and wena TRC im sure u were joking nhe so stop its no longer a joke okey!!!!!!!!!! from New Assistant Moderator Myname

Nonny
13 Mar 2008 01:58

LOL at New Assistant Moderator..........Eish we gonna start having a ball here!!!

myname
13 Mar 2008 02:12

Mafikizolo TRC come a little bit closer (in brandys voice) ousi & apologize to Lepogo plz its Thursday & i dont need this. As New Assistant Mod i wont tolerate this behavior anymore LOL. Just kidding but im serious TRC plz tu its either u call Lepogo or u blog NOW

Pooky
13 Mar 2008 02:13

MORNING MY PEOPLE

TRC have you all of a sudden decided to creep back into your black hole and become a silent blogger again......welcome by the way....

I'm so tempted to call Lepogo kengoku...just to say hi to a fellow blogger...

Pooky
13 Mar 2008 02:15

New Assistant Moderator....LOL  uyazithanda i-titles myname

mabhebheza
13 Mar 2008 02:15

Halala ....Ishushu i bisto mpela ..!! 
Uyampoxa umntu  uLepogo ..go guarantee,,TRC vele muntu ndini  clarify this pls?
Y leave us on the in dark city!

azHOT
13 Mar 2008 02:25

now Lepogo, thats what I call a MAN!!!!!

always been a fan *wink wink*

wena TRC=shameless ncncnc....

KeleFabulous
13 Mar 2008 02:26

eish Lepogo...kea bona leleme la gago le santsane le thella.

morning pepole!

Nonny
13 Mar 2008 02:27

*Shaking my head*.........Eish I can't say I will be inspired to write something soon after this...........the assitants and the phuma silwe omaka Hlohlimpi are just having the time of their lives going "OFF TOPIC".......no Pooky on the otherhand is so grateful tohave Lepogo's digits..........LOL......*Eish I think I'm also gonna call him just to hear his voice then hang up....hehehe*..........yaini bathong........U MUST NEVER...........be so disrespectful mos...........LOL

Nonny
13 Mar 2008 02:34

P.S - Lepogo u must never give us a no. that is non active.........I just called and it went to voicemail and it's not even ur own voice it's that irritating MTN lady...mximmmmmmm......*Oh and I am not TRC, I just wanted to hear ur voice* hayi cha phela wena ushaya istraight talk breaks no friendship!!!!

mabhebheza
13 Mar 2008 02:37

Phuma silwe...himi loya yini nah Buzum?

Nonny
13 Mar 2008 02:39

Yes it's u, why the hell do u think I named ur baby HLOHLIPMI then?????

Nonny
13 Mar 2008 02:39

Yes it's u, why the hell do u think I named ur baby HLOHLIMPI then?????

myname
13 Mar 2008 02:39

Morning Beautiful Kele. @Pooky I was thinking of calling him maar since i respect him & he is a wonderful man so i wont do that. And since i got this promotion so im not gonna spoil it bcoz i wanna be the Moderator next month. ........................ My dear Nonny ndise-moodini today uBleksem ubuyile LOL

myname
13 Mar 2008 02:47

LOL Nonny uyaphapha uthe uLepogo "Im putting my digits here for HER to call" not wena hihihi now im visualizing ur dissapointed red face xa lamlungu ekutshela "The number u dail is invalid plz try later" hahahaha

lepogo
13 Mar 2008 03:01

Okay now,mense that is my number....And whoever you are,STOP  with calling with a private number and dropping without even saying hello,whats up with that?????

And they are my private numbers(just not sure they are still that private no more)and Nonny,et al,theres nothing wrong with saying hi,I wont treat you guys like telesales people,who,I must confess,I do not treat nicely at all....

One luv

Nonny
13 Mar 2008 03:08

One love fo sho Lepogo and mina I was just joking about the calling and hanging up...........I am not the stalker type.........but ke do u realize that some people might just start stalking u.......I really think u shouldn't ahve given ur no. out so easily, Imagine how many people visit TVSA daily??? And futhi not all of them are sane!!!!

Peachy
13 Mar 2008 03:46

Lepogo....hello Darling, wish i was in SA, could just let you melt (in my arm probably) somehow.... you know what i mean.
Much love!!!

myname
13 Mar 2008 08:14

peachy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! thanks u r not in SA. LOL just kidding my dear Much hugs nhe. ... Lepogo what are u using man? it seems like ladies r ....................(just thinking the best word bt i cant find it). Anyway whatever u r using just thanks for being U. Keep it up!

faraimagic
23 Jul 2008 09:43

where was this? ha ha ha ha!

Nonny
23 Jul 2008 09:50

memories memories, thanks for the reminder Toxic!!!!

Toodecent
23 Jul 2008 09:51

Tox...I dont know whats up with this as you see I didnt even reply here. So vele ukuphi TRC? Nna am missing the character with the real username yazi....

Cnglemother
23 Jul 2008 09:57

This was one hell of a blog. Fara pls dont kiss & tell after our proposed shag session.

Cody
23 Jul 2008 10:00

waar was ek maar! one he!! of a blog!

Nonny
23 Jul 2008 10:00

Yeah man, zaziwa lana Cnglemom. I hope neyakusasa iblog yami izovutha njengale.

awelani
23 Jul 2008 10:00

cnglemada, r u still stalking poor farai na manje?? LOL.

Nonny
23 Jul 2008 10:02

U missed out Cody, but perhaps u can catch up 2moro.....

faraimagic
23 Jul 2008 10:03

Cinglechick  a real gentleman doesn't tell!!!

Toxic
23 Jul 2008 10:04

where was what F?

Toxic
23 Jul 2008 10:08

TDC i'm pointing out that THIS is WHERE i told of my crush for Farai so it's not a secret. Cngle ongshapile ka stina mara!

Toodecent
23 Jul 2008 10:11

Tox I didnt even know, there is anada way I TDC figured out.... Ahahaha I love being me. Ska wara ma larvh....all good.

faraimagic
23 Jul 2008 10:14

yho    so whats happening here kahle kahle? nawe futhi Toxic? who is stalking me then?

Toxic
23 Jul 2008 10:22

DEF not me Farai.....

Brown Shuga
23 Jul 2008 11:46

sjoe, didn't see this. Lepogo and Kele..Toxic/Farai/TDC what's going kanti mo?

tshepiso
30 Dec 2008 13:46

ja neh I missed a lot

Toxic
03 Jan 2009 12:09

LOL!


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