You might have gathered that I listen to the radio-make that I listen to a lot of radio. I even listen to Lotus FM!! My dial’s stuck on Yfm MOST of the day because shifting the radio around so I can listen to metrofm is too much effort sometimes and
Unathi sounds/speaks like she’s in the middle of an orgasm. I can tell you the line up for most stations from 8.00- 19.00pm on a weekday, so that should tell you just HOW many jocks I listen to in any given week: jocks and their sidekicks (di stroimen and meisies).
Can someone tell me when
deddy became the buzzword? My sister’s class teacher is insisting that these kids call him daddy and this word just conjures up images of an old has-been, going
“who’s your daddy?” The drivetime slot has stiff competition with Fresh on
5fm, Glen’s show on
Metro, Lawrence Dube (hi hi hi) on
KayaFM, Alex Jay on
Highveld, Twasa on
Lesedi, Chris Matshaba on
Motsweding, Linda Sibiya and Zama Ngcobo on
Ukhozi, Umhlobo? Errr..nevermind! ; Jones Netshipise on
Phalaphala; Quinton Baloyi on
MLfm..now you may well be wondering why I listen to this jerk if there’s so much to choose from? I can honestly say it’s the
music. He either compiles his own playlist or has
major input in the playlist!
bare o mooi van ver hi hi hi There’s a huge difference between flirting on air (think Rudeboy/Sanza combo) and downright perving. This DJ is a
pervert of note; he literally drools over girls on Facebook; any mention of food on his show almost always refers to
ikhekhe (cake); his entire dialogue has sexual innuendos; he even has the gall to say Arthur stock-takes each week because he chows his stock—admittedly, that’s a funny thing to say but it’s still perv nature.
His closing line used to be
“I’ll shagg you later!”; when he gives out tickets to events he insists on his callers saying they’ll be
cumming to the event; the callers that HOLLER AT THEIR DEDDY have to massage his ego to win complimentary tickets; he uses the word
achieve to describe anything and everything e.g a sexual encounter is an achievement; a cd launch is an achievement; going out on a date is an achievement, heck he’d probably say that he’s achieved if a random girl on the street gave him a peck on the cheek.
There’s a big difference between being a loud mouth and being opinionated AND this lesson seems to have escaped him. His recent “beef” with DJ Fresh, Trevor Noah and now DJ Cleo prove more than anything how
“small minded” he really is. As a good friend of mine prays that he does not get the breakfast show (now that Ruddy is leaving), I’ll say a very loud
AMEN! Chilli, uyabibitheka!