Fave TV Theme Tune:
Thank you for being a fri-eeend.
Driving down the road and back again,
Your heart is true,
You’re a pal and a confidaaaant.
If you threw a party and invited everyone you knew,
You would see the biggest gift would be from me,
and the card attached would say: “Thank you for being a friend.”
The Golden Girls - I loved that show! Especially Bea Arthur.
If you were an animal what would you be?
Probably either a lion or a cheetah and there’s no mystery to this because I found out the other day that lions and cheetahs can have sex between 40 to 100 times a day.
A TV moment of yours that you’ll never forget:
When I was on a show - years ago - I can’t remember what it was but it was a talk show and I was doing comedy and the late Steve Tshwete was sitting in the front row as one of the guests.
I was like, “Oh look! It’s Steve Tshweetee, Shweeetie, Tooshweeetie – what is your name??” - and he didn’t smile, he didn’t blink, he just glared at me and I was like “Oooow,” and wanted to disappear.
Your scariest moment:
It hasn’t happened yet - when one of my daughters comes to me to say: “Dad, I’m going to marry this guy.”
Your wildest moment:
Contrary what some people might see as a wild moment, mine’s a dream to just be somewhere on a beach with nothing to do for at least ten years and soak up the sun and sea and not have to worry about money or children or anything - just Me time for ten years.
Your trippiest moment:
Every time my wife told me she was pregnant. I saw all four of my children getting born and let me tell you - that’s one thing - I bow down on my knees in front of women to say, “Thank God I don’t need to do it.”
You just can’t believe it’s all happening when it’s happening - that the baby’s gonna come out of there and no-one’s gonna die and there’s blood and there’s weirdness and you’re feeling so strange and you can’t think. It’s trippy - it’s magnificent, you remember it forever - but it’s trippy.
The reality show you’d most like to win:
I’d love to win Idols - I can’t sing to save my life but I’d love to win Idols.
Do you believe in aliens?
I believe in energies and different levels of consciousness so some people would call it alien. I believe in different life energies and different plateau’s and levels - so I suppose I do.
Do unto others.
Most valuable possession:
My soul I would imagine is my most valuable possession. I try not to compromise it negatively in any way.