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Porn Star names

Written by GQ from the blog GQ Enquiry on 10 Jan 2008
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So on the lighter side of life I sit & entertain all these silly thoughts. This is not an article per se but just a glimpse of the silly thoughts running through my mind. So if you don't dig please exit lapha side-the x on the right corner of your screen.

Here I am on this dreary Thursday morning when work should be banned and I should be at home between the covers with someone delicious next to me & here I am sitting at work. I long for the days of boycotts- damn those days were great when our people could just dictate when it was and wasn’t necessary for people to go to work. Days like this make me so nostalgic.

With that said though as my head is suspended in the deep trenches of the gutter I wondered about porn names and why it is I’ve never heard of any African ones. Just the thought of porn star names makes it so hard for me keep a straight face. So I’m trying to come up with some African porn star names and my mind hits a blank-help me out here people. I wondered if any of you have porn star names you’d like to share or better yet what would your name be if you were a porn star?

I know that sometimes in relationships we come up with names to refer to our privates what if those names were to be converted into names (porn star names)?

Let's share.

47 Comments

GQ
10 Jan 2008 02:51

Come to think of it inkunzi emnyama would make a rather funny one for the dudes

spice
10 Jan 2008 02:58

John Hungry

Cnglemother
10 Jan 2008 03:01

GQ what are you starting? this is gonna get nasty, African names for Porn Staz?

spice
10 Jan 2008 03:06

Eish Tough one GQ i have been cracking my brain trying to come up with one ..........Nothing ......... but I'll keep trying

myname
10 Jan 2008 03:12

Vetkuk, Khekhe

Mapakisha
10 Jan 2008 03:20

Everytime I thing of a name, when I say it to myself it sounds nasy.........so for now I am still thinking of a writable name GQ!

Mapakisha
10 Jan 2008 03:23

I meant it sounds "nasty"

SHEZ
10 Jan 2008 03:24

@ myname Vetkuk LOL

awelani
10 Jan 2008 03:33

Umabhebhana

awelani
10 Jan 2008 03:35

Vetkuk, Khekhe ,,,,,,,Nyc

monchooza
10 Jan 2008 03:51

How about Monchooza???

Pooky
10 Jan 2008 03:53

used to call my ex's thingy Bon Jovi

Pooky
10 Jan 2008 04:01

iGuava

awelani
10 Jan 2008 04:04

What daz Monchooza mean?

myname
10 Jan 2008 04:08

Chillies or Pelepele

felfel
10 Jan 2008 04:08

Sparkle
(Glows in the dark...LOL)

Babyface
10 Jan 2008 04:15

What about Mbhebheni/

tshepiso
10 Jan 2008 04:16

what about "Tshepiso" (promise)

Babyface
10 Jan 2008 04:16

Or Nquzana?

Babyface
10 Jan 2008 04:18

I mean Nquza-beyiphulula!!!

myname
10 Jan 2008 04:25

babyface!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Pooky
10 Jan 2008 04:26

iNqinqis ka buti

myname
10 Jan 2008 04:28

MahlanyaN or CrazyN

myname
10 Jan 2008 04:35

pppppppppppoooooooooooookkkkky LOL

Babyface
10 Jan 2008 04:36

What about Sex-Machine or Mshin'wami?

Pooky
10 Jan 2008 04:38

hintoni myname hi hi hi hi

mabhebheza
10 Jan 2008 04:38

Inkomo ka baba..!!

Pooky
10 Jan 2008 04:43

mabhebheza LOL

GQ
10 Jan 2008 04:47

U guys kodwa have just cracked me up. Nonke nje...LMAF

myname
10 Jan 2008 04:50

heeeeeeeeeee @pooky akho nicks sana. Just interesting names

Amazing
10 Jan 2008 04:52

I am never at a loss for words, but they do say there is a first time for everything. But I wont be a Spoilsport. My name would be Kelly "sika lekhekhe" Khumalo.

SHEZ
10 Jan 2008 04:55

@ babyface and I will be Shushu (hottty)

Amazing
10 Jan 2008 04:59

Or better yet, "Kelly Khekhe Lakwa Khumalo".

myname
10 Jan 2008 05:01

manyaleni

Mawandi
10 Jan 2008 05:06

Mfana wengquza. Kota kota. Boya bemomozi. Phondo luka bhejane. Mbhenseni. uMakhinqi. uBhebha kuse. uMdla zonke.

awelani
10 Jan 2008 05:07

Sejabana--- for a guy. (not sure about the spelling)

myname
10 Jan 2008 05:08

khozo elibumvu or totsozana

Mawandi
10 Jan 2008 05:09

Mfana wengquza. Kota kota. Boya bemomozi. Phondo luka bhejane. Mbhenseni. uMakhinqi. uBhebha kuse. uMdla zonke.

Babyface
10 Jan 2008 05:09

Gazung!

awelani
10 Jan 2008 05:10

@ Mawandi: ROTFLMAO

Pooky
10 Jan 2008 05:13

iGush'emnyama,Provider,iNunusi,

Babyface
10 Jan 2008 05:13

Mawandi !!!

Nonny
10 Jan 2008 05:17

LOL @ Mazwandi, The name "Bhebha kuse" reminds me of the man that sells a disgusting looking 2ltre bottle written in bold.........."KUZE KUSE!!!".........the irony is, it's selling like hot cakes!!!

GQ
10 Jan 2008 05:17

Ok so you guys have inspired me to think of some African porn star names:

Here goes:

1. Dubula mshini
2. Dudula
3. Mabhobhoza
4. Magwinya zonke
5. Mude Mude
6. Makhafula
7. Veza ngiveze
8. Bazuka
9. Mbhebi
10. Maphihliza

I’ll take a break and think of some more

GQ
27 Nov 2008 15:12

Hey Bloggers,

It's so great to be back.
They've finally unblocked this site and I've always wanted to revive this article (it had been disabled -don't know why).

So please share. Pretty please

GQ
27 Nov 2008 15:35

Hawu bathong pls share Blogzinos

chimro
08 Apr 2010 17:21

Hola Der!

Thename is chimro & i just joined the crew ya bomabhebhana. somebody ,anyone avilable for a clever gud tym?

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