What's Cooking On Survivor Cook Islands

Written by Cloud9 from the blog Tribal Talk on 13 Aug 2007
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Hooray, Survivor's back! In more ways than one. Two ways to be exact. However will we Survivor fans get through the week with a double dose of island hijinks every week? Next week, Survivor SA: Malaysia will be hitting our screens but it's Survivor Cook Islands that kicks off Survivorfest.

The good news is that this season is the most racially diverse yet, for obvious reasons. The bad news is that that's pretty much the only diverse aspect of the cast who run the gamut from 20-30, acting to modelling and northern California to southern California.

At least none of them are named Danielle.

cookislands cast

Hey, they may all be straight out of central casting but at least they're a multicultural lot

I have applied my sharp perceptive skills to learn exactly what's going in these contestants' vapid little heads. So what are you waiting for? Click on each link to learn more about the twenty contestants who'll be participating in Survivor Apartheid Cook Islands.

Adam Gentry: The Copier Salesman

Becky Lee: The Lawyer

Billy Garcia: The Hardcore Death Metal Rawk Star

Brad Virata: The Token Gay Guy

Candice Woodcock: Pure Evil Personified

Cao Bui Bui: The Moose Man

Cecilia Mansilla: The One Who Protects Us From Killer Computers

Cristina Coria: The Bionic Woman

Jenny Guzon-Bae: The Tomboy Gone Girly

Jessica Smith: The Courtney Clone

Jonathan Penner: The Honest-to-goodness Actor

JP Calderon: The Meathead

Nathan Gonzalez: ThE GUy WiTH ThE WEIrd BaND nAMe

Ozzy Lusth: The Survivalist Waiter

Parvati Shallow: The Model Boxer With The Strangely Appropriate Name

Rebecca Borman: The Cat Collector

Sekou Bunch: The Jazz Maestro

Stephannie Favor: No, Not That Steph Again, Thank Goodness

Sundra Oakley: The Actress. No, The Other One.

Yul Kwon: The Firefly Fan!

5 Comments

Shakes
13 Aug 2007 13:06

Ooh! Thanks a million trillion Cloud! Your amusing bio's make Survivor three times more fun than it would be without...

Tashi
13 Aug 2007 13:19

Ditto ditto Shakes - thanks a gazillion Clouds! - just had such a brilliant chuckle checking them all out - can't wait to get stuck into the show!

Lingo
13 Aug 2007 14:00

Hooray for snap judgements! I always love reading your bios Cloud, because I never read the official bios anymore when I actually watch the show in the States. You think you know a person after watching them for 14 weeks on this show, but then you find out all sorts of interesting things you'd never have guessed from their TV personalities. (Then again, some things you learn are completely expected....)

Cloud9
13 Aug 2007 16:22

Based on nothing at all, I'm going to guess the "completely expected" thing refers to Billy. I just can't see him being anything other than how I imagine him based on his bio.

devilgirl
14 Aug 2007 00:44

Thanks Cloud! Now I can look at those PL questions again...

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