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Ozzy Lusth: The Survivalist Waiter

Written by Cloud9 from the blog Tribal Talk on 07 Aug 2007
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Ozzy Osbourne Lusth (which is what you get if a person with a lisp tries to pronounce ‘lush’) is a Californian waiter. This is code for ‘struggling actor’. He used to be a restaurant manager. Nice downgrade there, Oz.

He owns land in Panama and often goes there to spearfish. Rupert Boneham is writing a cease-and-desist letter as we speak because he is the only one allowed to spearfish in Panama. He can dive thirty feet and hold his breath for three minutes underwater. He is a seasoned camper, skilled at building forts, traps, shelters and surviving in the wilderness in his own. He is therefore almost certain to be the most useful member of whichever tribe he ends up on. Five bucks he still won’t be able to start a fire any better than the rest of them.

He enjoys going surfing with Buddha. This is not slang for drug use. His dog’s name is Buddha and he likes to take him along on his wakeboard. Surprisingly, he does not list ‘wet dog’ as one of his favourite smells.

Because I am pretty much a slave to pre-judging contestants based on their favourites, I must mention that I kinda love him based on the movies, video games, TV shows, actors, actresses and music he likes. He also enjoys vegan candy. I think that’s a euphemism for hash brownies.



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