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Wake Up Sam, This is Jo'burg

Written by Beyonce from the blog Bee's Rhythm in the City on 31 Jul 2007
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How many times must I scream at that child? Sam please your face is cringe worthy as it is, there is really no need to force us to close our eyes. Bathong directors, producers, anybody we get it already, enough now!! Those scenes with Lucille are traumatizing, yesterday he was resting his head on Lucille’s milk jugs and acting like a very h**** child. Lucille had to scream at him, I felt sorry for him when he said to Lucille “I can see that you don’t want me anymore” yah!! Vuka Sam kuseGoli lana, people make money in very different ways. Tshidi is in love with that sgebengu (I think they look good together ignoring the fact that Tshidi is still a school child.) Why is Stone supporting this mjolo all of a sudden, did I miss sungthing? 


Sbu and Tshidi’s boyfriend (Mandla) were working on a plan to steal or sell that white guy’s (I think his name is Mike) sound system. When it comes to the gangsta issues I lose concentration, probably because i'm not a sgebengu. But i’m sure given a chance to be one I’d do a much better job than Fats, he’s so dumb he sold out Tshidi’s man and Sbu to Suffocate. Not that it matters because Suffocate decided to join in this round of crime. Rachel and Sunay have VIP tickets to a fashion show, what in the flippin’ hell was Sunay wearing yesterday?????Somebody pliz give her clothing vouchers, hayi Sunay you looked awful for a celebrity or whatever the hell you are. Sunay offered to get an emergency ticket for Thembi, Thembi told her that an emergency is sungthing that requires serious attention in which case Sunay’s shoes were an emergency!!LMAO, at that moment I was thinking that everything about Sunay is an emergency; her hair describes the proper meaning of hideous!!!

Tshidi lied to her parents so she could go and see her sgebengu; she made me remember my school days. Good Gaad!! Lundi has manifested in Sam, he was taking drugs, thanks to David, I knew something like this would happen, auuw Sam wabatho, you will never see the end of amafinyela. I don’t understand Rachel and Sunay’s friendship, someone pliz explain this to me. 


holla




61 Comments

pat
31 Jul 2007 04:06

hayi i feel sorry for Sam...

Toodecent
31 Jul 2007 04:11

Thanks for the recap Lady B..I just couldnt handle Sam lying those Jugs that I even left in the middle of the show..!

pat
31 Jul 2007 04:11

"Why is Stone supporting this mjolo all of a sudden"..........ndimangele nam Bee but i think Sgebengu likes her!!!

belz
31 Jul 2007 04:17

pat: nna i think Sam wasn't thinking when he got himself into this nyambarara, he was just thinking with his b****, i wonder kuzokwenzekani ngaye shem!!! Kanti kwenzekani, Rachel is forever drunk hayi guys what does this say abt our gospel singers even Sam was at a club drinking!!!!

pat
31 Jul 2007 04:17

"you will never see the end of amafinyela"... LOL he is already finying heavily..

belz
31 Jul 2007 04:22

can somebody get us an interview with Sammy, there is a lot i need to ask that boy.

pat
31 Jul 2007 04:24

wabona Belz u Rachel is behaving like a 10yr old kid... whats up with her khona ?? last tym i checkd ebethe she will quit drinking if Thembi moves in with her maar nou its worse!!!

pat
31 Jul 2007 04:31

Fatz needs a hot klap...

KeleFabulous
31 Jul 2007 04:43

ooh there was some scene on one of the episodes tsa last week where mandla sghebengu looked absolutely HOT! i think it's that time a khapa tshidi to the bus stop and then he was walking away...na le gwe gwe lakhe. mhm!

belz
31 Jul 2007 04:45

Fatz needs more than a hot klap, he needs to drink water, make use of tht gym, and who in their right mings offers people amagwinya egym!!!! he also needs to grow up!!!! i thot tshidi was the child here!! auuw tht kiss on the forehead(Tshidi) cute!

pat
31 Jul 2007 04:45

great idea Belz..whats his real name knona??

pat
31 Jul 2007 05:00

I dont understand Rachel and Sunays friendship........ I think Sunay is using Rachel n she too dumb to notice

Toxic
31 Jul 2007 05:00

The only reason I'm watching this show is to see the sgebhengu's. That sign up and get one fatcake promo was really stupid even for make believe TV. Eish, i am growing tired of the drama queen antics from Rachel and getting impatient waiting to see something exciting from Pam Andrews.....

MamaOmpha
31 Jul 2007 05:20

One person oborang ke Stone (Tshidi's brother). The way he speaks, its just not for tv. But I am loving sgebengu and tshidi.  they have this puppy love thing going on. sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet. as for Fats yena bamujweditse uri he is just lazy.finish

Beyonce
31 Jul 2007 06:18

Oh I like Mandla... sgebengu no.1.
LuLu and boy-boy are playing with fire ngiyaktshela!

pat
31 Jul 2007 06:19

LOL @ MamaOmpha.... u stone u shy bathong!!!

belz
01 Aug 2007 00:46

Oh Gaad, did Mandla have to die so early, i cried coz i was beginning to fall for that guy, dear Jesues may his sgebengu soul rest in peaces, bathong!! yesterday's episode was so sad but the best thing that happend was that we didn't get to see Lulu and boy-boy,phew!!

Beyonce
01 Aug 2007 01:29

eish, lenna belz I was so disappointed! Why maaara, why so early? Mandle was one of my favourates

belz
01 Aug 2007 01:34

i won't be able to watch today's episode,and its probably a gud thing coz it will be sad, i hope the funeral is tomorrow coz i need to go the funeral, no maan imeant i need to see the funeral, shame Tshidi. Fats was crying for real???  didn't yu just lahv gail gester!!

khanya M
01 Aug 2007 02:01

Sorry for uTshidi she just a school child how is going to take it I wonder shame.......it is too soon for him to die.  I think sgebengu 2 & Sbu are going to arrested cos did you see car's registration SBU 1 and the guy saw it when they drove off..

KeleFabulous
01 Aug 2007 02:23

haaibo! what did i miss?? my beloved mandla dead?! ka njani? hawu nkosi yami bakithi what is this world coming to? somebody pls explain to me

belz
01 Aug 2007 02:29

kelefab: they were going to steal speakers from tht Mike guy's house, his dad was there and he had a gun so he shot Mandla, but i don't understand why Mike told his dad tht there were pple in the house, tht old fart was sleeping and im sure he wasn't going to hear anything.

babyjoe
01 Aug 2007 02:45

morning all,  i don't feel this soapie period, my problem is that girl from backstage, whats her name again well i forgot. the brother too, he bored me to my sleep, why does he allow her to do that crap? if i was her brother i would smack the adolescent out...........

monchooza
01 Aug 2007 02:46

ooh i missed the action moss izolo.......... damn so does this mean ukuthi my sgebengu will have the club all to himself????????? maybe its the right time for me to make a move on him

Beyonce
01 Aug 2007 03:10

I think uMandla is not dead... I mean, they cant put someone throgh grilling auditions just to kill him 2 weeks into the soap! nnah, dont think so.
Uzobona wena, uzovuka from the dead

KeleFabulous
01 Aug 2007 03:31

but y did mike blow the whistle when they were there on his request???

belz
01 Aug 2007 03:47

LOL @ Bey, hayi darly he is dead, i dnt think the auditions were grilling, uyisgebengu yena vele, so he ddnt do much of amaauditions. i need somebody to answer tht question for me Kelefab.

KeleFabulous
01 Aug 2007 05:10

but htis is too dissappointing. phela now that means i'll neva see a kissing scene of that sghebengu. phela i hear baya li shaya iroma! hi hi hi tshidi missed out big time then

pat
01 Aug 2007 08:22

"but y did mike blow the whistle when they were there on his request" ......i guess he was panicking.....the oldman uyaphapha naye. .... i feel sori for Tshidi and Tizoz

pat
01 Aug 2007 08:25

"yesterday's episode was so sad"......it was indeed i hope the other sgebengus will learn from this

pat
01 Aug 2007 08:31

"maybe its the right time for me to make a move on him" hi hi hi hi Moonchooza uyazithanda izinto!!!

mmabatho
06 Aug 2007 07:07

Lahvee
10 Aug 2007 02:13

Bee who's Mandla?? The one who died?? Which Sgebengu is he?? Is it Bravo?? Eish too many questions... phela I was shocked when I saw a coffin and everyone was talking Mandla..which one is he..??

belz
10 Aug 2007 02:20

hey lahv, yah Mandla is Bravo, its so sad tht he had to leave this early, i was falling for him

Beyonce
10 Aug 2007 02:31

Thanx Belz... yha Mandla was the Sgebengu no.1, the one I loved the most.

Eish guyz forgive me for not writing this week, thing is haven't been really watching coz of my other commitments... but ke My Partner in crime is gonna help me out... angithi BELZ???? 
belz... we gotta get to buziness soon

Monday expect something from this Blog ok?

belz
10 Aug 2007 02:36

yah Bey, im not going anywhere tomorrow, so i'll watch the omni, ngifuna amashares manje.

monwy
10 Aug 2007 02:39

belz mntanandini, ndiphantse ndayishiya indawo (ndasweleka) kukukhumbula wena. sundinyisa ungaphinde unqabe, k, lol

monwy
10 Aug 2007 02:40

uSam sisibhanxakazi endingasaziyo ikuba sicinga kanjani, i guess he was born without brains or he only has medulla and yona i oblongata akanayo, lol

Beyonce
10 Aug 2007 02:40

Dont you worry... we'll work something out my love!

Beyonce
10 Aug 2007 02:42

Mowny do you have a secret crush that WE MUST know about? LoL

belz
10 Aug 2007 02:44

ndikhona monwy wami, ndikhona lahv, yilecomputerndini ebidlala ngami, ndibuyile ngoku, andisayindawo sthandwa sami.

monwy
10 Aug 2007 02:45

what u mean nw BEE sundinyisa kaloku, ndinganayo kubani na? lol

KeleFabulous
10 Aug 2007 02:49

ooh that child sam...someone must find a cleansing spa for him and pronto! that child is just plain skanky! haai! u L-factor andiyazi ukuba ukhona ka njani ama kissing scenes no muntu onje! sis man that boy is disgusting!

i think they're going a little overboard with the way tshidi is so heartbroken with mandla's death...i mean, they only dated for like what, 3 days? haai!

KeleFabulous
10 Aug 2007 02:49

ooh sorry, bebenga date, bebe jola. hi hi hi

belz
10 Aug 2007 02:52

hehehehe, hayi kele sukubaheartless maan, ubesethandweni umntanabantu. i'm loving Sam these days, the drugs are VERY GOOD for him, i LOLed when he called LFactor a byatch, thatha Sam.

Jordan
10 Aug 2007 02:53

@ Kele: Role model ya ga Tshidi ke Karabo Moroka (the reigning queen of grieving).

But Kele, it doesn't always take long for a person to make an impact. I think Tshidi o frustrated ke 'what could have been'

monwy
10 Aug 2007 02:57

what's up with Sam's hair, dnt they have combs kwa rythm city, ekare ke khoisan

belz
10 Aug 2007 03:01

hehehe monwy, kaloku uSam udla isidakamiso, he doesn't know a comb from a line of coke, noSuffocate naye  udinga iattention efacini yakhe, kutheni uMiles ephethwe yibudenge obungaka, when is he going to realise tht LFactor played him.

monchooza
10 Aug 2007 03:04

monwy ukhana ngenwele zika sam. eish mina the lips zingidina dini. dont they have i zambuk bamgcobe, damn the guy looks hungry all the time infact he should have been given street kid character which i am sure he would have perfected.

KeleFabulous
10 Aug 2007 03:12

ok guys but i still think he's a skank!

<<the drugs are VERY GOOD for him>> hi hi hi belz, u wrongo!

ooh bathong i feel sorry for lungsta! he's so heartbroken okare nka mo atla! somebody pls organise me a hugging session with him please!

Lahvee
10 Aug 2007 03:29

Haaa...guys... now Im really sad... I lahved him too!!! the other sgebengu should've died...uhlala eZone 14 mos?? Eish maybe Bravo needed more time to do his music... dont mangal if he releases an album now... just after he stole our heart.. you know how these celebs operate.

monchooza
10 Aug 2007 03:39

NO NO NO NO Lavhee you cant say that, you want may sgebengu dead now, no no i am not happy they killed the other sgebi mara i am glad they did not kill my sgebi

Jordan
10 Aug 2007 03:46

hi hi hi @ 'sgebi'

Lahvee
10 Aug 2007 04:06

Ok Monchoo, I take it back.. I'll stick to my Sgebi Zamdela..!! Hey Monchoo.. I know what you look like...hi hi hi... very colourful neh!!!

monchooza
10 Aug 2007 04:18

hope i am not too colourful neh

Renegade
10 Aug 2007 06:15

No shame u Sbu, he's so hot in his grieving misery...hai...let me stop souding like a groupie

Beyonce
10 Aug 2007 06:20

Sbu Sbu Sbu!!! hitness at its best

Renegade
10 Aug 2007 06:23

Ya Beyonce, i have to agree, everytime i c him i think nah man, dat guy is like de boy next door, like someone engingamjola...he's so hot, eish, if at guy had to shela me, my man wud take a back seat i tell u, and this from someone who swore she'd neva do celebrities

Spokie
10 Aug 2007 07:52

hey i feel left out all these ppl with gold stars!!! i am definetly getting one.........................................

nonkez
15 Aug 2007 05:05

he!! im steal waiting for kelly (sunay) to show me better acting skills hey? on monday, she was messing up thembi's acting maan.

haaibo, when is she leavin?

guys, i read on the sunday papers that the cell c "you can talk 4 free on weekends" lady is poor and i feel very sorry 4 her but i like the fact that she does not pretend to hv money as she still leaves at her RDP house with her family.

i was thinking that maybe RC should employ her as Mamokete's nousy neighbour to add some comic to the show. wat do u think??????

lindile
20 Aug 2007 08:04

Maara uSam yibhoza. I wouldn't mind to be him, at least for a day. I want my some KB juice.


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