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Scram Sam

Written by Amazingly from the blog Survivor SA : HOMEGROWN on 11 Sep 2006
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Neanderthal Sam
Neanderthall Sam
I do not like green eggs and Sam 
I do not like you Sam-i-am 
I do not like your surfer bod
The way you thought u were a god

And when u failed to get the fire stoked
At poor Mzi's head you poked
Then off to play in sand and sea
With the playboy bunny, Missy Bree

I do not like you in the rain
I do not like you more than Zayn
i do not like you in the sun
Or the way you acted like Attilla the Hun

And when not everyone at your feet did fall
You acted like a Neanderthal
You beat chest and pranced about
And acted like a big old lout

I did not like your little clique
Made up of u and Baywatch Chick
The way you fought to save her butt
Saying you'd be all sad and in a rut.

(boo
frikken
hoo)

Nope, i do not like you Sam-i-am
I do not like your face on cam
I do not mean to sound too crass
But boy, i'm glad they kicked your ass



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