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• Americas Next Top Mohawk
  27 Feb 2008 00:00 (27 replies)

  

  The results are in and the so-called winner of the lamest set of models yet is Naima. More importantly, this is the last we see of Miss Janice Dickinson. Woe!
  

• America's Next Top Bill-Dodger
  6 Feb 2008 00:00 (37 replies)

  

  Keenyah doesn't know if Mandela's alive or dead, Kahlen cries at every little thing and Brittany goes home despite having the best pic. Sigh. I need a muffin.
  

• America's Next Top Project Runway
  30 Jan 2008 00:00 (9 replies)

  

  Keenyah goes full-on bitch monster of death but it is Christina who is booted for having a cold personality. Where's the justice?
  

• America's Next Top Safari
  23 Jan 2008 00:00 (17 replies)

  

  Under a South African sky, the girls must pose as animals. Overeating Keenyah gets an elephant but it is skittish zebra Michelle who finally becomes biltong
  

• Americas Next Top Zombie
  16 Jan 2008 00:00 (18 replies)

  

  Death stalks the schmodels. Kahlen has to deal with a tragedy, the photoshoot takes place six feet under and Tatiana is DOA.
  

• America's Next Top Meltdown
  9 Jan 2008 00:00 (97 replies)

  

  So much drama! Bad cockney accents! Pillow fights! Double-eliminations! Screaming fits! Remember, if Tyra ever yells at you, its only because she loves you.
  

• America's Next Top Dancer
  19 Dec 2007 00:00 (12 replies)

  

  Brittany's dance brings joy to all, Rebecca generates less heat than Iceland and fish-out-of-water Lluvy screws up her last photoshoot.
  

• America's Next Top Flesh-Eating Bacteria
  5 Dec 2007 00:00 (17 replies)

  

  Michelle's face gets eaten, the schmodels get a racial makeover and Noelle talks about her son a million times before being sent home to see him again.
  

• American Idol Finale: The Live Recap
  24 May 2007 00:00 (0 replies)

  

  How much of a sucker for punishment do you have to be to sit through three straight hours of American Idol and blog about it? I find out...
  

• Why You Have To Watch Heroes
  17 May 2007 00:00 (0 replies)

  

  Welcome to the Heroes Cult. We're here to indoctrinate you into our folds. Please pick up your cult handbook and turn to the section marked "Why join?"
  

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