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• Days: Hairstyles Of The Rich And Stupid
  29 Oct 2007 00:00 (6 replies)

  

  Back in Salem, Billie was so distraught that she got drunk and arrested for punching out a police officer in a bar. Sadly, the police officer wasn't Bo.
  

• Days Of Our Lives 20 Mar- 20 April '07: Wring My Belle's Neck
  20 Apr 2007 00:00 (0 replies)

  

  Patrick and Hope are making their way through the jungle. Patrick is shirtless, naturally. I hope a swarm of leeches attach themselves to his nipples.
  

• All My Children 22 Feb - 29 Mar '07: Spies, Lies And Naked Thighs
  30 Mar 2007 00:00 (0 replies)

  

  A sleepy SABC3 employee who had just woken up at his booth wondered how the hell he'd let Emmanuelle 17: The Slathering broadcast before the watershed.
  

• Passions 22 Feb - 29 Mar '07: Who Shot JC?
  30 Mar 2007 00:00 (1 replies)

  

  The victim: Abe Carver. No, wait, that's not right. Let me check my notes. The victim: Julian Crane - drunkard, bastard and lover of bizarre sexual roleplay.
  

• Days Of Our Lives 22 Feb - 19 Mar: Whinestone Cowboy
  19 Mar 2007 00:00 (0 replies)

  

  With Abe and Roman as her tour guides, Marlena has learned the secrets of Melaswen; namely that it makes no sense.
  

• Days Of Our Lives 16 Jan - 22 Feb: The Island Of Dr Moron
  22 Feb 2007 00:00 (0 replies)

  

  The coffin began falling through the centre of the earth through lava and rock until it ended up on a desert island. Man, the Salem subway system is just weird.
  

• All My Children 50BC - 22 Feb '07: Sleeping With The Enemy
  22 Feb 2007 00:00 (0 replies)

  

  Erica has two men in love with her because she wouldnt be Erica Kane if she didn't attract men like a skunk attracts stink.
  

• Passions 300BC - 22 Feb '07: Four Weddings And A Funeral
  22 Feb 2007 00:00 (0 replies)

  

  "With God as my witness," Kay Scarlett OHara-ed as lightning struck around her, "I will never be good again!". As long as you don't do anything dramatic.
  

• Days Of Our Lives 24 Nov '06 - 15 Jan '07: Mmm Doughnuts
  15 Jan 2007 00:00 (0 replies)

  

  Is Salem the Matrix? Is this why this show never makes any damn sense? Is there a glitch in the Matrix?
  

• Soap Dish Special: What Women Want (Is Not This)
  24 Nov 2006 00:00 (0 replies)

  

  Apparently women want bad superhero outfits, faceless husbands, Britney Spears' career, random pizza guys, anagrams, and obnoxious boy geniuses. Who knew?
  

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